In Love with a Theme Park Ride

[@E-A-Z-Y]

*i want your fluids* *i want your fluids* *i want your fluids* *i want your fluids* *i want your fluids*

[@lacymasher8713]

give me your fluids

[@giannakelly2011]

ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER

[@kylemullet1]

Ive been on that ride and to that amusement park

[@E-A-Z-Y]

Jimbo Animations Do you feel violated?

[@CarlsCozyCorner]

@@giannakelly2011 not anymore Nut away

[@jibbz4634]

I regret picking this username now.

[@blueboots-san]

😂😂😂😂

[@ds.4965]

XDDDDD

[@ThatsAmore123]

You have nice jibbs

[@barneybannister8308]

Gotta give you that 69 likes lmao

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

You were born in the jibs. I was molded by the jibs, changed into the man you see today.

[@BulkBrogan.]

What's your sexuality? Me: Idk I'm pretty on the fence about it 10:10

[@aysaramos09]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@nikhilvishnoi100]

Nice one yogi bear, great moves, keep it up.

[@ReizokoRyu]

10/10

[@vallraffs]

This ferris wheel is just the right height. No ladder required.

[@vannen1098]

+Valter Östberg JTRH-NLR

[@TheShrubpig]

+Valter Östberg JRHNLR

[@BubbleGum566]

Some people can't handle Ferris wheel, I can!

[@vannen1098]

Nagato Kira You smart

[@lukeappa6970]

+Valter Östberg no bucket required

[@borealis3067]

i wonder if she gets mad seeing other people go on the ride

[@bluewolf783]

Maybe they have an open relationship.

[@landenhibshman2638]

As someone who goes to the park this was shot in frequently, the ride is almost at full capacity every time it runs, and usually lasts about 2 minutes. I don’t know exactly how many people the ride holds.

[@MoonchildDontCry]

The ride is such a gold digger I swear! Ugh! She should just break up with it!

[@walmarp]

@@phuckEuo ha, gay

[@PastModern2000]

Borealis do u think she says “ no stop ur not riding it right”

[@elitheegg4119]

So instead of STD's, this girl just gets tetanus

[@rawrberrys]

Good thing they have a shot for that.

[@memberinfernape2369]

+rawrberrys or just use a rubber

[@caveopp7708]

The first cure for STDs

[@mynamejeb8743]

loooooooool

[@nintindofandarklink]

technically still an STD since it was transmitted sexually

[@muhammadatharkhan8695]

12:56 Hila: I guess I've just never felt that rush. Ethan: *laughs* _[Screams Internally]_

[@TheRamThatReviewsShiz]

Lol 🤣

[@tripwire4727]

@@scythe312 but can you be the one on whom is pooped?

[@loretta2539]

ethan: *nervous chuckle* "Im in danger"

[@yyg4632]

ethan said it first lol, i bet she screamed inside too

[@KyleChastulik]

I have friends who work at this theme park and “I want your fluids” is a total meme there

[@xotennisxgirlox]

Kyle Chastulik knoebels is the best 😂

[@soydeneptuno]

What do the jibs feel like in real life?

[@gustavusadolphus4344]

@Kyle Chastulik WAIT IS IT FUCKING Knoebels? i will never look at that theme part the same again..... or that fence

[@AircraftTurnAndBurn]

Oh shit, me neither. To think I loved that park so much lol it hurts to see it in this light...

[@yuzulemonvt]

www.knoebels.com/rides/1001-nacht

[@Gumston]

Going to the amusement park (GONE SEXUAL)

[@saltybear6452]

(Gone Wrong) Ft. SoFloAntonio Social Experiment

[@kalazajar8293]

(Just joined the Jihad?)

[@cake6476]

Aww yeah gimme that hydraulic fluid

[@SadSillyGoose]

+Chub And Tuck that was dankalicious af

[@azurhu514]

+Chub And Tuck -amusement- abusement park

[@maryfilson4178]

I'm in my 50's, and I'm not old enough to see this. That second woman brought up a whole new meaning for the word 'fencing'. 😬

[@luketroyer7620]

It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.

[@harrybaalz9536]

this made me laugh so hard haha

[@Zach135]

And as in leave you mean, speeding off of a cliff

[@maryfilson4178]

Best comment 😅👍👍

[@fawaz1140]

He better leave before he gets fucked too.

[@cretium805]

Would you look at that, even a fence gets more action than me.

[@chaz9808]

hahaha....sigh

[@philswift1252]

Scooby Snurks the ride gets ass from normal people too

[@7catstied2gether]

Man, rides get SO much ass.

