GTA 4 - Best Moments & Quotes: MINI-SERIES!

[@Stilefty]

Hello everyone! Here's a selection of the most popular, interesting moments and quotes from the beginning of the story in GTA IV. Since many people enjoyed my "GTA San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes" series, I decided to upload a mini series of GTA 4. I wanted to do a complete series but the story gets darker and more serious once you progress it and in my opinion, the funniest moments and quotes are only at the beginning of the game. Also, it's been a while since I last uploaded a GTA 4 video. If you got any questions, feel free to ask. Cheers.

[@crack4184]

Stilefty GTA V and Vice City are funny too.

[@Stilefty]

I might make mini series for these games too in the future.

[@Deception19985]

Stilefty Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?! XD

[@geraldsmerea8888]

Stilefty want to go bowling

[@kallieblyan787]

Stilefty jm1ijwij1jojwi

[@blixmas]

"What's your name again?" "Big mouth prick" "Very catchy"

[@mikeanderson1994]

I always lol hard at that part 😂😂 i love niko he is the best

[@flexangelo]

U funny Guy I try

[@Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf]

"Big dick papa" -flyingkitty

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

Niko is a funny guy

[@pottytheparrot310]

@@ChaplainPhantasmFor a pretty dumb yokel you’re a funny guy

[@cyrrog6779]

Roman falling asleep while Niko is telling a story....priceless and the funniest moment in any GTA ever.

[@AsadAli72]

darkest too. what niko was saying about war is too true.

[@elseagullo4979]

Roman (talking about himself & Brucie) - "We met online" Niko - "Oh. Lovemeet.net?"

[@wanilimbe]

Roman! Are you sleeping, you fat fuck!

[@night-seeker666]

@1,000 subs with a few vids That bit came on as I read.

[@Obamavrat671names]

@@wanilimbe Come on!

[@GUnot33333]

GTA 4 got all kinds of gangsters Black, White, Italians, Jamaicans, Russian...

[@sharquimetal]

Chinese? x.x

[@user_8982]

Yeah Chinese too

[@somefries3101]

Latins

[@K1NG0FW0LV35]

@@somefries3101 the secretary was latino I think

[@ondrejsuchon6601]

@Average Guy there were russians too

[@Megumi_Bandicoot]

Lol, Niko's voice is seriously one of the best parts of the game.

[@MacenW]

YOU AGAIN MY GOD LMAO FIRST 100 WAYS TO DIE IN RED DEAD 2 NOW THIS

[@elmatapacos7441]

"wheres barbara with big TITTIES"

[@kylecalobtraceharper]

@@elmatapacos7441 and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum

[@lcytmusic1095]

Yeas

[@АппетитнаяВафля]

SHUT UUUP

[@plzineedtogowayrn6353]

Those jamican voice actors are probably legit Rastafarians

[@ormhaxan]

Yes, Rockstar has a tendency to go to the source for authenticity. They also had actual gang members record pedestrian dialogue for parts of Los Santos in GTA V.

[@fatmandirtball4746]

What about all the Italian American bosses in the 3d era, amirite?

[@VotexSin]

Authenticity wasn’t the case with Niko, as his language doesn’t sound normal to someone with the native language

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

little jacob is the resone why I turnd one subtitles 😂 even that didn't help me understand what he was saying

[@snipertf2229]

badreedine Djellali really? I’ve only had trouble understanding him once

[@Noelfriday]

GTA SA and IV has the best writing man I swear

[@Phoenix-mn8qp]

Every single Grand Theft Auto is.

[@charliestrong1690]

Most rockstar games are amazingly written

[@Noelfriday]

@@Phoenix-mn8qp Idk man, didn't really care about GTA 3 and LCS although I do like Toni Cipriani

[@rxzt]

And stories in my opinion

[@nikto7297]

GTA LCS too

[@hackerz95almighty90]

6:43 actually made me laugh

[@MacenW]

9:25 truer words have never been said

[@Sharmapa]

"Jacob, Jacob, Jacob... we have te teach Badman his lesson and ting." This line always makes me laugh

[@pottytheparrot310]

number9large "Yokel, Fatty Roman's cousin. What's your name again?"

[@Sharmapa]

Jalen Brito "Smoke's Extra Dip"

[@pottytheparrot310]

number9large Very catchy sit down

[@edward7434]

Me too.

[@dp-zp6cn]

Jalen Brito vlad? uhh name doesn't ring any bells I'm sorry

[@underscore_tip]

Niko: What, you forgot our language? Roman: Uhh, kupusi? Niko: HAH

[@tom_k_cook]

I nearly suffocated laughing hearing that the first time.

