Guests FIRE BACK at Jimmy’s Insults! | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown | Best of Guests Pt.1

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A lot of you have asked for it! Here's some of the best moments of guests firing back at Jimmy Carr's insults, part 1!
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[@Channel4Entertainment]

Who has the best burns for Jimmy?! Watch the FULL episode on All 4: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm

[@CassandrashadowcassMorrison]

Inland Revenue

[@youweechube]

the A42 not going near Hemel Hempstead

[@EnoVarma]

Rachel's vat was the best.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

EnoVarma, I agree, although the last time I complimented that joke in these comment sections, some fuckwit tried to make out I only liked it because feminism, or something stupid like that 😂 To quote the most excellent Farscape, "Jirl Power"!

[@kellie5476]

At last, something I actually love on trending.

[@OverWims]

the way that Sean said "I think we're dead Jimmy" killed me

[@riddlers91]

Wobby loving the pun.

[@OverWims]

i didnt even realise it was a pun lol....

[@qqleq]

A classic.

[@stickaround]

Haha yes, that was my favourite bit of the video

[@alephbunchofnumbers]

How was that a pun...?

[@paparoachluver4eva]

Can we have one with all the times Jimmy's tax affairs get brought up

[@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev]

I think Prime Minister's question time done one ages ago ...

[@RCFunEveryday]

It would be about 300 hours long.

[@NayLouise24]

YEEEEEEES!

[@terseandtiny1746]

@@RCFunEveryday never gets old

[@willdenoble1898]

Please!

[@DrUmbreon]

"That's not true..." My favourite comeback of them all.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

It's also a terrible cover, and absolute proof that Bill is indeed a Hobbit.

[@KurtisBlack]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated Bill is Gandalf

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Kurtis Black, wait, does that make Bernard Frodo, and Fran Sam? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!

[@alishbaleah]

hey will you check out my KZbin account I want to reach 100 subs by Christmas ! 💗 Slickback

[@ryanniv1851]

1:08 is better

[@strayxxiii7601]

"But you cant always trust those sites because they say youre a comedian". Ouch! What a burn from Susie!

[@andy-dt7to]

what did she say after that to get another laugh? i cant quite hear it

[@strayxxiii7601]

@@andy-dt7to it sounds like something along the lines of "had to get my own back!"

[@a.g4521]

where in the video this happened?

[@strayxxiii7601]

@@a.g4521 8:50

[@nineteenseventy7967]

@@andy-dt7to there's a band, it's the bassist

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

I love how happy Jon looks after Susie says there are "Two kills and one snog"

[@noir9989]

MikeMJPMUNCH the smoke really made it for me because it just looks like he’s a stoner and is overly happy

[@JamesAH1]

“I think we’re dead Jimmy” classic

[@bee4590]

was just about to comment this. he looks so pleased

[@Chris_Cross]

I want to know who's dead...

[@livb6945]

@@Chris_Cross being a woman myself, it's obvious Jon is the snog 😊

[@AllyIcePrincess]

"It saves on VAT, you'd know all about that Jimmy" is my favourite comeback of all time

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

I fully agree, although the last time I praised that joke in these comment sections some cretin tried to imply I only liked her joke because feminism, instead of because epic burn. It's a shame some people are so hung up on gender and politics that they have to make everything about it!

[@giggity4670]

best comeback you can do to jimmy as he cant reply or say anything about it for legal reasons as he cant make fun of it.

[@wesleyimschoot7597]

What does VAT stand for? I'm not British and really don't get that burn.

[@paulvander120]

Wesley Imschoot Value Added Tax. I think it’s basically like a regular sales tax. Jimmy Carr was involved with some tax scandal, but I don’t know much about it.

[@paulm9857]

@@paulvander120 Hmm, I think the way they get round tax is by having an offshore company and you say to who ever is employing you, can you pay it direct to,e.g, JimmyCorp, so avoiding tax.

