Equestrian Watches Black Beauty (parody) 😂

[@thechristianartist3]

The 1994 Black beauty is really close to the book and it's one of the few horse movies that doesn't get on my nerves

[@stephanie22345]

It is highly inaccurate. Sean Bean doesn’t survive movies. That was the biggest mistake they made

[@hazsmoothwalker7458]

Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron is my #1 horse movie ❣️ There are a few unrealistic things, but overall it is so so so good!!! And they had it perfect the way they walked, and trotted, galloped, cantered, was all animated perfectly!! The way their body, head, and ears moved whe they were running! PERFECTION 💗

[@AtMyWhitsEnd_Official]

@@stephanie22345 Oh my goodness WHAT? Sean Bean is in this? Clearly I'm gonna have to rewatch! 😂

[@rdred8693]

@@AtMyWhitsEnd_Official He is smoking hot, totally agree.

[@JRWIFAN]

i dont think ive watched it before but i do kinda wish the new one was closer to the book tbh i mean its not bad but still

[@abbymc9]

"Wow, 5 minutes in and no one has died! That's pretty good for a horse movie!" "What?" "In every horse movie, someone usually dies. It's usually a parent and the kid has to go live on some ranch when they hate horses, but then jump on a horse bareback and gallop into the sunset because they're 'gifted' and whisper to the horse." "That's oddly specific, I doubt they're all like that." Me: Oh, you'd be surprised.

[@hrbdvzvzzge]

7:29 😂😂😂

[@Gold.SunsetsEditz]

Ikr

[@omg_its_ali]

Ikr like they are so predictable...

[@Taytayandjasper]

XD I NOW

[@elation.e]

Oh yea hell yea yes yes nothing but yea I agree yea.......................

[@DakotaEmeraldyard1]

He drove all the way to get a mustang you know there’s like 20 pickup locations love that😂

[@theaestheticeq]

Hey! ❤️

[@Pyr.0.maniac]

The people in the movie: "wow a mustang" Hunny that's a thoroughbred

[@pughorse1718]

thought the exact same thing the entire movie lol

[@hazsmoothwalker7458]

I know 😂 I have one that looks exactly like her!!

[@Pyr.0.maniac]

@@hazsmoothwalker7458 I just finished watching Endgame and opened my phone to "Tony Stark replied..." and I almost geeked out for a second! 🤣

[@hazsmoothwalker7458]

@@Pyr.0.maniac LMAO 🤣 That's awesome! What a coincidence too😂 Yes. Tony Stark owns a Thoroughbred 😎

[@Pyr.0.maniac]

@@hazsmoothwalker7458 Tony Stark just got a whole lot cooler then 😎 😂

[@rebeccac.5823]

In the bareback galloping scene I was simultaneously almost crying because of the emotion, and scoffing at the fact that she is actually still on the horse.

[@Ambersfidgetsoldacc]

Yep definitely not her first gallop❤

[@adley.and.b]

“Were 5 mins in and no one has died yet!” *Cough Cough* Heartland

[@kaylaseq]

Yesss!!

[@layceexoxo9302]

omg my fav film

[@typicallyridingahorse8533]

MY FAV

[@chloegonzalez9359]

Omg yes!!!

[@sophiecoles2982]

YASS QUEEN

[@SnoopSlime]

It’s like hallmark movies, they all have the same plot. SOO TRUE 😂

[@chloegonzalez9359]

Yes!!!!!

[@guitarisrockin217]

Ikr!! And still...we watch them all!!

[@SnoopSlime]

YES!!!

[@angryari]

Exactly its always the black stallions/mares

[@elation.e]

Yea but just why tho why •__________•

[@simpliikeq]

Can we just appreciate the fact that the gate is still open 😂

[@Haplo-xf6mu]

That's what my equestrian wife was saying. lol

[@simpliikeq]

@@Haplo-xf6mu lol

[@Savvy_equine11]

Exactly

[@hannahhering655]

This is so incredibly illegally accurate 😂 anytime I’m watching a horse movie I’m always calling them out on just about everything and everyone wants me to shut up and just watch it hahaha!