[@spacegodgonnzalezz2806]

Cretium Probably because of your profilepicture...

[@cretium805]

Maxi Berger If it was an anime picture, you would have made a point, but it's literally nothing more than a dot.

[@squallstrife-v5g]

This relationship has its own ups and downs.

[@guysherf7693]

Winner

[@CoreyDrums]

Fail..

[@BeekoBaggins]

*clap*

[@SapienSafari]

You're awesome.

[@kenna870]

HA

[@nickhamel8004]

Not gonna lie, I’m binge rewatching all these videos (again), and I have concluded that Ethan and Hila was not only better than H3H3, at the time it was maybe the best channel on KZbin by a considerable distance. They all still hold up so well, and there will likely not be something like it again sadly

[@indigoraceworks]

You're right and it's sad. There will never be another Ethan and Hila like this.

[@ok88warrior]

Good to hear, I've been purposely not watching ethan and hila because I was scared of being disappointed

[@ilikepigeons6101]

@Jai Rey geez

[@jamallewis260]

@@ilikepigeons6101 bti

[@ilikepigeons6101]

@@jamallewis260 what does that mean?

[@theredcrusader8493]

The engineers who made that ride never thought of someone wanting to have sex with it

[@94tehseen]

Oh, they knew what they were doing. Look how it’s dressed. It was asking for it.

[@aidensmith2601]

They knew what they were doing when they designed those jibs.

[@Bald_and_Brown]

GorillaMan He*

[@benjamincave115]

Coca - Cola yes they did

[@pacampara123]

Inconsiderate assholes

[@chasfarthing244]

Can you imagine the guy that has to maintain that fence. It looks pristine. He just turns up the next day washing it with a sponge crying

[@meamsman7718]

Omg nooooooooo

[@VoltageTHD]

Well good thing at least it was raining.

[@lunabinofsin]

Voltage Digital HAHAHAHA DEAD💀

[@theofficialrodwave2990]

chas farthing is the sponge crying or is he crying

[@chasfarthing244]

Ramen Noodles probably both

[@kratosatreusjoelellie]

I actually watched the whole documentary and both women were sexually abused as children by family members. The one attracted to the fence was also constantly in different foster homes. Edit: Not trying to kill the mood but Ethan questioned what kind of trauma they would have gone through to be this way and I thought I'd share!

[@taiyucky6367]

Melissa Arencibia Damn, that's sad.

[@bekahnavarro]

That's rly sad. Makes sense though. Now they're "in love" with things that can't hurt them. Seems like a control thing.

[@nightblade628]

The moment you see them you just know that something traumatic happened in their childhoods, this is so far from normal that it must be a result of severe mental trauma.

[@calebporrett8997]

Wow I hope they get help and are normal some day

[@terenceokane]

if it wasn't a 2yr old video id say they should do a follow up with that info

[@btrosmar16]

You're noble. You're proud. You're strong. I appreciate that.

[@awshitcuz7064]

+Mileysaurus Rex your profile picture makes me want to hang myself

[@BigMuskachini]

+Garrett Kelly Same

[@JericGambon]

ANOTHER ONE.

[@a012345]

+Jeric Gambon Another one!

[@cameronmones297]

+Mileysaurus Rex Damnit you beat me to it haha!!

[@okeeda]

I’m just realizing this now. I go to that amusement park every summer. Ive been on that ride multiple times. How do I disinfect myself.

[@unseennevada256]

I suggest acid

[@loretta2539]

bathe in one part bleach to 30 gallons of holy water 👌

[@Xosidhe]

She was underneath fingering its hole the whole time, so as long as you were in the seat you should be STD free

[@AlexVanDover]

How were those gibs

[@yyg4632]

this is the kind of dirty that you can't disinfect yourself from

[@Kiwi2703]

Does she get jealous when other people ride it?

[@cowboytanaka6675]

Then she is cheating with the fence

[@RAGNAR-3-3]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@evrymanta]

Kiwi I was reading about her and she said that she doesn’t get jealous.🤷‍♀️

[@TS-nm3yx]

😂😂

[@senchoumimikyu]

josh ch I guess I got here one day too late. I was gonna say that ;-;

[@average_pedestrian]

whole new meaning to pimp my ride

[@kamrynrattana]

Jerry Tang LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@fiercekoolaid7711]

Jerry Tang You sir, are a genius

[@agustinmilone1346]

Jerry Tang u mean piiiiiiiiimp my ride

[@TransistorBased]

Ayyyyy

[@bigpoppa7878]

Gibby from iCarly really let himself go.

