Only eat when you want to. Don't spend too much cash on food that's not even either good-looking or tasty.
@liberaltears56565 жыл бұрын
Don't have one because I am not stingy.
@roadrash905 жыл бұрын
Survive
@thisjustindustries5 жыл бұрын
give head to a homeless guy
@edkeaton10855 жыл бұрын
Eat yourself full and don't puke in the process.
@nobs30755 жыл бұрын
The best way to enjoy a buffet is to enjoy the buffet. Instead of trying to screw the restaurant as the goal, eat what you want, eat until you are full and then leave happy and satisfied. Why is it that some people think that taking advantage all the time is satisfying? It's not.
@hayitsmskitkat265 жыл бұрын
No BS I know right. The entry price is already reasonable, why try to bankrupt the restaurant lmao?
@sodaking68585 жыл бұрын
@@hayitsmskitkat26 yes that's the fucking secret to a buffet dont try to screw them just eat what you Want and enjoy
@davidg57595 жыл бұрын
Facts.
@campkira5 жыл бұрын
You had to think what you want to eat before eating that buffet... Does it worth the money and still need to drink so you don't end up with upset stomach later.. Know went to stop... If it expensive one then why do you choose to go there on first place... Not matter how much you gain the hospital bill will cost more...
@kaylafontenot9255 жыл бұрын
No BS I personally love to try and see how much I can eat when I go to a buffet, nothing against the restaurant. I think that’s the fun of a buffet? The unlimited feel!
@xcofcd5 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for tips on how to best line my pockets with aluminum foil...
@TheSavageThanos5 жыл бұрын
That's rookie shit. Go pro with baggy clothes and Ziploc bags with strings attached to your belt.
@exin77785 жыл бұрын
Now we're talking!😂
@armytruth68605 жыл бұрын
Vote best comment
@davidmead58724 жыл бұрын
Wow you must be really fat
@שולמיתרוש3 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅
@thomasscott805 жыл бұрын
Strategy 1. Skip the buffet. Nobody wants to eat the macaroni salad sneezed on by a 4 year old.
@ShiruKitty5 жыл бұрын
i never seen that at a buffet or seen a kid sneeze on one.
@bladimirastorga93085 жыл бұрын
True
@charliec56535 жыл бұрын
No. That would be the ice cream and dessert bar. At the Golden Corral near where I live, it's always a mess. I avoid it.
@Xrated5 жыл бұрын
@@charliec5653 I've seen kids put there hands in the chocalate fountain and they go back for more afterwords.
@charliec56535 жыл бұрын
@Owen Krueger love that place. Especially like that they'll put out anything you request.
@sco96915 жыл бұрын
Buffet isn't all about stuffing your face with as much as you can, it's rather trying a little of everything and enjoying the varieties of food out there
@afisemenaborevlaka485 жыл бұрын
330.000.000 Americans just got a brain freeze from your comment. 😁
@kieransaunders6585 жыл бұрын
no its not
@wolfsream5 жыл бұрын
Are you a buffet owner??? :D
@jacquelynn20515 жыл бұрын
Shed up
@zerotwosixty74165 жыл бұрын
Kieran Saunders yes it is u fat ass American it’s actually was created for that why you think they have different types of food in different spots
@123RADIOactive5 жыл бұрын
How to get your money’s worth at a buffet? You either just don’t go to one or eat nothing but seafood and meat and avoid vegetables and carbohydrate.
@ShiruKitty5 жыл бұрын
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssss.
@SylasTheGreat5 жыл бұрын
Seafood is meat...
@ShiruKitty5 жыл бұрын
yeah, sort of. @@SylasTheGreat
@dlrsnate51005 жыл бұрын
I didn’t expect to graduate in buffetology after this video
@justinnamuco9096 Жыл бұрын
Now someone can hire you to beat buffets
@KalvinNi5 жыл бұрын
I usually bring a to go box and take home food secretly.
@deandavies87583 жыл бұрын
How ?
