Grown Man Tries Watching "Bratz: The Movie" (why do I do this to myself?)

i won't be late to school
it's because i really care about it
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[@imfinethanks6178]

"You don't sound deaf" I swear I've never hated a movie character more than I did at that moment.

[@MaybeLily1234]

Deaf people do actually have an accent/tone tho

[@imfinethanks6178]

@@MaybeLily1234 I know, but either way, it was kind of rude of her to say that. It's like having a blind person walk into you by accident and saying "Oh, makes sense". Or "You don't walk blind."

[@MaybeLily1234]

@@imfinethanks6178 yeah it was

[@KK-ln9gu]

@@MaybeLily1234 some if not quite a lot of them don't lmao. It was annoying as shit

[@TheKamislaw]

@@MaybeLily1234 Not all deaf people. Watch Jessica Kellgren-Fozard on KZbin.

[@why_karlaly]

this made me want to see a romance movie about a deaf kid falling in love with a mime

[@wiltedrose7988]

I smell a novel idea...

[@why_karlaly]

@@wiltedrose7988 If you end up writing one lemme know cuz I'd love to read it 👀

[@bananachild7139]

There's one similar that's really good - it's called "A quiet Kind of Thunder," I think. Instead of a mime, it's a girl with severe social anxiety that uses BSL to communicate. I'd really recommend it!

[@why_karlaly]

@@bananachild7139 Ohh that sounds like an interesting concept- thanks for the recommendation!

[@bananachild7139]

Karlaly Anything to help another bookworm 😂😉

[@jumasantos8431]

"You sound deaf" "Well you don't look ignorant" The comeback tho 🤣👏🏽

[@fatbitch7168]

killer kfkdkf

[@harasnicole]

She said, "You *don't* sound deaf," btw.

[@cherry_noemi_boiii]

@@harasnicole “you *dont* *look* deaf”

[@brokenpieces5852]

Also her reaction is so overblown, along with the background music, you would think someone kicked her dead dog.

[@Elisa._.123]

Also how did he know what she was saying about him being blind

[@wooloosus6866]

Dylan: I'm so into this! The movie: *Pink comic sans* Dylan: And I'm out of it

[@BettyMareeHOHCountry]

the fact they used comic sans for this movie is hilarious because no one use that font

[@norag.hansen2059]

"dylan?!" "don't say my name" "omg he hates me!" "i do hate you" LMAO

[@NAMINE0306]

Just this comment made me look forward to the reaction

[@jinksna181]

When you look at a comment about a moment in the video Right at that moment

[@rae8961]

I need a time stamp

[@AureaC]

JIJI

[@rosella6124]

@@rae8961 13:36

[@XOXheartErin]

Dylan looks so disappointed every time he guesses something right with the plot 😂😂😂

[@Maryam-td6rj]

I loved his reaction every time! 😂

[@cr2777]

I think he just really likes saying “ its a misdirect”

[@bangitybangbabang]

I thought he was gonna walk out after the tray fiasco

[@cerenity3578]

The movie was too predictable for him. 😂

[@Wariors_World]

Ok but this movie doesn't count. Bc he watched a good portion of the trailer and it shows everything he talked about. Y'all arent aware he lied 😂

[@MissPumpkin91]

Ah yes, the typical hispanic family: mom, dad, abuela, siblings, and of course a full mariachi band in our living room ready to fill us up with the music of all hispanic people, very well, very authentic

[@sofia_garciia28]

super relatable bro, i can't believe dylan didn't know, smh my head 🙄

[@noemistephanie93]

Lol same 🤣😂😅

[@iSAFAEable]

this movie used to be my entire childhood/early teenage years i watched it SO many times and was literally obsessed with it, and now being 25 and rewatching it with dylan made me see it in a whole other perspective lmaaooooo it still has a huge place in my heart tho😂✋🏼

[@thoughtsfullofbooks]

lmaoo same i used to be so obsessed with this movie but now after this i def see it in different light🤣🤣

[@TheTiffiny777]

Yeah I’m still very much obsessed with it, I was such a huge bratz fan

[@Sk8terSa5mH20]