[@bigmicbeatbox6432]

More like Jibby amirite

[@MellDotxo]

Dawson Beatbox ok that was clever

[@bigpoppa7878]

Dawson Beatbox don't you ever say that again, Gibby is too precious for those horrible jibs.

[@Bingbongles9million]

Still in there with the sick burns.

[@id34l48]

I swear that is really him

[@geenhaaien]

ethan: i think it’s a woman hila: no u don’t.

[@hilakleinvlogs]

What a rush this video was!

[@hubertcumberdale2570]

I love how your hat looks in this one babe

[@stancufanel590]

heyyyyy

[@rocker761001]

+Ethan and Hila Hi dad

[@mccay6433]

+Ethan and Hila You're both beautiful. Bless you.

[@smhsophie]

+Ethan and Hila RIDE*

[@ShadowPhoenixOriginal]

I want to know what the camera man is thinking during this

[@eternalbrogamer]

Imagine the pain of keeping a straight face as you record this. If you so much as let out a giggle it will be noticed in the recording

[@conspiracycornerpodcast4302]

Least he's getting paid lol

[@redemptionfrog9348]

Definitely questioning his life choices.

[@miraclewillow1]

'Remember the paycheck, remember the paycheck, remember the paycheck'

[@sethflower2067]

ShadowPhoenix lol he’s like “I better be getting payed a lot for this”

[@lydzx]

"she's probably over it now" *gets married to it in 2017*

[@harizhilmi77]

SERIOUSLY?

[@lydzx]

lolol yep

[@pinkbutterfly413]

i saw that on the news and thought of this video lol

[@Mr.Phresh]

lydia rouse Actual article: Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports “I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said. Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally. “I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.” Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

[@lydzx]

Doug Jones I really don't even know what to say lol. That's insane. I guess I'm happy for her?

[@nathanwilson777]

The fence lady was honorably discharged from the Canadian Air Force. She was an officer going through pilot training. She was sexually assaulted by one of her fellow cadets, left the program and ultimately, the military as well. I think now, she is like a professional archer and is often in archery competitions.

[@hollie9487]

Wow that's rough....

[@Pseudo_Nymph_94]

And her first inanimate boyfriend actually was her bow

[@josephlittlefield2313]

Evey Evolves would love to hear the details

[@neuro1073]

How about some proof please?

[@Sloth55Chunk]

Probably for the best. Military trained pilots are awful.

[@itsthecannon623]

when it cut to the scene where she was sitting on the fence i burst out laughing

[@lovergalbb]

Evan Cannon OMG SAME!

[@beatflyy]

Evan Cannon Splinters in the vag.

[@ashphillips4753]

Evan Cannon There was a Scandinavian chick who fucked a red fence.

[@pamelapower9635]

Ditto

[@thardin42]

Her whole face, well half her face was blushing like half a school-girl...

[@MyPhobo]

☐ Boy ☐ Girl ☒ Rollycoaster

[@tirzxh]

Lol

[@Aganie.]

Lol i was gonna click on it

[@EFXEFX]

Liar fuck

[@anheroofmen2317]

I don't get it

[@Ryan275k]

Roller coaster*

[@LewSpears]

I remember watching this documentary on SBS at like 11pm when I was 12. I think about it every now and then. Probably shaped who I am as a person.

[@ryos.7757]

LewReview of the fence pls? I heard it was JRHNLR

[@VitaminX140]

oy vey

[@forniteisfun6355]

Stoner Sloth, please stop

[@muzicrox]

Sbs gives us a lot of those memories.

[@lillatitude3207]

Bout time I saw you commenting on their vids

[@xxlilith_]

At first I was on the fence about this one, but love is quite the roller coaster

[@lorenzlin6898]

Bethany Kosacek ... -.- well that was quite cringeworthy as well :D

[@Nautules83]

That is offence-sive

[@dndjcbdfhhthfhfjdj9292]

Emile Verwaaijen o-fence-ive

[@mm-ob9bw]

Emile Verwaaijen Nice one😅

[@mfpope7431]

Fuck you bethany, and fuck all these bethany supporters

[@maximumdigital-9252]

That fence did NOT consent! ...very ofFENCEive.

[@nickszymaszek5960]

Ross D I’m guessing you’re a dad, because damn, if that isn’t a professional dad joke

[@CarlsCozyCorner]

Who trained you and where can I find them?

