The BacH3lor Ep. #2 w/ Jeff Wittek - The First Dates - Off The Rails

[@JeffWittek]

Thank u ethan and team. I wish I could give all these amazing women my pole 💈❤

[@tluvsbeauty1]

How did I catch this so quick

[@jennyp123]

follow your heart king ❤

[@tluvsbeauty1]

Gaby and megan got switched Jeff!!!!!

[@taylord628]

Lmfao

[@sexylady2497]

This is truly entertaining You are a born entertainer Jeff. And my God, so handsome!! Wish I had submitted but figured you weren't into thick girls lol. Good luck finding your future wife! You'll be a great husband and dad

[@paolaosuna2640]

Not Jeff telling all of them they’re coming to Hollywood😭

[@shirley6581]

Like they’re on American Idol 😂

[@azhurelpigeon]

Was so cruel 😭 Especially the last girl who was told she was guaranteed to move on

[@hellokittyfan9]

@@azhurelpigeon last girl did get in !! jess

[@azhurelpigeon]

@@hellokittyfan9 Oh good, they were deliberating a LOT on that I thought they forgot about her

[@donnachilders9003]

😂bless his heart 😂

[@brinoreeno]

AB: What's it called when he has 9 employees and only can't hear one of them? Taylor: What? IM HOWLING

[@Sourlemonheadss]

Shit got me geeked

[@EvilSpacePanda]

AB saying “shit, it’s me!” 💀

[@snooziezk387]

COMEDY GOLD YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[@Maria89_]

It was too perfect 🤣🤣

[@Blivant]

Time stamp I missed it! 😢

[@itbchelle]

The best chemistry to me was Jeff and Ethan! They play so well off of each other. They need to have a comedy show together and call it Uncomfortable 😂

[@lha816]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wingsofdelay1]

Jeff is just really good at what he does😊

[@alaina4545]

The way Jeff was looking at Ethan at one point too

[@CantTellYou]

the Okay Ethan & Jeff show

[@carm8]

YESSSSS

[@LivingPeazant41]

Ethan constantly interrupting Jeff by stacking spaghetti plates, spilling drinks, lighting things on fire, spraying a fire extinguisher everywhere, going to the toilet with the mic still on and just being an overall nuisance was probably the funniest thing i have seen in a very long time. 😆 fantastic episode!

[@2458merions]

You misspelled cringiest. That wasn't comedy. That was annoyance.

[@jimmydeansausage6952]

It was annoying… this is H3… BUT this whole thing is for Jeff… it just comes off kinda rude when the “contestants” are talking or whatever and Ethan is doing or saying something that is taking Jeff’s attention away from the contestant and what they are saying…

[@Brigister]

​@@2458merionsever heard of "cringe comedy"?

[@Brigister]

my anxious ass kept forgetting it was a gag and it was making me nervous lmao

[@josh44026]

Was it edible

[@SteveSStepp]

The waiter bit getting progressively more intrusive is peak Ethan humor. Havent laughed that hard in a while

[@CrossWindsPat]

It was definitely funny but I honestly was so enthralled in the dating drama that I felt Ethan should have laid off a little and let some chemistry happen. Still like 8/10 entertainment. Ethan is GOATed

[@paulakrisjane]

@@CrossWindsPat Nah, it was so unhinged and I loved every second of it

[@SamanthaSolaris]

He is human chaos incarnate hahahha

[@syntheticgerbil]

Hey that’s what you get with H3 bachelor

[@MariamMaura]

I actually found it just annoying at some points, and not in a funny way

[@bawbsmith]

Almost 5 years since the original BacH3lor, we finally got to see the first dates. It was absolutely worth the wait.

[@Cocobelly]

I genuinely did not think this would play out after so many years 😂

[@waxtopia]

i was so nervous we wouldn’t even get to this episode😂😂

[@Libralina18]

Not Jeff telling every single girl that they’re going to the next stage 💀💀💀

[@hihii3902]

Honestly it’s good he did that lol

[@Nina-95]

Gabby was the one that wanted to be famous NOT MEGAN!! Justice for Megan!!!

[@fleebertreatise1063]

They corrected him when he was thinking it was Megan, but it didn’t change the overall result. They would have had a good date

[@7scrib]

I think it's because they literally look the exact same.

[@hosayistheway8726]

We know…..they said it on the show.

[@Justsomebody009]

I thought it was Rachel that said that 😅

[@angeldream1]

I thought she said get rich and famous then quit and help rescue animals that’s a good thing

[@victore3053]

The hard switch from Ethan saying the one girl was doing borderline black face to the next girl being black was insane 😭😂

[@TheRMMFilms]

I love that Jeff is treating this so seriously like this is actually the person he is going to spend the rest of his life with. I hope it is

[@ThatBoyBent]

I was hoping it would have been slightly more serious. Not the whole thing . Just during the convos. Should of just made a 10 minute time clock and then talked about each girl after and put them in a list of best to worst.

