Jimmy Carr's SAVAGE Joke For Nish Kumar | Insults Pt. 7 | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

[@Channel4Entertainment]

What was YOUR favourite insult?! Watch the FULL series on All 4: goo.gl/dX8j9P

[@derekpink]

The “poverty and crime” joke.

[@CatsAreRubbish]

I would rather staple my ball bag to my ring-piece than watch anything on All 4.

[@rowredround7206]

43 seconds of Nish Jokes

[@mauriceh7558]

my fave insult was when channel 4 thought a countdown with all women would be funny

[@uniquerebeljaney3639]

Sean Lock's blood-nog level is dangerously high lol

[@matf6661]

I wonder how many hours of my life i have spent watching these compilations

[@mr.evasion]

Worth it

[@indyneame3612]

Honestly same

[@hollyludvigsen6763]

Same, 2020 has provided me plenty of time to grow my obsession

[@corycook6772]

Life well lived!

[@emiljohansson8435]

Damnit... I’ve just started,.. pray for me

[@distantcoff7391]

"Get a job in a jelly factory mate." Is pure unadulterated genius.

[@distantcoff7391]

@Teamgeist yes it is Init

[@boahnation9932]

I don't get it haha, did it mean something or was it just the randomness of it that was funny?

[@distantcoff7391]

@@boahnation9932 yeah the ludicrous nonsensical nature of the comeback was funny coz it was bizarrely random ridiculousness of it. Having said that, where better to work if you want to square and cube things❓

[@Percy0412]

The REAL context is that this comment came off the back of a guest using square and cube powers in the numbers game to reach the target, which is against the rules. Jelly is typically portioned in square or cube based shapes, hence the jelly factory.

[@jeremiahdicho8422]

@@Percy0412 the Cubing Square was none other than Richard Ayoade.

[@cipher88101]

I like how he pokes fun at them, but still manages to plug all of their achievements.

[@zahawolfe]

Rachel: “I thought it was going to be a dancing joke, that’s fine” Jimmy: “she’s also shit at dancing” 😂 absolutely killed me

[@andrewadams2867]

“If you didn’t see Rachel dance on Strictly just imagine a giraffe with BSE trying to ice skate on rollerblades during an earthquake on planet made of jelly”. That’s gold 😂

[@matthudson9705]

Time stamp?

[@Tospaa]

@@matthudson9705 06:52

[@swapnilbatle]

The fact that he can make different jokes on similar characteristics of the guests every time is commendable. Jimmy is a great writer.

[@PolemicContrarian]

You think he doesn't have a team of writers? LOL!

[@mattoniy2840]

He heads up his own material, one of the reasons he's hired so much. Its all his own style. If he has writers he uses the same across programmes

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

He definitely has writers. Sometimes you can tell the joke has taken him by surprise (on one particular episode, I think the joke was about jon, and he couldn't help himself from laughing afterwards and admitted the joke took him by surprise).

[@swapnilbatle]

I have also watched his stand-up, so yeah, he is a great writer. I mean Frankie Boyle used to work for this guy.

[@BNL07604]

@Mr C That must've been magic.

[@bmw320i2]

At least I don’t look like a vampire who’s temping.

[@lilaclayton2656]

bmw320i2 what does temping mean ? LOL

[@yarkmates3409]

I think in this context ‘temping’ would be standing in as a part time presenter.

[@bmw320i2]

Lila Clayton the act of working temporarily for a business, company, etc, esp as an office worker

[@killerkeller1332]

This to me would be a compliment

[@GrantfromEarth]

Someone who is filling in

[@itsokay7989]

The Danny Dyer jokes are just the best. And Danny always seems to love it.

[@joosewv]

It's funny how the real insult from Jimmy is when he's not comfortable enough with a guest to actually insult them

[@aliaj.shafira7203]

To whom?

[@definitelynotatroll246]

That just goes for British people in general, we’ll insult our friends but not a stranger

[@marcuscross8051]

5:01 "improv marathon" sounds like she spontaneously decided to run 26 miles.

[@wernt0]

Soo... Forest Gump?

[@Relyx]

that's literally what i understood it as.... fml

[@robbo1979]

Marcus Cross Töy

[@Sammie1053]

"Do you want to run this marathon with me?" _Yes, and_ I'll go for a swim afterwards

[@kedabro1957]

8:35 ... Susie was genuinely touched that the guy beside her seemed pissed that she was being spoken about so obscenely.

