Half Life 2 but it has been Google Translated back and forth

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[@MercIsMercIsMerc]

The echoing "Eli, look at me and see the sky." immediately being followed by "GERMAN FREEMAN!" is such a good 1-2-punch of a joke holy shit

[@DavidAlejandroYT]

That felt like getting punched in the throat, I was fucking crying lmao

[@ZomgLolPants]

that sounds like something that would happen in g-gundam

[@PistenDeer]

The stroke is not changed.

[@VulpeRenard]

I'm only about 5 minutes in so far, but the citizens running away from armed CPs while questionably objecting with "Civil rights...?!" has to be a top moment.

[@ElArto95]

Did you had to abbreviate Civil Protection?

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

@@ElArto95what’s wrong with civil p?

[@Kawn0]

@@WhatIsTheHeat CP is also short for the more notorious term of child porn, CP is often used to get around filters that censor the phrase "child porn" so most people who know a lot of internet slang will read CP as child porn

[@KamiJoJo]

​​@ElArto95 I still remember when that used to be abbreviated for Checkpoint at some point.

[@lasarousi]

Child Pornographers? Now that's a new one. Kids filming porn in city 17. That's a harsh future.

[@ebnertra0004]

12:48 I'm pretty sure Vinny just had an ancient Hawaiian curse put on him

[@krossbones5035]

Cursed to corrupt every game he touches

[@lilwyvern4]

@@krossbones5035 So business as usual then?

[@krossbones5035]

@@lilwyvern4 More or less

[@DerangedDurain]

10:34 Vance calling Breen a brainlet is definitely my favorite moment from the video

[@GmodPlusWoW]

I feel like this is going to be a moment in HL2VRAI. *Coomer:* "Gordon, it is safe to assume that the Administrator is a brainlet. He doesn't even put out different flavours of his Private Reserve."

[@nuxx1876]

​@@GmodPlusWoWand then at the end bubby recites the exact line eli says here

[@GmodPlusWoW]

@@nuxx1876 If that happened, it'd be serendipitous as fuck.

[@Wryyyong]

@ZoomerStasi God forbid people flex their vocabulary, sourpuss

[@Pigness7]

Dr Breen seeing gordo teleport into his office and just being like "What?! Are you kidding me?!" is peak comedy.

[@Mekkanos1]

Followed by him asking "Who are you going to kill?!?" He knew things were about to go south now that German Cicero Freeman had arrived.

[@FistofSteel1900]

and right before this happened is the "[zipper]" sound effect, implying that we're actually in the Gorgeous Freeman universe

[@thedoomtrainer8292]

It's like it was a recurring problem the engineers said they fixed yesterday, but when he sees it happen again, he's just like "Are you kidding me?! They said they fixed this!"

[@notfunny490]

dr breen if he were written by neil breen

[@MrWolfSnack]

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO KILL??????????

[@lithium444]

11:20 *”WATCH OUT”* 🎶 _L a L a !_ 🎶 I cant believe chat led Vommy on a 10 minute wild level chase just to see Colonel Cubbage become Colonel Cabbage

[@Magestig]

*VOMMY PLZ*

[@justinr.507]

What did the Teletubbies do this time ?

[@SkillIssue.22]

2:05 i like how Vinny ignored “blow my whistle”

[@Jeeblydeebly]

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

[@modestmismagius105]

​@@Jeeblydeeblygod damn it

[@eugeniaamariei8626]

​@@JeeblydeeblyHuh?

[@LazSpec]

​@@JeeblydeeblyI forgot this song existed for the longest time :(

[@tigertoxins584]

he’s got more important things to worry about, like bicycles being shat out and cat girls

[@Robbie06261995]

I like in the credits there was “thank you all very much” and under it “with the exception of Don Kemmis, Brabus Technologies” like it was fuck him in particular, calling him not only by name but also his place of work.

[@Glory2Snowstar]

So happy that Vinesauce now has voice acting, 2014 gonna be WILD

[@biosupdate7449]

2004 was 10 years ago😧

[@epikberman7756]

OMG ROLF

[@sgas]

what

[@secretshrek]

​@@biosupdate7449what no it was 20years ago

[@Jacob630]

@@sgasWhat What

[@emersonawesome3778]

Shout out to the real Gs that are the Deadwater Gaming crew who did voices for these

[@luisortega8085]

it was great

[@heberb]

so how was your weekend

[@crylune]

They are seriously underrated. They would honestly be fantastic additions to the Vinesauce crew.