[@potatobean]

same!

[@canteringgallop4323]

"UMMMM LOOK! that bridle's put on WRONG!! These people have no idea WHAT they're doing."

[@omg_its_ali]

So true.. my family gets so annoyed!

[@randomhuman3523]

SAAAMMMEEEE!! 😂 My sister cannot STAND to watch them with me. lol

[@TeganThrussell]

Every horse movie is a comedy to me. Even when it's supposed to be really sad, or inspiring, it's just a straight comedy.

[@susantower]

This is so true! And did you miss the part where the wild-mustang-beauty has a full set of shoes on? Maybe there wasn’t time to point it out and use every single teaching moment. 😂

[@Haplo-xf6mu]

Nice catch

[@TeganThrussell]

Damn, rookie mistake. How hard is it to just not shoe the horse before filming starts? Horses can survive without shoes, not to mention this horse has black hooves, which are much stronger than white, so there's not much need to have the horse shod for these shots. I didn't notice. Thanks for pointing it out, mate.

[@zaraburkeott5865]

My thoughts exactly.

[@ZenaTheJumper2121]

O I noticed that too

[@andreabyrne6527]

@@TeganThrussell There's actually no difference between white and black hooves, but your right in the fact that shoeing is weirdly popular even though most people don't work there horses anywhere firmer then grass/sand fields and arenas.

[@bankscloverbaywatch2578]

Black beauty was the first full length book I ever read, so it has a super special place in my heart ❤ I was four and didn't understand 90% of it, so the next time I read it a couple years later, it was like a book I'd never read before 😂😂😂 but I still love it! Of course the movies are all so different but still

[@cyflym11]

My mum read it to me when I was very small, a chapter each night when I went to bed. She won the book as a prize when she was at school, I think she still has it and she's in her 70s now. I remember the beautiful colour illustration in the fly leaf. Like you I also read it myself when I was older. It completely traumatised me! What with that, Bambi, and Watership Down it's a wonder I'm not a manic depressive!

[@bankscloverbaywatch2578]

@@cyflym11 that's so sweet that she read to you! ❤

[@Caz_Hamilton]

I have read it twice in a year and I love it!! I love history and horses lol

[@laylarosebird7140]

Ok but this is too accurate, and it’s even worse when it’s to horse people watching a movie together

[@ElizabethsLizard]

YESSSSS! I remember when I went to a horse camp at one point, and they had a tv where we could watch horse movies at the end of the day, and whenever we (myself and 4-5 others) did, we criticized it the whole time!

[@maddalenahylton]

4:45 to 5:21 YESSSSS THATS LITERALLY EVERY👏SINGLE👏HORSE👏MOVIE. Sad teenager, untamable horse, form magical bond lmao. Girl you NAILED IT I swear to God. This video is what I gripe about every time I’ve seen a horse movie, thank you for summing it up.

[@Megs..]

EVERY SINGLE FLICKA EVER (the newer ones)

[@shannonblum5545]

This was EXACTLY how I was with my mom when we watched this movie together. I was also mildly annoyed that they used a thoroughbred to play a so called mustang.

[@elmoandbabes]

Same. It's obvious--

[@iclxvdy7316]

9:11 “Yeah I did learn something!” Her mind: *I learned never to invite you over again*

[@shirleypettey4984]

Lol, this is SO me when one of my friends comes over for a sleepover, "What? what kind of saddle is that? is that like a trick riding saddle or something? there using a bridle to lead, tie and groom him?!"

[@bankscloverbaywatch2578]

Legit when we watched the Spirit movie, my mother and I spent the whole time griping about how unrealistic it was 😂😂😂

[@Pyr.0.maniac]

Stallion of the Cimarron or Riding Free?

[@daisy_71522]

If it was Spirit Riding Free that hasn’t come out yet. But a lot and I mean a lot of people have been doubting that movie and haven’t even seen it. 🤦‍♀️

[@canteringgallop4323]

aww you have a horsey mom?? lucky!!!