[@jopomeister]

"Round of applause, he's a genius" Rhod has perfected anger

[@FutureChaosTV]

Most people from Wales have :P

[@caaaaaammy_g]

Youve got to admit, that "Count Down" remark from jimny was very quick and smart

[@ishmaelwadee]

Error 404 he had used it in an earlier episode 😂

[@shrikadhir5897]

@@ishmaelwadee I don't understand it. Could someone please explain

[@jsampaiotsl]

@@soog8080 (And also it's a recurring joke that he looks like he could have Down Syndrome)

[@ripmeep]

It's called scripted

[@EddThe19th]

@@ripmeep lmao you think any of this shit is scripted then you are daft, now okay the general progress of the show and the introductory remarks are pre-written, but the responses and so on are just slightly drunk comedians saying what comes to them.

[@babyhuey6342]

I think my favorite bit is when Jonathan realizes where the iguana joke is going and is already nodding to it.

[@cunniford]

Sean : " I think we're dead Jimmy... "

[@MrBuch169169]

"Probably wouldn't have the Riddler from Batman on every week". Oh my God.

[@nineteenseventy7967]

yea but it's Sean's joke anyway. dear god, and you got all those likes kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vFiZl4hd6jg6c

[@Kydos37]

@@nineteenseventy7967 I'd be impressed if Noel remembered that ten years later.

[@abigail1898]

“When I saw you I thought Benedict Cumberbatch got into a serious accident” I died 😂😂😂

[@pkamper99]

@Sgt James Doakes Exactly by resurrection.

[@tommyrxd7913]

@@Gr33nB4st4rd like honestly he really looks like bumbermouth cabbagepatch

[@rgncajun21]

He does look like benadryl cucumber

[@DissectingThoughts]

"In ten years hopefully I'll have been working in telly for 18 years, so I'll probably be testifying against someone I've worked with." Oh. My. God.

[@nathankew5133]

DisThoughts I don’t get it

[@zekelittleton2854]

#metoo

[@Forever_Thatter]

@@nathankew5133 Referring to sexual harassment...

[@gtjack9]

You know, because he makes over sexualised jokes about her outfits. There’s bound to be a dozen out takes.

[@iilhares]

There have been a lot of former BBC show presenters dealing with problematic pasts. Harassment, molestation, etc.

[@rascalw.492]

Dracula... Count Down, Love that one..

[@davidd.6448]

I'm picturing a vampire with Down Syndrome

[@krashd]

I was waiting for someone to shout "syndrome" after he delivered that comeback.

[@jamesdesmond6211]

He’s got such a quick wit 😂

[@edu-kt]

0:38 "You look like Dracula's less successful younger brother" Jimmy: "COUNTdown". LOL.

[@reach2prasanna]

The way Bill delivered "That's not true" is probably the best put down in this video. It's tongue in cheek and no matter how much you try, there's no comeback to that.

[@maddym9370]

Rob Beckett and the “he called me a dog!” will always be hilarious

[@courtz21321]

the rob beckett teeth jokes will always be funny

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Those are _teeth?_ I thought they were Rachel's new letter board.

[@wayne20uk]

Aint that the tooth....i mean truth

[@unoriginaluser575]

pixel girl lmao

[@neeznh4571]

poor bastard can't even hide them to save his face.

[@Yewtewba]

And he's such a good sport about it

[@raikiri.98]

"I think we're dead Jimmy." Always gets me.

[@ritwikjs]

susie's "they say you're a comedian" shows why she ABSOLUTELY hangs with all those comics

[@Erlisch1337]

"Different host..." LOL

[@taralgasarah]

‘You can never trust those sites because they say you’re a comedian’ Susie doesn’t often fight back but when she does it’s a straight up murder

[@bzuidgeest]

she doesn't fight back because that isn't what she is paid to do. that part of the show is all about a single individual. it's all about image. be it Jimmy or Jon or Sean or Rachel or Susie. they all have a role.

