Guy Finds Mouse on His Car Dashboard | The Dodo

[@sonicledgend]

“Don’t give birth on my dash” never thought I’d hear those words in that order.

[@ShigekiHizashi]

What makes this even funnier is that those are testicles

[@snaz27]

What order did you expect those word to be said? "Don't dash my birth on give"? XD

[@duskdoesdumbstuff471]

Yup

[@justafan6535]

sonicledgend same

[@littleptatchclateuwu5199]

@@ShigekiHizashi no a rats male ones are SMALLER she's just pregnant and hiving birth

[@mr_jalapeno_ancient]

Normal person: "Get out of my car" This guy: "Here is a french fry as an offering"

[@alfianfahmi5430]

*GET OUT OF MY CAR, NOW!*

[@alantonix213]

Mouse: "Have you heard of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?"

[@luxnoctis4730]

*GeT oUt Me CaR*

[@GeneralBullworth]

Mr_Jalapeno youtube It’s no normal offering! It’s a peace offering!

[@emilycondor3987]

I have three pet mice ,i dont get why people fear thim 😂

[@inno-cent-1]

This guy is scared and mad . But he's polite

[@heykalopsia__]

Hows he mad? Just scared

[@asiansareraisins7582]

# because the mouse won't get in the bag and is annoying him

[@asiansareraisins7582]

Its Actually Cherry because it won't get in the bag and it's really annoying / stressing him out I think

[@Wtb_skill]

Canadian?

[@1ksubsforaegg577]

I am like that I would probably do that too

[@earthangel7958]

Adorable mouse! Thank you for not hurting or killing it.

[@strongpowerthankyou5929]

*_"do not give birth on my dAAASH!"_* THIS IS HILARIOUS

[@rhiannanthomas1639]

Especially considering I'm pretty sure that's a male... rat balls really are that big so I'm pretty sure mice balls are, too...

[@majamiameier7870]

It’s a boy anyway

[@Miss_Distress]

@@rhiannanthomas1639 yuuup!

[@deannabronner5740]

I made it 1k likes your welcome

[@isaacgonzalez7614]

aru :3 it’s not pregnant it’s a bot fly 😂

[@eppie8916]

This is the most chaotic rescue I have ever witnessed. edit: for everyone commenting ‘this isn’t a rescue’. thanks 😀 i’m aware. what do you want me to call it a mission? it’s getting annoying.

[@ThomasOwOD]

You could say it was DESPAIR inducing

[@eppie8916]

Thotius The Mad JgsbaoAhahjsisgwg

[@kalinatankova3578]

Yeah, my hair almost fell out

[@Browneyezish]

Lemon Toots Right!!!

[@aquisuii]

@@ThomasOwOD Why do I keep finding people like you..?

[@duckie4655]

"Come on, get in the bag. GET IN THE BAG" Sounds like a kidnapper

[@careliz]

😀😁😂😂😂

[@lonerindisguise21]

No, It's when he says: "It's safe in there~ You'll be fine in there~" 😂😂

[@kiraraandfamily]

Maybe that is why the mouse did not get in the bag. 😂

[@ejsjjwbshwshsb2639]

It sounds more like Pewdiepie, GET IN THE BUCKET

[@salthesalmonshark6849]

Nebby

[@complicated6705]

This man- “YOU CAN KEEP THE FRENCH FRY” “he’s stareing straight into my soul, But I have a f r e n c h f r y”

[@megalegalo]

DO NOT FOVE BIRTH IN MY DAAAASH

[@parisstudios3]

I love how he went “YOU CAN KEEP THE FRENCH FRY” at the end

[@BellaBella-fq9xb]

😂😂😂

[@Punisher6791]

i bet after he said that you could hear tires squealing

[@tiefseehase9503]

I would keep the mouse :)

[@m1kh4n]

The mouse was cute even tho I don't like mice😂

[@TCBE]

1kth like

[@danianimations895]

"He's staring into my soul,i have a frenchh fry with me,i will give him this french fry as a peace offering"😂

[@Alowne00]

They were at war on the same vessel, straight up but at the end of the day diplomacy won

[@life-of-the-partylaura5159]

That French frie was his only hope🤣🤣

[@user-pz5ck9vc7h]

911: What's the emergency? This guy: A mouse has taken me hostage.