[@TheRMMFilms]

@@ThatBoyBent yeah absolutely I feel like tho Ethan had funny moments. It definitely didn’t give ever girl a fair and equal shot. Jeff did put it well when he said “we are trying to find love, Ethan is trying to put on an entertaining show” I also hate how the final decision was so rushed, I feel like he would’ve picked different people had he had more time to reflect on it. Megan and Ashley should have been picked. 10000%

[@ThatBoyBent]

@@TheRMMFilms yeah. You could tell the show isn't as excited for this as Jeff is. But he knows it's entertainment also. The Australian blond girl seems great. Jeff doesn't need an American girl . From what I see , American girls are too caught up in bs and social media . Forign girls seem to have better values when it comes to respecting and caring for a man the right way.

[@rayuubi]

@@ThatBoyBentexcuse me what 😂

[@wijoo666]

To be fair, the show is 2 for 2 for starting long relationships, so no reason Jeff wouldn't expect to find his life partner here lol

[@aspenhollier1870]

JUSTICE FOR MEAGAN, gabby was the one who said she wanted to be rich and famous!!!!!!

[@please5197]

Yeah i didn't trust her at all

[@Chuchutrain806]

He got rid of Meagan because verica kept saying she’s got to beat up ‘small nostrils’

[@idellekell]

I thought he got rid of Maegan because she's a good local back-up he can contact on his own later lol. Expands the options!

[@Jessicawetz6]

@@idellekellhahahhahahaha

[@germanshepherddogs]

​@@Chuchutrain806Yeah, verica was kinda rude about that.

[@shadowA91]

Anytime Ethan mentions Love in the context of loving someone/something(Love is in the air) and Ian switches to Love, I die laughing. Especially if Love is unaware and doing something for the show. Great stuff, Ian!

[@alextaboas9199]

I need an example time stamp 😂

[@hellokittybg93]

😂

[@ReverseExperiment]

1:58 ​@@alextaboas9199

[@Herzfeld10]

Someone give us a timestamp I was audio listener lol

[@ystraight6178]

​​@@alextaboas9199 First one is at 2:00

[@ryanconroy8263]

Jeff, 2 minutes into the first date: “I’m really insecure, I have a lot of issues” 😭😭😭

[@alyssagrothe693]

Me honestly

[@dontreadprofilephoto5918]

my brain tryin to sabotage conversations

[@triangularshape8399]

He's lucky he's hot

[@sabrinacogger9131]

Relatable King

[@janna_banana]

3:24:12-3:24:25 “i like my soda like i like my women: shaken up, traumatized, squirting all over the place” THIS WAS SO UNHINGED I’M IN TEARS 😂😭

[@Vivienne.Thornton]

🤣🤣🤣

[@YouTubeBot-8916]

I love when it's Dan that says some wild shit.

[@stevnated]

@@KZbinBot-8916 It sounded like Ethan, no?

[@Emma-tc8ji]

​@@stevnateddan said the squirting part

[@YouTubeBot-8916]

@@stevnated Ethan said "shaken up, traumatized" and Dan interjected "squirting all over the place!"

[@gabe6068]

Morgan all the way!! The way she talked and acted seemed very genuine and she's also just super sweet

[@Lambyslaughter]

Agreed I wish I knew her social media

[@MajorCB211]

did u find it@@Lambyslaughter

[@FrawgfithAmblose]

I like Taylor best

[@adh3247]

Jeff is too superficial for her

[@SassyCass06]

“He went from the Bach3lor to Love Is Blind”. AB YOU SO WRONG FOR THIS 😂

[@MrRidred]

Take it in guys. We're living in the best H3 era right now. Every video is better than the one before

[@Isaac-ul8yz]

forreal ever since frienemies the podcast really has just been gold. especially the last few years

[@baby.goblin]

Idk 4 hours about adin Ross for no reason is kinda crazy

[@Yoga665]

We’re out of the darkest timeline 😂

[@andrewkarlson8502]

That Zionism really improves the content

[@malna.m]

If we take out the Kav-Kav stuff, then yes😆

[@marlaabee]

Ethan has APD (AB Processing Disorder)

[@nateishereagain1219]

So does that audiologist girl

[@taylorciot23]

This is the best joke

[@sazonada]

This comment needs thousands more likes.

[@justinh9342]

Abdulla Processing Disorder INDEED

[@TheEnthusiasticHobo]

No because I actually have very delayed processing so I read your comment and only the first half went through so I was so confused why you were saying Ethan has avoidant personality disorder until the second half of your comment finally hit my brain and it made sense 😂

[@jessg5280]

Ethan was pure chaos this ep… pissing on a live, setting stuff on fire, the fire extinguisher… pure H3 bliss

[@whatintheworld7624]

Ethan made sure the "off the rails" energy was still present during this episode lmaooo the sabotage was hilarious

[@Dvnwee]

was it?

[@TeddyTeedbh]

^

[@RayanKhan]

It wasn't funny, always I'll timed, and was just distracting and annoying. The walking in front of the camera bit old after the first time as well

[@Drivenaway89]

@@RayanKhanI was laughing!