@eggroll21153 жыл бұрын
Lol
@amitkamat13293 жыл бұрын
@artez 1 😆
@Ymecind3 жыл бұрын
@@deandavies8758 pose as a college student and bring a satchel with zip lock bags in it.
@warthunder4202 жыл бұрын
Added this to my game plan for the next trip to the buffet. Props.
@bbomg025 жыл бұрын
The fizzy drink thing makes me understand why I was obese when I used to drink a lot of pop. Not only was I drinking pop, but I also ate a LOT more.
@toujours43905 жыл бұрын
RIP John Pinnette, the king of buffets. He built his comedy on making buffet owners fear his appetite.
@Logical2815 жыл бұрын
Just avoid the carbs. Go for all protein and maybe some veggies
@123RADIOactive5 жыл бұрын
Fuck the veggies!!! Go for the meat and seafood, that’s where all the $$$$ is at.
@patriciacruz23905 жыл бұрын
@@123RADIOactive seafood is gross though
@123RADIOactive5 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Guzmán no, YOU’RE GROSS!!! 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@123RADIOactive5 жыл бұрын
Darry but but but.... 😢😢😢
@ipodmaster9295 жыл бұрын
@@patriciacruz2390 I agree that salmon or some other baked fish from a buffet is gross.... BUT CRAB LEGS AND SUSHI AND BUFFET GOD
@mitchwilliams65045 жыл бұрын
I always do a couple shots before a buffet to have a big appetite and a nice buzz.
@gatonaranja22584 жыл бұрын
Friends watched in horror as I packed down 13 full plates of food while on acid
@calebmufcthompson5 жыл бұрын
Just smoke some weed before going in, you’ll get the munchies and be in the perfect place 😂
@phoenixdavida89874 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha. Best tip.
@tracyakechi89715 жыл бұрын
One of the big reasons we eat when more people are present is because we have a deep rooted instinct to be competitive with our food. Mostly because we have been programmed to think that food is both a precious and limited resource from our days as scavengers. So when we are surrounded by more people eating more food our primitive instincts tell us that we better eat more now because there is going to be less food to go around later with so many mouths to feed.
@vincitveritas38725 жыл бұрын
Totally correct. I used to support autistic adults. Most have this primitive urge. Trying to explain to new staff they'll never reach the level of understanding that food will be available later. Some clients would eat pet food like dreamies, dog drops and cat bars as food is food and they don't comprehend future and meal times
@ThePhallusAnnihilators Жыл бұрын
This is true, unless if you have an eating disorder lmao
@fuzzlenutberry5 жыл бұрын
I was expecting hacks like take from the bottom of the pan cuz It's warmer and they scoop the old stuff on top of the new to rotate the food.
@bladimirastorga93085 жыл бұрын
Smoke Weed and take it from there my friends 😎😍💪
@zanegrey955 жыл бұрын
Was gonna comment this. Damn, true though 😂
@JoiAlexis5 жыл бұрын
Denysbga Astorga 😂😂👍
@bruceaskew21075 жыл бұрын
💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
@empro20985 жыл бұрын
Stefan J weed is not a drug, its a plant do your research before opening your mouth.
@mikeg86765 жыл бұрын
@@empro2098 you just made the most ignorant comment in the world. Weed is a drug. It COMES FROM A PLANT that CONTAINS A DRUG called THC which isn't that bad but its still a drug not a plant. dO YoUr ReSeArCh BeFoRe YoU OpEn YoUr mOuTh.
@arnoldtabor37675 жыл бұрын
I always do a taster plate first ,and try anything I think looks good .
@ayobamibalogun1065 жыл бұрын
To really get your money’s worth: Eat lots of seafood, especially shrimp and other high cost seafood when you first get there. They are tasty, don’t fill you up as much and like you can never really afford that much seafood for the price you paid to go to the buffet Don’t eat any carbs like rice or fried food till you’re nearly full. That’s the buffet trying to get you to eat only 2 plates and feeling satisfied. Then you leave and an hour later you’re hungry 🙃 Then take an half hour break, cool down and then destroy the dessert 😋 Trust me, you would leave happy from eating so much and not feeling disgustingly full.
