it said what?

[@zach11241]

US: “How can we help you?” Russia: “We have deployed new radar system to destroy HIMA....” US: “Nice! That’s a smart choice! We’ll just do a calculation here and add a one and.... it’s gone!” *minute or two of silence* Russia: “What?” US: “It’s gone.” Russia: “What do you mean? Gone?” US: “Yup. Your radar. It’s gone. It’s all gone.” Russia: “No. it was just on the battlefiel....” US: “Yup. It’s gone. Next please!”

[@jloiben12]

This is good but it should be Ukraine, not US

[@ashleys9634]

Love the South Park reference. I literally laughed out loud at this comment

[@spooky6408]

US: I said good day sir!

[@Th3Kingism]

$250 million dollars gone...reduced to ash

[@MrBYRON-iv5uo]

"No, it's still there.... and there.... and a little bit more over there.."

[@lilbelt7351]

“I do open heart surgery with a sledgehammer” is by far one of the coldest phrases I’ve ever heard.

[@TheCulturedMan34]

Worst part is he's right

[@rh8346]

Gotta love Israel

[@thatcringyplaneguy]

Only with context.

[@NameName2.0]

France smiling after America realizing why they helped is wholesome. I am honestly so happy a thread of history tid bits has erupted beneath this comment, genuinely sick.

[@fumarc4501]

Everybody give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchmen!

[@andrewleger37]

​@@fumarc4501LAFAYETTE

[@flare0114]

​@@fumarc4501 Lafayette!

[@MizterTonik]

"Viva La Liberty" - France in this video

[@silverjohn6037]

In fairness the French Republic had nothing to do with it. The American's won the rebellion against their oppressive king by taking help from a much more oppressive French king. Politics is complicated.

[@VictanysVOD]

As a typical frenchman, seeing that ending made me laugh so hard. And the accent is spot on keep going I LOVE IT. I haven't laugh this much since the NASCAR short XD. Keep going ^^.

[@alexey2113]

seconded as a typical frenchman

[@HogW1ld385]

As an American farmer I salute those farmers in other countries that put up such a wonderful and beautiful fight against their governments horrible agriculture policies. Let that shit fly!

[@LackofFaithify]

Only, what, $30 billion a year in subsidies, hard times, jesus wept.

[@Connor_Roush]

Well, you cared cuz Jews told you to care. Lmao.

[@Klaaism]

Sure sure... But has the shit hit the fans yet?

[@denisdrozdoff2926]

Yeah US is well known for it's harsh policy of smothering farmers with cash. So sad.

[@DanielJoyce]

Usually it's the govt paid them to produce a shit ton of red wine. Then it turns out there is too much red wine So then they paid them to turn it into ethanol So there is too much ethanol So then the govt says they're gonna cut payments. It's usually the French offering excessive subsidies for some French thing then realizing they are drowning in it, then cutting subsidies.

[@sleepycandle2642]

The fact that Russia’s radar didn’t even last a full day in use is making me realize just how much of a tech difference there is between the US and Russia. It’s also freaking hilarious, God bless!

[@robertarrowood3651]

The absolute best part is that the people using the us systems have know where near the amount of training and practice as an American has with it.

[@SirChaosS]

remember. the disparity is only because the US built based on what Russia CLAIMED they had. If Russia had been honest there would be no disparity.

[@commanderdan2319]

​@@SirChaosS Yeah, the last time we took Russia seriously, we built the F15

[@shadowbandit3975]

@@SirChaosS Yep learned that quickly in the military. We always assume Russia can do these bad ass things theoretically. Then I learn later it really is just theoretically. But we train to that standard nonetheless.

[@commanderdan2319]

I mean, $768.25 billion a year do that to a mf 😂

[@kadendookie178]

"gmlr says fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, your radar" 😂😂

[@SteveInLava]

Russia's still fighting like it's the 20th century while Ukraine has 21st century equipment is something to say the least.

[@raymondcroteau]

@@SteveInLava And yet both are still probably using those WWI/WWII weapons that they pulled out of packing grease. Although, a lot of that use is pretty ingenious I will say.

