Grown-Ass Lesbian (JoJo Siwa Karma Parody)

[@kaitlynmorgan4613]

saying "effing" instead of swearing ties this together so well 😭😭

[@Avery_0nline]

that's what she says in the song 😭

[@neptunevibes]

@@Avery_0nline i think they mean the bit where they say i am effing gay

[@Chrysalis-Bellflower]

It's cus in the song she changed one of the lyrics to effing💀

[@kaitlynmorgan4613]

@@Chrysalis-Bellflower ik! thats why i said it ties it together, cause he couldve chosen to actually swear unlike jojo lmfaooo

[@kaitlynmorgan4613]

@@neptunevibes yeah thats what i meant lol. cause like ppl pointed out, jojo said "effed around" instead of "messed around" as the original version was written. like if youre gonna say "bitch," why wouldnt u swear any other time it fits 😭😭?? she censored herself for no reason

[@dayannabadilla917]

The best fact is that this parody has less autotune than the actual song lmao

[@ameliaduncan3236]

Right? I was thinking the he's a much better vocalist, even behind the auto tune.

[@Kanoog]

Hellz No, I'm not defending JoJo garbage but this shit has drastically more auto tune than Eiffel 65 A Decade in Blue (Da Ba Dee).

[@whenitsover3479]

@@Kanoog you do not understand how auto tune works💀this is more noticeable because he’s not actually trying to make his voice sound on pitch, jojos literally has SO much more and the fact that you can’t audibly tell is proof of that. auto tune isn’t SUPPOSED to be noticeable, but if you know what butchering notes and then fixing them on a computer sounds like then you can pick it apart pretty well, clearly you’re not one of those individuals💀

[@MegaByteMonk]

@@Kanoog Lol you're not the brightest bulb! But that's ok. You can still bag groceries. Thank you.

[@DapperCO]

@@MegaByteMonk YOU COOKED THEM 😨😨 😭

[@Rottingparts]

She really acted like she was the first lesbian in the world

[@kymo6343]

lmao that's what it kinda feels like when you first come out tho. XD

[@DisruptiveGhostFace]

Jojo is a disrespect to the LGBTQ community and the lesbian community. I'm a lesbian and honestly, would rather turn straight then date her.

[@van_sacartoon4298]

exactly.

[@demoncyborg5458]

Jojo Siwa threw the first brick at Stonewall.

[@LambieAndAvelin]

Lmao!

[@ZyraX-21]

REMEMBER FELLAS! This is canon to the JoJo Siwa lore because she tried to get it taken down!

[@kOrByN_vT]

omg did she? XD

[@HeyAHappyHuman]

​@@kOrByN_vTShe shouldn't have, I found her actual song through the parody

[@pembrokelove]

No. She didn’t! Did she? I’m gooped.

[@justjaguar2314]

Whaaaat😂😂 No way bro that's hilarious

[@LexiMartinez-gz2bq]

😂😂😂😂

[@robinfox1902]

NO ONE has made this dramatic of a change yet, in our generation, no one has made this EXTREME of a switch

[@Pikachu-qr4yb]

Stop xDD

[@AnonYMous-pv3py]

This is ICONIC! I think you just invented GAY POP!

[@CheshirelySmiles]

gaga would be so proud

[@Minskiie]

YASS!

[@albinohamster4336]

YESSSSS! Definitely ❤️🧡🤍💜🩷 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[@Happytravellerkimmy]

Like KPop! That's clever😂 🫰

[@AlkalineandAcid]

Is this the next song of the summer?

[@1greg795]

I love the idea of a couple having a romtic walk on the beach and walk by this being filmed

[@missinspired581]

I want to see their reactions!!!!

[@Insertnamehere-l2m]

“Your eyes look lovely in the moonlight.” “I aM eFfiNg GaY” “Uh…good for you mate!”

