Half-Life 2: Episode Two - Done Quick -

[@freejones9129]

Gordon is a theoretical physicist because for him physics are only theoretical

[@thingthing6995]

I saw this comment on a half life speedrun

[@danialtootian6385]

damn xD

[@BJovanovic1987]

Bahahahahah good one!

[@SlamifiedBuddafied]

I theoretically saw this comment on a half life speedrun. Then I actually saw it on a half life speed run.

[@caesaroftampa1266]

I, in theory, theoretically saw this theoretical comment on a theoretical speed run.

[@DeSinc]

I fucking love how because there was no rocket launching he just makes his own rocket launch with the rpg

[@agentdelta569]

lol

[@Mars-jy5og]

Hes a better back hopper

[@Mars-jy5og]

Please dont hurt me DeSinc

[@NomadKolibria]

Ikr

[@T--xo2uq]

Somehow I knew you'd have something to do with this video.

[@00Eregos00]

24:26 - 24:46 the most amazing 20 seconds of half-life gameplay ever.

[@pejex7652]

00Eregos00 24:37

[@ingwer8469]

lol

[@MrZirkusaffe]

and alyx just says "wow gordon"

[@Vaczil]

HOLY FREAK :D

[@htamerursavas]

Yeah thats the tip of this video i think

[@CreeperKiller420]

The strider part was nearly unbelieveable.

[@sleepytrout]

Stenchcoat And everything else

[@kidkangaroo5213]

It's like Max Payne but with no slow-mo and ballistics trajectory ('cause of the Magnusson Device). This takes some serious patience, skill, reflexes and so much more.

[@MultiMemich]

I believe in the scripts.

[@w04h]

_WHAT STRIDERS?_

[@Phelan666]

It's literally unbelievable. No way human beings can make those shots. Aimbot.

[@Neves7561]

"This car can sure take some abuse"

[@MYSTICWOLFZOMBIE]

"Its a good thing i don't get carsick"

[@protonjones54]

"Who's footprints are these?"

[@somerandomname3124]

"This car...." "Sure takes some abuse."

[@christiandeuctor3606]

Then 5:15 plays.

[@ksuhdilla]

😂😂😂😂

[@kittyswgg2003]

27:02 in 3...2...1.. *Launches a tiny rocket* *everyone are impressed*

[@aquelecientista4491]

Hhsauhaushasuhsas 2

[@thealandude9146]

LOL

[@gub4941]

Martin Zaid Segura Roa *is

[@KrypandeNej1]

@@nurashwad8469 3rd grade...ricochet 3 confirmed

[@gub4941]

Do you really think “everyone are” is proper grammar? I’m starting to think you *are* in third grade.

[@siren-nate6565]

19:41 Did he... Did he just *ground-pound* that Strider to death?

[@blake7110]

Yes... He just did.....

[@ironraccoon3536]

IT'SA ME

[@paulrazvan2425]

WWE should put Gordon Freeman in Hall of Fame

[@Aluxious45]

Goomba stomped!!!

[@htamerursavas]

That hazard suit has xen diamond shield right where gordon sits

[@konnerbaker7886]

the moment you realize half life 2 ep 2 is actually the combine desperately fighting for survival from a theoretical physicist inventing his own laws of nature. "WE MUST STOP THE FREEMAN"

[@str_light1871]

This is the best comment that is if you have context of corse

[@darthidiot7563]

He is the Freeman after all

[@patches2877]

If only you could use these glitches to fly into Episode 3.

[@Jojo_clowning]

333 likes

[@benjamimapancake6429]

Mr Boo, your comment was 3 months ago.

[@iliapachulia9012]

HOLY SHIT * Head explodes from realization*

[@benjamimapancake6429]

:) E3 CONFRAILFMED?

[@kristian2319]

@@benjamimapancake6429 no shit

[@jamesducharme1711]

the combine must be freaking the fuck out, seeing Freeman gliding across the horizon ass-first at mach 10 speeds.

[@copperboltwire320]

It's amazing what the hazmat suit allows

[@DomingosMultichannel]

that video and especially this comment made my day

[@shahbaksh2915]

Well if it isn't gorgeous freeman

[@GermanPeter]

18:03 "You'll find the sawmill at the far end of the...far end of the...far end of the...far end of the..."

[@rayhill1]

GermanPeter oh hey peter

[@wintermanthenforcer]

Good to see you, Herr Peter.

[@deqnq1705]

Echo

[@novamous777]

GermanPeter I can’t stop laughing at this lmao

[@patrlim]

oh hi german peter, hows tf2?

