im sorry hila - Off The Rails # 5

[@Coffeezilla]

thanks for having me on the show!

[@ebn1499]

@𖤐 lmao you are so pathetic its crazy

[@user-lz5to5ky5n]

@𖤐i can send u a list of mental hospitals rq

[@eelmr]

@𖤐 seek help 🙏

[@Cookie4Eva]

Isn’t this considered spamming?

[@dirtydan5281]

@@Cookie4Eva yeah, I've been reporting them for spam

[@lilibee3443]

Ethan needs to begin every show with, “Everything I say during this episode is alleged.”, and end every show with, “I retract everything I said during this episode.”

[@Lucina..]

Hila would be on a pregnancy rollercoaster if he did that 😂 “we’re pregnant! (Allegedly)” … “I retract everything I just said” 😶

[@oatmilker3868]

@@baeualoevv ew

[@strawberrymilk9762]

Ethan would be uncancelable like that✊🏿

[@ЕркинКонстантин]

Not a financial advice btw

[@blouptqy]

h3h3 still all white. Even the Rugrats added Susie eventually lol.

[@kyrahirsch4367]

I died at 25:18 when Love was upside down and his text said, "yo triller my thing is flipped" 💀💀

[@lilithqualcosa5783]

I didn't even notice that's fucking gold lmao

[@emme4193]

icon behavior

[@Jennifer-qd4pp]

Yes! I didn’t think anyone else noticed but he needs farrrrrr more credit for his humour

[@mscookie3613]

For once the timestamp was included without 20 people having to ask. Papa bless 🙌🏼

[@Tracey209]

Love him 😂😂😂😂

[@sltorras]

The whole crew bout to put Ethan under a conservatorship real quicc

[@baschoen23]

🤣🤣🤣

[@densedom4849]

😂

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Temporary conservator, his main one is on holiday

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@𖤐 trump what?

[@joceyyd811]

@𖤐 why tf are you in everyone’s comments?

[@Meppity]

In Ethan’s defense, I genuinely thought “that dude looks like Harvey Weinstein” when I saw Ryan Kavanaugh’s face for the first time. Ethan is totally right!!

[@fazzy314]

Me too!!

[@bmcguire1788]

I thought the joke was like the "Will Smith looks like Will from the Fresh Prince." but no, they just look like the same person.

[@sebastianchavez577]

Same, when they did the game of trying to find Kavanaugh’s face, I mixed up his and Weinstein’s face at first.

[@brentonirwin8895]

Its actually kind of annoying that Dan ALWAYS has to say something about it. If its a bit, its not funny

[@Wooplot]

Dan, please sit down.

[@sheamineko]

ethan’s lawyer every episode: 👁👄👁💧

[@coralrose5754]

Hila praying he won’t get sued while she’s gone: ➖👄➖

[@laken118]

@@AutisticAl 👁👄👁 is used as respresenting a face that’s in disbelief. Like imagine someone being so dumbfounded by something that they stare like that, if that makes sense.

[@Anonymous-ss6ur]

Legal team* as every influencer has one :D

[@foxworthall1]

@L Y yes

[@totohomono728]

You mean Ethan's legal defense team

[@wackoes7]

Zach should make an Ethan saying "allegedly" soundbite so he doesn't have to say it everytime

[@Sarahdawnxo]

Genius 😂

[@digitalgrl308]

So true I love the way he says it

[@N7pb]

And a “in minecraft” lol

[@halfadecade4770]

BIGBRAIN

[@32kuba32]

Great idea

[@emclovin6962]

>Ethan invites AB over to play video games just to ignore him and play Donkey Konga 🥁 👏🏻 👀

[@ashleymcx8221]

Still the best story ever told

[@TheCrazyMango82]

Omg the emojis

[@beaualoevw]

TRUMP🇺🇸🙏❤️

[@uncletrashero]

LMFAO

[@uncletrashero]

@emclovin that was comedy gold though, for real

[@NoNo-kf2ys]

"Blackout drunk on a live stream and talk about complex racial issues in America" Zach: I'm into it

[@shammaaldhaheri1416]

Hila is probably waking up in the middle of the night in a sweat.

[@paigeg888]

@𖤐 shut up

[@robjohnson8198]

Hail Satan

[@idklol513]

@𖤐 man... trolling is like the easiest thing on earth and you are even failing at that

[@idklol513]

@@keatonmask1918 ik 😭

[@nati_15055]

@𖤐 lol what

[@shammaaldhaheri1416]

Ethan vs. Ryan’s Toy Review would be a fair fight, their hands are the same size

[@okayz1394]

💀💀💀

[@shootermcgaven5103]

😂😂😂

[@oohlalaa2390]

🤣

[@dylan-tristamoores2077]

Apply water to burnt area 🔥

[@nataliesocarras6450]

You are the winner. This comment is gold. ✨

[@Katieshhaw2]

“Yo Triller my thing’s flipped” is one of the most underrated sound bites, it makes me laugh out loud every single time

[@Idontactuallyknowwhy]

He takes that 5% percent

[@emme4193]

I say this one like around the house by myself if I like mess something up or trip 😂

[@harleyss]

@@Idontactuallyknowwhy the way her voice quivers makes it so much better 😂

[@aaroneusjames2342]

It always makes me laugh too!