Girl same. I’m 24 and I never realized how hardcore the stereotypes are and just how silly the movie really is. I still love it also, the nostalgia hits too hard 😂😂

[@vykepp5709]

I remember rewatching it and realizing the Asian girl is Mona in pretty little liars, and the blonde villain was in the Disney show Jonas

[@305unreal6]

i feel the same with like half the movies he commentaries

[@Updated8SecondsAgo]

“You don’t sound deaf” “You don’t have a dad or a bank account” Should have been called Bruh instead of Bratz

[@randomaccountyoumightfind1691]

Updated8SecondsAgo lmao 😂😂

[@izzywoods794]

😂😂😂😂

[@NeonAnt]

😂😂

[@julialynch1723]

Bruh:The movie

[@sailorcandy6633]

Yaëlle Braussen I would pay for that

[@nyxlily9064]

Someone : How many mimes do you want in the movie? Director : yes

[@gabrielkapaklis]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@swagittarius5748]

Same for clowns LMAO

[@SASHA.S61]

Laëtitia L. 😂😂😂☝🏽

[@laetitiagecer7488]

Laëtitia L. Omg my name is also Laetitia

[@lexs-gold9682]

The fact that I enjoyed this so much when I was younger, that I never realized two years passed...LMAOO

[@irjustineee]

same here, did not notice that until this video LOL

[@lifeisrosyyy]

Lovr your pfp

[@lexiarie6545]

can't believe no one pointed out that deaf people can ABSOLUTELY be musicians bro like... cmon even beethoven was deaf... and the vibrations IS how they play the music. most accurate part of the movie

[@ray1809]

“you don’t have a dad or a bank account” damn sasha

[@tibb75]

"I don't have a sugar daddy, I've never had a sugar daddy, if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes I could probably go out and get one, because I am what?? A Bratz doll"

[@sohnaminta.9264]

@@tibb75 this right here is god tier

[@emilyboggs2977]

sasha popped off too hard

[@sariyah3542]

Sasha went off

[@leecolon321]

As a Hispanic, I can state it’s true that every single day I wake up to a band of mariachis, but hey that’s just a norm

[@mariposaarts]

I'm Puerto Rican so I just wake up to Mark Anthony singing in my living room idk about yall 🤣

[@lizatocool4u584]

@@mariposaarts lmao I'm half Puerto rican and yeah thats true lol

[@Jadorelainie]

@@mariposaarts A Panamanian here, I wake up to salsa too! Some Rúben Blades, Willie Colon, some Mark and on wild days Marco Antonio Solis hahaha

[@kalyssiaseptember]

I’m only part Hispanic so for me, instead of a whole mariachi band, it’s just a single guy in a sombrero aggressively shaking a pair of maracas

[@zorathemagic7310]

I can confirm as well

[@nancywisner6478]

"This woman is an addict!" Dylan accusing a character in a kids movie of being a crackhead is the best part of the video 😂

[@maria.h5209]

"He's gonna be a DEAF DJ?? He doesn't know what he's playing.. he just knows how they ~vibrate~. He knows when there's base.... but there's more to being a DJ than- no there's not actually. He could.. conceivably do it." LMFAO BYE I EVAPORATED

[@abbywolffe4114]

"You couldn't possibly like science... you have hair extensions" Omigod I'm crying

[@nicholaswetzel7119]

“DyLaN, aRe YoU KiDdI-“ “Stop, don’t say my name.” “He HaTeS mE! “I do.” The Brats broke the fourth wall 😂

[@noemistephanie93]

LOL

[@lilkitty2396]

that was too perfect!!! my favorite part! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@FirstLast-po8oz]

People who think a child of divorce gets two of everything from each parent are the same people who think an only-child gets two kid's worth of toys and snacks.

[@Iamh0me]

Okay as a child of split parents, i do indeed get two of everything 😅

[@catastrophecrew8726]

and i know a little girl who is a lone child and has two playrooms both fully furnished with tvs in both rooms and even her bedroom, two dogs, eats almost every food w sprinkles and has more toys than me and both of my brothers ever combined!!!!!!

