Mike and Jay talking about the stupid new Terminator movie.
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@kingsleycy3450 Жыл бұрын
"...and I start to see things I recognize" is criminally underused in future reviews.
@mrscruffles801 Жыл бұрын
"What?"
@ForgetfulPaladin10 ай бұрын
@@mrscruffles801 What!?
@karlgustov96489 ай бұрын
@@ForgetfulPaladin What?
@tehbigshow9 ай бұрын
"But that's a different guy!"
@SultanSamet3 ай бұрын
It is basically the tought behind most "critics"
@doubledown11387 жыл бұрын
"He looks like...man." The best damn description of Jai Courtney I have ever heard.
@mckenzie.latham917 жыл бұрын
Jai Courtney only works when he's not the sole focus, or a main character, he's really good in supporting roles.
@davidvazquez85477 жыл бұрын
You haven't seen Good Day to Die Hard
@mckenzie.latham917 жыл бұрын
StrokeMeYouInsolentHumanCuzIAmACat Watch the Water diviner with russel crowe, it's about a Australian man who tries to find the bodies of his sons killed in the first world war in turkey after the disastrous battle of Gallipoli...Jai plays an Australian officer whose working to recover the bodies and bury the soldiers killed in the campaign, and helps crowe. again it seems when he's in supporting roles and or not the main focus character he's good.
@a.g.m87907 жыл бұрын
Lol he's a human male
@bckroobnzi1416 жыл бұрын
Harvey Weinstein Ejaculated On Me Was that a joke?
@mooniejohnson7 жыл бұрын
"He never gets rapey, but he *does* have sex." Possibly my favorite description of Data's character.
@jcse167 жыл бұрын
If they put that on my grave stone, i'll be satisfied.
@haleymist096 жыл бұрын
Adam Winkelmann 6
@Welcome2TheInternet5 жыл бұрын
@@jebes909090 Actually Data fucked a woman of color in the episode "The Pegging of Guiynan".
@TheKaiTetley4 жыл бұрын
Floss Man. That should be the tag line for the new Star Trek film.
@toebeee51684 жыл бұрын
27:33
@nifralo27528 жыл бұрын
"I need your boots, your clothes and for you to leave the Terminator franchise alone"
@nifralo27528 жыл бұрын
+Toad Lash someone needs to say that to the producers.
@KnuckleHunkybuck4 жыл бұрын
"Heh heh heh! Ya forgot to say 'please'." _Tsssss_
@cammameil9 жыл бұрын
I love it when Jay stares right into the camera whenever Mike starts talking about Star Track.
@gregdavidl6474 жыл бұрын
cammameil Star Trek But yes. You are right
@SnowPirateVT4 жыл бұрын
@@gregdavidl647 You realise the joke is that Mike always pronounces it "Star Track". Right? You can't have missed the joke THAT hard. He LITERALLY said "Star Track" in this video.
@umbaupause4 жыл бұрын
@@SnowPirateVT Oh right, cause the english language is so strict with all its pronounciations, and so there is no wiggle room at all with many words, nor the fact that there are many regional differences when it comes to how words are said out loud! So the joke is very transparent because it clearly violates the strict guideline on how to say "trek"! No wait...
@BCBaron4 жыл бұрын
@@SnowPirateVT A "track" is something a train goes on, whereas a "trek" is something the Enterprise is on...
@jackmaddox49604 жыл бұрын
Ach noo, and here oov been calling it 'Star Trok' all deez yars...
@MikeDo_09 жыл бұрын
I work at a coffee shop in Beverly Hills, I see people having meetings about movies all the time. Your "I'm pitching a movie" impression is spot on.
@JustChadC12 күн бұрын
What coffee shop?? I gotta see this.
@DeltaD367 жыл бұрын
live with me if you want to come
@roach93977 жыл бұрын
This should have been a line in the movie.
@heno027 жыл бұрын
"what"
@danielastorga68537 жыл бұрын
I came
@bigpun79166 жыл бұрын
DeltaD36 that's what Arnold said to his maid .
@matthewlennhardt84086 жыл бұрын
DeltaD36 original
@MatiPryjomko7 жыл бұрын
I have the perfect title for the Wild West version: Terminator Tarnation
@jonthehedghehog4 жыл бұрын
Terminator Stepsys for the porno
@BlielPol4 жыл бұрын
Terminator: Darnation
@noobie18903 жыл бұрын
Cowboys and Aliens, but with Terminators?
@atom_gray3 жыл бұрын
Terminator: _Applesauce_
@Pumpkin_Fart3 жыл бұрын
Can there be a gag where Arnold kills Will Smith & Kevin Klein who are riding some steampunk spider contraption?
@TerrenceNowicki7 жыл бұрын
As Arnold gets older, they'll have more Terminator sequels where the good Terminators go further and further back in time to protect previous generations of Connors from bad Terminators, then just hang out for longer and longer until time loops back on itself. In the intermediate decades, the good Terminators all have a club together called "The Connor Sitters Club" where they share stories about protecting Sarah Connor's ancestors, and also solve mysteries.
@joshuabanner99204 жыл бұрын
This was accurate.
@matthewbowen58413 жыл бұрын
Them solving crimes together between films would be better than any film after T2
@92brunod3 жыл бұрын
how hard is it to write Connor correctly and why does the same thing happen with Lex Luthor? I'm not a native English speaker and this always confuses me
@katandmart3 жыл бұрын
Correct
@TheGeneralDisarray2 жыл бұрын
@@92brunod conner is al alternative spelling of Connor, Luther and luthor is the same.
