I love how the Narrator is slowly running out of stupid things.
@JustPlainDontAsk4 жыл бұрын
I can imagine him eventually running out of ideas and circling back to something like, “Tripped? Again? Zagreus didn’t learn from the last time and tripped on that same rock.”
@PokePika014 жыл бұрын
He actually has a particular message for when he runs out of shit to kill you.
@TheEel2284 жыл бұрын
Narrator: can you move it long i'm running out of timecards.
@jaybonn59733 жыл бұрын
I love how Bouldy is a canonical being. This game looked so angsty, it's the memeiest media I've seen in months XD.
@lucymaycry72182 жыл бұрын
Memes are just the qucik and comical side of angst, although you also could make a case for it being the other way around.
@rginsmith48564 жыл бұрын
I know zagerus's feet are fire but did he really need roast theseus like that lol 6:14
@abdoul51764 жыл бұрын
Shinra haha
@kevinphoenix20073 жыл бұрын
Zagreus: "Magaera, you ever been in love with somebody?" Magaera: "...Hm, yes." Zagreus: "Who?" Magaera: "...B-baka."
@lightmohamed57002 жыл бұрын
excuse me but who’s Baka?
@Kylen-gc1ym2 жыл бұрын
@@lightmohamed5700 it means idiot in japanese
@lightmohamed57002 жыл бұрын
@@Kylen-gc1ym thank you for my answer 👍
@Kylen-gc1ym2 жыл бұрын
@@lightmohamed5700 you’re welcome
@freetothink2844 жыл бұрын
Seeing the boulder getting a heart was hilarious for me 😂
@ddomenicoeeziommancini4 жыл бұрын
2:56 Zag x Meg shippers: [happiness noise]
@Isaac-ot6jh2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if this is a reference to the fact that Ares is often seen working with Nyxs daughter Eris, also that Ares in myth treats women with the most respect of the male gods.
@aguywithalotofopinions412 Жыл бұрын
Which is a very low bar to clear but y’know
@ovencake523 Жыл бұрын
even better than Hades and Persephone? Those two probably have the healthiest relationship out of any myth, and the game is pretty accurate when it comes to that afaik
@Isaac-ot6jh Жыл бұрын
@@ovencake523 I was thinking outside of them mostly because when writing I was thinking about Zeus,Poseidon,And the rest that are actually on Olympus,
@Gr3nadgr3gory Жыл бұрын
What would you expect out of a mommy's boy that cries to her when he loses? Athena was always better.
@etoilenoir11 ай бұрын
@@Gr3nadgr3gorySay that to Roma, the one who anihillate the greeks in past with THE GOD OF WAR, lol.
@quinny98 Жыл бұрын
Honestly of you look at Theseus' painting from the Contractor list, he looks like Achilles lol. Long golden hair, broad tan chest and a real hottie! No wonder Ariadne fell for him
@RadzBG3 жыл бұрын
you ever been in love? yes who? shut up *smirks at zag* heh best dialogue ever.
@redjirachi1 Жыл бұрын
Ares is a man of culture, he knows a goth mommy gf when he sees it
@JerkyMurky3 жыл бұрын
Mommy nix just likes to know she is... appreciated... and by a gentlemen no less.
@yeli9854 жыл бұрын
Why is the voice acting so good in this game
@Krispeeness4 жыл бұрын
funny thing is that alot of them aren't even professional voice actors/actresses.
@ImpendingRiot833 жыл бұрын
Supergiant has a brilliant troupe of people they use for it; Logan Cunningham, Darren Korb and Ashley Barret, for instance, have all featured in every one of their games. Darren was childhood friends with one of the two guys behind Supergiant and he brought Ashley in since she was a good friend and colleague of his already, so honestly there’s this almost palpable feeling that these people know and deeply appreciate each other that comes across through pretty every aspect of the work, which really influences how natural and on-point the voice work is. They’re just a group of tight-knit friends talking to each other while playing characters.