[@andrewdavidson6495]

two years later and the "I think we're dead Jimmy" comment from Sean is still hilarious.

[@CrystalWong]

susie has the most unexpected burns

[@daman146]

'Rob. When the tooth fairy came when you were a child, what did you do with the money, did you buy a car?'

[@bronzeblues7795]

Legen-wait for it-dary

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

That 3:05 "it's not true" just SENT me. I've never seen such an effective joke achieved with effectively nothing.

[@inthemagicxxx2242]

I love it when comedians defend dictionary corner

[@101wormwood]

jimmy does look like draculas less successful brother. incredible

[@marycanary86]

the quiet resignation in sean's voice. "i think we're dead jimmy"

[@wordtothewise9723]

Friend: *Spectacularly roasts me to within an inch of my life.* Me: 1:33.

[@TeaAtTwo2]

Rachel's sassy ripostes to Jimmy at 1:19 and 5:25 and Susie's comeback at 8:52. Burn

[@earl_gay]

'saves on VAT you'd know all about that jimmy' 👏👏👏👏

[@victorymansions]

Rhod Gilbert is quality. He's just the non egotistical fella you meet in the pub who knows how to give and take shit. Seems like a great guy.

[@lisasoar8448]

💯

[@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______]

I find it funny how Jon Richardson lets him dig a bit before giving his response lol.

[@johnsonken96]

Jimmy: insults Susie Susie: returns with written comeback Jimmy: shocked Pikachu face

[@shortyshawty]

Also can we get Rob Brydon to host one episode and have Jimmy playing?!? Please!!

[@matthewturley352]

fantastic idea.

[@WezEvans]

Yes please do this

[@Pinario]

It should be a 2-part story. First, Rob appears as a guest for one episode, doing his Big Fat Quiz schtick of trying to take over the show. The episode then ends on a cliffhanger as he finally swaps places with Jimmy. Next episode then has Rob as host for the full thing.

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

The problem with this is there'll be a random, nonsensical collection of letters on the board, but he'll accept it as it's a word in welsh

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

I think that'd end up _really_ confusing Lee Mack. "I got a seven, Rob." "LIE!"

[@Paglavc1]

I think we are dead Jimmy :D

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

I get two thirds of that joke, but I don't get the one third where they apparently are willing to snog Jon. That being said, I'm 99% lesbian so maybe Jon's cute in a way that I just don't get.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

John H, he is funny and does seem to have a certain charm about him, he's not someone I'd particularly object to spending time around.

[@acronyx991]

"I thought you were benedict cumberbatch that had gotten into an accident" Soo... Doctor Strange then?

[@tombstonerforever9374]

Only he's not a doctor.

[@leiladekwatro3147]

"Dormamu, ive come to bargain aAH aAH aAAaah"

[@lucysumner790]

John's smug face at 7:01 :')

[@ThatCoalSoul]

* Jon *

[@shinmalphur2734]

I love how was gonna say “prick” but as soon as he remembered his lisp and didn’t say “pwick”

[@Forestgravy90]

Rob’s teeth take up 61% of his entire head. True fact

[@noir9989]

Forest_gravy I actually want them to measure the average percentage and then Rob Becket’s

[@SomeOne-pg2js]

7:00 "I think we're dead, Jimmy" hahaha this had me dead xD

[@JamesAH1]

“I think we’re dead Jimmy” 😂😂😂

[@charlieperkins78]

Where's the one where Suzy says about working with the finest comedians in the country that's my favourite clip ever😂?

[@CassandrashadowcassMorrison]

Learn to spell her name: it is SUSY not "Suzy". www.susiedentlive.com/

[@internetguy692]

@@CassandrashadowcassMorrison Learn to spell her name: it is SUSIE not 'Susy'

[@mikeoxmaul9386]

Haha that was great (facepalm emoji)

[@charlieperkins78]

Haha sorry for spelling it wrong😂

[@lowspeak]

Haha that’s embarrassing you cow Cassandra

[@pepineros4681]

Bill’s “that’s not true” gets me every time

[@reach2prasanna]

To be honest, out of the lot, "That's not true" from Bill Bailey is the cleverest put down of this show.

