Halo 3 - Funny Dialogue 2

A second compilation for Halo 3 featuring funny lines/quotes that can be heard when the I Would Have Been Your Daddy (IWHBYD) skull is turned on, mainly including lines from Grunts, Elites, Brutes, and 343 Guilty Spark.
This video took me a considerable amount of time to edit in no small part due to my decision to add those bits of moving text to the video. In hindsight, that extra effort doesn't really add much to the video, but I did spend a lot of extra time on that, so I would very much appreciate it if you would like the video or commented on it; do so will help to get it seen by more people.
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[@1gbuzzin]

“Is this because of Reach” 🤣😢

[@MasterHall117]

*kills Him because of it*

[@trampolinebeam6157]

Yes ever sense Kat got killed by elites I have made sure all the elites I kill die slow and painfully.

[@MasterHall117]

Trampoline Beam cause she was sniped by one them Zealots that hunted Noble Team down... Nice and slow, then BLAMO SHOTGUN TO THE FACE! -Something Sarge would say

[@bigdaddybuttmaster69]

This hits differently before Halo Reach was released.

[@mastermonke1177]

MASTERHALL117 that was a field marshal. Sam done from the beginning “engaged” cutscene, and the one with the fuel rod after Emile is killed

[@xyro3633]

I like how the Elites are flattered by all the staring.

[@Nova-vk5qb]

I mean they are pretty damn good eye candy

[@zeus28frenzy]

@@Nova-vk5qb You my good sir. Ain't fuckin wrong

[@thomas4092]

To be fair it's to do with their culture if I remember correctly.

[@ArmandoMartinez-kr5gd]

When you have a race made up of sexy ass beings, you get used to the stares

[@konahigham6087]

The end one that leaves some room for sangheli and human hybrid relationship shit and that's some creepy lore

[@aidana.5342]

0:54 “Is it because of Reach?” Me: **Starts tearing up** “Yes.”

[@mastermonke1177]

Aidan A. Remember

[@ShadowcZ-pu9gl]

Always remember reach

[@aidana.5342]

Always

[@trampolinebeam6157]

Yes ever sense Kat got killed by elites I have made sure all the elites I kill die slow and painfully.

[@Sammie1053]

@@trampolinebeam6157 Call me sexist but Kat didn't sting nearly as hard as Emile.

[@edgycommunist4213]

"I shall name my next child after you" imagine how much it'd suck being an elite called John

[@maniandbeano]

😔

[@goku262002]

Or demon or Spartan.

[@lyinlion7q419]

Bow chicka bow wow

[@cheifkeith3831]

What about a brute named Craig?

[@captainkeyes9913]

Idk, to us John might sound boring and common. But to the elites it's very cool and interesting.

[@Pitatoes]

2:02 "I once killed a man in a tanzanian bar for looking at me this long... turns out he was blind... tragic really" 🤣

[@nicholasrodriguez4986]

Goddamn, I was not expecting that one. It was brutal.

[@dancingmonkey08]

Typical Nathan Fillion haha

[@failedrevolutionary9497]

Every single IWHBYD line is canon in my opinion.

[@deadleaves140]

its mr clean

[@thejfoshow1320]

iSevenWonders what does that stand for

[@jvkart]

@@thejfoshow1320 "I would have been your daddy" I think but I don't know.

[@thejfoshow1320]

Wegge is that like the original piece of funny Halo dialogue lol. Thanks though

[@jvkart]

@@thejfoshow1320 I'm pretty sure it was one of the names of one of the missions in combat evolved

[@combine1175]

4:32 "Let's go shoot some aliens!" *shoots dead alien* MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[@assuravalos666]

5:00 no...

[@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737]

Mission failed successfully.

[@4thdimensionai972]

"its mr clean" *stroke laugh intensifies.mp4*

[@redhalogaming7581]

4th broke wall

[@andrewbryden9360]

I wasn't ready

[@theratking3075]

The chief: Guilty spark: Are you looking at my ass? The chief: ......

[@SilverTheEditor]

Me: I didn't even know you had an ass...

[@217adaptiveperspective]

It's quite round.

[@beverlyarcher3744]

Me (staring at agents Washingtons butt): Hmm what somebody say something about butts?

[@JaWalrus]

4:09 "I am a crab, my claws will stab."

