The Crew Is Splitting Up - Off The Rails #39

[@aaaaamyy]

Really going to miss Michael on the show. He was such a great addition to the crew - and surprisingly good at talking for a 4 month old. 🙏🏻💔

[@roomcguire]

Michael 💀💀

[@Frantasiesx]

Im crying

[@sophiaskelly3230]

This comment wins

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + nobody cares + this u 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👨🏼‍💻

[@deanmoriarty6015]

@@forgivezharion6989 BOO! did i scare you? 📝📝 im a job application 💀

[@Dylwud]

So sad to see teddy fresh leave the show they were such a huge sponsor.. we will never financially recover from this

[@Amelia-kq1ck]

I hope they come back 😔, as Joe Biden once said “guess what? It grows the economy”.

[@kevindube7096]

You’re forgetting about the 5%

[@evaragolic5123]

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[@evaragolic5123]

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[@evaragolic5123]

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[@hrm087]

So glad that Theodore and Bruce are starting their own podcast with the earnings from the “what the fuck” sound bites.

[@RockyMountainResale]

lmao

[@alchemygarlet1542]

wasn't his name Michael?

[@jaimecohen7584]

That’s hysterical lmao

[@juliaanna395]

Theordore and *Michael

[@niclikescakes]

Its about 5% of total show profits I've heard

[@corij3600]

I can’t believe Trisha is leaving the show. She always brought such light and positivity 🥹

[@superbabeuk]

hahahaha

[@stephanieann8805]

Ok this is the best one lol

[@RoseDollFaith]

Best one 🤣🤣🤣

[@FernandoDiaz-gr3pj]

Lol

[@sc00byp00h]

deceased

[@axiomsandthings9213]

Was shocked to find out that the bunny from the green screen is leaving the show to start his own podcast, but I'm proud of him for being brave enough to hop out of his comfort zone. ❤️

[@liminalum]

this comment has no business being so cute

[@holycrap127]

I can’t believe he’s joining Philly Ds channel! It’s wild!

[@cambriajenkins6620]

😂😂

[@skyehope6354]

@@holycrap127 I'm losing itt

[@miri745]

He left for Philly D

[@meganharris1128]

I can't believe AB is leaving the show to pursue his dream of being a chef 😭 I should've known when I saw that beautiful, golden burrito he made but I never thought this day would really come. He will be missed!

[@hannah1699]

Being a chef took me out

[@dirtylittle5percent876]

Lol golden burrito 🌯 ... 😄 u can't with these comments

[@JonasCraftUltimate]

Will he though

[@hayleygt9883]

can’t believe ethan is leaving the crew 😢 going to miss ya! peace and love 🦶☮️❤️

[@xohellocutie]

LMFAO

[@boogrlovr]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 if this isn’t a troll…

[@atlas_athena677]

@@boogrlovr I don't think it is 🥲. Looked at his chanel. Every video had thousands of views. Could be that's why he's doing it and he really is trolling but it seems uncomfortably real.

[@tori4408]

hi! sorry to bother you, but i wanted to ask if this is a joke or not (the entire video and comments) . i have autism and sometimes cant tell when someone is being sarcastic. thanks 😊

[@hayleygt9883]

@@tori4408 hi tori! yes completely a joke! :)

[@kernboy123]

So sad to see the Gatsby leave the show to pursue its own racing career, but we wish him nothing but luck, peace and love!

[@billmitchellxv]

The Gatsby is no way a he

[@alexdg7755]

Them!!! JK This world we live in is fucked in so many ways

[@livzard]

I am certain that the soundbite of Love saying "yeeee" but all glitched tf out is the most underrated soundbite of all time. I almost cry laugh when it's randomly chucked in.

[@carlies7660]

I agree!

[@ayelen96]

Ft

[@ayelen96]

Te tel kk

[@ashleydenney8266]

The way Ethan gets mad on TikTok for him clicking the wrong arrow never gets old

[@cameliansn1256]

Lmaooo he gets so fucking pissed 😭😭😭

[@filippak502]

I'm really going to miss the fruit flies, they brought so much to the show 😥 But I wish them all the best on their new projects

[@erikarose11]

Lol

[@kallie_w]

I’m deceased 😂😂😂

[@ThinkerBella1]

Bon voyage

[@mannequinbrains]

ethan saying that he has supersmelling is proof that he floats when he smells pie

[@YoungFraggle]

🤣🤣

[@Sam-mb6mg]

Bingo!

