The Real Life 34 Year Old Virgin

Skippy and his mom do their best to put an end to his virginity
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[@TheMeepUsesTheDefiniteArticle]

"If I ask nicely, can I pleeeeeease just give you a kiss?" How was she not dripping wet after that smooth line?!?

[@timothytallent729]

dude idek

[@rradiosilencee]

Ikr?? Even I was

[@sinisterlaughter7716]

artsy poodle these hoes ain’t loyal

[@nGUNNARp]

just goes to show women HATE guys who are nice someone's gonna take my comment serious

[@pratanumandal]

@@nGUNNARp Someone already did 😂

[@travv88]

If you make a whole clothing line based around your virginity, you have created a financial incentive to not get laid.

[@thecloverboi]

trav v Penis

[@travv88]

Oh wow I just realized my comment was pretty popular. @@thecloverboi

[@thecloverboi]

trav v yeah, I need sleep

[@travv88]

Clean your benis. @@thecloverboi

[@thecloverboi]

Nice

[@chillingsworth4384]

I can only imagine the horror if you hit that basement with a black light

[@stormingboy6016]

I didn’t think about that

[@hitthat6120]

Chillingsworth since she doesn’t know the location of things she’s going to basically be in a maze 😂

[@ghoste_girll]

Oh nawww

[@squam7911]

you'll be blinded by the entire basement glowing

[@Jason-xm8ck]

Hit That do u not get the comment

[@regularborgar7293]

Imagine being the little Mongolian child who had to make a shirt that says “I made out with skippy for 3 minutes”

[@traderjoes7976]

regular borgar LMAO

[@jeffzzzz1955]

Loool

[@rice1279]

I'm mongolian and I'm terrified

[@aidanciesluk6435]

This is the funniest thing I think I've read

[@aharonmlynsky]

Sad it's probably true

[@michaelspence3675]

"Wanna dance!?" **gives her the heimlich maneuver** 😂

[@painandsufferinginc.4025]

I fell over lauging

[@Vivian_Wong]

”can I be big spoon?” *proceeds to break her bottom two ribs*

[@aleanapineda882]

This comment is gold 😂👏

[@kdprodd]

"I showed you my belly button lint, please respond"

[@five-seven669]

Hahahaha 🤣🤣

[@lawngcawk5774]

@Forbidden Archives does pubes coun

[@ancientslav4863]

I thought my life was cringe back int he day...but this is over 9000. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, but there is something wrong with why you are a virgin - this guy is cringe omg...I pity him. He needs to change drastically - loose weight, socialize, buy better close and...omg the bellybutton lint....that cant be cured....

[@caderadebeats]

Skippy is now 42 has he lost it yet? Update: no

[@lolsudjr.4772]

g00sE poor guy. Imagine never experiencing the best thing in life.

[@ytirucsbo]

@@lolsudjr.4772 ehhhh lol

[@jinks1956]

He needs to learn how to social interact properly. Cause I guarentee it's not the way he looks, but how pushy he is with women. If I'm with a guy and he starts acting the way skippy did, or anything similar to begging and pushing for something like a kiss, I drop him so fucking fast because I hate that shit so much. If I'm uncomfortable, I'm not kissing you so don't keep begging like a child.

[@lolsudjr.4772]

jinks you’re right. The problem of his behavior isn’t his self confidence because he has enough of that. That’s what makes it hard for me to give him advice because usually it’s the self confidence that’s stopping ppl from getting together

[@eriallas2927]

42?

[@adhdboysyee4957]

Plot twist: Skippy’s jar of belly button lint is from all of his victims

[@ilikepigeons6101]

Oh wtf

[@Rydie_Haverlock]

Oh god

[@AtMr8MinutesIsReal]

bro....

[@KappaDaKappa]

He's saving the best one's for marriage locked in the basement, left aging like a fine wine.

[@maxbattles3705]

M. Night, you gotta chill

[@Scoobert_Doobert]

"I'm a creep, here's my merch."

[@haraldmatamoros2897]

LMAO

[@jonashos2175]

I roined ur 69 likes

[@ancientslav4863]

Skippy singing at the party "Im a creep, Im a weirdo, what the hell am I ding here, I dont belong here". But seriously, hes a nice guy, but needs a reality check - loose the goody guy act, grow the beardm or shave the tiny shit hes grown on the face, get some nicer glasses and clothes or contacts lenses and definityl lose weight or work out and try to be more presentable.

[@h4r_dy758]

Just like Jake Paul :)

[@mcnamaraky]

I guess he did make a Jake Paul video after all his complaining.