[@NickJerrison]

The only downside of them getting to voice these is that their own playthroughs lose the punch of the game saying insane shit out of nowhere since they know the lines already

[@LanHikari]

Yeah they're great

[@TakeNoShift]

"I like beer ya" Oh, Barna, such an iconic character.

[@CubicTuxedo]

He will never escape that beer he owes Dr. Cicero.

[@muisverriet]

Cicero Freeman is truly the greatest videogame hero of our time

[@kualajdm]

Thomas John Cicero Fremen*

[@Crawfishness]

Based Area 11 enjoyer.

[@VagineerHuur]

You mean German Freeman?

[@bruhokverycool9325]

You mean Doctor. German John Gordon Freeman Cicero Frimen

[@MrKapusta]

"Alyx, monkey!" SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER

[@theincursion5898]

7:32 >says cryptic, vaguely existential, vaguely biblical shit >turns pitch black >refuses to elaborate >german freeman

[@Retroskulll]

It's better to be karate!

[@MisterJohnDoe]

8:18 "Father, no..." "ËÊĖẸĚĤĤĤ"

[@antoniopenna8677]

ITS AN BOI!

[@therealslimweegee]

8:32 “Raver Holm” feels like the “Field of Koopers” of the Half-Life universe

[@sfreyux]

Also Black Mess

[@adynrink9004]

10:26 I like to think that Breen just like forgot Gordon's name and he just named him Thomas on the spot.

[@sethroelke2311]

How could he possibly forget Dr. Cicero?

[@Beef_Strokinoff]

7:32 fucking KILLED me

[@SoupCanMafia]

Eli, 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓴𝔂

[@Cudge1]

Absolute peak one-two punch of peak comedy. Had me stunlocked for a good two minutes from how hard I was laughing

[@fuzzprism]

GERMAN FREEMAN!

[@reviathan3524]

Judith being the only person to talk in text to speech felt like a throwback to the late Kitty's Eliot series

[@davidc573]

I was about to say this. I hope that's a reference.

[@MrWolfSnack]

Half life modders are very close, I'll bet money it is. @@davidc573

[@Joffy]

6:49 editor is goated for this 2 second joke

[@antoniopenna8677]

Ye

[@LT_Foxfyre]

I like how in the "Thank you" section at the very end of the credits it specifically excludes Don Kemmis of Brabus Technologies.

[@Taldorin]

"WHAT!? Are you kidding me!? Who are you going to kill!" I'm fucking dying dude, the thought of a man teleporting into an office and thats the first thing the dude thinks of is great

[@lolnooblord]

That shit got me crying from laughing so much imagining the situation like this lmfao.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

I mean, if someone teleports into another person's office, they're probably gonna kill someone. That's how most oldschool shooters go. Hell, considering that Breen lived through the Resonance Cascade, he probably thought the same thing when something randomly appeared in his office. If anything, he probably went through that in the final days of Black Mesa.

[@CocoTheMii]

the fact that dr kleiner became "doctor smaller" is actually hilarious because kleiner is german for smaller

[@Cbouncerrun]

I love the idea of every new person Gordon meets getting his name wrong in a new way

[@thiccestboi5114]

That "Go ahead, BRAINLET" had so much energy behind it.

[@radcliffe2192]

4:48 Vinny: "Okay, that's weird" Game: [Your mind is disturbed]

[@alexjeep3849]

8:19 Hearing Eli say yeeeeeeeeeeeeeess had me dying for 4 hours straight💀💀💀

[@klegberg]

12:45 all the furniture in my house started floating

[@antoniopenna8677]

Aha niho nkomoka

[@LenkyLad]

Shoutouts to Deadwater Gaming Mahogany and Timble's contribution for some of these voice lines.

[@donkarasu-9644]

I love those Google Translated stuff. It just maximizes insanity in the most hilarious way possible.

[@user-yw8sr3uj1w]

Yeah its amazing

[@ebnertra0004]

I did this to a self-evaluation at work because I thought it was dumb. Apparently they thought it was funny, too

[@notoriousectotherm]

I love how Mossman is always text to speech. First in Gorgeous Freeman, now here

[@cac_deadlyrang]

I think it comes from a video from kitty0706.

