H3 Podcast #45 - Jake & Logan Paul's Predatory Merch Machine

[@c_li_nt3779]

2017 - Ethan -" I don't think Logan could get more tasteless." 2018 - Logan - "hold my merch"

[@redgillis3]

Oh.. And

[@jamestrotman3238]

2018 - Logan - *Runs into suicide forest*

[@japanesemangos6372]

Godlike comment

[@deedeexYT]

"Hold my merch -- link in bio"

[@DwayneCreates]

Buy dat merch, buy dat merch.

[@soccrstar4]

I do love these podcasts, but I miss H3H3 and Ethan & Hila. I personally think 2 podcasts per week at most per week would be sufficient, and would love to see the more refined material (H3) and the spontaneous material (Ethan & Hila) that you guys want to produce. I hope that those days aren’t behind you, but your material should always be what YOU what you want to produce. Your true fans will always follow.

[@MagentaDystopia]

Yeah, i'll miss the stories of young h3h3 on ethan and hila, like the bell pepper

[@lenapauline8634]

CheezitsChrist well said. 👍🏻

[@soccrstar4]

Whoa. I did not expect this many people to agree with me. But I’m really glad that this shows that their fan base really cares about their happiness with what they’re doing as the primary thing they focus on, and also the nostalgia that people feel for the older content they more frequently did. Thank you guys for the kind support and for trying to get Ethan and Hila to see this.

[@twontree]

agreed!!

[@laney4654]

I also agree!

[@MagickFlavour]

I'm just gonna say this: Quality over quantity. If you try to do 5 videos a week you might burn out.

[@LikeAbox32]

Agreed

[@chungus598]

Every two days I would watch a 30 minute podcast

[@InkyTom]

Joe Rogan is the perfect example of it, too much of the same shit

[@kennywu8522]

or you watch way too much Joe Rogan lol

[@InkyTom]

nah dude, he talks about the same topics way too often and brings boring guest just so he can make an episode. Everyone is having a podcasts this days and it's too much.

[@bethlewis8025]

Hello Ethan and Hila, I have a 4 month old son and every single night when his cute loud annoying ass self needs fed, I have to sit in the dark by myself feeding him until he falls back asleep. This can take hours, on a bad night. My solution for not wanting to blow my brains out is YOU guys. Listening to your podcasts has become a part of my nightly routine. Who knew stay at home moms could be your demographic? Instead of listening to Mozart, like a regular mother would, I lull my baby to sleep with the sound of your burps coughs and hatred for the Pauls. The first time my baby rolled over is so he could get a better view of the screen while Hila was talking. So thank you, Hila, for being a babe. You helped my son reach a milestone. Basically I'm doing all I can to have a child with a sense of humor and a bit of cynicism. If he's not a funny skeptic when he grows up, I'm demanding a refund. I also wanted to say that I am deeply sorry you are getting pressured by all of KZbin plus your mothers to make a spawn. Children are amazing and difficult and world changing, they shouldn't be rushed and I have total respect for you guys just doing everything in your own time. Keep in mind, though, babies look absofuckinglutely adorable in beanies and hats. Half the reason I made my son was to have a fleshy blob I could put in a santa hat for all of December. Because, you know....priorities. Anyways, I just wanted to send some love, and possibly mention that my son would look groovy in a Teddy Fresh onesie. New merch idea? Possibly. Lord knows he was only ever made because his father told me I look extra thicc one day. That's all it took. Papa bless y'all -Beth Lewis

[@robertmurillo7153]

Beth Lewis best comment ever

[@yl842]

I love that struggling to check out babes is a milestone, we need more moms like you!

[@ash13y65]

i love this comment 😢❤️

[@goopeyvera]

I hope they see this

[@wompwomp-n8m]

Beth Lewis lol

[@kamikazekiwi1313]

Ethan doing a daily podcast is a bad idea imo, it will burn you out, and you'll begin reaching too hard for content, kinda like leafy, although right now you're nothing like him.

[@bums009]

danny kadir Or he could just make proper content again like he used to.

[@aidansyracuse3338]

danny kadir podcasts aren't commentary videos as long as Ethan doesn't change the podcasts won't be stretched

[@RobbyInTheLobby]

Yeah I don't understand how they can make an hour to 5 hour long podcast but can't put a video out on H3h3 once a week.

[@VladtheWild]

What else are they gonna do?

[@bradytyler1224]

Mr. Doughboy he said he can’t get into the mental state to make the videos. Plus every video they upload gets demonitized instantly so they can actually make money doing pod casts.

[@trippydrew8492]

I think if you do 5 days a week both, you guys, and us the viewers will suffer from burnout. It is possible to have too much of a good thing.

[@dannyduf]

DrewPeacock69 TrippyDrew69 True that

[@zacharysaldivar8132]

I’m already there with Ethan’s eyebrows.

[@callmehishmael]

i think having more shows is awesome, but 5 is a lot. 30 minutes is the only way it would work imo

[@noobiewatcherz9938]

They can't do this forever. They gotta shove in as much content as they can just like everyone else. H3h3 originals obviously takes a huge hit form the adpocalypse since their content isn't PG friendly, the the smart thing to focus on is H3podcast. I'm guessing the 5 days a week (short sessions) is just a damage control thing on if and when a Guest can't show up on a specific day.

[@txgamer1347]

That and I feel they will neglect the H3H3 channel, and the type of videos they make on there, which is kinda what put them in the spotlight

[@jrod3029]

Don't burn yourself out Ethan. Keep it real. I'd rather have quality over quantity. unless it's on the Ethan and Hila channel. just my opinion. Papa Bless

[@biancaok3745]

J Rod couldn’t agree more

[@katc2040]

J Rod the algorithm ruins quality over quantity

[@desc.doc.1367]

Bless up

[@melekboke]

Miss uploads to the Ethan and Hila channel.