[@monsterhanna6691]

Maybe not every kid, but still. I'm not even close to living that life. 😂

[@amityislandchum]

I know a shitload of only children and children of divorce who do indeed get those things.

[@ILikeBadGuys]

I think this is actually the worst movie I've ever sat through.

[@loltadynicneni913]

Hey, do you know Shark Tale...?

[@lordoftheeggz5258]

@@loltadynicneni913 Oh god..

[@haleylouw648]

@@ikeablahaj666 Kennie JD?

[@MissAfricanAmerican99]

@@loltadynicneni913 No! Shark Tale has a good lesson to it. 😅

[@loltadynicneni913]

@@MissAfricanAmerican99 That reference dropping doesn't work unless the references work without the person understanding them? Yeah, a good script-writing lesson.

[@akia212]

“I won’t be late to school because I really care about it” 😂😂

[@izzyy1680]

I laughed so hard when he pointed it out HAHAHA oml

[@nashpadilla2795]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blackmarketdiy9963]

So deep 🤣

[@str7awb3rry]

it’s in the description too 😂😂

[@Mana94x]

His reaction killed me he was speechless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😩

[@strawbeare]

Dylan: “The girl’s dad doesn’t know how to operate a toaster.” Me: “Yet he knows how to build a whole house.”

[@manavighosh4344]

-_-

[@araaraurydice]

Well my uncle is the same way.

[@mr.oxigenwaster2047]

@@araaraurydice Why is your profile picture Loki?

[@araaraurydice]

@@mr.oxigenwaster2047 Why not?

[@mr.oxigenwaster2047]

@@araaraurydice ...I don't know...

[@duhstyrxses646]

Janel Parrish’s acting only got better from here she’s extremely talented

[@hnichole]

I was today years old when I made the connection that Janel Parrish is Margot from To All the Boys lmfao. I only knew her from Pretty Little Liars, but your comment inspired me to go see what else she's been in and I realized that the 30-year-old they got to play Margot was Janel omg, she was by far one of the best parts of To All the Boys. 😭

[@viktoriahricisakova1014]

"I'm feeling a pain in the right side of my body. I might be having a heart attack.." Dylan, the heart is more on the left side.😂

[@alexanderdavidd]

Dylan: why doesn’t the blonde one speak?!?! Blonde one: the BRATZZZZ

[@cocobean1340]

lmao hahahahahaha

[@Lovisa4554]

Yea, maybe she shouldn’t talk

[@brentmccollum9327]

LMAO!!!

[@Ladyartistt]

@@Lovisa4554 هنتعت

[@mv6429]

Maybe she had all her lines cut because she messed up her voice with that one line lmao

[@catastrophe6863]

Whenever I see a cringe scene I would unconsciously look at Dylan and coincidentally he would be staring at the camera which looks like we're having this connection of how bad these scenes are

[@Yuukiosaki]

Same 😂😂😂😂

[@bushyracc]

bruh me toooooo

[@imgowrinair]

LMAO same 😂

[@v0id_d3m0n]

Subconsciously*

[@Oneasianpersuasion]

Back in the day before Artie was in a wheelchair, he was auditioning for Meredith. They rejected him, he gets into an accident and then decide to join the glee club.

[@thesicaeffect5164]

the song is also a song by the boy band he was in!!!

[@daggahighyeena7630]

The soccer throw in flip in the beginning is a thing that some soccer players legitimately do. I played with a girl for a few years who would ONLY do her throw ins with a flip. It was nuts lol.