[@aovcarrd9080]

Carleigh wilsonator Home depo

[@David-jx2nv]

I was about to give you a like but then I noticed the play word

[@CarlsCozyCorner]

@@aovcarrd9080 makes sense

[@takingnone1780]

I'm running out of h3 vids to watch

[@boo-hoo-69]

Patrick Adams same

[@reenaasmr8451]

Patrick Adams Yep the only resort is Ethan and Hila

[@myprogram3067]

Areena i found out about h3's channel yesterday and already almost exhausted the Ethan and Hila

[@boo-hoo-69]

\myprogram / Wutchu mean? Ohh I got u fam u probably been watchin them 2 days straight

[@reenaasmr8451]

\myprogram / Same, once I found out about this channel I went ham 😂

[@bali4883]

Let's just be glad that the roller coaster isn't the one with the screw loose

[@bjornarmar2462]

"And I would like to get to know this fence better." Hila: "How do you do that?"

[@CourtneyLachiver]

Hila is a riot! She's my spirit animal.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

I guess she could paint it

[@pat4742]

she looks so done too lmao

[@Names_buck]

"So proud, so noble, so strong" so inanimate.

[@thatoneguyfizz6315]

Hunter Hoehn SO M E T A L

[@takingnone1780]

5:57 "I want your fluids, i want your fluids" wtf😂😂

[@BigKahuna_]

She wants the oil XD

[@GOffUnit]

She wants the jib.

[@d1scordia]

END ME

[@robyelsewhere5205]

"Sexual Attraction" The Iron-y

[@MsJesse7]

I've never been so soft in my life

[@mramos7887]

I don't want to ruin the 69 likes

[@mildlyadequate6633]

Megan Ramos me on every comment 😂

[@EdgyPickle]

My dick became a vagina EDIT: Never mind, I saw Ethan's THICC body, it came back out

[@liamstanley6017]

My dick retracted inside my own body!!!11!

[@markheckerman7343]

I've never been so hard in my life.

[@jordanlee2092]

That ride didn’t consent to any of that rape

[@Ash-b49]

Almighty JLee lol for fuck sakes

[@permanentlymad]

I did not have sexual relations with that fence

[@boiithicc8762]

ms fewinsky

[@TheGuyWhoCantPickAName]

HellishDonkey I did nooooot

[@Yoshi92]

A fence cannot give oil facials

[@dataslul]

"I have to say there's a lot of physical stuff going on right now," says lady literally strattling a fence.

[@armouredskeptic]

This one is legit too much for me

[@jameshelliwell3876]

+Armoured Skeptic Surprised to see you here.

[@JoeyLutes]

seeing you & shoe get together made me believe in God

[@abobobini]

+Armoured Skeptic You're not supposed to be here >:(

[@Bustard]

+Armoured Skeptic love your videos m8 notice me, didnt know you watched h3h3

[@nmurlatt]

do you love shoe for the narrowness of her jibs?

[@Supernova1114]

Oh god... she will ride the ride

[@Misterdreak]

Cameron Rosenthal Probably one of the best puns in this comments section

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

oh lord

[@warmtetrapod]

This makes furries look like gods

[@pomodoro27-m7g]

God church

[@bruh01100]

+Freeia Bree do you mean god fence?

[@jongab2761]

This comments made my day.

[@primarchsanguinius]

Kush Boi Thanks

[@SimHarrison]

Well furries aren't fetishists so yeah, obviously.

[@matteovasta2326]

She : " I have a crush on you " Fox news : " woman found dead after a roller coaster gave her back some love "

[@maggienicholl3644]

"now fences...are pretty dope." -Hila, 2016

[@blueeyeswhiteratchet1582]

Maggie Nicholl at least her comment was o-FENCE-ive

[@themuffinman7207]

Maggie Nicholl oh you wrote dope and your on 420 likes no one like say it can be dank

[@HardDuckman]

Maggie Nicholl lol

[@mrinkel1]

they're not seasonal

[@Lyw1234567890]

I didn't think the sexual attraction thing was actually going to be real holy shit

[@dejismumneedonemillsubs7696]

Lisa Wang really well that's fucked up!! but I won't judge you

[@Alex-mv7ym]

Lisa Wang Damn Lisa lookin fine

[@thesickstoner5808]

Taylor Barton She wang the wong number

[@Lyw1234567890]

Taylor Barton thanks for helping me realize how many terrible puns I can make with my name papa bless 🙏🏼

[@thebloodedgecrew65]

Taylor bruh that shit makes no sense

[@Cla_Clak]

Look I'm no psychologist, but when someone has a weird obsession/love over such mundane objects I can only think that during an incredibly bad period of their lives when they might have been abused, maybe even beaten, those were probably the objects that they were around whenever they had the chance to collect their thoughts and find peace. In the case of the fat lady she probably had a good moment whenever she could go to the fair and associated the roller coaster to that moment. The other lady would probably escape from reality by going to the backyard when she was little and the fence was the one thing she would find herself looking at in a moment of peace. Of course it's hard to tell, but it's the only thing that makes sense to me.

