The Worst Thing We Did As Kids, Ethan’s Mom Plays Trivia - H3TV #41

[@chihuahuachico5864]

Splice fergie's "leeeeets" and the lawyers "GO!" Please

[@tarn2821]

He did didn’t he?

[@chihuahuachico5864]

@@tarn2821 nope did the opposite

[@monroe9812]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@jennygagne9099]

You may be on to something

[@Billibab]

DEAD

[@ginaspeer8531]

God I died every time Zach played the sound bite of jimmy saying “au-u-di-o” when donnas screen froze and she couldn’t connect to the sound

[@alice3418]

Same 💀💀

[@Peachessxo]

When that happened on the show last week with jimmy I was CRYING. It’s the perfect sound bite for all latency now

[@dennydarkko]

AWE-DEE-OH , AWE-DEE-OH

[@indiadavies1395]

honestly 😭😭

[@indiadavies1395]

@@jcc.98 what part of the show was this?

[@Hempsicle]

I just want to sit behind Zach during one of the lives just to see how he finds these sound bites so damn fast. I wanna see the master in action.

[@jevk33]

there is a behind the scenes from a while ago i think on AB's channel which shows zach's setup pretty cool way of doing it

[@gabrielanieves4220]

I Stan this !

[@attheheartofit]

If they did a live in person show they could demonstrate that zum beispiel

[@prismatropical]

Hope you get lucky with those gifted subs so you can see the behind the scenes of his process!! It's an incredible watch

[@bumblebeebrass164]

@@jevk33 which video do you remember

[@TheDblTap]

Ian having the foresight to switch to Olivia every time Zack played the Fergie soundbite is peak H3 Podcast. Give this salaried employee a raise!

[@erikarose11]

Seriously!

[@emmaseve4313]

Why is Ethan letting his intrusive thoughts win💀😂😂 “atleast I have two working eyes!?” 💀💀

[@decapod__3749]

I audibly gasped when he said that LOL

[@TiaraForAKing]

It’s the Wellbutrin lmao

[@Tyler-lz4jc]

HAHAHAH WELL DUDE HES TIRED OF WALKING ON EGGSHELLS

[@emmaseve4313]

@@Tyler-lz4jc literally love him so much for that 💀💀💀 he definitely stresses Dan out 💀💀

[@Tyler-lz4jc]

@@emmaseve4313 HAHAHAHA me too dude it’s hilarious when Ethan dgaf cause tbh the internet always makes them hold back

[@cleveraintwiiise]

Frienemies should come back but as a monthly series where Ethan hosts the show with a reformed enemy. Next episode should be with Mike !

[@CallMeNatalia96]

this is such a good idea omg

[@serenitysands438]

Love this idea

[@monroe9812]

Yes’m!!!

[@audreyswanson2046]

PLEASE

[@jaydeelizabeth9170]

the final boss is keem

[@brianlane7925]

Ethan: oh you stole money? You stabbed someone? You got drunk in high school? Those stories aren't that bad. Also Ethan: one time I threw a water balloon at a window and it didn't break. Crazy times.

[@livivy6810]

Right? With peace and love Ethan, stop killing their stories hype 😂

[@raineslee8990]

😂 😂 😂

[@NatalyRodriguez1]

He's literally Michael Scott

[@ixi-killerkal-ixidk3640]

@@NatalyRodriguez1 indeed lol

[@ninaferguson3709]

Literally.

[@SEAM1CE]

"I'm sure there's pathetic people that watch the show" Hahahha Ethan is not wrong and the honesty and open mindedness about the reality of the world makes me love this show even more.

[@nataliexyz123]

That comment made me laugh sooo hard because honestly it’s true

[@Ameliadaisy777]

Exactly!! I was like come on please say this is inappropriate because it fucking is 😂😂 who cares if he’s a fan lol

[@troglodytebrain]

When Ethan said that I was like "Hey, that's me"

[@vespiary2066]

me

[@immature1744]

He was talking about me

[@BarrettC9]

Every time Ethan calls someone else he’s bestie, Dan dies a bit in side. One day, Dan. One day.

[@sheowserr665]

he just wants to be his #1 bestie

[@BarrettC9]

@@sheowserr665 right? I mean, you can literally hear him crying! He’ll say it’s laughing but we all know

[@kevindube7096]

Ethan is my main inspiration for now calling people my best friend even though I barely know them or don’t really know them at all

[@TheDudimus]

Your boss is not your best friend

[@BarrettC9]

@@TheDudimus not with that attitude

[@leopardgeckotalk]

Olivia throws sand and rocks in a kids eye Ethan: “that’s not bad.” Ian flips some furniture upside down Ethan: “omg that’s wild!” 😂😂😂

[@void7100]

can’t believe i’m seeing you here omg i love your channel so much ❤ small world ☺️

[@lycorisradiata2706]

Ian middle child vibes

[@sophiacalabrese810]

I think the intent is the difference LOL like she didn’t mean to she just panicked. He broke into his friends home and fucked with his furniture extending outside of only his friends room

[@lfacinmason]

its the age dif 🙃some people stay monsters but we all start out without some serious chimp/ape in us

[@v1tam1ns]

@@lfacinmason so you're implying Ian is a monster with that statement. WeirdChamp

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Cam stealing a kids money AND FLIPPING HIM OFF as he leaves is the funniest thing. He just seems like such a sweet gentle soul.