[@SunnyBear]

My fave has gotta be the first one. - Rhod was... - What??

[@LaughS0L0ud]

I love how lame Jon's comebacks were

[@lvl4k225]

Easily pleased huh... that must be nice.

[@elliebowtell]

They weren’t lame because I found them funny

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

Same.

[@Rebby2000]

I mean, why put the effort in? Jimmy clearly doesn't.

[@DatBlueVQ]

That's kind of the point I think

[@PolskiPilot]

the Dignitas punchline you just can't come back from that hahaha

[@DatBlueVQ]

"But you know you can never trust those sites because they say you're a comedian" Oof susie.... No chill

[@MarkyD91]

"riddler from batman!" Cracked me up 🤣

[@pontifexcellence6648]

I love this, but I've seen them all before on this KZbin Channel! New clips please!!!

[@shewasunderwhelmed]

We need new episodes!!!

[@jackiswellCool]

Well I mean they only have so many episodes to take clips from they need to make a new series before they can get new clips

[@sikbowl]

Sorry, new comedy has been outlawed. Sincerely, the postmodernists

[@MythicSuns]

0:38 if that was genuinely improvised then I'm gonna have to give the point to Jimmy on this one.

[@shortyshawty]

Would love to see either David oDocerty (can’t spell it lol), Greg Davis or Lee Mack have another compilation dedicated to them :) Love them all and maybe a sprinkle of David Mitchell.... The overall message is MORE OF THESE they are so great! :D

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Gay Gayington O’Doherty

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@saoirsedeltufo7436, that's Gay Gayington _O'Gayerty,_ you pro-gay-agenda poofter.

[@sorcus2144]

“John got married recently, sorry ladies but one of you had to make the ultimate sacrifice”

[@breal8939]

Where's Richard Ayoade when needed?

[@fodderfella]

Yes, he would be great at this

[@gtjack9]

I think he’s probably banned from the show, him and jimmy do not get on well, at all.

[@sammydamo]

@@gtjack9 Source? They've been on TV a lot together.

[@dippegalant]

@@gtjack9 Bah-humbug! Ayoade and Carr are personal friends and get on like a house on fire. Ever seen the "Carr looks like Roger Federer"-gag? It's hilarious. Also, Ayoade has been on several times, but the format is not exactly him. He's one of the absolute regulars on Carr's Big Fat Quiz of... shows and they appear together on several other shows...

[@lvl4k225]

He only operates on a very specific LF (low frequency). Mind you, the rest of comedians these days either can't or are not allowed to operate much higher either. BTW - low frequencies are detrimental to a humans health.

[@kellie5476]

This is the best #1 on trending there's ever been!

[@joeldeakin2003]

You got a heart from channel 4. This is next level.

[@DisputedOP]

Damn, they sure did FIRE BACK

[@kellie5476]

#5 on trending! Its about time! Congratulations.

[@TheBungle699]

michael Longford it’s trending #1 for me

[@kellie5476]

Its gone up over the weekend. Its #1 trending for me too.

[@pearkore6821]

Susie Dent's last one was incredible

[@okkcomputer]

bill bailey: that´s not true best

[@tomrowell1558]

No.1 on trending?!?! Love it

[@somethingnorhing4920]

The things Jimmy has said to Rachel over the years! In the normal work environment you'd be out. In tens years she might actually be making that claim.

[@zarahhill9576]

Hell yeah, it's nice to see them throw it back at him!!