[@bankscloverbaywatch2578]

@@Pyr.0.maniac Stallion of Cimmaron, but the show is equally unrealistic 😂

[@Pyr.0.maniac]

@@bankscloverbaywatch2578 What?! Stallion of the Cimarron is the best horse movie out there! At least it's not some random girl who knows nothing about horses that befriends the mustang, it's an Indian who spent time with Spirit and actually tamed him. Riding free just turned it into a basic horse movie with the girl who knows nothing about horses. I hate the show

[@georgette0807]

Everytime my friend comes over i want to watch something horse related shes says before i do anything "NO HORSE MOVIES!"

[@Smerkinduh]

Well if she won't let you do something don't let her be your freind

[@lorlifidgets8727]

That’s really relatable

[@Knight108cb]

Haha the cat slap brought it all together 😅

[@littlerascaleventing]

Honestly seeing that boy run away from that mustang... Like no. No, you grab a lead rope and you chase that horse until it gets the message XD

[@safarigaming5433]

LMAO

[@layceexoxo9302]

LMAAAAOOOOOO

[@equestrianashes6564]

Lmao yesss true tho 😂

[@Smerkinduh]

Ya lets chase it to see if you can get killed....No! You give it time to get use to where there at, you cant just "start" doing grooming and stuff. You give it time let it calm down, do I gotta explain this all. Sorry if you commet was a joke I get mad sometimes

[@gracelaurin4536]

@@Smerkinduh as someone who works with wild mustangs, yes you do “chase” them around. In the wild that’s what horses do to each other to show who’s boss, and that’s what you do with mustangs to make sure you don’t get trampled :)

[@1ainey31]

Who literally loves all of her videos!!! I wish I was that funny 😅, can't wait to see your mustang!!!!!!!

[@10yearold74]

Meeee

[@Pocothepony]

That is so 💯 accurate, one reason no one watches horse movies with me!🤣

[@norajohnson795]

That part with the horse whispering were you talking about Heartland?

[@everythingstudios2041]

@That Crazy Horse Lady *cough* free rain *cough*

[@Caz_Hamilton]

I find it funny how Black Beauty is both a mare, and has a terrible temper, when in the actual book, he had a really sweet temper XD

[@charlottewelsh9109]

Love ur channel it's so funny (the best channel for equestrians who can take a joke)

[@MountainsoftheHeart]

My dad and I love watching movies together Westerns, Horse Movies, Movies that take place in the wilderness/survival… picking them apart is what makes it fun!

[@lelix8989]

Haven’t even clicked and I already know this is good

[@10yearold74]

Yep

[@alyssal362]

Yep

[@boozaroo3304]

You forgot about the bit where this wild mustang that’s untouchable has a full set of shoes on 😂

[@susantower]

🤣 I noticed that too!

[@detsnumber1]

Always

[@raz1279]

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but it is actually so true. My little cousin watches Spirit Riding Free and she now loves horses. There's nothing wrong with that, lots of little children love horses, but the thing is, she is obsessed with wild horses and thinks that she can easily break one in by jumping on it's back and galloping off into the distance, just like Lucky (the girl in Spirit Riding Free) does the first time she meets Spirit. It just annoys me that kids TV shows about horses can influence children in that way and giving them false information about horses and what they're like.

[@stablexstyle7364]

Exactly accurate!

[@lolbit5729]

Kids can die just being like wow wild horse - ten seconds later- the child is dead-

[@nowhyisuck6666]

Exactly!

[@Pyr.0.maniac]

A Champion Heart is actually a pretty good horse movie. The girl started riding/working at the ranch for a reason *other* than death!

[@-ix-3152]

Mind blowing 😱

[@Caz_Hamilton]

I watched it, and it was good lol My mum had a go at the rider for trying to jump sonething she couldn't XD

[@leilanieq4650]

Finally I can see it! Soooo excited and happy! Luv you Marina!