[@Kingborax501-ce3ju]

Love how in half an hour he has 20k views 😂

[@yousaidthusly461]

🫵

[@Nightdare]

@@raymondcroteau Just because something is old, doesn't mean it can't be deadly and reliable .50 M2 Browning says "Hi!"

[@AeroGuy07]

"We do open heart surgery with a sledgehammer." I almost cried.

[@DemitriVladMaximov]

The Maccabean Revolts were very successful, so there is a history of Israel bringing down the "hammer".

[@Maybe_Me_Maybe_Not]

As an Israeli this goes so hard in so many ways you can’t even understand.

[@scottydoesntno]

Israel is handling the situation the way so many Americans wanted us to handle it. I remember when everyone was saying we should just turn the Middle East into a glass factory because it’s the only way to stop them

[@Malphorus]

@@Maybe_Me_Maybe_Not Got that Hebrew Hammer.

[@Maybe_Me_Maybe_Not]

@@MalphorusIk my English still sucks, I’m still learning…

[@h.a.9880]

The Yastreb-AV system is said to cost 250 Million dollars and I like to put that into perspective the following way: HIMARS is 4.3 Million a pop, so all 39 HIMARS launchers in Ukraine + 2 full pods of M31 GMLRS per launcher cost less than the Yastreb-AV. HIMARS has been in service in Ukraine for 18 months and we've not yet seen reliable evidence for the loss of a single truck. Yastreb-AV was in service less than 18 _hours_ and we have 4K resolution footage of it turning into a tea strainer already.

[@minecraftfox4384]

USA! USA! USA! Lol

[@flyboy6392]

Let's not forget that Boeing and Saab are probably using it to test systems like the GLSDB systems, basically putting a GPS-guided glide bomb on the end of a rocket and yeeting it into the air to glide down upon the enemy

[@crazynedry5085]

Now *that* is fucking impresive Come on russia Waste more money :)

[@ToastyMozart]

​@@flyboy6392For something crazy cheap like $20k a shot too.

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

The US made that gear to fight an peer foe. Russia ever since the dawn of the coldwar has acted like a major threat, an equal, maybe even higher foe so every chance the US was given, we made gear to rival or surpass Russian equipment. That gear was made for one purpose, to finish its job and to stop any threats from Russia and in the words of this channel, "its not the US fault you were lying this entire time". Edit 12 hours later: How to know I'm correct? Russian view managers or whatever you wish to call them, the people paid to try and slowly make people no longer support Ukraine and support Russia, in 12 hours not one has replied. Normally they reply or comment on within 30 minutes.

[@LighthawkTenchi]

As a Floridian, I can assure everyone that Russia absolutely does not want this smoke. We deal with old people, New Englanders/Yorkers, gators, sharks, and hurricanes all the time, Russia is an easy mid morning commute for us

[@BuckeyeNut123]

"We deal with old people" That phrase alone says so much....

[@LighthawkTenchi]

⁠@@BuckeyeNut123They’re actually generally harmless unless either behind a wheel or in front of a counter, the latter with a checkbook. I do hear that parties in the Villages get…weird. Explains the skyrocketing STI rate there, anyway

[@schaddenkorp6977]

@@LighthawkTenchi Checkbook and a stack of coupons, all of which are expired.

[@Hailiums]

Where I live in Florida actually has a relatively high population of Russians and Ukrainians. They get along just fine.

[@truekurayami]

@@Hailiums For one simple reason, they aren't in Russia or Ukrain so they don't have to deal with the bullshit on their front door.

[@Cedar_Wolf]

That French accent isn't bad. If you ever do a historical series, may we please see more France?

[@airgunbubba2505]

Agreed

[@raymondcroteau]

I was about to comment on it, but then remembered that all the French accents I know are from the three+ varieties of French that are in Canada.

[@blkavy519]

You must appreciate... 😂

[@staz3014]

as a french person i agree, i'm proud of the farmers basically carrying the country's economy. If they have to smear shit on administrative buildings to be heard, then so be it

[@nemohimself2580]

Only if it's a documentary about farming. I want to hear him say "agricultural" more.

[@sgtslaughter54]

As a man who plays around with a lot of accents, I can appreciate the work it took to say agricultural in a French accent. It woulda been a helluva lot easier to just say it in French, but nope, you stuck to your guns. Live by the sword, die by the sword. Well done, sir.