@MrBeckett749 жыл бұрын
"We've talked more about the plot than the writers did" is one of the funniest things ever uttered in a movie review.
@lonelycastle80232 жыл бұрын
I would honestly love a Terminator Western that follows a T800 from the moment it appears in the past, with absolutely no context given on the target or mission, and just watch it dispassionately push through any obstacles or situations that arise as it goes, until an eventual climax where the target is finally met and is the first character to know anything about what's going on and what this unkillable metal man even is Little to no dialogue, brutal action used sparingly, following an increasingly visually battered Terminator - essentially like a monster movie where you follow the monster, with a heavy does of the classic Western man-with-no-name
@cacomeatballmarinara2014 Жыл бұрын
A Clint Eastwood type Man with No Name vs the T-800 Man with No Name
@Ken-fh4jc6 ай бұрын
Wacky time travel accident to 1884 instead of 1984.
@itsd0nkАй бұрын
After the Prey movie came out and was generally well received, this might be the best and most viable next terminator film pitch I’ve ever heard.
@sethporter31456 жыл бұрын
"Sarah Conner, played by someone terrible" 😂
@johnashley3275 жыл бұрын
Have some respect. That's the Mother of Dragons.
@shuddhakibria8205 жыл бұрын
Well, they are not wrong. Never heard of this actress before. She is apparently British
@samsmith35905 жыл бұрын
John Ashley read a book and you’ll understand how terrible her portrayal is in the show of her also she can’t fucking act she’s dreadful when you start to understand that she’s not great she’s takes her cloths off
@JoseMolina-jz9hh5 жыл бұрын
How do you feel about her now? Season 8 of GoT
@Noplayster135 жыл бұрын
All throughout this movie, I kept thinking: “Why would this bland, personality-less jarhead fall in love with this charmless, insecure bitch (and vice versa)? Modern feminism has done a terrible disservice to all of us (though women most of all). It’s somehow convinced us that a women has to be angry, insecure, completely lacking in human warmth, and bereft of any kind of charm or charisma in order to be “strong”. Linda Hamilton pulled off an absolutely perfect example of a strong yet human character in the first two movies, but that was before this whole new social justice religion took over. We were allowed to have good female characters in those days.
@CrunchyBrownie57 жыл бұрын
I like how this movie is in essence about robots trying to stop two humans from having sex.
@jerome1lm Жыл бұрын
So it's like space balls?
@LectricSheepz Жыл бұрын
If I was the savior of humanity, they wouldn't even need to send any robots.
@taylorcourville919310 ай бұрын
Which from this perspective is exactly what T1 is about
@Tacheonblack5 ай бұрын
@@jerome1lm "I'm programmed to go off before YOU do!"
@hysteria3478 жыл бұрын
"Wow movies have really gotten bad haven't they?" Favorite quote from this episode,
@trevorthornley88352 жыл бұрын
They get worse 6 years later
@rossstolzenburg29692 жыл бұрын
Hard disagree. Those mid 2010s blew chunks.
@trevorthornley88352 жыл бұрын
@@rossstolzenburg2969 at least they weren't as political as they are now. It got really shitty 2018 on
@TheMasterQuests2 жыл бұрын
2014 was the last good year in film. Indies, some Oscar bait was solid and blockbusters still had brains
@Donjuggaxote3 жыл бұрын
Magnets, how do they work? Jay's jab at ICP went completely over Mike's head lol
@R3DHULK8 жыл бұрын
As far as I'm concerned the story ended in Terminator 2 Judgment Day, & it ended well.
@DevineInnovations3 жыл бұрын
The alternate ending with elderly Linda Hamilton should be canon.
@Dorian-_-Gray3 жыл бұрын
If you felt secure in this you'd never bother typing it into KZbin. Same goes for all the likes on your comment. Movies are discrete stories. _The Terminator_ and _Terminator 2_ are discrete stories, both of which are pretty good. The way you get all the stuff you don't like is by living in this world where there's such a thing as "the story" across a pop genre movie series. It forces you to pay attention to crap.
@thagrammarnazi3 жыл бұрын
Dorian Gray It's a franchise, it's a property, it once had people in awe and emotionally invested and now irks them with every new iteration, it probably shouldn't hinder enjoyment of the original two movies but it can be annoying to have something you used to like now officially tied, even loosely, to something you don't like and be reminded of it, so OP prefers to disregard them. Ironically I feel like John Connor in T2 having to explain this basic shit to you. People did this with Halloween 3 and that was what. 40 years ago?
@PyrokineticFire12 жыл бұрын
We never saw the REAL John Connor. T1 was about the victory of the machines in altering the parentage of the human leader. Sarah didn't get knocked up at a bar while blowing off steam about her shitty job. she didn't go to that bar, her life was in danger. some time traveler was occupying her womb, preventing the conception of the real hero. subsequent movies show the terrible ramifications of this change.
@RandomGod252 жыл бұрын
Yup
@XC113019919 жыл бұрын
It's like poetry so they rhyme.
@Jackmono19 жыл бұрын
GSDAkatsuki If we go back in time, we can make a better rhyme.
