Colleen Ballinger Apology Analysis, Experts Weigh In - Off The Rails #95

[@henrypayne813]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="338">5:38</a> "I don't want to toot my own horn, although I will, and I do want to actually" has so much tiktok sound potential

[@CheersMyDudes]

Yessssss

[@trueMAXIMUS]

OH TRUE

[@mickyschmidt395]

Tbh I'm just impressed ethan can actually remember the lyrics to grimace Shake. Unlike every other song he's ever sang on the show(minus Hamilton that one time)

[@baabaq9126]

That's how you know it's really in his head

[@homuraakemithehero7707]

Does anyone have a source for the Hamilton one readily available??Super curious - I’m a recent regular listener so I haven’t gone back through a lot of the older podcasts yet…🙏

[@victoriarosewilder]

@@homuraakemithehero7707I think it’s an episode for members only

[@cassandra811]

He still thinks the peein Ian song says “here comes iaaaaan, salaryteeemporary” When it’s salaried employee lol. Drives me nuts every time

[@SB-se7vb]

Tbf for the longest time I thought it was "Iannnnnn... the salaried TEMP-loyee...". @@cassandra811

[@HazelBrown__]

So nice to see Dan boogieing his little heart out at the start, he seems so much happier post scorpion chair 🥲

[@cristianb3319]

Did Dan ever get a new chair?

[@sienakay]

He’s free!!!!!!

[@alliek853]

By

[@saturnal]

Friendship goals: Ethan telling Cam that he actually does NOT deserve to be murdered

[@kwaknine]

time stamp??

[@saturnal]

​@@kwaknine 1:31:12

[@CantTellYou]

I don’t think I deserve that type of love & respect 😔

[@Decoy007]

They should send that clip as a "For Your Consideration" to the Streamies like movies do for the Oscar's.

[@saturnal]

​@@nialllappin4159maybe but he's also the type to die on purpose in the locker to haunt you personally for eternity

[@PsychologyInSeattle]

Ethan knows who I am? That honor far surpasses my multiple Peabody Awards and Nobel Prizes.

[@Tadhgmonaghan]

Did you know he has a Rolex?

[@TheRMMFilms]

Olivia admitting she opens the photos is undoubtedly going to open the floodgates to way more unsolicited photos

[@pixieinx]

They were sent to her to be seen regardless of any indication they assumed as a green flag.

[@finthetrashcan]

@@Blueblooopit's not really under her control since she'll get weird messages anyways also i don't think she meant to sound "curious" because obviously gross she was laughing at the fact that people are insane and weird enough to do stuff like that. all in all i don't think it's helpful to assign any blame since it's not her fault and she's ultimately the victim

[@Arlan997]

The eel pit segment was hilarious! Thank you for having PewDiePie on to talk about it

[@LittIeCaesar]

I can’t believe pewdiepie prolapsed live for the family 😭

[@ack9447]

@@LittIeCaesar ​​but is it COVID related? 🤨

[@jessielogan8770]

@@nunphoawzzzzz

[@sazonada]

@@LittIeCaesar That DIDN'T happen! Why are you telling people that? He did it on a recording.

[@knocks42]

omg it was my favorite segment too!!!11 I see you gurl!!!1

[@Mellypepper]

Poor Lawman. First they turned the audience on him by accusing him of using AI. And then he sends a video of himself playing and then they accuse him of speeding it up. Guy can’t win.

[@wumbojet]

Bro is going to end up ascending into rock n roll heaven with all this proof

[@saturnal]

It's not easy being top dog but somebody's got to do it

[@BeastFueled]

Jersey Lawman burner account confirmed.

[@MarcHendry]

it's not like it's a super fast shreddy solo or anything anyway

[@adammay6663]

Can’t win? He literally did win 😂

[@Kiarnii]

the level of excitement i have for the H3 Potato Off is embarrassing

[@baabaq9126]

Same😂 this is why the fallen fans hate us

[@KinseyTaylor-gm4lg]

I’m down to even participate in it. It’s not embarrassing to be hyped about it.