[@wheelerthree]

Aglirilcultulre.... No... Agrililculture..... no... algereculture... no.... hmmm... yeah, it's hard, lol

[@KnawedOne]

Your accents are getting better. 😎

[@candiman4243]

Counter-battery don't mean much if they hit it on the first go. Good luck tracking the trajectory when you're in 500,000 pieces. Least you know the end point...

[@benoithudson7235]

They tracked the trajectory very accurately and know *exactly* where the GMLRS went. Mission accomplished!

[@Fierymedic2015]

@@benoithudson7235😂😂😂

[@lairdcummings9092]

"...and in Olympic news, the Russian Javelin team won the coin toss, and elected to receive."

[@lairdcummings9092]

Oh, and the GMLRS rockets in this strike used the Mk30/31 mod warheads - blast fragmentation. So, 'colander,' not 500000 pieces. As in "I can use your fancy radar array to drain my pasta." 😁

[@bulldowozer5858]

They got front row seats to the gun show!

[@TDoubleDub]

The more and more I have educated myself on history, the more I'm learning that all the stereotypes I learned in my youth about other countries were a problem with leadership's decisions being generalized; the French populace has a massive FAFO energy. It's like "haha French always surren--" **Stares in horror at the accounts during revolution and resistance measures during occupations.** Like, there is no shelf life on revenge. Also: French Foreign Legion -- I can't name one other first world country so well known for racking a bolt and handing people a green card chambered in 556.

[@233Deadman]

Oh yeah, there's a reason a lot of the military language still used originates from French. They were massively successful for a long time, the stereotype comes from a combination of WW2, where pretty much everyone in Europe got steamrolled by the Germans anyway in the early part of it, and The Simpsons with the "cheese eating surrender monkeys" gag. And the current French protests? Those are mild compared with times when they did things like destroy pretty much every speed camera in the country.

[@danelynch7171]

​@@233Deadmanhahaha yeah... That "cheese eating surrender monkeys" line was classic. Got in the head of an entire generation!😂😂 But the French people are WILD when they start their rioting! It's a sight to behold!😂

[@MurasakiTsukimaru]

Hundred Years War (which actually lasted more like 116 years but that doesn't have the same ring). When you're willing to go to war with someone for roughly 6 generations, you get laugh at bitches who talk about you surrendering

[@LAZERAK47V2]

France surrendered in WWII because they were completely overwhelmed, their tactics were horrendously outdated and they suffered logistically from sharing a continent with Germany. England has the English Channel to defend them from Blitzkrieg, Germany was forced to rely on naval superiority (and even with Uboats and an updated military doctrine, England still held a heavy advantage in that theater, thanks to their already powerful navy and the support of overseas colonies) and air superiority (which Hitler admittedly shot himself in the foot with). France took the full brunt of the Luftwaffe and the Panzer corps. They simply never had a chance. So they had to surrender. But even then, the French resisted, both domestically and internationally. They were occupied, certainly, but they were never conquered.

[@MurasakiTsukimaru]

@@LAZERAK47V2 Also they were still pretty fucked from the previous war. Couldn't win; couldn't manage a pyrrhic victory. But they could (to quote that far overquoted metal band) resist and bite.

[@realmenhavelittledogs2661]

Can everyone please agree that the most respected name in news and information in the world is HLCNN?

[@Dallows65]

... I don't get it.

[@Valiran9]

HLCNN: Habitual LineCrosser News Network.

[@Atalas5]

Habitual LineCrosser News Network@@Dallows65

[@Trapsarentgay133]

I’d say donut news network is up there too

[@ClokworkGremlin]

Second, honestly. Babylon Bee's track record is insane.

[@alwelle3902]

It always surprises me that so few people grasp “the inverse square law” for sound and emf … if you go hunting for bad things in the dark with a flashlight, the bad things can detect the flashlight BEFORE you can get enough reflection to detect the bad things.

[@magnuskain278]

Damn thats slick commen cents delivery

[@Robert08010]

That may be true but if they are watching in IR, they can see your body heat even BEFORE you turn the flashlight on.