[@mopcgrl0]

My 13 year old brother was a devout maverick and sucked my mom into buying him a backpack and that dumb iconic hoodie/jogger combo.... with the sudden fall of the Logan’s empire, and school starting back up from winter break, my intelligent brother told us the night before school started he will no longer be representing the maverick nonsense. Couldn’t be more proud he came to his own realization that these guys are unintelligent scammers.

[@thatssomerlynn_1248]

Erin McMahon wait... is ur brothers name PJ?

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

He fell into the trap of following along with something that's massively popular with his age group, it's understandable and forgivable. You should definitely tell him you're proud and encourage that "thinking for himself" that he just got a taste of.

[@jansuchoparek286]

And you buy some other bs product.

[@erikkellar348]

That's a waste of money than

[@TunaNom]

You should try to change up the design, diy it and make it into something wearable! Or you can donate it. Bc it’s such a waste of money 😭😭

[@LoicReviews]

Please don't do 5 shows a week... It will literally kill your content. You should although try to keep it to 2 shows a week like you used to with the interview on Friday and the topical stuff on Tuesday.

[@mlg8146]

Wesh loic tu fais quoi la

[@I-do-not-read-replies]

More Reactions less podcasts. You guys are not Roosterteeth.

[@zebbr0s]

yeah

[@Zavyeer]

I 100% back this up

[@DerpishDerp]

Trkl ou quoi loic

[@ColtonDempsey]

I asked my 9 year old cousin this Christmas if she was a Jake Pauler and the look of disgust on her face made me so proud

[@ColtonDempsey]

Then I asked if she was in the Logang and she began blushing and bashfully said yes

[@evindrews]

Lmao

[@zstrode.8953]

Give her a high 5 for me

[@Ape8658]

Cringe

[@mmmkkkyla]

You look like Logan

[@gwenreese3028]

when are the dead body maverick tee shirts for sale??

[@SmexiiWade]

Omg I just preordered mine 😍

[@Jgvcfguy]

Dab on them dead bodies

[@trichilocosm3427]

James that was edgy af.Very nice.

[@DendyJungle]

Gwen Reese you think suicide is funny. Good for u dude

[@burntpotato8089]

Mo u mean Logan finds suicide funny

[@deansmit4540]

I feel like Hila has lowkey started to replace Ethan's entire wardrobe with Teddy Fresh merch.

[@georginablackwell7122]

Déan Smit I bet he’s so crazy proud of her. He probably just never takes it off aha. Cute.

[@codypfad11]

Wait 3 years

[@VegasBanksy]

just now, in 2021 it’s become head to toe, literally, beanie to socks, teddy fresh, and i love it.

[@MasterVycen]

Do an episode with Joji. He can talk about ending FilthyFrank just to give some closure.

[@sinmir501]

Patrick B the whole gang idubbbz max and Joji

[@AbdulLatif-kq4yw]

Tom Smith yeah, he announced it in Twitter.

[@VladtheWild]

I don't want closure.. I want to believe it's still alive

[@ferg0517]

That's a great idea, I would love to watch that episode

[@xPrimal]

Tom Smith yes, it affects him mentally and he wants to stop.

[@DuckyTheGamer]

This episode aged like a fine wine

[@cookieyadig3265]

Never trust an edited comment, ever.

[@JShoe-jx9fx]

Cookie Ya Dig - agreed

[@cookieyadig3265]

I see what you did there....

[@JShoe-jx9fx]

or did you

[@dokkansummons994]

you right you right fam, I had to take my like back for that one lol

[@zaphod8810]

"He greenscreens out the pool and puts in Martin Luther King...can you think of anything more tasteless?" Well, Ethan, little did you know that just a few day in the future the answer will be: YES!!. I'm of course talking about the wonders of vloging in suicide forests...

[@silverzdk]

The fact that you have to mention what you are talking about for future views is the real insanity

[@GeekedOutNeckbeard]

It was probably a faked video as well which is even worse lol. Logan going all-out in full scale douche. But, I never really felt it was that bad to have filmed a dead body. Then I saw how he ACTUALLY handled the situation, and it was disgusting. I had the SMALL glimmer of hope that he accidentally recorded it, and people noticed it and put it on blast and THEN he took it down. Now that I seen it... Just.. Wow.

[@SomeBlackGuy]

almost made it through... couldn't finish the 12 days song... jesus

[@sean810]

Get Joji on the podcast to talk about him ending Filthy Frank

[@jaesean7715]

Sean Richardson pretty sure he wouldn't want a whole episode on that but yeah a Joji interview would be nice

[@ChaoS1626]

He's on tour rn, but yeah that would be great to have just Joji interview

[@nestialityorbecrophillia5335]

Sean Richardson Joji is busy eating ass

[@j_chivs4566]

ultragaze He put a statement out saying throat tissue damage, neurological conditions and that he didn't enjoy creating the content anymore. He was an artist before Filthy Frank so it makes sense he wants to go back to that without blaming the fanbase.

[@sinmir501]

ultragaze on his Twitter he said why he quit go read it.

[@WIZ_LIZ]

Please don't do five shows a week. The content will become more watered down as you try and find topics to cover. Stick to your current format.

[@maninblack3410]

AVQuasar I think it’s RIP already. The fact that this was supposed to be an H3 video and they turned into a watered down podcast kind of ends it for me. Podcasts are great when actual videos do come out, but I’m a fan for their videos, not the (mostly) awkward interviews.

[@maninblack3410]

F A S C I N A T I N G I never said the channel was dying, just that it’s leaving the fans of their original format behind. The RIP was my hope dying. (I actually like the interviews, but it does get really awkward at times. Tbh though, if my options to have the podcasts or their videos I’d much rather get rid of the casts. We wouldn’t be losing as much imo)

[@myApexTV]

Get Nathan Fielder on the show!

