Finally Releasing The DMs - Off The Rails #11

[@lednord741]

Lately the H3 Podcast has felt like a series in which Ethan and the crew face a new antagonist every season.

[@Scoobydoobyrew]

Different arc every week.

[@lednord741]

@@Scoobydoobyrew Find out on the next, After Dark

[@emmachoplin6761]

The ultimate anime

[@bustinsiderr]

@@Scoobydoobyrew it's literally Kavanaugh every episode tho

[@JoeyActionTV]

Footsoldiers never give up

[@yeraldyncaceres3792]

When Dan steps in to help Ethan pronounce words, lmao. He really is the backbone of this operation, shout out to his family.

[@TheEnthusiasticHobo]

Wow, Dan. Great moves. Keep it up. Proud of you.

[@essesinryoutub]

Thanks for cracking me up! great comment

[@yuerry]

dan please stand up

[@armykayla9971]

Dan really cracks me up being Ethan’s caretaker.🤣

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Shout out to his uncle

[@jessicapearlxo]

the "yo, Triller, my thing is flipped" on a legal document has me fucking dying lol

[@Maya_Si]

Time stamp

[@jessicapearlxo]

@@Maya_Si 57:07

[@Maya_Si]

@@jessicapearlxo that's sooo funny!!! Thanks🤣🤣🤣

[@Maya_Si]

@@jessicapearlxo btw, when is he talking about the new added respond of ryan that is now framed on the background in the left corner?

[@codyramseur]

I love this family

[@georgiaamelia9708]

The amount of inside jokes I’m able to understand in this podcast gives me the illusion of having an actual friend group and it makes me feel good. Thanks guys. 🥺

[@jgamez106]

Alice in wonderland?

[@des9368]

same

[@fergie614]

right? i basically have another family I care about and keep up with now

[@lewisjasonbatten]

@@fergie614 Look up ‘parasocial relationship’. They are defo not your friend or family, they don’t even know you exist 👍

[@hugsybennington]

omg same 😭😭🥺

[@Jacqueline888]

As someone who struggles with a lot of mental health issues, my head is not a place I always like to be. And it’s so comforting and nice to have hours of H3 content to make me feel less alone and get my mind off things. I know it’s so cheesy and people say this kind of stuff all the time but it’s actually like they’re my friends

[@adri1116]

Exactly how I’ve been feeling, put it into words perfectly🥲

[@viceb7]

Me too 😭 I play it all the time while I'm alone and always look forward to their posts

[@kyliebelindachant4339]

Same 💙

[@s.melonita4454]

Then I'm very cheesy because I feel the same😭 Ethan and I share the same birthday and I love that, too 🧀🤣🎂

[@chanellejenniferrose2032]

same maaan

[@rachelstanley1439]

14:20 when Ethan pronounces “outskirts” as “out squirts” absolutely killed me

[@kicobry]

This comment needs more likes! I didn’t even notice it until now lmfaooo

[@Popopatop]

L M F A OOOO omg

[@poplikid3306]

Haha! I missed that. This is why i often listen to the podcast on spotify after watching it on youtube so i can pick up on funny stuff like this and not be distracted by the visuals

[@alicesianna5490]

Lmao yes!!! I was wondering how no one caught it on the podcast

[@user-hm9uq8gk5x]

Lmao

[@annalupton9284]

I love how Ethan's parents don't understand that they're not supposed to name drop people 😂 Donna has almost doxed so many people lmao

[@itsjusthales5153]

Just saw this after she doxed the movie girls name😂 gotta love Donna

[@cherrydarling909]

Trisha makes a video next about Donna doxing ppl 😄

[@mw7845]

@@cherrydarling909 don’t give her any ideas 😭

[@BlazingKatss]

The power Donna has but doesn't realise LOL

[@lindseystein9676]

Doxing requires a bad intention. Well, with the legal definition, at least.

[@kirstenvictoria45]

My dad just passed away with covid and your podcasts are one of the only things that gets my mind at peace. Thank you for all you do.

[@penelope-oe2vr]

I am so so so sorry Kirsten for your loss. I don't know you, but I pray for God to wrap you in his comforting arms during your time of grief. 💙💙💙 I have lost 2 friends to covid and both were under 35 and very healthy. Please accept my sincerest condolences. From my family to yours.

[@Dev-xs6td]

So sorry for your loss , stay strong.

[@Selsmittenxo]

May he rest in peace❤️

[@webblake6227]

I'm very sorry

[@johnblaskovic579]

My condolences for your loss

[@itsethanbradberry]

I completely lost my shit at "The app is flipped" in a real legal document.