[@mariahm6059]

@@KinseyTaylor-gm4lgi was like soooo i just need some potatoes on deck?? 🤣😭😭 ok then im there

[@CantTellYou]

@@KinseyTaylor-gm4lg okay sure, but is it embarrassing that I’ve planned my entire future around it?

[@sadmachine84]

Wait 😂same gurly

[@trash1570]

Ethan, your feeling on shredder aren't wrong. Never let anyone ever make you feel like it is. My guy left me about a year ago, from a year long battle with cancer, and he too is my first and only tattoo. I got the bee off his collar. He's the love of my life, and I miss him every day. I'm tearing up just thinking about him. Shredder means so much to the h3 family, no one can understand how hard a loss like this is until they go through it. Go through your emotions and there's no time limit. Family 🐝

[@recoveringintrovert717]

​@@nialllappin4159read the room, idiot. Not everyone feels like you. The human experience is varied. Ethan and this person are more loving than you. Says a lot more about you than it does them.

[@PotatoLover-ty9xt]

ETHAN! Your feelings about Shredder are VALID and there are people like me who do understand how you feel. There are also a lot of people that do not understand but if they actually try to invalidate your feelings they are just heartless/stupid assholes and should be ignored. You have a lot of people who love and support you so take your time to go trough all the emotions.

[@cornbredx]

I've had a lot of dogs that died. Its hard every time. They always become my best friend.

[@reganreynolds8112]

my bestie girl passed almost 5 years ago and i still struggle to not sob when i think of her. we get it ethan🤍

[@Noushisshook]

They are irreplaceable

[@viktorijazmejevskyte]

life is so intresting: his name was Lucky, but you was the lucky one to have him. love you both. ❤

[@AmberWilliams]

i lost my childhood dog, my little brother basically, in april 2019 and i still have times where i tear up over him not being here and how he died. i accidentally call our new dog (my other little brother) by his name still, and he turns 5 in february. our pets are family in their own right, no one should ever invalidate how anyone feels about losing a pet.

[@paigestevens3452]

When Ethan described making “mash potato by hand”, I had PTSD over the bag of smashed eggs.

[@chaschuky999]

Bro had to practice, can’t be caught lacking in the potH3to off.

[@NarutoFanGirl753]

i was hoping someone in the crew would ask him if that's how he mashed his potato

[@H3_remix]

Who are we kidding it’s almost sure fire that Sam wins that. She is like a chef in her downtime based on the lore I know of the podcast. (Being facetious - but Sam bad brought up dishes she cooked a few times and does that type of thing for the show.)

[@CantTellYou]

after the Potato-Off we need a Zach vs. Jersey Lawman guitar-off

[@Sar3876]

I really liked when Ethan said “Dumb fucking alpha losers insecure little manlets” I really felt that❤

[@Sar3876]

@@garafanvou6586it’s just a fact in my opinion

[@cassandra811]

Felt it in my soul🤌🏼

[@silent.shaman]

​@@cassandra811I feel it in my hole

[@leonups]

Ironic of Ethan to call any male insecure. he acts like a belligerent man-child when faced with men who have adequate levels of testosterone. If a guy is really into the gym, or likes picking up women, Ethan finds any way to try and frame them as some type of bad guy

[@Iminsideyourwall_]

⁠@@WayfairingSambark harder 😂😂 incel lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kylefowler174]

Love seeing a free Dan be able to get up and dance. (Anti scorpion chair)

[@laikenrodrigue7501]

The energy the opening gave is absolutely EVERYTHING I needed going into this holiday weekend. Legends.

[@magnolianame8818]

Nothing makes me smile bigger than Ethan and the crew dancing. I needed that yall lol.

[@laurenharada9266]

This is the first episode I've fully watched live!! I got into H3 about a year ago and have been trying to catch up on all the pod episodes before I started watching live...FINALLY made it!!!! 🎉

[@kalpic11]

wow that is a feat

[@cassandra811]

Wohoooo welcome!!🫶🏼🖤

[@Cas.a.shan1999]

Wait thats actual insane! You started from episode 1?!