[@gisseruwilliams1112]

​@@RayanKhannah it was funny they shouldn't have applied if they couldn't handle the antics of the show, they'll get private serious time later

[@kittysmitty9590]

Jeff telling every single girl they’re coming to Hollywood😂😂 then at the end “wait I just told her she’s 100% in”

[@kasscopper]

shoutout to Ashley for being vulnerable about why she is hesitant with having kids, I have the same upbringing and hearing someone be open about their experience is always comforting ❤

[@londonezer1913]

why tf didnt he pick her im so infuriated rn

[@emilylodge3288]

Saying shit like that the first time you meet someone can make people a little uncomfortable

[@kasscopper]

@@emilylodge3288 when she saw dozens of comments bashing her for her POV on kids the first time she spoke on it without those details, she decided to be vulnerable this time. She didn't dwell on it or even ask anyone to acknowledge her struggle, just a detail of why she feels so strongly about it. I can see it making someone uncomfortable if they have unresolved issues of their own or are jealous of her confidence to be vulnerable on such a platform when they are ashamed of their past, but that is on you to release that discomfort, not on her to censor her experiences for your comfort.

[@Chuchutrain806]

@@londonezer1913because he wants kids. It’s clear he wants a trad wife tbh

[@SB-se7vb]

@@londonezer1913 She kept saying "I hope you find the girl you're looking for" so I don't think she was as highly competitive as some of the other girls. Just a nice, genuine, down to earth girl.

[@sofichopikope]

Damn Sam needs to be hired by a dating show, this group of girls is better than the cast of the last 3 seasons of love is blind put together

[@nzbeee]

literally

[@PlyrMava.]

Sam is a treasure and I hope she and the crew do this show for decades

[@mikeman19615]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@angel1202003]

rachel is a queen ugh

[@HollowMinaj]

Sam is too talented for H3, they all are actually but i rlly hope a bigger opportunity comes her way , but for now yes i hope she stays 🩷

[@sophiaarnt6787]

Why is no one talking about how Ethan never finished his perv dad story 😭 I need to hear this

[@BeccaChapman]

It’s probably for the best 😭 I imagine it was about his dad going to strip clubs though

[@jeannieg.9640]

he has talked about this in so many episodes

[@alexathehuman]

I think he was setting up the dresser story lol

[@fattypattycat]

You can watch Families episodes, they tell several stories there, I think he was probably gonna tell the giant d1ldo story

[@tessaelto1472]

his dad just always likes weird/sexual pics/posts on twitter and watches a lot of p*rn

[@ErinCaliforniaa]

I died when they were talking about a penguin documentary and Dan said “I liked the part where they danced”

[@caitypoo.]

Timestamp? 🥹

[@DemiGray]

Timy stampy

[@empac8631]

@@Kaylei13xthey never cut to that penguin Jeff wanted up on the screen :(

[@ezraprzytyk]

Next year you guys HAVE to host a bacH3lorette for BRITTANY BROSKI (If she wants to)

[@ElaineBieschke]

I am so obsessed with this idea!

[@lvlonikaa]

I’m not even a usual broski watcher but from her appearance on the podcast and from what I’ve seen I KNOW that would be a 10/10 entertaining season whether it’s compromised behind the scenes or not.

[@HAppytobeHer]

Oml yes

[@qqqqqqqqqqqqqq7665]

Yeeessss

[@MoonEz-d8p]

Omgggg PLEASE

[@tobystevens8531]

If someone were to tell Jeff the first time he called into the podcast that he would be the focus of a dating show that they made over 2 years later he would have laughed an eye out

[@gloria1736]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xojackxo]

For real just thinking about this 😅

[@JuliaaPiperr]

laughed an eye out is crazy 😭😭😭

[@carmel1234]

😂😂😂

[@robn2171]

Jeff: "a lot of people were shipping us Olivia." Olivia: "ooooohh 😍" Ethan: "Thats inappoproate." Olivia: "Thats inappropriate. 😐"

[@TomKloseMusic]

I wasn't one of those people but now I think about it, that would be the most awesome outcome to the show. ❤

[@FionaShortall]

Timestamp?

[@DemiGray]

I need a time stamp too lol

[@DemiGray]

@@FionaShortall 2:46:43

[@kaylab.garcia566]

@@FionaShortallthe one time Ethan’s ever serious 😂😅

[@taliyaaa444]

Ethan’s mic on in the bathroom and Dan yelling at someone to mute him had me HOWLING

[@marta720]

Wait I need this time stamp please lol

[@poptart75]

SAME

[@taliyaaa444]

@@marta720 around 3:07:00 !

[@justinerocchio1469]

3:07:00 lmfao@@marta720

[@alainchristian]

“Words of affirmation”

[@poppinsboppins]

ethan just standing there waiting for the cloth to start burning had me wheezing

[@fleischer236]

I think he saw all the Lawyer Dan love and needed a role to play asap

[@Dickmom]

SAME! 😂

[@whatintheworld7624]

1:41:53 for those wanting a time stamp

[@BaconNMegs]

Yessss 😂 I was like man he wants it to catch on fire so bad

[@lvlonikaa]

I thought he gave up on the bit then out of nowhere when he crosses to the other side of the table and only a singed thread remains on the napkin, he reacts like the building is on fire. 👏👏 keep it up Ethan great moves

[@Jadewonderland]

When Jeff said Morgan’s hair was silly but it was just her natural hair 💀💀💀

[@MissViki96]

I know, How is that a compliment 😂

[@mh2120]

I imagine he meant it in more of a "fun, carefree vibe" kind of way, but, well, "a crane fuckin' smashed him roight in his 'ead"

[@gabriellaayala2937]

I have the same haircut as her the way I gasped😂

[@aereid6]

And then said it's like a mullet omg doubled down as always lmaoooo

[@Jadewonderland]

He means well I’ll let it slide 😂💚

[@jasminethompson9022]

Ethan making the most disgusting human noises possible while they have causal date conversation is exactly why I don’t watch the bachelor but will always tune in for the BacH3lor 😂❤

[@ariejarman5247]

this was so sweet ! the chemistry between jeff and ethan is so refreshing. such a better connection than the vlog squad. we love jeff !!