[@PrenticPetar]

Its kupus which means cabbage

[@whitegluestick6039]

"...cabbage"

[@SadBheeseChurger]

@@PrenticPetar Why do yo guys call cabbage kupus tho? Its literally cabbage why call it another word?

[@amarson2322]

@@SadBheeseChurger nice logic man yeah why call it in serbian language lets just call it how it is in english IN SERBIAN LANGUAGE.

[@undertaker9991]

9:28 That will always stuck with me.

[@marcusramos6125]

3:45 when the driver realises he is ruining the cutscene and step away from the camera before the director yells at him

[@rasulpiruzi4656]

Loooool

[@fluffybunny0124]

"Soo, this is the show, huh ?" Lmfao 🤣🤣

[@shubhamrai3662]

Yeah

[@sammayo473]

6:37 Roman: "when are you gonna tell me properly what happened" (phone rings) niko: ah when you got time Roman:(hangs up phone) There I have time

[@agustinromero8781]

1000 iq moment

[@tbxnintendo531]

lol 😆

[@fluffybunny0124]

The continue is after killing Vlad. That's where Niko will keep his promises (or not ?) to share his stories of his life previously. 😂😂

[@krxmtik]

7:57 Roman's best joke ever🤣🤣

[@CHIPSISBACK]

4:23 I love how pissed niko sounds

[@vitiok292]

6:17 when my best friend gave everybody a piece of gum exempt for me

[@bilalefeklc3691]

"The American Dream doesn't exist" GTA IV, Mafia II

[@alkhoaja]

Both legendary games.

[@FlymanMS]

Every moment with Vlad is quote worthy, the voice actor Misha Kuznetsov did amazing job

[@IdentiteettiWarkaus]

"what's your name again?" "Big Mouth Prick" 😂😂

[@sudiptasen6855]

Vlad:"shit my nose bleeding, is my nose bleeding? " Niko: "No.Not yet. "

[@MrJeroenreyns]

12:18 holy shit i never realized that reference was in there :o

[@jaganmayanandan]

What reference

[@satanasatana7931]

@@jaganmayanandan He's talking about Oleg Minkov the terrorist character that you have to kill in a mission in Gta 4... He appears in 12:18 so that is the reference he's talking about.

[@victoriahowe5609]

@@satanasatana7931 nope. actually, it’s a reference to a scene in midnight cowboy

[@satanasatana7931]

@@victoriahowe5609 Ohhh didn't knew that but still at 12:18 you can see Oleg Minkov the terrorist character from Gta 4 in the left part of the screen :))

[@HenryThe2ndAnimator]

4:58 Roman is my favorite lol

[@AleTitan]

I wish my cousins liked me that much.

[@char915]

I don’t even know most of my cousins...

[@GRIMx47]

“No I’m not gay” 😂

[@nikto7297]

I'm not gay....... I'm just gay

[@matte_l3lack]

2:41 Timestamp for the kids

[@GRIMx47]

@@matte_l3lack 😂😂 thank you

[@user-bl6ni3yu4p]

6:37 - 6:47 One of the best lmao

[@Berelian12818]

The graphics were so great at that time, love the story lines of this and the other 2 storylines with Luis and Johnny, by far one of the best games of it’s time

[@DreyTheGamer]

7:33 xD. "Did you just fucking walk in from 1985".

[@David_Kin]

I don't get it. Explain?

[@DreyTheGamer]

@@David_Kin He is dressed like a gopnik from the 80s

[@David_Kin]

7:31

[@Lone_Coyote]

​@@DreyTheGamerBack to the Future reference?

[@SorinGames52]

YELLOOOOWWW CAAARRRR!!!!

[@rumham6703]

SorinGames MISTER MAN

[@Zuernaxashyr]

@@rumham6703 Agrrrrrrrrhhhh

[@Libertarianist2112]

Hahaha. Best taxi hail line ever.

[@zaquibahmed5602]

I'm having fun are you?!

[@twentytwoedits2442]

6:36 what a wholesome moment between the cousins haha i dont even remember that one

[@ThatEvilProduction]

i feel like this game is being ignored compared to gta v, san andreas, vice city, III, because the story is a little bit harder to relate to, but this game has so many memories to me. this was one of the coolest games you could own for that gen console at the time.

[@Son_of_aesthetics]

I wish Roman's boss would meet Trevor once before he died by Niko's hands!

[@Deyone_Jackson]

If Trevor was there and Vlad talks to him like that.. I think Vladdy Boy and Hove Beach would burn

[@paulclynes9865]

@@Deyone_Jackson For all Trevor's madness he could be made useless and pathetic just by getting his mummy to show up, hilarious character but nowhere near as badass as people make him out to be.