[@Jukspa]

Gonna mention a couple things people will probably ask about. The parts where we are clipping downwards through stuff are rapid save/load sequences. The loading screens are cut out for the video so it looks like a really fast clip. Every time you're stuck or out of bounds in this game and you save/load you always go down a bit. The backwards jumping thing is ABH. The short version is that if you jump backwards you go fast. We don't take fall damage at 4:46 and in other parts in the dog race map because for some reason physical damage is disabled in that map until the fight with dog and the strider ends. The reason we aren't driving the car is because we skipped some stuff that makes it work, so we can only move it by punting it forwards. It loses a bit of time in the dog race map but it's faster overall. The hunters die very fast even though we're playing on hard is because physical damage isn't scaled between difficulties.

[@Centaur1um]

Jukspa wtf that's my avatar

[@D4rw1N]

Jukspa Rip this comment in about 5 minutes.

[@depthsofabjection]

Jukspa Why isn't save/load used in Half-Life 2 DWaHMoV?

[@Jukspa]

Protoskull R.Y People didn't know about it back then

[@Xbman98]

Protoskull R.Y It was discovered not long after that run was published.

[@starwatcherusa]

7:38 Alyx: "This is it! We made it." *Comes tumbling through the air in a car*

[@akuro6470]

You'll find the sawmill at the far end of the valley far end of the valley far end of the valley

[@JacobKinsley]

Gordon: "Waaaaaaaaaay ahead of you!"

[@westingtyler1]

@@JacobKinsley even gordon's voice echoed, and he heard the echo from far away.

[@JacobKinsley]

@@westingtyler1 I deleted the comment because I was tired and I thought it was an error now I realise it was part of the joke dang

[@epicsgamingchannel7556]

WRLD? Gordon moved so fast that the sound had to catch up!

[@POPCORN454545]

Sooooo they’ve sent freeman have they? Good man.

[@nathanielbond3053]

alyx: hey gordon! *gordon flying around* shit where did he go?

[@bigthefurt4620]

Lol

[@KFCArbiter]

7:08 "You know it's a good thing I dont get car sick" Yeah...good thing

[@liamvogl1703]

Trojan Hippo i read your comment in that scene

[@nylo5676]

"You know,it's a good thing, I don't get carsick" *dog pushes car with Alyx like crazy*

[@nylo5676]

Or To do list: Drive car -Speedrun the game- -Let dog push the car with Alyx inside and do nothing-

[@lillbrorsan]

Laughed so hard when Dog pushed the car and you hear Alyx go "This car can sure take some abuse" xD

[@samerjam101]

And right after that, when they are like "Look! here comes Gordon and Alex Freeman!" as the car is violently flipping through the air right in front of them after DOG sent it flying into the sky!

[@MYSTICWOLFZOMBIE]

After the immense amount of phys blasts he fires at the car, suddenly dog is taking the car like a balloon, this is the point where i was done, "ok dog, race you to the base!" suddenly that sentence is 10 times funnier. Also "its a good thing i don't get carsick" yea i think we might fix that Alex, i don't think you want to drive a car every after this ride.

[@dream916cs]

LMFAO

[@canertwo]

Eli saved.

[@durrarrdd2238]

its funny now :))

[@leangminhtrien632]

ok canertwo , please tell me the tomorrow lottery's results

[@darthidiot7563]

You saw into the future

[@ReverendPuffin]

Good Nudge.

[@jonahpatton8879]

Can someone fill me in? What am I not getting, what happened a month ago that had to do with eli

[@panteramile]

-Spoilers- This is the happy ending, no one dies

[@spacelag5104]

It's actually canon now that no one dies

[@legogeneralgreivous8651]

Spacelag valve waited a decade just to retcon episode 2’s ending

[@Ormusn2o]

Lol, the prophet.

[@ShadowBoltTF2]

24:38 I'm willing to bet that move took over 100 attempts.

[@sparesomecoochieplease3531]

That shit probably took years of practice to get right. The right estimate should be around ∞

[@Seltkirk-ABC]

It's not that deep...