[@purpledrea45]

That’s what I thought to! He doesn’t seem like the type! 😅

[@ingyfresh9002]

Love gentle souls that run deep like that lol

[@jaimecohen7584]

I wanna be Cams friend lol

[@Jake-0011]

@@jaimecohen7584 I'll steal your money and flip you off and we don't even have to be friends. How does that sound?

[@jaimecohen7584]

@@Jake-0011 nah I’ll pass you’re no Cam

[@Nathan08292]

I can’t believe Ethan is already 40. I started watching him 9 years ago when I was 21 and now I’m 33! Time flies appreciate the channel SO much. Thanks Ethan over the hill but still climbing!

[@Nitrodino7875]

I was 13 now I’m currently 22…. Jesus Christ Ethan is closer to being as old as my parents than me

[@nightshade8445]

nice math lol

[@brakattack3824]

I'm pretty sure 50 is over the hill lol... Like the end of the hill is supposed to be 100

[@cicic5340]

@@nightshade8445 the joke went over your head.

[@nightshade8445]

@@cicic5340 no, it's just a representation of the kind of people who watch this channel

[@stac8]

Whenever Zack starts popping off the crew should just ask “Zack, didn’t you shit on a lawn?”

[@Jackyjay2]

Can’t shame something he’s proud of

[@jannananaa]

😂😂😂

[@thedoctah1428]

People can say what they want about Ethan but he has two things no one else will ever have, a killer hairline and an innate ability to create an arch nemesis in minutes. That guy with the cameo request is the brand new enemy of the show lol.

[@khodges72]

They made a brand new super villan with a tragic origin story

[@naiveandjaded]

as someone who got broken up with a couple weeks ago it feels surreal

[@rom4938]

AB's stories are always so hilarious and off the rails 😂 Seconds in to his story about his cousins and you know its gonna be good

[@ros4683]

as someone who studies insects, it's so nice to see someone who is so passionate about monarchs, absolutely love donna!

[@miaramirez3739]

Thought that said Incest Lmfao

[@ros4683]

@@miaramirez3739 man you made me check fr 😂

[@ReyNico]

I was really impressed, I knew she loved them but this is another level Someone needs to take her to the migrations if she hasn't already

[@ros4683]

@@ReyNico yea i was impressed too! i hope she digs deeper into the more scientific stuff and other butterfly species

[@r.i.pmydog7723]

What kinda insects do you study?

[@Kb-gh2rk]

Ethan, if you won’t use the lush bath bomb stash your mother gives you I am a mother of two who always window shops at Lush cause they’re so expensive and I personally volunteer myself as tribute to take them of your hands. I’m just decluttering for you, think of it like I’m doing you a favor 😂

[@Kb-gh2rk]

@@killaciela yes, only if queen Hila doesn’t want them of course! Lol or little Teddy or Brucey.

[@pepps1943]

Some are like $4 stfu loll

[@nadiaforler9583]

@@pepps1943 vibe killer huh. Not the good ones she clearly window shops over. Stfu

[@a1yssaa]

@@pepps1943 Calm down

[@bbbildhuu]

@@pepps1943 your mom

[@ec-3po]

The way the entire pod got interrupted but Donna mentioning this cameo situation is hilarious😭😭😭We gotta hear this kid’s story. Olivia’s dms are gonna be flooded w people saying they are Hayden

[@NovasLitLibrary]

the way Emily’s boyfriend keeps looking at her & hyping her up is so precious wow

[@_charl18]

Butterfly Princess 👑

[@nickblank9840]

She needs the extra encouragement sometimes

[@haileyhunter4555]

@@nickblank9840 you guys were awesome! i hope you had some good pizza!

