Half-Life 2 Gravity-Gun Only speedrun in

[@Czarewich]

You can tell Gordon is a theoretical physicist by the way he treats physics as if it's just a theory.

[@trashcant1522]

A game theory

[@llSuperSnivyll]

Gordon got his Ph.D with his thesis on air surfing by jumping while you are constantly picking and dropping a wooden plank beneath your feet.

[@MilesPrower1992]

@@llSuperSnivyll how do you do that? Grab a plank, look down and spam E and spacebar?

[@ocks3623]

This comment is criminally underrated.

[@sayo-o7778]

@@MilesPrower1992 yes but is really inconsistant without scripts

[@ChupachuGames]

Give it a try, Gordon. *LAUNCHES INTO OUTER SPACE OFF A WOODEN PLANK*

[@donk6790]

*hits someone with a box and teleports them*

[@cham6328]

Chupachu game physic

[@Slavicblin115]

*NYOOOOOOOOOOOMMM*

[@ruxthedeer]

One could say this is a pacifist route. It's not a pacifist route it's just a grasshopper that's on steroids... route?

[@creeperhunterD]

Nice Spirit Phone profile pic

[@yngvar1800]

Eli:you’ll have to travel on foot Gordon:be there in five minutes Eli:what

[@acemuffins3840]

Officer Hyena 5 seconds later: Gordon: I'm here Eli: what

[@changingmypropiccausetrann4862]

DrowsyCob Me: i came in your ass Her: what

[@Ashengrrey]

What

[@Gamer-ln4yx]

I thought that Gordon can’t speak

[@lt.parkinsons8088]

@@Gamer-ln4yx I don't think it's that he can't speak I think he just chooses not too.

[@thesuperpunmaster6369]

"The zero-point energy field manipulator is not a toy" Gordon hated that

[@mkmobileplayer735]

But in a game....

[@Drackwit]

The world is his toy

[@Coffeebe4ns]

How to make people move faster Ask them nicely : no Smack them with a book : yes

[@cl_low7758]

Well either way it works, just with different results

[@notagreatnamevlogsgamingan7668]

The Kid Who Breathes tru tho

[@ruxthedeer]

That might be a binder, but yeah.

[@tarentino3269]

SMACC

[@setseretze3565]

or a box

[@bendoubleu_]

"The car is all ready for you" I AM THE CAR

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

Not. Yet.

[@fuzblez3425]

CebuliX It's treason then.

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

**spins** *UUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

Defeats the fucking purpose of a car ecks dee

[@spencerestes7563]

*Promptly vanished into distance*

[@RubenSim]

22:32 I can imagine Father Grigori just chillin in his church attic and he hears Freeman fly overt the entire town

[@User-gk1yi]

didn't expect to see you here.

[@redxd3219]

@@User-gk1yi X | Same

[@XdyLsd12]

@@User-gk1yi same ;-;

[@therealrobkoa]

Ur fat

[@log_by_bolb]

ruben

[@TheLegend1800]

"You've made it here this quickly, Dr. Eli will be amazed, not to mention relieved." Never has Mossman's line made more sense than this moment.

[@mr80s81]

Gordon: **goes mach 5 past Gman** Gman: "what in the goddamn" 13:01

[@Katomou]

"Oiiii gmaan how's it goin maann I haven't seen you in aaages!"

[@nocturnnne1999]

@@Katomou "what's going on maaaa-"

[@angerydoggerlikestoeatupal2095]

Barney: Where is Gordon? I'm supposed to give him his Crowbar

[@planetdesign4681]

“The seven hour war? Pff, more like the destruction and revolution of powerful alien slave masters that have taken over hundreds of planets and subjugated the inhabitants in 1 hour.”

[@Ploaper]

wait what hes already at black mesa east?!?!!!?!!!

