Halo 3 - Funny Dialogue 3

[@lordpatriot445]

I love how that female marine said something to Chief while 343 Guilty Spark is pushing her slightly forward by her butt saying, "Yessss... My precious" XD

[@melkor3496]

Gollum quote.

[@engineerbot]

Dick Thick'em that wasn’t edited in, his eye flashed to his speech.

[@rancorjoy5412]

She said he was making her uncomfortable

[@engineerbot]

Dick Thick'em I sure as hell don’t hear it.

[@smallbrain43]

Dick Thick'em that line is in halo 3 for the iwhbyd skull, it’s not edited in.

[@lykan2]

"I have Pictures on MySpace...." Me: Holy Shit MySpace is back in 2552

[@warlerker]

What a horrific future.

[@NotALotOfColonial_SpaghettiToG]

myspace becomes a monopoly, purchasing out all social media and then it becomes the most aggressive ISP to date.

[@a_llama]

*onlyfans

[@Calico997]

@@a_llama colab into myfans

[@Ribbons0121R121]

the return

[@Fr0st1989]

The Brute saying "No inappropriate touching" was hilarious

[@cowgod1945]

I love that it implies sexual harassment is a problem for brutes So funny but it also makes sense

[@SomeordinaryProtogen]

Dialogue of a grunt saying stop moelesting me

[@brennongildersleeve5127]

That brutes been through some shit

[@rougerabbit1409]

sergeant humanoid ? I’m convinced i’m coming out

[@lovelybeard3596]

🤪😂💚

[@holdguard4624]

@@lovelybeard3596 What do those even mean?

[@ArbiterSky]

The "yeah" really sells it.

[@a_llama]

wished it said sgt humanson lol

[@LAZERAK47V2]

"Huh, that SOUNDS like Sergeant Humanoid..."

[@Barrelmoth26]

Appreciate the little RvB text colouring detail there

[@balticbvll2987]

fucking love that part

[@insert_username_here208]

I miss the old Rooster Teeth, before they all became corporate hack frauds. It all went downhill when Monty died and with Full Screen acquiring them.

[@Delta-es1lg]

@@insert_username_here208 I still can't believe they fired Joel. Guess there's not gonna be any more RvB, you can't have RvB without Caboose.

[@izzycalo9935]

Delta 118 there is more, but I don’t know if it will have the blues and reds, the next series is RvB Zero

[@insert_username_here208]

@@izzycalo9935 Who cares at this point. RvB is past its prime, hell Rooster Teeth is past their prime too. RvB is nothing but a shell of its former self and it will never be the same without its original cast. Like The Simpsons and Spongebob, why can't they just put this machinima\show out of its misery.

[@chaplaingilgamesh2964]

I love that a Grunt somehow knows about Sherlock Holmes.

[@ImpelDragon]

Fun canon fact: Grunts love to trade and buy human items such as shows, books, video games, etc! www.halopedia.org/Black_market

[@ronn6946]

@@ImpelDragon so your saying there are problaly alien weebos in the halo universe?

[@damienmaymdien6367]

@@ronn6946 Halo Infinite: Master Chief walks in on a grunt watching hentai.

[@schwig44]

@@ronn6946 no, we're saying that there's waifu pillows bearing tags that state "MADE ON BALAHO"

[@noahmueller1468]

Don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty sure the grunts, especially those on high charity before it got flooded, had a black market of alien media but mostly human made stuff

[@hamzies4630]

Grunt: quick, raise his visor, see if its man or laaady, Speech 100

[@chocov1233]

I'm imagining that Brute on your profile pic saying that.

[@hamzies4630]

@@chocov1233 craig knows what the ladies like

[@chocov1233]

@@hamzies4630 Aww Yeaaahh.

[@chipsdubbo1510]

lego yoda

[@araxshiriau9275]

“My orders for you are- GET IT OFF!”

[@Robosapien_]

3:43 God damn of all the times to get that Guilty Spark line it was here?! Apparently even software gets comedic timing...

[@jameshogervorst8046]

I love how it's near 3:43 as well

[@spongemanicecone3289]

It’s too perfect

[@jajajajja3481]

He's too guilty for that a**

[@Greensleeves94]

The timing on that could not have been any better

[@Approvedjoey117]

He told me that he was a “real boy” when I kept shooting him on the Ark mission.