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

That’s what I was thinking too 💀

[@GodtierWaifu]

they would probably be grateful that they witnessed peak

[@slumlorddd]

@@Insertnamehere-l2mThat was pretty funny, lol.

[@imactuallylazy]

What is this masterpiece…

[@logicalsliceofbread4467]

You’re finally here to witness this masterpiece

[@reany-pe2dd]

Hi

[@XboxRobloxPlayerGamer]

Ikr it just so perfect... 😂🎉

[@Ihatewritingnewusernames]

OMG HI LAYZE I'M A BIG FAN

[@Flowerssssssssss]

LAYZEEE!!!!

[@possesed_beans]

"Gaga, Queen and Elton John don't exist actually" that's prolly what she actually thinks lmao

[@Happypuppyz]

XD

[@OpalLeigh-il8yj]

Jojo: “…who?”

[@brooklyn_songbird]

Well, if you look back far enough, JoJo is supposedly a big fan of queen and Elton John

[@liamtheman2099]

@@brooklyn_songbirdKeyword being supposedly. I do know she’s a fan of Elton John because I actually saw her dressed up as Red Devil at Elton John’s farewell concert in Madison Square Garden. Yeah, it’s a no brainer to say but Elton pulled it off better.

[@London9595]

So effing true 😂😂😂

[@nat4n308]

it's supposed to be a parody but it's better then the OG version

[@krysab6125]

Let's be fair, that's not hard to achieve

[@nat4n308]

@@krysab6125 SO TRUE LMFAO

[@jacquelinerodriguez6877]

This would've gone insanely viral in the late 2000s when parody covers were everywhere

[@jackiealexander92530]

Facts

[@passingextraterrestrial]

Bart Baker core

[@dlutz7248]

Bring Bart Baker back!

[@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327]

I ate the hell out of those parodies. Couldn’t breathe because I was laughing so hard. Sometimes I miss being 12😂

[@MsCarringtonsYoutube]

Facts ! I miss Bart Baker so much

[@Aya_nami]

The fact you could write a different version of the song but Jojo couldn’t

[@MargaretS-e1g]

What do you mean? Doesn't changing one entire word count as rewriting?

[@kitmewcraft]

​@@MargaretS-e1g lol

[@JustAHarmlessSoph]

But...she added "effing"!

[@tayash233]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maxwellversed]

The way you managed to recreate this so well and bring attention to the actual worst things jojo has done.. almost overshadows how surprisingly good your twerking skills are.

[@TheMotherConfesser]

Almost but not completely

[@paigekutz8539]

Exactly!

[@parkerstahler1027]

​@@paigekutz8539caddis a aa. 0:38

[@camestry__6531]

almost

[@魚刺-k1r]

Why she have to break out this bad?... I mean... karma is so bad... not just make some people feel gross, but in a unprofessional way. The quality of music even worse than her child star single. not catchy, not moving, not thoughtful.

[@cozmicdoodles7167]

I love the "eff you" immediately followed by 2 curse words lmao

[@MaleficentAD]

I... Have listened to this far too many times than I'm willing to admit.

[@toniwilliams3469]

I'm at over 25times🤭

[@MaleficentAD]

@@toniwilliams3469 are you challenging me? I'll beat that 😭

[@toniwilliams3469]

@user-iy2gk8us2g lol no haha I'm just open to admission🤣🤣

[@MaleficentAD]

@@toniwilliams3469 I think I win.

[@toniwilliams3469]

@@MaleficentAD how many times? I'm in the 50s😊

[@Itz_Annq]

The fact this is better than Jojo’s version 💀 “Effing gay-“ and him kicking the water super aggressively had me dyingggg

[@mistermisfortune13]

Ryan Beard is my favourite lesbian

[@felesnocis]

One lesbian to rule them all

[@Catz4lifez]

@@felesnocisthe only real lesbian.