[@GypsyEquestrian]

Yay!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[@leilanieq4650]

@@GypsyEquestrian 😊😊😊

[@ericadoss2959]

Ok...so the line "if Jo could feel the wind in her mane..it would help her to heal." That is accurate!!!!! It is great medicine!

[@bethanys-herd]

BWhaha - literally had the same conversation with my husband when I first saw this movie available - explained the "horse movie plot" he was skeptical until he looked up the actual plot and it was spot on😂😂

[@littlerascaleventing]

I cannot imagine how hard it would be for my trainer to watch this... Great video as always!

[@Haplo-xf6mu]

My equestrian wife kept commenting that you didn't mention the gate being left open....

[@Grace-l4z4q]

Omg that Description was 100% on the dot of about 99% horse movies are littary that exact description including that movie! 😂😂

[@mollybolinger]

😅that was great! I think you missed that she had her heels down on that entire ride and knew how to properly sit on the horse 😅 it was a great video!!😂😂

[@AodhMacRaynall-dr1sf]

"It's been two hours and we're only ten minutes in>" Priceless!

[@Faithepona]

When she said ‘ all horse movies r the same someone dyes and so on is so true though!

[@AodhMacRaynall-dr1sf]

funniest thing I've seen in a while!

[@Mustangsinfinity]

I absolutely LOVE the “five minutes in and no ones died yet”! I it SOO true and SO funny! Great video! This is me watching horse movies!

[@Desertdweller1965]

“Hey kid, go teach that mustang how to be a predator” “No prob fam, where’s the grain? “ The mustang fairies must have shod her overnight.

[@gabriellatpwk]

Hold on, that black mare litterally JUMPED out of the trailer, like what??? How did she go out so fast without a halter on? This is so great!

[@lisavossebelt964]

First Now I know what my friends feel like😂

[@thepanperson215]

XD

[@littlerascaleventing]

That movie must have been especially hard for you to watch XD Beings that you are adopting a mustang lol!

[@aviep714]

You should watch the classic one too!

[@maddkiwi1723]

3:00 the gate was also open

[@Izamota-q5v]

Flika was my favourite horse movie as a kid - Im scared to go back and watch it now for fear of ruining a childhood joy jaja

[@georgette0807]

I love theses ones!!! Even though these movies dont give a good equstrain life explaintion they are still good. Love ur videos!

[@raeganmullis9154]

4:47 it’s true I’ve seen SO many like that😂

[@horsegirl887]

This is funny, my friends must hate watching horse movies with me

[@daisy_71522]

I love Black Beauty. Some of the things you (the horse girl) said I didn’t even know. Though I love Black Beauty these things are true. Please keep making parody’s.

[@colleens1878]

I love that you are holding your stuffed stick pony ♥ 🐎 offering the movie critique on pony accuracy That is the best Thinking next movie night go for Spirit the first cartoon ;)

[@adelaiarcher8276]

OMG I love watching your channel!

[@Mad_ADVENTURESFORLIFE]

That horse girl gave me serious Kirsten Stewart vibes😂😂

[@sincerelyequestrian9460]

This is literally me! Just giving a running commentary about the entire movie 😂😂

[@willowsandsister9424]

OML. THATS TOTTALLY ME IM LIKE `` HMMH, SO NOT ACCURATE.`` yall are so brave to be with us equestrians

[@Homedawgz]

This was such an amazing video and your work is amazing! ❤️

[@mallorycampbell9696]

Idk why but at the beginning when it said “to all the people who have sat through a horse movie with a horse person..you are so brave” and the horse girl literally sounds like me yelling at everything wrong with the movie while my friends/family sit there thinking “wow she really is a crazy horse maniac

[@lizanna6390]

I had a friend who thankfully wasn't like this but she did point out when actors clearly didn't know how to ride correctly.

[@GypsyEquestrian]

she's right!

