Half Human, Half Horse, All Content? | The Geekenders Ep 37

[@TheLittlehopeful]

YO ITS THE WEEKEND

[@carstenandersenboje9053]

Yeah its time to geek out!

[@Bengtssonsan]

Let it begin!

[@liamstubbins3000]

Totalbiscuit was the only man holding back the full goofs of Jesse Cox... left unchecked it could end up in only balls🤣

[@helenahsson1697]

I mean, somtimes TB just gave up and let him anyway 😂

[@nolanwolf1828]

Big tip for buying skateboards: Don't get one from sporting goods stores, big chains, or online retailers. Support your local skate shop! They're cool as heck and super helpful, they'll make sure your good to go

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

kinda. if you know what to look for, blanks on the internet are almost as good as pro decks for 1/3rd of the price. but yes, never buy one from like Walmart or Target or something

[@rivix7546]

Dodger = Cucumber, Jesse = Pickle is the perfect metaphor for their relationship.

[@obnoxiouspriest]

@@rivix7546 She's farm fresh. He's a little sour.

[@Matcapoeira86]

Honestly I love most episodes, but the ones where Jesse makes Dodger go "ghue ghue ghue ghue" laughing and she can't stop are just food for my soul.

[@AgaricRook]

I might have to use that 'premeditated murder' joke myself at some point. Throughout the whole crow jokes bit I kept finding myself looking over at the magnet on my fridge of a bunch of crows in a club that says 'murder on the dance floor', can't get enough of that gag.

[@fredrikringdahl4132]

i did use the premeditated murder joke

[@RETRODIBUS]

You arrived in my hour of need when fatigue didn't let me do anything. I love this show, thank you

[@z31drifterlf]

Tomorow is another day friend, here's to a better one.

[@junderlandgames1186]

Gotta love it when a video game podcast doesn’t start talking about video games till the last 1/3 of the podcast lol 😝 No joke though, I love the random tangents and banter. This is what I subscribe for ❤

[@carstenandersenboje9053]

I agree, though to be fair its a Podcast about everything Geek, including beauty geek and cow hairstyler geek XD

[@Sbeas19]

They sometimes talk about videogames.

[@junderlandgames1186]

@@carstenandersenboje9053 that fair. I just wanted to be snarky

[@justsharki]

I think we all are here for Doogs and Jesse, let's be honest xD

[@OneBillionHorses]

Speaking of creative OF: I've been thinking abount starting an OF named "NudeHammer" with the premise "Warhammer is a very expensive hobby, and I need your money to sustain it". The page consist of 50% nudes and 50% pics of miniatures I'm painting. A great piece of performance art.

[@davidpapai4018]

a 50/50 body to d*ck ratio is pretty normal imo.

[@c1pher428]

Why don’t you plant them while being naked…

[@Croo444]

I clocked out over 90 minutes after my shift was supposed to end today. This is exactly what I needed.

[@paulmassie7128]

Good. Welcome to the work force

[@ToqTheWise]

8:40 I forget who said it but this is what’s meant by “write drunk, edit sober.” You should write as freely as you can and edit as critically as you can.

[@kriswager]

It is attributed to Hemingway, but he never said it

[@mecrutio8654]

Thank you Dodger and Jesse for another fun Geekenders episode and for helping to start this weekend right!

[@jessecox]

If our antics can help with your weekend, then I'm all for it. Thank you

[@obnoxiouspriest]

The thumbnail really reeled me in with the promise of centaur pornography. I sure hope I'm not disappointed.

[@alexanderwilkins222]

This podcast is weird, and I'm HERE FOR IT.

[@Grunttamer]

@@alexanderwilkins222 haven’t watched yet but Jesse has a well known love of chestnut mares

[@tinybee7780]

1:15:00 I can't wait for that Cult of the Lamb stuff with Jesse's parents. The way Jesse describes it sounds like a wonderful time 😄the way they play sounds like me whenever I play Enter the Gungeon coop.