[@coolkittens_7007]

Legend has it he's still waiting

[@user-vl9bl4jo7x]

37:35 "follow freeman!" nice joke bruh

[@Huvada]

Dr Breen "How on earth did you fail to shoot Freeman? He was right in front of you!" Guard: "Sir, have you seen the moves that guy does?"

[@Biospill]

7 hour war? Pffft 50 minute revolution.

[@loydmggc8372]

25 seconds genocyde.

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

imagine copying a youtube comment from another video to get fake internet points. YIKES

[@policevauxhallastra6591]

Image being a butthurt about it

[@gregoryderpwrld111]

biospill ahem the slow teleport

[@alexanderjahans2292]

Imagine thinking Lenny is still funny

[@FoxletNull]

Imagine giving a long time family friend an implement that can literally manipulate gravity only for him to instantly use it to jettison himself halfway across the country.

[@first-last557]

even more terrifying when you realize this is set in eastern europe

[@apocryphalbebop]

7:15 _Gordon, fruitlessly plowing his finger into the switch_ “You gonna let Gordon throw the switch?” _Gordon briefly looks over to Doctor Kleiner before resuming plowing his finger into the switch_

[@mudkiptyler]

"You've stirred up the hive!" Yeah, a man being able to go through walls and move at lighting speeds might catch a few eyes.

[@omegawisp5609]

Um yeah Gordon is like sonic but a bird and part ghost so he can case through walls also it's funny that most of the time he's beating up them to make them move faster it's basically telling a kid to hurry the Fuck up or get raped the kid will haul ass with no fucks given

[@zynel413]

@@omegawisp5609 so thats what Roblox does to you.

[@Jin-di9zv]

yikes

[@h4dvision970]

Or none at all

[@Dpatterson00]

@@omegawisp5609 What the fuck?

[@paulgdr9068]

at 37:58 he lauches the mine in the air, then jumps, only to catch it back again mid-air bravo

[@comical9587]

"The car is ready for you, Dr. Freeman." "Thanks, but I'm faster on foot."

[@neonsolace2748]

40:30 It kills me how the screen flashes and you see gordon riding a crate i dont know why but it bursts me laughing

[@albertpirelius]

ik me too lol

[@aqua2k210]

Alex: gordan I cant believe you made is so quickly on foot Eli: I think he broke your record Yeah Alex I’m pretty sure he broke your record

[@baxutsy5772]

Aqua Kid2000 alyx*

[@baxutsy5772]

Gordon*

[@icefrost5355]

You must have referred to substitle right??

[@laverdadnose4481]

Gordon & Alyx*

[@mewenger8412]

Its ALYX! It insults me when someone says alyx is alex. (My real name is Alex)

[@viniysinipuh2694]

i like the concept of a 27 years old scientist bending time and space to save the earth

[@ginger15103]

cool karkat pic my dude

[@shephard1225]

Cool karkat x2

[@sightseeing7993]

I mean Gordon already sorta does that.

[@okarlipedia]

cool karkat x3

[@Pac0Master]

When Gordon can run like that I wonder how he manages to arrive late at work.

[@dead99ish]

That slow ass transit system is your answer.

[@Maltemller]

Cocaine

[@KazernskyYT]

After he was late that first time he never wanted to be late again

[@phalanxHH]

Slow subway.

[@RedGallardo]

It's the damn train. Too slow. Can't reach trigger box while riding it.

[@StarOnCheek]

Pft, I can complete Portal with Portal gun only!

[@TheGangCraftOFFICIEL]

Wow, impressive !

[@loydmggc8372]

I can complete dishonored without weapons and magick.

[@iguanaskin4825]

WHAT! HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO DO SUCH A THING!?

[@loydmggc8372]

@@iguanaskin4825 you forget about cheats!