[@amdonut8091]

And then the soundbite being played

[@empac8631]

IT’S ETHAN

[@armourkiiing4160]

I'm a mutha fooking blueberry...

[@olivia_vermast]

Zach *needs* to make a soundbite of AB saying “I was never breastfed so…”

[@candy2325]

🤣

[@MsLawRaw]

💯 yes bro zach please😂

[@user-xr4wp3wj5m]

Ah yes a replacement for “I like the twilight movies”

[@samuelcareen5563]

LMAO YES

[@batorsagandszerelem4474]

YES PLEASE 😭💀

[@juliaw_z]

I cannot stop laughing at Whiteclaw Gabe’s Imagine rendition LOL

[@galisa98]

Girl I nearly choked on my sandwich i started to wheeze it was so freaking funny

[@LunalovaniaGaming]

Lmao also ABs! Because he says he sucks at singing, he just reads it instead. 🤣💀

[@Jenjensexypants]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jennafellowes703]

@@LunalovaniaGaming 1

[@mariapauladeleonflores4870]

I almost spat my ramen soup and I replayed it because it was so hilarious

[@tripshh]

Olivia is a fantastic addition to the crew, truly truly. She is brave enough to stand out and she hasn't even been on camera that long. Cameron as well. i started seeing camgrants being mentioned alot and i was like ooooo he's gonna do it.

[@mariamm663]

If I'm honest, I really don't care about them.

[@tripshh]

@@mariamm663 if i'm honest i don't really reply to reply's. oh wait i'm disproving myself....

[@xSwordLilyx]

I've been listening to Olivia the entire time

[@seanceknowles2911]

I freaking loved that WhiteClaw Gabe was included as a member of the H3 crew cameo 😁 his part was chef’s kiss 👌🏼

[@FrankieBarton]

Tomorrow’s Friday !

[@seanceknowles2911]

@@FrankieBarton 🗣FRIDAY BABY!! FUCK BABY FUCK ! Wwwhhoooo!!😁

[@FrankieBarton]

💙🍀💙🍀💙🍀💙🍀💙

[@ZenWaveCinema]

I only ever knew Triller existed from your podcast. They seriously owe you $$$ for the free marketing.

[@meganb3448]

this is a fair point to make as a "consumer" but the reality is that triller has thousands of users because they are slightly different from tiktok

[@ZenWaveCinema]

Well I assume marketing deptartments target and allocate funds to entice "consumers"/users so...

[@hughjarsol4714]

Stop the click bait please h3 crew

[@AnDr3w066]

Is that your excuse? 😂 marketing by taking money away from them and then admitting it 😂

[@supyo2123]

💯

[@missp498]

Ethan's parents are just the gift that keeps on giving.

[@ayeisha9428]

THEY PAID FOR THE POPCORNNNNNN 😂😭

[@earthworm7346]

Hila looks EXACTLY like his hot Mom... kinky >:^ D

[@cheyennev8881]

@@earthworm7346 Ummm exactly? bit of a stretch lol At least we know what to expect from your recent searches on Red tube lmao

[@plebisitemanager7055]

@@earthworm7346 Yeah, everyone already knows that Eathan married a girl that looks exactly like his Mom. We don't care.

[@earthworm7346]

@Shocked Why is everyone else but you giving me crap about this?.. I thought everyone had accepted the fact that Eathan married his Mom's twin.

[@GriffinLisuk]

I love how AB was the only person familiar with “hitting a lick” Detroit energy

[@xanaxisgod6489]

lol i mean im in texas and its super common p sure it just a hood thing in general

[@HFIHYHAGD]

@@GriffinLisuk as someone who lives in Detroit, I can tell you’re both not from Detroit and also not from the hood, so please stop lol.

[@enhancedflowerbeezy]

@@HFIHYHAGD what do you mean... If you live in Detroit you would know the crime rates, and how dangerous it can be in that city...

[@GriffinLisuk]

@@HFIHYHAGD correct. it was just a joke about the perceptions of Detroit. I will same half of my family is from Detroit and have been there many times. It was just a playful comment. Based on your comment I can tell you didn’t get that.

[@plazik7481]

Here in Milwaukee, hitting licks is an occupation. City is full of fuckin bums

[@karlijns4816]

1:40 H3 imagine version 7:00 Amazon factory in slums 10:35 Donna&Gary call in - Gary Mexico story 17:17 Trying Taco bell fried chicken taco 21:55 Chicken shortage, worth of chickens 25:05 Ryan Kavanaugh - motion to dismiss & anti slap 30:35 sponsors - curology, kraken, policy genius 35:50 Ryan Kavanaugh - dm's 43:40 More case fillings - proposed settlement 49:40 More case fillings - anti slap 1:03:00 cursed tictoks

[@b1k2q34]

Um....K

[@annieliina]

@@b1k2q34 are you confused?