[@s0ftweb0982]

the lesbian that invented gay pop

[@memethingz6004]

Cringe

[@420avery69]

Why does this actually go hard af

[@Biggiecheeseness]

Ikr

[@007carson]

Better than the song he’s making fun of

[@vellbariaofficial]

Plus his dancing and twerking

[@KRYST4L-K4T]

This is better than the original

[@shadyneedsacookie-tf7se]

This is the old part of KZbin I miss and want back more than anything

[@legoshirocha]

Bart Baker 😂

[@Kalidreamine]

@@legoshirochalove him 😂

[@blitzogene]

THE FILM COOPER AFTER THE MARSHA P JOHNSON PICTURE IM SOBBINGGGGG

[@edenelumir313]

I dont get it, why is film cooper there?

[@junebugsjukebox]

@@edenelumir313a couple years ago on tiktok he said that his style was “marsha p johnson core” and nobody has let him live it down 😭

[@420avery69]

​@edenelumir313 still trying to figure that out myself if anyone has answers

[@chyannerose7595]

@@420avery69he compared himself to Marsha cuz he was wearing a colorful striped shirt 😂

[@chyannerose7595]

@@edenelumir313he said he has the same style as her bc he wore a colorful shirt

[@froodcariad6399]

This is unironically the only version of this song I will listen to

[@silenzio27bruno]

The original song is really good too

[@Alexacz2]

@@silenzio27bruno Yeah, cause it was copied too. The original is from Brit Smith and wasn't autotuned to hell. Nothing is original in Jojo's new aesthetic

[@silenzio27bruno]

@@Alexacz2 the original song I meant was Brit smith's not jojo Who in their right mind say jojo's version is better?😂

[@francesmcstay]

I really liked Jaime French's version "I Fell in a Ditch" but JoJo with the Bow Bows made her take it down. I'm sad because it was so hilarious.

[@memethingz6004]

Ofc, the one that makes fun of lesbianism

[@gustavedore1073]

It is almost maddening how much better your makeup is

[@kookootrix1978]

The makeup, the dance, the lyrics, the singing, the outfit, all better, seriously!!!

[@PorcupineTheOneandOnly]

333 likes.

[@ameliaduncan3236]

@@PorcupineTheOneandOnly 345

[@utatanepiko7087]

A bop as always, Ryan The best parts of the this song are "stay up past my bedtime" and "eating sweets any time" is because of the predictions of what Jojo's rebrand will be like on Tiktok said similar things. "This is what children thinks an adult is"

[@MollyMcDolly]

Why is this *ACTUALLY* fucking better than the actual version.

[@ojisan.]

please do a megamind cosplay this outfit looks exactly like him

[@yamas4799]

YES! YES!

[@JimmyThee.Ticklemonster]

Will wood pfp!?

[@littleladberriesandcream5433]

WILL WOOD!!!

[@NotKeikyzz]

Petition for them to see this comment and actually do it

[@ojisan.]

@@JimmyThee.Ticklemonster YES

[@ReapurArt]

The Weird Al of our generation

[@aveganeverywhere]

Weird Al is the weird Al of every generation. Two people can be incredibly talented and be in the same niche market without being compared to each other 👍.

[@sxirmy2913]

Or the Bart Baker lol

[@ajstudios9210]

​@@sxirmy2913Ew, no.

[@coenfealy4731]

It was weird al then Bart baker and thekeyofawesome a bit later pontoons and now this guy

[@rosesandmilk]

@@ajstudios9210 nah bro

[@generalzar0ff]

Not only is this a wonderful parody, you managed to be less awkward than Jojo. Great job!

[@chimominino]

Incredible lyrics. And aggressively humping the ocean was too much. Well done.

[@chimmichurri6940]

The aggressive faced water hump was way too funny XD

[@kimuaja]

Me, a grown-ass lesbian: this will be my new anthem! 😄

[@LadyVenus125]

Same!

[@churchoftheholyduck3339]

This is lowkey a bop and a better gay pop song that the original

[@garystinten9339]

Effen straight up!!. Straight white male..