[@laurenharada9266]

@uhohsorry yes, everything except the members only streams. I was planning to become a member once I caught up, but I quit my job a couple months ago so I'll have to go back and watch those once I have a bit more $

[@laurenharada9266]

@@cassandra811 thank you!

[@commentetiquettestudent1788]

Say what you want about Ethan but I would love to have a boss like HIM! Always having his employees back, hyping up what they do, Sam's song is just the last of a long list.

[@Lhwll]

Idk it shocked me that they didn't even get national holidays off until semi recently and he seemed like he just hadn't thought of that before which isn't great.

[@witchyraptor]

​@@Lhwllwym they're always not here on holidays???

[@witchyraptor]

​@@Lhwllalso the crew take off whenever they want it seems all they gotta do is ask

[@Lhwll]

@@witchyraptor they used to work national holidays too, he even mentioned that recently that it's a newer thing for them to take holidays off. And yeah ofc they could still ask for time off but it's still standard to just get holidays off and not have to use individual vacation days for it, ofc we don't know how it affects their pay etc

[@lexb8999]

sam has been glowing lately she looks so good!!!! idk if it’s the colors she’s been wearing or makeup or what but she’s been looking even more stunning than usual.

[@esmeraldabandz8652]

Her hair is the prettiest just like her

[@Bremberry]

This start of the show was again a masterpiece. Special shout out to Ian for his genius camerawork all the time.

[@foxault2951]

As far as the Matt Rife thing is concerned, Zach hit the nail on the head. Eddie Murphy, Richard Prior, etc… they’ve all done DV jokes. I think someone said that comedy is about “getting away with it.” It’s not funny unless you can have your audience laugh about it. It’s about phrasing. Matt targeted someone personally. It wasn’t a generally statement that everyone could relate to, nor was it toned down. He targeted someone specifically. Imagine that specific waitress watching it and being so ashamed. She was called out randomly for a joke just because she showed up for a job she needs. That’s horrific.

[@cristinap9298]

And generally, you can get away with it when part of the joke is everyone being aware that what was said was awful and wrong and shouldn't be joked about, yet the situation had a twist that was so funny that we're now all laughing about it and the ridiculousness of it. So he kind of forgot about the second part. If standup comedy were easy a lot more people would do it.

[@wnrandom98]

Wtf is dv

[@Starburst514]

​@@wnrandom98Domestic Violence

[@mikeylikey710]

If only he was funny like the prior comedians you mentioned, that’s a key part

[@jongab]

You're 1000% wrong. You have no idea how stand up works. There's a 50-50 chance that never actually happened or its a massive embellishment. And if it DID happen, you're assuming its DV and not just the joke AND you're assuming the person wouldn't find it funny because you're putting your own "if it was me" into it. It wasn't you. Also, before you morally grand stand why don't you go watch an Eddie Murphy special and see how homophobic and transphobic it is by today's standards. Same with Pryor.

[@heymorganxx2637]

this is my most favorite intro that they have EVER done i laughed i cried i raved i sang along what a masterpiece

[@yurrcy]

i opened the video and was in PURE JOY i also raved laughed cried and got tf down with then cuz that shit went crazy

[@trueMAXIMUS]

SAME i literally got out of my office chair at work and started dancing with them

[@holly.earendil5187]

I know Ethan can be a controversial figure, as a family we don’t always agree. But his potato opinion is fucking 10/10, literally the most correct thing he has ever said.

[@PanosSchmitAlmeira]

yes we know you support yankee imperialism and your capitalist idols who pretend to be socialists (as ethan has in the past) to pander

[@iche9373]

Wait, this is Ethan, and not SBF?