[@imogenmcarajames]

I just watched my entire childhood get DRAGGED for 26 minutes

[@lisanniealmanzar3795]

Imogen McAra-James RIGHT

[@eatrocks4932]

Same but I still got Wendy wu:homecoming warrior

[@imogenmcarajames]

sop ?? THE BRATZ BABIES MOVIE OH MY GOD THE MEMORIES

[@anne-marie1140]

its okay we still have the cartoons

[@nine-vi7rw]

Thank god this was not part of my childhood lol

[@kaleelaedwards8068]

Dylan: *Starts the video complaining* Me: This is gonna be amazing

[@maymimi3265]

So true

[@Sakurahex21]

True dude

[@cahdeahuh]

Lmfaoooo so true

[@dariamvs]

the best joke was the I have god and anime on my side and then you played them side by side. I absolutely lost my shit when you zoomed in on their screaming faces idk why

[@jmacm2127]

In my opinion, this is one of your best commentaries of all time. I just rewatched it for the first time in forever, and it's comedy gold. Chef's kiss good sir

[@aminaali139]

Yasmin: Dylan are you kidding me? Dylan: Don’t say my name Yasmin: He probably hates me Dylan: I do hate you Me: Dying of laughter 😂😂😂

[@Lily-qs5uv]

What the fluff video were you watching

[@stevyers]

@@Lily-qs5uv 13:36 you're welcome

[@itsyazsi3]

😂

[@Sagacypher]

that was LITERALLY the best part im dying

[@MerBaby-xoxo]

"CRUSH HER TO DEATH! YES!" dude, I LOST it!!!! Oh my god. That was hilarious.

[@insertname193]

😂Same. The fact he didn't even hesitate made it so much funnier.

[@Rita-jp3sv]

the look of pure elation on his face was incredible 😂

[@lightandspace7938]

Something about the way Dylan said, "THIS WOMAN IS AN ADDICT!" made me choke on my milk 😭

[@alainam5540]

Dylan’s look of disappointment when the girl dropped her tray had me cackling

[@meghanb4838]

the fact that the only time Dylan remotely smiled was the fact that the girl almost got crushed by the elephant.. lmao

[@paulinavictoriafloreschave1872]

and the "I won't be late for school because I really care about it"

[@crestnotes9923]

Fun fact: This was actually supposed to be animated. When you think about it this whole movie would've made more sense as a cartoon.

[@yoongisbicep]

actually, its a live-action of the og animated movie

[@RedK5]

crestnotes I used to watch the cartoon. I hated those stupid twins

[@crestnotes9923]

@@yoongisbicep in the behind the scenes they mentioned that this movie was supposed to be animated too but they didn't have enough budget for it

[@razkable]

its very spastic as a film..the soundtrack wont shut up and everyone is annoying and energized....the dialogue is for teens girls..its so dumb but it wasn't that bad form what I saw..its just bad...not horrible...

[@godiraonasetlhabi7992]

@@RedK5 same!!!

[@Lucy-fd1lt]

its the fact that the science anime guy is literally tom hanks' son for me

[@misscarnagex]

Lol the whole point of that “emotional scene” at the party - where Cherish says he’s a good dad, is to show that the dad actually only cares about Meredith, because he can’t even remember the younger daughter’s name. The entire time he’s stammering to remember it and keeps calling her nicknames when he can’t think of it.

[@EmmaLeslie31]

Dylan- WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FUZZY STUFF? Me-ITS THE 2000’S

[@astoldbynickgerr]

My exact response in my head!

[@aj_san3788]

literally what I was thinking

[@AM-gv9db]

"I won't be late to school, it's cuz i REALLY CARE ABOUT IT!"

[@RainyDay_5214]

“I will play by the rules won’t be a primadonna”

[@janee.]

Jessie Chia “I’m just a girl who likes to have a little fun”😂

[@janee.]

Xyla Featherson “it’s my life!!”

[@janee.]

that song goes CRAZY‼️😂

[@DuckyTheFly]

said noone ever

[@maddieknudsen6736]

may we just appreciate that the 'nerd' that is Jade's love interest is Tom Hanks' son Chet Hanks...

[@Tericlay]

11:32 Dylan loses the will to live 15:02 Dylan's opinion of the movie 18:38 Dylan spitting straight facts

[@PawsBoff]

You know, the elephant is the real victim here. Elephants have good memories and it had to go through this lol

[@jamesprovost2602]

LIBRA 4RTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GA-ix7kn]

FOR REAL 😫😫😫

[@ericx_x123]

That poor elephant

[@ericx_x123]

🥺🥺

[@coqui9879]

“You don’t have a dad OR a bank account!” I’m sorry wHAT??