[@AlekS-lx6gz]

Damn , why did a read this

[@flapjabvanhelsing4125]

U smart

[@satanicsalad6193]

+BlakM0nkey so according to someone who watched the documentary the fence lady went through a few abusive foster families when she was young so she got attracted to objects that can't hurt her. and the other woman has autism and she finds inanimate objects easier to communicate with than people

[@Cla_Clak]

Satanic Salad Kinda weird that she likes the fence then :/ That shit gonna rip her an extra vag.

[@satanicsalad6193]

BlakM0nkey idk maybe it's because the fence wasn't doing it on purpose

[@islapfools3282]

Every so often out of nowhere I’ll randomly think about “the narrowness of his jibs” and smile. Those really were some narrow jibs.

[@ignas9218]

7:16 "She's probably over it by now. She probably regrets it." No, Hila. She's married to it now.

[@deadweight7334]

Ignas link plz

[@tomhetterscheid4244]

Ignas link?

[@deadweight7334]

Tom Hetterscheid4 to the wedding

[@Wabbaaajack]

Roller Coaster Tycoon XXX

[@memberinfernape2369]

gone sexy

[@Wabbaaajack]

its a me mario Gone Oily

[@The8347135]

Rollercoaster Tycoon 5 (GONE SEXUAL)

[@radiantjet418]

lol going down town

[@4891LUT]

Wow this comment has 69 likes. The irony

[@crayoncrossing8798]

*god left the server*

[@sick983]

best comment here. lol, i thought about hanging myself with an electrical cord while watching this video.

[@TS-nm3yx]

Haha😂😂

[@tacticool870]

not on my christian minecraft server

[@ericfieldman]

God threw his computer down to earth.

[@maroonrants4005]

God left existence

[@brodyburgard3994]

“I want your fluids, I want your fluids” *puts down my Ramen Noodles*

[@lewisa7325]

wonder how she feels about people riding her "husband"

[@judgejudyslover]

Lewis Armstrong she doesn't get jealous apparently. (It's in an article)

[@FrizzKid05]

It kinda gives "You keep spinning round me just the same" a higher meaning. She thinks this coaster IS the center of the Universe.

[@dillonakaeduardo1732]

I rode him right in front of her, she didn't really care 🤷 I'm not even joking I swear to God that's the woman who operated it when I rode it

[@baditudedude]

She's a 'swinger' XD

[@thatoneguyfizz6315]

Lewis A "he" is cheating on her

[@scatty7995]

N a r r o w J i b b s

[@nishankshah4111]

UmbertoBJJ Videos jarrow nibbs

[@yuehan6711]

I like my jibbs wide

[@dokonaut]

i looked up what it means and its spelt "Gibs" i think, it means bolts and stuff like that

[@liampeterson2360]

Hell ye

[@ldpanter8265]

I like my jibbs like I like my Ethan: t h i c c

[@noahkuehn3708]

Did the ride give consent though?

[@Hahnbros]

Noah Kuehn if it goes around then yes

[@varuns1163]

You mean the (b)ride?

[@Names_buck]

thats what i was thinking, it can't verbally give consent

[@dom-ru5cc]

It doesn't matter, all sex is rape

[@annabelleleonard5486]

ENTHUSIASTIC consent

[@braydenbronstein1190]

I refuse to believe that this is real. It can’t be. Nothing on TLC can possibly be real. Please, don’t be real.

[@themessenger2948]

Real.

[@evanabbott2737]

Ohhh yeah, there’s tons of fucked up people out there.....😂

[@PTS156]

What’s so hard to believe? U ever just look at an amusement park ride and think, “I want your fluids”

[@irenaevs]

please be fake tlc

[@amshin6652]

@@PTS156 Exactly. I don't see why people are making such a big deal over this. I thought it was normal 🤷

[@juliamcalister8655]

Anyone else ENRAGED that Erika is cheating on the Eiffel tower with a fence??

[@Pseudo_Nymph_94]

It's to be expected after her little affair with the Berlin Wall 😤 lmao

[@danielnagy9717]

They have an open relationship. This video will answer your questions: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZbTpIuZodShhLc

[@JohannesVanDerStuyvebode]

Yeah, what the hell

[@senza4591]

What the FUCK?!?!

[@leylaahmed6903]

The Eiffel Tower deserves better 😤

[@NatalieNightwolf]

That fence looks like a fuckboy, be careful girl, you might regret it

[@kayden1682]

Fencist

[@NatalieNightwolf]

Kayden Keller LMAO

[@mrnobody6354]

+Natalie Nightwolf I think you can say she is a bit on the fence.