[@Burning_crufix]

4ever quoting this

[@kitsy277]

same XD

[@420avery69]

Holy shit the stonewall reference is clever as fuck

[@daintydalmatian]

It’s not 🥱

[@JohnBrown-ig5nc]

What's he referring to?

[@metalgearsausage]

@@daintydalmatian its the fact that Jojo really does think she *did something* on the same level with this track (she didn't)

[@bees.857]

​@@daintydalmatianit is when you actually understand the reference

[@daintydalmatian]

@@metalgearsausage no she doesn’t, she never said that, americans are so hyperbolic and can’t think straight 🙄

[@Sarahs_Corner-]

I’m just imagining someone walking by while he’s filming this and I can’t stop laughing my ass off.

[@squid-123]

help now you’ve cursed me with the laughing off of asses 😭

[@Sarahs_Corner-]

@@squid-123 he he he, ha ha ha! I CAST••• *L A U G H I N G Y O U R A S S O F F!*

[@sugarpig]

Face it JoJo siwa, Ryan is the superior lesbian

[@jee2158]

Ahahah

[@MegatruxFR]

Exactly!! 🙌🤣

[@Lady_ETHNE]

he ain’t even a lesbian and he’s still better

[@xemplary3307]

ARE WE GONNA IGNORE THE FILM COOPER DROP AT 2:03 😭 CHAT IM DONE 😭😭

[@amelooloo]

funniest part of this is that jojo doesn’t even call herself a lesbian bc she doesn’t “like the word” 🙄🙄

[@mariviealmonte4156]

I'll say, 'EARNED THAT!!' ✔✔✔✔

[@cadencepasseno3650]

Damn 💀

[@Spinner773]

That's so many lesbians. Lesbians should really practice saying the word I mean you are a lesbian

[@crisemm5207]

Lol😂 That was true 2 or 3 years ago, she didn't liked the word lmfao But now she's constantly calling herself that

[@Heyaheyaheya7]

💀

[@jackiealexander92530]

Dude that “mommy told me” gets me every time 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@vellbariaofficial]

Referencing Dance Moms 😅

[@zrrs2816]

The dance 🤣

[@Punmaestro]

Why is this unironically better than Jojo's 💀😭

[@JohnnieandJakearemyvibefr]

Bro the actual fact he sings better than jojo siwa says something 💀💀

[@ma_gi]

"Mommy told me, I can coat my car with my face" Iconic

[@getSkrunk]

we’re getting our exes on our podcast with this one 🗣️‼️🔥

[@alyssacdavis8246]

LOL!

[@GeneralLeia]

I think you might’ve invented lesbianism, too 🎉

[@rosalynelippington]

Ahhh behold the founder

[@digdogbulldogdog]

I think I understand non-binary people on a spiritual level after watching this

[@6up5oh]

As a nonbinary person I can confirm we are all like this 24/7

[@aquariandawn4750]

JoJo went from sweetheart to Power Rangers' villain overnight

[@shinagamithegreat04]

I’m glad you are bringing back the old school parodies!!! We need this back frf

[@Xiraken]

This is truly a gay masterpiece! The first of it's kind!

[@nixpixl442]

me when i’m a grown ass lesbian

[@ghost.and.gills.]

Lesbian certified 👍 good job

[@alexandramendoza4633]

This proves that its just JoJo because why does this sound so good.

[@truffula333]

i've started listening to this unironically ryan's voice is actually really nice

[@langleymneely]

Lmao! Another banger! Ryan has created a new form of music with this! Finally GAY POP has been invented for the masses!!!

[@chesiresays]

2:03 Not coop 😭

[@enzo_gabriel3964]

Fr I was like film cooper jumpscare

[@BunnySpaceMachine]

Can you tell me what you're talking about?

[@enzo_gabriel3964]

@@BunnySpaceMachine film cooper

[@BunnySpaceMachine]

​@@enzo_gabriel3964what is film cooper? Sorry...not trying to be rude.