[@bakewellspud]

do it!

[@blakeuribe8506]

Pls

[@OurFoundingLiars]

Yes

[@OurFoundingLiars]

KPURDY really funny comedian, his show Nathan For You mocks the “help struggling business” format but he’s also a master troll

[@MidwesternFilthMixes]

Nathans comedy is miles ahead of this

[@theegg2997]

"I've never seen something so distasteful" Little do they know...

[@maxemmett2902]

cant wait for them to talk about the whole logan paul dead body video

[@darennfreitas3636]

Max Emmett i know

[@sagel.m6357]

Im so tired to death of them even saying his name. hes so unimportant.

[@aestheticbaal7390]

They'll probably kiss his ass, like he always does.

[@christinasanders4833]

Max Emmett yes it needs to happen

[@martin__chaser]

Ethan PLEASE, DON'T make a podcast FIVE times a week!!! I want some more videos from h3h3productions and if you will make podcasts almost everyday, you will COMPLETELY STOP making any videos on your main channel. Please don't abandon h3h3productions, I miss the laughs and gags we've all had together ;(. And I think there are many people, who would also like to see more SLAAAAAAMINN videos on your main channel. Please Ethan and Hila! Your loyal fan from Slovakia

[@HerreraAlonso]

I think three is good if it doesnt affect the normal content or burns out ,makes tired hila and ethan

[@JimBob652]

I agree Martin but in my opinion also it will devalue the podcast, for en example I always get pumped when I see a h3h3podcast upload but if it's five time a week then I'm going to get so fed up seeing it in my sub feed. the best example I can give you Ethan and Hila is that look at youtubers who upload every day and look at youtubers who upload every 1 week or a month, you want to keep you viewer base craving more and that's what your doing now but pumping way more, then everyday they are going to see it more often then they will be like "meh" if you get what I mean :)

[@peanutgallery123]

Martin V Also keep in mind what happened to the Ethan and Hila channel where they tried to upload every day and had to take a break from the stress. I hope they see your comment.

[@PopeCop]

What he said

[@deathknight161]

quality over quantity

[@Peter-go1jz]

It cracks me up every time Ethan looks over to Hila for clarification for a joke haha

[@josiecat8080]

Peter lmao i love them

[@Jack-rk7jc]

It's funny how he backtracks when he notices that Hila doesn't agree with a point he's making lol

[@Peter-go1jz]

I know aha

[@birdinthetrap723]

Maybe cause he knows she is more of a level headed person ...who else has start watching Bombars body language and tries to read him ? I can't he throws me off with his Tourettes

[@oaedeoi]

I like to tell myself jokes and laugh at it when I'm alone

[@RegusFrankfurt]

Hila is so alive in this podcast I love it, really getting involved. It's really cool.

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

rlawr15 I love her so much. I love how out of her shell she is now, and it's adorable to see how much Ethan makes her laugh and how much she loves him. .....I'm a grown man, lol

[@RegusFrankfurt]

we all strive for a woman who looks at you the way hila looks at ethan, or alternatively, the way ethan looks at pizza

[@SirFroge]

waiting for a Shredder interview

[@Bralliemovies]

Sir Froge big fan 🅱️

[@ZaPbOy]

Shredder cam merch

[@robboss6577]

I wuv u senpai

[@reubenwhite2804]

But what if it's already good

[@rah1752]

T H I C C R E D D E R

[@dacolts89]

nah 2 a week is fine bruh. Don't burn out my dude

[@VladtheWild]

An alteration between this and the original H3 would be nice.

[@OptimumSmiley]

I get you bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@bloodsee]

Ethan my dude, I think you guys should concentrate on H3H3 a little bit as well, and just do 2 shows a week max on this channel. Appreciate yall and a happy new year!

[@djoan0872]

bloodsee you took the words right out of my mouth 😂. I agree. I mean I love them but you know, this would've been great in the H3H3 channel

[@Atomix_117]

h3h3 doesn't make any money since they keep getting demonetized.

[@P3rformula]

If you don't like their work, just unsub and don't watch. There's a lot of other good content out there.

[@brodybishop7647]

P3rformula Did I miss something? Why are you getting so defensive?

[@TheThirdErnest]

I love the H3H3 main channel, but like someone said, it gets so demonetized now that I can understand why the try and focus on other stuff. It sucks cuz I like the og channel but they gotta make their living.

[@julesrox113]

I love that Jake Paul changes keys like 4 times throughout 12 days of Christmas and not once was he in the same key as the background music lol

[@jorawarkahlon6245]

You should have Eric Andre on the H3 podcast

[@stinkysdiner]

That would be a disaster

[@countesscabins7084]

M. A beautiful disaster

[@eatitplease5018]

I think he'd be too much for them honestly

[@rhiannon8522]

Theodore Roosevelt the hot ones episode was great sometimes it’s good to see the person behind the character

[@ihnefee]

Maybe not go for 5 days podcasts for each week, for your sake. I've seen this in many content creators where they try to ramp up the productivity, only to burn themselves out leading them to stop or take a long break. Maybe do it 2 times a week with same good quality!

[@TM-hd8xp]

Very true

[@chancyjj2805]

The Paul Brothers are like a would be Black Mirror episode. Like the internet gone wrong

[@brucegirdlestone8516]

Good analogy.

[@pureevil9496]

Chancyjj Implying that show would ever blame humans instead of the technology they abuse.

[@kranx2690]

Chancyjj like that popularity one where they couldn't get shit if they weren't popular enough

[@redlightmax]

+Chancyjj They've ruined the internet too. Add that one to the list.

[@avi4767]

Waldo moment

[@tonyu2356]

Ethan: "It was serendipitous that we met." Hila: "I don't know that word."