[@jeffwittek3987]

On god fam

[@elluhhh]

@@jeffwittek3987Jeff Wittek! Big fan.

[@eudorathomason8567]

I hope Ethan makes it to top 2

[@Pixilatedgirl]

We love Jeff! His personality is so funny I love that it shines more and more as he gets comfortable on the show

[@pecanpie45]

Im dying at Olivs interjection. "So sorry Jeff to interrupt your date. had to talk about soup"

[@meowJACK]

"ITS THE YEAR OF SOUPPP ITS ALL IVE BEEN DOING!!" 🤣

[@CheebsCheeby]

Yeah she's horribly obnoxious and has no use.

[@averie8815]

PLEASE THIS WOULD BE SO GOOD

[@dizzystrawberry]

lmao when she went from omggggg🥰😊 to "that's inappropriate stop😐"

[@ariari04]

Team Morgan all the way!! She has the cutest personality and she seems so genuine. I love how excited both her and Jeff were to meet each other 😭

[@vanessasoto2371]

“let’s say ethan’s in a car accident” “am i wearing a st christopher medal” 😭😭😭

[@marcosfelix2725]

Lmfaoooooooooo yo I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@plus_phase]

Sam did a hell of a job with curating this bouquet of dreamwomen, she is the master.

[@JoannaT2]

Fr she picked better candidates than you see in actual dating shows

[@lexiylove6885]

bouquet of dream women lmao i love it

[@Astrologyandstuff]

Props to all the women being so chill & going w/the goofs. This is so entertaining.

[@brittnay279]

The waiter interrupting the date to defend hasan is killing me 😂

[@ellagregg6484]

"the waiter" LMAO

[@jassroc]

“If Hitler was reincarnated as our baby?” “I didn’t say anything like that”😭😭idk why that was so funny

[@K.Angelina]

Jeff completely mixed up Gabby and Maegan. I feel like they should’ve waited a week and gave him time to think and decide. Especially since the choice was already being rushed since Ethan had to go.

[@milkgrrl]

i thought the same thing he was clearly way more into meagan...?? 😭

[@gisseruwilliams1112]

They did ask him if he wanted to wait till next week he chose to choose in that moment

[@AozoraUltra2006]

@@gisseruwilliams1112 can't let him decide like this, the crew needs to put their foot down sometimes because the way this ep ended was so shakey

[@allisoncunningham6726]

AB was quick with the “It’s gone from the Bachelor to Love is Blind.” 39:20 Hahahaha

[@Ohhpradita]

Jeff mentioning that’s he took a test and is 12% gay, then Ethan mentioning that he’s 15% gay. I screamed BESTIES lol

[@jasl9987]

That was so funny 🤣

[@kdrizzi4311]

If you watch Rich Lux’s videos about being heartbroken recently it sounds like this guy is 100% gay or bi. Sounds like he makes out with men every weekend at clubs. 🤔

[@youloveeeemel]

Ethan’s 3 hours of goblin energy was immaculate. S/O to Jeff for being a good sport

[@sairaw00]

ethan’s face when she mentioned she listened to joe rogan had me dead

[@EnricoUniverse]

timestamp

[@Tofuu1311]

@@EnricoUniverse4:21:19

[@kitkat615]

​@Tofuu1311 the show is only 3:38:40 long

[@Pabmyster]

1:15:40

[@fishhand7581]

holy shit, how did I miss that lmao that’s hilarious

[@SiameseBuche]

3:04:46 “it’s not like I’m ran through?” “Ran through?! You’re gritty.” The look Jeff gave to Ethan after he said that. That was love right there.

[@erinbuerschen8871]

Ethan saying, “Sorry about that” throughout his serving role was just fantastic.

[@gregbocadella02]

I'm honestly so shocked Maegan didn't get picked. She seemed like a shoo-in from the start. In the rush of wrapping up the show, I think Jeff might've confused her with Gabby. Gabby being so young and having the goal of getting rich and famous didn't seem to connect as well.

[@angelacanedit]

Agreed!!

[@camachito510]

they 100% got them mixed up!! would it be fucked up if after reviewing the tape they come up with a correction on after dark? they should have just announced the top 5 on friday in my opinion

[@marialovesmusicalot]

Maybe it was meant to be that way They say things happen for a reason 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Christine-lt9ok]

He def got them mixed up but he will reunite with Meagan I feel (if things don't work out with whoever he picks from the top 5)

[@amber4578]

Agreed. Gabby seems a little immature imo for what he’s looking for. I think he got confused

[@christianramirez7885]

Ethan calling the Las Vegas Sphere a fuckinh EYE BALL next to Jeff was TAKING ME OUT HAHAHA

[@meghanmondschein7400]

In his defense they make the sphere an eyeball sometimes lol I think I even have a photo of it when I was in Vegas.