[@maceface2892]

Dude, Skippy's mom just creepily standing in the doorway watching to see if her son seals the deal is somehow even worse than Skippy himself

[@edendevi2915]

Yeah 😕

[@BoredPotato0]

At least now we know where he gets it from

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Apple didn't fall far from the tree...

[@Tecolote41]

@@crazyjoedavola5430 Well tbf his mom got laid

[@michaelhoffman9573]

@@Tecolote41 probably once 😂

[@bobtom3625]

When he was begging her for a kiss, I could not force myself to watch.. That is some powerful cringe buddy.

[@user-ub3ub1eq3j]

It was coma Inducing

[@hannahs1683]

I still can’t finish it

[@olivialemonaide22]

He was breathing so heavily and you could see the desperation in his eyes. It was terrible.

[@ilikepigeons6101]

Poor poor girl

[@plazmica0323]

Thats actual trauma for the girl. Maan if i were a girl i would have punched him.

[@lorenzosanga5880]

Although skippy is calling his mom “weird” at least she had sex

[@pixeldude82gaming20]

*least*

[@gio-mz3ty]

Pomple Dude nah fam, *L E A S E D*

[@lorenzosanga5880]

R/Woooosh

[@sneksez6722]

@@lorenzosanga5880 what

[@pixeldude82gaming20]

@@sneksez6722 whoosh meaning you didnt get the joke so if it's at me then I'm preparing an electric chair

[@Fl0yd-]

In another dimension Skippy met Hila and got married and began making videos about weird stuff on the internet ... one of them is about this 34 year old virgin called Ethan

[@lawngcawk5774]

The dimension where the world fucking ended

[@chupacabra9357]

@Hollow Shell And in that dimension there's a comment by a guy named Filled Inside.

[@karna5998]

@@chupacabra9357 i see what you did there 😂

[@imbi9580]

And that virgin ethan keeps coughing

[@nono-qi8ee]

And that kids, is called hell

[@Sizifus]

"This is my belly button lint collection" **God has left the realm.**

[@fdaa8956]

bruh im dead

[@ihavereach3705]

😂😂😂

[@nutz2372]

Dude XD lol I'm going to poop on ur face

[@fdaa8956]

hey man im not into that type of that stuff xD

[@datkid9953]

I would like but it's at 666

[@saint_yves]

That's literally his personality: "34-year old Virgin."

[@user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj]

Dude that is putting it it lightly. That gut has the mind of a fucking 13 year old. I'd feel bad for his parents, but I gotta expect that they were super over-protective or something like that, because he is remarkably socially inept.

[@saint_yves]

@@user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj I see your point. Thanks for the feedback!

[@peterwallis4288]

If he loses it, his personality is now 34 year old belly button lint collector.

[@mydogbullwinkle]

"A guy wanting to kiss a girl on the first date shouldn't be a shock to a cute girl!" A girl wanting to _not_ kiss a guy on the first date shouldn't be a shock to a guy who keeps a belly-button lint collection, and who also needs his elderly mom to "wrangle in the cute girls", what with all the "personality" that's just oozing out of him.

[@chillisauce3492]

I low-key just wanna bully the fuck out of him

[@gnarls4480]

okay okay same

[@ilikepigeons6101]

@@chillisauce3492 same :)

[@nickelcrackmemes]

honestly if my dude skippy painted that shit green he could pull off calling it a weed jar

[@craigstuckey319]

@@chillisauce3492 I mean I feel like bullying is progressive to an extent. Maybe this guy has been so sheltered he has no real concept of reality. Maybe he needs to be bullied to realize how/why he's so fucked up.

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

"Over here is my belly button lint collection" And with that, I'm out.

[@nochillrabbit8410]

Are you kidding!? That was the kinkiest part of the video, that is a scientific fact.

[@marianamarino126]

Yuck

[@wtpwdsmg9528]

And for those reasons I'm out

[@busterscruggs7972]

What's a belly button lint?

[@BazziCSGO]

Secret Agent Randy Beans the stuff that gets stuck in your belly button hole thingy when u don’t clean it after a while

[@rust44]

That poor girl was so uncomfortable.

[@gideon4942]

Which one?

[@ponykazy3725]

Crash Bandicoot all the girls.

[@k.i.d8442]

imagine how cool she must be to have gone so far with that alien...that's one nice girl ruined

[@katf7949]

God it was so cringe...bless her heart bruh

[@depressedcowboycat4218]

Giddo all of them

[@hannahs1683]

He’s so weird and creepy, that we all skipped over the fact his name is ‘Skippy’

[@cathalcurran1363]

Wait a second, that’s his real name and not a nickname??