@ToadPlays5 жыл бұрын
So, i went to this chinese buffet and it costed 23 dollars per person to eat, so i basically got to eat anything
@theboi13125 жыл бұрын
If you do this before a buffet you’re doing too much
@skycrafter20423 жыл бұрын
no your not doing enough
@hokaroorvana65075 жыл бұрын
I just go for the variety of food i dont go to gorge
@jacquelynn20515 жыл бұрын
That is an oxymoron
@joshuahernandez15675 жыл бұрын
I watched this because I want to make sure I get my money’s worth. Now I’m contemplating the fact that all I’m doing is making it easier for myself to get fat
@quzar32912 жыл бұрын
its alright man
@BacentRekkes5 жыл бұрын
Why is everything called a hack now?
@Solqueen865 жыл бұрын
Go the moment it opens on a weekday and be first and get out the moment you hear a kid screaming
@PCFost5 жыл бұрын
Last time I went to a all you can eat but pay what you can’t eat, this dude called his mom to bring in containers(like enough to be blatant). Literally some of the employees didnt care to stop them, and the others didn’t see them leave.
@nishantahvan5 жыл бұрын
This video is also about million ways to become fat 😂😂😂
@ricefieldworker77455 жыл бұрын
Goes to all you can eat buffets. Stomach: It’s free real estate
@sodaking68585 жыл бұрын
Nah real stomach " ah fuck everyone the guys at a buffet again kidneys liver we got another big shift coming up lungs we need you to keep that oxygen going brain ffs signal him to stop picking the fucking bread Its gonna screw us up so badly " Brain " I'm fucking trying but he's not listening oh god he's going for the pasta next "
@campkira5 жыл бұрын
IT all about what to eat that worth the money not just eating as much as you can...
@ricefieldworker77455 жыл бұрын
campkira have you heard of something called a ”joke”?
@ricefieldworker77455 жыл бұрын
Stomach: Ah shit, here we go again
@Enviotonin855 жыл бұрын
For me, i find that i eat less when with a friend. As im just too busy talking.
@Mixwell19835 жыл бұрын
That's why you need to go by yourself. Do not let friends get in the way of your buffet game. Keep your eyes on the prize !!
@mariannahunny5 жыл бұрын
In the Netherlands you get a 2 hour time limit and they charge you if anything is left on your plate.
@quzar32912 жыл бұрын
the dutch really value money and resources a lot
@4rdency Жыл бұрын
W Netherlands
@bipolarferby58045 жыл бұрын
Dont think America needs any tips on how to eat more....
@campkira5 жыл бұрын
It more like tip of first timer...
@joefranks23562 жыл бұрын
I'm going to eat whatever pleases me. I'm definately getting my moneys worth!
@jasonshaneyfelt10395 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE THE RESTAURANT PROFIT FROM MY PATRONAGE?
@skycrafter20423 жыл бұрын
im there to eat more then i spend i want a net 0 cost compared to cooking or ordering at an outer resterant
@michaelfoster97035 жыл бұрын
Avoid dinner buffets because there are likely to be some leftovers from the lunch one.
@colbyk53085 жыл бұрын
Thank you for telling me how to get fatter.
@Bayougirl784 жыл бұрын
In the immortal words of Nanny Fine: "Salads are for suckers, go for the shellfish!!"
@basheersamara98473 жыл бұрын
Every American needs to see this
@sio675 жыл бұрын
I once saw a colleague puck cookies in his sock for later, and he was an honest to God millionaire
@sio675 жыл бұрын
put cookies in his sock- why can't I edit my posts?
@midwest44165 жыл бұрын
MCD Xtra Value Meal $10 Buffet $10... Already got your money worth.
@trynottolaugh11315 жыл бұрын
or just try to enjoy your time rather than feeling sick.
@benatarstie3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how fizzy pop makes you feel hungry, I use it to make myself full.