[@BBQDanTheMan]

18:19 I'm done

[@thebeesknees1505]

***** how in the fuckity FUCK

[@YOUnoobGER]

The Bees Knees Dat Strider part, I was so WTFFUCKYFUCK

[@TheTrollingPony]

24:00 is also insane

[@Burntrocity]

***** "Hey man im pr0 at CSGO 420blazeitrekt check out my montage fgit"

[@masonmilton7564]

Ive tried to beat the strider part for 5 months and still havent won

[@joshdh95]

you'll find the sawmill at the far end of the far end of the far end of the far end of the far end of the.... arrives at sawmill

[@mrty574]

***** 18:03

[@SebekFerehRa]

***** Lost my shit at that moment

[@Aelfraed26]

***** That made me wonder how echo works in the Source engine.

[@Spice]

Yearlaren I believe they're actually affected by the skybox,

[@lampenpam]

黒い楓 afaik they are affected by which material is used in the enviroment and how much space there is. So basicly it's calculated automaticly, and you can't change it much when creating a map.

[@UnnTHPS]

Thank you so much for glitching out the ending. I didn't have to cry again.

[@pedmanrb]

UnnTHPS her voice acting is so perfect i still find it difficult not to

[@СвятославШвед-д1ш]

close your eyes doughter!11!!!

[@htamerursavas]

And hitting those advisors

[@Guilmon35249vr]

Speedruns like these are the reason the multiplayer Source games have sv_maxvelocity...

[@BonziBUDDY]

Can land a perfect shot on two magnussoned striders 10 miles away Has trouble shooting crows

[@miming3679]

26:51 excuse me?

[@pijuka]

Different people

[@TournavisTheBlind]

That’s no way to talk about your suster, young man!

[@Seltkirk-ABC]

TAS and it's not that deep

[@pacoroto]

I wish I could teleport people by smashing books on to their heads. lmao

[@Fnzzy]

Pacoroto Smack them hard enough and they will eventually walk away!

[@kveller555]

+Fnzzy Or fall to the floor

[@LostCosmonauts]

1:12 - Alyx - "We should keep moving." Baby I'm way ahead of you.

[@hotsexspy2267]

This is what happens when Freeman's physics qualification comes in.

[@worms8759]

4:23 "combine sees floating man zoom past his head" walks off normal

[@GuyOnAChair]

"target what"

[@colinb1152]

XD

[@bounty245]

Because he was faster than bullets

[@Thederpman4]

"target warned"

[@copperboltwire320]

You sure the combine could see it was a man? maybe all he saw was something orange resembling something humanoid flying past at 500mph ...

[@helsing253]

did he just past 2 hours of gameplay in front of my in the 3 first fucking minute ?!

[@Bittergamer1886]

Whoever My is, I'm sure he/she had the same thoughts as you

[@Sokobansolver]

lol The end looked like pre-workout stretching. Why take a helicopter when Gordon can just fly to the Arctic on a whim?

[@margon9181]

Honestly it's not completely out the realm of reality. Assuming one hammer unit is 3/4 of an inch, Gordon's top speed ABH is 626 mph. 81% the speed of sound.

[@TamrenStarshadow]

My favourite part is when the runners have to wait for a scripted sequence to finish, so they just mess around with the level.

[@Cloudey]

24:10 what the fuck those 100mph snipes on the bombs WOW

[@JustAHat]

The Strider part..... what is this? half-life 2 or dude perfect?

[@margon9181]

Both.

[@vission98]

7:19 "This car can sure take some abuse" Im deceased lmao

[@dragost2581]

Here, you take the Gravity Gun,you're better with it than i am *flies away* :D

[@Sizifus]

Alyx: "Here, take the gravity gun. You're better with it than I am." Gordon: "You bet!" **takes the gravity gun, flies away**

[@danielsilver5316]

The scary thing is Alyx travels with Gordon

[@smailchali5102]

What if i told you there is more than 1 alyx

[@IBrowneeI]

You really need to give Alyx some props for managing to keep up with Freeman and his magic backwards squat jumping flying. There's clearly no better sidekick.

[@kasyu1101]

alyx*

[@MrZmax95]

Legends say if you see a shooting Freeman in the sky, make a wish and it'll come true.

[@worms8759]

+Max Z. wow

[@mehmetcaneren4042]

Combine legends episode 1

[@gub4941]

Max Z. I wish for episode 3

[@TauCannon]

same with a flying soldier

[@SourceRuns]

Links to high quality downloads (with audio commentary on the second track) have now been added to the description!

[@BBQDanTheMan]

SourceRuns Awesome! Thank you

[@windows987654321]

Script Kiddies! (I'm not serious, I'm just acting like children that show up on every single video ever). What script was used for the Jumping? Non BHOP script jumps that fucking fast! Also, what is with this thing that you people just go though the world at will? :o

[@imaginateur2422]

the end corrupted by speedrunners :(

[@kingdavey90]

I can't seem to save all the outer bases for that Achievement :(

[@DulksVenee]

@David Harris The trick is to kill the three special striders that rush in towards the three furthest buildings to destroy them. Rest is easy.

