Skyrim - 5 More Jailbreaks

[@BlueBeluga]

The best way to escape the Dragon's Reach dungeon is just by shouting. A guard will actually open the cell door to tell you to stop, then you can just walk out. I'm not even kidding.

[@Enzodream1376]

No way

[@greaserat4126]

Lmao

[@lordhelix1999]

HEY LET ME OUT!!!!! GUARD: ok

[@cielismi]

I tried shouting, and the guard there opened the door and attacked me?

[@FreezyPop]

Legend Of Twink ur suppose to run away after he opens it after he opens the door not let him attack you

[@So_Sunni]

Arrested 5 more times? Someone's been a very bad Khajiit. No coin for you.

[@Toxik431]

Rick Steve but kahjiit has wares if you have coin

[@knightcrusader1939]

The Anarchist Otaku #Nazeemlivesmatter

[@mac-10candyapple52]

Daddy Nazeem no

[@vishalshinde7885]

Torture :(

[@vitlityprinceofrainwings9075]

The Dark Lord Satan lies

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

Excuse me while I go get myself arrested in Raven Rock...

[@meghansmith7884]

Still in the cell at Raven Rock hehehe...Meow

[@Boomshteck]

@@meghansmith7884 Great, a furry, ffs

[@meghansmith7884]

@@Boomshteck Im all shaved thou ahhaah Im hairless pussycat heheh wink...Meow

[@chadharris2973]

Lady Marmalade there’s also a way to get into the cave from outside the city, just no map markers

[@Boomshteck]

@@meghansmith7884 No i mean like, a furry, people who think they're animals or something, in this case you think you're a cat

[@darealgarfield1733]

Sure escaping a jail is easy, but have you ever tried escaping an execution?

[@Box_moons]

I have

[@ionikip1393]

...shhhh

[@jmoxie]

Easy just get a dragon

[@theresnothinghereatall]

Helgen

[@H0undDo9]

Tried it once before, dragon came along and ruined my awesome plan.

[@benjaminc924]

"HEY MJOLL ISN'T WEARING ANY PANTS!" nice distraction!

[@amberstapleton8075]

I love how “Oyfum” just gets more and more sexual each time he says it

[@pebblechan2002]

I though i was the only one that noticed that 😂

[@theovoorhees-myers3932]

its almost like Hoiaaa

[@anguskeenan4932]

i really love how immersive he makes these videos like we are a novice theif who have been caught and just got thrown into his cell, this is why I love skyrim its something you can lose yourself in you know like a whole new personality

[@hylianexpected1171]

I loved the escape from the Bulwark Jail... The first time I got out of there, I was so delightfully surprised by the beautiful scenery and the netches down in the ruins ^^

[@theresarayner5726]

I killed them for netch jelly, good thing they respawn

[@ionikip1393]

The first time I forgot to get my stuff and had to grind for 5 hours not knowing I just had to look up

[@blitzisfun]

Are you able to break out of the Bulwork again after the first time?

[@baconbitz7804]

Just Another1 yes

[@fatcunt9483]

Just saying but I bet you haven't played Morrowind

[@erikkwon3871]

A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON, HEAR ME AND OBEY A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED IN TO MY TEMPLE A FOUL DARKNESS YOU WILL DESTROY.... RETURN MY BEACON TO MOUNT KILKREATH AND I WILL MAKE YOU MY CLEANSING LIGHT.

[@CrazyCorey-tx2gy]

You follow me everywhere... stop xD

[@tatsusama3192]

Guards in first jail: "....THAT ASSHOLE EVEN TOOK THE PLATES FROM HIS CELL?!"

[@Graenolf]

Hahah

[@ceticx]

Lol

[@theblackcatvieweraccount5402]

For walking through jail cell doors of course. Hint:baskets will work the best.

[@GasLeakInMyPants]

But... I live in lakeview manor

[@aetherresonant9079]

@@theblackcatvieweraccount5402 I thought it was buckets and wooden bowls

[@rhetcon5726]

3:09 *Why, hello there.*

[@eviesheher4494]

Your profile pic makes the comment even better!

[@Jill-In-The-Works]

X3

[@traehignight395]

How’s Stevan universe Conne good picture

[@purpleasshole7043]

General kenobi

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Trae Hignight read the comment. Look at the profile pic. Matches the reaction.

