Half in the Bag Episode 25: B-Fest 2012 Re-cap

[@jonathanyork6043]

So wonderful to see them so young and full of hope

[@teddysprojects2904]

Is hope the right word? I see dismal contempt at the world

[@bmljenny]

Meat Loaf pointing to cross the street actually makes sense. The movie was filmed in Ontario, Canada, and that was the thing pedestrians were supposed to do to indicate they wanted to cross the street (at crosswalks though).The campaign was called “point your way to safety.” The filmmakers may not have realized how local a thing that was.

[@charlottecorday8494]

God I love KZbin comments like this. More educational than CNN!

[@diffusewings4937]

@@charlottecorday8494 💀😭😭

[@enickma910]

This Phil guy is pretty great. You should get him back for a best of the worst, maybe replace Josh and get Phil full time.

[@billhart3728]

A quality RLM comment :)

[@lograythewise]

"What happened? Didn't he accidentally kickbox his wife to death?" - Mike

[@iamyoursaviour]

It's a shame they didn't make a yearly video for this. Apparently not enough interest or something, but dangit it's fun for them to review all the awful movies from a festival.

[@Electromanx3]

But, but... that's what best of the worst is there for!

[@mrs_plinkett]

holy cow, I spend months thinking they reviewed Death Bed in a BOTW! gotta love these weird, old HITB videos.

[@SimonThorntonVideo]

Does George Lucas know that Disco Godfather came out before Red Tails? He's going to be crushed...

[@georgelucas8516]

Simon Thornton Red Tails was revolutionary. It was before It's time

[@Jaaaaaffff]

bahaha this was forever ago, but when he picked up the blue chair and threw it: gold!

[@cgo7395]

I can't believe this is the first time they had seen best of the best. That was a staple of my childhood.

[@Tetragrammaton22]

I just watched 'Death Bed the bed that eats' a few days ago and it's amazing. It really should be included in a Best of the Worst episode.

[@SilverSurfer166]

For a guy who is a film buff, I think Jay never spent his weekends in the 90s watching TNT or TBS or WGN, because they played RoadHouse almost every weekend, right after they showed Air Force One with Harrison Ford.

[@MrSpookersMcGeeThe1st]

Man, Jay really fucked up that TV stand at the end! Pure gold.

[@samsschool3639]

18:16 Somebody sampled Rich Evan's laughter

[@choreomaniac]

I just realized that I’ve only seen Roadhouse on network tv. So I didn’t realize that it had so much violence and blood. I’m pretty sure that a lot of those things were cut. I’ll have to watch the real thing.

[@SabrinaRina]

"Well lets kick ass then." "I can dig it."

[@RaSkipper]

This is the prequel to BotW

[@someotherguy86]

Meatloaf would hunt anything for money, but he won't hunt that.

[@TVindustries5000]

My favorite thing about Road House is when professional wrestling living legend Terry Funk gets punched by Patrick Swayze 16:17

[@crafoo]

love the chair toss at the beginning. looks fun.

[@ZhuDaoLong]

B-movies in January? I think the major studios might be able to use that idea somehow

[@twoidiots9844]

What has he had!?

[@twoidiots9844]

Put yo WEIGHT on it!!

[@xtzyshuadog]

15:58 *about 50 punches to the face shown here, Family Guy was heavily influenced by this decision for their fight scene choreography*

[@Reebz0r]

Rudy Ray Moore sounds like Dave Chappelle impersonating Samuel L Jackson

[@lucasjones8939]

2 years late. More specifically, and in hindsight for me since I didn't know RRM before Dave, Chappelle is doing an impression of Rudy Ray Moore in his "Player Haters Ball" skit.

[@styles1168]

especially true if Dave Chappelle was impersonating the bible scene from pulp fiction

[@VIDEOgameDROME]

the phrase "Put Your Weight On It" was actually copywritten by Rudy Ray Moore.

[@aaronwebb1548]

*copyrighted

[@TimmyTeller3115]

21:49 Yeti getting the hell outta there on that skateboard!! Most lifelike puppet of all time. Shrieking with laughter.

[@cloak5857]

Bag of edibles and 24 hours of b movies sounds pretty great.

[@ThePinkMan]

Best of the Best was Taekwondo. Remember the culture primer: Korean = Taekwondo China = Kung-Fu Japan = Karate

[@ThePinkMan]

Crocmaster McGeezax Hey... ... I care.

[@ThePinkMan]

***** That's true. Most Taekwondo schools just have a "Karate" sign on the front, anyway.

[@thomaslichman5365]

Thailand = Mauy Thai

[@TGill]

Me= Don’t care

[@mattbarber97]

England = Drunken brawls outside of chain restaurants

[@noahjones9963]

I thought i have seen all the half in the bags but i have yet to see this one.

[@Flippwn1]

Angel Duss rally of '77: the original Four Seasons Total Landscaping

[@kindaawkwardbro]

Jesus Christ this is the first episode I ever saw they've come a long way.

[@ByTorthePinballWizar]

These men are pawns!

[@willjohn1117]

I love the 2006 royalty free music

[@ValekHalfHeart]

Thirteen years later and I finally got around to watching Death Bed.

[@9TXONE]

This is my favourite "Best of the Worst" episode (so far).

[@GeeVanderplas]

Extra points for having a Delirium Nocturnum bottle on the table!

[@jumpyg1258]

Disco Godfather definitely looks like the influence behind making Black Dynamite.

[@rusteddenial453]

black dynamite is incredible

[@simrani8032]

"a cheesy 80s movie that turns into a celebration of violence" isnt that Miami Connection?

[@GabAssbreaker]

This one feels like a long lost Best of The Worst episode. BoTW is something that was destined to happen.