[@Typexviiib]

@@Robert08010i think you completely missed his point.

[@alwelle3902]

@@Robert08010 um ... I was using the flashlight as an analogy. Think real hard about, given the context of the video, what I was really talking about.

[@Robert08010]

I don't need to. I was trying (and possibly failing) to agree with you. @@alwelle3902

[@E46_wagonlover]

I just want to say as a Floridian I’m so proud of how we’re represented

[@ismaeljimenez6562]

He should probably throw in badly accented Spanish in there for Florida I'd think it be funny

[@Mae_Dastardly]

"Now about them gays-"

[@TheKyrix82]

​@Mae_Dastardly Give ys a break, he's out this cycle and can't run again until someone else has a term. After the Disney thing, I don't see him getting elected again

[@Mae_Dastardly]

@@TheKyrix82 Lmao don't worry I was mostly joking, I know most floridians aren't on board with his unhinged bs, the ones that voted for him probably just liked his covid policies n shit

[@SirChaosS]

same!!

[@blazerjack117]

As a French, i gretly appreciate and salute the effort you put into that accent. And our farmers are not only getting railed by our governement, but by the European government as well. And since apparently, french-revolutioning corrupt and inept nobles and politician isn't allowed anymore, we're doing what we can. No wonder we're the n°1 consumer of anti-depressant in Europe.

[@WombatDave]

I mean, it wasn't technically allowed any of the previous times.

[@christopherboucher2171]

Its not that you cant start a revolution anymore. Its more of your government wanting you to think you cant revolt. Nothing has changed. As governed people, we still out number them.

[@theghostofthomasjenkins9643]

yeah, the thing about revolutions is they typically are never allowed. it's also what makes them so fun.

[@tamrabrawley4573]

It’s happened at least 17 times. As an American, I’ve got popcorn and I’m waiting for number 18. Full sendto our French bread in.

[@tamrabrawley4573]

Brethren. Not bread in….

[@RTJsims]

Israel calling out the US “open heart surgery” im fuckin ded. 😂😂😂

[@spikymikie]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Almost made me swallow my own tounge" 🤣🤣🤣 God I would love to be a fly on the wall when the voices in your head have a board of directors meeting. (A live stream of that would be insane. ) Your content is amazing. And your humility is endearing. Mad respect from an old USAF vet brother!

[@noxious89123]

*tongue

[@jloiben12]

The saddest part of the insurgency bit at the end is that America’s current generation of leadership is only 1, maybe 2, generations away from when we did one of the only uncategorically successful military occupations. Like learn from Japan not Afghanistan/Iraq (even though the lessons are effectively the same)

[@joeyginise6051]

We did. We just learned the wrong lessons. Japan already had a democratic movement going on at the time of the occupation. So, it was easy to change them because they were already open to it. it also helped that the current government at the time had just lost a major war and consequently lost the trust and faith of the people. Islamic nations are so fundamentalist, that it is impossible to change them in any way. The Locals RESPECT the terrorists, they see them as holy. Why else did the Afghans capitulate so quickly. This is why the Gazans will NEVER revolt against Hamas for bringing war to their doorstep. Because they both hate the Jews and would rather be homeless than see a single Jew own an inch of land.

[@alexdurain3753]

@@OrzulthI… I think he did.

[@DarkMatterX1]

​@@Orzulth Wipe it clean.

[@cubefreak123]

@@joeyginise6051On top of this, Japan is an island chain. There aren’t other countries for any insurgents to hide in for years where the US can’t easily get to. Japan is also VERY homogenous, not split up along very deep ethnic or religious lines like so many ME countries.

[@Lustanda]

Lol no Japan was a growing regional power that basically kicked the teeth of every other regional power decades before the US decided to show up. Iraq is not even a functioning state. You can't build what isn't there in the first place.

[@VegetaLF7]

As funny as these are, my favorite things are people the world over all approving of how they're represented in these. From accents to dialog to attitude. Every video I go to check out the comments to see how people respond and it's almost always "we approve!"