[@hotelmario99]

@@cac_deadlyrangelliot goes to high school

[@Kashi-K]

@@hotelmario99 *elliot goes to school

[@gimpscam9976]

I love how the only correct name so far was izzy and even then Vinny had no idea who that was.

[@B5DIN]

5:41 "sounds like my demos from 2006". Underappreciated comment. I got transported right into LostMySpace by that guitar lol

[@TheRetroShepherd]

"Wait there's Disney still in City 17?" Let's be real, if ANY company survived the 7 hour war, it would be THEM, they'd probably try to buy the combine if they could

[@NotOnLand]

This made me realize Valve probably named Mossman Judith because she's a betrayer. Like it's the most basic ass literary allusion but it works.

[@chase7914]

2:36 You try talking to upper management at work

[@SketchyRato]

This is why Gorden stay mute Like what the fuck can you say back

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

“Written by jeez” is hilarious to me for some reason

[@MisterSheeple]

I think it's the delivery that really sells the line.

[@lordfriedrick7911]

Thomas John Cicero Freeman Also known as German Freeman The commander and doctor of the Gordons

[@TeenoGames]

The credits need to be studied "IKEA Keratin" "With the Bamburger" "Attached to the Bread" "Face Icon Doug Lombard" "Got a Migraine" "Most of the Opposition is Obi-Mackel" "Death Note"

[@sarmin8008]

TTS Mossman will never die as an inside joke

[@oktayyildirim2911]

1:07 Ha! I like the Deadwater reference.

[@oktayyildirim2911]

2:07 Wow, many Deadwater reference.

[@luna_macaroni]

Deadwater mentioned

[@cbtillery135]

They were VAs for this

[@oktayyildirim2911]

@@cbtillery135 Yes, I could tell.

[@moonverp]

Gman having the ability to curse you with ancient magic seems realistic

[@skirdus367]

out of everything in the credits, "Farf Real" broke me

[@Germanistan]

"Kleiner" means "smaller" in German, I guess the translation went through German at some point and that is how he became Dr. Smaller

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Vine sent Vincent is my favorite tv man, I emancipation when he screams the funny story “going fast in one direction” he’ll so laugh!

[@ThoseAnimations411]

Damn not even the combine can take down Disney

[@BierBart12]

Once I started hearing Deadwater voice act this, I could never unhear it again

[@Kirbman]

2:10 I wasn't expecting an actual Deadwater reference.

[@FalkVonKrone]

Eli's lines have me crying man, fucking brilliant to have everything voiced

[@kraktjoetv]

The horn piece at the beginning is the Reveille from the Opposing Force boot camp

[@That_One_Xatu]

Still thinking about what the drill instructor said in that Google Translate edition....

[@Boris-lq8fs]

"I love you, Wallace. You get it all the time."

[@viaspiderz]

are we gonna ignore the fact that one of the options tabs was labeled "peppa pig"???

[@Cinno2X4]

Pretty sure that's "keyboard" it seems to happen a lot in these translations for some reason

[@Cinno2X4]

I think in the portal one it was "Peppa pig's pig"

[@ZoraHimself]

7:37 It all makes sense now The game was not translated back and forth, Gordon just had a stroke and can no longer comprehend human speech

[@Regulith]

g-man suddenly speaking hawaiian at the end as if it's some sort of magic spell is still so funny to me

[@KeaganZev]

Eventually lazlow stopped thinking

[@gimpscam9976]

Mossmans voice being text to speech has to be a reference to old gmod animations, specifically from kitty0706

[@notatimetraveler6444]

You know, The name Raver Holm might be the reason why the combine infested it in the first place.

[@eugeniaamariei8626]

1:09 That was Mahogany or the other guy from Deadwater gaming saying:"So how was your weekend?"

[@cbtillery135]

That was Timble

[@MrWolfSnack]

Eli reciting American war history facts is not what I expected from this mod.

[@mikoirl]

Main screen turn on, my it is great video viewing for Melpert Vinegravy. Ciciero Fremen is protagonist of great quality and firearm proficiency when firing.

[@That_One_Xatu]

German Freeman has no chance to survive make your time.