[@Turkey.Sandwich]

Oh my god lol this comment NEEDS more likes 😂

[@livewireOrourke]

@@Turkey.Sandwich I agree lmao

[@Aychey]

@@Turkey.Sandwich ikr lol

[@BULL3TMAN150]

Gold

[@anothermiddleschoolburnout8816]

SWAT team : *Bursts in*

[@luceleaf]

the way he sounded like a guy who is probably decent in an arm wrestle game but is terrified of a mouse who is 30 times smaller than him is hilarious yet sweet at the same time 😂

[@CaptainData-gp4qm]

More like 300 times smaller or more!

[@OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro]

That's ME! I would absolutely FREAK OUT!🤯😂

[@jaclynpavlica69]

I bet you’re dead on 💪🏽😩😂

[@alejandroperez5368]

Do you think that mouse weighs 2.5kg? LOL

[@ConstantChaos1]

I'm honestly surprised he didn't have the warewithall to deal with it, open door, slowly shoo the mouse toard said open door that simple

[@TheStephanbirk]

And the oscar for the best short film this year goes to .... "You can keep the french fry !"

[@emivu.]

FriendOfTheCats i’m surprised you have a lot of likes, yet no comment!

[@goku445]

That was honestly better than most movies these days.

[@cindyaraya7317]

FriendOfTheCats, Bwahahahahaha! Agree!

[@jekyllreynold6537]

if this does not become a meme, i'm gonna riot

[@lilbeto7943]

Imagine he looks back up and he sees like 10 more mice just chilling on his dashboard

[@grandshadowseal]

There would have been if it gave birth! Edit one year later I've realised it's a male mouse so no need to correct me 😅

[@n.p.cocabean6229]

No not the mice, not the mice!! Ahhhhh!

[@FacitOmniaVoluntas.]

killergame mice*

[@Kssav]

*mice

[@knightjvor7428]

*mices

[@SteveHarrignton]

“NO DONT GIVE BIRTH ON MY DAAASSSH”.....” YOU CAN KEEP THE FRENCH FRIE”

[@mwsldkdldldlldflelleldlele5053]

😂😂😂😂

[@greenmonster9913]

Kirby The heart stealer The funny thing is that it's a male. Lol

[@greenmonster9913]

Eddie Rojas Wrong

[@lightningmcgeequeen8091]

@Eddie Rojas i can't tell if you're kidding or you really think thats a female

[@Network126]

@Eddie Rojas Seriously, those are his balls. I've had lots of pet mice.

[@The_Darkest1]

I wish I had come across this video a long time ago. It has totally made my day. We need more compassionate people like this in the world. I'm glad the little mouse got to keep her French fry 😂

[@marylupe11]

“U CAN KEEP THE FRENCH FRY!” Killed me😂😂😂😂

[@saloni22815]

Exactly 😍😍🤣🤣🤣

[@graceadk1934]

Same😂

[@VeganMotorcyclePilot]

LOL also people please NEVER buy GLUE Traps and petition to have those cruel things removed. Also bait traps (arsenic) poisons wildlife and cats that may eat them while also being slow-cruel deaths that leaves orphans (ive found some baby mice near death in a park near us as a result)

[@vijay-y5q]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marylupe11]

Star bux I just found it funny

[@stopyourmadness7181]

Hearing a grown man say “Please don’t jump on me I will freak out,” to a mouse made my day.

[@gundam0039]

Dude those things carry serious diseases

[@limonadd8252]

I dont think it's the mouse in itself, it's because of the diseases yeah

[@PervonHarke]

soy

[@PervonHarke]

Gundam 00 then he can desinfect his whole car.

[@limonadd8252]

@@PervonHarke and his hand XD

[@assassinnalu_616]

This guy's humor and struggle made my day

[@klpecoraro4]

Same it was so good

[@iluvcookies6601]

Mine too, it was soooooo funny

[@YujiTheStrawberry]

Yeah😂😂

[@VelkanAngels]

Agreed, it was so light-hearted and innocent. :')

[@RTU130]

Ye

[@FromOliverHart]

She’s a scared little baby. They are truly misunderstood creatures I wish people would give mice more of a chance. The most intelligent and loving creatures I’ve ever seen

[@ramireza6904]

Their brain is smaller then a pea...

[@coc0n8t]

Imagine if she gave birth already and when you look back at the dashboard you see like 5 mice chilling like "Sup dude, where's mom?"

[@kendallbergstrom]

Those were testicles, not a baby lol

[@cocochanelly5193]

Yea! That would have been hilarious! Who knows maybe they already did! The whole family is in dudes car! And DAD’s like wtf, I just got kicked outta my home! 😞 🐁

[@totallyrealspiderman]

"sup, got some more fries?"