[@gerardway5396]

Most under-rated comment!!

[@andreawoods]

🤣🤣

[@lucija5192]

Hahahahahaha 🙌🙌🙌

[@ggvilleman1]

Dude AB has to be one of the most genuine sweet hearts of a guy.. Taking the unwarranted bashing over the head like a champ and not throwing Olivia under the timestamp bus👏

[@paulinezugzwang1773]

Class act

[@charlieirene3846]

@@yams.4308 time stamp too late

[@Ak1996feb]

He always does that . Such a sweetheart.

[@ArielyGarcia]

My crush

[@ggvilleman1]

@@ArielyGarcia And your now my crush lol :)

[@Clisare]

Olivia makes me want to step my eyeshadow game the F up

[@re_i_gn]

I know nothing about make up but I'm always mesmerized by hers

[@ceciliap5336]

@@re_i_gn as somebody who knows a lot of makeup she does a beautiful face

[@jodrizzly1766]

She is glowing 100% of the time.

[@shenvelveeta2949]

Yo EVERY TIME

[@Emash517]

I wish she would just give us a tutorial on TikTok or something lol it’s so amazing!

[@erinisthegreatest0]

Zach's comment about citrus fruits being an essential crop reminds me of something I learned in Canadian history class: the indigenous people would offer the colonizers pine needle tea, which was rich with vitamin C, to save them from scurvy. In northern countries citrus is not a viable crop, and the indigenous people in Canada were able to prevent scurvy with pine needle tea. It's really horrific and heartbreaking in ways I can not articulate that colonizers did and continue to slaughter indigenous people and culture. The discussion about crops is interesting, but definitely has a long history

[@Jushwa]

Ian's live switching is so fast and so good, I don't think you could edit this any better if it was pre-recorded.

[@CollateralDamage93]

Fastest fungers in the Wild West

[@ChicBeautyxo13]

I never thought about this before! Ian is so talented!

[@bryan_nob]

I think the reason why he has the fastest fungers in the west is because the crew has to press a button to unmute their mic so I think he gets some sort of notification showing who’s mic is unmuted

[@StoneAquatics]

Notice whenever someone else is switching it’s all awkward

[@socalmads]

Too bad he quit :(

[@amandawarlick7292]

I’m really going to miss Gabe on fridays, but i’m glad he’s going for his dream of running for president. Gabe 2024!!

[@ms.l3392]

I just want to say that I have the best boyfriend in the world and I’m so happy I have him. ARH + MHL forever ♥️♥️♥️

[@blipblop1112]

So, what happened to ethan's podcast?

[@angeldream1]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 that’s disgusting

[@d0pi]

@@angeldream1 very true and always will be it's shocking they think that they can persuade us with bs.

[@noThankyou-g5c]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 this guy is just a right wing troll trying to make 🏳️‍🌈 pride look bad.

[@LowTide941]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 please report this clown for child abuse

[@SergioGFishing]

I’m sad that Keemstar is leaving the show 😢. He always brought a smile to my anus. Hopefully this next chapter treats you well Daniel Keem. May you and your teen wife enjoy your endeavors!

[@Cloud_zy]

Out of all the jokes about people leaving the show, this is the one that got me 😂

[@fabdav333]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@taylorhickman836]

I’m so upset that Theodore is leaving.. I hope he can find happiness in wondering what the fuck is going on.. 🖤🥺

[@redflower4315]

no because this is my favourite one yet guys

[@taylorhickman836]

@@redflower4315 omg you’re so sweet lmaooo wish more saw this maybe they don’t get it 🤣🤣🤣

[@taylorhickman836]

@@redflower4315 someone actually stole my comment and got more lol

[@ellic7248]

I'm dying over Love correcting Ethan's pronunciation of Jungkook's name as "John Cock" LMAOO

[@rochelleg7146]

I cant believe more people aren't talking about that 🤣 I freaking died

[@cambriajenkins6620]

They did my baby wrong 😫😂🥺

[@FeverFo]

That's his English name

[@PhilNicholls]

And then him pronouncing Niger like "Nidger" lmao. Are you trying to get cancelled Love?!