[@pokedexter3337]

The Logan Paul Santa Diss Track made my entire body condense into a sphere that's two centimeters in diameter. Cancer.

[@austinv9829]

Dexter Knight-Richard lol

[@Encoun2er]

r = 1

[@enderfawx3063]

Circumference = 3.14

[@willwelsh3622]

Ender Fawx *6.28 (sorry, had to do it)

[@SatanIsSextingMe]

i really wish i knew math well enough to add another joke here it was bad

[@meganeckland5187]

On the 12th day of Christmas Ethan gave to me... 12 prankers pranking 11 vapers vaping 10 gamers gaming 9 fupas dancing 8 posts on reddit 7 joey salads 6 fetish channels 5 TRIGGERED FEMINISTS 4 fake gurus H3 podcast live 2 Hazmat suits And a Ethan bradberryyyyy

[@ponpin18]

Megan Eckland SSSLLLAAAAAAMMMMIINNNNNN

[@thomass6813]

beautiful song, i feel enlightaned thank you

[@jjakkal_]

Megan Eckland gamer assassins gaming***

[@GwopUpEnt]

Slamberry *

[@thegrubird8077]

After seeing this comment I sang the entire song

[@YugoPFC]

the Paul brothers, ricegum, Alissa whatever and the rest of them are the definition of youtube drama cancer.

[@thegamingbroz2716]

YugoPFC Simply Clout Gang, Logans Team and Team 10 are the most cancerous youtubers.

[@andrewg.68]

what about the people that love the drama and make them bigger than they are and the peeps that capitalize on it making it even bigger?

[@mr.vipost5926]

YugoPFC why ricegum tho hes not part of team10

[@TheARMusicGroup]

That kid is going to be so embarassad when he's older.

[@nerdcity]

"Merch Raping." I think you invented an important new term.

[@prajadh3531]

Yeaaah, nerd city is also here. So happy to see you here dude. You and h3 should collab.

[@chilisaucier]

Merch Raping > Merch Rapping

[@VosovioYTC]

You know that feeling when someone with a verification tick comments on a video and everyone's like "OMG IT'S SO AND SO I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE" And you're just sitting there like.. Who the fuck is this dude?

[@nerdcity]

praj adh - I’m too small to do them any good, but I would never say no!

[@joycoleen4792]

Vosovio if you like H3H3 you'll like nerd city

[@DirtMerchant693]

If you want to leave the skits or reactions that you used to do that’s fine, I’d still watch the podcasts, but like everyone’s been saying don’t burn yourself out

[@Noname-bl5hk]

wait wtf? I'm confused

[@olliehizzle]

Gotta pay for dat tesla boooi

[@camilasuemi6850]

Sxar XOXO Hes talking about what H3H3 said in the beginning of this video. Thinking about doing these kind of podcasts 5 times a week. I think it's too much. If it was like the old reactions he did in the past, it's fine. It's short. Podcasts take at least 30min. He did 5 reactions in this one video. Hes gonna get tired soon.

[@RevCo78]

JOJI... GET JOJI ON THE SHOW. Many here are saying this.. to bring real closure to Filthy Frank. While, yes, that would be nice... I am sure dude is tired of rehashing it. I feel H3 could help bridge the gap. I want to him him talk about past, present, and future. Know he's on tour, but keep it in mind and get him on and talking. Joji is interesting and has his place in the history of the internet.

[@ferg0517]

James Shiver YES, I totally agree

[@ferg0517]

mr.bonana TV they could have him on again. He seems like a really interesting person with a lot of stories to tell about his career on KZbin and making music. They've had Post Malone on more than once as well

[@angbarua]

Last time Joji was on, he didn't talk much at all because it was actually a Post Malone only episode and he just decided to drop by after a concert of his. I really do hope they get him on again. Would be even more sick if Max and Ian join too.

[@kirklandjens381]

I’ve never seen Joji give an interview that wasn’t boring. Just saying. Even though he has interesting stuff to say at times if the Joji persona is his real personality he’s got about as much as a tree.

[@magicmintak]

Angshuman Barua that would be the sickest thing ever. But i'm still waiting for that to happen. Maybe some day.. who knows?

[@vanduopmchoover2333]

For season 2 please give Joji his own full episode. Also there was some mention of Tommy Wiseau being on? That would be great. And lastly Maxmoefo is long overdue an episode.

[@gunsforhands_997]

Yes we need Max and also a Joji comeback

[@jumpingbombangels2856]

Wiseau has stood them up at least twice, idk if they will ever try to get him on again

[@hayleebond]

why do i feel like you predicted the logan paul suicide forest video

[@purpydurgy3149]

haylee bond ikr

[@McFlurry448]

time stamp pls

[@naoassiste1701]

just in time hahahaha

[@amorejules]

What's the time stamp

[@hayleebond]

the?whole?podcast?

[@benhattan8013]

Please don’t do 5 podcasts a week. Podcasts are good, but we want your real channel videos

[@trevorknight6865]

Benboozle I honestly fw podcasts more

[@nicotorre5]

Podcasts are long tho it’s fyee

[@GoodNote]

you ever seen that kid and M.L.K. in the same place at the same time tho...?????

[@RandomationsYt]

Good Note no cuz he ded :(

[@Kxidence]

randomations Yt WoAh PaL tHaTS pReTty EdGY

[@Qekao]

Yeah mlk was in the pool

[@RandomationsYt]

Wifi Sox I’m a savage *dab*

[@RobbyInTheLobby]

oOOoooOOooooooooooOOOOOooohh

[@alex255may]

"We're gonna take two weeks off" Logan Paul: "Hold my beer..."

[@Wnick56]

Amelia Schmuker hold my merch

[@thealacritarian]

“Let’s harmonize” both autotune sing the exact same note.