[@narwalmations]

"I see your eye on her. Back off"

[@janitor4jesus944]

Lololol!!!!

[@PhoebeFayRuthLouise]

That little mouse totally chose the right car! What a sweet guy to tell the mouse they can be friends and to make sure the mouse gets on the ground safe with the french fry!

[@octo.lina69]

Even though the mouse didn't understand a word he said😅

[@jennifercali2887]

Plot twist......He runs the mouse over when he leaves

[@DHSNAKE]

PhoebeFay RuthLouise why do you care? You are a cat! You would eat that thing in two seconds.

[@DHSNAKE]

Jennifer cali I actually thought that too. All that time spent to try to getting it out only to drive over it!

[@alltimedreamer8073]

I guarantee if it would have jumped on him all hell would have broke loose.

[@star_struck3836]

“YOU CAN KEEP THE FRENCH FRY!”

[@MissChoksondik90]

I was waiting for it to jump right back into the car with him.😂😂

[@star_struck3836]

@@MissChoksondik90 HAHA Never thought of that

[@MissChoksondik90]

@@star_struck3836 It was too cold out there...Plus it had someone to feed it ffs all day, just to keep it happy. Why wouldn't he? Lol

[@sweetest_fatemel1700]

Star_Struck 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thyNag]

As a offer for peace

[@renee8543]

I learned not to be afraid of mice and rats a while ago. But I wouldn't let one crawl into my hand! You are braver than you sound, man! (Because we couldn't see you.) That was way cool. You were able to humanely get rid of the mouse, less one french fry. I love videos of brave and compassionate people. Thank you.

[@CatsAreCool_XD]

This comment needs more likes

[@bunninsula5849]

Not really compassionate to throw the equivalent of a human baby into the cold wilderness.

[@anamairy_k]

@@bunninsula5849 What was he supposed to do? That's a wild animal. One he is scared or not fond of too. If he took it, people would complain that it belongs into the wild. And how is that equivalent of a human baby?

[@bunninsula5849]

@@anamairy_k These animals are mentally equal to human babies (iq-wise and emotionally), and are *very* vulnerable. Why do you think the mouse went into their car to begin with? For shelter from the elements... now they're as good as dead. I wish he at least gave the mouse to someone who'd be willing to care for it.

[@SherLock55]

@@bunninsula5849 Wrong, mice are actually incredibly hardy creatures, they can tolerate extreme hot and cold weather, they can survive in almost any environment and are very independent from young ages. Stop anthropomorphising you have no idea what you're talking about.

[@Lu-dm7rn]

"YOU CAN KEEP THE FRENCH FRY!" HSHAHAUHA.. that was the best part!!

[@nom7688]

Yep

[@tantibusdraws6165]

“Don’t you dare give birth on my dashboard” Words that will never be forgotten.

[@eddyalonso-manzanero9700]

True dat

[@lynderherberts2828]

Especially when its a boy.

[@popsicIes]

@@lynderherberts2828 *Mpreg mouse*

[@What.The.Chell_lol]

especailly bc it was just the mouses huge nut sack lmfao

[@tiatokkesdal1745]

Pregnant or poop?

[@djkb125]

I love this so much He is clearly a caring guy that doesnt want to hurt small animals but he still has to wrestle with his fear of being attacked by a mouse (understandable considering the plagues) I love this guy

[@eastahbunbun]

it's a shame we don't know who the guy is. and that he's probably taken judging by the ring.

[@popsicIes]

@@slightlyevolved For a domestic mouse, yes. But this is a wild mouse, which is a lot more unpredictable.

[@idontwannabehereanymore4893]

I wish everyone cared like him there would be no animal abuse then

[@crustydog1666]

@@slightlyevolved . It looks like deer mouse. I could be wrong. They've been known to carry the Hanta Virus. I would be spraying the inside of the car with disinfectant, after the mouse vacated the premises.

[@crustydog1666]

@@popsicIes That's right. Makes me think of Monty Python's the Holy Grail with the killer rabbit.

[@Alteori]

Pretty sure the swollen part is the mouse's ballsack lol. Def not a female. LOL Still a hilarious video. On another note that mouse was REALLY tame omg. They are usually very shy. I think it's been fed by humans before or he was just real hungry or he knew you were more scared of him lol

[@olliemoth]

As somebody who has owned pet rats… definitely a boy, but this is hilarious.

[@yeetem2124]

I never thought someone would say “get in the bag” to a mouse

[@ILive2Rescue]

Yeetem 212 😂 😂

[@arnowisp6244]

Nebby?