[@TheComixkid2099]

Don't you know who that is? That's Sean Bean

[@brownbobdowney]

Suzie's "if only you knew" lip bite at 7:15 got me like...

[@callumthorogood7631]

@Kojii Naz u spelt spelling wrong

[@natashataylor5844]

Callum Thorogood I think that was part of the joke

[@callumthorogood7631]

@@natashataylor5844 WHOOSH

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

@@fleimlehner she probably wouldn't touch you with a bargepole though

[@Punnikin1969]

Lip byte? She has digital lips? When did this happen?

[@zzlai6235]

5:17 That espresso martini was so strong that even Jimmy's voice changed

[@1chelseafanatic1]

Ok 👍🏻 ZZ Lai

[@zyaicob]

I wish i could bottle the feeling of Jimmy tasting that thing for the first time

[@PixelBaller]

Pity he called it 'expresso'

[@foreverofthestars4718]

I love claudia, she always seems so happy

[@waynenorth5322]

My ex once had a dream I was shaggin Claudia - gutted I didnt have that dream, life's shit

[@Sam-qh1sh]

ForeverOfTheStars that’s the antidepressants for you

[@_thenidefyyoustars]

Because she's off her face on drugs.

[@jimsvideos7201]

Suzie has never had to chase it and you know it.

[@darraghtate440]

That punchline at 8:45 came out of absolutely nowhere. Majestic.

[@laurennn9666]

I haven’t even watched it yet but I know exactly which punchline this is about

[@HoriaNeagu]

@@laurennn9666 It can only be the "glory holes" one or the "chasing cock" bit.

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Channel 4 are not above spelling savage in all caps to to ensure its more clickbaity

[@kingda117]

That's the nature of the medium. It's like dressing up as a ghost to frighten folks and not going "oooooh oooooh ooooooh"

[@rocker4577]

Channel 4 are not above much I think - vermin so low they could parachute from snakes arseholes.

[@martinquince1688]

Very true...…. and yet you still clicked.

[@paulsymonds499]

INTERESTING POINT

[@MMKLYH]

The fact that you are triggered by a KZbin channel writing a word in all capitals really worries me

[@NeoDragoN7676]

"....his daughters first word was Grandad" that really made me laugh :)

[@ferguscullen8451]

Good stuff as always. Rachel and Susie comeback compilation next?

[@Simonio8]

I think you need to watch that one on Pornhub.

[@boblee896]

@@Simonio8 send me the link

[@martinolsen007]

@@Simonio8 sign me in

[@beckiewelch357]

Love Sean's reactions 😂

[@lukeskywalker2913]

I swear David is the only one who claps back at Jimmy after being insulted

[@paulhardacre7818]

Rachel's "No" at 1.42...priceless!!

[@geekaydee6303]

wait, did Jimmy Carr just call it an eXpresso?

[@gd7681]

He gets many commonly mispronounced words wrong.

[@EliThePuzzler]

"I've got an Espresso Martini that could wake the dead!"

[@DylsFootyRamble]

The Jonny Vegas storage hunters one was brilliant 😂

[@louis_mitchell007]

can we get one about Rhod Gilbert plz!

[@davecrupel2817]

I love Rhod lol

[@Irfanhill]

The "finished Tinder" line was genius.

[@utilitarian]

Jon’s last comeback about a job in a key factory was brilliant

[@dennfoo]

Jelly factory

[@utilitarian]

@@dennfoo fat fingers lol

[@austinreid5032]

The best bit of that was the Danny Dyer reference on Who do you think you are. Hes actually a descendant of Royalty lol 😆

[@erikjansen1990]

I still love these! Make one out of the best distractions during the game 👌🏻

[@W_O_L_F_666]

“I’ve got a espresso martini that could wake the dead” 5:21

[@kineticsavant2256]

How many years do you reckon I can keep rewatching these before I by-heart them!