[@Talon_Blue_Dragon]

I gotta appreciate France, we don't get enough of him

[@Choomfie]

as a frenchman, i fully appreciate and approve of the accent, keep it please i need more of this

[@KoRntech]

2:10 ya its like the 80's anti drug commercial with the yuppie dad confronting his teenage son, "Who taught you how to do this stuff?" His son's response, "I learned it by watching you!" He isnt wrong, lead by example that applies to alot of our issues across our nation to around the world. Our kids are watching us, and other nations are also watching us. That is just how powerful we are. We're just accustomed to some of it we give it a meh response if we acknowledge it.

[@Pennsylvania343]

A wise man learns from his mistakes but an even wiser man learns from the mistakes of others- Israel

[@jexlesentertainment7272]

I appreciate the laughs and hard work you do for us

[@thesteadingoffranya4423]

As a Canadian all i can say is i empathise with your tongue troubles. lol I find 4 or 5 shots of crown royal really help not swallowing your tongue lol good luck

[@jloiben12]

America: France. What is up with you? France: This is a day that ends in y. Obviously there are massive protests

[@redbasher636]

France is having protests In other news, the sky is blue

[@RyanEX2000]

Even the French don't like the French.

[@luc-zq7ku]

@@RyanEX2000 no no, we like other french, we just don't like the politician and people living in paris

[@reedmathews]

If it’s not a protest then it’s a possible revolution

[@DemitriVladMaximov]

@@luc-zq7ku As an American who hates the political elite of my own country, I deeply appreciate this fact.

[@Sydewinder86]

Israel learned from the US how NOT to handle an insurgency. Yep, they did get us there.

[@rapidrotation]

2:12 "he's out of line, but he's right"

[@birdjericho]

When we need more crops, we fertilize the fields. When we need less government "assistance," the procedure is very similar. When performed correctly, it also gives a **whole** new meaning to the phrase "spray and pray." Keep it up, my rural French siblings. :D

[@antarashnia84]

Man I can't get enough of these! Keep up the great work buddy.

[@Paludion]

As a French, I appreaciate your sacrifice in trying to say "agriculture". Bon rétablissement. ^^

[@bnsfgevoproductions]

YES, another eyes and face video. These are always funny and are my favorite! Keep up the great work!

[@docternoblex]

As someone who is primarily french, that accent was immaculate

[@jobanh7ify]

“Oh that’s nice, nice new radar, um GMLRs says fuck and(and I can’t stress this enough) your radar, it’s already destroyed” in less than 24 hours 😂😂😂 that has to be some sort of record

[@coffeegonewrong]

Let the competition begin. Next will be 6 hours, after that they’ll need to hit while it’s still in the crates. Does packing foam work as armor?

[@chanelno2137]

Please Please do a separate series about history. Different countries, accents and short 5 min historry lesson. Bring someone else to make dialogues as a script writer if necessary. I just want to hear more and more of this type of shit! Thank in advance :)

[@randykittelson2456]

He should team up with the Fat Electrician.

[@glorioustigereye]

Hetalia is an anime.

[@celticknight221]

… Wow… Russians deploying stuff that lasts only a day is becoming the standard…

[@mightymikethebear]

I love it when HL publishes Saturday morning cartoons.

[@evilfingers4302]

Open Heart Surgery with a Sledgehammer, dayum that's brutal.

[@ErukanuSenpai]

Damn, that burn against RuZZia, will go into Comedy History!

[@Taipan_3175]

With how badass the sledgehammer line is, I don't think Irael will mind if your accent sounds off.

[@TheArchaicFuture]

To get Into the accent, HLC needs to start with an "ehhhh.." trust me, it works

[@mrbodo69]

Yuuuuuup

[@WillSmith-wo2qt]

Dude! You rock! 😂 I laughed so hard at your delivery on this one! Bravo!

[@Nyxcha]

0:56 I KNEW THE MOMENT RUSSIA SAID THE PRICE TAG, THAT IT WAS GOING TO BLOW UP

[@Tea4_]

Going to end up with split personality disorder with all the diffrent characters Quality content tho

[@MonumentToSin]

"So I do open-heart surgery with a sledgehammer" goes hard, ngl

[@jameskarg3240]

That bit with Israel XD Oh yea, we DEFINATELY are realizing we created a monster now...