[@linneawesterdahl2375]

”Cock” is chef in swedish😅

[@manub2336]

So sad but glad to see Zach purcue his dream by doing the soundbites for Jimmy Lee the Jersey Outlaw on tour! Dreams really do come true!

[@hmf9916]

LMAO

[@haileyhirschbeck4210]

WORK WITH ME

[@LillyFama]

LOLLLLL

[@adh3247]

he’s been wanting to do that more than he wanted to get a rolex

[@brainblamage9421]

Oh when I saw this post was edited and also butchering the spelling of pursue I cried one lonesome tear. 😢

[@sashaanderson460]

Words can’t describe how EXCITED I am for the footage from Ace Fest

[@EarlyBirdie82]

Yeah if it actually happens 😂

[@TaylorLoyst]

@@EarlyBirdie82 fr though, like have they even been told the location of where it's *supposed* to be held?

[@sydneyymillerrr]

@@TaylorLoyst yess they have! the rumour rn is that there's an actual carnival event at this place the same day and ace fest is telling their fans its their event when it isnt... theyll just be there at a booth or something 😭

[@tamarakarlas1]

Speaking of stalkers, remember Christina grimmie ? Horrible story , stalker actually got to her through a meet and greet. They need to be taken more seriously, it’s so so dangerous and I’m glad Amouranth had security at home.

[@GabrielaDiaz-nf3lb]

That’s exactly who I thought of when they were discussing it. Such a tragedy and a death I will never get over. Really struck a chord with me.

[@samsam123410]

Ethan mumbling “I think it’s a fruit” referring to a potato sent me

[@deanmoriarty6015]

austin mcbroom always looks like he wants to deck his wife anytime she says something LMAO

[@tamarakarlas1]

Agreed, when she said “why are you so far away from me” he looked visibly annoyed

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

Its so akward cuz he looks allot like my friend esp the grin

[@empoleonfangirl]

Lmaoo no fr I thought I was looking into it too much!

[@MELLMAO]

She is so annoying that I can't blame him, imagine listening to her narcissistic quasi-spiritual bs all day, I lose my mind every time she opens her mouth. Austin has a very punchable face tho, he doesn't even have to speak

[@cthulujesus404]

Love silently increasing his head size after Ethan tells them to stop arguing about the head ratio is fucking hilarious (10:30)

[@Jushwa]

And then AB gets revenge at 14:22 lmao and 18:10

[@0xPeter]

“I was distracted by Zordon in the background” 😂

[@HannABethA]

Ethan getting legitimately angry at tiktok is the real reason I watch this show 😂😂

[@kwenb1]

I can't believe John Cock is starting his own solo podcast

[@seth6924]

Dan was such a great crew member, sad to see him leave but wishing him well as a new member of the ace family!

[@marshapono]

lmao

[@anyaschmidt203]

this fuckin got me

[@prochey69]

All the subreddit conspiracy theorists who have been convinced Ian is gonna quit for the last 3 years are SHAKING

[@paulinezugzwang1773]

Ian got through the fika fish twice. Nothing that happens in that office is ever going to shake him.

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

I was shocked he didn’t take money from Ryan to spill info on Ethan honestly.

[@Donirexian]

@@Alexandra_Wolf Probably cause there's nothing to spill. Ethan is so transparent that people hate him for it, and even if he does try to hide something, he formally addresses it instead of ignoring it like most KZbinrs do.

[@prochey69]

@@Alexandra_Wolf I heard that Ethan forcibly farts on all of the crew members until they tell him his hands look big, that's actually why the live streams are always running late

[@oliverxhmll]

reddit adults with zero life experience think that Ian hates everyone on the crew just because he's a quiet person lmao

[@paxbiggs]

Can’t believe Theodore is leaving the show… heartbroken 💔 to find this out. I hope he does great things on his new show with KEEMstar! 🍿

[@bm763]

Lol booooy you did not

[@madisonm3682]

nah this the best one fr

[@jaciehill1547]

i think his name is Michael

[@brybry111]

whut da fuack

[@joshentertainment2]

May the peace of Y*hwey be upon Theodore and Bruce

[@chasevandal6364]

Everything that's a "Vegetable" is actually something else. Corn is a seed/grain. Cucumbers and tomatoes are fruits. Lettuce is a Leaf. potatoes are tubors, a carrot is basically a root. Vegetable just means you can eat it.