[@mojoforthewin3069]

+Sir Cumalot OOOOOOOOOHHH!

[@goose_ganja7007]

+Natalie Nightwolf "fuckboy" ... wha?

[@Sal-qk5ho]

I want someone to look at me the way Hila looks at Ethan

[@G4M3RMast3r1996]

Sheesh me too

[@elyeyi369]

I want to wear ethans face while Hila looks at me

[@frankyboy7596]

me too, your comment is too real lol

[@elyeyi369]

Franky Boy I know. Thank you. May papa John bless you

[@poisonberryeatingaleks5780]

I gotchu fam

[@matthorchler6383]

This is amusement park is 45 minutes away from my house and I use to go there every summer, this just fucking ruined the place for me lmao

[@mitchfandnoahg]

Matt Horchler Ayyyy 570 represent

[@zakutheferret8182]

Matt Horchler I know, right? Now that I know it's taken its just too sad for me to go there. I hope that beautiful steed of a woman knows how lucky she is.

[@austingreene1005]

Matt Horchler SAME

[@BobUSMC10]

For the past two years they've had a sign up on that ride saying it's waiting for parts from Europe

[@yadingus5652]

Knoebels

[@shyguy9793]

At least we can come back to these vids

[@ikhalid1418]

how do we know the ride is ok with it?

[@jamswiz]

Khalid Alamer if I was the ride I'd be like ew get this stinky weirdo offa me

[@NoahTheEpicPro]

Khalid Alamer ALL U HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

[@khorps4756]

it's only rape when the female is the victim

[@ikhalid1418]

did you just assume both of their gender's?

[@nerdyslim4824]

Khalid Alamer all you had to do was follow the damn train cj

[@Zer0Zer0Inc]

sorry guys I copyrighted theme parks, you gotta upload this video to my new theme park world channel

[@ryankenny3160]

IM DYING

[@tolmat]

I like it

[@Gilbertify1]

Original meme. Never heard this before.

[@Devin-pw7qw]

+Ryan Kenny Call 911!

[@Zer0Zer0Inc]

+Gilbertify proud of you

[@darkygirl2006]

i feel bad for the person filming it! xD

[@alexeverett308]

QueenM "I've seen some shit, man..."

[@jolly9853]

QueenM *puts down the camera now pondering about why he was brought into this world. Everything around him is a blur as the only things circling his mind is fence and theme park ride sex. His wife and children try to bring him back but it's too late, he goes out on a drive until he reaches a desert. The desert is calm and peaceful as the sound of his car and wind fill his ears finally bring him back. As Ted looks over he sees a fence themed park, a single tear falls from his eyes* "why me" * let's go of the stirring wheel letting the car lead his way as it slowly swerves of the road into an electrical post*

[@darkygirl2006]

Soviet Owl LMAO!!!!! i believe that what happened to him xD

[@snoopypingas5426]

QueenM Fence porn

[@zach9886]

Soviet Owl wait...he stirred it?..like, with a spoon? he's gotta be bat shit crazy

[@laurihalttunen6442]

I cry tears of joy when i hear their old intro.

[@pikachuvlogs2.073]

Is that brick wall behind u single 😍😍 ;)

[@xtreamdream439]

69 likes good job

[@daniaslkovne3186]

Ikr daaammmnn 👄👄😍😍🤗🤗🤗😩😉👺😉😩💕🤗🤗🤗😂😂❤️❤️🙏😁😋😋😩😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥

[@waitedfuzzbal2179]

pikachu vlogs 2.0 forget the brick wall look at those beanies 😍😍😍

[@shitposterextraordinaire6680]

I want to gloryhole that hot ass wall 🍆🍆🍆🌋🌋🌋

[@joselynlopez6177]

pikachu vlogs 2.0 fuckkkkk 😂

[@ANTIcoFilms]

Jeez... I thought you were joking about the sexual thing

[@airmond3383]

me too 😭

[@jackblake3410]

god stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he created.

[@kusogemucard7232]

Underrated comment.

[@adamstuart2760]

Steve Buscemi

[@jayzell3687]

Cinematic masterpiece if I do say so myself

[@evrymanta]

Jack Blake Jesus: Dad? I’m sorry for saving the human race...

[@MythicSuns]

Me and my dark sense of humour, I'm just imagining all of those theme park rides going to a group therapy session and telling each other where the lady touched them.

[@aysaramos09]

They need to make a Animated movie about it.. Lol Someone call Seth Rogen ASAP..