[@TrevorMoin]

Lost it at 2:54 about saying agricultural in a French accent! 😂

[@billcook7285]

Got to work on that Israeli accent, but you got that French rolling! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RichardPoxon-m3w]

I must thank HLC for not falling for the politicly correct way of looking at what's going on with the world and our country.

[@LibertarianEnt]

Damn. You made Israel make a really solid point. And now all i can picture the IDF as is Battle Beast from Invincible. It's not the nice way of dealing with terrorists, but damn if it ain't effective.

[@horrorfan117]

Effective? Yeah. That's why America isn't a country, South Vietnam is still a thing, and why Japan surrendered after it's main land cities were threatened. It's got a spotty success rate at best, and it almost assures that relations will be less than pleasant for years. If conflict doesn't reignite with some splinter faction first...

[@LibertarianEnt]

@@horrorfan117 pretty hard to have good relations with folks that want your ethnicity exterminated.

[@mcarrowtime7095]

He said terrorists numbnuts, those are very different fighting forces

[@stormisuedonym4599]

@@horrorfan117 America has excellent relationships with the UK, Vietnam , and Japan after only a few decades. Contrast that with the Middle East.

[@cyalknight]

They were nice enough with the Iron Dome for long enough.

[@rupertmiller9690]

Updooted for that last line alone. "Ah-gree-cuhl-cher-ahll." That's the good shite.

[@aethertech]

I was wondering if Israel would bring up the whole 20 years thing... AND THEY DID.

[@GuukanKitsune]

"We became the most powerful military in the world by just preparing for what you SAID you had. In retrospect we could have saved a couple billion dollars by not believing you." -US to Russia, paraphrased.

[@kalennighteyes]

Lmao I love these shorts so much. These are how I found you and now I'm sticking around for your long form stuff too. Thanks for all the laughs!

[@weaponizedpizza8825]

Even as a brit, I hold deep respect for the french when they protest. They really get shit done.

[@Ironeth]

once again, wouldn't have a clue what was going on (esp in france) without your 2 minute precis. You're doing god's work here

[@LELAZYDRAGON]

-"You must appreciate" French citizen here aaaaaand I did. That accent wasn't half bad and I enjoyed to see some recognition for our hard working farmers coming from someone who actually cares and will talk (even a lil) about them. Merci mon ami PS: Love your work, keep it up

[@TumultuousTitan]

France saying you must appreciate saying agriculture in a French accent is the most French thing ever. Bravo.

[@eliseosterbrink8000]

I do appreciate, Mr. Linecrosser.

[@randomchineseguy]

Never f*ck with your famers; it's literally a sh*tty idea

[@Oddhistoryboi]

Please make an episode of USS Enterprise (CV-6) sitting down every single other carrier and telling them how he doesnt care what they do she is the best US Carrier and also pls make a hawaii character because dang naval stuff in pacific needs hawaii

[@coffeegonewrong]

That sounds like more roles for Sister Linecrosser 😉

[@LetsGetFitLarry]

If you could team up with The Fat Electrician and do a historical series that would be peak content.

[@VegasViking420]

Farmers of Germany and France, keep it up!! We're with you!! 🇺🇲❤️🇨🇵&🇩🇪

[@Grumpy2Dumpy]

“Agricultural” 100% appreciated lmao

[@troystaunton254]

Russia: we’ve deployed a new radar that will show us everything. Ukraine: destroys it. Ukraine: did it see that coming. Russia: sad vodka noises.

[@RichardPoxon-m3w]

I wonder which defense minister got his ass handed to him, just saying.

[@michaelsolomon3496]

Holy crap you weren't kidding, saying agriculture with an accent even close to that is ridiculously difficult 😂

[@K8thebest_Gaming]

2:22 this is why i love these videos the Craic is too funny

[@TimPortantno]

The French accent sounds more Israeli than the Israeli. Pro tip: All vowels in Hebrew are the same as in Spanish, pronounced the same way. Only hard parts after that are the Rs, but the French one was weirdly close.

[@LadyWarmachine]

12 hours.... Im impressed. That's exactly 11 more hours than I expected.

[@travisryan847]

It had to spend 11 hours of traveling to is destruction spot.