[@ricky9871]

Ethan saying a 1 hour stand-up is a hard sell for him, meanwhile I'm just casually watching a 3 1/2 hour long podcast in a single sitting

[@savhannah9889]

Sam is freaking gorgeous and her fits slay every time

[@lotusmilano]

I’m dying at the food delivery robot showing up trying to roll through the peak of the Scientology tiktok fight. This is so 2023

[@BirchWeber]

I love it when Sam talks about food. I think an H3 Cooking segment where Sam makes actually good food (not just goofs and gafs) would hit so hard. If Sam needs another chef in the kitchen, tag me in!

[@Bailonsy]

I love this idea

[@bibsp3556]

I'd love to bounce some cooking ideas with her, she seems pretty dang good

[@spicy_ctrlo7132]

Sam’s new cooking show, leftovers .. Let’s just make it happen. I miss having a Thursday show

[@Kaytwisty]

I want a Sam cookbook.

[@betterrunforyourlife]

​@@spicy_ctrlo7132ok GENIUS. like how to meal prep super delicious meals. I would watch that in a heartbeat

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

Nothing got me more invested in this episode than Ethan and Love SLANDERING the Jersey Lawman's shredding, tilting at windmills saying that it was sped up. So glad they corrected the record on that, because I would've had to become a member just to say that I was cancelling my membership.

[@havenprice]

I'm surprised they didn't listen to Zack. Just watch ANY guitar virtuoso. Super normal. They shouldve watched like Paul Gilbert and then back to lawman. Vid is clearly real lmao

[@josephreynolds1914]

Show these guys Herman Li their heads would explode

[@Jesskellyn]

Y’all dont even know how much this family means to me

[@nowey2251]

Me too Jess happy thanksgiving 😊😊

[@ghettoasmrisangrymanchild1852]

Get a life

[@annazehd1547]

Family❤

[@jellybean5929]

Uh I think I can guess

[@gamerguy9836]

Gabe gave the community the ability to have some humor to tragic situations in life, its kind of beautiful, it happens to us all.

[@sarahalice4631]

My dad died last year and the „I’m sorry your dad died FUCK BABY FUCK“ cameo still has a special place in my heart. Gabe is the man.

[@EvilSpacePanda]

I love eating along with the crew! You’ve helped with my ED. Thank you so much everyone 💗

[@a_s2557]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@wanderoutdoors6094]

Erectile dysfunction?

[@sarahkhan6368]

You are not alone!! ❤

[@kendallholland6842]

I’m in a similar boat! Stay strong! FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY

[@wanderoutdoors6094]

@kendallholland6842 stay hard brother!!!

[@Askalott]

Actually in my case Pearl is right: my mom doesn’t want me to succeed. That’s how narcissistic mothers are. And that’s how people like Pearl are created. If that seems unbelievable then you’re really lucky. My mom has been my biggest bully my entire life. It’s a miracle I didn’t end up like Pearl. Just got addicted to heroin instead, lol.

[@Youokhun]

The problem is pearl is putting it out there like it’s a problem with mothers, it’s a human problem. Society just likes to shame mothers for everything, it’s misogynistic. When people become parents themselves they realise how hard they were on their own mothers, because parents are just normal humans. Narcissism is also a really low % of the population so now we have people self diagnosing everyone

[@anatwin5585]

I don’t know if “really lucky” is the right wording for the bare minimum of parenting, but I feel for you

[@dannabanana52]

You’re fighting addiction, but you’re leaps and bounds ahead of a lot of people who know where the addiction comes from. I support you and your recovery.

[@taintunicorn]

Yes, you are right; there is truth to Pearl's statement. A lot of mothers and daughters have strenuous relationships. But it's the fact she says ALL mothers, or in other cases ALL woman, is what makes it pretty misogynistic. Pearl rarely has some good points, and I wish she would spend more time talking about her personal experiences which might actually relate and help other woman. Instead of using her personal bias and applying it to all woman.

[@Askalott]

@@anatwin5585Well, then I guess I’m really unlucky!