[@Nate-ms4be]

That's actually closer to the truth than you know

[@jackturner-bogdanzivojinov1385]

You're gonna kill me for saying this but... I am a crab, my claws will *D A B*

[@furrycow9263]

I believe he said jab actually

[@MeltedEarth]

Thats adorable for some reason

[@mrgrimm335]

I thought he said "my balls will dab" and was very scared

[@FilipGamer-ni8oe]

2:38 Spark speaking like Golum is terrifying

[@primarchkhas726]

It burns us

[@swack24]

funny enough he wants his "ring" back

[@purpleemerald5299]

swack24 And helps the other characters to get it, backstabs them, and promptly dies trying to get it back. XD

[@julioestrada3111]

Lots of parallels between the two characters

[@LungoScrungo]

@@swack24 bruh

[@LightningZetton]

"Is this because of reach?" Yeah the elites pretty much killed the entire nobel team, Emile and Six gets stabbed by elites, Kat got shot in the back of her head by an elite, and I'm sure the pilots of those banshees are elites that tried to kill carter

[@noobtime01]

Kat gets shot by a jackal in a phantom

[@zyphurite]

@@noobtime01 and to think she could've survived that shot if her shield generator hadn't failed at the time

[@mongoliandeathworm2994]

@@noobtime01 no it was the field Marshall,that you encounter in Winter Contingency and the Pillar of Autumn

[@CQBlitz0]

@@mongoliandeathworm2994 they just spawn in a needle from a rifle just outside the hole in the roof.

[@Bmuenks31]

@@noobtime01 no she got shot by the Field Marshall that attacked Jorge in Winter Contingency

[@Solomanon]

4:20 “Hang onto something! I’m not good at driving.” No no, he’s got a point.

[@Dr._Myth]

The gamer time and the gamer driving knowledge

[@yourstruly3678]

4:47 this is wholesome, and strangely adorable, I appreciate it.

[@YamzButIDontUploadHere]

Yes its has one in halo 2 as well

[@JoeKurr5]

Yours Truly_Gaming or just some funny dialogue, degenerate.

[@WrongNumber76]

1:52 this marine sounds adorable

[@Dan_om3]

Gotta protecc that adorableness

[@drakebalzer2098]

*Dude, shes like, so adorable, I cant. Im dying of her cuteness.*

[@lukethelegend6370]

@@Dan_om3 i never let the female marines die cause I'm a simp

[@re57k]

kthxbye

[@just_cade]

"This attention is provocative." THE ARBITER IS PRECIOUS.

[@grroppen2140]

343 breaks the 4th wall a marine breaks the 4th wall 4:48 the forbidden relationship 4:56 343 calls you a moron

[@a.stupid.idiot.]

2:52 I think 343 guilty spark broke the 4th wall

[@WhyTho525]

You're alive !

[@oldrelic2690]

I think some marines in this vid also broke the 4th wall

[@ReferredRhyme82]

0:48 product placement

[@huklo6331]

What this 4th wall mean I don't understand

[@pearsemolloy9656]

huklo dragon ball X its when a character breaks out of character and talks directly the player or the audience seemingly aware that they are there watching them basically

[@guywithgun6853]

1:35 In 2020, this grunt knows of social distancing, this grunt is a role model, be more like this grunt

[@keepwatch1434]

Shut up

[@premiereyeti]

Ye

[@Lionheart1188]

Don't be a drone.

[@entityw3974]

Quiet, Unggoy. -Said that one elite *cough cough* brute in halo 5

[@spartanwar1185]

I mean i don't mean to be a party crasher But i don't think anyone wants to be forced to become cannon fodder in a highly religious army where they're most likely going to die on the first engagement I'd probably come up with an excuse to flee too...

[@TheHappyGunner007]

4:28 Dang, Spark, I got enough people saying that in multiplayer! 😭

[@ZoruaMaster]

I swear every playthrough of this game gives you a new voiceline everytime. There's so many of them is it any wonder why people haven't gone through the game's files and uploaded them all?

[@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD]

There are some.

[@CKonYouTube]

Although this is a month ago, there is a site that uploads game files from console games. This included. Which actually this is where I got my voice lines for the one Aussie who said “I know this is a great game but...” and all that.

[@beverlyarcher3744]

I am devil btw literally it started in Halo on a new console and they called me devil brother and mother eventually joined the Devil name to like 2-5 months afterward

[@thegames4565]

@@CKonKZbin Although this is two years ago but How's the damn site called??

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

@@CKonKZbin Name of the site plz?

[@wl_x]

00:09 this Grunt sounds like Cartman

[@Phoenix-hd2qc]

Oh my god so true

[@chubbsreal]

"Haboodadabadoodough" - some random elite in halo 3 Those words really got to me

[@devonterminator2697]

and the elite saying have no feer i will cover the rear got me dead

[@HedgehogY2K]

2:38 OH YEAH! The Halo-RING is his precious. Lord of the RING and Halo RING. Oracle and Golem are alike.