@joseph15684 жыл бұрын
This video is so funny. No one is seriously going to do any of these things, they go to a Buffett to enjoy themself and eat as they want.
@m0rtifyeralt8835 жыл бұрын
I used all these tactics and got type 2 diabetes.
@ivanhorvat46355 жыл бұрын
SO the old folks were RIGHT ! A shot of shlivovica BEFORE meals REALLY does make you eat heartier !!!
@brianpan64535 жыл бұрын
Try an aperol spritz. I never even heard of it until I went to Greece.
@keiko37815 жыл бұрын
My strategy at buffet 1pickall the expensive food 2 take a Plate of Raw meat and take the plate to back to the chair and take out some bag take the rAw meat in the black 3take a lot of clean bag 4 place the plastic of meat in the area u want 5 when got back clena the bag and Place in the freezer I can eat a meat entire week without spending money on it
@harison.t25704 жыл бұрын
Most of the dislikes should be from buffet owners
@Custerd13 жыл бұрын
And eat fast. You start feeling satiated after about 20 minutes.
@ariesace025 жыл бұрын
Another sneaky way to get the best dinner or the best price. Find out when the lunch and dinner price change happens. And just show up 30 min before the dinner change. 8 out 10 times most buffets have there dinner stuff coming out a bit earlier then the time and or just wait a bit then go get those dinner foods or lunch prices.
@Giatros895 жыл бұрын
Best strategy is to reverse everything you see here and lose weight, Starve yourself = have some fasting time for your stomach to get smaller, Eat healthy post exercise knowing that hunger will show up so it's best to control it, Avoid fizzy drinks with meals and enjoy them separately, Don't drink on an empty stomach because you'll end up ordering unhealthy, Dress form fitting, don't wear red, Eat fiber rich foods that fill you up and slow digestion, Don't look for buffet deals, Be wary of tendency to eat more during social events and make it a habit to check-in on your actual hunger vs mindlessly munching, Don't watch TV or be distracted while eating. Be Present with each bite.
@ShiruKitty5 жыл бұрын
that's what i was just saying
@SilentTrip5 жыл бұрын
I agree mostly with everything except starving yourself, that's just opening door for Eating disorders that are nasty to deal with
@ebaeba24455 жыл бұрын
@@SilentTrip Starving yourself for one day in order to binge on an all you can eat meal for a rare occasion doesnt cause eating disorders. But if you continue to starve yourself for buffets you go to every week I can see your point.
@lilchristuten75685 жыл бұрын
@@ebaeba2445 Starving yourself is not a 1 day thing. Starving yourself would be something that starts at the end of a week of not eating at the very least. At that point your body has switched over to eating the excess fat and muscle cells for energy and you start to feel less hunger from the lack if food(that is why anorexia is so problematic, those who suffer from it have gotten past the point where they feel the hunger).
@ebaeba24455 жыл бұрын
@@lilchristuten7568 Yes I know that but the comments mentioned starving yourself so i went with it.
@marjorieg28683 жыл бұрын
this just made me want to watch Mr.Bean
@savdavid5 жыл бұрын
When I go to the carving station at the local buffet they always cut me a paper thin piece of meat you can read a newspaper through. If I ask for more they say “oh, you can come back for more all you want” knowing that most people won’t return more than once. I find most buffets are really skimpy with their meat portions even if I ask for a larger one. It’s too much work and too expensive to go to a buffet. I don’t like playing games.m, just give me what I paid for.
@wheretfismorts43685 жыл бұрын
what movie is when ice cube is in a buffet
@rubbnsmoke5 жыл бұрын
Best strategy, we go to the Golden Corral right at the end of the lunch period, pay the lunch price and have a small appetizer until they start putting out the good dinner menu items like steaks, the large shrimp and the good carving station items. And when it comes to items like the shrimp, peel off the breading, that's just filler.
@khonthainaidc2 жыл бұрын
😅 you could peel that, the staff did not complain??? We went to the buffet and my 6 and 9 years old almost didn’t eat and when it was almost 1 hour they gave us a hint that we need to leave by putting a tray of mint candies 😂 so I came here what could help them.