[@ZenGenEXQ]

I loved ABs passive aggressive jab about Ethan spending an hour on the boring apology analysis and skipping through the amazing Dharmann and Oliver Tree bit.

[@CaleyBrasiel]

lost both of my parents in a motorcycle accident a couple weeks ago, this show makes me laugh when it’s really hard to laugh ❤ i don’t think they know how important this show is to us

[@howdypartna]

So sorry for your loss. ❤

[@ArtAndBeautyFreak]

Sending you so much love🥺🩷 so incredibly sorry for your loss

[@veronicaescobedo6441]

Dan getting up from his chair with the Kirk discussion looked like an Arthur meme with his fist clenched ✊️ 😂 Everyone was in such a good mood today! Great episode

[@sazonada]

The Grimace Shake remix was a great start to the show ❤️

[@veronicaescobedo6441]

@@sazonada everyone's vibe was on point 😍

[@amethystsimerly9275]

Matt Rife blocking someone over a tweet with 2 likes is VERY on brand for him. 😭

[@notavailabletilltomorrow]

Sam’s food always looks so good on Instagram, Ian is a very lucky guy

[@MeetMrMayhem88]

Indeed he is. Beautiful and she can cook like a boss. Also she seems cool as hell. Lucky fella 💯

[@sazonada]

Id kill for those peppermint potatoes.

[@bobbiedaniel9347]

Yeah she's way out of his league lol

[@milacvetkovic8835]

@@bobbiedaniel9347well, obviously not? Weird thing to comment.

[@zachh3461]

​@bobbiedaniel9347 he seems like a kind guy, so I kinda disagree with that statement

[@Lifeonthe902]

Sorry to hear the grief is still so hard Ethan. It really helped me with my dog to write her a letter, once I was able to get my thoughts out in that way it was easier for me to look back mostly only fondly instead of pure sadness/depressive

[@shelloks420]

Literallllllly everyone dancing in the beginning was life 😭😭😭 and good job cam on that Star Trek pic lol love y’all

[@QuestionsIAskMyself]

So sorry Olivia that you were sent that. That’s literally sexual harassment, keep on slaying girlie❤️

[@shelbs8480]

She took it very positively which makes sense for Olivia. But I think her saying “I always look at them” might contribute to her getting more harassment. I really hope I’m wrong bc it’s never okay even if the sender sees it as a “compliment”

[@wanderoutdoors6094]

​@@shelbs8480she wants the validation

[@mitzara25]

​@@shelbs8480yeah I was like oh shit dont say that 😅

[@3242vibe]

@@shelbs8480she never said she saw it as a compliment and she’s not encouraging ppl just because she was honest. it’s not her fault she’s getting those messages or will continue to, no matter if she admitted to looking at them or not

[@jenm1]

@@3242vibe only sane person here

[@11lindsey111]

My uncle has been missing for a week and my whole family is still looking & stressed out. Thanks for keeping me distracted

[@nowey2251]

Omg I’m so so sorry 😢 I have no words ❤️ but I hope your family finds him soon

[@11lindsey111]

@@fernfernisfernie we never thought we’d have to worry about him. We live in another state and my dad went to his house & found a ton of drug related stuff. We never knew or would have guessed. I hope you never have to worry more than you already do & they keep recovering!

[@11lindsey111]

@@nowey2251 thank you!! ❤️

[@julieghoulie1]

Sending you so much support.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

I'm so so sorry you're going through this at all but especially so close to the holiday season, that is horrific. Desperately hoping he's found safe ❤ addiction is a terrible disease that manifests in so many forms, sometimes in very sneaky ways. It's not surprising that you didn't know, some folks struggling with addiction will go above and beyond what anyone would think they're capable of in order to hide it from loved ones. Like some forms of depression and s*icide plans - if someone doesn't want their family to know, they will move mountains to ensure that family does not know until it's too late.