[@Direwoof]

Faze BLANKS

[@keylimelexy]

"no i'm not spook magooked i'm just lonely" 😂

[@emmalinekim9822]

Whenever Dan is laughing and makes eye contact with the camera it makes me feel like we are sharing a very special moment together lmao

[@hamianagrande]

Same 😭

[@willzkillzz]

Reminds me of Jim from the office lol

[@JLM498]

His Laugh is so contagious. Makes me smile 😃

[@stangou7510]

this video should be titled ‘im sorry hila pt 1’ and should include 10 mid rolls every 5 minutes.

[@Samantha-zw5od]

@trishap

[@sw.1984]

every 5% of video watched is what i think you meant. lol

[@Mariea4926]

Only if 5% of the video is an actual apology and the rest of the video he goes off on Ryan Kavanaugh 😂😂

[@joewalsh8217]

Lmao if they did short ones like 5 second ads it would be hilarious

[@sw.1984]

@@joewalsh8217 nice..

[@A_Pelican]

cant believe that making a shitty app and being accused of being part of a ponzi scheme by your ex coworker and bankrupting your old compant wasn’t one of the options smh

[@iannawabskie9942]

It was at the top of MY list 🙄

[@georgewashington2290]

lmao

[@peachypeppa]

@𖤐 you're not even a fucking bot. We can see all of your comments

[@faded3870]

@𖤐 being delusional must be going great for you

[@Bruss390]

@@iannawabskie9942 and op fill me in is this comment about Ethan?

[@breakcoregirlxd]

Ethan's lawyer is scared for his life

[@sarahdavies2923]

Mmmmnah

[@kelligirl1210]

If you’re referring to all of the “allegedly” references, Ethan’s a comedian so I guess he gets a pass? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@chriselson3512]

Ethan should start posting on triller and all the foot soldiers can make him the number 1 creator on the app . Then the headlines will say ‘ triller CEO ryan kavanaugh suing top creator Ethan Klein ‘

[@chriselson3512]

I mean we all saw how he ruined wikifeet

[@ritarribeiros]

that would be fucking amazing 😂

[@clairelopez9167]

i concur!

[@ashleecontreras4466]

Yes!!😂

[@midsummersnight3848]

Omg. Yessssss

[@theharbingerofconflation]

Yo, App developer here, even on iOS if you have Xcode connected you can spoof your GPX data to any App. That is definitely what this guy did. Call up Postmates and ask if they can check if his waypoints make any sense. Scammers like this don't put in the effort to simulate whole way usually.

[@b.griffin5355]

This commented needs more likes for sure

[@ethestel]

As an iOS developer, I can confirm this.

[@anon-jt6zy]

Yeah it has to be location spoofing

[@akjhwhj33]

As an idiot I cannot confirm this

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

@@akjhwhj33 💀 your comment combined with your username is just... *Chef’s kiss*

[@dannymartial7997]

Here's an idea: Just have Ethan talk on camera unfiltered, and have Joji sitting in the BG making facial reactions.

[@matildamendezmatildasmuses]

Yes!

[@quiondasjj9293]

We don’t need any more women being hunted moment

[@mub51]

No more dominating

[@SofiaSantos7]

Oh the good old days!

[@cherrynicole4511]

I need that 😂😭

[@leahelaynerivera7410]

AB's jokes in this ep are so underrated

[@rebeccagreenwood3302]

For real. I was kinda getting annoyed because its happened the past few episodes. I think Ethan is good at making he's own jokes but he struggles with understanding others. AB set him up perfectly in this episode but Ethan couldn't pick up what AB was putting down. I really just wanna see some more AB appreciation lol

[@lauraradziejowska5115]

I was scrolling just to see that comment! I was wondering about that, it seems he is annoyed witg ab jokes etc, but they are funny and should be appreciated!

[@XigXag]

“We promised Hila we weren’t getting cancelled” I can already tell this video is going to get him cancelled and he posted it one minute ago

[@dimebagshane]

It's Logan... Nobody has even been canceled cuz of him.

[@margz408]

@𖤐 boi go away

[@bonniespots149]

@𖤐 In a alternate universe.

[@Rooster832]

@𖤐 rump lost

[@bruno0_u]

How is the trump guy managing to bait everyone in this comment thread

[@BarrettC9]

Idea for April Fools next year: On The Rails. Ethan is tied up in the back the whole episode and it’s hosted by Dan, who slowly becomes mad with power.