[@DodderingOldMan]

Ha, I do love the fact that this show has a 7 part series devoted purely to insults... and plenty more to come, I'm sure :P

[@laurenellis2309]

7:20 (5x2)+6)=16 16x50= 800 75+3=78 800+78=878

[@abrarhaider4445]

5+6= 11 11*75 = 825 825+50+3= 878

[@ItsBenBrown]

Lauren Ellis 5+6=11 11 x 75 = 825 825+50 = 875 875+3 = 878

[@swapnilbatle]

50+75 = 125 125*(5+2) = 875 +3 = 878

[@TwistedSoul2002]

75 x 6 = 450 450 / 2 = 225 225 - 50 = 175 175 x 5 = 875 875 + 3 = 878

[@monstrousgaara]

or 5+6= 11 11*75 =825 825+50+3=878

[@sammorris4722]

9:13 joke's on Jimmy, Danny was revealed to descend from royalty 😄😄

[@calleolsen9359]

Sam Morris Yeah a royal pain in the arse

[@rolandp.6133]

completed tinder !

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

Now I wished I'd been on tinder, the one and only time to be on tinder.

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

Fip, Only thirsty for your tight brown star.

[@gabrielpatten6939]

"Just imagine a giraffe with BSE trying to ice-skate on rollerblades during an earthquake on a planet made of jelly"

[@MARTINA-gc3tq]

Nish tell that Brexit joke that went down so well at the Lord's Taveners' Christmas lunch.

[@kedabro1957]

I don't get it.

[@CH-bp6mc]

@@kedabro1957 Someone got mad at him for a Brexit joke and someone threw bread at him. I saw him live at my uni he was funny.

[@kardRatzinger]

5:20 Jimmy actually said "expresso"

[@atrumluminarium]

Suzie is such a good sport, her insults seem much harsher on average

[@VLNST_]

Rachel at 1:42 lolll

[@unicorn7337]

She totally knew it was coming! 😂

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

@Chris Landry She wouldn't feel it, though.

[@BergenDev]

5:21 He called it expresso? savage! Espresso!

[@Tomaszarchie123]

please…get a life..not too late

[@BergenDev]

@@Tomaszarchie123 Not self aware are you?🤣

[@II-df6dw]

The first joke was too true 😂

[@emmacassidy8482]

I can well imagine Susie Dent being a swinger.

[@kneazle3603]

Emma Cassidy swingers tend to be a bit thick, I doubt it

[@bookl0ver]

It's always the quiet, sweet seeming ones.

[@kanervatie]

8:25 Christ Allmighty that is perfection.

[@E-A-Z-Y]

We need new episodes 😖

[@JohnD640]

New series started a few weeks back.

[@thebuffmister90]

I've been down this KZbin rabbit hole all day. I regret nothing.

[@nolankuffner3573]

That wardrobe joke is a headshot fired from 5000m with pinpoint accuracy. I'm glad Rachel wears what she's clearly comfortable in though.

[@BlueAversion]

7:29 Actually managed this one 5+6=11. 75x11=825. 825+50=875 875+3=878.

[@paulsnow5664]

I might have to start watching this I can't stop watching these videos haha watching it while walking I look a right idiot haha

[@Outland9000]

8:23 and 8:25 are belters 😆

[@SceneArtisan]

5:59,.. o_0 Excuse me,.. back in 10mins.

[@Cyba_IT]

Those legs are just..... I can't even.....

[@davidappelgate320]

For the rest of us who always pause these videos to take a crack at the numbers and letters even though we're here for the jokes... 5:17 ORMAGNIDE -> DREAMING (8 letters) 7:29 (2+5) x (75+50) + 3 = 878

[@tanzeemahmed7196]

A compilation of Jon being smug would be good.

[@stevieh9860]

Danny Dyer was on “Who do you think you are?” His was a special edition called “ Who the fuck are YOU looking at?”

[@dannyashton6234]

That anaesthetic joke was brilliant

[@robsonneves6189]

5:39 Is Jon Richardson really 5'3"? I googled it and it says he is 5'8", 5" is quite a difference.

[@YIIMM]

Robson Neves That's what I keep trying to tell people

[@Sunset553]

He’s closer to 5’8. I pay attention when he stands next to someone. That’s my weak source. I haven’t measured him personally

[@robsonneves6189]

@@Sunset553 But 5'8" is not really short in the UK is it? In my country he would be considered average height to a little bit tall even, but never considered short if he is 5'8". Is the average height on the UK that tall that 5'8" is short?

[@funkymunky]

That's what I keep telling your mum.

[@bookl0ver]

Robson Neves the average height for men is about 5'9. He's slightly below average but not small.