[@jacob2306]

David Battisti i dropped out of music theory after a day and i know more about music and production than his team

[@thealacritarian]

Les Badgers What can I say, the Paul brother’s amaze me. Haha!

[@enderfawx3063]

Les Badgers they do what gets them views, not a loyal fan base, silly. Don't you know that KZbin loves quantity over quality?

[@hebn.]

MrBlake6332 trying to actually harmonise would break both their brains

[@stephenjuarez2247]

2 podcasts is perfect, but anything past that takes away from the charm of a weekly podcast. You dont want to over saturate your channel with podcasts and eventually get to the point where you dont have any stories to tell or just talk about the same redundant thing week after week. Maybe podcast #1 is just Ethan and Hila, then podcast #2 is a special guest. Thats just imo on something thay I probably shouldn't be so opinionated about. Either way Happy New Year!

[@Windrammer]

Stephen Juarez They want to shit out as many podcasts as possible because they can make a lot of money on them without actually putting forth any effort

[@daviszollars3356]

Just look what happened to joe rogan lol

[@JaiRaymond]

SHREDDER INTERVIEW

[@lacrosse4higher]

i bet that dog has some interesting things to say

[@VladtheWild]

They would have to include subtitles

[@oliverdeplace8886]

Lead to more personal shit ie, why can’t Ethan give it up? Is he sterile? Can we all treat you better Israeli princess please reach out?

[@AlaborApril]

SLAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMING

[@kaydnburns5935]

Theres nothing wrong with plugging merch. Sell it. But making an entire song about it and essentially shoving it down there throats thats over the line

[@ballintothemax8241]

Kaydn Burns that’s what he said dude

[@joebortz1831]

5 days a week is too much in my opinion

[@VladtheWild]

It may last 1 week, but I'd want to see it.

[@TheFunXD2000]

Needing a Logan Paul update video after what he uploaded yesterday smh

[@addiemarieruhome]

Michael Soriano they're on vacation I believe. Don't worry though Papa Fupa will daddy up on Logan very soon

[@evangilio6711]

Thing is with Teddy fresh is that it isn't merch, its it's own brand. Just because hilas behind it doesn't mean that it's h3h3 merch. The stuff is unique, cool and separate from the h3h3 brand

[@romanbackwood911]

Maximumsquige .. lol what is the difference between a brand and merchandise?

[@evangilio6711]

Roman BackWood if it was merch it would be related to h3h3 in some kind of way, take for instance Logan Paul's Maverick merch, that's tied to his brand as he refers to his fans as Mavericks, whereas Teddy fresh is just it's own thing where the only tie to h3h3 is that hilas designed it, nothing else ties it together

[@nicholast2031]

Nathannnnnn Except... it's not and you completely disregarded the comment above you. Merch represents a person or people, for example the Mavericks are associated with Logan Paul, that's what he calls his fans. It's not like h3 fans are "teddy bears." On account of it being bad clothing, that's what we call an "opinion." We all have them, and they aren't facts.

[@TLIDandTheDerpCrew]

Nicholas T People associate Teddy Fresh with H3. He reps Teddy Fresh and advertises it. It's merch. It's a huge double standard that he can plug his equally shitty merch and face no backlash for it.

[@Humineral]

Naa

[@bridgidblalock5265]

After watching a bunch of H3H3 videos I have found myself raising my eyebrows while talking now and then. Unintentionally of course.

[@SweatySquid69]

Bridgid Blalock Yesss same its soo weird

[@eligamer3792]

Same lol

[@Mr2BonClay]

It's actually contagious

[@Mr2BonClay]

Always protect yourself when watching h3

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

I've had that tic since I was like...14. I'm 28 now. The first time I saw Ethan do that, I knew exactly what it was. When he addressed it, for some reason it made me feel so happy. I love these two.

[@GrimReacts]

If I don't buy Teddy Fresh, then I'm a baby. And I want to be a big boy.

[@psycho_pilot2301]

Cruxal love your vids bud

[@julieharmon1939]

Nathan?

[@giovannizerbini3119]

Me me big boy

[@HannersBelieves]

me me BIG boy

[@mer7718]

ME ME? BIG BOI

[@dj5BIT]

WE WANT REVIEWBRAH IN TO THE PODCAST

[@andsribeiro]

loll1pop that would be awesome.

[@CoolVids19]

THIS IS RUNNING ON EMPTY FOOOOOOOOD REVIEW

[@Ramidemi710]

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[@jacobsantel9792]

Yesss, review brah is a man among men

[@ParadxcaL]

Yes please

[@doctorgears9358]

Excuse me. Where is my TheReportOfTheWeek? Also come on, Ethan. 3 shows a week is the best you got. You can't cultivate proper fupa with 5 shows a week.

[@VladtheWild]

No harm in trying.

[@laurah674]

I was pretty shocked to see that every single Team 10 person has their own merch site. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. I am incredibly grateful to not be a kid or teen in 2018, because I’m pretty certain I would probably fall victim to their predatory tactics.

[@larsr6466]

Hila is really coming out of her shell recently. She was even funnier than Ethan this episode.

[@ferg0517]

Lars R I know, I was really surprised how many funny comments she made

[@CobraMster27]

Yeah, she always seemed like she could be fast and now it's coming out

[@josecezar7903]

Yeah

[@HankGreenburg]

She knows where the memes are and ethan seems to be completely losing it.

[@bloocheez3]

I was thinking the same thing. She was on point.

[@CosmicMapping]

Please don't do five shows a week. It's going to completely take over your career. We're already seeing the start of that...

[@bums009]

CosmicMapping Has he acknowledged anything to do with the lack of actual videos yet? Maybe something on Twitter (I don't use it lol)? I mean sometimes I don't know why I'm even subscribed before and that's super sad to me, cos it used to be one of favourite youtube channels of all time.