[@kamild_]

- Honey, let's go out together. - But you're a hundreds of miles away! - Parents aren't home. - **this video**

[@kamphet1987]

lol parents aren't home sfw confirmed

[@spartanc173]

"sfw confirmed" Not necessarily.

[@kamild_]

6 year old comment, sheesh, completely forgot I used to write these lmao

[@gJonii]

I'm noticing a difference between single-segment and segmented version of this run. Seriously, this is probably The single most impressive speedrun I've ever seen. Great job everyone. My favorite moments are too numerous to list, but launching yourself along with the rocket has to take the cake

[@95Empty]

0:27 Alyx: "Gordon!" Gordon: *smash her face with a piece of wood*

[@infernal8119]

Alyx: Wait up Gordon: *flies away*

[@flummox3d]

26:34 I love how impatient Gordon seems. "It's all yours Gordon" *trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* *click*

[@YouGotOwned87]

the last two striders holy shit

[@selfworm]

24:05 - 24:41 especially amazing

[@GamingRevenant]

That ending is too funny xD

[@Aimans486]

True hahhahaha Her father juat standing front of her haha

[@Noobgalaxies]

Recently just watching source speedruns of hl games and feeling nostalgic about them... Goddammit I need hl3.

[@bluegoose7832]

+Fluid omg lmao!

[@bubbleman2002]

HL3 won't be VR.

[@Castroxlmao]

im just waiting for the to release the "Source Engine 2" and it will come (i hope)

[@stoffystofstofberg]

Boy, do I have some bad news for you all...

[@NinjaGodzilla]

Episode 3 is cancelled, buts that's a good thing because Valve made a new source engine and they are probably going to to Half life 3 so they can start from scratch on a brand new engine.

[@ToriksLV]

I knew that half life speedrun is all albout out of bounds and jumping backwards but maan everytime i see wr run it blows my mind, how runners discover these things.

[@srbprod1]

to have that pinpoint accuracy, jukspa must be a physicist... gordon freeman is a physicist. jukspa is gordon freeman. this run is canonical.

[@MrFreakshow182]

"Good thing I don't get carsick"

[@themcjarhead1383]

No matter how fast you play this game, somehow Alyx can beat you there XD

[@AidanK1337]

19:39 It a-me Mario!

[@x8BitRain]

It took 5 years but it's here!

[@estonedreveldo735]

look who's here lel I watch your corrupt vids

[@Cubeface]

18:28 - 18:37. What the actual fuck, that is so perfect. Grats on completing another awesome segmented run guys, sick stuff.

[@TechnologyWitch]

Imagine this from the perspective of the characters; you're this crazy impatient dude hyped up on coffee who bashes them on the head with random objects to make them go faster. :P

[@lampenpam]

Starlight Witch or from the view of the combine "prepare to attack we got enemy incoming!" Looks in the distance and sees a person jumping over mountains "ah damn, it was a speedrunner!"

[@vanishy0urself]

Starlight Witch Gordon Freeman, heroic mute ADHD sufferer, the result of a science experiment that involved aliens, things we do not mention and Sonic the Hedgehog.

[@buster7797]

+lampenpam or the combine think that freeman has godlike skills.and then they abandon the earth

[@l3ardoc]

7:01 "Good thing I don't get carsick"

[@XaneMyers]

29:05 Gordon, you aren't Sonic in Metal Harbor-but oh well, you look cool jumping off of a rocket. 30:58 You're not a Sim, Alyx.

[@timothy__tt]

1:00 "Take the gravity gun, you're probably better with it than I am." _flies away without using the gravity gun_

[@trevtnk9999]

Litteraly the only reason I watch this episode over and over is because of the strider battle. 24:26 - 24:46 Holy shit.

[@Ethorbit]

6:59 "Race you to the base!" 14:14 "Follow me, quickly!" 18:04 "You'll find the sawmill at the far end of the valley!"

[@frze5386]

7:05 "You know, its a good thing I don't get carsick" Me: "Yep.. I can see why"

[@Speed74LP]

"You find the sawmill at the far, far, far, far, far..." *is at the sawmill already*

[@Yachsmith]

10:50 Darude - Sandstorm

[@trivk]

О, я нашёл тебя, теска который тоже увлекается халвой

[@sleepingomen9425]

"It takes only one strider to destroy our rocket" Gordon: Hold my beer

[@Enoonb]

I'm usually against game breaking speed runs, but you break the game so much it's actually amazing.