[@Agustin_Leal]

*Gollum

[@Enkarashaddam]

You got it

[@HedgehogY2K]

@@Enkarashaddam The Ora-Golem.

[@ijustworkhere1008]

Me: *calling up broadband provider to fix internet issues* The Indian guy in tech support: 1:12

[@jessejive117]

Haha

[@AntiCaesarReal]

Hey German science also at 3:05

[@Dr_Decaf]

🤣🤣

[@-Raylight]

0:44 *_The longer Master Chief looks, the _**_-stronger-_**_ shinier it gets_* 2:38 _Gollum_ is that you?

[@datboigokumi6048]

The longer the Icon of Sin stays on Earth the stronger it becomes

[@dravengarcia8658]

@@datboigokumi6048 I didn't expect to find a doom eternal reference in a halo 3 video

[@monkeywitharifle3058]

1:30 Elite: Have no fear, I will cover the rear, HAHAHA! ha , ha...

[@ItzFoxUwU]

1:13 my teacher when reading my hand writing

[@JaniacTheHedgehog]

2:38 Why does this fit so well?

[@XPsychopathX]

He's just trying to get his ring back.

[@rockethero1177]

He’s obsessed with rings

[@alycat1073]

I've actually never heard of some of these oddly enough lol.

[@MasterHall117]

Ela Carleen turn the IWHBYD skull on and you will here em

[@EmeraldBayMovies]

Same. I've put probably 500 hours into the campaign alone and there's still hundreds of lines I haven't even heard.

[@superzilla784]

I had no idea about any of these lines. I always focused on getting to each mission objective and never really spent any time poking around for Easter eggs. I heard a few Grunt lines, but never any from the Elites and Marines

[@puddel9079]

@@EmeraldBayMovies here's one for you, I managed to crash a warthog through an area I had previously cleared. "Millions of miles, no traffic, and he STILL crashes!"

[@loganreed2775]

3:28 the best grunt line in all of the halo games

[@LiftYagami]

2:38 foreshadowing

[@userjames2009]

This ring is mine!

[@Maddog1911]

*smacks elite* “Is this because of reach?”

[@doodonstiltz6815]

2:04 is hilarious!

[@Dan_om3]

So many hilarious ones 🤣

[@giornogiovanna4293]

"That hirt my feelings. I have feeling?" Me: *ClapTrap Noises intesifies*

[@datboigokumi6048]

Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru

[@spartan4245]

1:55 when she takes her shirt off in front of you

[@Dr_Decaf]

Puneet Kumar I am dedddddd 🤣🤣

[@MrMysterious101]

1:12 he's spitting facts

[@yosefyonin6824]

Probably a super sophisticated insult considering he stole his fuel rod cannon

[@ALLTH3YW4NT3D]

1:37 “don’t run after him he’s got germs” *You WHAT?!*

[@drnugs3181]

Oh yeah it's big brain time

[@RuskySevmor]

He knows what's going to happen in 2020.

[@Fang-4FR]

No wonder confetti pops out of their heads (Grunt Birthday Party Skull)

[@thecatfather857]

Sin Lockheart Well, he died in the year 2552, maybe he heard about what happened to us back then.

[@theprepaintedcanvis3452]

3:58 possible rvb reference

[@AnakinSkywakka]

Shot gun's lap!

[@Boringbugfalo22]

@@AnakinSkywakka I just watched that

[@klidthelid8361]

Your not from America are you?

[@jetsnation14]

Simmons: F**k

[@xXbrokenvoidXx]

Y'know, it must actually be pretty intimidating to have Master Chief silently standing there staring at you.

[@jayailein]

Like you did something wrong

[@jonv.6213]

Hey chief... ... SAY SOMETHING YOUR BEING CREEPY ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@DoomieGruntVentures]

He's just standing there... meanacingly!

[@jordangill782]

These compilations are missing my favorite IWHBYD line. Fleeing Grunt: "It was wrong of me to shoot you, I see that now!"

[@paytonallen1027]

My personal favorite is when a grunt says to player two “because of YOU arbiter, my kids can’t get enough gas! Or nipple! How does THAT make you FEEEEEEL?!”

[@theEWDSDS]

@@paytonallen1027 but what about the legendary "I will love you a pet you a call you george!"

[@paytonallen1027]

@@theEWDSDS funny but not as wild

[@memelord1942]

0:25 I love how he's annoyed

[@glaciervalley5710]

This attention is provocative

[@flarezona9889]

Stop staring at me!