[@xLiLlyx98]

Yeah I would have yeeted her as a friend after that xDD

[@natssgallego]

i CRY everytime i hear it they made sasha COME for her existence

[@thesmallone271]

this is my FAVORITE video of yours Dylan I can’t stop coming back to it

[@CerenAytekin96]

The fact that I’ve seen this video more than 10 times

[@jaynakendell]

I love how Janel Parrish went from Jade in the Bratz movie to Mona in Pretty Little Liars. Like that’s a glow up right there.

[@les3189]

faxx

[@Bronnybronny]

Is it really though? Lol

[@kperkins10879]

bronwynalexandria lol ikr

[@defiantaichi]

Yeah...but is it though???

[@darth-severus]

@@defiantaichi umm... yes? That was an extremely successful show, so yes

[@oriedunn]

HIS REACTION WHEN IT SAID 2 years later 😂😂😂

[@rach3092]

Literally mine when I watched it for the first time lamo I was like 'wait, what the fuck? so their Seniors or whatever all of a sudden?'

[@shiannafoxx]

@@rach3092 *Juniors but yeah

[@susiewolf4318]

I cracked hard 😂

[@raffy234]

I only saw the movie through this video and I gotta say I DID like the comeback of the deaf guy to the ignorant girl. Also, the way the deaf guys tries to work with music made me think of Beethoven.

[@brianaverly6391]

His jokes are hilarious and the fact that he can get every plot ever.

[@thatpersoningenue6280]

Who’s gonna tell Dylan that Beethoven was deaf.

[@Phalinra]

Or tell him about Pete Tong, one of the greatest dj's.. Felt the bass through his feet :)

[@user-px9nt7vn4i]

He what now

[@spoopyblogs]

He had his hearing for the beginning of his career

[@GalaxyDragonG]

He went deaf after years of studying and playing music, he KNEW what sounds good and doesn't. He wasn't deaf from the start.

[@ashildrtheswift3028]

Except that Beethoven wasn't deaf at the beginning of his career. He already knew how music worked

[@linwheeler]

I never realized how much they stereotyped everyone’s ethnicities. Wow thanks for 12K likes!

[@indiajessierocks]

Lin G Tenn I know right!

[@missamyiahh3357]

‼️‼️

[@abbywolffe4114]

Or understereotyped. Like, I completely forgot Yasmine was Hispanic until her mom showed up again. There's like, nothing to indicate she's Hispanic throughout the entire movie besides her family dynamic

[@linwheeler]

Abby Wolffe that’s true as well

[@rachelowls4228]

Same, now I looking at this, it's pretty bad

[@EM-pb7lk]

This is probably my favorite movie commentary of yours, I can't stop laughing the whole way through lol! Love your stuff Dylan, thanks for making great content and making me laugh, keep it up! ♥ (Yes I know I'm almost 2 years late)

[@exoticbutters1987]

19:01 the amount of pure joy that was in dylan’s eyes when he thought she was gonna die…😭👀

[@paigeelise5421]

"divorce isn't that bad because your parents will give you money! to buy your love and affection..." *Laughs in broke at both houses*

[@maferzamudiobermejo1594]

Lol same

[@ummiuno011]

sis I-

[@brentmccollum9327]

LOL

[@angelcosby613]

So true

[@qazielynn2580]

For real

[@bearhugzfam649]

"Wut? He's gonna be a deaf DJ?" How many people have told him about Beethoven? xD

[@mujerjone]

I was no joke gonna say that! I wanted so see if anyone else knew this fact too.

[@jemimaenglund7528]

Beethoven became deaf later in life. By then he knew what every note sounded like and could compose from memory.

[@robynwilson9227]

Jemima Englund still counts. Deaf people can do most things we can. There’s ways around the hearing issue, like the headphones on the neck, even able-hearing DJs sometimes wear headphones around their necks, it allows them to focus on the beat as they try other things out. It ain’t out of the realm of possibility for a born-deaf person to learn to DJ. Or anything music related really. The human spirit is strong.

