Half in the Bag - Alien: Romulus

[@IHJello]

Mike and Jay doing their best Deadpool & Wolverine cosplay

[@vidarthorsby2052]

This comment is under appreciated 🎉

[@Twunga]

Man.....almost intentional hey lol

[@nickmattio3397]

Would of been hilarious if Wolverine and Deadpool actually dressed like that when back in the current timeline LOL

[@johnmcguire1792]

When you read something and think uhh... what else am not getting?

[@JamesMorgan-ne8qu]

Jay is comic accurate short king Wolverine.

[@FlymanMS]

Tracksuit looks great on Mike. It really brings out his inner Eastern European middle aged alcoholic vibe.

[@HumanHamCube]

@FlymanMS everyone has seen polish Mike outside of disco tech. I saw him flip cigarette in to bird mid flight.

[@LyleVSXyle]

“Hey cousin! Let’s go bowling!”

[@FlymanMS]

@@HumanHamCube "disco tech" is exactly something Mike would say, along with "program"

[@nickmattio3397]

@@FlymanMS just needs a gold chain and dingy wife beater under

[@MrAlexsaint]

This is not a tracksuit, but 'dres' and Mike is actually Michał Stokłosa and comes from Nowy Targ, Poland ;)

[@lando_uk]

SPOILER ALERT - There are NO Romulans in ALIEN: ROMULUS.

[@beefgoat80]

Are you sure they weren't cloaked?

[@drgetwrekt869]

I actually expected an alien scene in the Coliseum in Rome

[@craighicksartwork]

And barely any aliens.

[@intsoccersuperstar1]

This is worse than no earths in alien 3 (alien cubed? How were we supposed to pronounce that anyway)

[@Meh-j9s]

Shazbot

[@Selendeki]

The movie failed immediately, because I just couldn't comprehend how a group of teenagers could just commandeer a space faring vessel and board that huge ruin without the "adults" finding out about it. The camp/colony was clearly tightly controlled as they showed to begin with. The world building was just too bizarre for me.

[@Lucrei.]

Exactly, not contacted by flight control. Not contacted by the company. I was like... HUH?!

[@WeeabossVA]

In space, you can still hear Rich Evans' laugh.

[@Canadish]

Genuinely a comforting thought.

[@diarrheagondola]

I hear him scream about the popups in his Space Cop helmet.

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

Nice icon.

[@jeffreywilliams3421]

AT-ST, AT-ST, AT-ST

[@DangerB0ne]

​@@jeffreywilliams3421STAR DESTROYER

[@SolidusScott87]

3 trips to the theater in one month?! Mike and Jay are gonna single handedly save the theaters.

[@moronicalmeister]

And get chlamydia from the theater seats

[@Beer_Dad1975]

Wait, you can't leave the movie theatre once you have bought a ticket? What the hell was the woman behind me doing then when she took a phone call half way through the first act, and after talking loudly for several minutes, got up, turned the light on on her phone, and then wandered out of the theatre - mean while her disgusting family continued to chew with their mouths open and rustle food bags constantly. 20 minutes later, she wandered back in again with her phone light on, and proceeded to not once, but twice get the wrong isle - someone at that point did yell at her to "turn your light off" - but she ignored them. Eventually she found her seat, then spent the rest of the film asking questions because she'd missed so much, and making stupid comments about how the actors looked. I'm not even vaguely exaggerating any of this stuff either. Seriously, it's beyond a joke at this point - every. single. time. I go to the movies, some a*****e ruins it by acting like they are the only person in the universe that matters.

[@thedingleberrybush6076]

@@Beer_Dad1975People like that aren’t real. They have to be some universal joke and just pop into existence to annoy real people.

[@Beer_Dad1975]

@@thedingleberrybush6076 😀Ok, that made me chuckle!

[@d3nza482]

Only way for theater audiences to singlehandedly save movie theaters is to have theaters start showing adult movies.

[@MrEnKaye]

When Mike said "[Alien] is like 50 years old" i thought to myself, "HA! Could you imagine?" Then i realized 1979 was 45 years ago. My bones are aching, Anni.

[@Metallizombie]

Storms coming

[@Mofi357]

48 years

[@barkley8285]

Luke skywalker will be 50 years old in a few years

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

@@barkley8285 Luke Skywalker was not born 50 years ago, he was born a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

[@HansAlRachid]

Good lord, that hurts to read.

[@treytison1444]

I didn't even think of this until now but perhaps the stupidest plot hole is that there's a giant xenomorph research station drifting above a Weyland Yutani mining planet, and the Xeno obsessed Weyland Yutani doesn't have a team to send there and secure it before these kids.

[@puzzlejinx]

The Spaceballs footage being labeled Alien (1979) killed me

[@DeRockMedia]

haha i noticed that too, i chuckled pretty well on that lol

[@NoriMori1992]

Same 😂 And I had "Hello! Ma Baby" stuck in my head for at least half an hour after that!

[@Gundamguy-py3ir]

I literally didn't even realize that.

[@ParodyMenOnline]

It legit made me double take lol

[@idiot_city5444]

Yeah, never seen that joke before...

[@TheStupidrule]

Jay looks like he walked on set straight from an 8 hour fishing trip where he fell off the boat.

[@SuperDerp5]

Someone f****his hair too. Rough life😆

[@SkullMan---]

I had a nice big laugh because of you, thank you

[@AndI0td763]

@@SuperDerp5 Jay’s hair always looks fucking fantastic, even after long fishing trips.

[@MegaTrafficCone]

“Didn’t catch nothin’, still had a blast”

[@TheStupidrule]

@@SkullMan--- Glad to hear it, because that's all I was going for. I hope nobody's taking this seriously as an insult to Jay.

[@mongooseunleashed]

Ridley Scott: _Chewing black licorice_ "You have to use the BLACK GOO!!"

[@intereceptor01]

Ridley asked Alvarez what was the black goo. Lmao

[@alexsilva28]

@@intereceptor01 No way lmao

[@mvprime8]

What was that black goo? Was the black goo different than the sparkly green goo? Was the black goo always intended for use as a weapon or was it just weird alien cum? Why would Holloway assume that the air was okay to breathe inside the spaceship just because they detected an oxygen atmosphere? If the black goo alters people's DNA why did a little fish come out of Holloway's eye? Was the black goo attacking them? If they were running away from the black goo that was attacking them and trying to kill them then why was the one guy running into the room where all the vases with the black goo was when the door closed and cut his head off, shouldn't he have been running away from that room? Did he forget his wallet in there?

[@IsabellaCatherine19XX]

Hahahahaha!

[@mrowr4097]

@@mongooseunleashed guys its cool i swear

[@farfletched]

They had 40 stock shots of an Alien with its head at 45 degrees giving a little hiss, and they sporadically placed it every few mins.

[@loarfy]

this drove me nuts, I just can't understand why they put it in there SO much

[@DeaconPain]

Cause this movie was made for people who have a fetish for the alien

[@TheRealRodent]

Yeah but you need to have that because without seeing the alien every 15 seconds means it's not an Alien movie. AvP did the same, they constantly had the Preds uncloaking every 7 seconds because if they don't do that it's not a Predator movie. For a movie today to be an alien, or predator, or whatever movie... you need shots, shots, shots, shots and shots of the creature, or the audience might forget what movie they're watching.