[@Deyone_Jackson]

@@paulclynes9865 Yeeeahhh I don't know.. I think his mummy wouldn't really care if he wants to decapitate Vladdy-Boy and even if she would he would do it anyways. Especially after this little situation at the end of GTA V, he probably doesn't give a fuck about her anymore🤷🏻‍♂️

[@DSI8]

WHAT KIND OF F%CKING ANIMAL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! No, I wouldn't kill him... BUT! I WOULD KIDNAP HIS WIFE!

[@crack4184]

6:11 -Go get me a coffee. -What? -GET ME A FUCKING COFFEE!! -=_= -Come on... I'll get you one

[@David_Kin]

6:12

[@razvan_armaghedon]

"That's it. Niko... not big mouth prick. You funny guy" "I try." funniest part

[@kzpesmobile]

0:08 This is the same homeless person who found a diamond in the trash in GTA TBOGT

[@orangygrapefruit7466]

I died laughing at 10:13

[@BerryUzumaki]

"I'd treat you like an idiot, not a bitch" 😂😂😂 Roman is the best

[@juggalosispatientzero]

I love the dynamic between Roman and all his loan sharks

[@harishganesan3575]

8:10 He is not my friend he is my loan shark..🤣🤣

[@agustinromero8781]

Hes melon shark... Thats what i understood 😂

[@ArcyGoldenSnowTV]

I honestly wanna try out this "Where is my fucking money" after shave

[@WW-fn7rt]

Uhh... Fun fair.

[@night2767]

8:47 GET OUT OF HERE NOW! The way he says it is so funny.

[@Bladez5]

Yeah 😂

[@timetorest1]

8:58 Oh my god it's so funny how Roman moves his hands)

[@kimberlys8422]

I've been playing GTA games since the early 2000's and Nico Bellic is the best; he has the emotional depth and the hardcore attitude boys can look up to.

[@farbrorjosn]

Where are you taking me? "Niko" YOU LOOK GOOD

[@517zedo]

2:23 got me rolling

[@pxrish2410]

back when when i used to play this game all day...it became a part of my life,i miss those days ;(

[@sanjaynandalall2260]

Introducing John Wick: oh shit... Introducing Niko Bellic: 1:07

[@anggoroanindhito8987]

2:46 Producer : *LESLIE BENZIES*

[@blissvii9756]

Niko: How much? Francis: How much?? Good money... Two G's. Niko: Two?... You mean five.

[@mcdoofius6418]

My favourite one is the one of Vlad making fun of Roman xD Niko: Vladdy boy! I'd like a word with you. Vlad: What are you doing here? Did I summon you... boy? Niko: I told you to stay away from Mallorie. Vlad: Go away! Niko: And now Roman is upset. Vlad: Oh, Roman is upset. Excuse me. Do you think I give a fuck, peasant? (Roman walks in) Vlad: Oh, there he is. Hey fatty, I'm sorry you're so upset. Oh Boo fucking hoo hahaha.

[@franthevan65]

2024 anyone ? Until I play gta 6 this gta imo is overall the best gta 4 is so underrated

[@ArthurMuneh]

12:28 this scene always cracks me up... AAAAGHHHH! That’s better!

[@cheems8089]

Muneh

[@ib2849]

Niko is the best saying: Screw you!

[@ingobernable8765]

Every time when Vlad calls Niko for the first time,I end dialogue after Niko says "Vlad? Name doesn't ring any bells, I'm sorry" just to imagine that Niko doesn't like to speak with unknown callers

[@slavicvasenin6685]

Relatable to me

[@blacksoul1885]

"We walked all the way over here so u can snort coke" ,man idk why but that line always cracks me up.

[@emrecelebi9482]

"You spoke then you say your phone out of batteries." Gta 4 has the most entertaining scenes as a gta. 😂

[@talis4646]

"You funny guy" "I try" Said in the most fun, depressing and enjoyable GTA Game of all time

[@cauallyawsome4761]

Vlad : Get me a fucking coffee ! Niko : *looks at vlad angrily* Vlad : come on i will get you one

[@mahimaruf9780]

whenever vlad calls niko a yokel its the funniest thing ever

[@Mrdavid839]

Vlad: "Get me a fucking coffee!" Niko: eyes watering. Also the health inspector sounds like a character from Bully.

[@rafaelcontreras7761]

It's endearing but kinda sad how happy Niko sounded when he met Roman at the beginning. Never to sound as happy again.