[@GraveOW]

Halapecia shaniqua he did. Essentially he can't get into the mental state of making h3h3 videos. He is working on getting over it.

[@CosmicMapping]

I completely understand this. I sympathize 5000% with what he's going through. But the podcast path... It's a dangerous one. Relying 100% on podcasts for creative output leads to the death of all your other pursuits. You're gonna have to trust me, I know about this...

[@x3naurus]

CosmicMapping you're a fake fan if you didn't see the second Philip DeFranco podcast

[@ConLLee]

I think they want the podcast to be their main content tbh. It’s a pretty damn good podcast

[@sonkkulini8]

Hila gets prettier everyday bro

[@thegreatgahooli]

with the Disney channel flow

[@gaywoman420]

Fascinated five Mil on KZbin in 6 months, neva done befo

[@allisoncastle]

lilnas OOOHHHHH SHITT

[@johnapple6646]

Disney is muh city

[@cosmancho2959]

She looks like a homeless gipsy.

[@dakata21]

I just realised how bad this actually is... kids are gonna grow up thinking this type of behaviour is okay... something needs to be done about this

[@KlintKaras]

dakata21 welcome my mind for the last year...

[@lukescorsone2035]

Will you invite Tommy Wiseau back for season two? because I would love to see him as a guest

[@ttdmax5711]

Exe Dee yes please

[@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt]

What do you mean invite him *BACK*?.... that implies that he was there in the first place...

[@lp6445]

i was so heartbroken when they said they were gonna have him but it didnt work out. tommy wiseau is MY HERO

[@Bofadeezbilly]

​​​ ​​​​​​ ​ ​​​ ​​​​​​ they had him scheduled but it got cancel

[@theVHSvlog]

I'm from Ohio and it's appealing because it rhymes with "bio"

[@VladtheWild]

It's also unique because 3 letters are vowels

[@neiljaphtha9895]

theVHSvlog or B.O (body odour)

[@Ryfinius]

i'm from Pennsylvania. That has nothing to do with anything but we're right next to Ohio and I still feel icky when any of the pauls mentions they're from there.

[@josecezar7903]

Rep the O! The Paulers can't destroy what's great about us which is.... Umn... gimme a second, i'll think of something. umn... yea, uuuuumn..... JACK HANNAH BITCHES!!! and of course, RIP HARAMBE YO!!! Dicks out fool!

[@bigburd875]

FrankieTheWop I feel shame, knowing that me and logan share a home state

[@tiny__pebble]

Don’t over work yourself, leave yourself time to work on other projects not just the podcast

[@alexa.672]

"I can see it in his eyes..." The kid is wearing sunglasses

[@DS-yq6tg]

Alex A. He was talking about himself in the reflection. It was a subtle allegory that the songs truly all about Logan.

[@DS-yq6tg]

Alex A. Or not. Giving Logan a lot of credit here ;)

[@RainAngel111]

I can see it in his fupa

[@baconandeggs80]

THANK YOU! The way they over hawk their merch, and manipulate children is heart-breaking. I was wishing that someone on KZbin would address this but it seemed that no one thought this was an issue. Logan talks about being different, unique, and chasing goals. That's a wonderful message for kids and adults alike. It's a wonderful thing to expose kids to, because it's the young one's who are starting to get a sense of themselves and the world around them. Now he says that in order to be a Maverick, you've got to buy merch. What if you can't afford the merch or (gasp!) don't like it. Does this mean that you're kept outside the "family" ? Kids are seeking his approval, they look up to him, they want to be like him. Buying Logan's merch is a way for them to feel close to him. The $ that he earns from his merch is nothing to be proud of. The Pauls should feel guilty rather than prideful. They compete with each other, and compare earnings. This is how little they think of the fans. How do they sleep at night? They both want to be billionaires for the sake of being able to let everyone know it. It's like when athletes use steroids to perform stronger than they'd be able to, if they were to go forward organically and authentically. I don't have a problem with people selling merch, but it is possible to sell merch and leave ego out of it. At this point it's difficult to know if these guys are honest about anything, and why they make vlogs in the first place. Thanks again for touching on this subject. I just want people to be aware that this is going on. I don't want intelligent people to get lost in the manipulation.

[@tfennoy9583]

Lady J in Lotus Pose thank you for this beautiful comment! Honestly you're speaking nothing but the truth. PAPA BLESS!

[@ryryeggs]

PAPA BLESS

[@xPrimal]

F to pay respects

[@hodorhodor6925]

I'm sorry bro but I'm way too lazy to read all that lol

[@thelonespeaker]

Amenn papa bless

[@nazmush_shamael]

get idubbbz, maxmoefoe and joji on the show.

[@VladtheWild]

I think maxmoefoe is the only one who hasn't been on

[@magicmintak]

Luci3nTv yes but we're talking about something different here. Also joji doesnt count, it was mostly post malone podcast.

[@notwick4072]

The Legendary Trinity. Do you think KZbin is ready for these three to unite again?

[@andrewweaver8189]

Get idubbz, max, joji, posty, and eric on the show 5 days a week. Go hard.

[@dianaramos2150]

But like, in the same podcast

[@Dapbear]

For those who saying h3 is stretching the seriousness of this.... Jake and Logan are idolizing themselves to children, and then they are manipulating children to try and get their parents to buy the merch. If you think it's a stretch, you obviously don't know how vulnerable these kids are. This is so messed up

[@adram7961]

But it's not like they're the only ones doing it lol. It's just marketing, so many influencers do it.

[@kyle8025]

Dapbear 30 minutes of criticism would have been plenty. He got a little too sjw sensitive in this one. Still love him tho

[@thelonespeaker]

Ad Ram don't say "lol", you're not lol. Besides there had never been that type of obscene marketing before, not coming from a dude that makes 140M view vids. That's a premiere and it was legitimate to make a podcast about it.