[@SWog617]

I never thought someone would call a mouse a "woman".

[@matthewdoucette207]

SWog 😂

[@nedwulff6196]

I smiled when the guy said, *'He's looking straight into my SOUL."*

[@Cart00nist101]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Anon3]

BuT i hAVe A frEnCH fRy hErE

[@purplemelon568]

Why?¿

[@pidovethebirb1774]

𝙄𝙩𝙨 𝙨𝙖𝙛𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚!

[@rahkiahjohnson2842]

"He lovvvvvesssss the marinara,........... Now we're going to take it from him!" LMAOOOOOO

[@redundantchannels8154]

Dreams crushed lmbo

[@kira-cm6eh]

Skyler's Animations laugh my balls off? Lol

[@redundantchannels8154]

No, laugh my butt off XD

[@foreverealm]

This guy is hysterical. Thank you for being kind and gentle.

[@goulash64]

What a sweet guy. Any man who treats animals with this much respect and care is a good man.

[@borderlineiq]

Respect? More like terror. He could have put the mouse out from the end of the door had he simply used his hand.

[@daryeusford9696]

You can clearly tell by his actions that he didn't want to touch it and I don't blame him you never know what rodents may have these days. Although he was nice to it most people would of just kill the this or step on it.

[@drats1279]

Guy? Man? sounds more like a frightened 5 year old little girl.

[@TheLicktysplitz]

To the people hating on this dude have you not heard of hantavirus and rabies I wouldn't want to touch it either you can get sick he's nice enough not to just try to like smack it out with the bag or something he's considerate either way.

[@lookmomnohands0391]

Camas man....you are a MASSIVE D bag

[@KnightSlasher]

I see that the new ratatouille movie got better graphics, it almost looks like real life.

[@Sleppa_95]

Rattaoutile life action version

[@alexh2152]

Lol

[@laurafeher9694]

3D version no glasses required

[@maryannchan8630]

LOL XD

[@joanadams7014]

Technology these days man!

[@Bri_eeze07]

The narrating is great 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “ he’s staring in to my SOUL”

[@Browneyezish]

B A B Y H O R S E T H E G O D 😂😂

[@ahsokatano3310]

😂👍

[@rosstihh2220]

🤣😂😂

[@arnowisp6244]

"You can keep the french fry!"

[@irenelopez796]

Guy: You want the french fry.... Guy: You NEEEED the french fry

[@rida7014]

"I will give him a French fry as my offering." This human is amazing.

[@jaydanc3081]

Mouse: Finally leaves car Bald Eagle that was watching the entire time: It’s free real estate

[@lilialalia4836]

😂🤣

[@copycat7685]

You mean it's gonna scream: "MURICA!"

[@m00shmallow81]

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

[@streetvybzswag1.067]

I was think the same thing the entire time

[@userxsjksls]

Well that got dark...

[@XenilaVanilla]

“Yes he likes the marinara” *”He loooooooves the marinara”*

[@PlagueDocling]

"you want the french fry..." "you *NEEEEEEED* the french fry"

[@GhosthoundYT]

Hehe boii

[@gifford1984]

Its a SHE mouse

[@kashregester3974]

@@gifford1984 nope the big things at his but r balls lol

[@alfemarie9116]

hahaha

[@GSAlchemy]

This man is too cute! I was tickled this whole video. He is so relatable 😂🥰

[@cindykq8086]

This is hilarious. "Don't give birth on my dashboard"--dude, that's a ballsack, he's a boy. I'm glad the guy wasn't going to kill the mouse, though. ♡

[@dirkauditore8413]

Lmaoo

[@em-ft4zo]

“You want the french fry” “You *NEED* the french fry” Now that’s a mood

[@hellokittyx_x_x]

my brain to me when i'm on a diet

[@sirandrelefaedelinoge]

Try again in English

[@janitor4jesus944]

Lololol!!!!!

[@chronicles2613]

@@sirandrelefaedelinoge that was in English though? Smh

[@aidensikai3861]

Why 666

[@slyreject8370]

Mouse: "Exist" Me giving it my food so it can leave: *"It's a small price to pay for salvation"*

[@slyreject8370]

@Serena_FairyTailGacha YASSSSSSS! Endgame jokes are great

[@alantonix213]

"How much did it cost you?"

[@pixels303at-odysee9]

And right after he drives off, a bird from the sky eats the mouse.