[@klurman]

"If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the same holds true for the lack thereof" SOOOOO goood!

[@RogersBase]

I would 100% buy a TeddyFresh sweater with the phrase "Govern yourself accordingly" written on the front in cursive.

[@TheDovahkiinn]

Thyself* haha

[@RogersBase]

@@TheDovahkiinn I'd like the option, LOL

[@hazey8652]

That’s so easy to make haha

[@niragill]

omg and the teddy bear w a white wig lmaoo

[@intothevoid10]

We need this

[@oliviakosowski3353]

Ab's was the best part. The robe, the pain in this voice... chef's kiss

[@alexae8983]

I love when AB looks at the camera every time there’s a funny tense moment 😂😂😂 giving major office vibes. Anyone else notice this hahaha I love it

[@KayleyMackenzie]

I like how Ryan speaks down to Ethan about business as if Ethan hasn’t created his own empire? Like, sir, if you don’t know how production businesses work, just say that.

[@dubyabalthazar4598]

He needs to govern himself

[@A2Z83]

"govern yourself accordingly" sounds like a Walter White line if the show had gone on a few too many seasons.

[@LoryBelle]

It’s not uncommon at all for old media boomers to not understand nor respect the hard work and business sense the modern digital media stars put into their work. He probably thinks Ethan is just some douche with a camera in his basement who hit the lottery via some viral video and didn’t have to put any work into what he has. Unfortunately, there are influencers out there who definitely fit this description, but to think that of h3 is pretty ridiculous.

[@cau1471]

@@LoryBelle ding ding. Dudes a boomer. No doubt he doesn't think any entity that mostly exists online/on social media is some hack job by some weird kid. Remember, this is the same generation that has gone crazy on every gen after them being lazy, not wanting to work, entitled, etc.

[@deitybro]

@@A2Z83 And here I thought it was just me thinking how it sounded like a one star version of Walter's "apply yourself". Dude needs to sit down, all he is capable of cooking is flipped apps and Ponzi schemes.

[@mimi-jj8rg]

Noah Beck saying the app is flipped and then months later ending up in a legal document being referred to as "Mr Beck" is the most hilarious butterfly effect case lmao

[@icedmf]

snsnsnnsksNSSNSN

[@matthewgower]

Not really funny or a butterfly effect but ok

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

@@matthewgower kavkav is that you?

[@janyia3388]

@@cheekybananaboy3361 🤣🤣

[@saraj6079]

@@matthewgower ok "Matthew" *wink wink*

[@MadisonHopkinsMadHops]

Definitely need "Govern yourself accordingly" shirts when they win the lawsuit

[@ZenWaveCinema]

Yes

[@jassyromero9780]

this aged finely

[@beledx]

I hope Love Bot knows we appreciate his Bot comedy. It’s rarely commented on during the show but it’s Gold ❤️ 🤖

[@tanyaspedd1144]

Totally agree

[@candy2325]

Omg yes his chicken nugget filter face 😅

[@originall4693]

EXACTLY

[@briannamiranda361]

i was JUST thinking this lol he cracks me up

[@genericname8727]

The fact that it’s not commented on is part of what makes it so funny imo

[@ѕнмѕ-г3ж]

Ryan's lawsuit shows how much he watches the podcats, he's a secret fan lol

[@megs9817]

🐈💕🐈‍⬛💕

[@mw7845]

Fan behavior

[@inz1]

That’s what legal aids are for. I doubt he’s watching and listening so he can write and file the claims himself.

[@brittv420]

@@inz1 lmao imagine he hired someone whose job currently is just to stay up to date with ethan and the podcast. love that 😂

[@janehopkins8116]

Well his lawyers are paid specifically to review every video and get all the info… BUT Ryan is still def watching.