[@kayleighbyrne5191]

Love how this is #1 on trending. Rightfully so 😂😂

[@gw6061]

Jon's comeback about a42 go on haha

[@Dumitaz]

3:47 That makes him Dr Strange in a way 🤣

[@SquishyMoony]

oh sean saying "i think we're dead jimmy" hurt 😭😭

[@GK-ym1nq]

I think my favorite comebacks are when they simply correct him

[@nbbim2012]

FINALLY!!! My prayers have been answered... I will not be denied Channel 4

[@Houdm]

As an American, this shows feels way more genuine and real then any American tv show.

[@nexgenhippy]

Jon reminds me of Dewey from Malcolm in the middle

[@Sup-rh4eu]

“Rhod was brought-“ “ *wHAT?!* “

[@johnyesjustjohn]

7:01 The first thing Jimmy Carr will hear when he reaches the afterlife.

[@charlottes1786]

'It's not true' The. Best. Comeback. Ever.

[@DaddyCaedisVA]

"Rhod is f-" "WHAT." That delivery from Rhod just kills me haha, and his dismissive "Yep." Afterwards.

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

The "we're dead Jimmy" hits different now. Rest in pease Sean

[@mushroom1212]

I wish they'd make more of this

[@nikobellic339]

“I think we’re dead Jimmy”

[@BSideWasTaken]

"I think we're dead, Jimmy" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@djsnowpdx]

Rachel’s testimony joke hits just right.

[@lazyjesus6573]

Rachel knows Jimmy keeps them hidden in his cellar.

[@matthewhayler153]

This show is pure gold !

[@usmanfarooq96]

about time we had this!

[@MrPoupard]

Wonderful... never change Jimmy Carr!

[@isabellaangeline2175]

7:50 lol “can you go rollerblading in those?”

[@ollydolly1210]

"he's DEAD - DOES IT MATTER?!"

[@adrian_j_jones]

The Riddler OMFG 😂😂😂

[@jamesdesmond6211]

Ahaha the ‘count down’ reply from Jimmy was brilliant 😍

[@regan3873]

At 3:11 I swear I hear Jimmy say Salford the way Jason says it. Maybe a bit quicker but about the same?

[@bleedblackwax]

He said it perfectly fine, the guest was just being a pedantic ninny. “We’ve said this before...” oh, feck off would ya...

[@Meekle58]

@@bleedblackwax Trust me, as someone from in and around that area, he did not say it correctly the first time around, at all.

[@leod-sigefast]

No. He most definitely says it as sAlford. I live in greater Manchester. It is said s'o'lford. Just as salt is said s'o'lt.

[@leod-sigefast]

That is why all southerners are all fick fackin cants.

[@huzaifa8004]

@@bleedblackwax fun fact: jason manford was actually team captain for years on 8 out of 10 cats, before jon Richardson replaced him

[@CassandrashadowcassMorrison]

Susie will turn 54 on 19/11/2018 Send best wishes to her via Twitter

[@SundaraRamanR]

I can't believe how selfish she is, she's found the Fountain of Youth and told none of the rest of us!

[@paularkins6039]

Or dick pics

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@SundaraRamanR, I hope I look as good as her when I'm 54. Actually no, I just hope I can attract a girlfriend as hot as her 😄

[@steampunklemur]

53*

[@Scoobydcs]

holy shit i thought she was about 40!!! how old was she when she started?

[@BritishComedyUK69]

Great compilation

[@laurenskee88]

THE CHICK WHO SAID HE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH FKN SAAAAAME :')

[@turbowolf93]

Jimmy looks like Slappy for the Goosebumps stories brought to life

[@sanuspg]

Oh, Jon is the master of not-very-quick-and-not-really-brilliant comebacks. Still funny though :D

[@TheYorkMan]

Contains strong language... except the words which are censored... What’s the fucking point?

[@reach2prasanna]

British comedy is the best in the whole world.

[@shortyshawty]

I am always craving more of these so plz post mooore :)

[@shadowplanestudios]

"Count down" gives a whole new meaning "8 out 10 cats does count down"