[@slyreject8370]

@@alantonix213 My food

[@slyreject8370]

@@pixels303at-odysee9 "Balanced, as all things should be"

[@jenniferann6956]

That mouse 🐭 is so pretty!!! 😍❤️ Thank you for helping this little sweetheart! 🥰🥰🥰🐭❤️❤️❤️

[@RLC302]

That is a young male deer mouse who's possibly.starving and / or dehydrated. He's pretty desperate to be so friendly toward you.. Mice are very cool little creatures. Thanks for being so kind to HIM!

[@Max-dz2ux]

@Dank Dank look @ the balls at the base of the tail

[@shadowcreature7598]

Dank Dank nah he’s just got impressive balls

[@50magnum805]

I think it’s full of diseases and parasites must be discarded

[@blakemama]

He definiteliy had testes. Boy mouse. Good job on negotiating his release!

[@mimesthaisilva8321]

Dank Dank, have you ever heard of boys’ parts and girls’ parts? ;)

[@peachydel1693]

“You want the French fry” “You *NEED* the French fry” **me when im hungry**

[@maggiemccauslin1084]

😂😂😂

[@rowlet576]

YOU LOVE THE FRENCH FRY

[@mbxoc954]

I love this Belgian fry

[@jupitersmoon3033]

“He likes the marinara. He LOVES the marinara.” 😂

[@Ldancingcat]

That was hilarious 😂.

[@smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268]

Sooo SAUCE?

[@Mikiluvsu]

Lmfao

[@loriannaliut_t6601]

"now we will take it from him!"

[@nikkiwoo9000]

It's a woman is having ball of a baby

[@janajacoby3391]

I will never understand why people can be afraid of a mouse! They're literally the cutest small and innocent animals you could imagine! ❤️🐁❤️

[@Chaeyoungsblossoms]

Maybe because they can give you plague

[@joeyhernandez6954]

No offense but they could carry SERIOUS diseases

[@valentapaxman]

​@@joeyhernandez6954 and they can also chew through wires in the car causing serious and annoying problems.

[@joeyhernandez6954]

@@valentapaxman yea mouses are kinda annoying if u think about it

[@HiThisIsMine]

@@valentapaxman - you’re afraid of mice because they can chew through wires and cause problems?

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

*_This dude acting like he is making a deal with the devil_*

[@FacelessCrowd]

Please my lord take my offering! *A FRENCH FRY??* Yup

[@Leorhit]

@@FacelessCrowd Guy: But it's god Marinara on it! Devil: Oh fine i take it.

[@ysa_cheb]

Rat:*moves* Man:thinks it is saying *I WILL END YOU*

[@Gloominesss]

lets get this comment to 666 likes! :D

[@ray224k2]

Its 999 likes..not gonna break it

[@galaxycrusher3140]

“He likes the marinara” “He LOVES the marinara” “Now were going to TAKE it from him” This dude... is freaking hilarious 😂

[@thegolden_golum22yt32]

Galaxy crusher: resays what the guy said in the video(a few minutes later) realizes she would say the same thing if she was in the same position taking a video.

[@galaxycrusher3140]

the goldengolem22{YT} Correcto! I’m not making fun of him though, if that’s what you’re thinking! 😅 My comment was just to say how funny and quirky this guy is! Sorry for the misunderstanding!

[@Syiepherze]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[@thegolden_golum22yt32]

@@galaxycrusher3140 otay! I didnt get the notification that you replied intel Shak pherze had writed a comment.

[@willowdadeer5707]

timestamp pls

[@wowtaser4473]

Mouse probably afraid so much because there is a human like 100x bigger than him. The man: dO nOT BiTE mE

[@fubukifangirl]

He doesn't act afraid. Most mice won't approach a human, even if they are holding food.

[@MilkAndSugar16]

Bites can be dangerous since the mouse can carry diseases.

[@OldHoboManYouTube]

@Nicki B exactly

[@harlandona9115]

Nicki B ever heard of satire?

[@Czesnek]

When non gamers doesn't understand the reference.

[@anukp7955]

Normal person: picks it up with a napkin or something This guy: HeReS a FrEnCH fRy As A pEaCe OfFeRrInG

[@spacheco92]

Omg this 4 min video is better than the majority of movies released in the past 10 years

[@smileitsjustagame2937]

Right I was entertained it was suspenseful, sweet, and comedic!

[@oaktree7441]

smile it's just a game Totally😊, my hand was on my mouth in suspense the whole time. The mousie was so cute & the guy. I wish they stayed together.

[@discodan1002]

Indeed!