[@Poochie_]

[HAPPY BIRTHDAY!]

[@DAFORCEFilms]

Mossman’s voice _has_ to be a reference to Gorgeous Freeman. Also I’m glad to see the Union won the war. The South should never rise again.

[@Kashi-K]

nope, Elliot Goes to School Kitty was the first to use TTS for Mossman (Ms. Person in his series)

[@fluffdrgn]

ever since this stream, "mouth awesome" has been a staple of my vocabulary

[@Pwnz0rServer2009]

mossman saying "eli, l o o k a t m e a n d s e e t h e s k y" then turning pitch black is absolute accidental comedy

[@jess648]

sorse

[@lordsmorgasbord2646]

After all these years John Freeman returns

[@WATDAHFLICK]

Napkin story returns at last

[@No0pe]

German Freeman

[@Banananaki]

I'm a regular couponer like no one else.

[@ice010]

shame Vinny missed that

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Labana Kleiner is definitely on to something, since (Ross) Scott IS awesome. Also, I think the translators were probably translating back and forth between Hawaiian and English. And maybe Swahili?

[@thatoneblueperson9286]

really brings out the already existing chaos of vinny playing the base game

[@tylerheineman2393]

Rise and shine, Cicero said, rise and ✨shine✨

[@bmar896]

"Come here, Godon, before you blow my whistle." LMAO

[@_Cetarial]

Watching anyone play a Google translate mod for a game always makes my brain cry for help because of how incoherent the dialogue becomes.

[@Alec_Reaper]

Don't know why, but Eli calling Dr Breen a brainlet was so funny

[@BoxManSFM]

DEADWATER GAMING!

[@SonicBoone56]

Google translate edition = Vinny's chat

[@appleflavored8839]

Welcome to Aloha 17!

[@DucktorQuackers]

leaving mossman with text-to-speech meanwhile everyone else is voice acted made it funnier

[@blobvisfan666]

Man Game New Well was so ahead of his time with this banger of a... 'game'. Undoubtedly a game developer.

[@ceast5273]

7:36 why no, the stroke has NOT CHANGED APPARENTLY

[@-INK-]

Barna from black mess is my favorite.

[@diamondmetal3062]

8:44 “Tis a silly place…”

[@CubicTuxedo]

It feels good hearing Vinny have a good laugh at this hilairious incoherent nonsense, especially at the various Gordon Freeman translations. His reactions at meeting Barna and Dr. Smaller and Dr. Brain are too good.👌

[@batofdestiny7801]

Please tell me that Mossman being text-to-speech is a reference to kitty0706's Elliot Goes To School gmod series

[@harveywilliams6576]

6:47

[@jamesrichie7844]

I'm learning a lot of new quotes by Cicero from this game.

[@JadeFoxAlpha]

I really love edited main channel Vinny stuff. It's a treat.

[@jimmyplayz1420]

"Kleiner" literally means "Smaller" in German

[@DizGuy29o4]

2:04 blow my whistle

[@weskerrebirth5849]

@DeadwaterGaming you guys rocked in this :> ❤

[@theironfro6395]

I went feral when he started speaking Hawaiian

[@kualajdm]

This is what English is like to non-English speakers.

[@cheesewizard3965]

Giving Dr. Mossman a text-to-speech voice even though all the other characters are voice-acted is I think a reference to Elliot Goes to School

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

Alyx calling Breen a brainlet is actual comedy gold

[@Meme_Lor]

Really getting experimental with these titles now Vinny

[@SamusV4]

"Well Cicero, get your clothes off now." WHOA WHOA WHOA Kleiner you gotta slow it down there!

[@andoy_]

german freeman!

[@kriboj]

It's better to be karate

[@andrewche4066]

It's better to be karate

[@nameless5413]

missheard lyrics but game, offcourse its hilarious. Honestly they should've just gaven in to remake of the map into Raverhome, replace models with raves, add some crazy rave tunes, have them just dance at you instead of attacking. make padre into disk jockey.

[@Kyezoar]

Cicero Fryman RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!! And like this had me cry laughing, I needed this so much

[@justarandompurplefox3243]

I haven’t been keeping up with streams lately, so he may have played it already, but there’s a Google translate version of Skyrim that would be hilarious