[@jemimaenglund7528]

@@robynwilson9227 Of course it's not out of the realm of possibility for them to be DJs. I didn't mean that deaf people can't compose music with my comment. Just that Beethoven wasn't born deaf and therefore had an advantage.

[@HandiDandiBrandi]

Maybe he can make music and get signed by Def Jam

[@jamirasingss6518]

I literally lived for this movie as a child. I was like it has cultural representation, broken family representation, hs is hard, losing friends, underdogs overthrow popularity, music, poor girl representation. What more could u want. 6yr old me was happy. I was so content.

[@harasnicole]

"Why can't none of these girls act?" It's funny because Logan Browning (who played Sasha) is in Dear White People and I think she's _definitely_ improved since this poor excuse of a movie.

[@Ziaberry]

"Don't say my name." "He hates me! "I do hate you."

[@maxwilson9212]

As someone with a Hispanic family, I can tell you that we 100% have bands in our kitchen

[@moopoint.blimey785]

I’m sorry but my family doesn’t. The closest to have live music in the kitchen in the morning is me singing either Michael Jackson or the Backstreet Boys at the top of my lungs😂😂😂

[@Yuukiosaki]

Mine is in the basement

[@christal5703]

right, until he brought it up i thought everyone had bands in their kitchens

[@ahashi1924]

Ours is at my Grandma's house. Mariachi Bands like to fill us with determination for the day while we eat our cereal.

[@aestheticbitch7908]

They were there for some deleted scene FUCK-

[@ladyartemis8920]

This is hands down my favorite dylan commentary. It’s so funny

[@julietracy7507]

Thank you doing this as I would never have watched this. You’re hilarious.

[@seli3631]

The most unbelievable thing in this whole movie is how happy the girl in the beggining wakes. There's no way someone wakes up that happy. No way.

[@scream2816]

ABOUT SCHOOL

[@ginae.2462]

she doesn't wanna be late for school because she really cares about it

[@randomaccountyoumightfind1691]

Selisia Muslia well it was her first day of high school lmao

[@NeonAnt]

@@ginae.2462 That song was very unrealistic. And it was played in the background as some kind of mind control. Its trying to make us like school. XD

[@zaneleleeuo1876]

@@NeonAnt what was that anyway?? 😂😂😂

[@lord.ketzzle621]

It's a terrible movie but 7yr old me is really offended right now😪

[@kerezymaii]

This^

[@ilovechocolate6522]

Same. This was my favorite movie as a kid

[@AnimalLover2400]

You dont have to act like it was bad just because this guy said it was. Its a happy go lucky feel good movie it aint meant to be deep

[@lyssab1632]

AnimalLover2400 it was bad lol it really didn’t make since unless your 7 lol

[@Kloves818]

@@AnimalLover2400 nahhh it was just bad LMAO

[@kyalaz]

dylan, watching your videos while high is the funniest thing , thank you!

[@larissafonseca4007]

Hey Dylan! Since you asked for comments on what we like, I really like it when you talk about the shots and stuff about the cinematography, script etc. I wasn't surprised to find out that you studied that stuff, because you really give some solid insights.

[@thatssosarah8089]

This was a lot less cringey to me when I was younger.

[@danielag.medrano8987]

Honestly, I loved this movie. But seeing it now... just... yeah.

[@michellenguyen9824]

same 😭

[@julierangel7904]

I think that was the point lol we were the targeted audience

[@reika294]

I watched this movie a million times and loved it every time.....now I am embarrassed to say I watched it💀

[@MelodyStar-bt9mz]

Yeah, and the song near the end of the movie was so catchy when i was younger and the clothes and stuff were so cute then

[@jennyo7218]

"Where are the other girls?" *She killed the others, Dylan*

[@immortxelle]

She ordered 3 elephants

[@yourfavoriteoompaloompa139]

I laughed from the beginning to end of this video so much my throat hurts😭, gotta love Dylan man 🥲

[@CAROLINA-hj8rl]

"I won't be late to school because I really care about it" is the only good thing about this movie- istg I laughed for 10min straight, I started coughing

[@Yesitsmedaphne]

This was the funniest of the series by far. Probably because this is definitely the worst movie you've reviewed. 😂

[@hunnyflash]

I was dying the whole time. Still trying to figure out why that girl was standing on the counter.