[@hannahs1683]

Cathal Curran idk, but it’s weird even as a nickname

[@gonyaknudles9009]

Because he skipped all the sexes others could have.

[@EllawoodBlues]

And the fact that he has a poster of The Osmonds!

[@neilagualada4293]

Scott Jessop is his real name. Skippy is like a childhood name or something that he kept even to adulthood.

[@TrashTVTreasures]

Begging for a kiss will dry a woman up like a dry water park ride in summer.

[@kailashshankertiwari9034]

I mean you can just buy women, I don't know why he didn't do that

[@TrashTVTreasures]

kailash shanker tiwari I think that’s “talk to Bishop” naughty.

[@tituspullo3184]

@@TrashTVTreasures lmao 😀

[@fidelgarcia2224]

Idk some women like being begged though

[@justilyas7946]

😅😅😅

[@TylerTravisWV]

I thought I was immune to cringe at this point but this just brought it all back

[@xandolio865]

It's so bad. I just can't fuckin do it. It's too much cringe.

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

"I dont kiss on the first date" Yes you do... just not that guy.

[@xakips]

Alana BananaCanada can i pleaaaaase kiss you

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

@@xakips no.

[@Carpatouille]

My GF doesn't like to kiss at all, she says she doesn't feel comfortable with that, even with her old boyfriend, yet we get along very well and sex is great for both of us.

[@aspenmaria39]

@@Carpatouille Thanks for sharing lol

[@brucewhite360]

She probably gives ass but not a kiss for my nigga Skippy

[@quanicle101]

at first i was like “he’s pretty weird but i could see someone finding it endearing” but then it got to the lint part and i was like “oh”

[@MrHenhen5]

Well surely SURELY there's a women out there that does the same... But I bet skippy wouldn't think she's pretty enough

[@troubledwaters7441]

and how about after sharing his bellybutton lint collection, he BEGS her for a kiss, and when she says no, instead of respecting her feelings and her decision, he gets visibly irritated. He expected it because he bought her pizza and gave her flowers and looked like a gift as well. In other words, he thinks buying her things (that she didn't ask for) gives him the right to a kiss (even though he really thought it entitled him to sex). In his mind, it's not a mutual feeling, it's a business transaction. Super fucking creepy.

[@slothystyle]

I wonder how much TLC paid that chic to go to his basement for pizza.

[@okaysomething-ef1cx]

😂😂😂

[@SilentxDiamond]

Not enough I'll tell you that 🤣

[@isobelweir6965]

they gave her pizza, what else does she need?

[@_noigbdot]

@@isobelweir6965 a boyfriend Not a nice guy

[@hifijohn]

That was my guess or she's a wannabe actress and just wanted to get some time in front of the camera.

[@bonsaipuppies]

I knew a kid named Skippy in middle school, he happened to be just like this one. It's a cursed name at this point

[@angiebananie1938]

Skippy is a real name!?

[@kevbirss7397]

How's it cursed, is more like a blessing

[@b4r0n84]

but what about l.a. beast, he calls himself skippy and his real name is kevin, but labeast is still god among the living

[@annaavertho4944]

Wasn't Skippy a popular tv- kangaroo in the 70's, with its own show and everything? Got to look that up...JAM

[@benjamingervais7780]

doritodemon I knew a peanut butter jar named skippy, he never got laid

[@narutaim]

"This is my belly button lint collection" *jazz music stops*

[@JodiLeaSnakeQueen]

Nudist beach splendid naked officer lmao I read your comment as it was playing. Wtf man who has that

[@CaptainFireBird1]

*Jazz music intensifies*

[@eshankarnik262]

Nudist beach splendid naked officer what's belly button lint collection???

[@narutaim]

You dont wanna know trust me

[@TheTheThe_]

Yea... that's where my confusion as to why he was a virgin went way

[@fartboy36]

The fact that he has a neon green shirt that says "Nice Guy" is just the cherry on top of the cake. I'm losing my shit right now, this is too good

[@justilyas7946]

That cute girl did not deserve all that torture

[@himlolo]

Yeah if she wasn't cute she would

[@c3ru1ean41]

@@himlolo bruh...no PERSON in general deserves this torture

[@himlolo]

@@c3ru1ean41 i was just confused as to why cute was necessary

[@private755]

@@himlolo acknowledging cuteness in people is an issue for you?

[@FollowerofDuck]

I feel like the only reason Stephanie went on a date with him was because she felt bad for him

[@imonarollagay]

Follower Of Duck I think she took the date was she knew it was gonna be on tv.