[@minecraftfox4384]

18 hours. We still got it within a day.

[@TwilightMysts]

I love the part between the US and Israel... "... Uhh... Fuck. You've got me there." 🤣 These days I love the characters who take no BS, and have total "FAFO"/"Bring it on" attitudes.

[@Magnum44357]

As a frenchman, you spell agricultural is good . Keep up the good work.

[@theleva7]

"Locate this you filthy casual!" - HIMARS

[@Nurichiri]

I get most of my international news coverage from you now.

[@thegeekno72]

Hahaha, always pleased to see little French bits in your "news" ! keep at it mate, it's glorious !

[@MM27058]

First. When’s the next long vid coming out? Edit: “open heart surgery with a sledgehammer”🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelrobey9060]

Don’t make Florida to mad once Daytona is over in February they will be willing to do anything to pass the time till racing comes back to Florida so you really need to be careful. If they start coming over you know all the other states that watch NASCAR will follow. 😂

[@littletrouble2kmolina339]

"So I do open heart surgery with a sledgehammer." LET'S GO ISRAEL!

[@jhorton1600]

This one's a banger. Right out of the park.

[@mu235]

These videos bring me so much joy. Thank you.

[@W4RD3NS_CREED]

USA would do the same as France if it didn't cost 500+ dollars in gas to get to anywhere near "certain government related buildings" with slurry spreaders.

[@novemberoscar98]

"We do open heart surgery with a sledgehammer. " oh my god im so hard. Lmao

[@devinsmith2114]

It's funny to think that there are guys who went to bed hearing about that radar coming, only to wake up and find out it's already destroyed.

[@mitchellbailey7030]

I loved reading that book to my kiddos “give a moose a muffin” great job with the new episode! 🇺🇸🫡👍🏻

[@ISAFMobius18]

they're writing a new book called "Give A Rusky a Radar"

[@KipdoesStuff]

@@ISAFMobius18 a 2 page book with a predictable ending.

[@raymondcroteau]

@@KipdoesStuffBet it's a pop-up book, just like the one about Russian tanks. ;-)

[@archangeldo913]

Just don’t read the one about moose knuckles. Totally different genre.

[@ISAFMobius18]

@@archangeldo913 Isnt that the same author that wrote about Camel Toes?

[@jolunrohthocoudis526]

That Sledge Hammer line so cold my phone got frosty

[@trotjean1382]

As a French person, I do appreciate. I really do 😂😂😂

[@GHOSTTT_1]

The most quality source of accurate information. This gotta have a couple Russians sweating in their boots

[@nicolastayar8814]

Nothing he says is a lie, absolutely. But "accurate"? He is incredibly biased. Ukraine is getting bombed to oblivion, but he makes it seem they are handily winning this thing. And saying "fair enough" to Israel committing nonstop warcrimes? Not exactly your best source of news on the matter. I'm very much aware he is doing it for comedic effect, tho. Two eyes and a mouth have never been as hilarious as this 😂

[@GHOSTTT_1]

@nicolastayar8814 in the sense that there's no fancy business man with enough money to build my small house out of straight dollar bills paying to push some strange propaganda so he makes more money and a bunch of news networks say a lot of different things. The whole part about it being accurate and a good first hand sourse, is only feasible with the ability to read articles and reading comprehension. I wasn't saying it was accurate at face value, just there was a lot of truth behind it. Also, it was supposed to be funny.

[@stormisuedonym4599]

@@nicolastayar8814 "And saying "fair enough" to Israel committing nonstop warcrimes?" That's a funny way to say "winning".

[@TheTSense]

As a german, i was wondering why the news in the radio called farmers nazis today.

[@SyverReborn]

I swear I will never get tired of these videos

[@gamerdad9051]

Cheers for the french accent. Im not french, but it sounds distinguishable

[@luc-zq7ku]

we do apreciate the effort in our suppid accent . Also, if you ever have beef with the brits ... you know who to call .

[@thesupportingcast6972]

All of England isn’t even the size of one of our states 😂They call us. We don’t call them.

