Halal Jokes

#allhamdulillah #halaljokes

[@anon-u3o]

poor kid lmao

[@soniclly]

tru but be aware akhi/aukhti of saying lamo cuz it has a bad word in it jazzakum Allahu Khayran🤲🤲

[@ParrotPentester]

@@soniclly Ass is not a bad word, it's informal and the main definition is pretty much "donkey". Now if we're talking about something like the f word then yes, that word must be avoided.

[@anon-u3o]

ok noted ty

[@SpreadTheHaqq]

​@@ParrotPentester Yes, this is an old word that was commonly used in the past, and it's still used today. But now it has changed meaning, and is now an inappropriate word. And this makes "lmao" inappropriate too.

[@Wilky_May]

NOOOO WAY HE DID THAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KILLER.KNIGHT]

I thought it was a fire door.

[@Space360-jx8ed]

"Ooeyy, yaha to koi nahi hai"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abdullahtayyab8828]

that last one got me

[@abdullahtayyab8828]

but in all seriousness astaghfirullah its a kid

[@rogue_114]

that’s hilarious lol

[@Beautylifestyle222]

Stop pressuring children astufuliah

[@ParrotPentester]

Yeah, may Allah forgive him, and may the parents realize their mistakes.

[@Beautylifestyle222]

@@ParrotPentester inshallah

[@chill_bird]

Brother the correct spelling is "Astaghfirullah" and not "Astutuliah"

[@Urodeprag]

The more he learns

[@ParrotPentester]

@@Urodeprag Or the more he gets drawn away from Islam, but that doesn't matter as long as his parents are happy, right?

[@20saint05]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KILLER.KNIGHT]

That was a child?! 😲

[@guywithtoyplaneDP]

Poor child got embarrassed because of this parents this will have a long negative impact on him

[@L-Lawliet14]

Nah, he'll be fine InshAllah

[@ParrotPentester]

@@L-Lawliet14 Stuff like this isn't something you'll be "fine with" and "forget about" in a few years; it can impact you for the rest of your life, especially the impact this will have on his relationship with his parents.

[@L-Lawliet14]

@@ParrotPentester Nah, he'll be fine. Thats not that bad.

[@ParrotPentester]

@@L-Lawliet14 Sounds like you lived a very trauma-free life, not everyone is as blessed as you are, be grateful and also realize not every human can relate to you.

[@L-Lawliet14]

@@ParrotPentester Nah, I am sorry but if you think this is trauma then youre as soft as my pillow.

[@The_19_Guy]

Sad

[@LazyAmbitious41]

😂

[@issaballah5905]

I feel bad laughing at this since it has to do with Salah, is it actually a halal joke? 🤔

[@soniclly]

ur way of thinking is very appreciated but no In sha Allah ur fine 🤍🤍

[@issaballah5905]

@@soniclly Jazakallah Khair brother, may Allah swt grant us Jannahtul Firdaus, Allahuma Ameen! 🙏🏾☪️❤️

[@rizzwan-42069]

it's not makinf fun of salah itself

[@YusufSalih106]

May I asked how it was a halal joke. What is this supposed to teach the audience?

[@adnanmohammed7629]

To not put greater burden on our children than they can bear

[@YusufSalih106]

@@adnanmohammed7629 ok thank you ❤️

[@mortarman83095]

Riya'

[@soniclly]

It's up to Allah my brother not us🤍

[@mortarman83095]

@@soniclly how is that relevant to what I said?

[@nekiwalrus2297]

From who

[@mortarman83095]

@@nekiwalrus2297 the parents

[@nekiwalrus2297]

@@mortarman83095 ok