GTA Vice City - Cuban Gang Quotes

[@jaredjones1752]

"I am the official teta inspector." I want that job!

[@KoolAidDinkyTV]

James Smith Same

[@gtwist8065]

1:08

[@JThom-yh3ef]

When I first heard that phrase I LMAO REAL HARD.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrMeehan1993]

Lol 😂

[@TigerUpperCut22]

"official teta-inspectors" was an alias for members of a death squad in latin america who had the license to kill who the government, or more precisely, the current regime wanted have to be killed

[@bcurrans]

It's like people doing Scarface imitations.

[@gtagamer1248]

The game is inspired by Scarface

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

"Oye u wan to meet my lil friend?"

[@diablow1411]

Ikr!? Was about to say that 😂

[@chrislanely930]

Man don’t you guys think these guys are from a movie or something

[@zaycarnage2780]

Tony Montana is Cuban

[@DeanH92]

“I think it will rain today” I’ve been quoting that for almost 20 years...

[@Frank074]

I'm using the Vercetti (Marios) gang "Oh, it's hot today quote" every summer since 😂

[@DeanH92]

“She’s always givin’ me a hard time!”

[@allmightyjesse6334]

🌧

[@matatosky]

I TOLD MYSELF: "Mario, take it easy!!!"

[@lemarcuspiggee789]

@@matatosky which one is Mario

[@renzodelsolaramorin86]

1:18 . I am king cubano men

[@TheNewNotmokunKaiser]

1:39 Oye que te mato

[@sixix9786]

Gracias licenciado

[@jimmysmith5418]

2:56 I say no to that mane, every time with you mane, always something mane, I am next in line mane, we got him big time mane, This is what I call a serious business mane.

[@BurghFinsFan]

I think it will rain today

[@Turk8249]

The backyardigans reference.

[@jorgelugo9473]

Razor Ramon did a hell of a job with this voice over.

[@johnnylussac]

Razor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@PenusDrippings]

This guys a real tiger man

[@HmmmmNiceBike]

that's honestly my favorite line

[@PenusDrippings]

they didn't say it in this video though, I'm still trying to find the quote. lol its hilarious

[@HmmmmNiceBike]

yeah I couldn't find it, I think it must be another ped who is cuban but not from this gang.

[@seananthonyawe2662]

Mine 2

[@diablow1411]

It's *mang* not man XD

[@KaoKeane]

Gracias, licenciado 0:31 I am king cubano, men 1:18 Oye, que te mato! 1:39 Gracias, pero no thanks, men 2:30 No me gustan esos chistes 2:38 *Es que no me lo creo, men* - *Oye, chico, eso no puede ser* 2:53 Oye, you SANABABISH 3:59 Oye, Tres Patines 4:04 No, men. Eso fue tremendo puercazo 4:27 Quieres otro piñazo? 4:51 ESTOY SALAO! 5:14

[@cywll]

Sanababish XDDD

[@swordofanti-cringe6425]

I'm salt!

[@emmanuelangellamasotosanch2426]

@@cywll Jajajajaja eso me gustó.mas ósea en inglés significa hijo de pu...!

[@TigerUpperCut22]

Tetaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@osrsbeatrs3249]

One time I stole a Cuban Hermes and the guy said “cockaroaches” with the Tony Montana accent

[@osrsbeatrs3249]

Ah, it was included at the very end of the video

[@Turkish_Productions2007]

5:16

[@miguelachucarro8565]

Literalmente iba a little havana y pasaba entre los cubanos solo para escuchar estas frases! XD! "Oie consiweme un caballo" ese me mataba de risa!

[@marceloagachateyconocelobv5568]

quipuaqui men

[@juangallego7197]

Y yo. Me partía con los "Es que no me lo creo, men" o "Gracias pero no tax men" 😂

[@paulk8564]

And someday in the future, after years of hard work they'll say, *"This is my town, mayne!"*

[@ilancastro9237]

"After taking out tommy vercetti"

[@vikprez5017]

GTA Cubans.. that's is a masterpieces.. haha..

[@thejagotishow]

2:58 Always something man!

[@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS]

1:36 COLOMBIAN

[@Sfggvv]

En estos países 🇨🇺🇳🇮🇻🇪🇵🇦🇨🇴🇪🇨🇸🇻🇨🇷🇩🇴🇵🇷 También se dice malpario' para que sepas y deja de hacerte el bilingue diciendo colombiano en inglés

[@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS]

@@Sfggvv YO VIVO EN USA aqui se habla ingles comepingah

[@Sfggvv]

Pd: mal pario

[@oscarpedroza1845]

“Tu quiere un cafecito asere!

[@syphon_9892]

Do you want a coffee

[@miguelachucarro8565]

Que seria ese "asere"? Hacer?