[@rattynobbs]

josh has grown on me. he reminds me of my brother. he seems nice

[@sanjinvarga9162]

They missed the part in Road House when Wade Garrett punches the huge guy in the nuts.

[@danielspaceship5124]

The Yeti sounds like Rich Evan’s laugh

[@karloz2722]

2:09 Lol, I can't believe I'd see Ana Kasparian talking about a f#*k-saw on Half in the Bag in 2012 😆

[@hayberdasher8625]

Jay's last line "I can't feel anything" turned out to be ironically prescient as they got older

[@Red84.]

Best of the Best 2 for ReView. It has Wayne Newton!

[@nathancampbell06]

"Hey, don't you have anything else to do?" Well... I've actually watched this episode before, soooo....

Holy shit. I always thought Road House was a chick flick...

[@Punxploitation]

Love the shoutout to Edith Massey!!

[@JerseyFan]

I am addicted to redletter media, I love the moopie(movie) reviews!

[@zainlookboonmee]

Ana Kasparian looks so different back then. Well it's been 10 years lol

[@ConfuseingGameing]

Is this the birth of best of the worst?

[@kenbarney3843]

Y'all should do a Best of the Worst marathon on all the Best of the Best movies!

[@nicholasbrownlee4209]

Glad they made it to Beef Est.

[@deadendkido]

I loved best of the best when i was a child. Being recorded on a vhs from the national italian television in 1991 or sorta! I think the dubbing made the movie a little better respect the original version.

[@carolinetheverybest7791]

Guys I'm staying at a holiday inn oh nooooooo

[@abergethirty]

How about the horrible premise. How could a dive bar in the middle of BFE justify or afford an expensive bouncer. How much revenue could a dive bar in the middle of BFE generate anyway, supposedly, the town is barely big enough for 7-11. This was pre-internet, how does one generate this big rep with a club owner and bouncer network? Do they get together for conventions or something.

[@jjred2986]

2:10 Ana before she was better than us...

[@asi9917]

Yep, aesthetic surgery can make your brain disappears.

[@galrjkldd]

What is this? Why do people keep saying Flash Gordon is bad? It's Awesome!

[@deadNightwatchman]

I've decided to write a sequel to "Deathbed". Working title is: "Pepto-Abysmal".

[@panhalt5604]

Pain don't hurt.

[@caseyjones4344]

Jay is becoming the Millvarine

[@davieduckett]

Road House is a great movie, definitely not a B movie

[@robertmuir4356]

This is my favorite episode of best of the worst

[@rockduded8925]

Tom Brady must be a huge fan of Best of the Best.

[@capitandelespacio]

These times where right before the crippling depression and diabetes hitted Mike and Rich Evans.

[@CheefChaos]

That mutton chop chin strap is so fascinatingly bad.

[@thatvideogamesshow]

PUT YOUR WEIGHT OOON IT!

[@annalieseross8598]

Bwahahaha Guru, gotta love some Andy Milligan 😂😂

[@djf41393]

How dare they disrespect Best of the Best, the greatest Taekwondo movie in the history of the genre!

[@bixdugan8300]

RIP Meat Loaf

[@IrisCorven]

I wanna see more of Phil. Like... Maybe "100 or so episodes worth of him discussing bad films with the guys" more.

[@doug6730]

I like the short sleeve Air Force Blues shirt with no ranks and no name plate

[@rugbyrick]

When they were talking about Death Bed, I got a Casper mattress ad...hmmm

[@mattbarber97]

Rudy Ray Moore died on my 11th birthday :(

[@cableroyson9992]

I like when they reference Star Wars

[@andresacebal7459]

That yeti is fucking terrifying

[@santiagoo.6172]

Social distancing = rlm marathon

[@obsidian_band]

OMG I just thinking of a movie I saw on tv in the 90s where some guy was crying over ice cream and his brother dying in a tournament. Thank you RLM

[@xDerickJamesx]

о, любимые фильмы 90ых 😂✨

[@ackearvidsson7180]

I want to go to B-fest now...

[@CraigTalbert]

I wonder why this was reuploaded?

[@HunterJs2]

Why would you stab a fucking evil bed when all you have to do is just not lay on it. Then it's defeated.

[@MrCacaton]

Kaboom! ow ow F*ck me hahaha

[@powerpc127]

brb, googling 'fucksaw' right now.

[@Zippsterman]

*cut to Rich laughing*

[@Nappylerecs]

"Deathbed" - it loves clothing, apples and glass bottles....but not the paper bag(?!)

[@reikun86]

Love Best of the Best.

[@lewistrombly4088]

Best of the best 2 would be good to show on the best of the worst.Wayne Newton plays a illegal fight referee.

[@lancelindqvist8848]

Very cool

[@retrogore420]

Phil looks a lot like Wizard from BOTW.

[@HeronKij]

I can't believe they got George Lucas to play Phil! And he looks so young here, too!

[@williamblake2962]

R.I.P Meatloaf

[@soadown5]

R.I.P. James Earl Jones

[@falloutmule]

Is this were jay loses weight lol

[@TVindustries5000]

Death Bed is basically an SCP

[@samuelmcdonough3605]

BUCKY WHAT IS YOU DONE TO YOURSELF!!!!

[@MightyPoggers]

I thought they were saying takeshi yeti. A cross of takeshis castle with yetis

[@firesotormlizard01]

I thought that Yeti yelling was Rich laughing

[@robschulz]

I wish the exterminator said "I thought they said BEE Fest.."

[@sharkboi7555]

I always thought b-fest was just slang for breakfast.

[@dnbalding]

To Catch A Rich Evans