[@vabunajonsville4251]

would that mean that dandelion and clovers are vegetables aswell?

[@InSaiyan92]

I'm not eating my grandma

[@WilliamKubischta]

@@InSaiyan92 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mt-pu5fq]

Ethan: Raise the *BTS heart AB: *italian hand

[@carefreelivingg16]

I’m really enjoying Sam being more vocal and involved in the podcast, I love her and everything she contributes!! Also she looks so good and healthy, beautiful before and now but I know she was trying to lose weight and she just looks so happy N glowy ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@sc00byp00h]

totally agree i love her so much. same with Olivia and Lena

[@auroraperezlopez3592]

who's sam?

[@Bubbijs]

She also briefly talked in an IG caption about therapy being a big help. So happy for her ♥️♥️♥️🥹

[@jaimecohen7584]

@@sc00byp00h they’re sooo beautiful and all so talented!

[@henrysteeze5754]

Ethan leaving the podcast is sad, but he will always be the type of guy that floats when smelling a freshly baked pie. 🙏 😔

[@rebeccageorgesisto8965]

This episode solidified my status as a die-hard,!lifelong fan. The group chemistry is magic and reminiscent of the magic of the Howard Stern KROQ days (I’m old and lived that show). H3 has the same vibe but with more heart. *I also would love to know the secret to Ethan’s hiring. He never misses.

[@liagenzy]

I think he’s just a good dude . Like attracts like, Trisha just happened to be a wolf in sheeps clothing.

[@CadenceMiller]

I don’t actually laugh out loud much (despite this podcast being hilarious) but “this next one’s gonna blow your ass out” made spit my water out 😂

[@jerylinr]

I still can’t believe Cam is leaving the podcast to work at Cold Stone

[@hayleygt9883]

can’t believe there’s been nearly 40 off the rails episodes and the office is still standing

[@Etticos.]

What do you mean? They are in the middle of the woods. The office has been gone for awhile.

[@hayleygt9883]

@@Etticos. i cannot believe there hasn’t been a massive and devastating forest fire then 😂😂😂😂😂☮️❤️

[@d0pi]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 if it was a fact then why do you go to jail for acting on your beliefs? it's a delusional lie you tell yourself so you can sleep better at night, if you know how the human brain works then you know why your beliefs are not facts but you will never acknowledge that because again you're lying to yourself.

[@adthomson]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 you need two consenting people. children cannot consent.

[@8BitCR]

So ethan likes mexican food but hates corn.. 🤣 PS. Not only the US consumes corn largely, in lantinamerica corn is the base of our native dishes and a lot of culture aspects

[@pennytraitshun4094]

He eats Mexican American food like wet burritos and tacos lmaooo no where near native dishes - him not liking corn reminds me of people who say they don’t like avocado but like guacamole lmaoooo

[@Kimbo_slyce]

I don’t necessarily hate corn but it’s definitely not my first option. Mexican food is always my first option.

[@Bekfestbaddie]

Ok

[@emilycurry8348]

bro can not like corn it’s okay

[@sophialaurah]

I hate chopped corn and have since I was a child… but love corn on the cob and corn tortillas:) it’s rlly not that deep and people have preferences lmao

[@b4bytitan615]

a little tidbit on that stalker situation, I had a stalker in 2019 who would show up at my (my moms) house every day leaving food and flowers and gifts and would show up at my cosmetology school with flowers and gifts so much to the point the front desk staff was really worried and wanted to get the police involved. I politely told this guy that I was not interested in receiving gifts and such each day and I was capable of feeding myself and he absolutely LOST it. He started threatening me and my family, he would remind me he had a ton of machine pew pews and shot pew pews and he would call me all sorts of horrible disgusting things all because I denied him. When I went to the police for help they quite literally told me they could not and would not do anything until he physically harmed me. It was then that I realized with stalking and harassment situations, the police are only REACTIVE and not proactive. They will do literally nothing until you are harmed. So scary and sad.