[@christianramirez7885]

@@meghanmondschein7400 I guarantee you no one calls that shit the EYE BALL HAHAHAHAH

[@LoryBelle]

@@christianramirez7885I guarantee you a ton of people DO call it the eye ball if, when they saw it, it was an eye ball.

[@sarafruge1799]

i was crying laughing

[@meghanmondschein7400]

@@LoryBelle yes! That was my point haha maybe he saw it when it was an eyeball lmao thank you

[@CindyHwang]

I SWEAR JEFF MIXED UP GABBY AND MAEGAN

[@mw1887]

no, he didn't I don't think. he kept in mind the Saint Christopher commonality with gabby.

[@simsoThe2nd]

He sure did

[@seatbelts365]

@@mw1887But he thought Megan said she just wanted to be famous, which was the detail he didn't like

[@b00psn00t]

Petition!

[@angelacanedit]

​@eliotcoIle663 I was shocked Taylor was picked as well, did not see that coming!

[@Mrleeleroy]

“Pack your bags because you’re coming to Hollywood”😂😂😂😂 i can’t 🤞🏼😂

[@GUNTAR27]

I literally died laughing when they were adjusting jeff's camera and it looked like he fell off his chair.

[@miisa_]

I saw that too that was so funny😂😂

[@gracesgoodvibes]

same i was so confused for a second lmfaoo

[@alexa982]

same i had literal tears. i was wondering why he didn’t make any noise when falling

[@daisyplatt2415]

Does anyone have a time stamp for this? x

[@weonlyusepencil]

@@daisyplatt2415 57:43

[@leahmarie3665]

Ik everyone else has already said this but Ethan just fucking hovering over Jeff during the dates and whispering questions to him is so fucking funny it’s making me giggle so bad

[@lexiylove6885]

I’m still watching this i’m so late but for reallll. i’m so sad this is the first time they’re finally able to play this out, imagine if we got ethan waiter x 3

[@nicolewainio6769]

Petition for an episode where Ethan actually tries to wait tables at a restaurant because this episode killed me

[@FidoBlogers]

For me that was the best part, ethan is so BAD as a waiter.

[@theceech]

that would just be giving charli damelio at walmart for the day

[@LoryBelle]

@@theceechexactly. Plus why would they subject innocent people just trying to sit down for a meal to this nonsense. Ethan isn’t a prank channel, he wouldn’t do this in a million years.

[@Blivant]

I want a cook off episode 😠 NOW! With guest judges (Jeff, Tana, Brittany broski, Hasan etc)

[@reagan3519]

he used to wait tables when he and hila lived in santa cruz! i can’t even imagine it lol

[@Nvan00]

When Jeff said Mr Beast sent a listening device in a pr package I was dyingggg he’s so unexpectedly funny.

[@Doublefistingsoup]

Ethan: “Astra…astrom…Astrology could be good you know how ladies love that shit” Jeff: “Astrol…astra… Are you into space and shit like that?“ 1:05:48

[@vicki_v1006]

That was hilarious😂

[@CrossWindsPat]

I legit howled out as loud as possible to that moment. Fucking gold!

[@MenaRed]

ethan as waiter has been pure comedy gold

[@fleischer236]

I think he saw all the Lawyer Dan love and needed a role to play asap

[@joebarra1010]

“I thought this was parmesan” had me in stitches

[@genshinF2Play]

kinda got annoying ngl. it was pretty funny at first but im actually interested on the women's responses.

[@GRIMM2197]

@@genshinF2Playyeah..that’s the point

[@Kerttis]

i feel like jeff felt a connection with morgan while a lot of the other girls he was just attracted to, they would be such a unique couple man holy shit

[@JillsFishRoom]

Team Morgan fr. Although all of them are lovely ❤

[@emilyrichardson7986]

Definitely. Feel bad judging but hey that's the point of the segment. Some of these influencer type girls felt a little lacking in personality. Morgan's felt like a real person

[@WithAngelWings]

I really thought Ethan was taking this season of the Bach3lor seriously until the waiter bit 😭😭 Jeff has patience bc the febreze in my face would have been my last straw

[@12u55311]

I think the waiter bit adds to Ethan's seriousness. A sanitized, "clean" virtual date is silly and unserious.

[@JoeleyTravels]

You're short tempered. 😅

[@WithAngelWings]

@@JoeleyTravels you’re telling me someone can spray febreze directly in your face intentionally and you’d be perfectly fine? Lol. On top of all the other antics like dropping food on him

[@JoeleyTravels]

@@WithAngelWings yeah, it's not done in a malicious way. A bit of febreeze, who cares lol.

[@hollytyler6780]

I cannot BELIEVE that Jeff was most infatuated by Meagan and kept asking about "small nostril girl" and in the end took the pole OFF of her! 😭

[@Angie-zk4ei]

I think he totally believes he picked her and went with Gabby thinking it's her, smh.

[@hihii3902]

I didn’t think they clicked very well

[@ivagavrilova2726]

I think the reply above me is wrong, the confusion was cleared up by the end and it wasn’t between Gabby and Maegan as much as it was between Maegan and Jess. I think the Saint Christopher story really stuck with him which is why he ended up going with her instead of Maegan (but this is just my opinion)

[@dylanfarnham5164]

@@Angie-zk4ei I think he meant to pick Meagan too. Gabby is the one that made the "rich and famous" comment but he thought it was Meagan.