[@jonjb4025]

Steph P. Lmao truth

[@daryeusford9696]

I know it was better then John wick 3

[@DannyBandit_09]

“Yeah, you want the french fry. You need the french fry.” Indeed

[@DannyBandit_09]

This mouse knows what’s good

[@hypnoticdreams6918]

"Yes, he likes the marinara, he loves the marinara, now we're gonna take it from him, it was just a tease lil buddy" lmfaooo He does know that those are big boy mouse balls

[@demoncyborg5458]

@Nadia Blue noPe Those are his balls man.

[@alsocupcakes8885]

[@demoncyborg5458]

@@alsocupcakes8885 same with my guinea pig

[@seanp9157]

Rodents have the biggest testicles of all mammals, relative to body size.

[@theendoftheworldasweknowit9894]

That poor little mouse. I hope she found a warm, safe place.

[@KCsFunHouse]

😂🤣 “he’s looking straight into my soul”, I must give peace offering!

[@toxicatedinsanity728]

was anybody else waiting for tht mouse to jump on him when he said "please dont jump on me i will freak out XDDD

[@Mikushark]

Yes

[@Mikushark]

I was just waiting for it to jump on him too

[@ezwayocho8296]

🙋 I really wanted him to🐀 🤣

[@debramartinez8406]

Raven Thomas me😁

[@yorickwestendorp1521]

yup :P

[@purrrrson]

OMG, that super swollen backside was actually a pair of testicles, LOL! Too funny!!

[@PhilJLF]

LOL 😂

[@yirato1981]

Ikr?? I laughed my ass off when he referred it as a female.

[@Boba_And_Scusi]

Sweet, kind-hearted and pretty dang funny 😂 ❤

[@crissgerwing1704]

Oh my...made my morning. Such a gentle man and sweet mouse! Everything doesn't have to be killed.

[@lathafalls7675]

Criss Gerwing yes thank u Amen save all animals

[@bababooey3534]

Are you sure? I like eating yak.

[@antitheticaldreamgirl_]

@@lathafalls7675 except mosquitoes

[@R4e0fsunshine]

dude, that mouse won't last a second after he drives off

[@midnights2631]

The mouse picked the perfect car. The guy was really kind and hilarious!

[@MarinoTarot]

This mouse was taught well by his parents: "Never get into a strangers bag!"

[@scruffyleartist]

This is the kind of suspense and tension I require from Netflix. 😁

[@云朵狗]

Do not give BIRTH on my DAAAAAAASH That's so wierd ;)

[@BiscuitsAndGravy4U]

Not so much. They crawl into cars sometimes to do that.

[@alexisramirez3608]

@@BiscuitsAndGravy4U yeah they do that ;-;

[@DinPlayzRBLX]

ur profile picture makes me think you are the child of that mouse

[@rebeccaluvs1077]

*weird

[@d0gbonezz]

I have a rat and can confirm they don’t get pregnant like that. That’s their balls XD

[@pinkieblu4u449]

But why are they so huge hahaha XD XD

[@loveleyfruit586]

Ik I have 3 and there all boys XD

[@blkeclipsel2400]

@@pinkieblu4u449 When you're living in a world of giant predators and contraptions designed specifically to kill you - you have to own a huge pair of balls .

[@achyarfauzan4880]

@@blkeclipsel2400 for what XD

[@Baandera-]

@@achyarfauzan4880 so you have the guts to go out and look for food cause bascially everythings a threat

[@vera2064]

Him: Yes yes yes yes **evil voice** get in the bag it’s safe in there

[@oogle_Boogle455]

I love this

[@christendsouza5845]

*Yare Yare*

[@quitehonestlyburning6685]

*Daze*

[@gaybutnotthatgay]

*yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare yare bah tchê*

[@ciampooh]

Adorable! Thanks for being a good guy 🥰

[@hannie_solhee]

0:22 Man: *HES LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO MY--* ME: *"EYE--"* MAN: *SOUL* ME: *WUT THE--*

[@billylionisnotagoat]

gold

[@chiating949]

Purfect

[@alexa-bx7bw]

“Now we can be friends” *Proceeds to put the mouse in a bag and yeets it out of the window*

[@anapeglar4602]

Does not seem to want him as a friend lmao

[@puimso]

I’m sure he didn’t yeet the mouse out of the window-

[@moogi3105]

It's surprisingly disappointing that it's 2019 and people still use the term 'yeet'. What has this world revolved to now....

[@puimso]

アニガシAnigashi still heard a bunch of people saying “yeet” xD

[@moogi3105]

@@genericname8727Yes it is but I find it very cringe though....