[@kingofflames738]

-So why are you here? -Killed 90% of Skyrims population -... -It was just too tempting

[@riftrunner6257]

It's fun to just slotter towns test your gear and beat up nazeems dead courpz for taunting you the day before😈😈😈😈

[@Syndixal]

@@riftrunner6257 wtf

[@riftrunner6257]

Let's just say I don't like nazeem.... At all

[@arabiannights5301]

@@riftrunner6257 I married nazeem

[@evelina3207]

The 10% were the immortal ones

[@sapotheo4515]

I broke out of jail to see this video earlier

[@Graenolf]

That's it, I'm paying your bail.

[@randommanofculture2673]

I’m dying so hard right now xD

[@shadowvenom1772]

Sapo Theo go back

[@bruhbruh3847]

Ha Ha Ha you are so funny

[@katiebrown3811]

Is it just me, or is Graenolf's voice really low and raspy in this one? I'm not complaining... At all...

[@Graenolf]

It's Criminal Graenolf! He puts his hands where they shouldn't go... Oh, Criminal Graenolf.

[@yytoshi]

PFFFF

[@zoalina]

His voice is kind of high.

[@Rainbow_Matrix]

Why is his voice kind of sexy...

[@SeaFeline284]

@@Graenolf oyyyyyyyyfummmmmmmm

[@jadenhd952]

“They’re just to an-oyfum”

[@NocturnalNovelist]

DPG621 The best part of the video

[@sub2pewdiepie8yearsago17]

DPG621 can you please explain what does oyfum mean?

[@OliverOcelot29]

@@sub2pewdiepie8yearsago17 no

[@crimsondragon9891]

@@sub2pewdiepie8yearsago17 If you don’t know, Oyfum must be too far above your comprehension.

[@rubenlarochelle1881]

I can't tell if the guards are blind or if his sneaking is ver- "Sneak increased to 88" Oh ok

[@antiquereality3168]

Ahhh, a new hand touches the beacon. Me: Fuck

[@knightcrusader1939]

OrangeTheEnderGuy //Animations The gods don't want you to know this but, the beacon is secretly my left testicle. Meridia stole it from me and turned it to stone.

[@antiquereality3168]

Daddy Nazeem Jeez

[@mac-10candyapple52]

Daddy Nazeem HOLY FUCK

[@maxxcurtis4418]

I'm liking Hardened Criminal Graenolf almost as much as Deadra Graenolf

[@k0dy.]

Graenolf: Do what you're best at. Game: You've been caught pickpocketing

[@adamthompson6669]

God I love skyrim and fallout. I play them both a lot and they never get old I just get more hooked. Then I watch videos like this!!!! Looks like I am making a character to break out of all the jails :)

[@adamthompson6669]

I have morrowind oblivion and ESO, Oblivion is great to and morrowind is alright just hard to go back to.

[@White_Tiger93]

its shame that Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas & Fallout 4 don't have crime & jail system, its shame. I mean, its not that hard to implement, its waste of opportunity brah! what the point of diamond city jail?! I tried asking fallout modding community to make a good crime & jail system mod but no luck I guess. considering older fallout do have jail system.

[@fancyman4563]

yea me to i love playing love i havint beat any of them but i have both of them i love how long it takes to beat them

[@bxullux1164]

Yeah but you should buy 15 copies of San Andreas (P.S don’t report this it’s a joke but I do highly recommend San Andreas)

[@Foxhunter258]

i play fallout on ps4 and skyrim on ps3

[@jamesgarratt1043]

I thought this video said "Jailbaits" either way I instantly clicked

[@chrise76776]

*Face Palm*

[@pcport2698]

The Anarchist Otaku The FBI's already there-- Once you lewd the you-know-whats, they instantly know. ...Kind of like Skyrim guards....!!! OH MY GOD!

[@JC-om7nr]

Now that you mention it, Braith is kinda thick

[@knightcrusader1939]

Did somebody say jailbaits?