@QuestionableObject4 жыл бұрын
All things considered its a bit surprising that Ares isn't a Cthonian god, in the game or in actual Myth. Though I suppose in the game he's flirting with the idea of heading that way
@MW-qt9ts3 жыл бұрын
Ares has always had a very tenuous relationship with the rest of the Olympian gods as opposed to Athena. A lot of it has to do with some real historical political drama between Athens and Sparta which, long story short, made Athena the venerated war goddess, and Ares the war god you pray to, but never venerate. Also they very quietly swept under the rug that Aphrodite was a brutal war goddess as well, but whatever.
@snowyowl2353 жыл бұрын
@@MW-qt9ts It's because she came to Ancient Greece as Astarte, which came from Ishtar, babylonian\sumerian goddess of war, sex and a bunch of other things, very important on that pantheon.
@josetapia97142 жыл бұрын
@@MW-qt9ts And the Romans did a fanfiction on Medusa, chaging her from an monstruos sea deity daughter of monstruoss sea deities what Perseus was ordered to kill, into a rape of victim from Poseidon and Victim blamed into a monstruos sea daimon by Athena and then killed by Perseus on order by Athena!!! And all of this writen by the great and misunderstood Roman poet, Ovid, who was cruelly exiled from Rome by the Emperor himself!!.......because he was caught f%$#*g the Emperor's daughter. So, no longer welcomed from Rome or those warm sweet imperial cheeks, Ovid decided to spent his time, making stoiries based from Greek myths, and taking certain liberties with the source material, he wrote stories and poems about the cruel and uncaring petty Gods who act like Roman Emperors!!!!....because he couldn't f%$#*g the Emperor's daughter anymore
@paigey-poo42354 жыл бұрын
Zag: you know we have a really hot pic of you in our house that I look at all the time Theseus: s-shut up!!!
@melancholyman3694 жыл бұрын
I don't blame Ares, Night Mommy is best girl😍
@GameLover454084 жыл бұрын
Babies can cartwheel out of them hips.
@afmghost17594 жыл бұрын
Personally, I think she's a close second to Dusa
@the_AIsian Жыл бұрын
"It's all right, Theseus. We have a splendid painting of you back at the House, for those moments when I invariably forget you exist." Zag got tired of destroying Theseus in combat so he chose words instead 💀
@squiddler7731 Жыл бұрын
I like how Zagreus isn't even sure why he bought a Theseus painting of all things.
@paxtheskeleton6636 Жыл бұрын
You can’t just have a weird connection between Ares and Nyx and have it be a one off thing. I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS DEVELOPS.
@MFDoomguy21 Жыл бұрын
Ares just has a thing for Big Mommy Milkers.
@quinny98 Жыл бұрын
Ares always has a taste for such powerful women 😂
@C-7827 Жыл бұрын
I think in actual mythology nyx and ares have a kid?? So they may be referencing that
@paxtheskeleton6636 Жыл бұрын
@@C-7827 y’a know what that would make sense
@MrTheSilentAssassin4 жыл бұрын
Wait you can talk to the Boulder?
@Pitknight4 жыл бұрын
The bigger question is: Can you romance the boulder?
@ruims67954 жыл бұрын
Bouldy needs friends too! (Also I’m p sure he gives you a buff when you give him nectar)
@zigmus00A4 жыл бұрын
It's not just a boulder. It's a *Rock!*
@cheerfulgestalt32824 жыл бұрын
Bouldy takes offense to your clear disregard of their personhood. Bouldy is a dear friend and reliable comrade.
@waterking744 жыл бұрын
@@---dj5mc Zeus would love bouldy then
@Jack-ji5uf3 жыл бұрын
4:16 mmmh...he should have said " I thought you looked dashing!" like Pain in Hercules!!
@thatonecubchoo15412 жыл бұрын
All the Nyx simps here make me happy that Nyx is recognized.
@waterking744 жыл бұрын
Zagreus: bouldy would u supposed why Theseus ego is so big and utterly annoying? Bouldy: ... 🙃 Zagreus: yea i agree with that Zagreus: and do u think nyx and ares would ever be a thing Bouldy: ... 🙃 Zagreus: yea that will never happen 😒... but if it did what would nyx children think? 🤔 Bouldy: ...😨 Zagreus: I agree it would be a blood bath 😤
@Nat_the_Chicken4 жыл бұрын
I just think of Bouldy as speaking in emoticons now
@lorendaemon79453 жыл бұрын
"For I should think Night and War should share a common ground." How??