[@saturnal]

The Matt Rife thing was definitely an attempt at garnering a male audience, in the most pandering, hacky (as Ethan said) way imaginable. He was strategizing that the opening joke of his big Netflix special would be the right opportunity to completely alienate his devoted female fanbase with a half-baked joke from the 1950s Catskills

[@saturnal]

Also the shtick with the audience fan drawing was a plant demonstrating a best-case scenario, this allows him to keep targeting disabled people as a subject of his "comedy"

[@Katieshhaw2]

Dan comparing Bryan to a Bloodborne boss actually SENT me. 😭

[@m.a.b.4104]

Finally dived in and committed to a membership. Big fan of the show, especially the crew and how they make it far more than a podcast.

[@kirajo6559]

My sweet pup died in June, and it continues to rip my heart out. They are family, and everything is so empty once they’re gone. A lot of people feel exactly how you feel right now

[@katyalupochev9589]

So sorry for your loss 😢 I lost my cat, my childhood best friend in 2020. It still hits me out of nowhere and I find myself tearing up in the most random places. But over time, I’ve found I’m able to smile at the memory of her, instead of being swallowed by grief. I hope one day soon you can think of your baby and smile ❤️‍🩹

[@Andy_Tx]

Honestly I think its a massive compliment to the Jersey Lawman that you thought he sped up the video. Just proves how fucking hard he was shredding

[@fleshbirdie]

I lost my rabbit two years ago in an unexpected and somewhat upsetting way. He was my baby boy and I still miss him dearly to this day. We listened to the pod on our way home from the emergency vet at 2 am before he passed; I still remember that it was the Ace family house scandal episode. I totally get it - he was like a person to me too. There's something special about the bond between human and animal, where the two know each other so well that they can communicate and live together happily without words.

[@internetbren]

i feel this so deeply in my heart and soul. 🩷 rip to your baby 🩷🩷🩷

[@fleshbirdie]

@@internetbren thank you 💓💓💓

[@bystarlite33]

Sleep sweet little bun bun 💖💖

[@fleshbirdie]

@@bystarlite33 💞💞

[@leanneroyal7553]

Rip to your baby bun ❤ I have a bunny as well and he is my world ❤ may yours rest easy ❤

[@Mezzy..]

this podcast has become impossible to just listen to audibly without seeing what’s going on so I’m here lol

[@haley6973]

i’m so impressed you made it this long

[@gurlmadeincanada]

Feeling sicky icky today, and the intro made me laugh, you guys always make my day better

[@keepsaek]

"I can make you giggle" is such a powerful statement ty queen Olivia

[@whatintheworld7624]

This was a great show... some would say the greatest.

[@WombRaidrr]

Go buy a helmet Matt Rife is telling people to get..

[@whatintheworld7624]

Go get a life @@WombRaidrr

[@naffoff]

​@@nunpholololololol

[@Youokhun]

Yeah tonight’s one was a good one, not sure I’d say it’s the greatest show they’ve put out though

[@dundermifflinlfc]

Some would say that

[@lizs5435]

Much love to all the people out there going through grief & loss during the holidays. I know it’s a tough time, keep ya head up! We see you, we love you ❤️

[@Sleepygamerr]

The eel pit segment was amazing. I didn’t know eels could prolapse.

[@EvilSpacePanda]

I’ll be laughing about this all day 🤣🤣💀

[@JagannathandPrema]

Man I DID NOT expect to be dancing in the first two minutes of the show. That song slaps SO HARD.

[@ItsADinosaur]

Ethan's going too hard and having to cough and then peering over his glasses was very reminiscent of old h3! BEST INTRO EVER! A grimace shake in fortnite 🎵

[@britferris12]

I would like to take credit for Ethan’s A+ apology because I’ve been manifesting psychology in Seattle crossover with H3 for years. You’re welcome Ethan

[@madelinef17]

i’m always muttering to myself at work “GYATT was so ohio and skibidi….”