[@lucydalilaC]

Can’t believe Arnold is leaving the crew 😭😭 really going to miss him, but happy he has all the support from the H3 family

[@shelbytoth9340]

So sad to see Trisha leaving the podcast…. It only takes 5%….. that 5% means everything. I guess

[@PartnershipsForYou]

She just takes that five percent.

[@spityergumout]

5% is everything. 5% is Astronomical.

[@enjoi0555]

I love how Ethan apologizes that he might not be able to call Ezra they them for a long segment and then IMMEDIATELY couldn’t remember to say the correct pronouns lmao

[@Jonqen]

Hes man-passing

[@kaylabates7058]

I think the “please stand by” bit is my favorite in history, makes me cackle every time…. Followed closely by tinyarms ethan

[@waxtopia]

it’s the perfect “alright cut the shit” button 💀

[@jessicablack1104]

Ethan trying to get cancelled in the first 30 minutes AND the last 30 minutes💀💀💀 what a special treat we have today, let's fucking go

[@coralrose5754]

@@clintwilliams3818 “My wonderful client Ethan”

[@albert9525]

I legit almost started crying about AB leaving. Don't troll us like that lmao 😭

[@wisbyemily]

I love AB 🥹

[@giselle6474]

Omg I was crying I couldn’t believe it😭😭 I was like bts and ab🤧

[@Seatowntony206]

I think I should stop reading comments 3 minutes into the pod... Even tho they opened with whose leaving

[@presley6438]

Me too I was eating & literally lost my appetite 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@timj6121]

Sorry but you guys need to go touch grass like right now

[@TheCrackinskullzx0]

Sucks to see Bruce and Theodore leave the podcast so soon, we will support them on their future endeavors

[@kevindube7096]

Can’t believe everybody in the crew went in that magician’s box and got split in 2 😢

[@mads6653]

After being robbed at gunpoint on Monday night, this podcast has helped me smile through it. i really thought i was going to lose my life. love y’all

[@alymechlem1071]

Holy shit I hope you are doing okay! So awful that happened 🥺

[@chikoskiii7767]

hey guys, for people that don’t want to watch this 3 hour long podcast: Dan is leaving the crew

[@simonghoul3602]

It's true Edit: It's actually true...

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

I kinda thought dan was ethans boss

[@Texas-girll]

My biggest fear is coming true

[@danshinftw]

Fucking finally. Never liked him and his shitty attitude

[@salmael4014]

@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 same

[@LiamW338]

Can't believe the rabbit in the woods is leaving the show, they always bought me such joy and will be missed by the whole family

[@aodigital9421]

It* not they

[@whereamihelpme]

@@aodigital9421 girl what thats a living being not an it

[@aodigital9421]

@@whereamihelpme I said it > they. Shame on you for assuming my gender I am not a girl.

[@rebecca2047]

@@aodigital9421 they didn't assume your gender, girl is just a commonly used term for everyone. Its like bro isn't strictly for males

[@dumgrl5118]

ethan saying “you guys are fucking simps” when they all came to amaranths defense 🤣

[@phxfarmer4844]

Yesmen

[@ashsawyer558]

1:17:23-1:17:40 Y'all are killing me Also, AB and Olivia having each other's backs with the timestamps... that's loyalty ❤️❤️❤️

[@Chelseaaaa333]

Ethan's brain cells working overtime trying to use them/they pronouns lmao

[@ClipsCrazy__]

he virtue signals and acts like he cares. He attacks people who say that the pronoun game is stupid and cumbersome yet he doesn't even care enough to attempt to get it right. Ethan misgenders Ezra over and over again out of pure laziness and stupidity which to me is far worse than the people Ethan calls a-holes and wrong for choosing not to participate in these peoples mental illness. Ethan shows that he doesn't care about these people enough to even get their pronouns right he just acts like he cars for the social score points. Hypocrite to the highest degree.

[@vomitmom666]

not his fault ezra could at least try to not look like a full ass man masculine male looking man person. like perspective is everything nbs

[@Chelseaaaa333]

@@vomitmom666 oh sorry ill let ezra know to get surgery and start HRT to fit your idea of what a non binary person looks like

[@vomitmom666]

@@Chelseaaaa333 i’m sorry i’m sorry i need to respect the fake identity of a known predator and violent individual? is that what’s ur saying?