[@theweirdo8622]

I've done the same. She's clearly uncomfortable and not attracted to him at all

[@theweirdo8622]

@@imonarollagay Yeah because at least she had a camera crew with her so she wouldn't be murdered by this guy lol. I think she's embarrassed of going on a date with him.

[@alexisd6106]

Nathan Wambolt bingo

[@jeanclenor7216]

No to be on tv

[@chuckstats]

Clearly Skippy does not watch Prankinvasion

[@p1zzacat555]

Lol

[@matheusqc5405]

chicly That's pretty clear. Otherwise he would be going to Venice beach and being like "today is creepy virginity loss day" and fucking like crazy just like chris.

[@muovi2463]

He is not a invader

[@flaronix1660]

my boy needs to hit up expert village

[@adamdusik5250]

I just realized how perfect Ethan and Hila are together.

[@hannahs1683]

“I’m a creep; here’s my merch” Honestly I love that

[@spermberg6923]

why doesnt he just tell them to play a quick rock paper scisors game for a kiss i dont get it... smh

[@JohnCruz811]

Cause it's not mommy makeout day duhh

[@TheChaoticWolf]

dude it has to be mommy makeout day first lol

[@purkkiloota667]

bazinga1602 mammy make out day is such a good day

[@Sterncoo54]

HEY GUYS PRANKINVASUON HERE (if I Got the intro wrong then sorry I don't watch those cancerous vidZ) "CommentZ: Where's The Prank?!"

[@kps2642]

MOMMY MAKEOUT DAY!!!

[@jerrymorganjr]

The guy playing guitar was the one who smashed her. Not skippy.

[@mikulaskoncovka9961]

And Skippy watched.

[@mikulaskoncovka9961]

Afterwards, they all rolled up some blunts and got stoned.

[@mikulaskoncovka9961]

It wasn't weed.

[@mikulaskoncovka9961]

And with that, *I'M OUT*

[@idzoavitsi4211]

@@mikulaskoncovka9961 never change bro

[@Latino_Burrito]

I feel so bad for his mom, why is he putting her through that

[@bornfree8073]

Clearly she is the reason he is the way he is. This should be shown to all women as an example of what happens without a dad in the house. It is clear, he has been too sheltered and never developed any social skills. She is the witch in hansel and gretel.

[@daisy9858]

born free no..no no no skippy is the product of being given everything you want as a child/teen and not having to do anything for yourself. There are guys who turn out like this who have a very present dad, there are people who are the exact opposite who grow up in a single mother household. These type of people are the result of growing up without accountability or responsibility, it has nothing to do with a lack of male or female presence in a household

[@ren-kj6ho]

Yeah. Stupid cringey mon

[@markeli8226]

Daisy it’s nothing to do with getting everything you wanted and having no responsibilities as a child. I was raised that way and I’m not even close to skippy. It’s all about sheltering and helicopter parenting, bc my cousin was raised by an overprotective mom and has no gf or friends in his 30’s. He just can’t socialise properly with people.

[@KappaDaKappa]

Yeah I think it's overprotecting parents, lack of interaction and education about the opposite gender. Could also be due to being given everything as a child (especially if he's an only child) and general weirdness of fucking Mormonism.

[@cb-9938]

God that women is a true warrior for going in there and coming out alive

[@robertvanderleeuw182]

He looks like a gone wrong clone of Justin Roiland.

[@Commander_Swank]

He's like dumb Rick

[@MrKeyman72]

Thomas under rated comment

[@drewkavi6327]

best comment ever actually ever

[@fantasticfinby9275]

This is an amazing comment. Thank you on behalf of all mankind

[@usoppdaman7269]

Robert van der Leeuw Lol

[@sonkkulini8]

Why do documentaries use sims 3 music??

[@vaniaramadhani3890]

exactly my thought. don't know why nobody else pointed this out lmao

[@Bubbychuu]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one that caught that shit 😂😂😂

[@fife8332]

I think the real question is, why don't all documentaries use sims 3 music.

[@nakenmil]

Probably because it's not originally composed for Sims 3, but that Sims purchased it from a music library.

[@al-es6vn]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@tianskullerud385]

The part when he walks into the party hurts real bad Edit: The whole video hurts

[@hannahs1683]

It does, why would someone make this

[@re431]

He's the one friend who give advice about relationship but is himself single

[@andrewp3358]

Skippy made me uncomfortable on so many levels

[@mk-lr7hn]

Let's be honest, the only reason Stephanie went on a date with him was just to get some camera time

[@TheXTutorialsx]

Uzi B nah she wanted a shirt

[@bladewolf7019]

Plus the belly button lint collection

[@andreizedlav7303]

I'd do it for a shirt if I were a chick.