[@metalvitezek7545]

I can complete Half-Life 2's Highway 17 and Sandtraps chapters without the car

[@dr.johnsmith2047]

How to sum up a HL2 Speed Run from the Combine Point of View: *CP Officer just outside Train Station (First Chapter)*: "Yeah We got a Suspicious Looking man coming off... the.... Command, He just Disappeared... Yeah he just Flew off using a Soda Can... I'm fired now aren't I?" *CP Officer in the Canals 30 Seconds Later*: "Command, We've got that guy over here.... Nevermind... Just used an old Oil Barrel to disappear into a wall..." *Overwatch Sniper outside Ravenholm 2 Minutes After that*: "Uh... Not sure if It's related but I just saw some Orange Blur fly across my Scope. It went up over a wall somewhere." *Overwatch Soldier on the Coast 5 Minutes later still*: "We've got him.... No... No we don't. Just ramped off of our APC and flew across the bay into some Car Tunnel on the other Side." *Overwatch Guard in Nova Prospect 7 Minutes still*: "Command! We need Assistance! Some guy in an Orange suit just flew in through some Ventilation Shaft and blew up the experimental teleporter! Please Advise!" *Overwatch Elite in the Citadel 14 Minutes after exiting the Train*: "Yeah we may have an Issue here... That Orange Suit you guys are talking about just flew into the City Administrator's Office with some Glowing Blue thing after launching one of the guards into a wall with it. We may want to call an Evacuation."

[@MrGermandeutsch]

made me laugh

[@blazing289]

Lmao

[@AccessDenied20078]

This is the best post ever. 10/10

[@MrGermandeutsch]

@@AccessDenied20078 Wait a fucking second. Your Profile Picture is animated. That is the first time I've ever seen that.

[@Aluxious45]

That was fucking awesome and hilarious.

[@edagaming3074]

Me: *wants to sleep* Random speedrun *exists* Me: oh ok no sleep then

[@hatti...]

I don't need aleep. I need answers.

[@rathbuc1834]

Yea

[@Zergei]

It's 1:33 AM and I got early class... This is fine.

[@danzoggg9845]

@@hatti... *_A l e e p_*

[@KizuTheBunny]

I can just imagine the combine radio... Combine: Overwatch. We have a visual on the Alpha target jumping around 400 miles per hour across the city by only using his feet, boxes and explosive barrels. How shall we proceed? Overwatch: Punch him at close quarters. You'll hit him. *Gordon gains more momentum from punches*

[@trashcant1522]

That didnt fuc- _Combine screaming_

[@Sammie1053]

Gordon's middle name is Flubber

[@mkmobileplayer735]

Overwatch??

[@ciriakk.]

@@mkmobileplayer735 overwatch soldiers

[@Sing_LoveWRS]

@@ciriakk. no overwatch the chick you hear in hl2 ep2

[@Templarfreak]

40:59 Can we just stop to admire how skillfully executed bl4nco's segment here was. bravo.

[@TheRaker1000]

mad sk1lz

[@jeanpaulgartier3404]

Lol

[@KiryuEnjoyment]

the most impressive part about this is is not only that they were only using the gravity gun but that this is new engine so it was directly competing with DWAHMOV

[@two8three8]

it still can't, if save deletion was allowed then it wouldn't have made any difference

[@RaintntProduction]

VI VON

[@two8three8]

rain you hacker

[@RaintntProduction]

yes i am

[@coldcoffeegaming2798]

Didn't DWaHMoV stay inbounds?

[@deanchur]

"How long does Ravenholm take?" "A bit over an hour" "Did you say a bit under a minute?"

[@trashcant1522]

*second

[@p_filippouz]

*millisecond

[@szwagier50]

@@p_filippouz *planksecond

[@helpmyhouseonfire1405]

@@szwagier50 *light speed

[@j-69]

@@helpmyhouseonfire1405 "The Planck time is the time it would take a photon travelling at the speed of light to cross a distance equal to the Planck length. This is the “quantum of time”, the *smallest measurement of time that has any meaning*, and is equal to 10^-43 seconds."

[@thestanley2692]

It's a Bird! It's a plane! Nah, it's just Gordon Freeman, having a good ol' stroll.