[@Snomadu]

Trisha’s definitely peeking in on this video seeing if the titles about her

[@brian8507]

When do they talk about the DMs

[@maureenstott5530]

Hahaha she got her 50 video titles at the read to clap back

[@tobechinese]

you just know that she watches every video he makes anyway 💀

[@brian8507]

Seriously tell me when they talk about the DMs ... I can't stand watching Ethans content

[@Phantasmen]

@@brian8507 then don't watch ethans stuff? oh and btw you can just look through the video by yourself, took me 3 seconds to find it

[@kiwi7455]

ab just standing there reading the lyrics in a robe is fucking sending me

[@nickfrancis6542]

Idk why but the “is this Ryan Kavanaugh? Or is this him?” Pointing at Harvey just makes me lose it every time 😂

[@Unknown333-d1n]

What gets me is when Dan is truly annoyed about it 😂

[@dirtylittle5percent876]

Yes me too! That shits so funny

[@madelinsky1976]

@@Unknown333-d1n Dan literally just makes it so much funnier 💀

[@ZoeClarkTattooer]

I like the photos Love puts on his screen, they’re like little Easter Eggs

[@relaxationstation7634]

AB standing in the robe talk singing is the best part of the song.

[@davidalvarado750]

When Ethan does the keemstar “huh???” It’s funnier

[@IamRavara]

"If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the same holds true for the lack thereof" i want to work hard enough to be able to call my enemies ugly in public court

[@cande8364]

Being uploaded at the EXACT second i decide to go on my lunch break? There is ABSOLUTELY NO SUCH THING as a coincidence. Love you guys xxx

[@CatDadJai]

Hope you're having a good day at work! Enjoy your break!

[@bakedBeanz-420]

Same here! Watching this at lunch!

[@holanatymuffins]

Lunch buddies!

[@brittneyholcomb3478]

same!

[@noemimendoza3143]

Me 4!

[@batorsagandszerelem4474]

The soundbite of Keemstar going "HUH?!?" is probably my new favorite 🤣🤣

[@16Craft82]

Mine too!

[@Maya_Si]

Hilarious.

[@A2Z83]

in a book?! Huh?, whats a book

[@candy2325]

Omggg yes 😭 it’s so stupid lol

[@AmandaViGMusic]

i love how gary & donna are like “😁😁 yeah the roads were dangerous and it was a scary place !!!😁😁😁😁😁”

[@peepobeebo]

I’m gonna be honest, the fact that AB’s tiktok was all normie content, primarily thirst trap normie content, makes it the most cursed.

[@paulaangelina7750]

I was thinking the same.

[@TheTheawesomeguy35]

I’m literally crying of laughter right now at the fact that Triller put the fact that Ethan said their app is flipped as evidence of defamation and his lawyer actually had to respond to it

[@squirrellovebz24]

I CRIED

[@MeowNya16]

Is that a jinjo for your profile pic ?

[@lastplayer7048]

"If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the same holds true for the lack thereof." 😂

[@tristabelle]

The statement Triller wanted Ethan to recite reads like a child's book report.

[@CADsAnonymous]

I honestly thought Ethan was doing a bit

[@CornOnMacabre69]

If you told me Gabbie Hanna wrote that shit I would believe it immediately on faith, no question

[@nathalieandparis]

That’s crappy lawyers for you 🤣

[@stripcheese88]

@@nathalieandparis you get what you pay for 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[@jgamez106]

@@stripcheese88 and Triller probably over payed for them 😂

[@kristiriley]

The fact that Triller wanted Ethan to help "threaten" other people into paying the $50 fee in that ridiculous statement is absolutely insane.

[@jjlee9389]

What’s more insane is that they actually thought he’d do it lmao

[@luiza.limaneves]

It's probably so they can later fudge details about who watched the fights legally

[@emisolis4977]

Hearing Dan say “bussy” was a shock, two very different aspects of my life colliding

[@hann6139]

LOL

[@markjuarez6538]

What is that?

[@gillytrups4858]

@@markjuarez6538 thats boy p*ssy cuz. lmao yk the booty

[@theworldisquiethere420]

HAHA SAME

[@maragaitan-strane3215]

🤣 Worlds are colliding

[@gothicxromantic]

“Govern yourself accordingly” IS HE A MEDIEVAL LORD IM DYING

[@kaitlynnharker3368]

I was giggling at that too

[@rickcamp7807]

Let your brain finish grown little boy

[@alexiabooth5460]

This comment 😭💀

[@dylanszymanski1989]

As a law school student I gotta say that motion is brilliant. The "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" line made me actually laugh out loud.

[@Sbs349]

Hahaha same

[@batorsagandszerelem4474]

Ethan's lawyers got a good sense of humor. Probably got it from him when they worked on the Matt Hoss case 🤣🤣

[@gabygalvante4184]

I wanna know what zacks sound board looks like. He’s gotten too quick with it.