[@CeliMe007]

So intense lol! His narration made everything 100x funnier🤣

[@nicolemonrue]

This is when you know you have no friends, when you start recording a mouse and talking to it and giving it food

[@tarantulady8565]

You can keep the french fry… I died.😂🤣💀

[@indacut4227]

R.I.P. bro

[@roxans5853]

Same. That was too funny.

[@tharunaushad]

XDD

[@thedarkecho5657]

TarantuLady Nice Profile Pic.... 💀....

[@ayea28]

"She's pregnant look at her swollen belly!" Oh honey...he's not pregnant.

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

I wish I could give more than one thumbs up to a comment

[@ThanhLe-vm6fr]

Julia Krueger it not a she it a he and that is his BALL

[@ThanhLe-vm6fr]

Julia Krueger yeah that where his ball at

[@ThanhLe-vm6fr]

Julia Krueger yeah i know but the male also have that

[@jordan-gx8ij]

I wish u could see dislikes on a comment

[@bones1026]

“Her hind side is SUPER swollen!” Um my dude that’s uh.. not a pregnant mouse..

[@loveleyfruit586]

I have 3 male rats...I can definitely tell you it's not a preg girl

[@bumblebea1384]

lili Gaming They’re his balls

[@wasabispoop924]

100th like

[@jaden2x484]

I think that’s a parasite

[@moogi3105]

Either it's a bot fly or that mice has been jerking waaay too off...

[@laurafromny9283]

OK, just SO hysterical .... heart-warming, yet upsetting at the same time?!!

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

I love how this dude is trying to reassure himself more than the mouse itself. Edit: Thanks for saving my comment and not letting it drown in the sea of comments here.

[@amon6109]

Well mice can usually be as filthy as rats. If he was unlucky one bite could contract some pretty nasty infection or worse case scenario a disease. So yea i would be careful when handling a wild mouse too.

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

@@amon6109 Yeah, but I think he was worried beyond that.

[@eleonora4649]

Np budd lol

[@lindsay2817]

@@jamesbizs someone's feeling a little edgy

[@th4th1lol222]

@@jamesbizs you just mad because your comment got lost 😂🤭🤭

[@heathenwolf4997]

BTW it is a *boy* mouse, I had pet rats before, that was his balls, not a "swollen belly" 😂

[@gundam0039]

Lol, dude had 🐁 balls dragged across his hand.

[@SshivamKhopkar]

Absolutely correct!

[@heathenwolf4997]

@@gundam0039 Yes, yes he did lol

[@freddybigs10]

If those are his balls, they are massively disproportionate in size compared to that of humans.

[@TandaSandaBanda]

Wtf

[@TrickyTalon23]

He’s looking straight into my soul... but I have a french fry

[@Aisha-721]

The little mouse is really cute

[@alexhuerta2140]

I cracked up when he said "He's looking straight into my soul" lmao

[@cringydoodle7957]

Alex Huerta What cracked me up was how he said here mousey mouse mouse XD

[@carinarts]

Reminds me of the guy who saved an owl and meanwhile told him "Please don't give me that look."

[@MelonHere20]

Same

[@williingulfditlefsen669]

I'm impressed of the bravery displayed on both sides here. He sounds on the verge of hysteria, while the mouse calmly assesses the various options. Cool.

[@acharawongthongkham4148]

“If you jump on me I will freak” “Don’t give birth on my dash!” “YOU CAN KEEP THE FRENCH FRY!!!” This guy is iconic Lmao tysm for the likes I thought this comment would sink to the bottom 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@LadyVineXIII]

It's a boy. Those are giant ass balls. XD

[@airi101]

When your getting robbed by a mouse of your French Fries Edit: WOW! I didn't expect so many likes so fast ;-;

[@Synovyx]

@@LadyVineXIII Balls don't have eyes and a nose.

[@thetacokween8594]

@@Synovyx she is talking about the mouse's side, which the man thought was a swollen belly.

[@Ilariotyx]

@@LadyVineXIII ur funny man

[@supernurse43]

You were so kind to the mouse!! I was grinching while watching and laughing my ass off!!

[@jolien8195]

The fact that the guy sounds like the chef in Ratatouille is my favorite part! :)

[@KamisKisses]

Man: `Don't jump on me, I will freak out.' Me: me too👀 Sweet man, glad that was the car the mouse was in.

[@jonmichael3280]

That's not an ordinary rodent.. Hyundai is employing these in all their cars to fix minor issues. That mouse made around 100k last year. He's my neighbor

[@Mr-Ad-196]

Similar to the spider patch that repair my space ship, they crawl along the hull and repair my ship very effectively but I need to hide them once I engage a enemy or they will get hit by enemy fire once my shield are down.