[@SmexyLilLuc]

Iihhi ftlo yryym@@haileyhunter4555 I tv Mm O

[@Morgan__brianne]

Zach’s “FAMILY” when they were talking about the family of butterflies went unappreciated 😂

[@hallonegative]

I was just about to comment on this! Truly an unsung hero

[@monacegoose6906]

I'm the eldest of nine children, and was spanked as a kid. Spanking/slapping - any kind of violence against children is illegal in austria where i grew up. Last year I called the cops on my parents after they repeatedly slapped my underage sister and refusing to stop despite me trying to talk sense into them. I've been ousted from my family as a result. My parents' argument is that it's "just" slapping, not hitting with a belt etc, so how bad could it really be? This prompted me to do a ton of research on the topic, and actually there's tons of new evidence now that MRI scans etc. can be done proving the fact that actually slapping has similarly detrimental effects on neurological and behavioural development as more severe forms of abuse. The region of the brain that deals with assessing threats is a lot more active in children who have been hurt, even if its "just" a slap. It has been shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that slapping is incredibly harmful, and researchers advocate loudly for outlawing slapping for that exact reason. We have a responsibility to educate people about this, since slapping is still such a widespread practice. I'm happy to provide the studies on this if anyone is interested.

[@attheheartofit]

Thank you !

[@samcanaletv]

Would love the links / resources to those studies!! i know a few people who could do to read them

[@renaissancewoman3770]

Thank you 💞

[@piaaadah]

There's also research that shows verbal abuse can have a similar effect to physical abuse on brain development

[@fizzzycat4389]

Do you have any links to the resources you found? Not to get dark but I was slapped a lot in the face, really hard, growing up as punishment and I’m still traumatized with a lot of issues from it. Some links would be so helpful for me ☮️💟

[@claracgmz]

its so cute that Donna gets to have a whole segment just talking about monarch butterflies I loved this episode good for her

[@purplelamp273]

I've taken classes on trauma and read articles about spanking - basically, do not spank. Kids that are spanked are more likely to have "issues" (mental health, developmental, etc.). However, when asked why parents spanked, most said they did not know what to do besides spank. Basically, to stop people from spanking, other alternatives need to be given. Definitely should not be an "arrest the parents situation" but it should be condemned by society and if a parent is given alternatives but still continues to spank, there should be an intervention with the parent because that's not normal.

[@user-ui2tj7or7u]

Can confirm. Was spanked and physically abused. Now have severe anxiety around touch, don't know how to vocalize wanting to be touched, and start sobbing if there's any slamming/smacking sounds made by a human to put even the most basic things down. Working with parrots has helped me a lot honestly in unlearning how to intervene appropriately even though I never want kids for the above reasons and more. Bc you can/should never raise a hand to a bird but there's ways to appropriately discourage behavior and disengage to calm yourself when you feel overwhelmed or your temper flaring. Anyway, working on breaking the wheel.

[@purplelamp273]

@@user-ui2tj7or7u I am so sorry you had to go through that, and still do, as the effects of abuse never really go away. Sending love and support. Say hi to a parrot for me

[@theonlydeeyouwant]

I’m finding as my toddler gets older that it’s hard to know what else to do. I had to ask my therapist about it. My childhood was super fucked up but you only know what you know. I don’t hit my child but it is difficult to learn what to do.

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

They are literally adults tho they should be able to handle their kids with basic psychology. My mom would just outsmart me into convincing myself why she was right while also letting me win a few to teach me to think and stand up for myself but also trust her. Also great at adding levity, even made punishments funny. Other parents just seem like basic cavemen, they think more yelling will calm their kids down lol. They are angry themselves exhibiting poor emotional control. Why would a child respect an adult whos skin they can get under?

[@theonlydeeyouwant]

@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 You don’t learn how to drive a stick by looking at it. Someone has to teach you. There are a lot of people whose parents took out their rage on them through punishments, including myself. I don’t have that rage but I didn’t receive the kind of love that I want to give. It is a choice but it’s not simple. My therapist told me it was okay to talk to my daughter and hug her after being stern with her. It sounds insane but I didn’t even know that was an option. I have never once experienced that.

[@vyloznik]

Ethan saying “it’s not that bad” to literally every story when HIS story was just throwing water balloons that didn’t even hit anyone or break any windows 💀

[@Danachristiinee]

Dude Ian is such a fRICKIN icon, I love when he gets in the mix! We love Ian more Ian!! Ian pls stand up the best for last 👏

[@gloria1736]

Comments Ian??!

[@laura72339]

Ian please stand up

[@apfelstrudeldk5130]

I really like Loves input when it comes to US vs EU discussions. Makes me feel heard as a member of the EU squad

[@Molly-ff6dq]

*Cries in U.K.*

[@aliciabergman1252]

Our EU rep

[@carver877]

Dan berating the cameo boyfriend after telling Ethan to chill was too hilarious ☠️

[@garmung-7649]

I loved that to haha

[@bekkitortellini9185]

​@@Kigoz4Life he talked about this in a previous episode. He said its a tic that he's developed and it makes his throat really sore.

[@alliandrablack7751]

@@bekkitortellini9185 Not much of a point in responding to a troll. If you look at their comments it's just 400+ timestamps of Ethan's tics. Super low effort bait; the mark of a truly sad human being with so little going on in their life that they have time to make hundreds and hundreds of youtube comments about someone's tourettes instead of living an actual life.