[@mk-lr7hn]

TheXTutorialsx honestly, them shits are nice, ur probably right

[@p4bloperez]

Clout

[@ScottsTots612]

“I’m a creep.... here’s my merch.” 😂😂😂 I lost it.

[@yannichassin]

0:01 *That’s enough internet for today.*

[@HamoTheUltimate]

Enough?! I need 10 hours version NOWWW

[@maged3199]

*N O N O N O N O, iT sAYs I kiSSeD sKIppY fOR 3 mInUTeS*

[@drenchedinsyrupp6059]

King B *_T H R E E M I N U T E S , L I N D A !_*

[@sarcasticlyhappy6448]

If she wants that shirt she better pucker up them lips

[@maged3199]

*ｓｋｉｐｐａａａａａｙｙｙ*

[@jellybeansquid857]

Part 2: Skippy discovers pornhub

[@sethbrawner4816]

JellyBeanSquid hahahahahahahaha😂😂😂

[@mubasora7221]

JellyBeanSquid bruhhh

[@winstonrodney4440]

Part 3: Skippy's dick falls off

[@RAKITHA9]

"what kind of sorcery is this" - Aladeen after discovering how to fap

[@Kristoffceyssens]

mom stands in the corner of the room and nods in aproval.

[@impotentrage8838]

Look at my bellybutton lint collection.. Girl: (Zips down his pants)

[@Johanyohann]

You mean her pants or?

[@ariaa-s5180]

3:30 that music is literally from Sims 3

[@thomasbehere8546]

He hadn't lost his virginity because his merch wasn't selling like a God Church

[@marcel4211]

Thomas Be Here nice

[@serena7733]

Thomas Be Here I CACKLED

[@wrecc]

No, he hadn't lost his virginity because his merch *was* selling like a God Church.

[@delemma7267]

Wrong, his merch just wasn’t selling at church, hence the reason why he still hasn’t lost his virginity.

[@anthonyt425]

Ricegum reference. 👍🏽

[@newfablesam]

I farted on a girl the first time we hung out That girl is now my wife. Coincidence??

[@simoncowell9540]

Samuel Piper found the best tactic

[@Darkfreed0m]

i need to try this.

[@broghantohill8058]

Who else was expecting a hotel trivago joke

[@You_do_not_exist_Jack]

Samuel Piper yes, coincidence

[@mondae6718]

But that's just a theory, a game theory

[@novatalks350]

This dude had been on TV before trying to find love when he was in his early 20s.. it’s kinda depressing how desperate this dude is, he’s in his 40s now, works as a pizza delivery guy and vlogs his dates.

[@teddypawncrumps23]

No way, seriously? Does he have a channel?

[@novatalks350]

Caroline Ramirez I am skippy

[@Gaareth_]

"I'm a creep. Here's my merch dude" is such and underrated line.

[@kevinnitzl5686]

The cringe is too strong here boys, I've gotta leave

[@alexmiles9682]

Kevin Nitzl ikr, this is worse than the cringelorsd Skreli lookalike.

[@kermitthehermit5476]

Yeah I had to pause for a bit when he ate the pizza and those jars...

[@nova5964]

Bye, bye video.

[@GuyWithAnAmazingHat]

People demanded h3h3 to go back to the old reaction videos, and now that a reaction video has returned, so has the cringe.

[@popball8364]

Did you just assume my gender JK;

[@jamescook8773]

At 8:32 the guitarist just loses it and starts laughing in the middle of the song

[@Suchanska]

OH MY GOD xDD I thought that was the girl laughing! holy fuak xD Man I feel so sorry for that girl

[@SatanIsSextingMe]

I couldn't stop repeating it

[@kasheeex3]

IM GLAD YOU SAID THAT. i was like wait why doesnt ethan point that out am i seeing things wrong, i wonder if that was his friend or what...live entertainment sickkkkkk

[@U-L-T-R-O-N]

- is a virgin who gives out shirts to whoever girl he gets to kiss him - has a "wing mom" - has a belly button lint collection *TLC really went all-out when writing his character. Awesome job TLC!*

[@Dennell_Mount_and_Blade]

4:25 '' I was ready to f.........'' my man held back wisely there

[@6ix_dizzy]

God bless that poor girls heart.