[@tslur4554]

Nah, you are just a hypocrite

[@louisowens1231]

ZeroFiveSeven qQ

[@frze5386]

Holy shit, the last 2-3 minutes of this video sound so dirty o_o, just listen to it with your eyes closed.

[@raricy332]

+Frze (FALLOUT 4 RELEASED) rofl :D

[@frze5386]

+ddog6081 :3

[@pedropandemolde2928]

Frze thanks for ruining my childhood

[@frze5386]

Peter Abbott np

[@johnnyblaze2055]

Funniest, most well executed speedrun I've seen yet, also Alyx's shadow is hilareous at 31:30

[@Wignut]

0:27 She knew what was going to happen lol

[@BubblegumDog_]

lol, how they used the rpg as a substitute for the rocket xD 27:06, and then later riding the rocket hahaha

[@陳宏宇-z9b]

18:04 Rebel:You’ll find the sawmill at the far end of the valley! Gordon Speedman:Already at the far end of the valley

[@AmBush2048]

"Sheckley! We've got Antlions!" "You idiot, that was Gordon Freeman.........I think at least." 12:01 - "Dad, are you Okay? Gordon: "Here, this should help you."

[@mayday8413]

jukspa is a legend for (literally) flying through the first three chapters inside 60 seconds

[@kanderion5685]

"Thank god you are alright, Hold on a sec i'll get you out of there!" Alyx, do you know that gordon is now in the middle of france?

[@D_YellowMadness]

That strider battle is, by an incredibly wide margin, the most impressive thing I've ever seen. 2:55 That's a trerrible throw, Alyx.

[@Tegyukfel]

I always imagine how would the characters react IRL if Gordon Freeman just flew by them by the speed of sound, saving the world and all that shit

[@orb9760]

When the HEV suit says major fracture detected, its talking about reality itself, not Gordon's legs.

[@megus_vae]

Very cool, can't wait for a Episode Three speedrun!

[@onzir]

"You find the sawmill at THE FAR END OF THE..... Far End Of The.... far end of the... farendofthe......."

[@HardstyleBulgaria]

Everytime i come back to watch this video i get amazed like its my first time on: 18:09 and 24:03 :D :D Jukspa is crazy asf

[@shrub8644]

Haha Dog pushing the car was awesome

[@HolarMusic]

9:22 - 9:40 Damn, that was intense

[@merox2266]

lol that race with the dog XDXDXD nice

[@tonomas5143]

19:40 AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA ! Insane Speed run by the way

[@arron4112]

My vocabulary for this video: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

[@cooltroll9262]

Agreed

[@julsvideogame8369]

31:40

[@ButterBytesOG]

+Lebron Juls that whole scene went from sad to fucking hilarious

[@ImanexIsMe]

Ahhh its out!!! So hype to watch it

[@doctorfaker391]

This is possibly the coolest speedrun i’ve ever seen

[@Helperbot-2000]

how to make people walk faster: google: ask them nicely bing: *smash them in the head with a book*

[@Mynameismegalex]

"Here, you take the gravity gun, you're better with it anyway" *Goes through the slightest effort of picking it up whilst flying majestically through the air* Yes, yes he is.

[@DigiLychee]

so many things you wouldn't believe were possible, let alone doing them

[@KOSPman]

Jukspa beats Gocnak's HL2 WR, Gocnak goes to Half Life 2 Episode 2. Gocnak beats Jukspa's WR, Jukspa goes to Half Life 2 Episode 2.

[@MinecrafterPiano]

Pmanbiotches ~Road to 1K Subs!~ Gocnak then goes to HL2 again and does boat-less and wr runs.

[@pedropandemolde2928]

'Strider at the cranes!' *CHEERING*

[@toastergaming7783]

Gordon Freeman: Runs faster than train Alyx: Teleports with scripts

[@SemaAvalith]

That was a tragic ending but good thing nothing happened to them! lol

[@the_sidious]

The funny thing is ABH was faster than noclip at certain points so some people have no idea wtf they are in about.

[@IIBADDYLANII]

now I see why gman wanted him to work for him :D

[@mfaizsyahmi]

5 years later: :(

[@IIBADDYLANII]

@@mfaizsyahmi ?

[@ChrisandKnight]

I am just, im lost for words, you executed the ending strider battle SO AMAZINGLY im just, DAMN. i have never been so speechless.

[@wouushtah]

That was just soo epic ! and fun to see then. Thank you and GG !