[@daisy3869]

@@Kigoz4Life imagine being subscribed to jeffree star

[@givemeultraviolence]

@@Kigoz4Life you sound like you’re sexually attracted to jeffree star

[@kaylaaranda1029]

Olivia just proves episode after episode how angelic she truly is, what a lovely human, and Sams hair, go OFF queen!!

[@mitchellbowman22]

Olivia literally looks like a clown

[@vanessajones5752]

@@swissmiss116 ?

[@amdonut8091]

@@swissmiss116 Beefybitch is one of the many weirdos who hate watch every h3 episode and then leave jab comments under the episodes. Passionate haters are fans too, remember that

[@kaylaaranda1029]

@@Disghrungtled yes arent they both so lovely!!

[@kaylaaranda1029]

@@Disghrungtled I’m glad we agree =)

[@inigomontoya9284]

I just love how Ethan and Olivia are such girlfriends!!! Olivia was such a great addition to the show😊

[@audreysavanna6564]

"well.. im sure there are pathetic people that watch this show" -ethan that was literally the funniest thing ive ever heard in so fucking long. -a fellow pathetic person

[@laurenmosolf6336]

I was laughing so hard thinking yah I'm one of those pathetic people

[@amandamcnulty2763]

Holy shit Sam looks INCREDIBLE! It really suits her!

[@The-D33J]

Who's Sam?

[@Christy1113]

Red heads are bomb! 🤤😛

[@Clisare]

Donna’s issues opening a simple link were so triggering 😂😂

[@Cornincarnate]

Honestly what I think ends up happening is older people expect everything tech and internet related to be insanely complicated so they go out of their way to try to make it complicated even when it isn’t

[@brittnay279]

Dude, I’m turning 30 and I texted my brother a Google search and texted my sister in law “I love you baby” instead of my husband…in the same day! I’m like damn, is this what getting old is?!!

[@nonkl8819]

it wasn't that simple to be fair

[@24News-t5i]

@@brittnay279 That's actually dementia.

[@purpledrea45]

@@24News-t5i 😳

[@_BangDroid_]

A friend of mine was at a fund raiser for a down syndrome charity, there was DJ and dancefloor. During the DJ's set, he literally played the r-word version of the Black eyed peas song. He let it play like it was nothing until someone went over and told him to change it.

[@flowerhobi1673]

💀💀💀

[@popartpistol]

Please tell me he did it accidentally because that's absolutely vile if intentional.

[@_BangDroid_]

@@popartpistol I honestly don't know coz I wasn't there, but I don't think anyone thought it was intentional

[@stonedzebra420]

that's hilarious

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

Prob just compulsive/ couldn’t help it. I struggle with the same affliction. I simply cannot turn down a good pun

[@Crayg_]

I am a phone salesperson and most of my day consists of helping old people. I usually listen to the podcast as a way to unwind on my 45min drive home however today I was given copious amounts of work ptsd hearing Ethan do tech support for his mother.

[@Xx1PWNY1xX]

Zach needs to splice the soundbites to say "Let's get re-started in here"

[@cassidybrewer]

Yes!!

[@Ely1406]

^

[@flowerhobi1673]

Nick and Emily were so nice, also love the plot twist of Emily being the butterfly princess! Lol, glad they were a part of the show and got to win sm munny

[@Billibab]

Ok honestly Ethan Jeff and Mike could have some hilarious moments, a frenemies special could be iconic/get views, But also... need the crew around too (Olivia especially pls)

[@Billibab]

But also who cares about views, it could go real shitty too

[@Mezzy..]

I was ITCHING to see ethans mom again, my favourite all-time episodes are when ethan and his fam are together.

[@noirling1]

I love how confrontational Sam became when they pointed out how walnuts are f-tier. It's the red hair making her vicious and mal tempered.

[@toshamassey6063]

they are used in so many recipes!! i don’t think the cast even realizes it.

[@Foolia.Foolia]

the government blames people for water shortages when agriculture accounts for approximately 80 percent of all the water used in California.…. So taking a 5 minute shower won’t help anything.

[@FukaiKokoro]

If you are milk intolerant drink hemp milk. Almond milk isn’t even as good. Since almonds take so much water to grow. May help somewhat by voting with your dollar.

[@alyssagray6329]

@@FukaiKokoro what about oat milk? Whats the water usage for that compared to growing almonds for almond milk? genuinely curious!

[@jackiegarcia2986]

@@alyssagray6329 growing almonds requires almost 5x the amount of water compared to oats, so oat milk is another good alternative.

[@bongakhumalo6141]

Ethan: What screen are you on? Let's start there. Donna: What do you mean "what screen am I on"? I don't know, my phone screen?