[@trashcant1522]

_Yeets in bhop_

[@TrueKyanite]

Guess that PhD in physics paid off huh?

[@tvhamster7011]

Why do they even need a teleportation device if they can just hit themself in the head to teleport instantly??? Lmao

[@raxor_]

or they can just abh

[@rabbitdrink]

Or just load a saved state from an auto save you never reached

[@XXLcze]

16:47 *smashing crate to head* "we're closing in on a reliable local teleport technology" :D

[@AhmedHan]

The teleportation device is painless.

[@WENY47]

@@XXLcze LOL

[@adria5591]

Poor raintnt had to sit trough the boring parts

[@7411y]

"Hop in Doctor Freeman, the car's all ready for you." "...wait where'd he go"

[@shuaery]

25% of the run = cut scenes... I love how the last cut scene is super bugged on this run :D

[@happysedits]

Its art, its more than art

[@claymeistereu]

I guess.

[@mr_jalapeno_ancient]

It's dance of Gordon

[@yyeetmax2849]

especially the ending!

[@redkyten]

@hoj Burny

[@Jeganello]

no.

[@Doobers]

Gordon Freeman doesn't need teleporter. He is faster than them.

[@iridium9512]

My favorite part is when you move so fast that you virtually start flying and gliding over large open areas

[@myppissmallalso3689]

Imagin if you could do that in real life

[@jabapepe9662]

When game has 1 hour free trial:

[@jcdenton1836]

Я вас где-то уже видел...

[@mewenger8412]

Lol

[@ruxthedeer]

Barney: Hey Gor- Gordon: Cya mannn! Barney: ...your crowbar.

[@LocalGoober10]

Xylophone Gordon: DON’T NEED IT THIS TIME BI- *flies offscreen* Barney: this time?

[@ShorkyBoi]

@@jcdenton1836 лол ещë русский? Ах, да, нафига писать англичанину? Он токо с гугл переводом поймëт твой коммент.

[@Skorpeonismyrealname]

48:36 "Gordon... we haven't known each other very long..." You've got THAT right!

[@NotSpoooky]

hey wtf he didn't pick up the can :(

[@BruceForte]

That civil protection officer is still waiting for someone to pick the can up.

[@calibursatsujin3112]

;-;

[@calibursatsujin3112]

feels man bad.....

[@NS-he4bg]

Hey. Its only gravity gun! N o c a n

[@seagull749]

@@NS-he4bg 1:32

[@yeehawjones1230]

35:59 "Follow Freeman!" *5 seconds later* "Freeman, what the hell are you doing?" *5 seconds later* *Freeman sinks into the floor*

[@sharpfang]

"I heard legends but I didn't believe them until I saw it with my own eyes."

[@underdude9818]

@@sharpfang so I this universe gordon did a speed run on black mesa too

[@helpmyhouseonfire1405]

He Fucking Used Noclip

[@MMMMMMMMM2]

"Major fracture de-" Gordon: Theres no time to waste.

[@watermelon2485]

gotta keep jumping

[@underdude9818]

*cocaine administered*

[@CyanTeamProductions]

"We were looking to join you doc" *travels away at the speed of light* 35:25

[@orangeboi3387]

They just want to know the ways of the freeman and have the mastery of jumping backwards at 4000kmph

[@cegrewex]

You are a fan of half-life. It's a shame you didn't know how fast light is.

[@puppet4978]

19:21 I can't believe you made it here so quickly on foot Yeah like he took several minutes

[@mkmobileplayer735]

Likes are less...

[@maro5900]

"Press G to swap Gravity Gun to previous weapon" What previous weapon?

[@NewNebula12]

Press G to gravity gun

[@terrastalker8189]

Strange Physics

[@adamiktom]

hilArious!!!

[@e30kitty]

G? It's Q since EVER!