@FBSidious9 жыл бұрын
GSDAkatsuki When we hear the T-800 say "I'll be back" in the helicopter, it kind of "echoes", and we see where it's eventually all gonna go with him saying "I'll be back" in the police station in Terminator 1. Each stanza kind of rhymes with the last one. *shrugs* Hopefully it'll work.
@FBSidious9 жыл бұрын
fourcrippledhorses THAT'S gonna be great.
@MrGeorgeFlorcus9 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Belmont Whoever wins the war should just wait like, 10,000 years and then just send back some unstoppable, otherworldly war machine to ensure their side comes ahead in the end. Easy win.
@craftymiscreant57489 жыл бұрын
Fuck you lucas!
@rosenyne5 жыл бұрын
I know it's not the same as the Wild West, but in Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, there was an episode where a Terminator accidentally went back in time to a 1920's speakeasy and he worked his way up to become a real-estate mogul and there was even old-timey newsreel footage of him meeting Rudolph Valentino. I am not kidding, this was an actual episode. I was laughing SO hard throughout the whole thing. I can't believe people actually thought that show was better than the movies. Well, anything's better than this movie...
@kobold15384 жыл бұрын
Jay's ICP joke about magnets flew a thousand miles over Jay's head.
@Generationd207 жыл бұрын
The prequel should have arnold as the teacher and you name it "Kindergarten Bot."
@We_Are_Borg_4783 жыл бұрын
Dialogue options for class: Please Be Quiet Shuuut Uuuuuuup! I'm sorry. Fuck you, asshole
@Largentina.3 жыл бұрын
Kid: "You just can't go around teaching people." Kindergarten Bot: "Why?" Kid: "What do you mean, why?! Cause you can't." Kindergarten Bot: "Why?" Kid: "Because you just can't, ok? Trust me on this."
@ThatMovieNerdKevin9 жыл бұрын
My God, 90 Episodes Already?! Wow! So Glad To Have You Hacks!
@TevyaSmolka9 жыл бұрын
***** nice
@aurayafrost62534 жыл бұрын
it's great coming back to this after watching their Dark Fate review: Genysis vs Dark Fate: "Arnold's the best part of this movie" vs "The worst parts were with Arnold" "An actress who is nothing like Linda Hamilton" vs "Linda Hamilton should not have been in this movie" I'm so sorry these movies keep letting you guys down like this
@aurayafrost62534 жыл бұрын
@@Yohanan552 lol are you okay
@DevineInnovations3 жыл бұрын
The franchise just needs to die.
@Dorian-_-Gray3 жыл бұрын
_Dark Fate_ is a cynical grab for cash that meanders all over the place without having much to say. It's mediocre at best, and I can't recommend it. _Dark Fate_ is also a *_much_* better movie than _Genisys._ _Genisys_ has some of the worst writing in Hollywood.
@chonconnor61443 жыл бұрын
@@DevineInnovations Terminator 3 should have killed it.
@perunplague97943 жыл бұрын
@@DevineInnovations but the Terminator film producers can't be reasoned with, they can't be bargained with... they don't feel pity of remorse or fear... and they absolutely will not stop making these films. Ever. Until you are dead inside.
@christiegreenwood26428 жыл бұрын
There's a lot to hate about this movie, but two things pissed me off the most: a) They actually dared to make a point out of mentioning that the original movies' timeline was erased. I mean, the first two movies are what made this shlock possible in the first place, and they actually thought that was a good idea? Way to go alienating your audience, guys. b) You do NOT make yet another T-1000 rip-off. The original one was awesome. He's one of the best movie villains ever, and just copying him is fucking infuriating because it's lazy and insults the audience. Come up with something else instead of making the viewers wish they were watching T2, instead, film-makers. Crikey. Oh, and Emilia Clarke really was awful in this. Wow.
@GugaGDFABC8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I like her in GoT but here she just seemed miscast.
@kalibos8 жыл бұрын
+Guga but do you like her because she's a good actress or because her character is well written? Or because she's fine as shit? I've been thinking about it and I can't actually justify thinking of her as a good actress. The character is just so well conceived that it gives the illusion of good acting. George RR Martin is the key to all of this.
@GugaGDFABC8 жыл бұрын
kalibos She's very cute and I actually think she is a fine actress. But not a great one yet, I mean, GoT is probably one of the TV shows with the best acting ever, so I don't think she's as good as, let's say, Lena Headey, Maisie Williams, Peter Dinklage, Charles Dance etc, but still decent.
@douglasquaid17115 жыл бұрын
Emilia Clarke is actually awful in everything. She gets a pass in Game of Thrones simply because her character is written so well. She's just as bad in GoT, but the good writing covers up her terrible acting.
@RegretfulDeadMan4 жыл бұрын
On the bright side, the new new Terminator movie erases everything after 2. So this shlock is no longer canon. Though the tradeoff is that John Connor is now dead.
@Myrkky1005 жыл бұрын
Mike just made me laugh simply with the way he said "the connection between your phone and the fuckin' NORAD launching nukes".
@99luc109 жыл бұрын
James Cameron definitely stopped giving a fuck after Avatar.
@TheBreadcrab9 жыл бұрын
26:36 "Wow. Like, movies have really gotten bad." Quote of the year.
@gefiltefish6704 Жыл бұрын
I DO remember those Apple watches! - Sent From My VHS® Smartwatch
@heathers.77555 жыл бұрын
"Star Track" "Star track enterprise" You're doing that on purpose.