[@ritarribeiros]

better idea: dan and ethan switch roles, ethan is well behaved and sensible, and dan just loses it throughout the episode, that way it takes a good while for people to realise its April fools😂

[@NicolePalmervlogs]

They need to use something stronger than tape

[@Tojoblindeye]

They should definitely give dan a show. I would watch the fuck out of that. Ethan's just became a but of a broken record recently. Like legitimately he covers the same topics multiple times a week now and like never really adds anything to it every new time he references it that week.

[@MusaKitty]

This

[@aleksa3025]

@@Tojoblindeye splish splash your opinion is trash

[@cctomcat321]

Ethan: let's do this bad idea Everyone: nope Zach: I'm in, let's do it

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

they are energetically aligned

[@wolfm8097]

😑We get it Zach…you’re REALLY wild and crazy like Ethan. Everyone give Zach attention and acknowledge he’s “joker brain/golden child” plz 🙄 so we can all go back to enjoying AB’s slot

[@danielle_pks3130]

I feel like Dan assumes the role of Hila when Hila is gone 😂😂

[@sarcofaygo6218]

Bruh moment

[@tacocatseven]

The parent role? I can’t believe how much Ethan needs to be looked after and cared for... they’re constantly needing to tell him to chill because he just goes on and on about petty things.

[@robbriskey6395]

Dan is the worst. Just get rid or him

[@stellat9083]

@@robbriskey6395 What did Dan do to you lmao?

[@robbriskey6395]

@@stellat9083 everyone has 1 or 2 people that just annoy them to no end. Dan is that person for me lol. I disagree with him on everything. I don't think he's funny. So that's it haha

[@levithebaddest2369]

H3 really got me saying, "Ay yo Triller. My thing is flipped" all the time for no reason

[@thrillkilla95]

WAIT ME TOO IM HAPPY IM NOT ALONE IN THIS

[@7thsense97]

LITERALLY it's on my mind rent free

[@christmastiger]

It's so satisfying to say

[@codybennett1009]

Every time my order is messed up at a restaurant now, I have to fight the urge to say "that's false advertising"

[@TessaRain132]

oh my gosh I’m so glad someone said this I thought I was alone

[@Ashmissbipolar]

Love is the personification of “there are no small parts only small actors”

[@grayson0916]

Honestly the best podcasts have crews that get involved in the shenanigans

[@sidneyvera7218]

I just realized faze banks would never celebrity box because his hat would have to be off lol

[@j4cki3.]

we should make him fight someone

[@catlyn777]

Kavanagh is being sued by a babysitter for unpaid wages too. He signed a year contract for 12 hours a day for a newborn baby, and then suddenly let her go after two months without warning citing he was having custody problems.

[@janepruitt2211]

He was also accused of running a Ponzi scheme by his former business partner

[@cosmicnic]

@@janepruitt2211 under oath too! crazy man

[@owenwilliams6877]

@@cosmicnic wait are you guys talking about the guy that looks like Harvey Weinstein and who bankrupted his previous company?

[@beaualoevw]

TRUMPPPP

[@kelseyball6737]

@@owenwilliams6877 wait the dude being sued by his unpaid babysitter bc of custody issues?

[@niknak554]

When Ethan said, “start an H3 Snapchat to connect with our younger fans,” I was cracking up

[@olivermarijuanajones5041]

What?? It worked out so well for Chris Delia!

[@emelyzalez]

@@EthanBeer6 LMAOOO

[@rosijonas767]

@@olivermarijuanajones5041 and james charles 🤣

[@christineb5471]

“Euthanize Ian” made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes not gonna lie

[@hillelkita2354]

@𖤐 hey man I don't have a problem expressing youre political opinion but I really don't think this is the right time or place go to a political blog or something like that don't just bombard everyone with your political opinion

[@julie-iv2dl]

@@hillelkita2354 there just trolling Ignoring it is the only way to stop it

[@graciousgifts1221]

@@hillelkita2354 This guy has Spamming comment section with this Trump comment lmao

[@Kyradical]

The delivery was so perfect too

[@nataliegonzalez515]

Am I the only one who loves the god father bit? Idk why it’s just one of my favs.

[@briiirosado5025]

I love it too, its so funny to me

[@-alyssa-marie-]

It’s gold

[@Alana-sj3yj]

The yee haw bit is good too

[@mongoosecandice7402]

I cry laughing every time

[@ericafuentez6465]

I fucking love it!!!!!