[@luc-zq7ku]

@@thesupportingcast6972 yeah, but we have more experience fucking with them

[@LoreChaplain]

I remember the news dropping about the Russian radar and I have been waiting for this video to go up. You did not disappoint 👍

[@unablesmilethegamer4323]

The fact France smiled for once made me chuckle

[@christophercarnahan922]

I remember the videos of the french farmers protesting by covering buildings in shit. As an American i was proud and envious of that revolutionary spirit. Im hoping we get ours soon cause things are ridiculous over here

[@sleepygryph]

I remember my sophomore year in 2004, debating that the Iraq and Afghanistan wouldn't work. My main argument at the time was my grandad's stories of Nazi diehards and communist insurgents during the occupation of Germany, my German grandparents stories of the different pro communist error groups in Germany and how the IRA seemed to always be on the news, and my dad's stories from when he was stationed in Germany and they would receive safety briefings about those same groups. Interestingly enough pretty much all of Europe's terror groups pretty much disappeared overnight after 1991. Could it be that the primary sponsor of those groups stopped paying them? Nah it couldn't be that simple. My point was that as long as there is funding, training, and manpower coming from secure countries the insurgency will not stop. Nation building won't work because our way of living which is an outgrowth of our culture will not work because we weren't trying to change their culture, we gave them a government incompatible with their way of live. On top of that half of our own government had a vested interest of ensuring that any nation building in that part of the world fails. As to Israel learning from the US, here is one more story. An old friend of the family at who's house we used to spend Christmas. He was 13 and in the Hitler youth, there was 5 of them and a 13 to 17, the 17 year old one was in charge, they had a few rifles and a panzerfaust. When the Americans came to the village his mother prevented him from going out, the other 4 shot at the approaching group. The Americans fell back and shelled the village, who then captured and turned over the 4 boys who the Americans then hung. Israel right now is using the only language the Palestinians understand and because of it they might have more success then we did because as pointed it out doing it our way for 20 years didn't seem to work, then again we do have people in power with vested interests on insuring it doesn't.

[@kenji214245]

Actually the people who proposed the hearts and minds program was mostly ignored and the other programs to help the nations build up was poorly executed for several years. It also didn't help that the US and other nations where actively bombing and fighting insurgents and also hitting local farmers hard which ended up resetting the outreach programs results time and time again. Ironically we are seeing more results from that undermining the taliban after the US pulled out. Afghanistan as a territory might actually do more progress now thanks to the work done before because the population and even some of the taliban are very used to the modern commodities and thus are not keen on reverting all the laws. But it will be a slow process.

[@Dzimko-rc2io]

I think issue was that they have never tried to deal with a core problem - Taliban itself. And abrupt withdrawal didn't help either. On another hand - was this outcome bad for USA? I don't think so. There are even arguments that they have deliberately left weapons to destabilize region even more. This also I think helped Putin to start the war, which I think benefitted USA a lot. Sometimes I think that everything goes according to the plan it's just that we can't comprehend the size of it as we only see small pieces

[@Juxtaposedjoker]

​@kenji214245 copium

[@sleepygryph]

@@Dzimko-rc2io Interestingly enough one of the stated goals for the middle east by the state department is stability to prevent fluctuations in the oil market. Because of it's geographic location India and China would be most affected by and unreliable supply. Further supply disruptions would provide another pressure point for advancing the renewable energy agenda. So there is a good point to be had from saying that deliberate instability in the region would directly benefit those in power of the US.

[@Dzimko-rc2io]

@@sleepygryph I personally don't believe in 'stated goals' from any country. As you said it doesn't look like stability in the middle east would help USA. But at the same time they can't publicly announce 'we want some chaos there so we left you some toys, taliban'. I think we are on the same page here By the way from what I could find USA was number 1 oil producer in 2023. So even if oil goes up - it's still a win. For me the way how russia is basically advertising Americans old weaponry is the best though.

[@thedyingmeme6]

"-almost made me swallow my tongue. You're welcome." MAN!!! I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@samuelgarcia6686]

lol all your new characters lately have been stellar bro! always excited for the next and even watch through the playlists, cuz they're classics in my book and just hit the same everytime X"D mad respect!

[@lairdcummings9092]

French farmers have no give a fuck left. I love them.

[@unablesmilethegamer4323]

vive la liberté! = long live freedom!