@frankmerker6303 жыл бұрын
“THE star track”
@corsair43099 жыл бұрын
Mike, I'm 1 minute 40 into the thing and I'm fucking laughing my ass off at you calling Kalissi "someone terrible". You're a legend dud! keep it up!
@fuguilist9 жыл бұрын
Shin Seiki Evan She's below average. Her plotline is easily the worst on GoT. I'd rather watch Brienne meander about the woods with Podrick. At least they have chemistry.
@hailmary72839 жыл бұрын
ロックマン I feel like her plot line isn't bad, it's just the way its handled that isn't very good. Her character does have to make a lot of tough moral decisions that should tear her apart. However, the only time we see that is when she locks up the dragons. Normally she just makes decisions with ridiculous amounts of confidence. It would be far more interesting to see her as a character who feels more forced into the role of ruler and feels nervous and reluctant most of the time. This also makes sense given her characters story of being treated like shit her whole life. I haven't read the books so maybe something in them explains it better than I can.
@fuguilist9 жыл бұрын
hailmary7283 Yeah, but even with the material she's given, I don't believe Emilia Clarke has the acting chops to communicate subtlety. She's either shouting or demure, and any emotional impact from the story is dampened by her terrible delivery. You know, Daenerys had a moral dilemma of opening the fighting pits in Meereen; she had an exchange with the muscley mercenary guy about executing the city elders; she has an abrasive relationship with Jorah. And in any of those cases, I couldn't tell what she's supposed to be feeling.
@corsair43099 жыл бұрын
I agree with everyone here. I think it's safe to conclude that Emilia isn't the new Meryl Streep or Cate Blanchett. As the show progresses I find her to be less and less emotionally present and more and more present at the production set buffet.
@hailmary72839 жыл бұрын
ロックマン Good point. I think the main problem with her acting in deciding to reopen the fighting pits decision is she was always mad. There isn't really a range of emotions she feels. I don't know how much of that is on her as an actress and how much of it is on the directing for not giving her better ideas on how to play the scene.
@Shermos9 жыл бұрын
This movie sounds like it represents everything that's wrong with Hollywood these days.
@fenriz2184 жыл бұрын
The movie was worth it's weight in gold! A masterpiece, with splendid actors, CGI-effects that screamed for an oscar and a storyline that would have made Orson Wells ejaculate spontaneously... best regards from the year 2019... :(
@ccgreniewicki4 жыл бұрын
@@fenriz218 It was at least better than Dark Fate, which truly does represent everything that's wrong with hollywood these days lol
@tonymp2 жыл бұрын
@@ccgreniewicki I liked dark fate a lot more than Genisys. At least it has a consistent story and seemed to have some logic behind it. Genisys was just crap and hurt my head to try to make sense of. The thing I didn't like about DF were the unbelievable scenes like Linda hanging from a flying Hummer as two Boeing 777s collide midair. Also, the augmented girl seemed to have to constantly remind us that she's a super soldier from the future was slightly annoying - other than that, I was fine with DF. Seeing John obliterated at the beginning of the movie was gut wrenching, but a good way to start the movie off
@wrayday71494 жыл бұрын
Now you know the true secret to Kindergarten Cop. Arnold was protecting a young Sarah Conner in elementary school.
@chonconnor61443 жыл бұрын
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
@randalgraves69793 жыл бұрын
Its not a Tumm-ahhhhh!!!!!
@soundstudio5948 жыл бұрын
That's the problem with movies these days. Back when T2 came out (this was years after the original terminator) they gave a few winks to the audience but it was still genuine fun. There was still heart and soul to the movie and that's what made it work. The acting was good and you cared about what happened, even though it was going down familiar territory, it still brought a lot of new things to the table. Now with these new movies they bring nothing new, the acting is crap, and it's just a gigantic soulless nostalgia fuck fest. It sucks.
@reservoirfrogs21776 жыл бұрын
Sound Studio There's like 2 lines that reference the first terminator in T2, but T2 is a different beast entirely and it's amazing, the first 2 are excellent and all the sequels seem to have forgotten everything that made the first 2 work.
@technosis90945 жыл бұрын
@@twistedoperator4422 yea I loved it too. I guess it was too slow for a lot of people, but i liked that slow build up. I thought it was very satisfying and the world they lived in seemed real and lived in.
@fewwiggle4 жыл бұрын
"Back when T2 came out" -- shocking!!! The first LGBTQ terminator ;-)
@ephin32422 жыл бұрын
I’m all for mocking soulless corporate filmmaking, but you just sound nostalgia blind when you say shit like modern movies have bad acting. That’s just as untrue now as it was in the 80’s. No decade had better actors lol.
@stvbrsn6 жыл бұрын
"The show that takes place on the Star Track Enterprise, with Dr. Spock." I love you, Mike.
@sskoog Жыл бұрын
There was a kernel of a good storyline at this movie's center -- the idea of "A SkyNet who won" (T-5000), then, in its free time, started figuring out how to reach out into other timelines, even allying with alternate-timeline SkyNets so as to join forces and conquer additional Earths. They could have built a new trilogy on that concept -- which was, I think, the plan -- getting into some swirly time-travel ideas. But instead they used the temporal concept as goofy fanservice: Good John Connor is now Evil Cyborg John Connor, Old Arnie got futuristic goop, etc. Six years later, the Marvel franchise sort of did this with their "Ultron who won" (Infinity Ultron) concept from the animated What If series.
@gold3337 жыл бұрын
Biggest problem was casting a bodybuilder for the wiry Kyle Reese.