[@amandah6537]

Dan: “I was tryin’ do a bit and then it got way too serious. AB: “Story of my life” 💀💀💀

[@HayleyNoelle]

Most underrated moment of this ep

[@rebeccagreenwood3302]

Truly. AB is comedically underrated. Lately he's one liners have been hilarious but I think Ethan struggles to understand it sometimes, and then he ends up taking it too serious and making the situation kinda awkward

[@xtrastrengthsassx1269]

@@rebeccagreenwood3302 exactly! I hate that for him, ugh. He now feels like he has to be super careful about how he says things

[@rebeccagreenwood3302]

@@xtrastrengthsassx1269 I feel so bad for him when he makes a joke that's truly funny but it gets brushed off/ attacked by Ethan or Zach. I hope they start treating him better. He deserves it

[@pinkski9175]

“You are not equipped…for that discussion” Dan sounds like Jim keeping Michael Scott out of trouble 😂😂

[@bechemical]

I love this lmaooo

[@samanthabeck9558]

Dan = Jim AB = Ryan Zach = Dwight Ian = Creed

[@kayla5834]

this is so spot on hahahahaha

[@cenadiva23]

😂😂😂 too accurate

[@uncletrashero]

ROFL

[@Disturban]

A true off the rails episode would involve only Ethan & Zach 😶

[@robonick3607]

Maybe Love too

[@kozyg8116]

things would go too far. the ingredients for 5 course cancelation. and I'm here for it lol

[@shidfard.]

@@robonick3607 i think love is too rational, but ian would just run with it

[@jofip1999]

That’s true but also they would loose their career lmao

[@218SerenaH]

LOL

[@masface6]

"Get in line for suing me." 😂🔥

[@jamesb6102]

Ethan cold blooded. AB " we can hang out and play video games." Ethan " umm no we aren't friends, I'm your boss."

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Then asks to hang out with Ian 😂

[@jamesb6102]

@@couchman-sw6jy Absolute savage.

[@ChelseaCharlesIllustration]

Right? I felt sad for him 🥺

[@squid4462]

I love zack constantly agreeing with all of ethan's terrible ideas

[@J03ski3s]

Only to the actual good ones 🤣

[@tammiel9287]

😂

[@kenzieshaye6818]

Every man needs a hype man

[@vamppuppy6211]

@𖤐 stop trying to be edgy lmao

[@cablekar]

Zack's always done anything for the show!

[@JoLi08-u7t]

“you are not equipped for that discussion” dan really just called ethan uneducated LMAOOO

[@randomname766]

timestamp

[@JoLi08-u7t]

@@randomname766 2:23

[@ericross2287]

"Even zach's saying No"

[@cmzy729]

And it wouldn’t be the first time lol

[@MorningMindfulness]

@Dobie maybe they were 1 minute in

[@lillybilly990]

“hila is not gonna like that” “30,000$ in McDonalds? 🥺”

[@ccccc2050]

“If you fire me we could hang out” AB is the biggest simp and I love it

[@paigeluening5030]

The crew completely tuning out when Ethan does The Godfather will never not be funny

[@proverbialwhatever]

I am only 19 minutes into watching the episode and now I have the mute button on standby.

[@elirave4027]

I love it lol

[@catabugplays5946]

I DIED when I saw love turn around at that bit

[@beaualoevw]

TRUMP LETS GOOO🙏🇺🇸❤️❤️❤️

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Timestamp for the tw? Lmao

[@saraha2525]

Man these sketches that they’ve started doing are golllld. They get better and better too.

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Yesss

[@beaualoevw]

TRUMP🙏🇺🇸❤️🙏👍

[@saraha2525]

@@beaualoevw o…..k?

[@FlavorLab]

This whole moon discussion was really painful to hear. Dan wasn't wrong! It solely depends on whether or not it's capitalized! Moon = Earth's moon (Luna), moon can be any general natural satellite of a planet

[@xjoely]

ethan was pretty dumb in that part aha.. how has he not heard of the moons of saturn, for example?

[@1738-u7c]

I didn’t know that lol

[@furmantoadstool]

@𖤐 average trump supporter can't even spell his name jajajaja

[@ordinarypablo]

Luna is just moon in Spanish, in Spanish we call Jupiter moons lunas de Jupiter so is the same

[@mw7845]

@𖤐 you should check out Connor O’Malley, he covered a BUNCH of rallies, total trump head

[@shannonnnn8]

I wonder what Ethan’s lawyer thinks after every episode😭😭

[@analitycznie]

He just can't stop blabling about ather people's mistakes. It is boring.

[@analitycznie]

@@juulia6971 Crimes has to be proven. It not a job for a youtuber but for justice. If you say publicly that somebody commited a crime you have to be ready to prove it in court. Ethan searches to be in court in future for a third, and fourth time. Why can he do comedy? Too much negative energy in this channel. He is not youtube police. He just can't stop about famous youtubers. I'm waiting for a 134th video about James Charles.

[@analitycznie]

@@juulia6971 I'm not crying, i am just an adult and don't understand why he doesn't seem to feel responsible for his own words. I'm assuming this kind of videos have more views and that's the secret. That's why he can't stop, even If it is so repetitive and kind of toxic.