[@aysaramos09]

🤣😂🤣😂😂🤘🖤

[@aceboogie8986]

😂😂😂👍👍

[@itchyballsack9132]

I shall draw this now

[@EXbobomb]

All I could think was "I get the feeling the rides aren't enjoying this as much as she is"

[@MundaneMuser]

This is part of a documentary of people (women) sexually attracted to inanimate objects. One woman was attracted to the Berlin Wall and another woman was attracted to a sword and a bow (and won multiple medals at the Olympics in archery). If I remember correctly, these people were regularly abused when they were growing up, and there's an extremely small number of them in the world (less than 50).

[@Wabbaaajack]

There's a man in love with his car.

[@MundaneMuser]

Kevin Pickens Mostly women though. Point taken.

[@KevinoftheHorde]

+Kevin Pickens and now his kids get 15 miles to the gallon

[@Wabbaaajack]

Kevin James Genius, that was truly amazing

[@daltont3878]

+Kevin Pickens Are you sexually attracted to that comment?

[@candy-stars]

I want hila to know she's appreciated

[@chadd990]

then you should donate to their patreon.

[@candy-stars]

Hey Guys, This Is My New Name good idea, I'll see if I can. I hope it goes to helping them make more awesome content.

[@charliedawson4877]

Smooth

[@OGFerlz]

become an official Hila Kleiner!

[@Cyba_IT_NZ]

Ikr, Ethan should've said "my rush is sitting right next to me"

[@patrickryan6445]

They got married wtf is this world

[@qbikmusik]

RyanoSlayer 99 someone came back just like I did

[@lucasmiller9770]

married!!!!

[@siluriantides]

So is the ride the bride or the groom??

[@Slurrberry]

Hannah Kleber groom

[@e2daron]

I bet the fence was the best man

[@OpticSkies]

Only after having watched the first minute thirty, it’s crazy seeing how far Hila and Ethan have come.

[@HikaruGunner]

I have to say I'm on the fence on this one...

[@tired-idiotabigail5572]

stop

[@chrisfearing2973]

João Maia same. I mean I got a little wiggle I think.

[@HikaruGunner]

Felipe não, Portugal. Have a sodie pop on me.

[@joaorocha6810]

ninguem se chama maia

[@haybby23]

Literally

[@adfl7790]

It makes you wonder if these people are genuine or just hungry for attention.

[@Circaman8]

adfstuff she married the fucking ride

[@Comrade_mommy]

From what I understand it's a weird brain thing that makes some ppl see inanimate objects as romantic and sexual partners. They legit fall in love bc their brain sees the inanimate object the way humans see other humans . It's really weird but apparently there's an explanation

[@andydickturd4765]

Meth. Not even Once.

[@tansy3675]

I think she was touched as a kid

[@flaming0sniper0]

adfstuff id fuck a fence for attention

[@vagabond8460]

Imma go to Universal and moan loudly on the Rocket Ride and scream “take me to the edge” in honor of these brave soldiers

[@googlefuckedupyoutube]

I identify as a rocket ride too. Lick me

[@giannakelly2011]

No scream I want your liquids over and over until the ride is over

[@OfficialPrincePie]

IS THIS JOHN WICK FROM SEMIPOPULAR GAME FORTNITE?!

[@ToriKo_]

Wow. I literally gasped from the nostalgia from the intro

[@xxxxxxxxx1652]

Same 😭😭😭

[@PelvicGaming]

Ethan: I can poop on you. Hila: *laughs* Note, she did not say no....

[@thatoneguyfizz6315]

Pelvic Gaming O O F

[@isabellachristodoulou5335]

00f

[@Demi.d3mi]

Tru love

[@Lota002]

O O F

[@lonewolf6842]

Ethan meant dick her

[@777stepankin3]

Imagine if she would get back to normal again and her future partner asked her about her past relationships

[@aovcarrd9080]

777stepankin she married the rollercoaster in 2017

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Kumamin X Aww. I can't wait to see their cute little mixed babies!

[@rayonmanogue7209]

Her future partners are probably carousels and log flumes

[@Rafael-ok1tg]

I got confused as to how someone can love something so cold and merciless.. then I remember I was with my ex for 8 years

[@matpsycic]

Raffi have u met my splash mountain?

[@Rafael-ok1tg]

Mohit Garg if it's anything like my ex I don't wanna

[@pastellights7458]

Raffi eyyyyy

[@themonklegend2730]

Raffi w i g s n a t c h e d

[@jotabeas22]

Lame as fuck

[@ryanmagee908]

Man that lady brought a whole new meaning to "sitting on the fence"

[@noisepuppet]

my jib has some serious girth, which I regard as a distinct asset BTW Ethan I want ur fluids

[@kenetickups6146]

I ship it

[@fuzealti6382]

+noisepuppet 9:54 The face of "Pleasure"

[@kasane1337]

+noisepuppet I want your fluids. And especially your poops.