[@denizo9263]

@@NewNebula12 G

[@pray7056]

Alyx: Come over. Gordon: (Absolutely nothing) Alyx: My dad isn't home. Gordon:

[@lucasarmas9198]

Before or after ep2?

[@pray7056]

@@lucasarmas9198 Dunno

[@meso_p]

@@lucasarmas9198 bruuuuuuh

[@albertpirelius]

yea this is what happens when the suppression field is down

[@dio9842]

"C'mon Gordon, let's go have some fun."

[@KerbalKraken]

"Give it a try." . . . "The primary trigger-" and while Alyx is talking, Gordon has slingshot himself over the cliff-face, tunnels through the ground and concrete, slides up a ladder, and is in Ravenholm, not even one minute after her saying "That's Ravenholm. We don't go there anymore." Don't point things out if you don't want a quantum tunneling 27 year old physicist to go there as soon as possible, I suppose.

[@rUseLieFX]

you cheated You used a keyboard, and a mouse. Maybe even a monitor. Thought you could trick me, eh? This isn't a Gravity Gun only run.

[@iTzStick]

@sonic whoosh

[@Ethorbit]

@sonic r/woooosh

[@ilikesaying]

You missed out the fingers

[@canonethunderxnaturaldisas8084]

@sonic oof

[@ATP2555ify]

@sonic It's. A. JOKE!

[@doggo00]

They are working on local teleport, why don't they just hit their head with a book?

[@underdude9818]

Dogtor coming in with the inspirational quotes

[@voidedifbroken3953]

*Gets gun; instantly breaks the game beyond human understanding*

[@shar1]

Сharm of the proper DWaHMoV II.

[@eggofwah4852]

Why is this comment hearted I don't get it

[@kentaursheppard7572]

24:54 I'm just imagining some dude seeing Freeman zoom through the air and I can't stop laughing

[@garrettoliva5154]

"That's the old passage to Ravenholm... we don't go there anymore." Gordon: AIght imma head out.

[@facespkz_osu]

"We've got something." "Okay, it's human." you sure bout that

[@joeljensen436]

This run without a doubt has the coolest boatless in any segmented run

[@ryuuq1569]

Me: "yeah i can bhop :)" This video: "....."

[@FatalFrostbyte29]

R2uuQ back hop>bunny hop

[@domson4158]

R2uuQ wow you can bhop in hl2 SO DIFFICULT

[@iguanaskin4825]

Your profile pic makes this joke way better

[@chuck-di2jz]

cringe

[@JackPorter]

@@randomdude_12335 Um AcTuAlLy It'S "Accelerated Back Hop"

[@ahmeterensengul2095]

12:56 when you are going her house 13:05 when you realise she is 14

[@Maltemller]

Fucking brilliant! :ok_hand:

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

👌

[@iloveeveryone8611]

12:56 when you realize she’s 14 :D

[@somedumbass4682]

RedMatter nobody loves you

[@Gogglesofkrome]

As if you think I'd give a shit

[@Nomul16]

16:47 "We're closing in on a reliable local teleportation technology." *Gordon Freeman slams box on head*

[@tilt5928]

Mossman:"...local teleport..." *teleports* Mossman: "...passing through..." *box passes through her*

[@daimon7421]

How to forget the day when Freeman was classified as a Unidentified Flying Object.

[@LifeofBoris]

do a travel video

[@apmtv5887]

hi

[@xCapetf2]

You guys never fail to amaze me with the ending!

[@kaanyldrm5520]

is That a bird ? is that a superman ? NO İTS SPEEDRUN FREEMAN!!

[@mcguffin7767]

19:21 "I can't believe you make it so quickly on foot!"

[@JuHraj]

More like Glitch-Life 2. I've never seen so much glitching through walls and stuff in a Half-Life 2 speedrun before. Interesting.

[@m8subject996]

"i can't believe you made it so fast here on foot" oh alyx you are so god damn right about that.