[@savhannah9889]

Everyone around me is so sick of me because of that song

[@chantellem6457]

I am really enjoying Ethan saying "treasures" so often

[@raverbun]

Best intro to a podcast ever omg

[@shishesha]

I love this podcast so much. Its helped me through so many hard times. I'm excited to be dressed up for the live show. This is my 3rd time trying to see them live and this time I'm doing it

[@Tashasquasha711]

Everyone get ready it’s the biggest drinking night of the year! LETS GO!

[@Sagiquius]

I hate to admit I am drinking rn 😔

[@jumbolumps666]

I just got back from a Friendsgiving and my dog yakked when I took her for a walk. Couldn't even stop myself from saying aloud to the dog, "Iss the biggess drinkinnite of the year"

[@athenajreij676]

Omg I’m so glad to see some recognition for Dr. Kirk he’s seriously amazing and pushed me to get back into therapy!!

[@gigiamour]

He’s terrible lol

[@pagebarbara01]

@@gigiamourwhy?

[@CheersMyDudes]

“Moving at the speed of hair” has got to be one of my all time favourite Olivia quotes

[@donkus8926]

I literally just got to that part and had the same thought, i can’t believe no one laughed

[@DanRyanCarter]

Wait when did that happen? I missed it

[@CheersMyDudes]

@@DanRyanCarter it happened during the Jersey Lawman guitar solo controversy

[@hilakleinindustrialcomplex]

The way Ethan apologized for cutting off Olivia to interrupt her again 💀😭

[@jadls2425]

This was my favorite intro ever!

[@andreaerdely1736]

To comment on the sad subject of grieving and losing those closest to us.. My mom passed away June 27th, 2022, and aside from my kids and fiancé, the pod has truly helped me beyond belief. Three or more times a week, I get to take my mind off of the grief of not having my momma here. I get to laugh, smile and it is so therapeutic. From the bottom of my heart, thank-you to the entire H3 crew/multiverse. ✌🏼❤

[@andreaerdely1736]

FAMILY

[@a_s2557]

Family forever❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@julioaguavalor3307]

Me, smiling bigger than I have in a month out of sheer joy at the spontaneous potato brag throw down blooming into an all out cast competition. “THIS. THIS. THIS IS WHY I’M WATCHING.”

[@fraicheness]

The intro to this was top notch! Props to Ian for the quick switching/editing

[@NecroticKing]

I have watched this intro like 3 times already. This is one of my favorite things.

[@wanderoutdoors6094]

Kinda cringe and outplayed for me at this point. That being said, best remix of it thus far. And Sam looks fire in those glasses👀

[@savannahmaddux3371]

Psychology In Seattle and H3 my two favorite channels of all time😭😭😭

[@SilentSprinterCJ]

The eel pit gives off "Pewdiepie had to cancel on us but he'll be on next week" energy, if you've watched long enough to remember that

[@giovannachavez2644]

This year I lost a cousin who was more like an older brother thank you guys for the laughs I’m thankful for this podcast 🦃🤍

[@janna_banana]

THE INTRO HAS ME DYING LAUGHING OMFG I WASN’T READY 😂😭🕺🏻

[@semihip]

Watched the intro at least 5 times. The vibes were on point!

[@natattack44]

The second Zach said "you're stealing my shtick" I did the same face as Dan. ITS ALWAYS BEEN DAN.

[@defffffest]

SAME. IT WAS ALWAYS DAN

[@natattack44]

@@defffffest and I KNOW Zach thought he was right for a hot minute

[@defffffest]

@@natattack44 I would fight for this cause

[@katdifranco]

Time stamp?

[@ag-pq6vi]

time stamp?

[@ritzo.97]

That into will always and forever me the highest energy I need to enter into a H3 podcast.

[@gothicxromantic]

I just wanna know why KZbin is so heavily pushing Colleen’s videos to me. I’ve never watched her or been subscribed, even before the controversy, but all of her vlogs are getting recommended to me like crazy lol KZbin reeeeallllyyyy likes it’s most problematic creators (SSSniperwolf too)

[@cornbredx]

It could be because of this podcast. Ever since I started actually watching H3 a few years ago everybody they talk about gets recommended to me regularly. I guess the algo picks that up somehow, too. Maybe video titles or something.