[@MichelleOfoegbu]

I agree!!!

[@mari5258]

Yesitsmedaphne this might seem random but do u like kpop I feel like I’ve seen around 😂

[@qasidajaym7676]

😂😂 I’m happy me and others recommended this. 😩😂 SO FREAKING HILARIOUS

[@noemistephanie93]

Lmao I never knew how bad this movie was till he pointed it out to me. Now I know better 😂😅

[@Lina_0799]

my favourite part of the video: dylan forecasting what's gonna happen and then it actually does happen

[@AlienZizi]

followed by dyan visibly wilting

[@YourDadYoda]

Literally the whole video

[@tiara8738]

Lmaooo This just made my evening. I am crying laughing over here why am I just seeing this. Your commentary is gold.

[@vanessabarbas6475]

Binge watching your Movie Commentary playlist and this one has to be the funniest so far. I’m in so much pain from trying to quieten my laughs because my niece is sleeping 😂

[@naughtyninja9494]

Dylan kept saying "How can none of these girls act?!" And I was like "But Janel Parrish!" Dylan sees janel parrish "shes probably the only one that can act" YESSSSSSSS. MONAAAAAA

[@EM-xp7je]

And Logan Browning, she was in The Perfection and that movie slapped

[@EM-xp7je]

And Logan Browning, she was in The Perfection and that movie slapped

[@kaitlinparker1432]

What about Logan Browning????

[@gracie.mcarthy]

She played Margo in To All The Boys I've Loved Before

[@jovanmilosevic6292]

Pll

[@phantomfae5224]

"Dylan..." "don't say my name..." "...I think he hates me" "...I do."

[@tiago9977]

21:44 The performance at the end gave me instant Cheetah Girls vibes tbh, w/ the four girls singing in colour coordinated outfits

[@MyJudaBear]

I remember really liking this movie as a kid. I regret everything

[@Alex-oq1ub]

The look on Dylan's face when not only does she throw her tray up in the air, but creates some weird ripple effect in which the OTHER girl throws her tray upwards and then rolls away in a trash can is my mood for 2019 so far.

[@daisy-qx9pu]

his reaction and disappointment made it incredibly hilarious

[@paulinavictoriafloreschave1872]

Well let me tell you about this little thing called 2020... that was a wild ride.

[@RandomNickname1234]

This comment aged beautifully poorly.

[@bridgetgustafson6145]

dylan: movie I will forgive your sins if she doesn’t throw her tray backwards the movie: I’m about to end this mans whole career

[@sadboistorm2588]

me knowing she was about to throw her tray: 👁👄👁

[@bestmyselfintheworld]

@@sadboistorm2588 and knowing this was about to turn into a cliche food fight scene

[@remomotsuenyane1613]

THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY MOST FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD MOVIES, HOW AM I GONNA WATCH THIS😭

[@karolwithaz]

First time viewer of your channel content and omg you are flipping funny cuz you tell it how it is and your brutal honesty is entertaining

[@habibaamr6968]

13:34 "She's probably the best actress out of them" that's why she is freakin MONA FROM PRETTY LITTLE LIARS 😍😍

[@karenafa]

I read moana and I got soooo confused hahaha

[@alissapopow8224]

Why the fuck is janel even in here?!? Like she is a great Actress. Wtf I am so confused

[@cecilepanelle1502]

Mona's like THE BEST character of the show and Janel was the best actress in it. WTF is she doing in this movie ??