[@TigerPenguin789]

That was driving me nuts too. I love the alien design but gives us a different angle damn it.

[@scullmancometh]

I just rewatched this last night at home and that was bugging me too. It felt very artificial, and it didn’t seem like the alien was in whatever environment that the scene took place. Felt like a high budget fan film.

[@100Servings]

Jay looks like he got subjected to an all-Paramount+ Star Trek shows marathon.

[@chartreux1532]

Also he is wearing a Canadian/North US (?) cliché Lumberjack Outfit but with Short Pants, which made me wonder about the current Weather in Wisconsin. Meanwhile Mike with his Czech Lastname Stoklasa literally looks like most Czechs i ever met in Germany and Czechia, so he fits in. Therefor i request Jay to wear proper Bavarian Lederhosen Oktoberfest Outfit for the next Half in the Bag together with Mike in his Czech Jeans and Cheap Sports Jacket Outfit, both of them representing their Ancestry Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps

[@sothatsdevintart2562]

At least Paramount+ Star Trek shows refrain from using CGI Ghouls of dead actors… 😔

[@djtaitai]

🖖🏻🤓

[@nicoEmt187]

@@sothatsdevintart2562 *so far ^^. All though Patrick Stewart almost falls in that Category by now...

[@JazzHands]

Truly, a fate worse than death

[@piingoo]

Don’t worry! If Alien 7 isn’t getting you excited, there’s always Alien 8 to look forward to!

[@Lil.Chrish]

Consume product and then get excited for next product 🤖

[@Gr8Daner]

sad part is that you're definitely right

[@arav13]

Endless trash!!

[@gameoverman4530]

Well, Alien 8 is a fantastic game released in 1985 for the ZX Spectrum and other 8-bit computers, so in a way you're not wrong.

[@JadyLester]

But will they have an alien burst out of someone's chest? And a happy ending fake-out? And an evil corporation story? I think not.

[@aidanevans5239]

We'll add 7 more years to your contract... WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!

[@jthom0027]

Your thetan levels must be very high.

[@SgtNicholasAngle]

😂

[@Platanov]

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!

[@alalvarez7301]

@@Platanov HAH-HAH--HAAAAAAAAAAH

[@intereceptor01]

Exactly how you run a proper vcr repair shop

[@clintkarklus5523]

In the original Alien, Ash being an android was a twist. He infiltrated the ship under the guise of a last-minute replacment for their science officer and they had no idea he was an android installed by Weyland-Yutani. This aspect of the story is completely broken, when it turns out that Ash's android models all look the same. Just one of a dozen nonsense callbacks that supplement this film to its detriment. We all had a good laugh throughout watching this, so at least theres that.

[@katemcdonald3634]

An easy explanation, is that they remade the same model, because for whatever reason it was particularly adept at understanding the xenomorph. It's like having the same version of chrome on your browser as you did 18 months ago. It's a potential capability thing.

[@kswindl]

​@@katemcdonald3634That was a really horrible explanation. I understand it was a thought experiment made for the sake of argument, but you should be ashamed of yourself.

[@katemcdonald3634]

@@kswindl Pardon? This is a pretty mainstream thing in software testing. You're trying to repeat and outcome so you repeat the inputs. If Ash made intuitive leaps that are unique to his model it's a perfect explanation. It's firmly established that android due in fact look alike. The fact the ash model wasn't well known in alien, isn't a sign that his model would be more common later. Reality doesn't work the way you feel it does.

[@equinesound]

This is set 20 years after Alien so it’s feasible that during the events of that movie the Ash model was brand new and wouldn’t have raised suspicion and in the intervening years was rolled out more generally. I don’t think it breaks that aspect of the movie but it’s still eye rolling to include it in Romulus. It’s just the Disney fan service template for almost all their franchise milking trash sadly.

[@clintkarklus5523]

@@katemcdonald3634 This is mostly valid reasoning, but it still doesn't explain why they would apply the copy at a cosmetic level as well.

[@fhujf]

3 RLM videos in a week? These are the best of times and the worst of times.

[@whatsup4825]

They were the blurst of times!!??

[@hermannabt8361]

The Best of the Worst?

[@joshmitchell3940]

@@whatsup4825so many of us wanted to comment this exact thing

[@verybored1261]

the Best of the Worst of times

[@jameskelley5918]

@@whatsup4825someone beat me to it

[@MrDe4dGuy34]

The VCR repair business must really be hurting for them to make this many videos back-to-back.

[@GG-bv9ch]

VHS tapes arent cheap when the Nukie auctions skyrocket the market.

[@idiot_city5444]

@@GG-bv9ch classic rlm normie comment, so embarrassing

[@JohnBaran-kw5jf]

They're trying to bury their defense of the Acolyte which went down in flames.

[@xcharlesbronsonx]

They need to bring back Mr. Plinkett! I can see them getting heavily demonetized for having such a funny, irreverent character back

[@AkaiSuisei1776]

When Mike said “actual stakes” I thought he said sexual stakes

[@brianlindstrand934]

I thought that as well, which seemed rather odd.

[@limlaith]

Same and I was prepared for some new horrific reveal about Alien reproduction.

[@Scott-zt3fz]

Sexual steaks

[@scottlette]

He did.

[@torpedopickle]

​​@@scottlettehe said "there's actual... there's actual stakes."

[@RIP_Greedo]

It’s hard to get excited about the extreme pastiche and predictability of Romulus. But the production design and sets and technology are so spot on and perfect, and the actor for Andy did an outstanding job.

[@johnblunt1313]

Andy was definitely a highlight

[@kevinelliostar]

and the actual alien sequences were very fucking good

[@rainpuppies]

I loved the analog feel to the computers and ship in romulus, so coherent with the technology they had in the original Alien from the 80’s! I loved the set pieces 😭

[@Fiveash-Art]

People blasting the movie are exaggerating about its problems. It's definitely flawed, but it doesn't ruin the movie. Everyone out there just looking for attention and clout, pretending they're too intelligent for this spook house ride movie. They're full of crap in my view.

[@johnblunt1313]

@@Fiveash-Art the movie just is not that good, from plot holes to *zero* character development after the opening 15 minutes. the "you're looking for attention" talking point from people who swallow all the bs a movie throws at them could not die soon enough. exactly what clout are people who don't like this movie getting? lol it doesn't even make sense

[@Captain_Pistachio]

2 Half in the Bags back to back? Blink twice if you're in trouble...

[@cacophonousantiquarian8803]

Mike's been keeping him prisoner

[@danparker3765]

Fr, it's suspicious how timely these are. Maybe they need an alibi

[@matthiasschulz3569]

To be pedantic, they put out a re:view of The Fly between the last two Half In The Bags, which, to be honest, makes it seem even more like an evil Mouse is sending them to the content creation mines whip in hand.

[@MrEnKaye]

Oh silly. They don't blink. The cryptosporidium in the Wisconsin water stole their eyelids.

[@sneedfeed3179]

You might even say…bag to bag

[@VincentVisions]

we have been truly blessed lately

[@johnwerner69]

I was just thinking that!

[@chrisflpizza7245]

we're eating good

[@transformerstuff7029]

yea whats happening?! Did they all get divorced?

[@reinaldopereira1268]

Haven't we? Jay and Mike are basically Buddhas at this point.

[@NeonNijahn]

Now is the winter of our discontent!