@papasmurf2055 жыл бұрын
you call that a bodybuilder? lol
@DancingMad174 жыл бұрын
The biggest problem was making this movie
@TheNinjaMarmot4 жыл бұрын
One of the biggest mistakes was casting Jai Courteney as Kyle Reese
@anubusx4 жыл бұрын
He was good in Suicide Squad.
@samuelperezgarcia4 жыл бұрын
@@anubusx he was decent in Spartacus, terrible in everything else.
@ImperfectWeapons7 жыл бұрын
Every single good thing about this movie was completely ruined by the trailers. There are several moments that would've worked great as actual fucking surprises.
@mckenzie.latham917 жыл бұрын
But the problem is studies have shown that people go to see movies based on the trailers, people want the plot in the trailers so they can decide if they want to see the full thing or not. i agree trailers that give away everything are annoying, but that's what the general public want.
@mckenzie.latham917 жыл бұрын
Just to prove my point this article used the film Southpaw as a basis: "Even Southpaw’s own director thinks the spot could have handled it without being so heavy-fisted. “I was concerned about [the revelation], for sure,” Antoine Fuqua (The Equalizer) tells EW. “I still am. And I spoke my mind about it.” Fuqua is just the latest director this summer-movie season to voice disappointment about the trailer for his own movie. But he also points to the underlying motivation behind such a strategy. “The audience sometimes, I guess, needs a little bit more [plot], especially for this type of movie,” he says. “So I had to roll with it. I trust them, [Southpaw‘s distributor] the Weinstein Company.” (Southpaw opened at the box office to a better-than-expected $16.5 million.)" And he’s right to trust them. According to experts in the trailer-making business, the more audiences know, the likelier they are to go. “There was a lot of discussion internally whether to show the death of the wife,” says Matt Brubaker, president of theatrical at Trailer Park, the agency that edited the preview for Southpaw. “But it was decided to show more of the good, so to speak. People have felt burned in the past. If someone’s going to pay $20 to go on opening weekend to see this movie, they want to know that they are making a pretty good investment.” And that is borne out in the rigorous focus testing that studios perform. “As much as people complain that trailers give away too much,” says Brubaker, “nine times out of 10, the more of the plot you give away, the more interest you garner from the audiences. Audiences respond to the trailers with more of the movie.” “We prefer to be mysterious,” says Dan Asma, co-owner of trailer company Buddha Jones. “That’s what good marketing is. But what can we do when testing and focus grouping consistently say that numbers spike when you give away more of the story.” ew.com/article/2015/07/27/trailer-spoilers-southpaw/
@TheDannyg13118 жыл бұрын
You guys are awesome. You are the modern day Siskel & Ebert. Only funny. Keep it up. No Sarcasm is meant in this post only a compliment
@grimkaizer84174 жыл бұрын
@Tiztu siskel and ebert werent THAT snobby
@gonecoastal44 жыл бұрын
Shyamalan Twist: Arnold goes back in time even further, something goes wrong and ends up becoming Conan.
@bkk3973 жыл бұрын
Then another Arnold travels back in time to early 90s nyc and finds a magic ticket where he ends up inside a movie and he goes by the name Jack Slater The t1000 follows him even
@jacobpeters54583 жыл бұрын
funny enough I rewatched the 1982 Conan yesterday, and while I didn't like it years ago as a kid because little action, I found it 10 times better than this piece of garbage Terminator movie and all its *convoluted* mindless action
@jonaskoelker3 жыл бұрын
I guess SkyNet could only build the T1000 after solving the riddle of steel.
@ThoRCX4 жыл бұрын
"He has a boring face. He looks like... man" That's the most accurate description of Jai Courteney I ever heard.
@CureOptimismForHumanity7 жыл бұрын
I was 8 years old when I saw Terminator 2 and the ending was the first time I wept at a movie. The second time was Hachi. A Dog's Tale when I was 20.
@shootatsquare7 жыл бұрын
Cure Optimism don't remind me of Hachi. god damn
@philswift12526 жыл бұрын
Cure Optimism yea seriously the thought of that movie breaks me
@chandler2245 жыл бұрын
My childhood dog was a Shiba Inu like Hachi. Watched the movie once, never again...
@javiergf5 жыл бұрын
watch interstellar and let me know if you can help to not shed a tear when Cooper gets a video from home... I couldn't
@Tippet764 жыл бұрын
Hachi was the first one that got me. I had an old akita that we had to put down and he was the same color as the dog in the movie.
@Siegbert855 жыл бұрын
"Someone from Game of Thrones who looks like a little kid and can't act" Thought I was the only one who thought that way.
@nickford33284 жыл бұрын
MacX85 don’t forget Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles had the queen playing Sarah Connor as well crazy they both played sarah Connor loved her in 300
@joshuabanner99204 жыл бұрын
I liked the idea of her character but it wasn’t executed well at all.
@defmore50994 жыл бұрын
chill out dude she has literal brain damage. dunno why they keep casting her tho
@user-hf9hf6hw8j3 жыл бұрын
@@defmore5099 really? What kind of brain damage? Lol. That explains her in this movie. 😂
@user-hf9hf6hw8j3 жыл бұрын
@@defmore5099 just looked it up. The brain aneurysm should effect her speech and memory not her acting.