[@jonesakaye]

I think he meant to pick Maegan, too! They had better chemistry. I think the fatigue got to him and got him confused plus you can tell he really doesn’t want to hurt anyone’s feeling.

[@miggydiggyy]

Megan not making it was the plot twist of the century

[@ariv4332]

didn’t he literally say “see you tonight” lol like wht happened

[@emilyisaacs3809]

If Jeff doesn’t choose Morgan then H3 needs to hire her as a writer. Either way I need more Morgan content. She is such a character! I loved her!

[@veronikakiss3754]

Yess I need her in my life one way or another 🥲

[@BB-xl3ov]

YES. Instead of Jimmie Lee

[@GG-jiggles]

She kind of reminds me of Graveyard Girl for some reason from way back then lol

[@jasusdailyshorts]

Morgan for president🎉

[@lilt4123]

Morgan and Sam collaborating on stuff for the show would be so insane and I NEED it

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

Jeff calling Morgan Meaghan and then telling her she has a silly haircut that looks like a mullet made me DIE INSIDE😅

[@nancyelizabeth2325]

She’s literally never going to wear her hair like that again 😭 he ruined it

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

@@nancyelizabeth2325 if she’s anything like me, it was probably all she could think about after the call

[@notedfrrr]

LMAOO fr i was like JEFF!!!

[@Angie-zk4ei]

When Jeff called Morgan perfect and then said he's ready to get a dog with her 😭. That was so cute. She needs to win.

[@empac8631]

Yessss

[@idellekell]

She's so pretty 😍 She has this Baby from Dirty Dancing vibe.

[@katherineklemm9298]

@@idellekellyes!! She is absolutely striking! Morgan for the win! ❤

[@beckthter]

She gives hope to quirky girls everywhere ❤

[@kermitthefrog2311]

Yesss and she has an adorable voice

[@AC_SLATE]

Jeff messed up for moving Meagan’s pole to gabby!! She was the one who wanted to be rich and famous! Meagan was perfect!

[@steeledclub6368]

Yea Megan was the prettiest too lol

[@emmerrick4563]

@@steeledclub6368 they gonna smash

[@jumbolumps666]

​@@emmerrick4563 this is facts. Meagan is in LA, they'll be in touch.

[@referenceslut7529]

They’re all gorgeous women…really weird comment

[@spacewinter]

Did he get them mixed up lol

[@GeneralDissarae]

Ethan doesn't have grit. He has GERD.

[@Anr1231]

Never cackled so hard oml

[@Oxiaso]

Morgan seems the most genuine. A gem fr

[@cvptiv6632]

Jeff mixed up Gabby and Meaghan !!! Gabby was the one who said she wanted to be famous!! Meaghan was the one with the court job!

[@kenzieshaye6818]

Dammit I liked the court reporter girl

[@Eveoriginalsinner]

She had a Jimmy Lee moment

[@vesper7750]

​@@Eveoriginalsinneromg 😂

[@DrNaviMD]

I feel like he didn't mix them up because he remembered Maegan is in LA which is why he said "DM me tonight", it feels like Maegan always gave a casual vibe to Jeff since from the get go he was saying "let's meet up tonight". To me it feels like he is just attracted physically to her but nothing else.

[@b00psn00t]

Petition to fix the mixup of Gabby and Maegen!

[@Msberryc]

@@referenceslut7529yes it was. Gabby was the one who said she wanted to be rich and famous not Meagan

[@referenceslut7529]

@yc i know...they explained that themselves, rewatch the end they tell Jeff it was Gabby. Maybe he wasn't as into Meagan and felt more interested in Gabby. They both seem great but I doubt it was a mixup

[@cassiel.6918]

Megan got done dirty.

[@Goblexter]

@@Msberryc You all need to stop acting like that little detail meant anything.

[@F42355E]

​@@Goblexter someone SAID IT 😂

[@elkebelle8449]

Absolutely in love with Jeff and Morgan’s chemistry

[@mrw3314]

RIGHT

[@ruthlessness6168]

Yeah it’s suprisingly how smitten they seem for each other lol

[@alainaaaa2678]

I want her to win soooo bad ❤

[@MartinHayfield]

I’m rootin’ and tootin’ for Morgan 🤠

[@Angie-zk4ei]

I didn't expect Jeff to like her vibe so much. I was so moved when he called her perfect and said she's so pretty. I hope she wins.

[@egb698]

Maegan must have been SCREAMING when she didn’t get a pole lol

[@lns4life]

I'm shocked too bc of her looks but I'm honestly glad bc he went with connection instead of looks

[@bionichelper]

yeah him and maegan didnt have a connection

[@hihii3902]

He did tell her they’d meet someday so she probably was like oh well we live in the same city

[@noodlejoos]

@@lns4lifeshe’s pretty, she lowkey looks like dylan mulvaney

[@Dollparade321]

I like Taylor, she didn't seem like she wanted to be on a date with Jeff though 😂 Her date played out like someone who accidentally applied to the wrong event and just went with it

[@hermiesrokmysox]

I agree - she was a little cold. She is probably just matter of fact. My sensitive ass felt like she didn’t like me. 😂

[@hihii3902]

It’s probably because he made a racist comment. I don’t think he realized how he was sounding but she didn’t seem to like the coffee comment, which is fair.