@brandonmanuel28426 ай бұрын
I usually get the food to go because it's fresh and the food at the buffet been sitting there all day.
@Not2Be0utDone5 жыл бұрын
First you tell us to avoid buffets, now you’re giving us hacks? Which is it Mashed!?!?
@felixf43783 жыл бұрын
It's simple, you don't need fancy studies. Just figure out the price per pound for each type of food served. Then eat the foods that cost the most per pound.
@mujahid313.4 жыл бұрын
I am going at a buffet right now..believe me
@TrevianENT5 жыл бұрын
Matt Stonie is the g.o.a t
@DS-cj3wd5 жыл бұрын
One reminder: Don't forget your false teeth before leaving home.
@kylerkristo5 жыл бұрын
Am I really this cheap..
@astrob3astrobloxnamefriend9185 жыл бұрын
*Goes to all you can eat* Ima watch this video... Okay so all I do is... *Just eat*
@MissionJ4 жыл бұрын
Not exactly
@randomleagueoflegendsthres10345 жыл бұрын
I just went to a Pizza Ranch for the first time about a month ago. They have all you can eat fried chicken. I only ate 5 chicken breast and 3 pieces of pizza. Next time I'm going to eat EVERYTHING!
@rosalindgibbs29802 жыл бұрын
Buffets are okay i don't like to handle the utensils cause everyone hands been on them is it alright to bring your own.
@i_haz_no_comments47755 жыл бұрын
I go to the seafood section took all the crabs and slowly eat so i wont be full so fast since crab takes time to eat
@gce14933 жыл бұрын
There's so many tips. I don't think I'll remember anything by the time I go to a buffet. 🙄😆
@supkid15185 жыл бұрын
Just eat what you want we all going to die so just enjoy life at it’s fullest
@randomapplekey5 жыл бұрын
When I watched this video an commercial about exercise pop out
@ZachAttack-tp7eo5 жыл бұрын
I like the chinese buffett in my town, because it has a hibachi and sushi.
@dylansoar6845 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy Randy Santel
@eastern2western5 жыл бұрын
Best way to beat a buffet us ask for water instead of any drink because drinks are the most profittable product in a restaurent.
@jacobzuniga73735 жыл бұрын
All you have to do is smoke a lot of weed before you go to get your moneys worth🤦♂️ munchies!!
@B.H.5611 ай бұрын
I could never figure out the people who go through a buffet and start out with a salad and rolls. Like, you can't get that kind of cheap food at home? And the rolls are always crappy.
@truthspeaker2191 Жыл бұрын
Anyone who says it’s not about stuffing your face and walking out knowing you ate and got way more then your money worth, meaning beating the house are just upset they get full after a single plate. Leave the buffets for the pros. Y’all go spend a crap time of money for a single plate and a appetizer at a restaurant. I’ll be laying 11$ for 3-4 plates
@emersonv5 жыл бұрын
My boy STONY is on here
@edkeaton10855 жыл бұрын
This was interesting to watch.Thanks for the upload. 😊😎
@caelumsong76090 Жыл бұрын
I don't have rice, bread or pasta when I go to a buffet that offers different foreign cuisine. I go for Japanese Cuisine, then I go for the Western Cuisine and get the most expensive like turkey, lamb, or beef. I also go for Korean dishes if I can still go on. 😊😊😊 I only get a little of everything so that I can still go for desserts.
@brendanbrowne3805 жыл бұрын
1. Drink Water 2. No drink soda 3. Never mind you have to drink beer
@davidlrattigan5 жыл бұрын
'How to suck all the enjoyment out of a buffet'
@Eeleibbor5 жыл бұрын
Just smoke a blunt and you will get your worth and a good time
@apocali35 жыл бұрын
That failed grabbing of the chicken wing at 2:38
@wildjames5 жыл бұрын
Try finishing your sentence next time. It helps the reader.