[@MeltedEarth]

"Its mr. Clean" that one got me not gonna lie. now that i think about it, i have a very bad memory but im sure that halo is the only game ive ever played that lets me have funny interactions with friendly and non friendly AI's

[@chazmitchell5696]

5:03 got me laughing the most

[@AJadedLizard]

Yeah but at the same time that's fucking terrifying.

[@RazordraacGaming]

Master Chief x Random elite - I ship it.

[@217adaptiveperspective]

I hereby dub him: Oro 'Zurom(ee)

[@crazy13alex]

@@217adaptiveperspective I love your OC monitor! And the now named Elite too!

[@RuskySevmor]

Which part was that?

[@theoriginalnumba1cook]

*everyday we stray further from god*

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

@@217adaptiveperspective Oh, nice, an OC, in, of all series, Halo, that isn't blasted at or made fun of like a lot of other video game OC's, usually some Sonic ones in my experience for some reason? 😠 I appreciate the color, rhyme, and number. It's a good foundation, using monitors as the base inspiration.

[@MasterHall117]

1:37 That aged well now has it, CORONAVIRUS!

[@curtisleblanc5897]

Guilty Spark: "A staring contest? You're in for some fun! " Isolation on Installation 04 was not good to him, huh? I kinda feel bad for him. :C

[@cyber_dragon_123]

He’s a robot. He can’t blink.

[@harvestercommander3250]

Apparently elites celebrate Christmas.

[@stopstealingmyname3452]

he attac he protecc but most importantly *H E I S A R E A L B O Y*

[@Huh-n1y]

this would have been better if you did the meme properly

[@TheLeaderofChannelgrid]

If i had reddit i would put you on r/murderedbywords

[@unoriginalperson72]

1:51 I've heard her before

[@amerukaide9893]

Steven Universe the one who can transform

[@gwgaming8405]

Which character tho ?

[@amerukaide9893]

@@gwgaming8405 the purple one i forgot the name

[@gwgaming8405]

@@amerukaide9893oh her i know who your talking about

[@lebrick79]

She sounds like Erica Lindbeck

[@JM-wo2bk]

"OH MY STARS AND GARDENS, THERE HE IS!" How poetic.

[@matthewbarrett8479]

1:12 "one word for you... haboodadabadough"

[@yellowandbluemakegreen3960]

Grunt: back to the nipple! Plasma grenade: explodes Me: 😂

[@boofis8953]

1:14 Nobody: Me trying to learn a language:

[@alycat1073]

Now this is why I miss Halo. I need to play it again.

[@assuravalos666]

4:47 Awww UwU ♡

[@just_cade]

So wholesome

[@hughmungis4969]

Isn’t there an elite in halo 2 that confesses his love too? And is this the response that the elite from halo 2 has been waiting years for??

[@assuravalos666]

In halo 5 there are two dead elites holding hands. 😭

[@JoeKurr5]

Åres 「」 no

[@captainkeyes9913]

Please go away

[@zandrmandr8300]

I love how the secret grunt of CE created a running joke about a food nipple.

[@Koppu1doragon]

Running joke about a food nipple? It's not really a joke, it''s canon, well maybe a canon joke. Grunts are fed a nutrient sludge by sucking on a mechanical nipple.

[@J_C_CH]

2:38 I just watched Guilty Spark perform a Gollum impression. My life is complete.

[@TomDarkwulf87]

In the barracks in the bunker on Earth, the group of Brutes that are holding the Marine up by the neck, if you stick one of them, another will shout "He was my lover!"

[@attilathehun5067]

"I shall name my next child after you!" De'mon.

[@blueravenvg]

The line at about 4:13 is "I am a crab. My paws go grab"

[@Dr_Decaf]

Claws*

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

4:09 he's saying "I am a crab, my claws will jab"

[@Dr_Decaf]

Yes

[@mattbehindthewheel6901]

3:38 is a reference to Full Metal Jacket when Pvt. Pyle kills SGT. Hartman

[@TheCopyNinja733]

2:04 He sounds like Buck.

[@XanderNotZander]

He does a few lines in the cutscenes where truth takes over the screens aswell, pretty neat

[@Whiteythereaper]

@Nicky Honings all of the ODSTs had lines in 3 besides Dare. Mickey, Dutch, Romeo, all of them are marine voices on top of Nolan North being in both games as well (the Colonel in Uplift Reserve for ODST.)

[@Manas_Choudhary]

"Is this because of Reach?" 💀🤣

[@ADHD_God5489]

"Have no fear, I will clover the rear!" Is going to be a new line in my personal 2021 journal.