[@Baalshazar]

I actually REALLY REALLY appreciate people who edit their own stuff. Dooger W.

[@yate0128]

I'm so glad you brought up "Thank Goodness You're Here" I want all my KZbinrs i watch to play it 😂

[@RemedyGamingChannel]

"They come for Jesse Cox, but what they get is Balls" - wonderful

[@JamFMc2011]

Thanks

[@JamFMc2011]

My bawls bought it

[@jessecox]

Thank you so much! Glad you Enjoyed the Episode

[@cecilandblues]

Love that someone is talking about Knock on the Coffin Lid. Love what I've played so far. 10 hours in and only really played around with the first character. Also I'm on the same page on the frustrations Dodger describes. I Hope some UI work can be done to smooth out the experience.

[@Leafsanin9221]

Great timing today my depression has been bad lately and a little dodgin cox is always a helpful pick me up 😅

[@Numerlon]

Hey Dodger and Jesse, We were told to suggest potential guests here. So I nominate EndyD20. He is a talkative british man who streams a lot of all kinds of Final Fantasy and digs ENTIRELY TOO MUCH into their lore and theorycrafts like a madman. He would be a great match to chat with both of you about the games (including XIV). He has expressed he would love to chat with Jesse but has entirely too much anxiety to ask for it himself directly of such "a big persona". Either way, love the show, always looking forward to it on fridays

[@truant6910]

Dodger keeping jesse in check, but jesse can never be checked, he's the one who checks.

[@torylva]

56:00 that discussion around Just think the last 30 years. 30 years ago, it was the Nokia 2110. 60 years ago, there were some predictions that every continent would have one computer each for major communication between nations. In star Trek in the 70s there was the amazing communication device WHERE YOU COULD TALK TO SOMEONE AND SEE THEIR FACE! Just imagine what the next 100 years will bring.

[@TheDoctor4221]

Jesse making dodger ugly laugh is just the sweetest

[@Mati_Panzer]

I just wanted to say that I love you guys and I'm looking forward to listening to you yap about random stuff (and occasionally videogames) for a couple hours every week

[@AlexusDelphi]

1:02:30 that sounds more like a penny board, which were made primarily for short distance travel without a scooter or bike

[@Belvie]

The age convo hits hard, my Grandad is in his 90s and goes on holiday several times a year and just a couple years ago my dad and his brothers had to have a "talk" with him because they found him in the garden cutting down a tree just because it never occurred to him, he's 90+ and should really just hire someone to do that kind of thing

[@Bradax24]

The part of me raised on NYC delis was yelling at the screen when Jesse COMPLAINED about all the pickles he was getting. THAT is the quintessential deli experience!

[@alexanderwilkins222]

31:44 I bumped the progress bar to this spot, and I am *concerned* how we got on this topic.

[@Umbra451]

I watched the whole thing up to that point and I’m still concerned

[@AlexandreNadeau93]

The small french pickles would be called cornichons 🧐

[@Abruptkos]

It's cool to have guests on the podcasts, but just having Dodger and Jesse all by themselves is the best because shenanigans always happens, and I'm here for that

[@alphacode5]

this was many years ago but i have seen the compilation of all the clips of dodger saying "hi, i'm dodger and you're watching my show" at the same time, it's like that scene in the matrix with the many tvs

[@BananahTV]

Thanks for getting me through my ten hour shift again. I put on a whole marathon of your episodes. 🤘🏻 PremierTwo for the next guest please! 🤘🏻

[@KingKool2099]

"Why aren't they called crow-nuts?" There's already a pastry called that...

[@Vilis_Farthuk]

Thank you, I came to find this come this comment.

[@Zectifin]

I love that ever episode lately just devolves into Jesse going full old man and saying "you know!!!!.....the thing!" about something that Dodger doesn't know about.

[@-neurasthenie-]

31:40 did me in, my throat hurts and I was having a cough mixed with laughter. Everything was hurting but I was happy

[@forrestwinstead4471]

Are you telling me you missed “come for the cox, stay for the balls!”