[@Chelseaaaa333]

@UCQzByiLlDwzaRcfdTQWMhbg lol it’s really odd seeing your past comments calling for a trans activist on the show while you’re pushing forward the same gendered stereotypes and trans medicalism that have forced trans people into silence for decades. you are no better than the terfs you criticize. non binary don’t owe you androgyny to have their pronouns respected once you’ve been made aware, and clearly Ethan has. get your head out of your a ss

[@jacksonward9181]

It’s a shame Ethan died, and I’m shocked that they brought on keem to replace him, but I’m really excited for this new era of h3!

[@jermbonotrombone]

He spontaneously combusted, a tale all too familiar

[@I_Scorched_You]

That would be amazing

[@A2Z83]

he was the only choice really

[@BM-wh5qk]

Keemstar backed out at the last minute, so The Quartering is the new host.

[@parkergailey9625]

Dan was legendary!!! Hope he enjoys his new path!

[@BOREDWITHOUTFEAR]

Can’t believe jungkook is leaving the crew. Can’t wait to see what he does next

[@cambriajenkins6620]

Jk x Charlie Puth 💜

[@Hmm-kj3fj]

John cock is gonna be missed

[@_nativexd]

John Cock?

[@linneawesterdahl2375]

When Zack said vitamin C comes from the sun I thought someone would correct him and then Love says “isn’t vitamin D in citrus fruits”… So close.. yet so far away😶

[@lluviacontreras1454]

I know it bothered me so much that nobody knew it was actually Vitamin D, and love didn’t repeat it 😭

[@ameliafranklin8950]

I laugh on the inside at every single one of these eps but sometimes something just gets me and I laugh so hard. ‘Is she blinking in morse code’ got me today 🤣🤣

[@titaniumfeather5000]

When AB talks ,i love how Love looks like he's looking at AB as AB talks like he's actually there

[@andrewdc1]

I'm going to miss this podcast. I loved watching you guys throughout the years and will have a hard time filling the void. Big thanks to the crew for all their hard work. Family Forever

[@jnn08211]

@@hentaienjoyer I know I just started watching and looking to see what’s going on 😂

[@beaualIoevv]

GREAT NEWS🤡🎉🎉

[@ceecee4729]

We're taking the clickbait title seriously today

[@allison257]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 k ys

[@PartnershipsForYou]

^guy above me is on a watchlist

[@ZachryMedearis]

I can’t believe it.. but I understand why Ethan would want to end the podcast to spend more time with his kids. Best wishes for the crew and their future endeavors ✌️❤️

[@cardboardhed1967]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 bruh

[@d0pi]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 how about don't push your beliefs onto other people when they never asked for it?

[@marsplease]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥

[@Spooky_Dook]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 Clearly ur looking for attention & it worked. U have everyone's attention now.

[@jaebird5355]

Ty guys for being there always I always turn on this podcast especially when I’m lonely or have negative thoughts always feel super comforted and even laugh sometimes too

[@kb-bw6jx]

love how ethan almost perfectly guessed the plot of the barbie movie 😂 44:12

[@CarolCurotto]

It’s WILD how accurate he was!!!

[@Breathofdeathh]

It’s crazy that Love is becoming the host of H3 Europe and taking half the crew…gonna be really wild but I’m down. Let’s gooo

[@VIP3Rx]

i’m gonna miss the crew. they will forever be standing in my mind

[@PartnershipsForYou]

^fed

[@sanyangi]

Ezra Miller is also in a polycule with an unknown amount of ppl and has said in an interview : "I’m trying to find queer beings who understand me as a queer being off the bat, who I make almost a familial connection with, and I feel like I’m married to them 25 lifetimes ago from the moment we meet," he said. "And then they are in the squad-the polycule. And I know they’re going to love everyone else in the polycule because we’re in the polycule, and we love each other so much." Reading all about it now after all that’s come out about their grooming is SUPER R.Kelly/cult vibes.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

that was a wild fkn ride to read, holy hell

[@adh3247]

14:49 the shot of Love desperately trying to hold back his laughter was my favorite part

[@D_otisdumb]

I have never liked Ezra, I'm glad they're finally being called out. I feel like they're just spiraling out of control. If anyone needs a conservatorship it's them.