[@kingofcarrotflowers326]

Sometimes I fall asleep and wake up to a Frenemies episode. Nothing wakes me up quicker than hearing Trisha and Ethan argue while eating pizza.

[@taliapires7487]

Donna’s zoom freezing/no sound and Jimmie’s “a-aUDiooo” sound bite was *chiefs kiss*

[@jesse8250]

Chef's kiss

[@taliapires7487]

@@jesse8250 lmaoooo thank you

[@proveska]

Hitting your child in any way should be illegal, we need mandatory parenting classes to explain how children's brains work and grow, and the best way to handle a child in stress, anger, or "bad" behavior.

[@TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass]

If you leave a mark it is illegal in many places in the US. That includes a red mark on their arm, face, etc. If you know someone that hits their kids please report them immediately.

[@LisaLee__]

Thank you for putting "bad" in quotations. It's actually so damaging for a child to hear that they're bad. In the black community specifically it's something that is said in jest, like "how are is -insert child's name-" and you'll often get the reply "you know he's just bad" and a million other iterations of that. Studies have it locked, kids hear what they're called and internalize it and believe it. Anyway, wrong behavior needs to be corrected. A child does not have a sense of good or bad until they are tweens and even then, they are only just beginning to understand consequences.

[@DownHavenEnt]

Jesus Christ...🙄😂😂

[@shuddhi5764]

My dad used to whip me as a kid and so did my teachers. So fucked up in the head now I roll around in the dirt outside and eat my own poop I’ve completely lost my mind it was so damaging that I don’t even know how to be a normal human anymore someone help me. 😂😂

[@spacezooom]

I recently saw a poster for a child abuse help-line (it's illegal to hit your children where I live) and it said "Every child has the right to an upbringing without violence" and I think that's all that needs to be said

[@alymechlem1071]

Please give Donna a short weekly segment 😂😂 Ethan and Donna have the funniest chemistry. Episodes with her always end up being the funniest

[@Dizzymisslizzy36]

Sam matching her nails with her new hair is giving me life

[@ryliec1754]

who’s sam?

[@erincoffman6311]

I love the bad things you’ve done as kids segments! Please do more like that I loved it!!!!

[@Luffnin]

Aaron Coffman makes good cars

[@demix1623]

Yeah I love how honest they are about controversial topics, it's honest and relatable ❤️

[@swifterik]

They did like three already if you haven't seen all those.

[@expensivepink7]

they should do drunk or a kid and tell a story of them being either super drunk or a kid and guess which one!!

[@bethi2349]

Apparently I’m now a member 🤣 I have no idea how this happaned but thank you if it was gifted lol

[@Samantha-wr3cr]

When Ethan said "let's get r-worded in here" I spat out my drink 🤣

[@lindseywilder]

Sam's hair is gorgeous on her😭 making me want to get that color now, my son has that hair naturally and looks good on him so maybe I have a chance of it being ok😅

[@Ely1406]

Do it 🥳🫰🏼

[@JesusChrist-dv2zu]

go for it!! it’ll be beautiful. get it done professionally. if you hate it, you can always dye it back to a similar shade.

[@Lombreee]

Thank you Ethan for speaking out against the removal of Roe vs Wade. As a woman I EXTREMELY appreciate men & social figures doing this ❤️ thank you ❤️ It also makes me feel seen & understood. It's still hard to hold back tears whenever I think about it.

[@taylormcd5444]

Yes! Thank you, Ethan ❤️

[@mynameistania]

Also strongly agreed!

[@justiceforbimini1409]

Here here !! So nice to hear a man speak so openly about an issue that effects women's bodies. We LOVE an ally

[@allilee2523]

Hate to be this person cuz I agree with you but *woman

[@Lombreee]

@@allilee2523 - I wrote this after working a 12 hour shift at the hospital & having a small cry in the car about Roe vs Wade (I'm in a state that bans abortion). I also have ADHD which sadly affects me overlooking grammatical errors on my best days. If you hate to be that person maybe just don't leave a comment.

[@ChrisFlores16]

2:21:33 Can someone animate Ethan's story about the water balloon launcher..? I can imagine it'd be hilarious.

[@AJ-ie9he]

The person who used to animate frenemies needs to but I forgot their handle 😭

[@ItsJustValHere]

Idk if this would work, but @SoriSora we respectfully beg you with peace and love. At this point, I would watch an animation of anything you would like to animate Edit: doesn't work

[@hfdhfda23]

I think a pod with mike would be really interesting, they both have many similar views, as well as many conflicting views. I'd say both are good talkers and both aren't too proud to admit when they're in the wrong. Make it happen !