[@LegoDonut18]

350 likes but no comments

[@enizle5]

Pretty sure she agreed to the date, simply to get on Television.

[@walksinrain]

Can't finish watching. Did she put out?

[@mxs4193]

papa bless*

[@katf7949]

Fr, he straight up begged her and she's so uncomfortable but feels bad...uggghhh god it's so cringy

[@theojackson5088]

Congratz on winning the court case

[@FernieCanto]

Q U I N T E S S E N T I A L

[@hannahs1683]

Imagine showing up to a date, completely unwarned and you see this

[@sugar6071]

When he showed his belly button lint collection I was eating rice pudding with cinnamon and fuuuuuck that was nasty

[@jericho4lie]

Y'all mind if I.... WIN THE LAWSUIT

[@cleomis]

jericho4lie what law suit PLZ tell me

[@loukas0513]

Niclas studio h3h3 got sued by Matt hoss for copyright infringement when it was really fair use.

[@sunny-ev2cq]

WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO WON

[@meroastisruined3039]

Mudkip not that old fat fuck it was our boy Ethan

[@sunny-ev2cq]

Nathan Beck thats the point to the comment above mine lol

[@PaoloSoleri]

This guy needs a real time consuming and physically demanding job to occupy his time so he won't be so pent up and high energy and demanding on these dates. Like make Skippy dig ditches for 12 hours a day for a month and see what happens.

[@254koloko]

lmao wtf

[@jameskilgour387]

Manatee Idol Or just any job to get out of the basement?

[@Fingerprintyo]

I work as a carpenter as this is actually spot on. Some days I don't even muster the urge to fap. #sad

[@Magy09able]

well, at least he would know how to socialise with others. As far as I see, he doesn't have many friends.

[@RAKITHA9]

i work as a photographer and most of the time i am free , but the job title does get you privileges

[@drewchestnut468]

Plot twist: Skippy's wing mom is getting plowed by young bros in the bathroom while Skippy strikes out.

[@girlywomanhood]

honestly that little "slow dancing" part seems like something my friends and i would do if we were stoned out of our minds

[@lizzie-4011]

tbh yeah that makes sense

[@himlolo]

Useless junkies.

[@gahagahabahaga1289]

@@himlolo ur dwelling utube comments bro ur beyond worthless

[@RofuRofu22]

Watch out ladies there will be a major manspreading in the beggining of the video

[@ladelladel3336]

ItzVince:P thanks for the warning

[@gigibeal]

ItzVince:P REEEEEEEEEE I DIDN'T GET THE WARNING FAST ENOUGH REEEEEEEEEE

[@tommytwotones128]

You could be the coolest guy in the world, but if your name is Skippy, you're done.

[@mackenzieross1837]

FACT

[@lahlem6725]

He should just go by "Skipward" like everyone else does

[@tommyhare]

your name is Tommy...

[@tommytwotones128]

Tommy Hare Twinsie’s

[@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL]

You know what is worse than Skippy? Humphrey.

[@walmartbargainbin]

When you look like Skippy, you can't be bringing another man into your date.

[@jonaswolthaus1901]

Does Mr. President approve of this statement?

[@tobiashansen488]

i think should try a date with his mom, they are already perfect for eachother... he literally doesn´t have a chance with any other girl in the world, because his mother already completely destroyed his beliefs in his own social skills

His mother destroyed his beliefs? Listen to him talk, he is in complete denial about his own desirability and inability to interact with women in a normal way. I'm pretty sure his mom isn't the one encouraging him to film every single social interaction

[@Seanm3202]

This should give everyone maximum amount of confidence. No matter how awful you have it, you don't have a Wingmom or give girls your own merch

[@gottadasha]

Sean Meade are you 2017 buddha?

[@hallway211]

I know, right? Skippy is basically a physical representation of things you shouldn't do. Date in basement, wing-mom, beg for kisses, merch for being a kissless virgin, talking about making out with girls, and absolutely no real discussions outside of sex and shit. Like, only the lowest of the low can blow an opportunity like this. But after the bellybutton lint, I doubt it's actually real.

[@kylewalker6720]

Sean Meade or belly button fluff

[@jw3906]

Jeffrey Dirts I think he's a living meme

[@billybadass8690]

Sean Meade At least I don't have a belly button lint collection

[@haarissultan4488]

Wow, Hila was the real comedian in this video. Real progress back from the earlier videos where she was too shy to come on camera. Congrats dude

[@30catsinacardigan22]

I know 😭 she's so cool now that we can see her personality

[@claudiolluberes111]

Yeah she's really cool. Great job Hila.