[@vanecakes7842]

can’t believe baby Bruce is leaving :( wish him the best in his life endeavors with peace and love! 🤍

[@joshentertainment2]

Yh may the peace of god be upon him

[@snigdhabiswas3590]

Michael is leaving 😩😩

[@jamgrieve]

I was so sad when Ethan said AB was leaving. And then Ethan acted like it was no big deal that he just trolled us.

[@beaualIoevv]

GREAT NEWS🎉🎉🥳

[@awsome14619]

Spoilers lol

[@kayluhisdead]

My heart dropped omg I’m glad I saw this comment cuz I literally stopped watching the episode after I heard them say that 😂

[@d0pi]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 your efforts are in vain and always will be.

[@laken118]

The acting was great. Almost scary

[@MermaidMazy]

Dude, watching these horrible ppl getting off on horrific crimes meanwhile I’m a convicted felon for life for theft 20 years ago at 18 (was addicted to drugs, 20 years sober). I’m College educated, a family woman, involved in my community and made dumb decisions of course but still can’t get a good-paying job til this day. The justice system isn’t fair. It ruined my life before it truly started

[@PamsPrettyPlants]

That makes me so mad. I’m sorry. But so much props and congrats for 20 years!!

[@MermaidMazy]

@@PamsPrettyPlants thank you so much. I’m a pretty private person so to put this out there was hard for me (always afraid of being judged)

[@MermaidMazy]

@@SeraCheeseQueen thank you. Unfortunately, in my state you cannot get a felony overturned if you’re adjudicated guilty. (Basically a plea bargain bc I was 18 and terrified of spending 12 years in jail!) Please work on your sobriety, I know it’s hard..idk what your addiction is but a few days/weeks of withdrawal vs the rest of your life is amazing!! I hope you pull through, god bless

[@joshevans4015]

In the UK most crimes are wiped from your record after 7 years. Rehabilitation should be a thing.

[@MermaidMazy]

@@joshevans4015 wow that’s amazing. If only in the US..but well, it’s the US lolll

[@MintyMoni]

I just had to comment, Olivia's makeup is SO PRETTY TODAY AND EVERY DAY~ She needs a makeup tutorial segment

[@MintyMoni]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 genuinely, what the fuck.

[@boneymacaroni13]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 please get help. You're causing lifelong damage to yourself and other believing this is a valid sexuality and not a result of trauma.

[@jrayannavoyageur2542]

Olivia needs to hook it up with a makeup tutorial! She looks amazing in every show!

[@abbsterlicious5186]

The pnp lawyer toks are so much funnier knowing they are blindsided 😂😂😂

[@sakitsubaki]

I can’t believe ab leaving to pick coconuts in barberos 🌴 🥥 is truly disheartening🫰

[@yjxoxo]

Poconos in potatoes

[@cristianb3319]

Lol

[@PartnershipsForYou]

😂😂😂

[@nondescript123]

Barbados.

[@sakitsubaki]

@@nondescript123 dee dee mega doo doo🤷 not changing it, did it on purpose.

[@maehojanita]

I'm still not over Ethan's little arms. 🤣☠️

[@cassandra811]

I haven't laughed that hard in so fucking long, had tears streaming down my face😭, I was in bed trying not to laugh too loud and woke my bf up from my body shaking the bed from laughing so hard. 😫😂

[@purpledrea45]

Me to 😂

[@a1yssaa]

Lol it made me cry

[@Liberosis1635]

Ethan as out of shape cop would be a great comedy show imo, not any less funnier than seeing the irl thumbs out of breathe when they chase for half a block

[@randystasi]

It's interesting seeing Amouranth taking over Ethans position as host. Fart jars for everybody. ❤️

[@iheartlownotes]

can’t believe the new intern “Ian 2” sent in 300 more emails than Ian Prime and has taken all of the crews’ jobs completely working for free. it was fun while it lasted, can’t wait to see the Ian2Ian2 podcast

[@hannahtara7289]

JUSTICE FOR ZACH he’s right about citrus fruits and strawberries (even more vitamin c) -the plums Ethan showed are rare (native to Australia) -he didn’t look at mg per serving

[@jasmine-zf5hv]

the way i was holding back tears when they said AB was leaving. Like bro you can't be doing this to us. Some of us have weak hearts.