[@trashcollector6184]

I love that everyone time Zach would play the let’s get it started soundbite Ian would cut to Olivia and she always gets a smile from it. I love this crew so much

[@angelinafraidany3714]

Zach playing the one, single, “Family” soundbite has me crying

[@clairebages4115]

AB always has the craziest stories without fail

[@neongenesisevangeliion]

My parents never spanked me because both of my parents understand the emotional damage it causes. Instead of spanking, my parents would explain in detail what I did was wrong and ground me. Instead of scaring me into submission, I was taught and given non-harmful repercussions. I’m now 20 and my parents made mistakes but I’m eternally grateful that they never spanked me!

[@lildraco2033]

Interesting my parents are Italian so I was spanked from time to time but they never went overboard with it at all and I feel like it was deserved most of the times I was spanked 😅 which might sound like a weird statement but I learnt quickly if I do something really bad my mum would be coming for me so I learnt to stop doing bad shit 😅 I have a great relationship with both my parents still to this day which is a blessing in itself and we all laugh about it now as adults with my other siblings 😅 I understand everyone’s different but from my experience I feel like if used appropriately it can work we all turned out as fine adults 😅

[@user-ui2tj7or7u]

@@lildraco2033 peace and love, but no child deserves being physically harmed/put in delibrate punishing pain by their caregiver. You didn't deserve it you were a kid. Kids do stupid shit, thats what being a kid is about. There is no 'asking for it' or deserving it'. there's hundreds to thousands of studies that no-it doesn't equal better behavior and has long term harm, and I mean this well but you do seem defensive when you don't need to be. It doesnt matter f you have a 'good' relationship with your parents, its not 'damning', but its proven by science to be a harmful response and personally seeing a vulnerable much younger human being should not give you cause or reason to ever consider harming them. Its ok if you found it hurtful but still continue a relationship with your parents now. You don't need to absolve them, to feel that their actions were unecessary or hurtful. I was spanked and it didn't make me 'learn' that I shouldn't do bad shit, it just made me craftier at not getting caught. I feared reproach more than I actually cared about doing the 'bad' thing.

[@cupknee]

my parents spanked me first… then explained after. 😓 I don’t harbor any resentment over that tho, idk why. There’s other core memories of them that messed me up but never the spankings

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

Thank god my divorced parents had to compete for my affection

[@gloria1736]

I was spanked and I just block it all out.

[@daedaluxe]

I died laughing at Ethans dad choking someone to get high

[@bobbylestrange7887]

Leena can do anything and still be an angel in our eyes. Set a blaze to a house? The house had it coming. Raid a bank? That money had her name on it. Storm the kingdom? Kingdom of leena and we are here for it ~

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

She's very angelic, I agree.

[@SharynPeterz]

Okay I’ll confess, the worst thing I did when I was a kid….we used to break into cars, horrible I know, but we would steal gum and random stuff. Never money or anything super criminal, but, I did take my neighbors garage door opener once. I would sit in the day time and mess with them opening and closing it. I still feel bad about that sometimes and I’m 27. Lmao thanks for giving me a safe space to confess my sins. 😂

[@XxAnnaThatsMehxX]

Omg ok but messing with the door is pretty fucking funny

[@Etticos.]

Ethan: “it’s part of the...uh...uh...uh...uh” Dan: “...Day of The Dead” I think Ethan had connection problems there too for a second.

[@jakepanten]

zach's soundbites were so good this episode. especially the "oof" that nobody noticed

[@rc5205]

Time stamp ?

[@jakepanten]

@@rc5205 18:07

[@jakepanten]

It was the fact that as soon as Ethan said "fallen", Zach played that "oof" falling sound from Minecraft lol

[@BRhymesss]

I was cracking up when Zach hit the minecraft oof lmao

[@moni.1128]

Yall that's definitely not a minecraft sound lol maybe roblox or something?

[@hmhmproductions3342]

I have studied early childhood education for 7 years, spanking is a scare tactic and not a effective disciplinary action. There is absolutely no correlation in a child’s mind between physical punishment and misbehavior. If anything, spanking only heightens a child’s frustration and anger and leads to other misbehavior. The goal of discipline is to teach a consequence for an action, what consequence does spanking teach? Fear those stronger then you?

[@catchifyoucan232]

The way Ethan talks about his dad coming home from work DEFINITELY mirrored how my siblings and I felt about our dad coming home. We knew 5:00 was the time and I can always remember being afraid because dad was coming home. My dad spanked us, but then he would take it WAY too far. I can remember watching him slamming my brother to the ground because it was bed time; my brother had fallen asleep and was basically sleepwalking down the hallway, and my dad didn’t like how slow my brother was going so he open-hand hit my brother in the back and sent him flying. I can remember pinching myself when my dad was yelling at me and praying to God to please let that be enough, that I was sorry God, and that I would never do it again(I had made prank phone calls.) He sent me to my room, so I thought God had answered my prayers, but 3 seconds later there my dad was, in the doorway. He started spanking me on the butt, and he always hit hard, and he just kept going and going. Well, it caused me to pee my pants, which infuriated my father, which led him to really start hitting me with his fist, and I blacked out and I couldn’t tell you what happened past that point.