[@nosteviewonder8959]

I've honestly wondered the same thing 😅

[@Mandypandy615]

I think about this every episode

[@KayleyMackenzie]

I think about this all the tiiiime I wanna know his set-up

[@yungpedro17]

Just a program where he saves soundbytws under names and can just put keywords for specific onws

[@Skibidibobobeebop]

Behind the scenes ep talks about it

[@roosifdraculamcdoosif3092]

Dan saying 'homophobe' to AB when he was saying he ate at chik-fil-a for a week KILLED me😂

[@komfykoala6083]

Regardless their chicken is delicious.

[@MiuXiu]

@@komfykoala6083 it’s pretty easy to make it at home, tastes exactly the same

[@tucci06]

@SpawnPK Tom Hanks Yeah there's a big sign that says "No gays allowed". Get real, dude. They couldn't do that, lol.

[@kelligirl1210]

I’m so grateful to live in the US where we don’t always agree but it’s not common practice to be violent & inhumane towards those we don’t align with. Yes we have flaws and there are bad apples in all groups but it’s not common practice to behave inhumanly. We have the right to choose to support who we want to 😊 Love that for us ♥️

[@MiuXiu]

@@kelligirl1210 are you being sarcastic

[@jaebell5894]

Because KavKav called you guys a “toy podcast” - why don’t you make merch of alphabet blocks that spell out “H3 podcast”

[@hyon2441]

a teddy bear would make me buy it

[@missbshook9574]

I got Eminems "Toy soldier" stuck in my head after reading this!🤣

[@kaleyogden]

omg w a little teddy bear 🥺 this needs to happen

[@blues4804]

You are so corny, Jae.

[@erinanne3811]

@@blues4804 kav is that u

[@commentetiquettestudent1788]

OFF THE RAILS is the new FAMILIES, all the boys and girls together, laughing, kidding with each other, that's how a real family is!

[@oranha]

Except hilas not there 😔

[@darkenergy7526]

Ted Bundy or Ted Cruz?

[@abbsterlicious5186]

YES I LOVE IT

[@paulinerocha9153]

I really like your show . Keep At it!!!🥰

[@1270-s6k]

@@AxxLAfriku what

[@milkteamachine]

Genuine request for a "toy podcast" shirt, it could just be a bunch of teddy bears recording a pod. Would be so cute.

[@maamham]

I actually laughed out loud when Love said "there are enough conservatives in there" referring to the chicken sandwich taco😂 That was so cute.

[@Loots420]

i thought that was Lovely™ moment 2

[@nifoob977]

Libs are easily amused

[@jayce6172]

@ensamhet yea but still cute

[@nicciday8434]

@ensamhet that’s so interesting! I wondered where that mistake came from

[@Evansux1301]

Reminds me of when I tried to directly translate preservatives from English to French and I ended up just saying condom in French 😅

[@hiyaitsmariah452]

Am I the only one who feels SO bad for Love that he doesn't get to participate in the food tasting with the crew? 😕

[@218SerenaH]

Ya but don’t forget they did ship him his own cake last week.

[@zyres_]

also dan

[@purge440]

@@218SerenaH 😂😂😂

[@dutchie444]

@@218SerenaH they need to send him hollandaise sauce

[@elirave4027]

Yes

[@TheJoobel]

"If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the same holds true for the lack thereof." Put that on the shirt with Ryan and sell it. I'd buy it in an instant.

[@spyczech]

Yesss i could see that in crotchet live laugh love style letters

[@Rainbowpillz1029]

Beauty is in the eye when you hold her"

[@re_i_gn]

I just love to imagine some grizzled judge who has gone through some of the worst cases imaginable to mankind, silently chuckling to themselves when they read that line.

[@MonkeyT78]

For real, why was the original shirt idea offensive? He said they shouldn't do it cuz he can see why it's offensive, is it cuz people think it makes light of Kavanaughs offenses or what? It was legendary

[@gloomsi]

@@MonkeyT78 because he wanted to put Harvey Weinstein on it?? he is a convicted rapist and that would be insensitive to rape victims

[@Shteca]

This is one of the most unhinged law suites ever. That statement they wanted Ethan to say is just the most insane thing ever

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Sam falling asleep with the taco bell and then waking up again to finish it really spoke to my spirit. 😔🙏🌮🔥

[@KaylainKY]

I would absolutely love to hear more about Gary and Donna's life in Mexico, why they decided to move there, where they lived, what they loved about, it would so be so interesting!

[@missbelle_elle]

They need a whole show of their own

[@X-jimmi-X]

Sam: I feel like everyone thinks I eat it so often, I really don’t… Ian: You really do.

[@dubyabalthazar4598]

Lol got em

[@roseharvey2664]

Only 3 times this week....