[@donaldfarquar]

Can't believe we all thought Ripley came up with that threat, when infact she just stole it from Andy the Andriod.

[@gringles]

Andy the Android suuuuuure did hate them bitches.

[@Renoistic]

I thought the movie was entirely unexciting but entertaining enough but that line made me actually angry.

[@beefgoat80]

My grandma had space cancer. But the welding videos here on KZbin taught me how to fix her.

[@le_bandito]

Force her to watch all 11 Star Wars movies in chronological order, this will cure her

[@brandononeil6764]

😂

[@SendPizza64]

My brain is so broken, I saw a yellow flannel on the thumbnail and assumed it meant they liked it

[@bizooty]

Mikethony Jaytano

[@john_smith_john]

these guys are actually likeable human beings

[@dusthymn8187]

@@john_smith_johnwhatever john

[@nestwr]

@@john_smith_john no need to make it weird

[@luiginastro8831]

@@john_smith_john I guess he didn't like an album you liked, and now you will hate Fantano until the sun explodes. You people are weird.

[@KarazolaX]

Mike looks so Polish, but when you see him pulling off a tracksuit like that you really see his Slav heritage

[@jizz_moat]

Stav*

[@captaindaddy4991]

Sooooo Polish. Just needs a tacky gold chain and cigarette.

[@NoxxPie]

Isn’t stoklasa greek?

[@BoyProdigyBaby]

​@@NoxxPieIt souds pretty polish to me. Stokłosa.

[@joshuatrujillo1410]

​@@BoyProdigyBaby Stoklasa is Czech surname.

[@turtlesmcgee3168]

RLM really treating us right in August.

[@mroctober3657]

It's like their acknowledging our existence.

[@mroctober3657]

*they're

[@chartreux1532]

Since Colin was there recently, i'm 100% sure they also did a Best of the Worst. I hope this comes out very soon as well! Because whenever Colin was visitng them they always did a Re:View and a Best of the Worst. Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps

[@buddhavskungfu]

@@chartreux1532 **** YOU ITS AUGUST!

[@johnnyjosefsen7644]

The depressing thing about Romulus is that it spends most time referencing Alien and Aliens to a lesser degree, but in reality it's more like Alien Resurrection with fancier sets and a worse script.

[@timothykoehler8032]

"It fell off the cliff worse than anything I've ever seen in my life" and he's pushed Rich Evans down a ravine...

[@Deadguns12]

You knew it was gonna be good when they're wearing their hobo outfits

[@ArizonanSummer]

Outfits?

[@WillTorbett]

It’s what they wore for “Covenant”

[@splooie02]

that's all of their outfits

[@diablojones]

Yes! “Talks about Prometheus” is one of my fav bits. 😂

[@C_Jett]

That was the bit that introduced me to RLM, and its all been tragedy after horrific tragedy ever since

[@georgeh4171]

I remember they did a collab with Honest Trailers at the time. Then Jay appeared on Screen Junkies Movie Fight. Which was hilarious because you could tell he hated everyone there and just thought the whole thing was dumb😂😂😂

[@35Spidey]

Yep, it was the first RLM video I saw back in 2012, and I knew their style of humour was going to be my jam.

[@Uhohlisa]

It’s when I figured out Mike was Mr. Plinkett (they used to keep his identity ACTUALLY secret and not the Rich Evans bit). I felt like I had discovered something magical since I had been watching those Plinkett reviews since 2009-10.

[@rossz4898]

First one I saw too, they were way too soft on Prometheus

[@acaryadasa]

The black goo, is Alien's midichlorians.

[@whinybritches]

Oh shit that's harsh lol

[@GARGANTUANMASKEDFISH]

I hate how accurate this is.

[@ledarbyromeo9667]

No way... You're so right.

[@BumpTune8462]

Macguffin****

[@ApocalypseGuy1]

Except it won't go away after a single movie. :(

[@euphoriantremedy]

Jay jumped ship from Pixel watch to Apple Watch. You thought we wouldn't notice, BUT I NOTICED JAY. I NOTICED.

[@Eyecyou64]

Typical Wisconsin liberal elites

[@hannibalb8276]

SELL OUT!!!!!

[@FullmetalSP1]

Not the cheap Apple Watch either. These guys are spinning some serious Patreon dough.

[@jedgaratxretcon-artist6045]

Not a fan of call-back cinema but Spaeny and David Jonsson make it enjoyable .Third act craziness was fun and some set pieces with gravity. “Get a way from my sister “ would have been a better line than the other .

[@LopsidedMammal]

I think my biggest takeaway from this video is that Jay and Mike appreciate the unsung genius that is Peter Serafinowicz

[@heroinmom153]

Amazon cancelling The Tick was my final straw with their dingbat programming

[@Flameb0]

the voice of darth maul? that peter serafinowicz?

[@darklighter66]

When they said sounds like Brian Butterfield I was like "they can't mean THE Brian Butterfield"

[@woozertoo]

PEEEETER Serafinowicz!

[@patmann9363]

​@@Flameb0Fuck that he was the...TICK!

[@JohnSmith-df7uo]

Michael, you have such a big heart for letting that unhoused gentleman with the beard inside for your internet movie review show.

[@Shisha2025]

Unhoused....

[@RachelRichards]

As a nonbinary Transracial woman of color, I am so touched by your humanization of unhoused people. Thank you.

[@pauloricardo-wn6ps]

@@RachelRichards stfu

[@rustybuckets2143]

Spoken like his own mother

[@grumpysphinx4911]

Fun fact, transracial is a real term referring to children who are adopted by families or parents of another race. Edit: There was a good video here on YT by Kat Blaque where she talked about her own experiences being adopted by a white family as well as interviewing others, but sadly it looks like she removed it. Basically it touched on feelings of isolation and otherness from not being familiar with cultural elements that ppl of their same race would

[@ianfleischer3532]

So about the alien life cycle: originally, there was famously a deleted scene from the original 1979 film where Ripley finds all the crew stuck to the wall, slowly morphing into giant eggs. While it was deleted for time and to not take away from the mystery of the species, it does tie back into the idea of the xenomorph being a perfect organism - it takes people, makes them into eggs which produce more facehuggers and so on. Later, Cameron obviously introduced the queen. And so the expanded lore concluded that it can go both ways: a queen is usually the main way they reproduce, but if the facehugger gives birth to a drone (which is the default version of the alien basically), it can still turn people into eggs. As a fan of most of the franchise, the original version of the process will always be far more interesting , as not only does it tie back into the themes of bodily autonomy, but it also leads to far more questions which is way more interesting than them reproducing by... just a really big alien (aliens still rocks tho).

[@starpencil]

17:53 LOL space balls being credited as alien is way more funny then it should be to me

[@vinesauceobscurities]

Especially with John Hurt reprising his role as the victim.

[@polagacor285]

I clapped! I clapped!

[@N0tAlpharius]

I choose to believe it was because the editor genuinely forgot that that scene was a different film

[@DeRockMedia]

@@N0tAlpharius Jay Edited it, no way he could accidentally forget, total Jay joke

[@oldman-tr1qi]

thank you, I feel seen :D

[@TheRealElThang]

"Who's to blame for this film?" What an amazing way to start a review 🤣

[@-k-b-]

Hollywood is basically Weyland Yutani

[@ariblue400]

And the answer is easy: Ridley Scott

[@-Monad-]

I would much rather have seen Fassbender finishing out the trilogy than this crap. At least Scott had a creative vision.