[@dainah105]

Omg I’m so sorry that happened to you. I hope you are safe and have been able to heal

[@user-ct6hr5nu1q]

I’m sorry, that’s so messed up and no kid deserves that

[@tristanyarkie7568]

I feel as though we need a “LEEeeets!” From Fergie and “Go!” From the TikTok lawyer as a soundbite mashup

[@hannahdingus4915]

The Donna tech support segment was my favorite part. I have a 70 year old grandfather who owns an iPhone 6 and those gd passwords get him every time 😂 Im debating on showing him that segment just to make him feel a little more at ease with his confusion because he feels the need to justify his intelligence.

[@ReyNico]

It's great cause I can actually laugh at it through the screen, when they're next to me I can't laugh because they'll feel bad 😂

[@hannahktbffh5366]

In England & Northern Ireland smacking is legal but only if it’s ‘reasonable force’. If a smack leaves a mark or bruise it’s considered child abuse. In Scotland and Wales it’s completely banned. I think smacking is pointless, it’s just parents taking out their frustrations on their kids. I say this as an 80’s kid who was smacked a lot, and a mum of four who has never smacked any of my kids.

[@Jake-0011]

Child abuse is never good regardless of what people say about it toughening you up and not being that harmful. Every child is different and if the environment they grow up in isn't really that nice to begin with, getting get smacked can cause trauma that will stay with them forever. Adults justifying this behaviour are the ones who need smacking.

[@Cheeseburger681]

i love story times, its nice getting to know everyone better

[@vilma20]

yea i wish they did em more often man

[@despres380]

ethan showing a bunch of fellow neighbourhood kids corn when he was younger feels like foreshadowing of H3H3 lmao

[@Csilos]

When Olivia started talking about her sand story I immediately thought of “pocket sand!” From king of the hill.

[@mariecox5394]

My brother took my game boy from me and I wanted to get him back. I separated egg whites from yolk, took the yolks, mixed it in a cup and pretended it was orange juice. The kicker is he had a deadly allergy to eggs. Luckily, my mom noticed all the eggs everywhere and found him holding the cup before taking a sip. I was a bad kid

[@motorcitizen13]

Lmaoo one day my brother took my game boy and I waited to catch him slipping and I pushed him down the stairs. Gotta love attempted murder 🥴

[@cassidybrewer]

Thank you both for reassuring me that I do not need to have more than one child 😂😂

[@The__Gent]

Why did H3 stop adding video chapters? They were really helpful.

[@kimgalvan6801]

It’s in the description

[@xSwordLilyx]

Maybe they took the drop down menu away

[@gabgab7325]

Donna is a breath of fresh air. Love when you bring her on!

[@coreeenie8397]

I could listen to Ethan try to talk Donna through technical issues for the whole episode.

[@dianatoast]

I love watching little bunny drink out of the coconut

[@Penellabella]

I always watch the podcast twice because I'm usually doing other things while I watch and inevitably miss something. I didnt have a lot of time the first time I watched so I ffwd Ethan tech support with Donna.. I just watched it on my 2nd run through and it is so hilarious!!! Moments like this are just such H3 gold!!! Love it!! Love Donna!! Love Sam's hair! Love you all!! FAMILY! FAMILY! FAMILY! FAMILY!!

[@clairewinans6616]

omg i do the same thing

[@rey8bitnintendo]

Petition for Ethan to do Tri-enemies with Mike and Jeff

[@Disturban]

THE QUEEN IS BACC

[@ygi2822]

OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

[@GoatOfTheWoods]

@@ygi2822 He's a long time fan

[@ygi2822]

@@GoatOfTheWoods I'm so happy to be finding this out now :')

[@beautywithbrittany9421]

The ADHD in me loves this podcast , we go from butterfly die hard questions to break up seminars 🤣 FIND BETTER MOVE ON FROM JESSICA 🤣

[@megantodys8795]

Sam, Olivia, and Lena are so relatable. They elevate the podcast so much. I can relate to being an angel child bc I was afraid of getting my ass beat 😅. And thinking something I did was wild but no one bats an eye.

[@Skiller_pg]

Bruh I bursted out laughing when AB said “ Get away from me you fat fuck” 😭💀 I love that line ❤️

[@Penellabella]

The bad stuff we did as kids segment might be my all time favorite H3 segment. More like that please. Loved it!! So relatable.

[@wisp.]