@mickyblue0118 жыл бұрын
Terminator; Tales from genysis space. A terminator is sent back in time to stop a Minotaur alien who shoot lasers from its lenis and then promptly explodes.
@nikobellic19248 жыл бұрын
+Kristen ingram Terminator is sent back to make Tales from genysis space win BOTW and Rich Evans is sent back to make sure S.O.S. Still wins.
@jonathanw10196 жыл бұрын
I still wanna know why there was no CGI Bill Paxton and Brian Thompson at the scene in Los Angeles when the Terminator comes back at Griffith Park.
@nunyanunya414711 ай бұрын
avid movie fanatic confessions. i have not watched a new movie since this came out. i reererererereplay now in safeties. Princess Bride. Ghostbusters, Krull, idiocracy. this movie made me hate Game ov Thrones, Terminator, and 'modern' in general
@falconer029 жыл бұрын
23:00 This is a great idea. Comedy or not, I would totally pay to see this on the big screen.
@joelwills87128 жыл бұрын
Watch "How Terminator Should've Ended" and it's basically that crossover but as a trailer, it's great.
@KugleeKuglee8 жыл бұрын
+falconer02 or go back to the medieval era, fight with the crusaders :D
@FullPlaythroughs8 жыл бұрын
+falconer02 There's a film called Westworld that's a little bit like that, here's the plot; An amusement park for rich vacationers. The park provides its customers a way to live out their fantasies through the use of robots that provide anything they want. Two of the vacationers choose a wild west adventure. However, after a computer breakdown, they find that they are now being stalked by a rogue robot gun-slinger.
@joelwills87128 жыл бұрын
Full Playthroughs they're doing a tv show on that as well.
@huggeebear8 жыл бұрын
+falconer02 Oh man, me too !
@russelldelmet7 жыл бұрын
Terminators in the Wild West already happened. They called it Westworld and it even had a comically European-accented actor in the person of Yul Brynner.
@jhcoverdrive92874 жыл бұрын
Arnold breaking a horse sounds eerily similar to a certain scene from Jack and Jill...
@Trendyflute2 жыл бұрын
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE JILL IS FAT. FAT PEOPLE ARE FUNNY. FAAAAATTTTTT
@SimonBergeron19776 жыл бұрын
I believe even Kyle Reese said, in the very first Terminator, that you could travel BACK in time but not FORWARD... and here... well...
@DavidLand919 жыл бұрын
Episode 100 is gonna be Star Wars: The Force Awakens... and it will be so good Mike will retire on the spot and Jay will finally come out of the closet as a Rich Evansexual.
@wishcraft4u29 жыл бұрын
***** I'd have expected Mike to turn out to be the Rich Evansexual and unable to come to terms with it. Somehow since the episodes featuring both him and his gf Jessi as well as Rich Evans I picture him having these anxiety dreams where he's frolicking half naked in a dewy meadow with Jessi. Jessi starts laughing and then Mike is increasingly unsettled as she gradually turns out to be Rich Evans, eventually causing him to wake up feeling really confused. I don't know, the human subconscious sure works in mysterious ways. It might have something to do with the uncanny similarities in the way they laugh, maybe? Although I think we are all deep down a little bit Rich Evansexual. My favorite fantasy is a friday night sleepover where we sneak out of bed really early in the morning to play nintendo in out jim jams before saturday morning cartoons. What's yours?
@KneelB4Bacon8 жыл бұрын
26:50 _"This movie is a shiny object you dangle in front of a __-cat-__ fanboy."_
@afanofpeanuts73814 жыл бұрын
And I, unfortunately, was that sad dumbass fanboy that fell for it >x(
@krampuskardashian58904 жыл бұрын
Watching this years later and having forgotten about the Video Game Store Arc, the set dressing for this episode was very startling.
@hellion75148 жыл бұрын
"Wild West Terminator" is actually a really good idea.
@SomeKindaSpy8 жыл бұрын
It's a good idea as a parody, to be sure.
@chrisokeeffe38958 жыл бұрын
Half in the Bag Episode 91 HAS TO BE FOR PIXELS!!!
@HawkXe8 жыл бұрын
***** and ant-man! has to be 1 shitty and 1 good movie half in the bag!
@SpardasTechReviews4 жыл бұрын
John Connor looks like a mid 40s dad pitching something at a business meeting
@Dasyati8 жыл бұрын
18:15 I particularly loved when Skynet was trying to preach at them through a thousand holographic projectors stashed throughout the building and their response was to waste a bullet on every single projector
@than2174 жыл бұрын
Terminator 9: John Conner must go back to the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance to make sure Kyle Reese and Sarah Conner still become a couple. The terminator steals the DeLorean in 2015 and is waiting for John in the past at the dance trying to break them up.
@doublehirn7 жыл бұрын
The truth is I have seen all the Terminator movies but I only remember what happened in the first two.
@weavehole9 жыл бұрын
Your writers were so preoccupied with whether they could pull off the special effects that they didn't stop to think if they should.
@ericv009 жыл бұрын
weavehole The question is, how can you know anything about a script? How could you ever assume that you can control it? They have terrible actors in this movie. They picked them because they look good. But these are aggressive living things that have no idea what movie they're in... ...and they'll defend themselves. Violently, if necessary.
@frankjsosexy4 жыл бұрын
Mike inadvertently predicted the show Dark - "whole system of time travel inbreeding"
@jimpepper71488 жыл бұрын
TERMINATOR in the wild west was made already - it's called WESTWORLD
@giovannifoulmouth72059 жыл бұрын
This one's the first of a trilogy. YAAAY!!!