[@oscarpedroza1845]

Miguel Achucarro “asere” es una palabra que se usa en Cuba equivalente a “cuate” “wey” “compadre” “chamo”, etc.

[@miguelachucarro8565]

@@oscarpedroza1845 gracias por la aclaracion amigo.

[@WorseReviews]

4:33 "I TAKE THE WHOLE FAMILY WITH ME MANG"

[@dudeman6383]

I live in cuba i hear them speak like this

[@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS]

YOU LIE

[@syunsuketogo6540]

One day this will be my town man!

[@elgalaxyj25]

4:04 oye tres patines XD.

[@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS]

As a Cuban this cracks me up.. MENG

[@saze5660]

0:40 now that seems very familiar don't ya think? xD

[@GachaB]

The amount of "mang" said tho Manny Escuela: *watches this video* ... I can do that, man

[@intricateentity2360]

I'm Cuban and this is funny

[@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS]

esto esta escapao meng

[@sebxz16i]

esa si ta buena mang

[@velxen77]

Men

[@jaymalamute5730]

4:15 "This is my brand new frickin' CAAAAR!!"

[@gxxj8588]

2:54 Oye chico esto no puede sel jajaja 🤣

[@daviscameron713]

This is serious business mane lol

[@sebxz16i]

The Cubans in this game seem cute to me 😂❤️

[@cyberspider9489]

1:36 "Malpariooo" jaja esa me partia de risa. xD

[@MrMeehan1993]

Hahahah

[@markasscop]

gotta love how one of their attack quotes is just "cojones!"

[@DHCNetwork06]

Am I the only one who likes to dress as a Cuban Member and just to role play?

[@tombout2819]

All day err day mane

[@yungjahallah3246]

You are not alone bro, dress as a cuban then go right at the borders of where the Haitians and Cubans meet, and help them in the gang wars

[@TheMartinrock]

es que no me lo creo men. 2:53 jajajaa

[@mermeladacircuncidada8151]

Esa es la que más dicen xD

[@elgalaxyj25]

Oye chico esto no puede ser 😂

[@juangcavaliere6019]

JAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

[@deathgun1357]

Oye, no te la creas men. 1:12

[@TheMartinrock]

Oye, vamos a encontrar a nuestros muchachos! 0:15

[@CrashRatchet008]

Good stuff, MAYNE. It would be great if you could upload the Vercetti Gang quotes, specifically the "Mario" ones.

[@HmmmmNiceBike]

here you go :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3q1hploepune6c

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

"I em de official data inspector"

[@louisbenitez9759]

Journey awaits its official. Teta inspector

[@louisbenitez9759]

Means official tit inspector

[@luckyshots4911]

Tit inspector man

[@miguelachucarro8565]

Que carajos

[@JOSELIKESFISHING]

This made my day, meng

[@jaredjones1752]

The guy at 3:55 sounds like Bob, the Puerto Rican tough guy from SEINFELD--he stole Kramer's armoire lol. I wonder if its the same actor.

[@Ricky_Retriever]

Roland Hess he sounds like Gaspar from Scarface the world is yours

[@Ricky_Retriever]

He later voiced Gonzales in GTA Vice City Stories.

[@yungjahallah3246]

Bro are you talking about the soup episode lmao

[@Deathtrooper-kn7cr]

1:09 Jajajaja,mi línea favorita jajaja😂😂😂 Ojalá vuelvan los cubanos en el GRA VI y tengan diálogos como estos

[@Sfggvv]

Jajaja si 🇨🇺

[@JThom-yh3ef]

God I love Cuban people. They say the most funniest things.

[@angelonoyola2775]

You tryin me mane?

[@jacksonmadison9994]

Apparently “Tres Patines” was a Cuban comedian, never would’ve known without looking it up because of this video.

[@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS]

SHOE WANNA MESS WITH ME?

[@DVSTCART]

Mane

[@HmmmmNiceBike]

"You call yourself a mane, mane??"

[@bigsmoke5256]

cojones!

[@Anvilshock]

In this video, there are 83 meng. All of them can be heard. In this video, we hope to show you How To Be Meng.

[@DaniloElCapo666]

0:31 "gracias licenciado" eso sonó tan argentino!

[@Sfggvv]

Jaja si

[@MANOFSOUTHPARK1]

1:22 " tu quire' un caffesito sere" lol

[@sundayakpan2663]

Loving the Cubans Quotes

[@cmm98]

Policia help! Lmao

[@Wolfboy2012]

That voice crack is what kills me.

[@DemonKingFinnBalor1916]

If only I had a dollar for each "Mang" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kingpietro1279]

i thinx it will rain today

[@jacksonmadison9994]

It’s cool that they added Cuban-specific slang, shows they paid attention to detail. “Tu quieres un cafecito, asere?” “Do I look like a jeva to you? And it’s not a gang member, but another pedestrian says “Oye sucio, Qué bola?” some guy in a white shirt, jeans, and sunglasses.