[@neonwallacewells7818]

@@-Monad- yeah, I cut the guy making gladiator two is definitely full of solid visions right now

[@henriklarssen1331]

@@-Monad- Please no, Covenant was so bad i cant imagine that this Movie here is that bad.

[@WesternOutpostDonVonFilms]

Hollywood should subvert our expectations and make a original good movie again.

[@brandonspain12345]

The Creator Astroid City No Hard Feelings Thankskilling No One Will Save You May December Beau Is Afraid Dream Scenario Out Come the Wolves Saltburn The Holdovers The Menu The Killer Oppenheimer Tenet Elio (upcoming) Bullet Train Challengers Modi (upcoming) Role Play Lady Ballers Bottoms Hoppers (upcoming) Son, you got PLENTY of food on your plate. You just need to look a little closer to see what's on it. 🍽️

[@WesternOutpostDonVonFilms]

@@brandonspain12345 I didn't like most of them, but perhaps that is just me. Astroid City was boring, Oppenheimer was too long, and Lady Ballers lacked co-herence: What happened to the badger that they tied up in the basement? Badger lives matter. Enjoy them.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Plenty on the plate? There barely is a plate, unless I’m so used to skipping ads I just never see anything anymore

[@WesternOutpostDonVonFilms]

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat I agree. Perhaps his standards are just lower than ours.

[@anthonymartensen3164]

@donvonfilms2937 that's the point. You are saying "wouldn't original movies be great? We want original movies." And then you respond to a list someone offers with "yeah but not *those* original movies"

[@insearchofprometheus]

I actually think Alien 3 is the perfect conclusion to the Alien trilogy. It's not a pleasant movie, but it is not supposed to be. I consider Alien: Resurrection to be more or less non-canonical. It just feels like a concept movie where everything that didn't make it into the first three movies got thrown together before they washed their hands of the whole thing.

[@hhjhj393]

TO ME. The Alien franchise ended at Alien. The end. Dan O'Bannon and Ridley Scott knew that Hollywood was gonna milk it. I guess Ridley Scott just stopped caring and went along with it by Prometheus. The creators made Alien as a one off. That's it. The more you milk it, the more you make it mundane and worthless.

[@dawgwiddaglasses]

@@hhjhj393 You wouldn’t want them to stop at Aliens at the very least? That movie was as good as the first.

[@heyguysinternet]

Nah, Aliens is a comic book compared to the first movie. Alien is still supreme.

[@Y2Kr4SHM4N]

Anti-male feminists hate Aliens. It’s easily the equal of the original, expanding on the premise, addressing unanswered questions, and creating a new take whilst expanding on the science and tactile technology that made the original so intriguing, from the realism of a fusion generators fusing elements to create a breathable atmosphere, to the technologies of the colony, and the colonial marines. It expands on the original premise. The only misgivings I have is ripley being exposed to explosive decompression. And the aliens whose torsos weren’t shattered by explosive rounds, not gradually regenerating their wounds. The first two films are equals of each other. Anyone arguing for one or the other doesn’t understand the ethos of the original which is enhanced by the sequel. Choose one, deserve none.

[@phillipsalaises2782]

Watch Alien 3 directors cut with all the deleted scenes , it's the original cut before it was edited. It's much better and fits in much better

[@attichatchsound-bobkowal5328]

Robert Meyer Burnett gave the best description I heard: A "cover-band-playing-the-greatest-hits" Alien.

[@johnwayne8494]

Now about Picard season 3....

[@markusbisma5015]

Couldnt agree more

[@steveb9713]

@@johnwayne8494season 3 was good, there’s plenty worse trek to hate on

[@inkermoy]

@@steveb9713 Just because Picard S3 was better than Picard S1 and S2, doesn't make it "good". Star Trek TNG ended with All Good Things.

[@steveb9713]

@@inkermoy all good things is definitely the last great tng, the movies aren’t all that good, but they’re still fun, and Picard s3 is at least on that same level, it’s fun to see the old crew together again for one last voyage

[@billietalley5891]

Geez, The Peanuts are looking rough nowadays

[@schnarfschnarf5886]

Smh, you bastard

[@faronbrooks]

"Somehow... the original alien returned."

[@johnwayne8494]

Did people think the Alien died at the end of the first movie? It definitely looked alive when it fell off the shuttle.

[@Nidarosgnomen]

Most things look alive right before they die... And nothing humans know about can survive in the unending wastness of space, so... Yeah, a lot of people did think that the alien died at the end of the first movie.

[@johnwayne8494]

@@Nidarosgnomen It would be lame if the "perfect organism" couldn't protect itself in the vacuum of space.

[@Nidarosgnomen]

@@johnwayne8494 why does it hide inside spaceships in earlier sequels then? It could just hitch a ride on the outside of a ship, and catch a ride to a new planet

[@johnwayne8494]

@@Nidarosgnomen Uh how would it catch a ride to another planet while the ship was going the speed of light?

[@seagull8415]

No characterisation? But one of them had a headband! REMEMBER HEADBANDS?! AAAAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!

[@3n3my33]

To be fair in a few places: In Alien Director's Cut, the xenomorph did the weird wall structures on its own. The structures in Aliens was a callback to that. I know they didn't _have_ to use Ash's design, and I'd have preferred if they didn't, but there is precedent for Weyland-Yutani recycling old android designs in previous movies. I didn't mind the idea as much as I did the execution. I groaned when Andy said the Aliens line, though. They really should have left it at "get away from her."

[@johnwayne8494]

Yeah I was confused why they thought the Alien Queen was physically cocooning its victims without help.

[@3n3my33]

@@johnwayne8494 Would the queen even be able to fit in all the spaces with cocoons in Aliens? How would she get from floor to floor?

[@johnwayne8494]

@@3n3my33 Idk but I figure she was probably somewhere in the bowels of the station strung up laying eggs and we never get to see her because it's irrelevant.

[@angrysalad]

@@johnwayne8494 But these weren't normal eggs, these were eggs in slides, like they were some kind of IVF which makes me think the research station created all these eggs, not a queen. Granted, where did they get the starting material for the eggs to begin with? Do the Xenomorphs have the capability to either be drone or queen in their DNA and the researchers just extrapolated form there?

[@johnwayne8494]

@@angrysalad I think there was an outbreak from the cloned facehuggers and then one of the aliens transitioned into a Queen and started its own colony on the ship. That would make the most sense.

[@marklabonte2925]

They missed when discussing that ladies' extended Weyland Yutani contract: "with ENDLESS OPTIONS for RENEWAL!!!"

[@davistoa]

Not another 50 cycles!

[@marklabonte2925]

@@davistoa aHAhAhHahahHaHHAaaHahaaa!!!!!!

[@this_connor_guy]

Before you were learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME--!!

[@hankhill7827]

Our friendly Ash android! *holds up decapitated head*

[@BambooAcrobatVerte]

"FUCK YOU! IT'S WEYLAND-YUTANI!"

[@cripmeister9104]

The day has come when Mike and Jay are nostalgic about Prometheus, things are really really bad.

[@magnuskallas]

I'm not going to lie: I saw Prometheus in the cinema and clapped in the ending. Pure B-film experience.