[@jacobpeters5458]

+noisepuppet the rollercoaster love I can understand, but with the fence? how do you pick which pole? don't they get jealous? just sounds a little ridiculous by that point...no OFfence (get it, get it?)

[@fuzealti6382]

Jacob Peters Lol

[@Faery69]

Ethan and Hila are fucking cute.

[@dinomarcus7319]

Lol why 1st reply

[@dinomarcus7319]

Gleamee Are cute. *ARE*

[@dinomarcus7319]

Gleamee im confused

[@tendakraut9854]

Like I didn't hear that a million times...

[@RinLockhart]

I would have loved to sit at a bar with the camera man.

[@Werlerfer]

League of Un-Serious Gentlemen Poor Harry. He will never recover

[@SRLovesPandas1]

Rin Lockhart *sips drink* Rough day at work, huh?

[@iNSoMaRi]

Right next to him/her is the editor.

[@koricthegreatwashedupfight9088]

I died when they cut to the lady sitting on the fence

[@bartvanriel6767]

I'm on the fence about this

[@Hamatche]

Underrated comment

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Ew

[@peterearley9579]

Bart Van Riel lmao

[@gezademeter1636]

im over the fence about this

[@lizardchef9024]

Why would u violate the fence like that

[@chinchilla0708]

But roller coasters can't consent

[@delvinmallory3427]

well not with that attitude

[@frankli7081]

Roller-rape

[@dog2799]

This is why aliens don't come to earth

[@RAKITHA9]

Dog ? aliens are afraid of getting themselves and their spaceships raped by humans

[@zuzu1524]

And also why God doesn’t talk to us anymore.

[@evrymanta]

Dog ? Aliens: Ok, let’s see what planet we should conquer next. Hmm... Let’s see what Earth has to offer. *Pulls up this video* Aliens: .....Oh..... Uhhh.... Hey, Phil! Is Mars still free?

[@Nick-lj5jc]

Its gonna suck when it starts rusting

[@JustBreatheOkay]

thicc dog it won’t stop her suck

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Love lasts long, but you know what lasts longer? Tetanus

[@seenbe]

How can a amusement park ride get girls but I can't haha

[@seenbe]

😭

[@-KeeKooZ-]

Scorpi0 🤣

[@sunnypup1971]

One day

[@mikee143]

you laugh to hide your pain

[@holololp]

Scorpi0 you can have her

[@haleyblazek8031]

Imagine pulling up to an amusement park and watching a grown woman rub grease all over her face from the ride you wanted to go on😂💀

[@dillpickle5612]

dude, this kid in my class would look up pictures of trains and railroad tracks and just quietly moan. like the little ooHH every ten seconds... it was interesting.

[@spencergrout6320]

Dill Pickle send pics

[@Andre-zi1gb]

Is it a guy or a girl?

[@matthewvillarreal3982]

Is it sheldon cooper

[@durkdiggler1638]

Dill Pickle he's what we call a "foamer".

[@same9969]

Dill Pickle There is someone who does that in my history class too wtf. He also has a collection of over 150 model trains.

[@jennjones252]

I know this is old and everything. But I love how Ethan always listens to Hila

[@spastik6852]

Ethan: "man I wish I could get a rush from something like these people do." Hila:"yea...."

[@ryleebull2304]

Spastik haha they did say that! very hilarious and creative can mment

[@NobodyssGirl]

You're not supposed to take the term "thrill ride" literally

[@chachnaq7337]

😂😂😂😂

[@MythicalRedFox]

How wonderful; a world where human and omnic can live as equals!

[@TheRandombarguy]

I love this reference

[@TheRandombarguy]

VEZ Overwatch

[@gruntpocalypsenow]

Zenyatta is bae

[@mrlpsloveful]

Haha

[@garfieif8187]

If ya ask me, the Brits have their heads on straight! Omnic rights? Phew!

[@KenjiWasTaken]

“She’s to old for that shit” is the most savage thing Hila ever said 12:25

[@Night333Walker]

Still better than fucking horses tbh.

[@iisakhollmen5372]

NeonBlackHeartAttack hevonen

[@iisakhollmen5372]

NeonBlackHeartAttack car ride death horse

[@spybird5870]

iisak hollmen ponipas

[@Night333Walker]

Sadly no, no I don't. :(

[@Night333Walker]

....Did you just assume my gender?