[@karuymaru]

She is like my fave though haha she speaks her mind and I personally find that so attractive.

[@josh44026]

@@hihii3902he didn’t finished it

[@YouTubeBot-8916]

@@hihii3902 The coffee thing or something else? Not sure I'd call that racist. Definitely a little weird to bring up skin color immediately though, I'll give you that.

[@BrittaneyOwen]

These poor girls can hardly get a word in without Ethan being distracting as hell 😂

[@Metguy123]

He's straight goblin in this EP lol

[@beebee5443]

Taylor finally said something about it lol it was bothering me so much

[@enchantingstar-ef6yk]

Sorry Jeff, you confused Meghan and Gabby please correct it ASAP JEFFFFFFFF

[@kaylaslovely_]

It was corrected at 3:34:06

[@BabyMango]

Verica DMing Jeff, and then making fun of another girls appearance was NOT it…

[@nateishereagain1219]

The audiologist not hearing AB ask why Ethan never hears him… after diagnosing Ethan with audio processing disorder

[@cassandra811]

Kinda proved it in fact is an AB issue lol… he says things so fast and monotoned and almost always says it right as someone else starts talking lol. We head him cuz he’s talking into a mic n we have speakers/headphones too. But that was a funny moment regardless lol

[@slimymouse]

I didn’t hear him lmao

[@nateishereagain1219]

@@cassandra811 nah, it’s just that there was a lot going on and it was over zoom.

[@HowNeatImImpressed]

@@cassandra811D: he’s doing his best

[@samig7313]

she was also on zoom & with so many sounds coming thru her speakers im sure it was hard to hear just one person speaking lmao

[@Drea_A]

Gabby over Maegan was the biggest upset of the year!! (but both ladies are actually lovely)

[@gutta-kidd-la412]

Olivia calling ethan out for hitting the button when the joke doesnt land💀

[@iAmDarrein]

@@Tankology73😂😂😂

[@JeSsiCuH0055]

Hate that they didn’t give a recap of the girls before they went on the date, especially after 2 weeks, no way I’m gonna remember their first video to now

[@PurplePeepsPrincess]

Yess!!! I was not gonna rewatch the first episode with all the submissions

[@AtlisDe]

I don't even remember them getting through them all

[@lns4life]

Yeah the only reason I remembered is bc I watched the 1st episode once the 2nd was out

[@smoran6579]

I don't even think they remembered from the first show either 😂

[@dj_daem0n]

I'm in complete disbelief that he didn't pick Maegan to continue. So much chemistry there, even from the first round. I'm just confused AF by that decision.

[@AtHomeAtWorkAtPlay]

I think he confused Meagan with Gabby.

[@sunnyday274]

@@AtHomeAtWorkAtPlaybring them both out because he needs to be in a room with both of them to figure out who’s who

[@camachito510]

@@sunnyday274love needs to make a website to help jeff

[@AozoraUltra2006]

@@sunnyday274 the fact that he is confusing them even though he was super into maegan, and for such an important decision he did not take the time to differenciate the 2, it's a bad sign

[@Cocobelly]

Megan was boring sorry

[@whinylard]

this entire thing felt like a 3 hour eric andre skit😭😭

[@HarpoonTheWhaler]

not really..more like tim and eric.

[@vesper7750]

And I'm here for it ❤

[@guccipettymane]

Yesss

[@nateishereagain1219]

him saying “it was a brotha that was mentally handicapped” right after getting buttoned was hilarious Edit for dummies: he said the R word

[@VincentsVideos]

theo von ass comment

[@697_]

What's funny or offensive about that?

[@nateishereagain1219]

@@697_ you can’t be serious? Do you know what the button is?

[@gadarenedemon]

He hit both hard R's at once.

[@rold000]

timestamp?

[@Mitzy_L-l9]

I honestly was not expecting taylor to be picked at all. They had no chemistry whatsoever she looked uncomfortable half the time. He shouldve picked skye! Their conversation really flowed naturally

[@laurenliz9382]

I was wondering if he picked her because ethan was excited about the auditory test

[@Mitzy_L-l9]

​@@laurenliz9382He rushed to pick them cause Ethan was rushing to get out of there. So I think he wasn't even sure of what he was doing. But after their date, I'm not sure taylor is even into jeff

[@Ratkins1216]

I got the vibe that Taylor didn’t even want to be there tbh. Or maybe it was because it was live and she doesn’t watch the pod and was just nervous

[@alyssa6420]

I think she was just nervous!

[@sofichopikope]

Diversity pick

[@Msberryc]

Poor Meagan she got blamed for Gabby’s “I just wanna be rich and famous line” when she wasn’t even the one who said it 😢

[@CheebsCheeby]

No one is accusing Jeffrey of being intelligent.

[@hiimynameisdanielle]

That made me so mad 😭

[@Pixilatedgirl]

@@CheebsCheeby that’s mean dude, no need to say that. You know what he’s been through.