[@capritv4135]

this is such an old meme to address

[@xchris5662]

Haaris Sultan she has made huge progress, now I feel that she stands on equal foot with Ethan when it used to be him doing everything and her just adorably laughing. at the moment she is taking part in it, stating her opinion

[@Evtrex13]

Let me just dab on the haters for a second.

[@becomeabetteryou9459]

Hila is the only person that can make a zombie like me laugh out loud. She's low key a comedy genius.

[@JGaute]

"You wanna meet my mom?" Is my new pick up line

[@rhyscampbell3489]

Joaquin Gaute 😂

[@johnatandelacuso4174]

Talk to the bishop is mine

[@dnw009]

How to lose a girl you just met in 1 sentence with no death or weird items.

[@SLAPnPOP726]

That’s actually a legit quality line.

[@Volcanosaur]

This guy wore virginity rocks shirts before it was cool

[@sithlordalex]

Danny Duncan

[@datwboi1117]

Danny fucking Duncan dfc

[@kybravo3744]

since when is that cool lol

[@WorldBeans]

Comedy_ultimate fyp since 13 year old hype beast kids are wearing them

[@takumibritt5035]

Skippy made it cool

[@rikustorm13]

“I’m a creep, here’s my merch” lmao noice

[@yungbrat8772]

I find it hilarious that when he grabs her trying to dance,the guy singing couldn’t help but laugh and turn away at the cringe

[@Circaman8]

And I thought I was bad with women.

[@marcosrecio4062]

ikr? This guy gives me hopehahah

[@thepie193]

Oh trust me m8, I'm a lot worse

[@hannesolivier204]

Yeah dude.....here I am thinking that a 6 month dry spell is rough. This dude has a black belt in meat beating....

[@19inkorrect91]

He makes any virgin want to lose it quick.

[@spicegrill]

Tbh I think the only reason I'm not as bad as Skippy is because I don't even try

[@gEck0_]

I never thought I'd cringe so much in my life...

[@reynam2576]

gEck0 me neither

[@Gungus-v1g]

gEck0 Oh trust me, there's FAAR worse out there...

[@ColtonM80]

He's not quite as bad as Chris Chan

[@dand2717]

Its almost the end of 2017, is cringe even a valid word anymore? Fucking normies...

[@nlfilms7749]

Feel'Ks ZhemDeygs wow so edgy

[@33shuno]

really been enjoying rewatching h3h3 old videos, my favorite got to be their story about how they met. ethans message about saying yes to things you dont want to do because it may open doors, that piece of advice has really stuck by me since first viewing the video.

[@elijahthompson7049]

He never specified who's belly button lint it was...

[@issy785]

His own

[@entombedmachine1518]

My God, you're right... I wonder how many victims he has.

[@drillz8945]

Part 2 Skippy meets FilthyFrank

[@angier1389]

Drill2g this needs to happen

[@user-vo1xo1cj6k]

Frank'll show 'em how to get them ladiez

[@jackshinglermusic]

Theyd make a great baby.

[@Benjieboy247]

That needs to happen 😂

[@RingRingRingBananaPhone]

"Im a creep, here's my merch" *dead*

[@IamMissPronounced]

Your pic scared the shit outta me, it looks like a hairy cleavage

[@aarongarcia5037]

MissPronounced bruh what tf is hairy cleavage? Have you never seen a pussy before?

[@IamMissPronounced]

LolWut first I thought it was a hairy cleavage, then a pussy, then took a closer look

[@IamMissPronounced]

LolWut and I'm obviously a girl, why would you ask moronic questions like that 😂

[@aarongarcia5037]

MissPronounced idk you couldve been the bird in that picture for all I fuckin know

[@isobelweir6965]

I am very sensitive to cringe, so I've been watching this video as exposure to build up my tolerance

[@Left-Earth]

Skippy asking for a kiss *like he's begging his Mom to borrow the car.* 😂

[@MrHidden29]

This definitely is an act It has to be. For my own sanity.

[@Greigames]

MrHidden29 check out the h3 podcast with him in it. You will be devastated

[@subblonde3101]

it is 100% there is no way that girl would agree to go on a date with 'Skippy'

[@BustedBattery]

CCknows money

[@class3pwr]

Met him in real life, he's kinda playing it up, but he is pretty weird, he lives on his own now though

[@nicholas1888]

I have met people worse than skippy so... he's not even the worst out there. Met a guy who was so alone that his birthday present to himself was a strip club.

[@baker4728]

I feel so fucking bad for the girl.