[@aeastheticat5311]

Dapbear agreed

[@_SSGB_]

Dapbear You say it like its news. Celebrities advertising merch has been a thing for years, just them using a brand product without even saying anything was enough for millions to buy. What about cartoons? Movies? Commercial? Almost everything in media has always had its focus on selling shit. The only reason people are mad about the Paul brothers is because they are more upfront about it and, and the people that are mad are those who would NEVER buy their merch. What about Ethan or any other youtuber promoting their merch? You don't care because you consume that shit. Its a double standard, i don't like them either but these people really are proving to be "haters".

[@cicero7409]

I'm so happy you decided to talk about this, really appreciate the serious tone and serious analysis.

[@yllohrino]

Please don’t bring on a writer! i love you all’s authenticity. Appreciate ya!! Papa bless!

[@alexjacobs2080]

Holly Clark even the idea of a writer made my balls dry

[@Josh-hd1lk]

PLEASE don't do the "30 minute podcast" thing. PLEASE just make more H3 and Ethan and Hila videos. I miss them ):

[@DongusMcBongus]

I miss E&H too.

[@vendetta_odin4078]

Ethan and Hila was so legendary. Those videos will pass into legend.

[@theodorelandon9425]

Don't do 5 a week. I'd say 3 max, but that's pushing it too. It's going to burn you out and you'll have to reach for content.

[@sethkerr4820]

The kid idolizes Logan paul and I idolize Hugh mungus

[@KlintKaras]

some boi and you're the winner there I have to say.

[@alayna7412]

What

[@AskYaMommyBoutMeBoi]

Facts

[@ChikaNeca]

Ok, they predicted first 2018 controversy, Papa Ethan snifted it in time, he didn't lose the touch

[@daneyahrecoveryroaddaneyah9532]

Ok I love this comment 😂😂😂😂

[@OscarDaGenius]

Sucks Tommy couldn't come on. But I'm always excited to see a Podcast

[@m4ra996]

OscarDaGenius1 he should be coming on soon

[@krusher181]

You should check out the podcast app, or podcast section of iTunes. Shit has so many podcasts, you will not know where to start.

[@OscarDaGenius]

Monk Killedababy I've seen them all. Since before the table set up

[@lightunusual6935]

*Bring ReportOfTheWeek on the Podcast!!*

[@ParadxcaL]

LightUnusual yes please

[@lightunusual6935]

Flores Bremer :))

[@kendawg3727]

I'd watch

[@epictacowizard5778]

YES YES YES YES

[@RandomTrickshotterXD]

Or joeysworldtour

[@extvproducer]

5 days a week??? WHAAA???? It's EVERYDAY BROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Would love an expanded version of the podcast.

[@logano1878]

Ex-TV Producer whos got time for dat?

[@sushisherps2666]

I would like it if they were shorter and drawn out across the 5 days

[@ammars.8121]

Can you please do more h3h3 vidoes

[@HS-eq3gk]

ye where videos at

[@HS-eq3gk]

well i guess it's his choice in the end

[@aNotoriousPhD]

If you watched the PhillyD video it seems like Ethan is going through some stuff right now and is having troubles with motivation or inspiration. Doesn't help that so many of his videos get quickly demonitized, whereas his podcasts are still profitable. It's really unfortunate.

[@HS-eq3gk]

That explains a lot. If things go well on podcasts maybe he'll feel comfortable making videos again.

[@ZOD4]

"Let's harmonise!" *proceeds to not harmonise*

[@johnbazy]

Harmonize = singing a single melody in unison England = city 1st day of Christmas = names 2 things

[@dexter7954]

Ethan dont its gonna burn out and you're gonna hate it man

[@JCTelenio]

Wait until these "Ohio boys" return to their home state. It's going to be really depressing.

[@h0lstein121]

2 a week is more then enough, i think it should be someting to look foreward to.

[@dengar96]

Nah I'd take some 30 minute discussions that would add to the current long form interview. Doesn't hurt anything, helps their income surely.

[@johannes2812]

agreed. 30 min of ethan talking aout elon musk is to frequent.

[@joshwhite-pullerofstrings9518]

h0lsteiN forward*

[@evandomingo176]

h0lsteiN he should focus more on quality not quantity

[@buddha508]

Big Facts

[@jonashaugen5258]

You guys are my heroes. Please fly me out to LA, you can use me to plug your merch.

[@JakoTheWacko]

Dear Mr. Thicc Boi please use the "k" key to pause the videos instead of leaving the cursor and thus the scrubbing bar on the screen the whole time. Sincerely A Less Thicc Boi

[@declanferguson6282]

Kapow Kow go away hater *D A B X3*

[@officialmcdeath]

All roads lead to VLC \//\

[@DaniJean1]

Or the space bar.

[@lazerix3447]

Logan Paul is color blind. So were the guy's hands not purple ?

[@lazerix3447]

Jules lmaooooo

[@iLitAfuseiCantStop]

Logan Paul is not colorblind, just ignorant.

[@CptKosher]

damn lmao

[@lazerix3447]

CptKosher merch.

[@truthvstheagenda5998]

Go look on liveleak for yourself

[@yndrako]

*Hi my names logan and I’m here to say* *Buy my merch and make your mom pay*

[@VladtheWild]

I haven't seen any dads on board with the movement. you might have a point here

[@ZER-nf6jm]

DCM ahh that sentence is intellegent

[@CipherChillin]

Hi my names eminem and i'm here to say Jake Paul is cancer and please go away

[@biancaok3745]

thats neato

[@Wallucks.]