@CrunchyWaluigi9 жыл бұрын
._.
@Hjerrick9 жыл бұрын
Giovanni Foulmouth Fuck..
@TheRanblingjohnny9 жыл бұрын
Lucy Logan Don't be so sure, I bet they go MCU and this is their loss leader.
@doyleharken34779 жыл бұрын
Giovanni Foulmouth T3 was supposed to be the first of a new trilogy. T:S was supposed to be the first of a new trilogy. T:G is supposed to be the first of a new trilogy. They're always supposed to be the first of a new trilogy before they underperform and plans are scrapped.
@giovannifoulmouth72059 жыл бұрын
Doyle Harken Plans for this one can't be scrapped bc Arnie already confirmed he'll return for the sequel.
@joshuacopley23313 жыл бұрын
When you steal a joke from Jack and Jill you know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel
@cavalier9734 жыл бұрын
In "Wild West Terminator", the Terminator runs out of energy, so they have to rig up a steam-powered generator and fasten it to his back. They toss chunks of coal into the generator to keep him going.
@jrd334 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you are describing a Terminator railway locomotive. Come on now, that would be pretty cool...
@cavalier9734 жыл бұрын
@@jrd33 the Terminator T-4-4-0
@matthewbowen58413 жыл бұрын
Then Mary Steenbergen shows up with a flying train. Oh, wait.
@gbrown9324 жыл бұрын
It's funny that Sarah was played by 2 Game of Thrones actresses but Lena Headey nailed her performance in TSCC
@TacticusPrime9 жыл бұрын
I thought that uncanny valley effect actually worked in the movies favor with digital Arnold. It just made him more machine like.
@TheMeanMongoose9 жыл бұрын
"Come with me if you wanna live" -they don't go- OH I GET IT
@marshmallowok8 жыл бұрын
I knew I was in for a bad time when it opened with five minutes of narration. One thing I've noticed in every movie after T2 is the terminators don't feel right. When they fight each other they knock each other around like ragdolls, which looks ridiculous and immediately breaks my suspension of disbelief. They also have unrealistic strength, like in this one a terminator just punched through a concrete wall like he was Superman. I'm not an engineer or a robotics expert, but even if a terminator is 10x as strong as a person I don't think that's in the cards. It was kinda cool when the T-1000 broke off a piece of his arm and threw it at them. I'm sure the staff were proud of that one. But then you think, wait, why didn't the T2 T-1000 ever do that? This is why sequels and reboots are dangerous. Even a little thing like this makes you go huh? What? The problem with a lot of these over the top modern action movies is that when you stray so far from reality there's no tension anymore because you know the hero will do something ridiculous to save themselves. The end of T1 when Sarah is crawling away from the torso of the terminator is way more exciting than watching people get punched across the room or somehow living after a school bus flips over 37 times. One is comic book shit, the other is somewhat grounded in reality and more relatable and something you might have a nightmare about. At least it was kinda funny.
@Welcome2TheInternet5 жыл бұрын
I am an engineer and I can confirm that metal can smash concrete.
@BrettJones275 жыл бұрын
I'm a builder, and I confirm that metal can smash concrete... but not without sustaining some damage
@CarloisBuriedAlive5 жыл бұрын
After Terminator 2, the Metal Terminators never seem....heavy. Like there’s no weight to them, man.
@adiahaalexander93595 жыл бұрын
You mentioning the weightlessness of the characters, thats exactly how I feel about the current D.C.E.U movies (except for Wonder Woman) none of the action scenes have *punch* know what I mean?
@CarloisBuriedAlive5 жыл бұрын
Adiaha Alexander agreed, it’s hard to get immersed because of it
@joeu.36242 жыл бұрын
I've how you can see the seam in the wall where you had the split screen. Total schlock - you guys rock!
@jackee-is-silent29384 жыл бұрын
Jay, Mike, I'm from the future! You guys have to open a VCR repair shop lightning fast or we're all doomed!!!
@MrMgkman13 Жыл бұрын
The only Terminator movie we need as an actual T3 is a movie set in the future war with John Connor and the humans finally winning the war. Definitively once and for all. With the purple laser aesthetic the future is supposed to have. If there’s any time travel movie at all it should be John Connor himself going back to accomplish one final objective.
@ChronDre7 жыл бұрын
Empty chair still cracks me up
@robertstaples32567 жыл бұрын
"Get this shit off my cabinet!" This should so be on a list of Plinkett phrases on a phone app.
@MoreGore9 жыл бұрын
FYI Einstein the dog was sent one minute FORWARD in time. So, although funny by intent, this joke was rendered unfunny by me. Sorry.
@RedLetterMedia9 жыл бұрын
***** Yes, in the clip he was sent 1 minute forward in time. That was a clip from the film "Back to the Future". I merely said "a Dog named Einstein" and showed an unrelated clip because I didn't have access to the scene from the film. Your comment has been rendered pointless to me. Sorry.
@MunsterBeavis9 жыл бұрын
***** you just got owned on the internet by, Mike Stoklasa.
@reece38759 жыл бұрын
RedLetterMedia but there wasnt a dog sent back in terminator
@iansarmy19 жыл бұрын
***** Dogs generally aren't into latex fashion, so this is kind of out of your area of expertise.
@wexpayne9 жыл бұрын
***** Whilst we are on the topic of opinion, your KZbin channel is the edgiest thing I have seen since the late 90s/early 2000s. Be careful man, nearly got cut there!