[@sammi0367]

I love Sam shes so funny and adorable

[@kayla5834]

Pffff 💀😭😂

[@suresoundsgreat]

@@sammi0367 sameeee i wish they were on camera more :(

[@kyzygod]

a shirt with Ryan and Harvey on it that says “If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the same holds true for the lack thereof” would make my life 😭

[@baileytrujillo1834]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@kit106]

I don’t think he could do the pic of Ryan but I think just a shirt with that would be dope

[@kyzygod]

@@kit106 i really hope they do it i’d buy at least 2 😂

[@kit106]

@@kyzygod haha honestly it’s a funny saying in general

[@clarkmckenzie8198]

Jesus Christ Zach’s soundbites are reaching legendary status

[@davidperry767]

The sound lad can't be beat

[@cassandracornwell7595]

Love in the background turning himself into a chicken nugget and no one saying anything is giving me life

[@samgo288]

I couldn’t stop laughing!! Hahaha

[@akimlaberge-touat362]

Love is great

[@OopsBigSad]

My favorite part of the week seeing what Ethan will do to get cancelled

[@destiny2980]

That’s right let’s GOOOOO BAAAYYBEEEE

[@OopsBigSad]

@@destiny2980" off the rails fuck baby, fucking Thursday baby" even ft Gabe 😂

[@ChArLiE-1chaz9]

bait comment

[@We_Are_All_Vultures]

Not much

[@Holio88]

Ethan getting canceled?😂 He would never jeopardize all the money coming in off you guys. Lets be real.

[@intothevoid10]

Nah y’all did love dirty he absolutely won, Dan gets honorable mention

[@TMichelle555]

“hes got them Megan knees” Ethan: i don’t even know what that means Lmaooo reference to Megan Thee stallion, love when his boomerness peeks through

[@Sam-tp8ri]

I didn’t know either 😅

[@mushroomdew]

I'm 24 I don't know what that meant

[@TMichelle555]

@@mushroomdew I'm 30 and knew what it meant 😳

[@ggelston97]

@@mushroomdew I'm also 24 and didn't know what it meant lol

[@commanderpinkie7617]

I’m 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

[@PotatoVomit]

At this point Love is like the spirit animal of the viewers/listeners of the podcast. He's always just chilling and eating in the background lmao so jokes.

[@sabrina.bailarina]

I was just thinking the same thing! 💖😭

[@yuliiza]

TIMESTAMPS 1:28 - "imagine" remake 7:00 - amazon + dad story 17:17 - taco bell taste test 25:02 - ryan kavanaugh & triller 1:02:56 - cursed tiktoks 1:50:18 - pauly shore 1:53:34 - logan paul nft's

[@cancandice6686]

Thank you!!!!

[@nandan9759]

I immediately scroll down to find your comment on every podcast. Please never stop doing this you're a legend

[@yuliiza]

@@nandan9759 pinky promise!

[@bobeanie5642]

Thank you so much!

[@laurenthomas1513]

I’m so thankful for you

[@shanzillaa]

Love turning himself into chicken on his itty bitty tablet around 20:04 has me cracking up so much

[@orangebear09ac]

WHO IS HE? WHAT DOES HE DO? for the longest i thought he was just a looped vid like not even a real person i’m so confused

[@-notnicole-9086]

When Dan said "Unc off the percs again" I absolutely lost it LMAO

[@mementomori.goodbye.5104]

😭😭😭

[@jonathanbaes414]

they read comments like boomers its so funny

[@kayla7562]

Lmao that & them not knowing what “hit a lick” means. 😂

[@jonathanbaes414]

@@kayla7562 frrrr lmaoo

[@girly.imp69]

@@jonathanbaes414 your comment says “translate to English” because KZbin thought you were speaking another language

[@JamesMP]

I would love to see a sketch of Ethan reading the Triller statement like Marina Joyce when everyone though that she had been kidnapped. Real "under the gun", "blink twice for help" sort of shit.

[@laurabee9788]

This is an amazing idea for their next sketch!!! They at LEAST have to do this after they win this bullshit lawsuit 🤣

[@bookchick101]

The “book, huh??” Soundbite absolutely kills me

[@madelinsky1976]

literally read this as he played it. absolute greatest 🤣

[@arthousecommons3802]

The boookaaa

[@christmastiger]

Am I the only one who felt a little crazy when they voted Ethan to win the cursed Tiktok challenge? Not only did a video from the same creator show up (twice) but they weren't all that cursed they were just conservative/rural people. The grandma in the underwear was by far the best one he had but the rest I know Ethan would have clowned on if it were anyone else's submission.