[@savannahsims6435]

@@analitycznie he’s being sued by the dude, he’s definitely someone who’s allowed to put a word in about this guy, he’s not even making fun of him, he’s showing us the obvious, how embarrassing this guy is

[@savannahsims6435]

@@analitycznie and this kind of stuff is just the kind of content ethan does, when things sound stupid to him he points it out. it’s always been that way, so if you don’t like the content he creates then just don’t watch it

[@prisonmike19]

the dogs going berserk everytime someone claps is what i look forward to every single episode. alfredo and shredder please stand up

[@IAMSLAY]

I love how the entire podcast is just the guys trying to not be held liable for defamation against Kavanaugh 😂😂😂

[@beaualoevw]

TRUMP

[@beaualoevw]

WON

[@beaualoevw]

BEST PRESIDENT EVER🙏🇺🇸❤️

[@beaualoevw]

TRUMP2024

[@beaualoevw]

SLEEPY JOE

[@camillegr5875]

Zac, you are a real audio jedi. You are really mastering the sound bites. You add a lot of comedic value imo.

[@kelli8721]

AB saying "I could come over" right as the sad music started playing is KILLING me

[@cadesmandela1935]

i can swear ive heard this music in Naruto or something

[@ezcargo]

@𖤐 yo wait did anyone tell you he isn't president anymore? shit man, my bad for having to be the guy to tell you that. it happened last November

[@hapcot]

@@ezcargo just ignore him, he just wants attention

[@julv5767]

There should be a month of Off the Rails + Crew, where for every episode that month, Ethan sits with one of the crew members as an episode guest

[@KristylikeKrisT]

YES!!

[@stacysaurusrex]

I've been waiting for this

[@blouptqy]

h3h3 still all white. Even the Rugrats added Susie eventually lol.

[@user-mg1cc3wr5o]

@@blouptqy H3H3 only hires friends and family members. It's likely that there aren't any black family members or that the black friends they have don't want to participate in the show.

[@joshentertainment2]

@@blouptqy they are jewish and one is half arabic

[@det.caribou7405]

“Even Zach is Saying No” should be the new title for the show

[@Isabelita99]

okay he's absolutely getting sued, this off the rails was a success

[@yuliiza]

MAIN TOPIC TIMESTAMPS 0:01 - ethan's wholesome ideas 14:26 - ethan got scammed 19:01 - faze blanks 22:38 - rice gum's hacked spotify 23:43 - triller & ryan kavanaugh memes 47:33 - ryan kavanaugh, continued 56:39 - logan paul & his crypto scam 1:29:27 - coffeezilla interview

[@snail353]

love u

[@katyk829]

Doing God's work

[@coralrose5754]

❤️❤️❤️

[@vuks-fj7fl]

@@lordguerrerotrue * Crilled Gheese

[@liquidvinyls8002]

When he said when he gets home its “Theodore time” 🥺

[@mirelleisabella]

what time?

[@liquidvinyls8002]

@@mirelleisabella around 12:45

[@beaualoevw]

TRUMP 🇺🇸🙏❤️

[@microwavetrash2501]

ethan: we murder the president and rule america zach: im in man

[@luke_almquist]

That sounds better than who we got in there now.

[@vuks-fj7fl]

zach for president

[@minutemadejuiceboxes9991]

Honestly I like it let’s take over

[@forevertwisted5394]

I gotta say… I love the little skits they do in the beginning of the show

[@BreaMichelle3]

“Get blackout drunk and talk about racial issues in America” I’m deaaddddd and low key wanna see that lol

[@celinalopez771]

Even Zach said no

[@2lizregan]

That happened.

[@carmandirda]

Pretty sure that was a reference to a past episode

[@hazardousteam2899]

Lmao the post malone-Joji episode was timeless.

[@aristotle4655]

That happened in episode #29 of the H3 podcasts when Hila was in Israel

[@vilma20]

honestly, without dan they'd be getting sued by everyone and their moms lmao

[@_lil_lil]

Dan is the president of the H3 podcast, he just vetoes every bad idea Ethan puts forward.

[@blouptqy]

h3h3 still all white. Even the Rugrats added Susie eventually lol.

[@somenightsidontknow3762]

@@blouptqy boo hoo

[@canadarl201]

@@blouptqy Except for the Muslim guy and Israeli lady…have you ever actually watched this???

[@universaleliteinc.6554]

blouptqy The one Arab Muslim, the two Jewish hosts

[@zulunation90s95]

I mean AB‘s whole first name is literally abdullah haha

[@Reality.juiced]

I really really really want to know Donna's opinion on Eugenia.

[@KabillaTaco]

Especially after all the weird shit Trisha about her when they talked about it in frenemies like girl how do you say you can never be too skinny to a girl with an eating disorder

[@cloutelfin8323]

Omggg

[@blueberryc3ke]

@@KabillaTaco wait who said that?

[@Etticos.]