[@vishalshinde7885]

Suleiman The Magnificent it's been 6 days and I still didn't got what you said

[@ssjineon7032]

The best jail break I did was waited for the guard to walk by and used telekinesis to pick up a plate in my cell, throw it threw the bars and hit the guard! He screamed "What are you doing!" And opened my cell to attack me. I ran like hell and everyone including the jarl attacked me. I had non of my belongings and made it out of whiterun with like 25 health. It was so much fun! 😁

[@Graenolf]

Haha, that sounds epic 😄

[@uglycutedying8456]

I never go to the jail *Sneaky face*

[@schishne7546]

Same here

[@sinister7290]

-v-

[@riftrunner6257]

I only did it for a quest... Plus I prefer the beat my way out my sneaks still around 23 anyways

[@elizabethgouverneur2972]

UglyCuteAndDying I am too rich to be arrested

[@zubetube7111]

That feel when you pickpocket the guards key and she sends thugs after you

[@haleyangel32]

"The orb that never shuts up, lets leave it there" loool

[@adamthompson6669]

You should be a deadric god you legend. Merry Christmas mate day off today so can’t wait to watch. Hope your well and your a ⭐️:)

[@brickdrawer]

Oyfum

[@notaenclaveremant1185]

Graenolf Lord of oyfum and facts

[@Graenolf]

Well look at you and your super sweet comment.

[@vishalshinde7885]

Graenolf subscribed, Your so kind 😊

[@SheoTheFox]

Adam Thompson I hate peoples like you always happy

[@fatmanyevo6235]

If you leave the body in the whiterun cell the guards don't get alerted as they think it's you.

[@Soupingly-Soup]

Graenolf: (About to steal money) Guard: (Looks over at him) 😐

[@copycat1262]

I love playing Skyrim and your videos are super interesting and cool. Also funny

[@brickdrawer]

Oyfum

[@coitze8704]

I have to say, Raven Rock jail definitely looks the most comfortable

[@TraceguyRune]

5:19 Skyrim logic. You're going to pick lock, open, and take your stuff through a grate above you

[@mcfluryshake3236]

5:57 I split the water I was drinking everywhere when he did this😂😂😂

[@ionikip1393]

Spilt

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

You split the water molecules? You must be god

[@somethingotherthanmyrealname]

But where’s the barrel prison? Also, #oyfum

[@devincook4756]

Its in the cloud district because barrels are allumanaty

[@knightcrusader1939]

Devin Cook That's an extra dead meme you used there. You also spelled Illuminati wrong. Of course, I don't expect a peasant such as yourself to know how to spell. More importantly though, do NOT use The Cloud District's name in vane. I will have you brought to the gallows if you do that again.

[@Y-all-mofos-need-Talos]

@Daddy Nazeem How dare you to call someone peasant if you don't even have a place to live? Accept that you are poor now and it's a long time that you can't enter in the Cloud District.

[@knightcrusader1939]

Y all mofos need Talos Must be some strong ass shit you're smoking.

[@xaeliac.9275]

His voice. Is just..SO perfect for this video! 😂😂😂😂

[@chrisl.5425]

I love this channel.

[@ArgentDeer]

Hey, man! Happy to see you again! Hope you're feeling better btw. :) Pssst! There is a jail mod that lets you host your own jail and arrest anyone you want. ;)

[@vanator3169]

CrumpetsRGood4U what's it called?

[@ArgentDeer]

ConfusedFox Dread Prison

[@jgb1238]

thx now im gonna prison nazir

[@knightcrusader1939]

jgb123 I hope you don't mean me.

[@hedgehogcommentaries9669]

Is it on Xbox and what's it called?

[@crownprince76]

Try it with crime overhaul, crime punishment and redemption - A Radiant Justice System Alternative , Realistic Crime radius, Suspicious gaurds, and Guards attack thugs assassins and more... Mods that makes city Guards much more competent.. oh and Guard Dialogue overhaul... Muahahahaha!

[@jackxer]

You really know how to talk and develop action even when talking about the most minor things. I just can't wait for the next skyrim video. Keep up the good work and Merry Christmas!

[@jessiethenerd3539]

I must say that you surprisingly forgot about the lockpick skill book in the corner of the Dawnstar jail. C'mon dude, check your facts! I'm just kidding, I love you!

[@GageMason]

That's not the proper way to use "check your facts" lol.