[@the_halofanb0y]

1:46 „He was my Lover!“ No, chief, why would you do it?!

[@Petemossnchaos]

EXACTLY WTF CHIEF

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[@christianrios153]

Red vs Blue Voices 0:21 Tucker & Doc 2:30 Simmons & Grif 4:55 Church & Caboose

[@generalgrievous3667]

It’s Doc not donut

[@averagegrunt4582]

I ain’t even realize

[@jialin7]

@@generalgrievous3667 nah thats doc, there would have been an innuendo

[@SevenBendy]

This is them before they became Spartans

[@venomrulesall]

@@SevenBendy The Reds and Blues are not Spartans, they are/were simulation troopers.

[@Subpar1O1]

"You were at the seminar" implies Chief goes to important meetings and participates, I can just imagine him sitting in a chair like a normal person but it collapses under his own weight thanks to the armour

[@Hiihtopipa]

It implied that chief was at the sexual conduct seminar 😅

[@snowblind9551]

I genuinely have no doubt. In the military, they have to attend sexual conduct seminars every month. Even SEALs and Green Berets.

[@Dazzybhoy31]

Imagining him just lightly hovering over the chair is funny

[@evidant]

as much as i hate suicidal grunts, i love "OHH I BET *I* CAN STICK IT"

[@darkoneter]

It's a reference to the Halo 2 demo where Cortana says to chief: 'Bet you can't stick it'. Really cool easter egg

[@evidant]

@@darkoneter lmao

[@fride0107]

IM HAVING A STROKE OR IS THAT ONE I REALLY BIG

[@andyfriederichsen]

"Please ENJOY my BRIGHT! BLUE! BALLS!"

[@XtreemAlan]

OH NO! I DIDNT MEAN TO TURN THESE ON! AAAAAAHHHH!

[@chaosinc.382]

4:01 "DING DONG, THE DEMON IS DEAD!" Just the genuine bloodthirsty joy in that delivery is perfect.

[@Skell__]

The bits with the password are my favourite things ever, especially “We need ammo and the chief is out here!” ...... “Does he know the password?” “HE WASNT AT THE MEETING EITHER!”

[@CrowmanUK]

did you know depending on the diffcuilty they are both voice by the voice actors of red vs blue

[@toothlesstaco2685]

Which difficulty is it, me and my friend are replaying Halo 3 and we both love RvB so which is it?

[@devonterminator2697]

​@@toothlesstaco2685i am actually also replaying halo 3 but by myself just to get all the skulls

[@ryanrosen_]

@@toothlesstaco2685All of the difficulties show different lines, and each one is by different RvB voice members.

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

@@toothlesstaco2685 I want to say Normal gets the lines between Doc and Tucker, Heroic gets the lines between Grif and Simmons, and Legendary gets the lines between Church and Caboose.

[@2DLs2001]

"Yes...... My precious......" - Guilty 343

[@DukesGuard]

It’s so perfectly timed I love it.

[@mrhorny5037]

*Arbiter team kills* Elite: "Did you kill him for sport or ammunition" Arbiter: "I see you're a man of culture"

[@BillyCobbOfficial]

1:23 - 1:32 is a story

[@toddbeauchamp6675]

I like to imagine the grunt line right after is also part of the story, (it’s safe to come out)

[@obiwankenobiwithinternetac7926]

He messed up its brother like that was my brother

[@shadowcalw6150]

P A I N!

[@rileyobrien3455]

Throw a track about it on the next EP.

[@schwig44]

GS actually do know a thing or two about that. Dude walked 500 miles around zeta halo just to walk 500 more and *still* not bang the girl

[@BillyCobbOfficial]

5:46 well that aged poorly

[@dougalbadger4918]

Why?

[@Deddshot]

Nah dude MySpace is gonna make a crazy comeback in 2552 just you watch

[@scarlettNET]

Oh hey it’s the funny Weezer guy

[@casenjones826]

Dougal Badger maybe cause MySpace became unpopular decades ago

[@Ken-tv3ir]

@@casenjones826 he doesn't know what MySpace is. Case closed 🤣

[@commanderthorn3466]

1:40 it’s glad to see that the elites have picked up on human slang (also after watching the way they talk it’s hard to believe either side is taking this war seriously 😂

[@217adaptiveperspective]

6:31 I don't think I want to know what that Brute is doing with the Grunts.