[@ICBPenguin]

I could watch these two talk about random bs forever.

[@AllenLeland]

This was a great one this week guys.

[@ivannovalery6504]

Thank goodness you’re here is definitely a must play game for you. The entire game remind me of cox and crendor animated

[@bldarkman]

This has been an exceptional video XD

[@enlightendbel]

Shelled peanuts are called apenoten/monkey nuts in Dutch too.

[@Vilis_Farthuk]

1:02:50 That seems like a skateboard designed for one of the former queen's Corgis.

[@Krendar]

Do some product placement for the energy drink Bawls, call it Cox + Bawls

[@ZeroJinKui]

jesse talked up cat quest so much i decided to buy all the games on switch. i relate so much to the "too many games" problem... my backlog is massive, and i keep buying more. i guess some could say it's a good problem to have, but i dunno if i can see it that way, cause i'd like to COMPLETE my games and see them all the way through, but it's not possible because of the overwhelming numbers i'm dealing with.

[@GypsumGeneration]

Now this is what I call on time Cox. I'm gonna start saying that all the time. On-time Cox, good ole OTC. Thanks for the videos buddy.

[@louismarriott2477]

oh gawd again 47:48 cornichons

[@johncgrier3561]

Hi Dodger and Jessie! I first saw both of you on reruns of Tabletop. Just recently found your current streams. You two are quite a pair. I just watched VOD of you two playing Doki Doki Lit Club. Very funny. Best wishes, I’ll be watching.

[@Natasniel]

Awww I really love those two

[@Vaedran]

Had to leave stream on Friday, came back to the vod on Saturday for the Only Hooves content. 😆

[@gregbarnett2123]

Pickles and balls, the perfect jesse cox podcast

[@klawless]

Them horseshoes are nailed in. soooo NOPE! 😂

[@aduboo29]

As someone who ran a pet shop in the UK for 10+ years, a lot of people in the UK don't even realise monkey nuts are the same nuts we get in bags of peanuts. Like, they have absolutely no idea. There's not really much use of them in the shell here other than feeding to animals, so most people can quite comfortably go without ever seeing one in the shell.

[@Kiddy7180]

Well I can't wait for next week's guest, Jesse Bawls, I sure hope Jesse Cox enjoys his replacement.

[@dedbatt8869]

I love this pod

[@ZalDholoo]

The influencer on the plane thing has Jesse giving off major "In love with the Pizza" (Justin Kurtizkes) vibes

[@drunkaquarian]

Jesse. Come for the Cox, stay for the balls.

[@Barbabonbon]

It had to happen, only a matter of time. The synchronised "HmHmm" @6:04

[@remi5812]

from hair stylists to doomsday, they really covered it all 😄

[@1Vergil]

Thanks for the coffin game recommendation Dodger.

[@deathlord269]

so, I see a different name burn was used this episode, (or maybe it's been used previously and I didn't notice those times) because Jesse's camera background is primarily dark/black in the corner the name burn is, the black text kind of hides. If you are trying to get away from the old style of name burn, perhaps a different font color, or a white boarder to the letters could help. anyways, solid episode, I didn't even notice there was a name burn on the web cams this episode until over an hour in.

[@lycos94]

Has Dodger tried ''Across the Obelisk''? that's also a very Slay the Spire game with story elements and stuff to it, very fun

[@primkpop5333]

how did they think of Only Feathers and not ONLY HENS?!

[@leomar8577]

Was the thing Dodger was referring to around the 36-minute mark the Confirmation Bias?

[@ski364]

Jesse should do sand mandalas. To learn to let go, and be ok with his work being temporary.

[@Burred11]

Welcome back to another episode of Balls 'n' Dodgdor In The Evening, where we may talk about geek stuff eventually, after an hour of following a chain of intrusive thoughts.