[@jonathanrich9281]

“They’re going to know you escaped anyway, so you might as well leave in **style.”** Gonna make a thief character with that as his ethos. What’s the point of being a criminal mastermind if you can’t be **flashy** with it?

[@dracofoxgaming1149]

I've escaped dragonsreach dungeon more than any of the others

[@sewer_resident666]

Dracofox Gaming same

[@mategetsnosleep3612]

Because of the children? Or the guards.

[@BlazeReborn2]

6:30 Meridia: A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEA-wait, where are you going?

[@leonardomurgia4959]

5:27 or you never return the skeleton key

[@BrassNolan]

You forgot to steal the heart of Whiterun's drug trafficker before you left! Cunning my jagged tail backside! Wait, I'm not Argonian anymore.

[@jordanruble2339]

Every time I get in jail, I’m always broken out from barrels. I’m one of them now...

[@minkberg1096]

A NEW HAN- oh wait, never mind...

[@smiley6654]

Mink Berg what an inconvenient place for the beacon to spawn tho

[@Smoothsmoothie]

I escaped dragonsreach at level 2 and got all my stuff And I’m glad I did get my stuff because I just couldn’t think about losing my precious iron sword😂🤣

[@Tronter6000]

Lol

[@twentynevegetals5814]

Your account is such a high quality channel, it’s not like the usual top 5 channel where it’s 10 minutes of intro and the “like comment and subscribe”, you seem really genuine and we all appreciate that!!

[@victorvondeathstroke7682]

I found your channel last week and have binge watched all these skyrim vids! You're hilarious!😂

[@edgargamarra4964]

I love your channel bro. One of my favorite skyrim channels.

[@kracklerbeans8206]

“And you find yourself out in the FRESH air of Solthiem!” Yeah ok, sure.

[@sodaseal1799]

F R E S H

[@caidensloan1090]

I love the way you make it seem so real! 😀

[@wisurrd]

I’ve watched this 7 times and just know got the joke at 7:15

[@schmeppie4234]

I never knew you made a sequel! I loved these videos!

[@lillianbriant8692]

"oYFUM" *moans* um what?😂😂💀

[@lillianbriant8692]

@@Cheerybelle wat

[@mauv-ei4ef]

I see you in all his videos. 😕

[@TrueInvisible]

loved every moment of it! well done!

[@cole4926]

Love your content dude

[@jonathanlinde4680]

I loved Skyrim when it was new but now your just gonna run thru every mission!

[@Lasarius]

2:27 you just passed the greatest tool in skyrim… the bucket.

[@chrissietomlinson6633]

All hail the mighty god of OYFUM! Man, I think Graenolf is my favourite KZbinr. I always smile (sometimes scream) whenever he uploads a new video. I not only gain more knowledge of my favourite games but I laugh and become hysterical as well. Guess I'm just easily amused. You're a huge inspiration, Graenolf! I'll always be a fan of yours and leave cheesy comments like these. I'm lame I know. Anyway, you're awesome! HAIL OYFUM

[@taylorjones2980]

Chrissie Tomlinson Hail OYFUM!

[@Graenolf]

ok. ........ HAIL OYFUM. Hahah Chrissie it's always so good to see you comment. I love it. Thanks for being here with me : )

[@chrissietomlinson6633]

Graenolf 👍👍👍

[@synthetic240]

I love the narratives you provide to your videos; it's not just a flat colorless information dump.

[@catsmax6982]

Yes another Graenolf video time to watch it 10 times

[@doctornov7]

I love how you pick up booze wherever you can.

[@samuel5473]

You're alive! I was beginning to wonder

[@adampeters892]

His alive what?

[@WiseguysTV]

In case you don’t get what Demo Ham meant, you used the wrong form of you’re

[@Skyscraper2015]

Of all the jailbreaks I made Raven Rock was by far the most rewarding, not just treasure-chest wise but also the scenery. And its quiet.

[@shadowsedge8136]

I love when he makes everything feel " alive " BTW I SUBSCRIBED!! 😁😏

[@caos1925]

For the Whiterun escape, I heard if you are in with the Companions, they have a secret room underneath the Skyforge, that has a tunnel, that leads outside the city.

[@matthewsly4541]

Please do more Skyrim. I love it.