[@kennethmurray4417]

Something 'unique'

[@rey4874]

Something 'special'

[@darkchu5366]

I thought it was a elite

[@thelowground7741]

@@darkchu5366 you clearly haven't played halo 3.

[@justinrussell2865]

*1:45 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ImpelDragon]

0:48 has me dying every time.

[@Delta-es1lg]

5:55 is subtitled incorrectly. Line is: "I fart in your general direction." Monty Python Reference.

[@donaldpetersen2382]

Ni!

[@iegendary-r8r]

leave now or I will taunt you a second time.

[@hebercluff1665]

​@@iegendary-r8r your mother was a hamster

[@nullhazard7569]

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES!"

[@chipsarc]

Tucker talking to Doc through the door was the best thing I’ve seen all morning.

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

Chips Arc Tucker was taking to Doc

[@chipsarc]

Sergeant Marcus Stacker Really? It’s kinda hard to tell through the door.

[@ryanduckworth1779]

Behind the door to me it sounds like caboose

[@tear4442]

Sounded a lot more like Caboose than Doc to me

[@WildPhoenix989]

Sounds like simmons talking to grif

[@ogre7699]

3:44 dude. You fucking killed me. Holy shit, perfection.

[@cyanspartan1757]

2:46 I just now realized the voice actors from this scene and the one before are the ones that play the RvB cast! Awesome!

[@Joe-km5ou]

Simmons and Grif, and Church and Caboose show up later

[@cyanspartan1757]

@@Joe-km5ou neat

[@jamsanator0511]

No fucking way, I knew it!

[@GlyphWitch]

I'm pretty sure its not the actual voice actors just good imitations.

[@Joe-km5ou]

@@GlyphWitch No they were the actual voices

[@theblueplague7164]

3:50 LMAO I'm dead

[@combine1175]

1:23 Chaster Mief is now sad.

[@brotherjohannes6617]

Ah yes CHASTER MIEF

[@HCXVII]

Chaster Mief

[@parunox1702]

Wasn’t he dating Linda?

[@KopperNeoman]

Nono, Chaster Mief dated Cinda, but dumped her for Lortana after a d20 frag turned her into Ruff Biku.

[@schwig44]

@@KopperNeoman I heard they swing with Kred and Felly every other thursday

[@shadowsoflight7865]

At 4:58 I love the fact they made caboose apart of the dialog from red vs blue

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

They made several of them: on Normal, you get Tucker and Doc talking. On Heroic, you get Grif and Simmons. And on Legendary, you get Church and Caboose.

[@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere]

​@@bloodwolfgaming9269 so you don't get sarge at all

[@spacelody7202]

I knew the voices were familiar

[@ur-didact1991]

6:41 oh lady, you don't know the Spartan hands,

[@rancorjoy5412]

No

[@erikhaugan]

You cut off mid sentence I don't get it

[@a_llama]

i can milk you

[@vanillachai4218]

"It's safe to come out. It's uhm Sergeant Humanoid" This one killed me

[@alton7291]

5:55 so brutes know of monthy phyton I see

[@quartermaster6235]

6:42 Well damn, wasn't expecting her to say that

[@chaosinc.382]

Big Mommy Milkers

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

@@chaosinc.382 Well said, sir. Well said

[@justexisting8457]

Didn’t expect it either

[@sheilaanslow9696]

Did anyone else notice on every one with the door locked requiring a password that the voices for each character was the same voices for the Spartans in the red vs blue series

[@Loan_me_a_smile_117]

I know right he sounds like caboose

[@levihicks7539]

@@Loan_me_a_smile_117 Cause...it was. RVB was taking off around then so they included the guys in for different door jokes.

[@oggabooka2324]

Ye

[@quitemango]

I WAS THINKING THE EXSACT SAME THING

[@Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand]

@Baratus they should have added Maine or north lol

[@foresta-2684]

Infinite needs this games humor to be truly wonderful

[@Don-sd9xg]

Im sure it will. The humorous lines is one thing 343i has kept pretty well.

[@scareditymays6yearsago477]

@@Don-sd9xg the deep conversation between the grunt and the elite in halo 5 was gold

[@johngun4377]

This aged like Wine

[@fl1ckr145]

The grunts are even better in infinite😂

[@shcdemolisher]

Yep!

[@Ramounskee]

4:30 when the characters are self aware

[@hylianglitchmobber7570]

1:23 Looks down with sadness

[@duncanbrenner9243]

1:28 ok now we need the full story, Spark.