@bigtravis61595 жыл бұрын
The local Chineese restaurant put out huge salmon fillets and no1 touch’s them I grab a big piece of that w asparagus over fried rice then the raw ingredients with plenty sauce and garlic with 4-5 pancakes on a 2nd plate for the Mongolian grill hot stone Tip $1 After ice cream desert I’m confident the $34 for 2 was well spent
@proudbeaner6965 жыл бұрын
Because people only go for the lo mein , chicken , and shrimp.
@campkira5 жыл бұрын
34 for two that a bit expensive....
@eastside04343 жыл бұрын
Go there at 11am when they open for lunch and stay until they serve dinner at 4pm.
@misterx85925 жыл бұрын
I grab a long handle spoon and a chair with wheels. Position myself in front of the buffet and have at it!
@thirtisankwich4 жыл бұрын
Everyone complaining about people trying to take advantage of the buffet while on just trying to figure out how to try all the food
@Mattius085 жыл бұрын
Buffets give me the runs
@SinsAreContagious5 жыл бұрын
Liked as soon as they featured MATT STONIE♥
@Septembre14 жыл бұрын
I only eat what I like and what I need, when im full i leave
@dorothygale58965 жыл бұрын
Is this a prep course on competitive eating?
@johndoe-ey6tn5 жыл бұрын
what normal functioning human being is going to prepare to go to a buffet hours prior
@brianpan64535 жыл бұрын
90 % of Americans.
@ThatGuy-ot9uv5 жыл бұрын
Wow! If you have to do this just for a buffet, you should skip the buffet and use your money on emotional therapy. You've got emotional issues around money and food.
@cancelculturecansuckmydick49233 жыл бұрын
I'm going to a all you can eat buffet after school wish me luck
@nf48665 жыл бұрын
They talk like I'm supposed to be trying to put them out if business. Its not that serious.
@skycrafter20423 жыл бұрын
its not about taking them out of business but more getting your moneys worth, to get more full then what you paid
@mardianputrabintangpaksi82765 жыл бұрын
3:34 just..... Why?
@jeffreyb13075 жыл бұрын
I thought you made like, 5 other videos that tell everyone to NOT eat at the buffet. I'm confused. Dislike.
@kaikai12745 жыл бұрын
Dude, you are fucking stupid. Ur just disliking to dislike.
@roadrash905 жыл бұрын
@Jeffrey B lol I was thinking the same, I'm not going to dislike tho, they give my boi Randy Santel a shout out ha.
@campkira5 жыл бұрын
They care more about getting view rather their own advice..... Just like buffet...
@lilchristuten75685 жыл бұрын
@@kaikai1274 Is that not why everyone dislikes videos?
@hypotheist37374 жыл бұрын
No joke, I have anxiety when it comes to buffets, all my buddies eat a lot and me being a skinny guy want to try and eat their level. It sounds funny but its a self-challenge, also I gotta earn back what I paid, so I stuff myself to the fullest and wouldn't even be able to talk for a few hours to anyone. Hope this video helps lol.
@SA-xt1gd4 жыл бұрын
I would go during lunch hour but I only want mashed potatoes and steak yummm
@ApolloWasHere5 жыл бұрын
I cant drink fizzy drinks properly! It feels awful and I need to consume sodas about less than 20ml at a time for 3seconds
@alvinjones6705 жыл бұрын
INTERESTING INFORMATION THANKS FOR THE UPLOAD!!!
@TreborsTreble Жыл бұрын
Food? Why? I grab a soup bowl and head right for the ice cream. And don't forget coffee cups for the hot fudge and caramel. Oh, and those ice cream bowls? Fill them with sprinkles. They have pie to put ice cream on, and use brownies or cookies to sprinkle on top. And finally, wash it down with a root beer float.
@suzycreamcheesez43715 жыл бұрын
what's a competitive eater?
@adrenalinpump76015 жыл бұрын
Did someone who didn't wash their hands touch that bread roll before you? Did someone take took much when they when for seconds and put something back on the buffet? We'll never know...