[@cozmikcastaway]

"You can keep the french fry"...I died laughing.

[@kimia1664]

Boss: You better have a really good explanation for why you’re late 30 minutes. 😡 Guy: Look at this video Boss: 🥺

[@alessiannedufour596]

Laniakea -000- but the video lasts 4 min

[@RizePlus]

Who said the guy was going to work?

[@biomastre5487]

@@alessiannedufour596 the video kept on cutting lol, it was way longer than what we just saw XW

[@whengrapespop5728]

Expecting mouse to willingly jump into a dark paper bag 😂

[@holdmyscythe]

When Grapes Pop 😂😂😂

[@SmoothDGFD]

Best way to avoid war with someone give them a french fry as a peace offer

[@Agent1W]

McDonald's had the right idea in going international? :)

[@lynxfl]

Didn't work for the Belgians

[@Brother_In_Christ]

"So why are you so late for work?" Him: "Ummm. Ok, hear me out"

[@claudiaperezcolombo9825]

"He's looking straight into my soul."😂😂😂♥️

[@dhirpunian2333]

I think its somebody pet. Lol.

[@notareallin620]

I like this... But I don't want to touch that perfect 69...

[@bclarke4614]

Mouse-“ blinks” Him- I pledge my allegiance

[@RD-jd8hq]

Crazy how there are people out there bonding with cute animals, and I can't even find some decent people to call my friends.

[@lightningmcgeequeen8091]

Wow i felt that

[@lemonram1304]

... Honestly Same...

[@zenistermister9695]

Friends are dks anyway. Do what you want to do. Conquer that fear and enjoy what time you get with people. Real friends will be there no matter what. Hell, I'll be your friend. The more the merrier. I like metal, whiskey, and animals of all sorts. How are yall?

[@wuestion9473]

It’s not crazy.

[@wuestion9473]

lightningmcgee queen I feel pain when people say “I felt that”.

[@mikudayoooooooooooooooo]

This mouse is so silly! I love how the mouse was just casually….. there.

[@edisonhe3197]

When he was like “GET IN THE BAG. ITS SAFE IN HERE.” he sounds like a kidnapper

[@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263]

Without context this does sound disturbing. Him freaking out just makes it funny. My sister would have snatched it up and went straight to the pet store to buy a cage for it.

[@Free_Snooki]

Also, when he told the mouse to smell his finger. _🤭_

[@potatogirl9846]

Lmao IKR🤣

[@Lov3lyMoon]

Lmao with amount of diseases wild mice carry I wouldn’t touch him either no matter how cute he is.

[@heatherbrashear4337]

No He Is A MouseNapper

[@Zack_Zander]

0:22 “He’s looking straight into my SOUL.” It’s almost midnight and I’m trying not to laugh. 2:57 “Do not give birth on my _DAAAASH!”_ I’m strug-struggled-struggling

[@CosmicWrld]

Lol I’m dying

[@ericaheap]

@@WhoThisMonkey in case you didn't know, this guy isn't a MOUSE expert, he's just a random guy who found a mouse on his dash and saved it.

[@WhoThisMonkey]

@@ericaheap Bro... Look through the comments, I'd say 90% of people know that's a male mouse and that's its balls. He goofed. As badly as calling a cow a hippo.

[@WhoThisMonkey]

@Kayla Foster Are you saying you actually think it's balls are a swollen vagina?! I've had pet mice as well as a multitude of other small mammal pets. I've seen pregnant mice before and after birth, that is a male mouse.

[@ericaheap]

@@WhoThisMonkey yeah sure he goofed but he isn't retarded cause of that.. he wasn't focusing on the presence or absence of a pair of mouse balls, his main concern was to get it out of the car safely.

[@Shrimpy389]

"I think it's a woman and I think she's pregnant. Her belly is really swollen. NOOOO!!! Don't have your baby here!! That's the mouse's testicles. LOL Mice and rats have HUGE testicles. Don't know why.

[@matildauebel7599]

Also thinking she'll have just one baby

[@kashregester3974]

@@matildauebel7599 lol ikr

[@marybutler9250]

Mice have large sperm cells.

[@raynbeauheather669]

LOL bcuz the tinier that you are; your body must compensate to make you bigger & more manly!

[@thezambambo2184]

That explains why some rats chase cats

[@WolfSoul89]

"JUMP!" hell nah bro XD