[@heathercollins4432]

Twenty seconds in and I'm already rolling my eyes...also, I didn't know that "wild mustangs" (nice OTTB, though...) were regularly groomed, complete with Showsheen in manes/tails out on the plains...(how many lawsuits are going to be filed because some kid hops on an unbroke horse and gets lawndarted?)

[@shadowshearth6068]

Now I understand why my boyfriend hates watching anything horse related with me... thank you. 😂

[@kaylawelch5149]

Why is this so true?!?!?! This is great lol 😂😂 and thank you so much for the awesome videos and I hope everything goes well with your new mustang!!❤

[@mariuzlatkov1071]

The girl from black beauty actually knows everything about horses in real life ....she rides and has with one woman Mustangs or something like that

[@cyflym11]

This is so true of horse movies, they are definitely made to a formula and you know exactly what is going to happen as soon as they start! I am rather perturbed to think that this is an actual movie, please tell me they haven't taken the wonderful classic tale of Black Beauty and made it into this abomination. What a bloomin' cheek! Great video though! My daughter will laugh when I show her the dedication at the beginning as she has to put up with this from me whenever there is a horse in a movie ha ha.

[@LM_Horsemanship]

What non-horsey people don’t understand is that we do want to watch the movie, because we want to complain about it 😂 complaining is half the fun of being a horsey person.

[@cyflym11]

So true. You can still enjoy it flaws and all if the characters are likeable. I thoroughly enjoyed Moondance Alexander even though it was the normal old formula (girl finds horse, old man teaches her to ride, won't spoil the rest in case you haven't seen it!). Didn't stop me noticing that when the 'piebald' horse was jumping in the arena you could see that they'd painted on the markings! Methinks the horse they started out with turned out to be not much of a jumper 🤣🤣.

[@Caz_Hamilton]

Exactly!!

[@Sam-jc5xe]

8:28 I have no idea why that’s funny but I laughed so hard 😅

[@Addyjun.14]

I love when you make all of these little skits it's the best thing to watch when I'm bored

[@midnightchillx]

7:24 "...and here we have our every day rider who has no experience with horses!"

[@CaseyNewcomer]

I actually watched Black Beauty with my non-equestrian aunt, I wouldn't keep my mouth shut and eventually she just stood up looked me dead in the eye, and straight up said, "You need to just shut up!"

[@Shyhearted]

The 1994 version will remain my favourite Black Beauty movie. It’s closet to the book

[@nessbluerogan240]

Omg this is totally me!!😂 I know I’m being annoying as I talk! Lol! I end up preferring watching movies alone so I can tell jokes and make comments to myself as much as I want!😂 Does anyone have any “good”, “realistic” horse movies to recommend? Preferably on Netflix!

[@nessbluerogan240]

@Dark Wolf thank you 😊

[@cyflym11]

Definitely Flash (Disney). It still has a slight element of 'any saddle will fit' (one of my bugbears) but it's a lovely movie and most of it rings true. The boy in it is a natural rider but not at all show-offy and unusually I found myself to be on his side rather than hating him for all the things he was doing wrong lol. It's one of those movies I can always watch again. It's here on You Tube.

[@ElizabethsLizard]

I don’t believe there is such a thing

[@nessbluerogan240]

@@ElizabethsLizard yeah😂

[@clairealmondlake1230]

Have you tried "walk Ride Rodeo"? I have watched it OVER and OVER. I love it, but it does have some violence in it, like car accidents. Hope you like it, if you watch it :)

[@Cheese25423]

black beauty in my eyes is one of the most realistic horse movie i watched it with my equestrain friends and they actually trained black beauty and stuff so im on the non equestrain side like normally they just hop on a untrained horse

[@alanareed8537]

This is my favourite KZbin video and channel I love it especially the part when the girl gallops of on the horse

[@hsedecanter]

Marina is so right, with the “horse-hater-to-whisper-“ it’s so weird, it never works like that.