[@rossy7]

Love Jimmy Carr, his jokes are priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LounisG]

That joke about Nish and his dad always makes me laugh

[@voodoochile333]

Anti Bullshit get a better sense of humour

[@politure]

@@voodoochile333 Mr miserable 😬

[@bennym5244]

Because it's true.

[@frankl4750]

All these jokes about Rachel dancing over the years. Searching for it NOW

[@kimhewer1479]

I have a similar winter wardrobe to David D 😂😂

[@Jambax]

I'm gonna need the full video for that jelly joke pls.

[@qwertyTRiG]

It's an episode with Richard Ayoade.

[@leehutchinson1955]

That put down about Suzie being the only woman in Britain to have completed Tinder 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thesaxophoneboy]

4:33 they already used that joke with Sean Lock (angry dads that drink too much). Nothing wrong with that, just thought it was interesting!

[@Jambax]

I need the video for that jelly factory joke pls.

[@nathanharwin1990]

Jimmy's voice after that drink ouch

[@VikingWizard]

Can you please do a compilation of clips just involving Danny Dyer? Please!

[@SapphireMist888]

Did anyone notice Jimmy's voice change when they were drinking?

[@MarkKeoghspace]

The comment about completing tinder... ended me... that was so funny. Lol

[@whooodat3723]

Jimmy's a goddamn savage 😬😂😂😂

[@voodoochile333]

Just think how savage you could be with a team of scriptwriters

[@panda4247]

5:21 when he said expresso, he meant espresso, right?

[@bigdisasterarea]

You should make a video about Shawn's gritty peoms

[@reach2prasanna]

Can anybody please explain the joke at 8:23 about Rachel?

[@leehutchinson1955]

Jimmy was having a pop about what Rachel was wearing that particular evening

[@goliath_red1102]

1:42 😂😂

[@leehutchinson1955]

Yea....Jimmy was hoping 😆😆

[@dogbert102010]

I am on a mission to make that espresso martini it looks soooo good! Even with a silly straw it looks classy.

[@bazzingaman680]

Didn't know I had the same birthday as Jimmy Carr; Good to know.

[@OverWims]

7:30 did it in 10 seconds. 5x2=10. 10+6=16. 16x50=800. 800+75+3=878

[@kchinthaka8975]

@7:30 which episode is this?

[@kchinthaka8975]

episode 62. just realised this youtube community has the combined intelligence of Texas.

[@pablorages1241]

5:58 ... 2/3 of Rachel's body is legs

[@godzilla12325]

Utter class, these are better than his stand up dvds

[@darrshanbhaskaran6433]

love Claudia and her reaction!

[@dafyddlloyd868]

sadly, there will come a day when she discovers that John is her father. way funnier than the response indicated.

[@mrmoran0077]

If you pause it at 1:54 the shadow of Seans glasses looks like he's drawn on some cats whiskers. You're welcome

[@df4291]

Sean is like a British Brian Cranston

[@DavidChow]

Savage 6:53

[@thewinspear7325]

Sean Lock's hair are just like the UK Doctors going down under.

[@patrickkelly7085]

well they got all the convicts.

[@callmetiger7186]

It’s amazing how I know all the punchlines off by heart....it’s almost like the jokes are repeated in every single compilation you put out 🙄

[@kimhewer1479]

Richard Ayode ❤❤❤

[@mrcaboosevg6089]

Suzie is in her 50s and still a solid 8

[@MrTargenor]

Seans glases casts the wierdest shadows. Looks like he has whiskers!

[@Wemdiculous]

well rainman is a good dancer hes a very good dancer

[@highlandoutsider]

7:50 I was on tinder for a little while, this is sadly not true 😒😅

[@jgJust11]

Hi Daaaad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@peterms-]

aarrrrrrrrrrrr now i know when i was conceded, 2 days before christmas arrrrrrr. thanks!

[@BNL07604]

SAVAGE!! (Little-runt-on-BGT reference.)

[@brianteo3996]

Love Rachel😻😻😻

[@rogersmart1393]

Great entertainers. And Nish Kumar.

[@Broccoli_Highkicks]

Nish Kumar may not be funny, but at least he can be the butt of a cracking joke.

[@moxbroker]

I was born on Sept. 16! Merry Christmas mum.

[@Ultimatesquid21]

I was born Sept 17th! I guess I was boxing day xD