[@HeyItsZee_]

She's pathetic. I was subscribed to her until this year when I learned about everything. She will never get punished and she will never get anything unless someone pursuits legal action, like Trisha because what she did to Trisha was literally illegal.

[@gothicxromantic]

@@cornbredx definitely possible, but for some reason I don’t get other people they heavily talk about like James Charles or David or anyone

[@lizett3465]

Dr. Kirk is the best! Passionate listener of the Psychology in Seattle podcast since 2015. So funny to see an H3-PiS-crossover happen :)

[@weedlechu]

There's literally no way Ethan predicted a ceasefire LMAO that's insane

[@HexFent]

He didn't. A guy just demanded he call for ceasefire publicly and he did as a joke. Besides odds of a ceasefire given the resounding condemnation of the bombings isn't low

[@weedlechu]

@@HexFent I’m not seriously insinuating what he said had anything to do with it man he was 100% joking. I just thought it was a funny coincidence that’s all.

[@theceech]

@@HexFent u know h3 is in the comedy genre correct

[@mustachecopter5358]

@@HexFentyou’re right, he didn’t predict it he caused it

[@bas_ee]

@@HexFent An internet podcast guy didnt stop a massive and complex war? WHAAAAAT?

[@rozass31]

The beginning was the vibe check I needed in order to get through this cookingggg

[@TheIronPictures]

Ethan doing everything in his power to ruin the Jersey Lawman

[@spicy_ctrlo7132]

Psychology in Seattle is my jam dude I love that Ethan is showing his stuff to so many he’s so good

[@kmctcreative]

dans dancing cured my depression 💜

[@kalistaredden6453]

is it just me or is h3 at its best right now in terms of energy and overall vibes

[@annathurlow3501]

What. An. Intro!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Ethan’s dance moves always get me 😂

[@fewerpuppet6423]

I was not expecting the intro. It’s 6 am I’m up cuz I’m helping my bf make the turkey for his family’s thanksgiving. I need background noise to wake me up as I get ready to go, and I look down and see all of them just.. having a rave 😭😭 so unexpected, so hilarious

[@madelinef17]

guess i gotta crack open a beer since it’s the biggest drinking night of the year!

[@lialeeey]

I love Psychology in Seattle! Glad you tuned into his channel!

[@SimonVanliew26]

When Ethan said “Even Lizzy dunne and baby gronk were gets Livvy love”, I felt that. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="187">3:07</a>:59

[@avo_music]

the best intro in youtube history. and i watch since 2017

[@kyrasabik4331]

that grimace fortnite rave in the beginning was the serotonin boost i needed today

[@Hihellohola33]

The intro is everything 🙌🏼

[@jesscreads1057]

The best cold open I've ever seen. Love to see the crew get REKKTTTTT GREAT MOVES CREW KEEP IT UP

[@charlottecrane586]

olivia is my inspiration!! her not giving af abt her DM’s and just giggling abt them is the energy i need

[@gonnermyleggies]

I feel Ethan about greif. I lost my grandpa a year ago and still cry almost daily. When you have a deep connection with someone like that it will always be hard to get over. We are here for you Ethan ❤

[@Devarresmmm]

felt like a second-rate criminal listening to a master hitman explain his first kill when ethan was explaining his roasted potatos...truly he has mastered something in his life.

[@rowun_yt]

The theatre kid energy of the into! THIS IS WHY IM WATCHNG!! <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="60">1:00</a>

[@Silliestgoose418]

The crew’s energy was on a whole other level! Love y’all all homo!

[@lavcab333]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="188">3:08</a>:00-<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="188">3:08</a>:02 has me crying I love the crew hitting the high note of “her gyatt was so-oh” while Zack stops the music so abruptly 😂

[@tlbiebs4832]

I’m genuinely about to have a 3 hour playlist of H3 related bangers 😂