Me Me big disappointement

[@saumyaranjanmishra5154]

This felt like an unedited H3 video

[@Joe-bb4yi]

Saumya Ranjan Mishra it's was live

[@stonek6584]

Saumya Ranjan Mishra you just described what they try to make their podcasts.

[@hongmeiling6065]

I feel like this will lead to less and less normal H3 videos as a result, idk. Still entertaining but it feels like a cash grab, and we might not see stuff like that law & order video or the PUA one.

[@MunchyFrost]

Hong Meiling I don’t think it’s a cash grab I think they just enjoy this more and easier to make

[@dertysprite]

How is it a "cash grab"? It's just a more naturally flowing format.

[@Radi0Active94]

So if Ethan's plans for the podcast are finalized, h3h3 is basically gonna stop existing and this is the new h3h3. No way he can do 5 podcasts a week and still do "main" channel content. I miss the days when Ethan would upload a spicy new h3h3 video and it would leave me in tears. RIP.

[@a_s2557]

Dakota Edwards i feel like I'm the only one to like their reaction videos and other videos way better than podcasts. I agree with you sadly :( there's weeks in between posts now already, and their Ethan and hila channel is basically dead

[@auroradias1989]

Logan Paul is the next step in human evolution, he is the embodiment of a corporation in a human body.

[@TheGoldSwordSquad]

Its not just Logan and Jake. Most youtube channels with young fanbases will try and shove their merch down their throats

[@sabrinablankenship8697]

Honestly though, the one sort of good thing about young fan bases not having their own money is their family is not going to starve because their mom decided to buy a backpack instead of dinner.

[@NotTheLarryDavid]

You mean like h3h3 merch?

[@Nijos254]

Larry David selling stuff isn't shoving it down anyones throats. How do the two compare at all

[@ghostdukevladamir5101]

None of them have the colossal fanbases of these two

[@GeekedOutNeckbeard]

Larry David H3H3 will add it at the end of a video, as, you know, all people who run a business will. That's how they'll secure their money and income. But they aren't making rap songs specifically designed to shove their merch down your throat. Their videos aren't about their merch as a primary topic. Instead, they do the entire video from start to finish and then plug their merchandise and put link in bio for those that are interested. They made one video ABOUT their merch and that was it for the most part. They do it in a more respectful way.

[@TroutOfOrder]

No don’t do a whole bunch of podcasts, they’re too long to watch in their entirety and I’d rather get more H3H3 vids which take less time to watch and have better reactions to vids and events.

[@tripleemce5003]

Podcasts are meant to be listened to, not necessarily watched

[@MandishFyre]

+Triple Emce Except it's uploaded on youtube as a VOD.

[@liammoloney5836]

TroutOfOrder I 100% agree

[@tripleemce5003]

+MandishFyre I usually get it on iTunes

[@realshytulah6787]

If you dont like the podcast then just watch some h3 clasics there allways funny

[@Midget997]

dont do 5 days a week, it would burn out

[@lewdpolice8583]

Guru Aleks yeah maybe like 3 days a week? Or even 2 big ones flowed by 1 short one.

[@milesalexanderperrine8273]

No it wouldn't JRE realeases at least 3 a week and it's not burning out.

[@tamppi777]

Agreed

[@gekds]

Everyone is different.

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

You guys know nothing of KZbin.

[@buckarney3781]

Martin Luther King “stop racism link in bio, Ive made a song about it twice”

[@MrIneedalifenow]

Get maxmoefoe on the show!!!!

[@danskyder1564]

You mean M A S S I V E L E G E N D

[@sugarboys5423]

No get his funny boyfriend on again

[@ideallyunoriginal]

2018: have Post as a permanent guest 😂

[@kranx2690]

Ideally Unoriginal he just makes everything even funnier

[@sage7296]

I love you guys but don’t try 5 podcasts a week .Please

[@VladtheWild]

just for one week, what could go wrong.

[@tacticool870]

I like the idea of more podcasts covering more topics. You both are educated, funny, and I respect your opinions and I would love to hear more about your views on various topics

[@notchrispy973]

Great podcast buuuuuuuuut... We still need a tommy wiseau episode

[@MisVit]

Please can we talk about the most horrifying Logan Paul has done and that is his most recent video where he films a dead body in "Japans suicide forest" -first of all he starts of with an emotionally manipulating intro. -Acts like a fucking child throughout the video -Zooms in to the body a few times, phrasing "suicide is not a joke" -Talks about the body and LAUGHS... I mean merch is one thing, but posting bodies with kids watching that shit. Too far dog... toooooo far

[@Matchamatcha699]

Vladimir Sivc the body's feet are touching the floor and its not even hanging up too high kinda i doubt that its real but even if its fake thats still pretty sociopathic to even fake serious mental illness and suicide plus did everyone forget the team 10 house drama/situation everyone is acting all surprised and the paulers have been psychos from the beginning these were just red flags in my opinion. And im pretty sure KZbin would address it and pretend to care but once this blows over they will secretly support the paulers 'kid friendly' 21st century money making scheme.

[@creationzikaz4836]

Yet you watched it. Mission accomplished for him.

[@MisVit]

is he just seeing how much he can get away with. Is this just an experiment for him?

[@higglybiggly1174]

grumpy kitty it's real. You can't do that kind of crap in Japan like you can here, especially in the off limits part of the forest. You can hang with your feet touching the ground BTW, it's more about strangulation then if you're actually "hanging"

[@higglybiggly1174]

random person yeah that's the most effective, but most people doing it themselves don't know how to effectively tie a noose or give themselves enough drop to break the neck. So they suffocate to death. That's the majority of hanging deaths sadly.

[@tuckman315]

Are they going to start making h3h3 videos again or are they done with that

[@VladtheWild]

No idea but we can hope.

[@abdullahalmuhaisin8236]

i came here to watch hila and ethan laugh , much love