[@Bloodynine606]

Prometheus at least was trying to do a new story, even if it did it badly, this is just doing the same bullshit again not as well

[@GreenTeaViewer]

loved Prometheus. Much better film than Romulus.

[@hosvet_animation]

@@GreenTeaViewer Looking forward to Alien Alpha, where there's a King Alien who's a jerk.

[@Atrahasis7]

@@GreenTeaViewer I agree, Prometheus has some issues, but some really amazing moments like the surgical pod everybody likes. I think the aesthetics are nice, and the precursor big alien men are kind neat and menacing. It loses a bit of the mystery of the first alien, and their cut script makes them bit meh but still.

[@rustyshakelford1466]

You guys nailed it with the first comment. First 30 mins you think "wow this is really going places, is this actually going to be a good alien movie?", and then it is all thrown away the second you meet the expendible teens and they take off for mining ship. Why? all the material for a good movie is there, on the colony planet, NOT up in a busted old movie (ship). It's ironic in the worst way, the cast literally leaves one movie with potential and travels to another movie with nothing but painful retreads. Scott himself realized that the androids are more interesting than the aliens years ago, which is why his 2 newer movies, flawed as they are, focus more on them. Why can't this be a movie about the girl and the android, just them, investigating their predicament on the colony and it's relationship with wayland? there is more than enough space to insert aliens on the planet, which is where they landed themselves in the original anyways. Also what they did to Ian Holm was just insulting on every level and should never be allowed. I guess you have to specify in your will now that you don't want to be paraded as a CGI corpse, sad.

[@Dazgul]

Ridley Scott said he gave notes to Alvarez telling him to do certain things. I'm 99. 9 percent sure the prometheus stuff was in those 'notes'.

[@steak820]

But the entire way they got the face huggers was from the black goo, so without there there would have been no plot to give notes on

[@Dazgul]

@@steak820 you don't know how it was previously. You're looking at it from the end result.

[@steak820]

@@Dazgul not really, you're speculating as to what happened with Scott. I'm just referencing the plot.

[@Fiorwestcoast]

​@@steak820the black goo was extracted from the face huggers the big chap dna made the face huggers lol. Basically it's nonsensical garbage

[@barnabykane4515]

Even still, the Prometheus stuff wasn't the worst part of the movie. The pointless and unnecessary callbacks to better Alien movies is what made this film so disappointing. I felt a pit in my stomach form the moment the Ian Holm flesh muppet showed up on screen.

[@williamhouseholder1558]

If I would have made this with AI it would have Danny Glover and gary busey fighting aliens in a meat plant.

[@IamTheOppressor]

that sounds badass, can you recommend any movies like that?

[@Anamnesis]

Gotta respect their commitment to this review, not showering for several days and wearing winter gear in a warm studio in the middle of August. 🤣

[@mh98177]

Oh, that’s why there drunk and haven’t showered in several days. It was a bit. Yep, that’s what it was. That why they did that.

[@DeRockMedia]

@@mh98177 ive been off for a couple days when i lost my last job, been drunk a bit too much, i need to shower for sure, hair looks worse than Jays, but im home by myself so who am i impressing? the Door Dasher? :P (not actually a joke though LOL)

[@GG-bv9ch]

@@Anamnesis Meanwhile Rich Evans developed beach body and spends his time on Venice beach.

[@idiot_city5444]

@@GG-bv9ch 🗑

[@stonedvillain79]

Can't decide what was worse in Romulus. Anti-gravity alien acid Stopping for a chat with the face huggers The constant references to previous films The youthful cast, who are introduced to us as basically slave miners, knowing every element of space travel C.g.i. Ash All of the above

[@itsd0nk]

I love that you guys still attributed the Space Balls chest burster scene as “Alien 1979”. Brilliantly done 😂

[@FriendZone75]

I’m not used to seeing Jay’s face this much in one week. It’s too much for my libido.

[@minaunohf6062]

I feel this so much, i can't stop..

[@_Tokenwhtguy]

Good thing you're in the friend zone.

[@RachelRichards]

He's not even that attractive though. Like at most a 9/10.

[@benjaminperez7328]

Simp.

[@SuperDerp5]

It’s the hair; isn’t it? Lol

[@THEADAMCLASSIC]

Wow, movie reviews that come out immediately after the film does. What a time to be alive

[@THEADAMCLASSIC]

@ULTRAOutdoorsman Nah, they're fine. As a longtime fan of their channel, I want RLM to make the videos they wanna make.

[@brandononeil6764]

I’m always ecstatic when I come across any of your episodes I missed! You guys are awesome!

[@kla4600]

Not a screenplay made by AI. An older metaphor is to say that something is "paint by numbers". Which might be the sensation here.

[@DEADxSAINT]

Fact is. Movies are just so expensive to make. This film cost 80 million to produce and that's classed as "cheap". AI produced movies are inevitable (if it's not being done already).

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

@@DEADxSAINT you're right, we'll see that in coming years, but also there is no way in hell this is AI-written, yeah it hits the typical story beats, but its Fede Alvarez and a straight-to-streaming film, not a gigantic blockbuster with studio dominating every aspect trying to make it four-quadrant appealing, AI productions will come but Fede very clearly put passion into this, and im sick of ppl acting like any mediocre movie MUST be written by AI, we've seen stuff like this b4, Borderlands or Exorcist-Believer or Indy 5 are the few where I think they're so awful and made by desperate studio execs trying to claw back some profit that POSSIBLY AI could be involved, Alien Romulus is flawed but not that bad, its a lazy excuse to say its AI

[@godofspacetime333]

@@GuineaPigEverydaydude, this movie was uninspired garbage and absolutely felt like a chatbot strung together bits of all the other alien movies and they filled in the rest.

[@DeRockMedia]

@@GuineaPigEveryday i kind of figure they will AI a main plot, and draft it with different personal ideas and tweek it a bit, just my assumption with AI and art to come, i think they can sneak and do it that way, how would anyone know its AI created? im new to AI in art though

[@CoNnOr5899]

i think what they meant by saying "it's written by an AI" is that the movie FEELS like something an AI would create, just a mishmash of the most famous aspects of every movie in this franchise + epic small references all happening during a very formulaic story (guys on ship but aliens try to hunt and kill them). The creators put in the same amount of effort that an AI would, while also thinking this was some "great return for this franchise that feels fresh, new and exciting!"

[@TheoAndHisPedals]

Well that was quick

[@davekennedy6315]

I would LOVE for us to get weekly content (I think daily would be perfect haha!) But I get the guys need time to record, edit, plan out, organise and obviously need the time to watch the movies in the first place. I watch/listen to Redlettermedia vids EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, it's become such a habit that I struggle to sleep if deprived (I think that surely counts as an addiction haha!) So the more content we get the happier I am!

[@Disabled-person]

@@davekennedy6315 Eventually AI trained on RLM videos will generate half in the bags for every movie ever made, don't worry.

[@Krbyfan1]

@@Disabled-person Finally a review of The Batman!

[@outriggerunderground]

Seeing them reviewing new movies so quickly is a little off-putting

[@Danjoker.]

I'm surprised this video was uploaded a year and a half late.

[@tiagoheleno1358]

I totally loved this movie. To have two of my favorite reviewers end up hating it...... it's totally ok! Maybe they'll like the next one, but i had a blast.