[@sc00byp00h]

literally same i paused and took some time to digest it i was so distressed

[@shilhann]

People keep getting fooled by the ACE family almost as much as people in the jurassic park universes forget recent dinosaur related tragedies.

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + nobody cares + this u 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👨🏼‍💻

[@danbyrne247]

So sad that Keemstar is leaving the crew. Gonna miss him

[@arleyanela]

It’s amazing that Ian, Dan, and Zach have been with Ethan for so long through all his mood changes 💀 with peace and love

[@hannah-wb8pb]

yoooo I don't normally comment but thank you so much for speaking about stalking!! I've been dealing with a stalker for the past couple of years and it can feel pretty lonely even when you have a wonderful support network so hearing Amouranth share her story and seeing comments supporting her has really helped and I'm sure it's helped others watching too so thank you!

[@kaleyramage2445]

on a real note - the story about dakota is really heartbreaking. as an indigenous woman myself, our missing and murdered indigenous women is a huge issue. its like 1 out of every 4 or 5 that go missing or murdered in canada.

[@kaleyramage2445]

i know she wasnt killed or anything but still

[@yourmother9834]

I read an amazing book named Lakota Woman. The indigenous are treated like absolute shit in the US to this day

[@kaleyramage2445]

@@veronicaperez-rx5ef yeah, my aunt ended up being a missing and murdered indigenous woman :/

[@taylorletandre2208]

This really needs more attention!!! I wish people would bring more awareness to this! As a indigenous women myself, this is a huge issue and I’m constantly scared for myself, family, and just other indigenous women in general. MMWI ❤️💛🖤🤍

[@kaleyramage2445]

@@taylorletandre2208 ❤️💛🖤🤍

[@ternative]

Why does Austin stare so hard at his wife?😂🤣ACE family is wild

[@mariahm6059]

@@rb1278 😅😅😅😅

[@klynn9445]

Sam is probably the most beautiful human I’ve ever seen ! Gorgeous gorgeous girls hype each other ❤

[@ba6561]

SHE HAS A MOAT PLEASE DONT BRING ANY MUSICAL INSTURMENTS

[@felipefasanella7764]

Ethan really has the PERSON waiting to talk about what happened and prefers to spend 20 minutes Reading tweets. WHILE SHE WAITS to talk about it. lol. Ethan is so weird sometimes.

[@samig7313]

asparagus in the oven at 400° with olive oil, salt & pepper. AMAZINGGGG. aspargus in the air fryer at 400 for 6 minutes. amazing. bacon wrapped asapargus. amazing. i love asparagus

[@lilithqualcosa5783]

It's so sad to see the butterfly from the background go, but I'm sure her future will only get brighter after leaving the h3 crew. Family ❤️

[@mollago]

2:25:45 had me dying. Serious topic meanwhile the show is collapsing and AB is recursively breaking out into laughter while Ethan doesn't notice and Dan pretends nothing is wrong.

[@awsome14619]

Why would they split up Shredder and Alfredo? You never separate dogs who bond together. It's a sad day today.

[@cjsan96]

The way the thumbnail edited Zach behind Sam and Olivia makes it look like Ian has his hands on Dan's shoulders and just his left hand's nails painted 😂

[@bekkah8112]

here’s a tip for ethan when pouring a coke: lean your cup to the side as you pour the drink in. kinda like how a bartender pours a beer. you get ALL the carbonation with half the bubbles on top. leading to a more satisfying soda experience

[@SuperHappyNoodle]

Here to set the record straight for dan: VEGETABLE is NOT a scientific/botanical term. Vegetables are a social construct!!!

[@abp8723]

A social and culinary construct 😞

[@joshentertainment2]

At this point every thing is a social construct

[@archieandaugust]

I mean its just a plant part we eat

[@juicetube1360]

In my experience as an ex-kpop stan, for Korean groups, a "hiatus" is usually an actual temporary hiatus and not a permanent split like it is with many American groups. The kpop album release cycle is very formulaic and bands taking a year or two to focus on solo projects for individual members is very common.

[@cambriajenkins6620]

It was a mistranslation and it threw us into a spiral 🌀