[@GrantSweatshirt]

i have seen hell I don't like talking bad about people but I would not have walked down those stairs .. rape pops in to mind

[@Atsory]

I was physically cringing this whole video honestly.

[@bigboi4713]

Belly button lint collection...

[@suo3228]

i have seen hell same

[@willbrown.6597]

i have seen hell i thought you meant hila at first

[@anniet494]

*skips to* "SKIPPY TAKE ME... TAKE ME IM READY"

[@gameofkicks7897]

I would love to see Dan Bilzerian spend a day with skippie😂

[@jeat0378]

ima be real but i was in same position ethan was in at the intro as i clicked this video

[@southpaw117]

I'm curious as to what appendage you used to click the video.

[@karabirb]

southpaw117 you know what he used

[@kleboldklesold]

Modnar47 A finger :D

[@keemoanalysis]

Modnar47 his hat

[@pb1209]

i'd be willing to be this guy really is a virgin.

[@mikeselk7409]

This is honestly the most cringe I have experienced in my entire life

[@notsauer]

Mike Selk I was prepared. I watched 5 different MineCon cringe compilation videos before this

[@preds43]

@not Sauer Only 5? Damn, you give up quick. *Gets cringe PTSD* You don't know where i've been, and what i've seen.

[@enricoleite4220]

I could not agree more

[@RathanNice]

agreed

[@FlameQwert]

Mike Selk foh real this is some next level cringe

[@nate9781]

8:08 me waiting for my friend to laugh at the joke that I laughed at for 10 minutes.

[@Astrovite]

I find it so weird that Skippy opted to have the guy playing guitar there as opposed to turning on some music. From Skippy's most likely warped perspective that guy is competition. Idk if I'm making sense.

[@lauraulrich7569]

I love seeing Hila being confident. She's hilarious when she's into it.

[@breadwizard20]

Laura Ulrich She's been getting more and more like that recently and it's fucking awesome.

[@TheMysticS69]

Hila Klieners what whaaaat

[@SomeAHole]

Finally someone is talking about that. It's amazing, compare this to some older videos and the progression is incredible.

[@ChrisDied]

Laura Ulrich No, no she is not....

[@nabeelmahmood5018]

Chris Died bruh why u hating

[@jtdfhhdrthcdf]

okay but when is hila's fashion line coming out?????

[@triangle5151]

I need that hilakleiner merch!

[@shurd2318]

the site is teddyfresh.com , you can be put on a mailing list nd it'll tell u when it drops or follow them on twitter @TheTeddyFresh

[@triangle5151]

rotten paints already follow them on twitter but didn't know about the mailing list thanks

[@farmageddon2978]

he comes off so desperate

[@wizardtownship3416]

i miss the golden age of youtube

[@milky3240]

prove it

[@asdsadfasdas]

i need a cringe suit

[@lilg8017]

What?... The bellybutton lint? c'mon lol

[@asdsadfasdas]

more so the wing mom

[@cjrstudios4100]

Fursuit?

[@nword4404]

The Button Man cancer prevention suit

[@barkob1]

Nothing wrong with being a virgin, but there is something wrong with this guy.

[@Rock_Appreciator]

yup

[@lucasferes3519]

xD

[@djxkoxxf6898]

Making all us other 34 year old virgins look bad smh

[@KreeZafi]

Good summary tbh

[@timmyjumbo4262]

Amen

[@supersweetlemons]

Also i think him and hila are the sweetest couple ever and how they look at each other makes me wanna cry it’s so beautiful

[@Cydoniaxx]

I feel like if it wasn't for hila, Ethan would have ended up just like skippy. But a *LOT* less lame.

[@HamoTheUltimate]

You avoided lots of hate replies with that read more move

[@gugs4738]

You do know that Ethan was not a virgin when he met Hila right?

[@alfiamelirk2742]

Nah Ethan is cool as heck and obviously makes a great boyfriend/husband he’s a catch he would have been okay

[@Cydoniaxx]

@@gugs4738 I did not know that, but now I do. The more you know~☆▪︎.

[@fredrikvecher3727]

@@Cydoniaxx He said he lost his virginity at the age of 19 before Hila.

[@natedetailscars]

This guy epitomizes the "but I'm a nice guy" mentality.

[@theimperialkerbalunion7568]

Hes gone far beyond that...

[@culture194]

most "nice guy" don't keep a jar of belly button lint in their room though...

[@theimperialkerbalunion7568]

Hai Vu Hong yh, its disgusting

[@theimperialkerbalunion7568]

adrian Perez haha😂

[@MLBlue30]

give him a katana collection too