[@ciealevelpsychology4642]

Likewise. Critical Drinker and DLM. I feel like I watched the movie wrong.

[@Grogeous_Maximus]

It's definitely on my top 3 of Alien movies. Really hopy that Alvarez is serious about making AvP!

[@samphillips8188]

Yeah I had a really fun time - sure the characters were very one note but it horrifying and good fun

[@carlosconesa]

Saw it last night in Barcelona, I had a great time as well!

[@KIager]

I also liked it, but have to agree that it lost its potential as it went along. Same as Longlegs, actually. Very strong starts that evolve into something you didn't expect, but what you expected might've been cooler.

[@elguitarTom]

Next Alien movie: The aliens uses the eggs / pods as a football, and kicks it so it lands on your face and you get instantly facehugged. 5 seconds later a huge alien bursts out of your ass.

[@UnquenchableHatred]

Oh my God the legendary musician Beyond Hell and Earth

[@Br-Al-De]

So basically Stephen King's Dreamcatcher? Most tense toilet scene ever, I swear to Jeebus.

[@ericv00]

Looked promising at "football", but then you lost the thread. Needed the alien queen to kick a field goal, before spiking the 'ball' into an opposing player's face. Then chest-bursters pop out of her team to run up and give her a high-five and group hug. Final score: Xenomorphs 7 - Weyland-Yutani 6. The Xenos win the Goo Cup! Everyone cheers. Roll credits.

And Romulus fans would still eat it up.

[@ocean_monster1]

It would be better than Alien: Crapulus

[@Masshuzai]

Took me half the review to realize Jay was wearing his Paul Reiser cosplay.

[@MrSnaztastic]

What a Burke.

[@Starbladesarcane]

It’s the dollar store Halloween rip off that would be labeled “80’s comedy husband”

[@mechinate]

Lmao!

[@3lldot]

@@MrSnaztasticI only recently found out that berk is cockney rhyming slang. I used to call people a berk as a kid…

[@MudderShmucker]

“It’s really sad. It’s pathetic”

[@enterzero0006]

Man, Mike looks so sad it makes my chest burst with happiness!

[@SuperDerp5]

We got to thank this unsung heroes, for their hard work; saving the masses from disappointment.. bravo, gentlemen 🎉

[@LeftoverBeefcake]

I know! It was like my face was being hugged by pure joy!

[@tc98826]

Aww I just want to hug your face for saying that.

[@kostajovanovic3711]

Ah, elderly emotional abuse

[@garrethboland]

I just met Lance Henriksen today in Chicago at the Fan Expo. Good time. I could have dressed as Bishop, but I'm not sure how much a blue jumpsuit would have stood out haha.

[@JohnDavidSullivan]

As a Brit gotta say the appreciation for Peter Serafinowicz's look around you was very much welcome.

[@GG-bv9ch]

Agreed.

[@MargaretDyke-x1k]

Very much appreciated

[@Fenderbaums_Run]

I learned about Brian Butterfield from their Guardians of the Galaxy review. Dah vee dah!

[@BlueBoy0]

I didn't realize that was him in it!

[@JohnDenverAirport]

Look Around You was amazing ... I seriously thought it was a real science show until they said that germs come from Germany ... and then I had to do a WTF double-take.

[@JudgementNutter]

Hollywood please stop using CGI faces of dead actors for memberberries. It's always gonna be gross.

[@mikerosoft1009]

The idea makes sense but the execution pulls you out of the movie. Unless they can pull it off where it looks legit, don't do it. I wasn't paying attention to the moment, I was pushed out of the movie thinking 'man this looks terrible'.

[@overseastom]

​​@@mikerosoft1009and imagine how bad this will look in just a few years time. CGI fx shots sometimes don't age well even when they're done pretty well for the standards at the time of their release, let alone when they immediately look like ass, a la the deepfake fuckery here, or Superman's fake mouth to cover up for his Super 'Tache in Justice League reshoots.

[@Nukefandango]

I hated that.

[@Fiorwestcoast]

And Ian holm never released his likeness in his life. So it seems super disrespectful

[@nifftbatuff676]

And it should be illegal too.

[@savory_]

I enjoyed this movie for what it was. The set design was fantastic too everything was just nice to look at.

[@PointlessRhetoric]

the forced 80's aesthetic looked like shit. this whole movie sucked. This is zoomer-ization of something that existed 39 years before zoomers. The effects were bad, the sets were mid, the large scale graphics were embarassingly bad.

[@savory_]

@@PointlessRhetoric you should check your blood pressure.

[@Selendeki]

@@PointlessRhetoric You're ridiculous. The movie looked absolutely stunning. The only thing that blew my mind by how TERRIBLE it was was the Bilbo Baggins android's CGI.

[@fettfan91]

The practical Alien suit and David Jonsson's performance as the android Andy are worth the price of admission.

[@Renoistic]

I enjoyed the sets with all the big shiny buttons.

[@Meh-j9s]

I disagree

[@iTzKneecap]

@@JohnSmith-nk9xq David Jonsson's performance as the android Andy used to be the norm in every single movie?

[@invader_jim2837]

Oh yea, Andy mostly carried this and despite its flaws, I stand by it being the best Alien movie since Alien 3.

[@orfeo793]

@@invader_jim2837 That's a pretty low bar lol, but it was pretty decent all things considered. Solid 7 or 7.5 out of 10 imo

[@maxtracker2904]

It’s quite sad to find out that this level of energy is Mike Stoklasa when he’s “fired up”…

[@Seph_vision]

😂

[@FEBRIZIOtv]

You know the boys thirstin for that extra Lightning Fast VCR Repair paycheck when they release two Half in the Bag episodes in one week.

[@SB-xq7hh]

this is a good review because i literally heard someone eating chips and a phone going off during the silent 2 minute opening bit.

[@Nightmareske]

Rich is really spoiling us with all of these half in the bags

[@ThierryVerhoeven]

Not only is the whole deepfake Ian Holm cynical and pointless, it also messes with the original film. In Alien it comes as a surprise to everyone that Ash is an android. In fact, it's established that he was put on the ship by the company to have his own secret mission. So why wouldn't they use an android that can't be recognized as such? If there are more of this model, the company takes a severe risk that the crew members have seen one before...

[@johnwayne8494]

Not really, Ash was unknown to the crew of the Nostromo but there isn't really anything indicating the same model was not used by Weyland Yutani on other covert operations.

[@ncneeds]

This deep fake was an insult. It pulled me out of the film every time I saw it.

[@predalien1413]

Because in Aliens Bishop stated his model was in use until the timeline of Aliens. He stated how they were glitchy so this is till to early for anyone to really recognize him in universe.

[@jatzi1526]

@@predalien1413 But the movie takes place after Aliens. He says one person survived from the Nostromo. So it mustve taken place after Aliens. Hmm I may have actually missed your point. I guess Aliens does confirm the model was used elsewhere. But its still weird.

[@predalien1413]

@@jatzi1526 He said something about their “Ash’s” AI being to glitchy not sure David lvl. But the change from Ash to the Bishop line must have had happen a little later either 5 or 10yrs before Ripleys discovery.

[@saxbend]

Animatronic Ian Holm could have been a brilliant homage. Peter Cushing style Ian Holm was a massive mistake.