[@enzo_gabriel3964]

@@BunnySpaceMachine np he's another commentary KZbinr

[@mamamua4644]

This video was less uncomfortable than JoJo Siwas. I was hoping you’d do this!! You delivered and did not disappoint!!

[@WetDryWallLicker]

The way that this is unironically better than the original 😭

[@MegatruxFR]

Bro this is gold, you did awesome... guilty pleasure parody next?

[@Cryo_Nova]

FILM COOPER 😭

[@nobody.836]

Sorry to ask but why is that guy there? Dont really know much about him xd

[@inari.28]

@@nobody.836he once said his his number one style inspiration was marsha p johnson lmfao 💀 because he painted his nails, wore colourful t shirts, and occasionally chucked on a pearl necklace

[@nobody.836]

@@inari.28 oh... oh noooo

[@all-american-hips]

@@nobody.836 this person is bashing him for no reason. he was 20 years old at the time and, as far as i know, has issued an apology. the marsha p johnson thing was also in response to people claiming he was profiting off of queer styles or something because he *literally* just painted his nails, wore colourful t shirts, and occasionally chucked on a pearl necklace.

[@inari.28]

@@all-american-hips 20 is a grown ass adult 😭 it's genuinely ok if you wanna be a film cooper fan but you dont have to instantly come to his defence...! personally i think its just so deeply silly to dress like a member of Ocean Alley and then claim ur "rocking [marsha P. johnson's] look"

[@serenitysfirefly]

As a grown-ass lesbian, this is 100% going on my "bad dance moves only" playlist

[@Sophia-pv3eu]

Same 😭

[@birb5306]

Omg drop the playlist

[@memethingz6004]

As a lesbian this song feels lesbphobic regardless how u feel about Jojo

[@Sophia-pv3eu]

@@memethingz6004 yeah definitely

[@SpookynScary]

I love how when he flips off the camera its actually his index and thumb

[@tastytastysoup]

2:12

[@MeddowsMercury]

They use they/them pronouns

[@SpookynScary]

@@MeddowsMercury That's nice

[@matthew4712]

1:15 sent me.

[@tess000]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. The lyrics and the cinematography is just incredible

[@OfTheSeaKND]

It’s incredible that Ryan has finally invented gay pop for the first time in human history. 👏

[@faith294]

No one has made this dramatic of a change yet, no one has made, in this generation, this extreme of a switch! 😋

[@nuttypurrfessor]

I was about to say “don’t punch down by making fun of children…” then I remembered JoJo Siwa is 20 😹😹😹 Great song LMAO

[@tabithapritt6895]

Yeah it's kind of hard to believe that she's an adult now after all this time

[@olivebrosnan4437]

@@tabithapritt6895 bruh with how she acts, she doesn’t seem 20 💀

[@pixelprincess9]

Having not seen the original music video i was SO CONFUSED watching this.

[@rafaelmezettihumbert2971]

02:10 this shot right here? slaps

[@OverAnalyst]

Wish I could properly convey *so much* appreciation for the effort & talent you bring to these parodies! (and video essays, but just WOW)

[@yuriwk7649]

We need this on Spotify

[@lifeisanadventure406]

Yes!

[@Just_Mila]

REAL I don't use spotify tho so I want this on Yandex music 😔

[@thickkdaddy69]

it's actually on spotify

[@Resilient_Sage88]

Ryan is... An Icon! Ryan is... the moment! Seriously though so funny.

[@SillyGoober-y6n]

1:33 WHOA HOLY SHIT- THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD

[@Xx1nf3ct3d_Sc4bzxX]

1:34 the jiggle physics go crazy lol

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

this is legitimately a masterpiece

[@AwhSiyaa]

'thou shalt not get sued as long as they signed ndas, oh" HELPPPPPP WHAT???