[@ashwinsingh6546]

9:40 Im LEEEAKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reneaangenaam5515]

6:11 What works on Roman, does not necessarily work on Nico

[@muaazismail_]

Best game ever !!, im sure stilefty agrees with me!!

[@baryam11]

12:21 midnight cowboy

[@gabrielpatrickstacruz3352]

5:11 😂😂😂

[@kandei3326]

man, gta iv always has the best lines.

[@Theoss-sl1fk]

The fact this is only in the early part of the game says a lot about GTA's humor

[@Raziel...Totenhorn]

08:58

[@maksymilian77]

I swear I can watch it all the time over and over again and I will always laugh.

[@itzz_carlitos1881]

I just noticed Niko English gets better throughout the game

[@mkgameguy1166]

Random black dude: "damn son that was some video game shit". Cracks me up

[@ThatOneDude7]

This is literally the first like 7 or 8 missions. Its not the funniest moments of the game. Its literally just the beginning of the game man

[@faizaan_787]

Read the video description

[@LASMONN]

Niko’s voice is so iconic 😂

[@vincentvalentine4401]

Honestly like how vlad respected niko after a while what with him liking his big mouth prick joke, and him not being scared of him. Would’ve been cool if vlad did end up as a big time business man and he only relaxes around Niko and Roman.

[@jacobbunea3131]

“You’re not calling shit, bitch” while kidnapping Gracie always has me laughing hysterically

[@randobudgetgaming]

My nose bleeding? Not yet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lilmistyj]

Even though vlad appeared only for a short time, he got some funny lines too

[@JustMatheus]

Does anyone else notice as the game progresses, Niko's accent becomes slightly less European and his English improves.

[@sarofalsaperla8136]

I really love gta iv humor😂😂

[@pathaze4299]

Little Easter egg for ya. Whenever Roman is dressed like in the opening cutscene (the shirt with the shapes design) if you look closely the dead cockroach is still stuck to his shoe.

[@satanasatana7931]

if Vlad remained friends with Niko and Roman this game could have been funny as fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Playbound]

😂😅

[@lunar_legacy5807]

Niko is so so so innocent 😂😢

[@Eisenwulf666]

I love how Vlad knows you shouldn´t fuck with Niko. He tries but stops the moment Niko stares at him. Ngl, if we go by messed up stuff the characters did, Niko is probably on Trevor´s levels of messed up. We don´t see most of it,it happened in his past, but you know Niko saw and did some REALLY fucked up shit. The difference is, Niko knows. He knows he is an horrible person. Trevor..not so much

[@akostoth9389]

"Capitalism is a dirty business" One of my favorite lines from Niko Bellic

[@akostoth9389]

@Usuário Noventa Not exactly

[@salle6307]

@Gabriel Aaaah... when you got time.

[@zaquibahmed5602]

@Gabriel Roman I should have never read your 🤬 emails and stayed away 😂😂

[@nothing4viewstv297]

Glad to see this video finally being made! I made the same vid 6 months ago, inspired by you, Stilefty. Sad to hear that this won't be a longer series.

[@Stilefty]

You never know!

[@HeyThatsAlex658]

Gta 4 was amazing! Great game! Gta 5 was good too

[@bondellmaynard24]

Awesome Video Just Like Gta - San Andreas Best Moments I Laughed So Hard My Kidney Did Hurt :)

[@Stilefty]

I'm glad you've enjoyed it! :)

[@eduardoaponte90]

11:48 come on yokel XDDDDD

[@nikobellic2685]

0:29 shit i wished i said in the bed

[@and3719]

ur account is same as mine?

[@Hitler-rx4uy]

Niko Bellic are u gonna be in GTA6? I met u remember?

[@agustinromero8781]

(brain.exe stopped working)

[@dantaeporter5473]

Do a complete series bro please packie and mr faustin had some funny ass moments too

[@rafikhankhadem6657]

"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse....."

[@unfunnyserbian]

6:12 i like how Vlad shits himself when Niko gives him a death spare

[@gojko1669]

the definition of war was on point tho

[@SuperSladjo]

I love these do more pls lol

[@nazaroshtuk1220]

Uhhh...Cabbages?

[@underscore_tip]

Nazar Oshtuk kupusi?

[@joshhouston3443]

"Oooooohh mystery man" That makes me crack up

[@Tom_The_Cat]

I'm quite embarrassed to say that for the longest time, I couldn't get past Bull In A China Shop because I thought you were supposed to throw the brick at the door

[@qaywsx583]

6:10 scenes like this are scattered throughout the game where someone yells/commands Niko to do something and he just gives them "the look". Like when Jimmy tries to convince him to take the deal with Dmitri. No one fucks with Niko lol