Lol Zach, the timing of the sad music with ABs offer to hang out was god tier (even though I think it was directed at Ethan talking about being lonely). Beautiful timing wether intentional or not.

[@Bimbologyexpert]

I was just cracking up. Also how abruptly it stops.

[@user-gn1ef8qd2i]

2 of my memes made the show!!! Mine are the PSA style “eyes on Ponzi” and the photoshop of Keem and Ryan Kavanaugh whispering in class abt Ethan in the back

[@LifeofMinna]

There's no such thing as a coincidence

[@heenybeanyteeny8465]

Your energetically aligned with the show 👌🏾

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

Congrats! That’s amazing!!

[@user-gn1ef8qd2i]

@@LifeofMinna the fact that you’re reading this comment is proof we’re energetically aligned rn

[@user-gn1ef8qd2i]

@@juulia6971 we’re so energetically aligned rn

[@jessiegagnon1887]

Ethan not knowing about the moons of Jupiter or Saturn or Mars, and arguing against Dan so hard when he is so wrong, is a show! We expect a formal apology by the next podcast.

[@nothylane]

I'd rather speak up and be wrong than be muffled and be wrong

[@ellad4504]

Who’s we? The Mars people? lol

[@Jeremycook_]

Time to dust off the apology podium!

[@IvysPoison1987]

I mean people still think earth only has one moon

[@sarahpowers1722]

is this a joke..

[@laurenl1088]

“If you don’t get the joke, you are the joke” that HAS to become a sound.

[@wolfm8097]

That doesn’t make any sense, I mean you can not be good at jokes for one, drop the punchline too soon, or just insecure 😕 (Ricky Bobby’s dad reference) lol

[@wil_selena]

can you put the time stamp plss i wanna laugh

[@hobostarship]

@Dudley Dingleberry The joke is the frog, the joke dies. That does not make the one who dissected the frog, the frog. Non sequitur and a poor interpretation of White's quote. To me this phrase "If you do not solve for x, then you are x" just seems like the belligerence of an in-group (in this case, to hype a pump-and-dump scheme), rather than a logical statement.

[@lillyvanilley7586]

AB- “ I can come over. We can play some video games” Ethan- “..nah I’m not that desperate” 😂🙏🥴

[@uncletrashero]

LMAO poor AB could hear the defeat in his voice "oh" LMFAO

[@_lil_lil]

That clip should be part of a "watching people die inside" compilation.

[@MilesLedger]

I commented saying that was so weird to me. I really thought the whole crew was true friends outside of the show and now idk how to feel :/

[@uncletrashero]

@@MilesLedger i think it was said more for the value of humor than it actually being true. Ethan probably just wants to take advantage of having some alone time (which is almost never)

[@uncletrashero]

although now that sounded dirty

[@Sith-Happens]

The fupa godfather is the greatest character Ethan Klein has ever created, even if I'm driving, once that theme starts playing I pause the stream or video and I pull over to give it my undivided attention!

[@alexispinamusic]

Yeeeeess!!!!

[@noeisnothere]

@john calm down Dan

[@lexicoelho8562]

@@noeisnothere 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

Let’s give it up for the poor soul who is being haunted by the triller app. Peace and love to their family.

[@alexhonken]

ethan going on a 4th grade level rant about "THE MOON" had me so triggered lmfao. other planets have moons

[@aschspectre]

“Just to be clear-“ “It’s rewind time” AND NONE OF YALL EVEN SNORTED LMAO Zach is under appreciated when the mood is too serious that shit sent me to the floor

[@emme4193]

icon behavior

[@seanvermeulen294]

So Postmates is using the same GPS spoofing technique, some Pokémon go players would do to get certain Pokémon without leaving the couch. You can manipulate your GPS location wherever you want with a cracked andriod. This is how he made it look like.he was infront of Ethans house.

[@Keanpoop]

This. I'm just wondering if the guy even picked up the food, or maybe just logged onto Postmates to give himself a free $60 pizza.

[@Lankynibs]

@@Keanpoop kind of genius honestly

[@brianah.8409]

@@Lankynibs Yeah he even picked the right kind of person to take advantage of 😩 Who else would order a $60 pizza?? I would…if I were rich.

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

@@dupadupadoo69 where he lives in BelAir to journey out into LA traffic it would take over an hour. Then driving back another hour. And he’s working. So it’s not really time efficient to go do that when you are finishing work downtown or are working from hone.

[@Kevin-nu4ig]

i died when I saw he changed the pic and title to "I'm sorry Hila"

[@hodon7850]

What was it before he changed it?

[@A3xiam1]

@@hodon7850 Logan Paul scams, or some shit like that

[@Nervar]

@@hodon7850 Something Logan Paul and the normal off the rails stuff

[@katelynfoppe7082]

Euthanize Ian made me snort my chili

[@kristenhalman3298]

ABs office reference was perfect why do his comments never hit

[@alexf4894]

Ethan is already losing it by yelling at Dan about the origin of the moon LOL. Hila better return soon.