[@carlosalbertopulidolicon8412]

MI BANDA FAVORITA DE GTA VICE CITY XD

[@uktrain9646]

1:21 How does the weather forcast look?

[@lionelpessi6590]

If I had a penny everytime they said man I would be as rich as bill gates

[@Anvilshock]

Pretty sure Bill Gates has more than 83 pennies.

[@bradvan316]

One day this will be my town meng!

[@Batman12-f9u]

Take a shot everytime they say "man"

[@giovannirochetti6520]

2:38 cuando le robas el auto a un cubano y se lo devuelves por que te confundiste

[@eastsider5689]

“I am king cubano man”

[@iamnobody6171]

3:53 grasias pana 😎👍🏻

[@muerteside]

1:09 I feel the same

[@allmightyjesse6334]

Wanna go fishing? 🎣

[@syphon_9892]

Maine

[@MarcoMorky2]

Rico became Blackened Clone Zombie from GTA Vice City Zombie 2.0 (High School Horror Modded Version)

[@klejdireci7284]

Umberto Robina

[@bayronneira8699]

Coronavirus be like: 1:39

[@betoortiz9856]

My favourite quote is 4:26 "oye pepito qué quieres?"

[@köktenemir]

Are there any mods including "Cuban Peds" in Gta San Andreas?

[@HmmmmNiceBike]

just the ped skins I think www.gtaall.com/gta-san-andreas/skins/49132-cuban-from-gta-vice-city-skin-1.html www.gtaall.com/gta-san-andreas/skins/49179-cuban-from-gta-vice-city-skin-2.html

[@köktenemir]

ツ H m m m m N i c e B i k e ツ Oye, Thank you homie, thats what i am searching for :)

[@ChrisAki8199]

0:46 LOLLLL

[@mk-pp3rw]

Cuban vs Haitian gang = Hispanic gangsta VS Black gangsta

[@TheBreakingBenny]

Black French gangsta, yah

[@joanvargasbernal3080]

estoy encabronado!

[@romanithompson8310]

Where is I just brought a boat man

[@mermeladacircuncidada8151]

4:29

[@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS]

Shoe wanna mess with me? meng

[@lisandrobarros7820]

Jajajajaj qué lindos estereotipos

[@cj4755]

i really wonder who voiced these 😂

[@Ricky_Retriever]

1:10 I’m the oficial $&$@ inspector

[@somefries3101]

Teta inspector :v

[@r0b3rtfinch]

OYE! I'M TOTALLY PERDIDO!

[@DonNadie756]

Resume:Man

[@Levenzyk]

1:43 EN LA CARA XD

[@ThunderMarco911]

This gang fights like reckless dolts, they never learn to watch below before to leap.

[@Luis-qy8gw]

As a Cuban, MOST of this is an accurate enough accent

[@carlosazpilcueta5118]

1:12 oye, no te lo creas men 2:53 es que no me lo creo men

[@veniciocaldas1514]

italian/mexican/cuban them have these 3 accents

[@romanbenitezrbenitez4006]

los cubanos son los mas graciosos de gta vice city

[@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS]

you better wacho hands meng

[@TuPodcast]

Are you the man with big cojones?

[@mundoceleste2023]

what te pasa MANG

[@velxen77]

Estoy encabronado

[@ChEkOSLoquendo]

Es que no me lo creo men

[@KOJ23]

im next in line mane!

[@jonathanhernandez5301]

"Oye pepito!"

[@user-ki3ks4fd6i]

i am king cubano mang 😂😂

[@jimmysmith5418]

4:47 FEAR MY BRASSBALLS!! 🎾 🎾!!

[@ilancastro9237]

1:14 yeah...about that

[@carlosalbertopulidolicon8412]

ESO LA VERDAD BROTHER

[@unusuariocualquiera640]

3:53 Gracias pana🤝

[@brunomartins1477]

what does pana mean?

[@jacksonmadison9994]

@@brunomartins1477 it means “buddy”

[@iwadik]

Hola, comandante!

[@mirikulleague9782]

1:20 "I think it will rain today"

[@austinjones6801]

Bruh that’s my teacher at my school who is the voice actor Esteban karplus

[@erikcalderon482]

Líder de los Cubanos: Umberto Robina

[@M0JIMA]

It’s the way they keep saying “men” ...

[@morpho3183]

When you say "man"you get 1 dollar The Cubans :🤑🤑

[@KoolAidDinkyTV]

Quiere otro piñazo Im the official teta inspector One day this will be my town mang Policía Cojones Oye pepito que quieres

[@abrar_hehe]

`U ARE AN AWESOME KZbinR YO MEN'

[@thedarkboy2002]

este es mi pueblo