[@SlimeBeast-xp7xf]

I assume spark just knows everything

[@delaney6413]

@@SlimeBeast-xp7xf Spark was once human, so it makes sense that he knows about girl troubles.

[@gamingwithphil227]

My favorite of this was.. "Our leader is down, EVERYONE FREAK OUT!"

[@ShadowMonarch9557]

3:45 i love this part XD

[@granvell619]

0:20 this is some serious red vs blue shit lol.

[@therubywaffle165]

That's because it is

[@granvell619]

@@therubywaffle165 Yeah I know lol.

[@javiermacias3401]

Grand Experience lol

[@necroreo9276]

I know it's 5 months later, but 4:56 is Caboose and Church

[@yapyapking2054]

1:49 everyone in 2020 when someone neezes

[@Inic]

4:06 One of my favorite grunt lines ever 😂

[@doctorpotatoaim2723]

4:55 Its Caboose and Church from Red vs Blue!

[@Awes0m3n3s5]

Caboose and Tucker, right?

[@Awes0m3n3s5]

@@philmahar3500 you right, it's been a while haha

[@goldendragon4232]

I though it was tucker or church but I knew it was caboose because he is acting stupid and his voice

[@thecaboosevarietychannel]

Hey it’s me!

[@The23Anonymous]

"This is seargant humanoid" :-D

[@FrecklePhantomhive]

It's crazy how there's still so much funny dialogue

[@megatjmega]

Master Chief: **breathes** Marine in behind door: *WHAT IS THE PASSWORD*

[@hunterlord101]

You know this game is old when MySpace is mentioned.

[@NolDragon]

1:09 Chief having flashbacks of being beaten up by his instructors when he was a kid.

[@noah-so1qk]

yes my precious

[@scottm8292]

3:50

[@richardve4]

I love that I got to hear the red vs blue gang

[@Froggyman145]

"WE SUCK AS ONE, WE FIGHT AS ONE!" ~Me and my friends in CoD

[@christianaman9217]

the whole "Password" bits were rooster teeth people. Tucker, simmons, doc, church, caboose, and grif lol i loved that

[@falconPL156]

i still love the "tank beats everything" lines like you are in a tank feeling that you gonna blow up some covenant stuff and there's the guy who feels superior lol

[@lukesahagian]

3:45 is absolute gold!

[@josukeeatingshavingcream6249]

Press “F” for Flipyap and his brother.

[@josukeeatingshavingcream6249]

F

[@michaelhamel8087]

F

[@UltraXPGaming]

F

[@FerrousPrime]

The Red Vs Blue password door bits were amazing.

[@samuelworks316]

1:32 looks at friends cold, dead body, "its safe to come out!"

[@Brenhydra]

"No milk coming out of these, so look away." That's kinky.

[@aidansmith5093]

Hearing a grunt yell "Superior Intellect" made me fall over laughing

[@Sad_Chief]

3:14 ,This elite understands me.

[@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575]

1:45 good to see that a doomsday cult is still LGBT friendly

[@KopperNeoman]

Course they are. Friendly to the ideology, at least.

[@snakemaster1251]

6:08 BRUH WHAT

[@depressedgaming8704]

2:45 just realized that was Geoff from AH and then a little later realized the other guy was gus

[@spookyman9224]

5:54 “I farted in the general direction” definitely my fav

[@scottm8292]

The Covenant are absolutely terrified when they see you and the Flood on the same side: Run! Run! Bad guy! Oh no! Those are just some lines they said when I played it.

[@julianreviews8102]

Those are normal combat lines

[@goaway5152]

Smfh Scott. You disappoint me.

[@mophunt9628]

“And I left a little present for you arbiter, and I’m walking away, HAHAHA”

[@superhypermetalsonicv2796]

1:14 that gives me ptsd to my legendary laso run of a mission

[@MontyTheMothman]

5:54 technically it says “I fart in your general direction” it’s a Monty python reference

[@ZoruaMaster]

It occurred to me and got me wondering if there's more unique dialogue to be heard while playing as the Arbiter or any of the other Elites.

[@lukassmith795]

Now I just wanna boot it up to find out XD

[@shcdemolisher]

Hmmmm, let’s test that!!!

[@saarue420]

This made me love Halo's franchise even more.