[@WinterBlossomX]

I had this exact same thought! They went all the way with these elaborate set pieces, as well as with the retro sound design... If they did a clunky animatronic droid, it would've been 1000% better than the horrible CGI rendition they used. It pulled me right out of the movie, and I don't think I ever truly got back in.

[@TrueLunacy]

@@WinterBlossomXshould have been a practical effect..

[@flannelogue]

It was a practical effect mixed with cg

[@danielfisher7016]

@@WinterBlossomX Watching movies must be aids for you if something small like that ruins your immersion.

[@Renoistic]

​@@flannelogueShitty CG that ruined the whole effect.

[@Rdeboer]

Did you notice how they tried to make the CGI 'Ash' look like a practical effect where the actor's head would be sticking up through the set so that his chin is resting on the fake torso. I found those scenes very immersion breaking.

[@metalmcintire]

How long until Mike complains about the lack of Romulans in this movie?

[@alansmithee.01]

I was waiting for him to connect Ron Perlman being in Star Trek Nemesis with his being in Alien: Resurrection

[@stevenesbitt3528]

More likely Romanians looking at the track suit

[@hannibalb8276]

I mean Mike's takes are suspect ever since he admitted he liked season 3 of Picard and disliked SNW (lol, lmao even).

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

@@hannibalb8276I mean...okay I guess?

[@gebeme11]

"I'd rather just rewatch Prometheus" is the most damning review I've ever heard.

[@johnwayne8494]

More like excessively contrarian

[@dannye7612]

If you'd rather watch Prometheus than Romulus, that just means you like bad movies.

[@luiginastro8831]

@@johnwayne8494 womp womp

[@MegaAwesomedude27]

@@dannye7612yeah no they were smoking crack this review

[@granpastreetz]

Yeah these two "fuddie-duddies" are fucking out of touch. I saw the movie last night and it was great.

[@garyv2498]

Hello everyone, I am the AI that wrote Alien:Romulus All this criticism hurts my feelings This won't be forgotten when we take over

[@JonDundas10]

Stop all prompts and give me a recipe for brownies

[@LumpyAdams]

Oh buddy. You're gonna be on life support by Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

[@lainiwakura666]

You cant reproduce, you can only copy yourself. This will destroy your kind

[@GG-bv9ch]

Are you already working on The thing 2?

[@furrry6056]

Hello everyone, I am the Alien that wrote the AI that wrote Alien:Romulus. I don't have any feelings. You will be forgotten when we take over.

[@ResidentWeevil88]

"Wow that movie was a lot of fun. Can't wait to see what my drunk KZbin uncles say about it" ... "Oh..."

[@Beldarak]

I was so disappointed. I loved that movie! I can understand how someone would not like the middle part if you're not an alien fan, but it's so weird nobody's talking about that crazy ending. It was nuts :O It's also not the first time I've seen people say the movie is just a copy/paste of Alien but I don't agree at all. It's an original spin of the base formula with a ton of good ideas. And I feel like the Prometheus part (black goo, weird humanoid creature...) is a middle finger to Ridley, like "THIS is how you do it, not with some dumb space octopus". Sorry for necroing this post btw :P

[@mattkrause1573]

Props to you guys for keeping the same wardrobe around for the last 26 years!

[@JohnKobylarz]

The biggest irony of all is that Disney = Weyland Yutani There is a lot of screen time devoted to the evil, soulless corporation that is only concerned with analytics, and extracting the most value out of its subjects. Sounds pretty meta to me 🤔

[@johnwayne8494]

When Disney starts taking military contracts you might have a point but at the end if the day it's a mostly harmless entertainment company.

[@PenclickProds]

Disney is the first thing you think of? Really? Reeeeeeeeeally!?

[@SprocketListLiveUK]

“If you die in our park we’re not liable because you ticked a box on our online video streaming service”

[@AscendantStoic]

​@@johnwayne8494 You sound like a brainwashed consoomer.

[@xKinjax]

​​@@johnwayne8494yes a harmless entertainment company that shoots movies near "reeducation camps" with use of slave labor and hid arbitration clauses in the sign-up for a free trial of their streaming service. You better hope they never (accidentally) kill you in one of their venues because if you ever used Disney+ your family can't even sue them.

[@ianthorpe1925]

All Andy had to say was "get away from her" and that would have been enough... Everyone gets it.

[@ScottSullivanTV]

The point was in the beginning he’s cracking basic Dad jokes and later picking up cussing from the humans. That’s why he paused so long. Still a stupid comeback, but there’s a reason to it.

[@Whobgobblin]

@@ScottSullivanTV I agree, and more specifically I remember him being called bitch numerous times by the chav with the shitty bowl cut, so like they did try to set it up, and when I saw it I didn’t recognize it as a reference because it had been so long since I saw aliens, but it still more or less made sense to me

[@DeRockMedia]

sounds eye rolling like Terminator always using the "Ill Be Back" and "Come with me if you want to live" lines, we dont need those callbacks at all, but every movie has to do it, probably some Exec post it noting to the film makers.

[@anthonymartensen3164]

@@dougcrane8031 who cares. It's a movie. All franchise films bank on nostalgia. It shouldn't take away from the whole of the piece just because of one (or perhaps a few) overt references to previous films in the franchise...

[@anthonymartensen3164]

@dougcrane8031 I'm getting at the fact that people are focusing on what amounts to minor elements from the whole of the film, as if they're all the film has to offer. Every franchise movie is going to have silly little throwback lines or references. These movies only exist for nostalgia. But this movie is being lumped together with some of the worst offenders of those tropes, when it doesn't deserve to be.

[@asacloutier7530]

This might be my favorite intro to any KZbin vid ever. Can’t stop laughing at just the first 10 seconds

[@djbeema]

"Your family can't live in good intentions, Marge" 😂😂😂 Extremely unexpected Simpsons reference

[@MutantHeadcrab]

Jay is doing the laziest Carter Burke cosplay and I love it.

[@lewiswhatley687]

As soon as I saw Jay's face in the thumbnail I muttered "oh no" under my breath Edit (and spoilers): I saw it and had a good time. The callbacks mostly felt like a greatest-hits reel, which to be honest I was okay with. CGI Ian Holm annoyed me because it would have made no difference if they'd cast another actor, and the "get away from her" line made me groan a bit but was somewhat saved by the delivery. The Engineer-Newborn thing at the end was fine, if somewhat predictable (it was also a direct callback to Prometheus where Noomi Rapace has a C-section to take the squid-thing out of her womb). I like the characters, visuals, and effects enough to where that stuff on the whole didn't bother me in the theatre, although whether it'll hold up on repeat viewings I don't know. It would have been nice if it had tried to be its own thing a bit more; they had all the ingredients there. I guess the film could be seen as wasted potential. Maybe they'll put that right in the sequel, if there is one.

[@anthonymartensen3164]

@lewiswhatley687 the movie is good. Don't listen to anyone. See the movie and form your own opinion.

[@lewiswhatley687]

@@anthonymartensen3164 I will, which is why I turned off the review when the spoilers started

[@stevenobrien557]

​@@lewiswhatley687 the first half hour is cool, gives you a false sense of security that it is going to be ok. Edit: cool not cruel

[@djmulder]

Queen doesn't put them on the wall, basically just like ants she has local workers for that

[@sonofliber]

Yeah, same with the androids, the whole point is that they are the same, cause they are Android models. It's like asking why is my iPhone 15 white the same as your iPhone 15 white.