@rokujones9 жыл бұрын
Cops, the TV show, is actually still on the air. It's been 28 years and well over 900 episodes. Individual rookie cops have literally been shown in the earlier years of the show who are now fully retired from their respective police forces. It's that old.
@paulpsycho785 жыл бұрын
I love the episode of cops where they make a mistake
@MikeDingDong104 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this before the inevitable HITB ep of Terminator Dark Fate
@SeanSmith-lv7wl4 жыл бұрын
Dark Fate ended up being even worse
@adamsmith87654 жыл бұрын
@@SeanSmith-lv7wl see you i 5 to 10 years when the next movie turns out to be even worse.
@frankmerker6303 жыл бұрын
Terminator deep fake?
@eedoamitay33414 жыл бұрын
I freaking love these guys, they give the most objective detailed analysis of movies, top notch
@jayphailey8 жыл бұрын
"This movie is a shiny object you dangle in front of a cat." Keeper.
@derrayproductions89456 жыл бұрын
This is perfect material for a Plinkett review.
@specialK3128 жыл бұрын
Terminator 2: Judgement Day just might be the best film ever made in cinema history. This Genisys was a disaster. It was a decent action flick but does not deserve the iconic name "Terminator"
@bg4164 Жыл бұрын
That take on how taking over personal electronics is harmless has aged like milk
@OnlyAMan9 жыл бұрын
The plots in these reviews are always so immersive.
@welcomestranger10 ай бұрын
It looked like Mike had his own Vaseline lens for his single shots.
@TheUltimaFortuna3 жыл бұрын
I love Jay's reaction everytime Star Trek is mentioned
@themiddleway68893 жыл бұрын
"I started to see things..." - James Cameron
@matthewbesson53673 жыл бұрын
I love the thing they always do to Jay when Mike starts up what he does at 21:38. Amazing.
@gregdavidl6474 жыл бұрын
Terminator: Age of Ultron 😂😂
@cyberparrot Жыл бұрын
Going back to classic Half in the Bag episodes. There's something so bittersweet about hearing Mike geek out over Star Trek after the whole Picard disaster.
@HeyTray18 жыл бұрын
27:50 "We talked about this more than the writers did" - I laughed so hard at that.
@samhynninen7 жыл бұрын
12:50 Jay's creepy uncle laugh needs to go down in history.
@styeiwehdeisfdo8 жыл бұрын
The acting is so bad I stopped watching after 40 minutes and I'm a huge Terminator fanboy and even sort of like T3. It's quite an accomplishment to have both a female and male lead be terrible actors and no chemistry in a big budget blockbuster. They make Arnold look like Daniel Day-Lewis.
@Boobalopbop7 жыл бұрын
Good Lord that last line was funny. Hahahahaha!!
@flippedoutkyrii6 жыл бұрын
Ah, a fellow Terminator fanboy that also sort of likes Terminator 3!
@ac89115 жыл бұрын
are you talking about terminator genisys or RLM [ joke ]
@gibberconfirm1665 жыл бұрын
@@ac8911 Terminator 3 fight scenes you at least feel the weight of these things when Arnold throws her into the bathroom. I couldn't believe they'd fuck up basic shit like that.
@death-king18345 жыл бұрын
When your making Arnold look like a legit actor you know something is wrong.
@mdjones48 жыл бұрын
When they start talking about cowboy terminator, it reminds me of the movie Westworld. Classic
@CaptWesStarwind6 жыл бұрын
i love all of Mikes Star Trek references this Data one is one of the best.
@TPDeluxe729 жыл бұрын
13:57 that lower left corner. I done caught the giggles.
@lg31065 жыл бұрын
it's 2019, so, don't worry, this very year there is a new Terminator movie...
@johnnycage67298 жыл бұрын
I like redlettermedia because they use appropriate terms like "soulless corporate hacks", "characterless and devoid of personality" and "piece of shit". I can't watch people like Chris Stuckmann who, at absolute worst, would describe a bad movie as "dry", "bland" or "not entertaining". Bad movies deserve to be punished.
@JV-mm2yf3 жыл бұрын
You good bro
@InkBleedsDeeper3 жыл бұрын
It would take me too long to properly articulate how awesome they are. They're the only critics I look at.
@tanner201x83 жыл бұрын
Mauler
@misterwishart3 жыл бұрын
I feel that Stuckmann is more about the craftsmanship of movies and something like Genisys obviously has had work and effort put into it that paid off, albeit just making the special effects look good. Give him something utter atrocious like Cats or Twilight or morally corrupt like The Haunting of Sharon Tate and he'll turn on the bile
@shevgaonkarkush113 жыл бұрын
Have you seen his hilariousity reviews?
@navylaks24 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to hear scientist mans take on Terminator Dark Fate lol ;)
@ExtravaganTV9 жыл бұрын
Oh guys, i missed you so much.
@PeterBrockie4 жыл бұрын
"It's a whole system of time travel inbreeding". So when is Netflix's Dark getting a Re:view? haha
@Horrormaster1310 ай бұрын
Terminator: Genisys KILLED the Terminator Franchise. Terminator: Dark Fate was the last nail in the coffin for the Franchise.
@arrowhiteshark5 жыл бұрын
That piece of tape behind Mike's head is bugging me.