[@davidvagnell6317]

I love the connection we got between doomsday prepping and McRib since those are some of the passions of Rhett from good mythical morning Sidenote I haven't met a doomsday believer who isn't also a climate denier, weird how that works out

[@apefu]

48:02 Cornichons On that topic: Nino Ferrer - Les Cornichons

[@Yorah95]

Man If Jesse just put a mirror up to himself as he talks about dawntrail and looks at himself talking about the last Warcraft Expansions.

[@setheastman4181]

YOOOOOOOO IT'S THE WEEKEND!

[@rabnessmonster25]

This podcast is going off the balls! I mean rails!

[@Jagerbomber]

Are there dog masseuses? Dogs seem to often develop stiff back legs, or a tight back leg and end up limping. It's definitely tight muscles.

[@helenahsson1697]

They exist, also physiotherapeuts (not sure about english spelling so it's in Swenglish 😅) for dogs. My friend is a vet and she send her clients there when training/massage would benefit the animal better than meds.

[@snowstalker36]

Is it bad that I knew Dodger was going to "walk off into the woods" as soon as that conversation started?

[@LunnchBoxx45]

Yo, it's the WEEKEND!!!

[@Daealis]

The Geekenders: Come for Cox, stay for the balls.

[@deathdealer425]

I'm glad Dodger has the same old person plan as me 😂

[@Setliin]

logagm is the cucumber guy dodger was talking about I think

[@TruePerception]

Baby gherkins or cornichons.

[@krausier]

Dodger is going one day become a Hermit and Sam will be lost to the Matrix what a time to be alive that will be.

[@sanayatau]

One to the forest and one jacked into the matrix, what is this, Shadowrun?

[@enchantinosis]

The funny part of those doomsday prep people is that they aren’t exactly quiet about it and are making themselves as primary target should anything actually happen.

[@danielmorgan7640]

You know they are the bestest of friends when he can openly talk about his balls to her XD

[@Simping4jackblack]

Lmao Dodger and Sam’s elderly pact is like the two sides of the asd/adhd spectrum

[@Octorawk]

IT'S THE WEEKEND!

[@tsuribachi]

1:27:01 "The Flex of Jesse Cox"

[@bigdog2817]

Nice David dobrik goof

[@modassalvis]

If you want a good pickle in UK go to the eastern european grocery store and get them there. Polish, Lithuanians, Latvians, etc. know how to pickle.

[@YMasterS]

Lived in England all of my 38 years and have never heard the phrase 'Monkey nuts'. Think someone was having a laugh at Dodger's expense. Edit - asked around the office, and one person thinks they've heard the term, but thought it was nuts that are a certain shape.

[@ArtHeaux420]

32:51 reminds me of that destiny's child song 🎵 the car I'm driving, my balls bought it 🎶

[@Ephemerality314]

47:40 French cornichons

[@maplecountryjin]

any plans to put out the geekenders on KZbin music??

[@thescrewfly]

I don't know where exactly in the UK Dodger lives but, while I have vaguely heard the term monkey nuts, I can assure everyone that, shelled or unshelled, the normal word for peanut in Britain is peanut. And, lest we forget, peanuts are not actually nuts at all.

[@SneakyIrishNinja]

Does anyone know what Jesse's FFXIV prediction was (that he said he made 2 years ago and proved true at the end of Dawntrail?). Trying to find out what it was!

[@ShepherdDruid]

Come for the Cox, stay for the under balls

[@tedioustotoro4885]

When I saw the title and thumbnail, I thought for a second that Lucahjin was the guest

[@kekohokko7213]

Try Spreewälder Gurken (which, btw, is already the plural, no s required - edit: realised you said gherkins, which sounds very similar, sorry) when you have the chance.

[@kimaclaret]

Oh thank goodness, I have to do the dishes.

[@nanoflower1]

calcium chloride is the key to keeping pickles crunchy.

[@thecaryou]

Fun enough my Aunt is that job, she does horse hair and people hair styling for a living.

[@CrowColdblade]

Beefenders, finally.