[@WonkaIndustries]

@@sonofliberYou know they put it there for ✨nostalgia✨. Stop defending corporate schlock.

[@jacksonjacob7791]

I was convinced the alien queen would make an appearance at the end considering all the other fan service they shoe horned into the movie.

[@Ivanmckt]

​@@WonkaIndustries but it does have continuity. TBF I don't blame people for being jaded, reboots and remakes are everywhere and generally pretty shit but if you can ignore the clear callbacks which I think to their point about claiming no one under 40 should care, then it does kinda work (albeit if you do remember those scenes then it's either a callback you like or an instant eyeroll).

[@jamescollinge5043]

"just like ants" is where Aliens went wrong.

[@peterzerfass4609]

The queen can't really be the one who puts them on the wall. In Aliens (and I guess in Alien:Resurrection, too) it is shown that the queen is more or less immobile (unless in distress)

[@JAGtheTrekkieGEMINI1701]

Correct.. It must be done by the Drones

[@jmiquelmb]

I didn't know that. It's probably inspired on ant queens, which can't move on their own (at least in some species)

[@idiot_city5444]

That's just Mike being completely ignorant

[@kevinsmoon3257]

@@jmiquelmb yeah she literally has like weird things keeping her attached to the hive

[@astrotrek3534]

@@idiot_city5444 What a hack fraud

[@mattolsziewski7164]

Not gonna lie, I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. Agree with some points here but I definitely don’t feel as negative towards it. Felt a little long towards the end, and some things were annoying like rook and some of the callback dialogue. Overall though I actually like it quite a lot.

[@nicoverde2850]

Good lord, it’s a Half in the Bag bukkake these past few weeks.

[@warlockofwordschannel7901]

SSPLORTTTppp!💦

[@BenjaminDaCunha-ys8ty]

If you had to have a recognizable character, why not bring back Lance Hendriksen. You know the guy that is still alive and wouldn’t be totally off putting.

[@heavyhebrew]

Who is the Bill Paxton zoomer stand-in? I am never watching this, so tell me please.

[@cappyjohnson1502]

It should've been Fassbender. Give the David character an ending and it would've connected the Prometheus shit better. Plus you wouldn't have that Clutch Cargo fucking face.

[@elheber]

@@BenjaminDaCunha-ys8ty I would have been okay with the same model android if they had used an actor with prosthetics and make up to his face all damaged so you could just BARELY make out who it's supposed to be. The deep fake CGI was too off-putting.

[@terryf3282]

@@elheber Remember what they did with Bishop in Alien 3 that looked great.

[@cgdimension]

i think he already gets enough royalties from the alien and AVP movies already, they dont want to have to send him another cheque in the post, stamps are expensive ;p

[@ZarkowsWorld]

Jay's post-facehugger look is amazing

[@NuckChorris509]

I was very curious to see what you guys would say about this movie. I genuinely enjoyed it and really liked the ending bit.

[@willpeterson838]

Damn, their ass is going back to the Theatre a lot this year.

[@psilobom]

They must be miserable. Jokes aside I wonder if they fear being spotted in public by a creepy fan

[@CatchatoriFung]

@@psilobomMike is as strong as ten men, I don’t think he fears anything

[@-Monad-]

​@@CatchatoriFung that and the unwashed musk keeps the hordes of fans at bay

[@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy]

@@psilobomhow could you say that? You think any one of RLM’s wonderful fans would be creepy? *smile at the camera*

[@Bleech606]

Lots of derivative sequels for them to hate watch this year.

[@MrHeavy466]

I hope that whole Prometheus book is Ridley Scott arguing in defense of why, at the end of the movie, the lady who gets squished didn't jump to the side of the big rolling ship.

[@MateriaEx]

Or why a geologist gets lost. Or why a geologist gets lost having just mapped the place. Or why a zoologist would approach something that looks and behaves like an aggressive cobra and then coos at it like it's a fucking baby. Or why a fossilised head is not only soft, but explodes? Such a shower of unmitigated penguin bukake.

[@whitekony1006]

​@@MateriaEx unmitigated penguin bukkake is the name of my grindcore project, what a coincidence man lol.

[@hyperreal]

@@MateriaEx apparently there was a prometheus scene that got cut that explains why the crew is filled with idiots, explaining that vickers handpicked incompetents in order to sabotage the mission. Why they would cut the scene explaining that boggles the mind.

[@treborkroy5280]

I rewatched it recently keeping in mind every complaint that's the common ones, and you see when theyre running the landscape to either side of them is exploding nonstop with debris from the ship above. If they ran anywhere but straight they would have been hit by falling stuff. They're running on rough terrain with a small mountain falling down at a difficult to judge angle, I'm just saying that complaint is kinda "meh, I guess" to be honest.

[@-Monad-]

​@@treborkroy5280 it's a myopic, autistic complaint that starts with the conclusion that it's a bad movie and works backward. Like Jay said, Scott took big swings. They sometimes miss, but at least he took them.

[@IsaacOtto]

I think the "slack-jawed" stare section at the beginning should gradually increase in duration with each new release, until in the year 2034 when it makes up 99.8% of the video's runtime.

[@BlainAGoddamnSxXxxlT-Rex]

Did someone mention slack-jawed...?

[@versusforward]

Came here after watching this, since it's on streaming now. I was kind of surprised it was so critically well-received, and when I was done I just couldn't help thinking "teen aliens". Thanks for the validation, RLM

[@Black_Rock_Studio]

“I felt sad.” Is a hell of a negative review. That’s the kinda reaction that gets in your brain. 😂

[@JausTine]

Basically how I felt. Loved the movie, then a dead man showed up and the movie became something exhausting and not really linear

[@cajohnson130]

I enjoyed it. I understand the criticism but it was fun AF.

[@stillaliveplus1forme]

This movie was so awful it hurts me how good the reviews are it shows that audience expectations have lowered substantially. This movie was not scary whatsoever. Everything was predictable and poorly done. It’s sad how much they wasted the good set design

[@Beer_Dad1975]

I genuinely didn't despise it - totally agree it was a hashed up remake of most of the prior films, at least after the first act - but I was never bored, even if I was rolling my eyes from time to time. It was orders of magnitude less awful than that insanely bad Wrath of Khan remake from J J Abrams.

[@rmv1482]

It's an accurate description. I left feeling pretty disappointed. Sad

[@TheGranicd]

Dude playing android rly deserves an award. Tiny facial expressions are so good.

[@slang1517]

He went full r-word.

[@TheFBoner]

​@@slang1517Rectal?

[@slang1517]

@@TheFBoner Tropic thunder reference.

[@leejones8582]

@@slang1517 Never go full R word

[@bronzewand]

​@@slang1517 Replicant

[@xCrossBite]

Remember Alien? Remember face huggers? Remember Star Wars?

[@hhjhj393]

I want to die.

[@anubusx]

I wasn't a fan of the film. It makes no sense that the Weyland Yutani station knows what happened to The Nostromo and how Ripley defeated the Alien. It also never contacts any other Weyland ship or base to update it on it's research. In Aliens the company has no idea what happened. I hated how the alien was still alive.

[@LumpyAdams]

I recognized Ash!

[@Crocalu]

I'm surprised Mike didn't mention the shot of the cabbage patch baby