Zach had me dying with the Fergie soundbite. Olivia's reaction was also priceless. family family family

[@hiso..4531]

If y'all really want to save water, eat less meat. it takes 660 gallons of water to make a 1/3 lb burger. the average bath is 30 gallons, Average shower is 17 gallons. Baths really aren't that big of a deal compared to meat and dairy consumption literally using up all of our resources

[@afellowtraveller2722]

What do u mean by it takes 660 gallons to make 1/3 ib burger?

[@spacegrass6632]

@@afellowtraveller2722 Cows have to drink water

[@jameswitt8124]

I don't understand how these supreme court justices are supposed to be "above" politics when they are either in the federalists society or were once a member. someone explain this to me.

[@Autryjohn4]

The Supreme Court like any court of law is not influenced by any man woman or organization they are supposed to be completely impartial that’s why with politics affecting the court system comes the disintegration of neutrality and the rise of corruption and the ability for laws such as these to be passed or stalled sorry for the long winded expo I liked your question and thought I might have an answer that helps:)

[@nataliethomas444]

I think that was meant to be rhetorical dude

[@briannaklein952]

Going through divorce at 23 and as usual, this podcast is getting me through. Thank you for what you all do 💛 family

[@pattycj]

Omg seeing comments like this makes me never wanna get married

[@briannaklein952]

@@pattycj don’t even get me started 😂

[@natetreanor7029]

hope things get better.... you still have a lot of time to recover :)

[@briannaklein952]

@@natetreanor7029 thank you. Taking it one day at a time right now for sure

[@briannaklein952]

@@Empathy-and-resilience here if you ever need a sounding board ❤️

[@angelicacanales6134]

Ethan’s intrusive thoughts are so funny lmaoo

[@Anonwin]

Ethan was so exhausted and didn’t know it was covid 😭

[@knilla2k]

“Who’s Sam?” To “Where’s Sam?” To “WOW SAM!!!”

[@msincerely8133]

I know anytime Donna is on the podcast, it’s gonna be a blast 😂😂😂

[@recoveringintrovert717]

My dad spanked me over every little thing. He left welts on my butt and back. One time my mom saw (she worked a lot, hardly saw us) and ran down the stairs screaming at him that she would kill him. My mom got very sick with MS, and in her last days she had nightmares about the bruises she saw on me and such guilt over it. She thought it was HER fault. I can forgive my dad for hitting me, being a living terror to me and my sisters, but never for psychologically scarring my mother that way

[@noellerecovers]

i’m so sorry you went through that

[@Toastcat33]

I’m so sorry :( peace and love to you

[@xpnkdrinkx3689]

Holy shit I am so sorry

[@nancybetters6243]

This made me 😢

[@recoveringintrovert717]

Hey everyone, thanks. Truly. It was a long time ago, but I just wanted to illustrate why spanking is not the best way to discipline. Some people can't control their rage

[@burntpriest]

Saved this episode till now cause they said there'll be one tomorrow so i get h3 2 days in a row after being STARVED lol hope Ethan is feeling better

[@jackiehedges320]

Monarchs eat 200x their weight and gain 2000x their original weight. That's where the confusion lies.

[@joosh5566]

Is Cam strategically adding certain items into his shots every episode???

[@Etticos.]

From what I have noticed, yes.

[@prismatropical]

I love it, like little cameos for the ones who notice

[@MrStogiees]

Sam is such a doll! Great episode guys!

[@The-D33J]

Who's Sam?

[@thatbeaatcch9884]

@@The-D33J I was about to be like Ian’s gf but then I got it 😂🤌🏽 quality stuff

[@The-D33J]

@@thatbeaatcch9884 (almost) GOTEEEM! 😂😂😂

[@octobersixteen]

@@The-D33J I always read this in the soundbite of “who is gay” 😂

[@The-D33J]

@@octobersixteen That'd work too 😂😂😂

[@smallnutofmisery]

I’m SO glad to hear you talk about the Alec and Woody collab. THANK YOU for saying it how it literally is. INSANE. It baffles me how little people hold others accountable or seem to not care. Everything you said Ethan!! On point!!! Never stop calling them out king!!!

[@NicolConcilio]

THE BUTTERFLY INTRO IS EVERYTHING OMG AHAHAH I LOVE IT

[@angelinafraidany3714]

I’ve been watching this episode in 20 minute increments every single day since it came out, because I don’t want to be without the pod due to Ethan having covid 😭❤️ Love u guys, thots and fake prayers to Ethan

[@QaaarLaaafReesaaa]

"Let's get R-worded" sennttt me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@monroe9812]

“Let’s get R-worded in HA! Let’s get R-worded in heah.”

[@A2Z83]

that makes it sound so much worse

[@chelseap7957]

Today.. Donna proved herself & officially earned the title of 🦋DONARCH🦋 proving her wealth of monarch knowledge. The Butterfly Queen 🙌🏼