[@paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586]

Yes!!!!! One of my favorites. Love these jail break out!!!!!! *plays guitar to thin lizard jailbreak song and screams breakout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@evelina3207]

"They’re just to *annOY-FUM"*

[@trashmammal9562]

For Whiterun, if you're a companion you can go into the underforge and go through the tunnel to escape too.

[@pebblechan2002]

I used this vid to escape my jail cell. *Im on the run.* AND I DONT REGRET IT!!

[@spyofanime]

Yo honestly... every video, I always find myself happy because you find something we don't. Thanks Graenolf!

[@brickdrawer]

I am a daedric prince. They cannot capture me. Shall they try there soul will go to oblivion

[@Ranger_4878]

I hear that's a good game they would probably be happy

[@Graenolf]

Mephala, is that you? Why aren't you answering my texts?

[@princesheogorath2059]

Mephala is dating me she preferred someone a little more like a daedra. And the CHEESE

[@matthewtallent8296]

*they're

[@matthewtallent8296]

Daddy Nazeem *you're self, you simple minded fool.

[@jordanbranthoover8988]

The comedy put in these videos is waaaay too freaking great 😆

[@danielsiii4235]

The level of the lock depends on your level

[@danielsiii4235]

I like my own comment because I can

[@Becktastic01]

Best bit: re; the pie, 'Well, it's mine now, I don't need a figure like you.'

[@jaxx2678]

I want another another top 5 jailbreaks... what do you mean there aren’t any more? That’s stupid

[@failsafe1608]

The way you commentate so randomly is while being effective is refreshing! Subbed!

[@hylianexpected1171]

Oyfum my good sir Love you

[@granulartypecast]

"Just act natural" *Sprints through the city*

[@stefanm.734]

Isn't Dragon's Reach one of the easiest jails to escape? The only real difficulty is getting your belongings back, but even then it's just a master lock. I suppose with the artificial restrictions you placed on yourself it might be the most difficult dungeon to escape.

[@jareddebeast]

I actually have a thief character that has only been to prison once and that was because it was the cidna mine quest so I had little choice still proud of that completed the thieves guild and dark brotherhood without being caught

[@matthewsly4541]

YESSS!!! MORE SKYRIM!!!!

[@tatumfowler3603]

the best thing is that graenolf probably like, stole a sweetroll and ended up in every prison in the skyrims

[@xpsand5955]

No views 5 likes KZbin stop going to taverns

[@jakeayre7873]

My favourite was Raven Rocks jail Please keep making more amazing videos i love them

[@wonderwaffle4137]

Anyone else think his voice sounds different?

[@elizabethwymbs1673]

I was thinking the same thing lol

[@taylorjones2980]

WonderWaffle I posted a comment like this too

[@themusicguyinthegroup9619]

Me

[@mohamed199888]

You are only getting better keep it up

[@goatism5621]

Nice video OYFUM

[@luketanner6373]

graenolf I love your work.

[@beesechurger2562]

Do you play special edition or regular edition.

[@sergon777]

The commentary is by far better than the jail break.

[@bmsvg7356]

I’ve played for less than 24 hours on my current character and I’m already wanted in all of the holds and if I walk into solitude or windhelm I will get murdered instantly Apparently picking someone’s lock and murdering them isn’t allowed And for some reason trying to murder general tullias isn’t allowed

[@gordyrroy]

I liked 1 the most. The first time I broke out of Jail and the way you can flee is awesome.

[@emilhajbert5326]

Stop hating on Falkreath it’s the best town eva

[@swordguy4183]

McLovin I think it’s hilarious

[@philcollins4092]

This is my favorite channel of all time. I'm proud to be a subscriber!

[@connormarron9509]

Khajiit has a way out of these jails--if you have coin (;

[@taylorjones2980]

Preston Garvey let me guess, ANOTHER settlement needs my help?

[@phantavius]

You make it sound so much more interesting and cool.

[@vanator3169]

I'm early let's roast someone in latin Nemo te diligit Go ahead Google it

[@brickdrawer]

No thanks

[@matthewsly4541]

😂

[@paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586]

ConfusedFox can I says this to my fiancé without getting my ass beat?

[@vanator3169]

Mikkel mads Sørensen yes

[@Zen_Note]

Ego amari ab omnibus illis.