[@seraygursoy4563]

Seriously Zach or love should’ve won

[@mayjailer932]

i thought loves was the best

[@kittycatLOVExoxo]

yeah i loove this podcast but idk why ethan gets so offended when he loses so they all just kinda pander and let him win lol

[@alisondelli-gatti8500]

I literally said the same thing like?? it seems like they’re afraid to all acknowledge anything negative towards him, even him not winning a tiktok challenge lmao

[@Dr.LongMonkey]

@@kittycatLOVExoxo Over the past few months Ethan has been slowly reverting into a child. He was a teenager for a while but he had must’ve had a traumatic experience or something to make him revert

[@danicat]

the fact that kavanaughs message went unread for weeks is hilarious

[@kicobry]

Months !

[@tedisadangerousjedi]

I love that Love always changes his picture according to what they’re talking about. I died when I saw his little chicken nuggy face 😂❤️

[@tyrong3075]

Dan’s little, “homophobe.” Comment when Ab was talking about binge eating Chick-fil-a kilt me

[@pariahcarrey]

The realness

[@DancingWithLucifer]

i love him

[@missasoup]

20:52

[@nataliethomas444]

💯🤣

[@JoannaSternbergYoutube]

Haha AB said “chicken-fil-et”

[@M-L350]

i’m freaking out at the fact that “if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the same holds true for the lack thereof” is in the official answer to this complaint

[@sashablack1528]

yea, I was like , did they just call him ugly ? lol

[@ghostangel333]

Ethan, you drove this train completely off the rails and into a fiery pit of hell. Beautiful job.

[@jimmybrungus2552]

Love is honestly so funny just with his facial expressions and the images he puts on his screen.

[@Krissybelle]

Skinwalkers are absolutely not a creepypasta. It's Navajo lore about a harmful witch who has the ability to turn into any animal or person or possess them.

[@usagiespeon8367]

Ethan can’t be open minded for shit lol

[@tevadotzip]

​@@usagiespeon8367 no need for a claim like that, it just seems no one on the crew was aware of the true origin. given that the concept *has* recently been used by stereotypical creepypasta type content, it doesn't surprise me that's the extent of general knowledge.

[@spyczech]

It would be interesting to see a long form look at how creepy pasta can rebrand and use indigenous or global legends etc to appeal to middle class white zoomers

[@goldguy4185]

@@tevadotzip he is pretty damn ignorant at a lot of times tho. Thank god for the crew.

[@awolfkissedbyfire]

I feel like whenever it flashes over to Dan, Love is just in the background doing something random each time

[@LandoBacon]

My favorite part of the show is occasionally checking in on love and he's just got a filter on 😂

[@tabithastarr3386]

Ethan skipping Zach and playing Donna, Gary, and AB’s then saying yea we’re not gonna get claimed for this KILLED me💀

[@paintersppictures9846]

All fax no printer. Zach is on his king shit!

[@d4ryenne]

@@paintersppictures9846 on god

[@tommysk8r94]

It was annoying because he wouldn’t get claimed for a cover

[@jaebell5894]

Holy shit Gabe’s part of the “imagine” video made me DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@_Dakodabear]

"What were we going for, Ableism?" made me crack the hell up

[@majamanadotexe744]

I was just looking for a video to watch while getting ready for class…. We are energetically aligned h3 crew!

[@melinaperez7057]

There is no such thing as a Coincidence

[@KayleyMackenzie]

There’s no such thing as a coincidence!

[@yurinoworry]

there’s no such coincidence as a thing

[@raisasosa2248]

THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A COINCIDENCE BB!!!!

[@ashg2895]

Random question! Does anyone know if Zach is in a Band &/or releases Music? I would love to listen to his music as he is very talented. ✌🏻&❤

[@xtrastrengthsassx1269]

The “HUH?!” sound byte is KILLING ME

[@stagtite]

Love is like the visual version of Zach's sound bites. So funny all the goofs he does

[@420nelia5]

ethan and the crew having no idea what “hit a lick” means when me and my friends use that slang religiously has me weak🤣🤣. i love you guys so much y’all so pure❤️

[@toral3]

"what is it we're going for??? ableism??" - fucking killed me. 1:27:03

[@fizzzycat4389]

I’m disabled myself and was absolutely dying at that joke lmao well done Ethan

[@essesinryoutub]

That "huh" have me dying everytime, zach is getting better and better with the soundbytes!

[@popcornbraden5395]

Book huh?