[@roedoresdeoliveira]

My boyfriend will say that i'm too critical of horse movies, but almost throws a tantrum if someone holds a gun wrong in an action movie lol

[@-ix-3152]

Can relate 😂

[@maryjackson5919]

These type of films can only be watched with other equestrians to be thoroughly enjoyed 🤣🤣

[@bellaequestrian3109]

Old black beauty is amazing please watch it!

[@GypsyEquestrian]

I love that one!

[@bellaequestrian3109]

New one totally copied it 😐 ( the voice thingy)

[@bellaequestrian3109]

@@GypsyEquestrian omg u replied 🥰thanks!

[@SJHFoto]

The only Black Beauty adaptation I know of is from the 70s. It was the first thing I saw with Brock Peters in it (I didn't see "To Kill a Mockingbird" until later) I wouldn't know about horsey people talking, but I know of people that do that during sci-fi movies. Hey, have you ever read the Canterwood Crest books?

[@GypsyEquestrian]

I haven’t read those!

[@SJHFoto]

@@GypsyEquestrian They are right up your alley. I assume you were about the right age when they came out (2009). It's hard for me to judge ages though

[@horselover1228]

Amazing video!! like always!!!!

[@vanilladrizzlequeen]

Ok unrelated but 9:32 the lighting looks like she just opened the door te heaven or smthn lmao

[@anaridenour8601]

I have the exact stick horse

[@anaridenour8601]

😮😊

[@hidanisexy4070]

8:50 yes there was a magical hat pile and I did have a saddle on and I did infact get bucked off and landed in a hat pile

[@-ix-3152]

I didn't know they made a new black beauty film, I've only ever watched the classic one. Still need to properly read the book though. Great video though and the thing about the plot is so true 😂

[@Cqllies]

Hey! I wanted to thank u for replying to me on your stream!!! I cried in happiness!! And what barn do u go to??

[@SJHFoto]

So, this movie takes place in modern times? Not in the time period of the book (mid-to-late Victorian times)

[@caritimlegere1341]

YES!

[@CosmicEquestrian]

It causes us more stress than enjoyment.. LOL

[@ellagreatz3971]

“A sack of potatoes with saddles” 🤣🤣🤣

[@rosemarybasse5498]

I'm doing it, but I also just noticed the shoes on the "untouchable" horse in this movie 😂

[@GypsyEquestrian]

I know right!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@keziaburden]

This was so hilarious 🤣 thanks for that

[@horseloverlol640]

I was watching the black beauty movie and when they were tacking up the saddle switched from English to western and I was like "why am I surprised"

[@schleichhorseduchess3377]

Haha I love this and when are you picking up the mustanges?

[@TheBuckeq]

She learned never to watch a movie with her 😂

[@yosemite735]

As someone who lost both of their parents, feeling the wind in my hair did nothing to make me heal. If that was true, there wouldn't be so many drug addicts and alcoholics. People would just sit in front of a fan and let the wind blow their grief away.

[@astridmountainray2399]

I have already watched this like five times I'M IN LOVE when I grow up I want a horse just like Black beauty!

[@AL_barrelracing]

Her: Wow. We’re 5 minutes in, and no ones died yet Me: Cough Heartland Cough

[@almirakline6070]

Sure hope there IS a hay stack close by! 😅 I never managed that one. 😅

[@jameskogut3447]

This is Soo me when I watch horse movies always ask questions and correct things

[@vivienneflowerfall7605]

i am early! Lol this is so true, me snd my non-equestrian grandma watch heartland together and the whole time i kept commenting on how it was unrealistic and it wouldn't work out as smoothly as it did in the show. lol all equestrians can probably agree to this

[@cyflym11]

I'm a terrible nitpicker and end up shouting at the tv when they show unrealistic horsey things, but somehow I have a soft spot for Heartland. I think the amazing scenery stuns me into submission! However it does P me off how they do a quick five minute join-up and suddenly the 'problem horse' is all ready to go off to his new career carrying disabled children or doing a bit of trick riding.

[@michelletrombley9960]

EXACTLY horse movies are just like that! Then the main character competes in some show and wins