[@veronicawilson2921]

Me- why are they all wearing- “And today’s sponsor SHADY RAAAAYS”

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

haha

[@epicstuff7522]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI

[@beaualoevw]

TRUMP 🇺🇸🙏❤️

[@beaualoevw]

LETS GO PRESIDENT TRUMP

[@mcr5645]

The H3 background is starting to look like the wall of a serial killer who posts all of his newspaper article crimes 😂

[@katemaguire958]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@diane9812]

He needs some yarn connecting them.

[@A2Z83]

except its someone elses crimes

[@JasonRidesLlamas]

That sound byte of Ethan yelling “Zaaaach” is fucking hilarious.

[@kaibartell22]

Ethan: I should do my country accent the whole episode Everyone:😐😐😐 Zach: FUCK YES

[@derfgerps4016]

That would be pretty hilarious

[@evancurry1279]

We need it

[@lillians5239]

When you never knew who Ryan kravanough was before h3 gave him clout

[@cablekar]

Yeah... clout

[@caseyjane123]

I love Dan’s acting in these skits. He’s right into it

[@redmetaphors3793]

If Ethan pays AB to hang out then the boss/friend relationship isn't ruined and everyone wins!

[@genrushmore]

Ethan: "Swear off technology" AB: * looks into the camera like Jim on The Office *

[@beaualoevw]

TRUMP🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏❤️

[@sarcofaygo6218]

@@beaualoevw isn't Trump an Epstein Associate? Silly GQP.....

[@paris-jm5vw]

@@beaualoevw troll

[@ven4762]

Timestamp?

[@breannacave]

@@beaualoevw yeehaw

[@Seatowntony206]

I died when AB and Dan disassociated when Ethan talks to in the godfather voice. Dan scrolling through Twitter and AB with his neck back looking up at the ceiling😂😭

[@gonzo9707]

I swear lmaoooo they did not wannnnnnt to hear any of that shiiii

[@DasVERMiT]

Ethan's Postmates experience 100% sounds like a scam. It's blatant location spoofing. He should definitely call up the company to get a refund and have this investigated.

[@chexyface13]

Am I dumb? I don't get how this happened?

[@ManTehLemons]

Danielle S location spoofing

[@ToxsikZombie]

Came to the comments to see if anyone else thought it could have been a location spoofing scam. That's what my money's on.

[@lillllth209]

@@chexyface13 location spoooof vpn

[@lillllth209]

@@ToxsikZombie i posted a comment first explains that is exactly what it is. used to work for doordash and postmates you use a location spoof vpn say ur there, wait til the timer runs out, and then you have a free meal & got paid to "deliver" it, lol

[@ImperialVideo]

Dan trying so hard not to get them more in trouble with the lawsuit is everything haha

[@graziaszczerbanov6925]

Dan: yah no, that’s definitely a crime! Besides Hila (and her everything), Dan’s loyalty and responsibility is really what keeps Ethan alive! 😂

[@madelyns.3285]

“Get drunk and talk about racial issues in America” LMAOOO I WOULD WATCH

[@ohsweetpotato]

He did that already. Trust me you would hate it😂😂❤️❤️ peace and love to papa klein

[@madelyns.3285]

@@ohsweetpotato 😂😂😂

[@Samantha-zw5od]

@@ohsweetpotato where did he do that?

[@adammay6663]

@@Samantha-zw5od It’s an early ep of the podcast, I think with Joji in the background

[@mkjazz3]

@@adammay6663 no it was with idubbz and comment etiquette

[@candacehendy]

the ending was so cute " think of us, keep us in your thoughts and prayers, we'll do the same for you, kay? appreciate ya" u all deserve a break have a great weekend guys

[@rebeccagreenwood3302]

AB was hilarious in this episode but i kinda feel like Ethan left him hanging a bit. AB set him up perfectly but Ethan just brushed it off or made a quick comment. Just looking for some more AB appreciation lol. You can see how much Ethan's approval means to him

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

It would have broken my heart if Ethan said he’s fire ian to hang out with him over me.

[@a.captiveaudience]

Ab is always trying to help Ethan make jokes then he doesn’t bite and it comes off as awkward on ethans part like bruh. I feel like ab adds so much to the podcast as he was an actual fan and admires Ethan for real but Ethan brushes it off. I know ethans just trying to be professional probably but stilll sometimes he has no tact

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

@@a.captiveaudience agreed. Also his bts vlogs are really good. He as a former fan knows what fans want. He’s a really valuable member. At first I wasn’t sure but I actually really like him. If anything I think Ian is first to jump ship here. He just seems unhappy. I know that’s his but but genuinely Ethan chases his attentions because she doesn’t give Ethan any.