[@bamworkitdougiepose]

That Keem “Ha?” is the best soundbite ever 😂

[@ericross2287]

I laugh every single time i hear it, but my favorite is 41:01

[@zhdrums3872]

We need a monthly episode with donna where over the month people send in their crazy relationship questions or seeking advice and Donna and Ethan bring back the dump him button and make it a monthly thing.

[@addisonrennee5459]

Yesssss I miss Donna, it was so nice to even see her for a bit this episode!

[@Sevrapond]

@@addisonrennee5459 my thoughts exactly! She is so soothing, miss her so bad 🥺🤍

[@samanthaferguson2017]

I’m the one that took Donna and Gary’s order at the Roxy Theater! i had to hook it up with the extra popcorn for my fav family!❤️ my manger didn’t care btw ! he thought it was cool they came into to support !! thank you for the shoutout best day of my life 🥰🥰

[@kiaraeshi]

shoutout to your family Sam

[@raniaa2734]

why do i feel rare that i saw this comment.

[@carly9861]

❤️❤️

[@empac8631]

How do you feel that Donna gave you a shout out

[@vickymay4616]

Stand up Sam!!

[@masonorourke7426]

Ja Rule - "That's fraud", "I would call that uhh.. fraud" are the funniest soundbites I have ever heard. Crack me up every time!

[@jen-wk1bc]

can we get a kavanaugh shirt that says ‘this is the first time for ME in a fair use lawsuit’

[@trueshipsxxx2018]

You, sir, need to govern yourself! 🤣

[@TheLstark]

That would be epic!

[@sophiarojas1659]

it’s the second time tho 😔

[@jen-wk1bc]

@@sophiarojas1659 not for kavanaugh😎

[@bananabanana4290]

Ethan has taught us that most rich or “famous” people stay rich by suing every single chance they get

[@kelsey8436]

In business- we never ask if we will be sued, only when and how often 😂

[@xSwordLilyx]

Good way to go broke too

[@RAINBOWRASHES]

Respect to Dan as a fellow vegan for trying to educate them on the global impact of food corporation…in the most subtle way

[@gbach919]

The keemstar "book, huh?" Is my new favorite clip on the show right now

[@Maya_Si]

Saaaame

[@HellocarlyK]

53:05 Stand up Dan, that was fire “I am more of an asset guy than I am a liability guy“

[@maloriemariee]

sly ass comment

[@xxrawrxninjaxx]

I struggle with such bad anxiety and have so much going on in my personal life for months now. I can’t seem to get a hang on things something is always missing or going wrong, but it’s been so nice to be able to come to the H3 podcast and breathe for a couple hours. I’ve been a H3 fan for awhile and I’m so thankful for the podcast because it seriously mentally helps me have something to look forward to.

[@jrry]

I feel like I'm hyper focused on Love and his little memes

[@missasoup]

he definitely deserves more recognition

[@doityourselfbombs]

same

[@RecklessMackey]

Ian was a CLEARRR winner of the cursed tiktok. ethan’s was SO NORMAL.

[@larzly333]

Hard agree

[@jayce6172]

Bruh if Ethans was normal then idek

[@JangoFettuccini]

bruh thank you. Love’s was better than ethan’s

[@genericname8727]

He had TikToks that would be normal for people who aren’t me. Like, it’s not tiktoks I’d be recommended or want to see but wasn’t what he wound up showing basically just conservative/country Americans? Like, two of those were just some middle aged guy dancing (and the dance wasn’t cursed even if the man expresses poor beliefs elsewhere), one was a middle aged guy whining about how people won’t just block him if they don’t like his content, one I think was a woman responding to someone about how she’s not that poor or something, and two of them were just a middle aged guy with a poor camera angle and poor grooming talking to the camera. Other than that there was someone in a dress, which I couldn’t hear clearly what they said so idk if it was cursed, and that person at the end in their underwear, which I’d say was maybe a bit cursed. How were they defining cursed though if they thought Ethan’s was consistently cursed? Apparently a woman breastfeeding was even considered cursed? Idk.. When I first opened the app I was shown content I don’t even think was allowed on the app based on their own rules. There’s some truly unsettling things and strange people on that app. Honestly, AB’s was probably the most cursed just because the thirst traps are cursed since you don’t know how old they are and that culture, while mainstream, is pretty cursed. Other than that I’d say Ian probably should’ve won.

[@sarahjane3338]

They should have done a poll

[@eloh9821]

“I’m more of an asset guy than a liability guy myself” 😂 Dan is so damn funny

[@katieholm6904]

37:00 - 1:10:00 This is the most off the rails segment I’ve ever seen. Anyone else proud of them for standing up for themselves privately, publicly, and with so much sass. 👏H3 please stand up 👏