[@lancecurry7538]

1:08 - *"I told him I wanted more money -- AHHHHHHHH-HUR!!!"*

[@Jorasaurus]

4:10 "I am a crab, my claws will dab"

[@ReferredRhyme82]

*grab

[@rustyman863]

@@ReferredRhyme82 *stab

[@EmeraldBayMovies]

"You suck reclaimer" This one got a good laugh out of me

[@someguy._.]

1:14 Haboodadabadoodough 🤣

[@ArctrooperHavoc]

It translates to snowballs

[@primemachine146]

Holy shit 0:54, elite says “is this because of reach” didn’t even know that they said this, it’s cool they put this in the game

[@MajinMist603]

1:14 Twomad moment .

[@cyanlegacy8291]

*“Dear diary.. a creepy giant stared at me today, and I didn’t like it as much as I thought I would.”*

[@aerogenin7144]

//The longer you look, the shinier I get.// I think we found Samuel’s Hayden’s grandfather.

[@saviourfade6849]

1:50 is incredibly cute

[@JBGaming1324]

0:01 Some dude: “Shots” Drone: That hurt’s my feeling’s Oh my god i have feelings? Im a real Boy! “Shessshh he’s flexing on his brother’s”

[@SABREMUSIC]

0:59 & 3:05 Bruh, he sounds like Simon Cowell 😂

[@SirPwnington]

Jonathan Ross

[@Textbook1]

I loved this videos forever ago, now that they're back I'm laughing at all the dumb dialogue again.

[@dixienormus5868]

those grunts talk like the defective turrets in Portal 2

[@satkam_]

4:09 Grunt: "I am a crab, my balls you'll grab!"

[@treystinson4116]

"Ow, that hurt my feelings! Oh my God, I have feelings??? I'm a real boy!" "A staring contest? You're in for some fun." "The longer you look, the shinier I get! It's Mr. Clean." "You're pissing me off. *Oh my.* I didn't know I had cursing in my vocal structure!" "Bullets do not grow on perennial wooden plants." *"Y e s , m y p r e c i o u s"* "Maybe you should try playing on... *Easy"* "Is my hat on crooked?" "Are you looking at my ass?" "Do you think bullets grow on trees?" "You suck, reclaimer!" "Oh, I see!" *"You're a moron!"*

[@zerenta12]

4:55 is nobody going to talk about the portal reference

[@Ivy-MA5467]

That's what I said

[@Menefeststationlabs]

​@@Ivy-MA5467 Bro halo 3 came out in 2007 portal 2 came out in about 2013

[@smoothwaffle8047]

"Are you looking at my ass?" -guilty spark 4:13 I cracked up

[@aaronwilliams7988]

One elite was gonna make moves on chief after this mission 😂

[@Solomanon]

3:54 “Bad guy, 12 o’ clock!” “Is anybody wearing a WATCH?”

[@THEENDLESSNIGHTMARE-wk1dv]

GRUNT: NO I DON'T WHAT TIME EVEN IS IT!?

[@dextro1179]

"Is this because of reach?" "No, 'cause it's a little humid-OF COURSE IT'S BECAUSE OF REACH!"

[@ninboy01]

“I am a crab. My claws will grab.” - Unggoy battle cry heard during the battle for Earth c. 2552.

[@BansheeHallow]

It never occured to me that Guilty Spark had such good lines in this game

[@lizardlegend42]

2:38 Oh my God that's a good reference. Because what's the thing Spark is really possessive over? A ring.

[@valerie1125]

0:44 died of laughter.

[@boomstar1564]

"Don't run after him it's got germs!" -Mood 2020

[@samguilford97]

1:08 told him I wanted more money "UAGH!!" Arbiter- "Have I, miss understood some human custom?"

[@volt42re]

“Are you looking at my ass?” I DID NOT EXPECT THAT FROM SPARK HOLY SHIT I’M DYING

[@kyleryounge4609]

4:07 I'm pretty sure the grunt said my claws will clamp after he said he is a crab

[@agenda3854]

I love how the Arbiter has the same voice as the best Disney Villain

[@fc_gaming3196]

1:55 is now my new favorite halo quote

[@lonelystarboy]

0:38 This Guy 😂😂 4:09 lol what? 5:01 im shoooook 😳

[@Zee_Artsz]

the 0:38 guy is doing a Christopher Walken impression.

[@greateagle2076]

5:01 Yup That's a gay elite.

[@greateagle2076]

Wait nvm it's a brute.

[@feywildheart2878]

I mean, it's also coming from mr "HE WAS MY LOVER! "

[@Jebus678]

*"Oh, i see. You're a Moron."* Fucking classic.

[@Niko_The_Gamer]

5:02 oh god..

[@nathnull8523]

Cant believe I missed so many of these