[@Herzfeld10]

​@@CheebsCheebythat's really mean but had me burst out laughing. Now say you are sorry

[@reddwarfhead]

they corrected themselves tho.

[@loudgrape28]

The cut to Olivia at 1:35:57 was perfect 😂

[@kwhinney]

Yessss hahaha I loved that

[@sexylady2497]

Soooo funny 😂

[@Goblexter]

I was already choking on laughter and seeing Olivia in that moment got me full blown wheezing 🤣

[@haleybrady5110]

Wish they would’ve took key notes of every date for Jeff to look back on when deciding

[@CheebsCheeby]

Taken*

[@XuKeiami]

this is such a good idea bc as an audience member, i forgot them too!! except for morgan. i will always remember morgan as my fave

[@haleybrady5110]

@@CheebsCheeby *no thing bettar two doo inn lyfe

[@K80.]

The ONLY woman I thought jeff shouldn't pick was gabby. I think he got conversations confused as to which girl said what.

[@turducken77]

Same girl. Same. She’s the only one who gave “ I’m just here because you’re famous” energy 😬

[@K80.]

@@turducken77 exactly!

[@shalomagutierrez5293]

LMAOOO JEFF SAYING "I CANT SAY THIS BUT YOU ARE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!!"

[@megandougherty8343]

😂😂😂😂

[@sweetttdisposition]

Taylor not hearing AB had me CACKLING

[@gabriellapinchot6287]

I dieeeed 😂

[@AllysonKing]

I was in the hospital so I’m just now getting to watch. Do you know the time stamp?

[@lilywissler8168]

@@AllysonKingit’s around 2:30

[@pettherat255]

@@AllysonKing2:31:20 poor AB, I didn't even notice it, he said it so fast and out of context 😂

[@natalienye2924]

Morgan and Verica were the coolest and Jeff seemed to warm up to them the fastest. They had a lot of personality and were v genuine

[@natkaswieta]

I feel the same- their energy with Morgan was so fresh, natural and friendly! I’ve seen some comment about how Verica seems fake or whatever, but I didn’t feel that way at all. To me their date felt more like an actual real date than others, a little more stiff than with Morgan maybe, but I feel like that’s the way it is usually- you’re trying too hard since you fancy the other person. They were all eyes for each other and trying to be more present throughout the whole date, even with Ethan’s disturbances. Loved all the girls though, great job Sam!

[@Alison_Michelle]

as a long time fan of this pod, i can say with 100% certainty that i have never seen ethan be more of a menace hahaha

[@zacharmstrong7807]

This was the funniest podcast yet. Ethan had me laughing so hard the entire episode. It has it all. Zach's amazing soundbytes, the emotion and fun, Ethan's high levelness, Ian's BTS magic, Cam's hair flying with the sniper, Dan's Dan-ness, AB and the girls awesome vibes. Just pure magic here seriously. Thank you all for the great time.

[@CrossWindsPat]

Yea this was 3 and a half hours of pure crack.

[@Spudder452]

I cant think of anything more cringey than watching 10 first dates via zoom. This is truly a masterpiece

[@kitkat615]

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[@anba9499]

i had to walk it off a few times on god

[@saderbean]

@@anba9499LOL not walk it OFFFF im crying but so relatable

[@metalface_villain]

ethan's mic being on while he was taking a piss broke me, i was laughing for a minute straight

[@deniseartea]

This was hilarious 😂 I couldn’t stop laughing

[@LiquidAcid1]

mic

[@miisa_]

Dan yelling MUTE THE MIC lmaoo

[@spaceykc]

Ohhh I missed that 😭 anyone have a timestamp??

[@leslieeunice1]

That was part of the bit right 😂!! I was laughing hard!!

[@PinkDesertEagle]

Justice for Meghan. She wasn't the one who said she wanted to be famous! That was Gabby!

[@ViCT0RiA6]

im so mad about this

[@spacewinter]

Morgan and Verica seem to have the most chemistry with him.

[@defffffest]

I'd be so thrilled with either of these women being the final choice!

[@MarusaTheBadKid]

​@@sakaya9878 feels the same but i feel that everyone is doing that on a first date

[@lisaarthur]

@@sakaya9878 Same. Verica feels so fake.

[@akapeegly6463]

@@lisaarthuri think ppl are thinking that because she is “too good to be true” Ppl see a pretty girl and automatically expect them to be a b word I think this girl is charismatic and knows the audience, nothing wrong with that If she was rude or dry ppl would be complaining too If u watch any reality show, ppl want to be liked, thats just how it is and there is nun wrong with it I feel if anything the first contestant was more of a pick me girl than everyone else combined She literally is just a girl, like nothing else, she just wants to be rich and have fun

[@Cocobelly]

Omg omg yes, team verica for sure!! ❤❤❤ sorry all the girls are amazing but I was falling out of my seat watching the Verica date, eeeeek ❤❤

[@hanniebobannie7645]

When Morgan called Jeff hot and he and Ethan had that little moment... so cute 1:48:49 ❤

[@frankyramone]

AB really took “PEAKY FOOKIN BLINDERS” to heart with that haircut.

[@teiece7890]

Zac ALSO needs to soundbite Jeff saying “I’m bisexual” and “I’ll be a little gay if you want.” For science.