[@datuhhhh]

@@a.captiveaudience It's not that Ethan brushes it off. He literally does not sense/understand that a joke is being made; he has the comedic timing of a fucking rock.

[@lauraradziejowska5115]

I was wondering if im the only one who sees that!

[@meaghans4380]

when hila saw the title she was prolly shitting bricks in Israel lol!

[@richyyyyyy97]

Damn meaghan

[@furmantoadstool]

@@richyyyyyy97 Damn richard

[@meaghans4380]

@@richyyyyyy97 what? lol it's true

[@shelbygarcia8760]

I literally fell so hard for it omg I feel gullible

[@meaghans4380]

@@shelbygarcia8760 it made me nervous too but I just hoped n prayed he was fuckin around lol

[@aaronalquiza9680]

It's kind of frustrating that whoever the podcast talks about who are committing these crimes or disgusting behaviours still get away with it like nothing happened.

[@cupknee]

yea i get kinda tired of it. but i get tired of reading the news too. like why do i need to learn more about how climate change is destroying something else in the world or how there is more evidence about trump committing treason and being a traitor of our country, it’s not like anything is gonna be done about it. the only news i want to see is that improvements are being made and that criminals are in prison

[@FinalFulfillmentTarot]

@𖤐 um no he isn't? Tf

[@darklordsteph]

The only good thing about Frenemies was them actually being held accountable

[@Petra-R]

@@FinalFulfillmentTarot ignore the troll… he is posting the same stuff over and over again. dont feed him

[@danarenee2931]

@𖤐 not everyone lives in the USA

[@BillyBob-xo6fc]

"Let's talk about the consequences of the industrial revolution." Nice Ethan, keep up the great moves.

[@yllasnosredneh3008]

@𖤐 who?

[@intothevoid10]

I want flat earthers to cancel Ethan over his moon comments before hila gets back

[@lilbebe6566]

Ian taping Ethan’s mouth: I AM STANDING UP

[@recoveringintrovert717]

Ian is such a treasure

[@israr9928]

AB's smile at 13:16 gave me so much serotonin I can't even explain.

[@jillhammer1243]

I wuvs AB 🥺 I hate baby talk but with him it just feels natural

[@madswashbrook]

"I could come over" "I'm not that desperate" brilliant

[@Thisisaperson12346]

I’m sorry, Ethan, but this time I have to say you’re wrong. Other planets have moons as well.

[@DimitrisNitsios]

Other planets have satelites, planet's earth satelite is called "The Moon" in English, "Luna" in Spanish and Selene in my country. the term "Moons" (natural satellites) orbiting around other planets is used mostly by non-scientific people, used mostly colloquially. They both had a point but Ethan was more technically and scientifically correct.

[@elijahslattensmusic6909]

Other planets only have moons because that's the english name for it,thats why it's more technical to call it a satellite, but yeah both were right in their own way.

[@jaydenbrock1834]

@@elijahslattensmusic6909 the definition of a moon is a natural satellite we refer to to Luna as The Moon which is a proper noun moon and Moon so in the argument of what Logan was referring to its earths moon in the argument of earth being the only planet to have a moon he’s terribly wrong

[@elijahslattensmusic6909]

@@jaydenbrock1834 yes lol I know that and I hope everyone knows it means a natural satellite I think I learned that in like 4th grade or somthin

[@revengeacademy]

But they’re not *the moon*

[@emkato21]

AI Ian is dearly missed, not gonna lie. It was nice to see him.

[@bootje99]

I mean it's understandable that he doesn't want to work. I would do the same if I didn't get paid

[@madisonk5240]

trisha is dearly missed, we need her

[@Cryoice32]

@@madisonk5240 she really isn't, my friend

[@tamarazen7324]

@@bootje99 why wouldnt he get paid

[@vomitthrowupandpuke496]

@@tamarazen7324 hes a robot

[@omgurheadsgone]

OFF THE RAILS BABY! w/ peace n Love

[@narcissistninjas9233]

@𖤐 lmao 🤣thanks I needed that laugh

[@yaboigotmoney5911]

@𖤐 u weird bro fr

[@lizzy9348]

@𖤐 go touch some grass weirdo

[@narcissistninjas9233]

@𖤐 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣nah don't join cults

[@SevenHunnid]

I started my KZbin channel to educate people about the effects of consuming marijuana in my videos 💯🥶in a educational manner 💨

[@Rudflat]

Ethan's Godfather impression gets me everytime lol

[@TheInvisibledesign]

Me to

[@dogdude9883]

@@TheInvisibledesign too*

[@TheInvisibledesign]

@@dogdude9883 dyslexia 😅

[@Soraoko]

Yessss

[@wolfm8097]

I love it

[@jessicawild1boo]

Ethan should go into a dominos the was Faze Blanks did. Lmao i bet he would actually get a reaction too which would make it even funnier