@jobelthirty12943 жыл бұрын
Both are dark, I guess? i dunno lol
@adrithsengupta18803 жыл бұрын
Ambush in the night
@savary50503 жыл бұрын
@@adrithsengupta1880 ye
@EJS-jj8py3 жыл бұрын
War at Night could also mean.. You know... War at bed O--O
@Aech4202 жыл бұрын
The best plans of War are made under the Shroud of Night
@LuckySevenSamson4 жыл бұрын
OH damn, Meg and Zag
@Emil-Roma4 жыл бұрын
Face it, we're all Ares on this one.
@mobgabriel17672 жыл бұрын
hades:i care nothing for that wretched shade also hades when you free sisyphus(idk how to write) YOU WHAT?
@jaybonn59733 жыл бұрын
Scorched Ares looks so good.
@Lilian0402104 жыл бұрын
"He's murderous... polite though" ah yes, politeness, that thing that magically cancels everything bad. Just like the not any less popular phrase "it's just a joke"...
@merileopardisaksassa70303 жыл бұрын
True irl, but I wouldn't get hung up on that in this game. After all, you get murdered by one of your love interests or are murdered pretty much every time you pass them in-game for example, which 'romanticizes abuse patterns'. From the character's perspective in the game what Ares does isn't even bad, he's just representing his nature and has no influence on any of the gods directly. From their perspective, he's just doing a tasteless job in an unnecessarily enthusiastic manner while still respecting other god characters. Do you honestly have fun with any roleplaying game at all if you approach them like this? Honest question, I'd like to understand.
@flingstone15104 жыл бұрын
Ares isn't just a polite gentleman he also has a fine taste in waifus
@thomasecker9405 Жыл бұрын
Agreed... one example of his more polite approach to women is his affair with Aphrodite...
@favillionbellarion96553 жыл бұрын
As annoying as Theseus is remember he got Hades to let the mino into Elysium
@guiAstorDunc3 жыл бұрын
Nepotism People’s shades feel more like their children than themselves at a certain point
@elvenatheart9822 жыл бұрын
Yhey are still super annoying
@metalbat84144 жыл бұрын
Nyx and Ares confirmed????
@jonathanredacted32454 жыл бұрын
@Deserve Not Desire Rome ares sure, hellenic ares was more a belligerent himbo
@voidox4 жыл бұрын
hmm, not really though, clearly Ares wants to get her attention and asks Zag many times... but it seems like Nyx kinda just dismissed the matter as well as she doesn't give Zag any reply for Ares
@raviolibirb80097 ай бұрын
@@voidoxthey did met in person in the game though. Nyx gave Ares a personal visit
@voidox7 ай бұрын
@@raviolibirb8009 uh, 3 year old comment dude. Also ya, iirc they did but Athena was there as well and it was nothing in the end. people need to get over this stupid ares and nyx shit, nothing happened and the game literally tells us by the end that nothing happened and it was at most a one-sided thing by Ares that even he ended up saying it was about wanting to learn more about Nyx, her race, powers and such.
@extry77512 жыл бұрын
damn zag the god of rizz
@Lilian0402104 жыл бұрын
Wait, can u romance both Meg and Than? At the same time?
@nontimetis4 жыл бұрын
Yes, it leads to some different dialogue.
@TheSUGA12024 жыл бұрын
They f'ed
@stephenkenney82904 жыл бұрын
What the heck is a Bloodless Slam-Dancer?
@americasass4 жыл бұрын
the enemies that jump around and throw bombs at you
@susaac97554 жыл бұрын
@@americasass actually they are the ones that slam the bombs point blank.
@alexanderburke29733 жыл бұрын
it's a slam-dancer that ain't got no blood.
@ainsleyharriot60607 ай бұрын
don't think her husband Erebus would like this
@guiAstorDunc3 жыл бұрын
Why are all the Nyx x Ares comments so cringe ugh lol