[@defcon4824]

3:44 i never knew 343 Guilty Spark was that lonely lmao

[@PositiviteaTheFirst]

3:43 Guilty Spark

[@Michael-ci8jy]

343 guilty pervert

[@Marine_Animations]

6:36 I’ll cross my fingers and- oh crap I don’t have enough fingers p He’s gone...(that grunt sounded like Caboose)

[@lonelystarboy]

3:47 WTF 343 😝😝😂😂

[@gavinmattingly9115]

343 didn't make this game

[@lonelystarboy]

@@gavinmattingly9115 I meant "343 Guilty Spark"

[@Banana-Boi]

@@gavinmattingly9115 That really went over your head huh?

[@jamsanator0511]

2:19 wait a minute, Mickey?

[@LusheNekudo]

Rip Flipyap 3:27

[@faefiercevulpine6990]

“You’re making me uncomfortable…” i was not ready for the camera to pan and reveal Spark ass-deep and then HIM DELIVERING THAT LINE. GOOD LORD

[@treystinson4116]

"Enough, dude!" [Bird Sounds]

[@jackismemeish]

2:10 one word for you * SNORE SOUND.mp3*

[@nightmarenightox9188]

4:06 French music plays

[@nightmarenightox9188]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lWGrhaqHn7Klb80

[@randomguy6679]

Back when games had personality and weren't made by soulless investors

[@ultima2399]

I'm 18 and even I'm disappointed with most concurrent games. Love me some old games though

[@kristianstrm2375]

@Exodus N I'm carefully optimistic. Just remember to wait a bit after launch :)

[@Bro1212_]

Kristian Strøm wait a bit always but don’t let randoms on the Internet influence your own opinion.

[@EshockerD]

@@Bro1212_ yes having your own opinion is important, but don't be closed minded as some people actually have some valid points!

[@Bro1212_]

@@EshockerD it’s been 10 months since I made that comment and I have no clue what the context for it is

[@mk19_117]

-We need ammo and the Chief is put here! -... Does he know the password? -HE WASN'T AT THE MEETING EITHER! *Agressive banging on door*

[@failedrevolutionary9497]

“PANIC. MANAGEMENT HAS DISINTEGRATED” should have been my senior quote

[@remconiemarkt1703]

I love how Geoff and Gus voiced the password bit!

[@ianmcgregor576]

This is a masterpiece

[@poobface4218]

Rest in peace(s) Flip yap or yapflip. he will remain forever in our hearts

[@colesephhh9546]

2:37 is that griff and Simmons?

[@barbecuedbleach]

It would have been switched around

[@gothmommyrecords9830]

Thats Gus and Geoff

[@gameshark4240]

Is it just me or did the password marines sound like RvB characters...

[@deathrex007]

They are voiced by the same RvB voice actors

[@punic4045]

It's a RvB reference. There are a few of those throughout the Halo games past 2

[@leoslane2793]

2:23 had rvb included?! I love it.

[@cardnal44]

Rvb was also in the 3rd clip

[@Deadsphere]

"My orders are- GETITOFF" RIP, random Marine. You will be missed.

[@joedally1797]

F

[@ProGremlinPlayer]

5:46 the only part of halo 3 that aged considerably

[@shcdemolisher]

Pretty much, yeah!

[@theoddllamahorsecavepanda1818]

4:43 I'm not a doorknob ;----;

[@Cactus_fucker]

I love how sir Arthur connin doyals least favorite character is now a intergalactic hit that would’ve boiled his blood

[@zman-rf9md]

I love how these games went through development hell and they all have these amazing lines

[@funnoisyboy1322]

I love that church caboose grief and Simmons all are in this video

[@thelastfablefenix6927]

5:33 I didn't know caboose did voice work for halo 3

[@ur-didact1991]

Legends says that guy still didn't opened the door

[@biinerfiiner]

0:21 It'd be cool if you could mele the door and Chief says: "Open up." Then the door opens and the marine is let in.

[@amog8202]

(THUD) door has visible dent "Oh uh, ok, ok, just a second"

[@ThisFace]

This is possibly single most unique game dialogues I’ve ever heard. I still can’t believe this is a real thing.

[@benreynolds5433]

The marine saying "Whats the password" sounds like caboose. . Maybe he is.

[@halojoe1028]

It is

[@yourlocalarsonist2258]

3:49 okay, that was amazing lmfao