[@alissapopow8224]

@@cecilepanelle1502 ikr it doesn't make any sense

[@alissapopow8224]

@Chaz Reynolds true but I was still kinda confused when I saw her. I guess you're right tho

[@mitrazaker7483]

Favorite joke? How the blonde kept being replaced by the stunt double

[@briannaarcher8202]

😂😂 binge watching all your videos ❤ the laughs I need 😅

[@meganmoore-fm6hx]

This is easily the hardest I have laughed at any of Dylan’s commentaries. I understand that watching this whole movie and then had to also edit the video but so worth it 😂

[@wendybijellberg]

watching the light come alive and die in his eyes at 19:00 - 19:04 made me laugh so hard i'm crYiNg

[@idk-ch7hj]

I know - GETTING CRUSHED BZ AN ELEPHANT MAKES YOU HAPPY

[@clarity1984]

The second the titles appear in Comic Sans you know it's time to turn that off.

[@taurunamedjade6389]

thanks for watching, i reccomended it. jade is played by janel parish who is singing in the end credits. she actually went on to have a career such as her spectacular role as jenna in pretty little liars

[@courtneykidder303]

LOL the whole food fight and 11:56 or so. You're reaction! I died laughing. Physically couldn't stifle the laugh.

[@Sagacypher]

Yes....deaf people hear by feeling vibrations. That is how they listen. That's how blind people see as well. It's not a jarring concept. The line the boy made with "I can't hear but I heard you" was probably the best line in this dumb ass movie lol.

[@runthathoeover]

My dad is deaf so he reads lips to understand people

[@hannafriesen5113]

deaf people can still enjoy music from feeling the vibrations and even then, they still cant "listen" without their hearing....but the same does not go for voices because speech vibrations cannot emit the same as a loud speaker, unless maybe the deaf persons hands were on the others throat, they lip read and use sign language. most blind people are not fully "blind" so they can usually still see light and shadows but sound vibrations can only make them aware of the size of the space they're in but in no way can help them see whats in front of them, thats why they have guide dogs or walking sticks.

[@RahqGar10]

starting off with "deaf people hear" was only your first mistake, lol...i dont need to read the rest to know youre probly wrong

[@morley364]

I think the issue is that picking up on vibrations will not necessarily convey the idea of sequential, variable frequencies and tones and how well they go together (which is a big part of music).They can often pick up on pitch, but not precisely (as in, they might know it's high or low, but not pick up on the exact note within that range). So he would be able to feel the vibrations of the music, but he might not know if she's singing on key. So he shouldn't be so impressed and say she's good. Hopefully that helps!

[@yeontanseyebrows5588]

That's actually pretty badass

[@andreaprochowski4717]

I just realized that the Bratz movie is pretty much a discount Cheetah Girls

[@andreavelez4968]

@@malayshahuston3411 yaaaaassss

[@alexandrareid4100]

Especially since the Chloe actress looks like Sabrina Bryan and has a similar story line

[@mikayladanielle]

Alexandra Reid I didn't even notice that 😱😱 they're both white, blonde, and broke 😂😂😭

[@andreaprochowski4717]

@@mikayladanielle I should not have laughed at your comment as much as I did.

[@noemistephanie93]

@@mikayladanielle LMAO I never noticed that haha 😂 😂

[@hibiscus752]

I don’t even watch half these movies you do commentaries on but I love your roasting them.

[@Kat-rw2fc]

If I had a secret room, it would 100% be my reading/gaming room where no one could bother me

[@KaranRajput-hj8rc]

Dylan:"I feel like a pain in the right side of my body. I might be having a heart attack" Me*losing brain cells*:But heart is on the left side

[@sarhahillsburg5142]

Meeeee Was hoping someone had commented on this

[@rosathais]

Meeee hahahahaha

[@nadiar.4638]

Not every persons heart is on the left. And the heart is actually more in the middle with a twist/lean to one side

[@marcelacav]

When you have a heart attack you feel the pain and the numbness in the left side

[@wafabhayani7815]

wow, so many scientists and heart surgeons in one thread....

[@mrekanovic]

Lmaoooooooooo Dylan lost his entire composure, holy shit. Every character needed to die for Dylan to be satisfied 😂😭

[@mrekanovic]

Olivia Kalentek 😭😭😭 He tries his best in those

[@alyssadyson6316]

dylan's slow descent into despair is everything to me

[@horsetalkshow7615]

I will admit your anguish at the beginning brought me joy 😏 Cuz that means this is gonna be an animated commentary and the only reason I even know this film existed.