[@prettyIsabellaT]

This belongs in the art museum of music

[@mango_tree999]

As a lesbian, I've felt like our community is being misrepresented because Jojo is claiming to spearhead us and...invent something that already exists? No Jojo, we don't like you either.

[@COOKIEM260]

She not like us 😂

[@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-]

“Mommy, whos that on the beach?” “Just ignore that sweetie” 😂

[@krowkovtuber]

man i remember the golden days of parodies on youtube, thanks for doing this and bringing nostalgia around!

[@Eli_The_Eli857]

No joke, this has been on repeat all day. Great work :>

[@Biggiecheeseness]

Me too yo. Glad I’m not the only one

[@s1lly-l1l-scr1bblzz]

yess me too

[@jasminrose9714]

YESSSS HAHAHA thank you so much for this. I never see anymore parodies and this is golden 😤🫡

[@bird_b0nezz]

you honestly ate. iconic

[@Regular_Decorated_Emergency]

This shit will be classic in 10 years and I'm all here for it.

[@aveganeverywhere]

The show dance moms should have never existed.

[@tabithapritt6895]

Same goes for a lot of shows on TLC

[@aveganeverywhere]

@@tabithapritt6895 I can't believe TLC has the balls to say TLC stands for The learning channel. Maybe like 20 years ago 🙄. .... Actually if I'm 35 now probably more than 20 years ago

[@PorcupineTheOneandOnly]

@@aveganeverywhere 60 years ago. maybe? who really knows. edit: a quick google search says TLC (the channel) started in 1980

[@amybess]

​@@tabithapritt6895 Dance Moms was Lifetime

[@clarahesse3970]

Tell my why this is better then the original tho

[@Lexi_1234Art]

No fr

[@cridly]

It's honest and hilarious.

[@felesnocis]

…ok I know it’s good but I’m now terrified of getting it stuck in my head

[@celinemccutcheon1988]

​@@felesnocisme too ...happening already 😂

[@samh2340]

You legitimately pulled off the look wayyyyy better lmao

[@theresivy]

ok but the idea of passersby seeing ryan like this during filming is sending me lmfao

[@Alexacz2]

This the exact re-enaction of the original dance and you can't convince me otherwise. This was perfect

[@jadeyes12]

as a "grown ass lesbian" i fucking love this version lmao. also the stonewall referance was brilliant

[@coricognitions]

Glorious. I would have also included a verse on her buddie pals all being groomers

[@justaurora01]

Write an parody song then ?

[@EmpressEdyn]

Imma tell my kids that this was the original.

[@Shinytwist]

Me 2

[@-jenaissante]

This is giving 2010s youtube energy and I'm loving it

[@JYJnKumi]

This is the first and best gay pop song ever. The accuracy had me DYING. 😂

[@maskgod7]

The lines about the kids kill me everytime ☠️😭

[@SarastistheSerpent]

Thank you for inventing gay pop! 🫡

[@muffinthewhale7659]

I laughed too hard. You deserve a subscriber for this

[@holacomooduh]

unironically more catchier than the original

[@dufayelz]

Title says parody but this is a very accurate imitation.

[@James-qi2hy]

First subscribed when I saw the Sienna Mae video two years ago and now you've done it again. I am genuinely shocked to see that you don't have 5+ million subscribers. 66K is no small feat, but you deserve so much more.

[@dancingwithgravity]

oh my fucking GODS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bless this human for eternity, this is absolute gold.

[@nicolegibbs7646]

*effing

[@dancingwithgravity]

@@nicolegibbs7646 my bad, I'm not as wholesome as these grown ass lesbians

[@ilane2631]

are we not going to talk about this man just threw it back better than any girl ?

[@BlueThorns]

Remember, in grand calculus of the multiverse, there's a universe where theres a male version of JoJo and this is him.

[@chicbate]

You invented lesbians I'm impressed

[@rosalynelippington]

Ahhh the great creator… thank you