[@cosmicjenny4508]

22:15 “Give it a try.” _Gordon launches out of the building_ “I, uhm... hmm... maybe I didn’t calibrate it right?”

[@hydrorex]

“Give it a try” Flies away at Mach 4 speeds

[@coptecheca8290]

Guard: I fear no man! [Points to Gordon] Guard: But that thing..... [flashes back to Gordon flying around around the map] Guard: *hushed tone*It scares me....

[@baxutsy5772]

J1NX MAST3R who’s gordan

[@hzdrt]

@@baxutsy5772 our main character

[@hzdrt]

@@baxutsy5772 our main character

[@itsFODDER]

It was such a joy to watch this live. The copypastas about cheating and the run being illegitimate were supremely entertaining.

[@itsFODDER]

In the trailer they stated this took 1000 days to make.

[@JackPorter]

@@itsFODDER that's a very slow run

[@myppissmallalso3689]

@@JackPorter was still very entertaining though!

[@Клевер-р2ц]

15:47 "Okay, it's... It's human" ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

[@Goofy_C]

24:54 "You there!" Gordon Freeman: "No one is here, soryyy"

[@Domi39]

The smacking things on people's heads to make them go faster is just perfect

[@duckmaneuvers]

When you want to use only the Gravity Gun on Ravenholm for the achievement but you mixed it up in your mind and did a Gravity Gun-only speedrun instead.

[@darkcr0w.719]

*skips whole scrapyard part* Alyx is like Heeeey don't leave me here!

[@RaintntProduction]

What a run dudes!!!

[@melted.mp4]

raintnt love seeing you run. Keep up the impressive work man!

[@RaintntProduction]

thanks guys :smile:

[@Veellinn]

Your "hour" has come again. Literally Mr.Freeman. You have an hour.

[@dusksentry5836]

i love the parts where Gordon is just stuck in a custscene and forced to wait, while toying around with stuff, climbing up walls and Bhopping into corners, then slamming things into everyone's heads constantly to teleport them around the room

[@rekto5781]

Gordon: i like physics Also Gordon: flies using the rock

[@Ajaaw]

Mossman: Wow is that really you? Gordon:*smacks her in the head with a box so she gets in the elevator quicker*

[@AlexCorruptor]

Something tells me that in the near future of HL2 speedruns, everything will be "Half-Life 2 Speedrun, but it's X", where X is random modifier/goal/thing

[@myppissmallalso3689]

Like those mario challenges

[@Kobeny997]

Imagine playing half-life 2 as alyx and Gordon just smacks your head with a book to make you go faster.thank you gordon

[@BaconPuncakesX]

40:10 Barney: “And if you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said, ‘Fuck you!’”

[@JiihaaS]

23:55 "Hello Dr. Freeman, the car's all ready for you". Thxdon'tneeditbye!

[@DeSinc]

10:00 here we go 22:16 *HERE WE GO* were you at velocity cap like 99% of the coast section? it looked like that was almost a perfect time 40:20 fuck me I can't even imagine how many times you ran this to get that run it's just whiteness and darkness and speed

[@Myne1001]

Oh heya there DeSinc

[@rayhill1]

daddys home

[@yourcreepyunclecletus7787]

Half way through, this just became noclip with collisions

[@TheLuismaBeaTle]

Seems like gman gave him some of his sweet 4th dimension abilities

[@Sammie1053]

GMan *wishes* he could Parkour like Gordon

[@patrlim]

Source engine : exists Source runs : *its free real estate*

[@nebuweed]

who would win? thousands of soliders with pistols, shotguns, snipers and assault rifles OR one jumpy boi

[@gorgeousfreeman2240]

Travelling at the speed of *SOUND*

[@MaxiflyTM]

13:02 Freeman is like "Oh, hi there, G-man"

[@oscarfuddle7713]

Well, how was he supposed to pick up that can if he was already in Nova Prospekt?

[@whitegroth2812]

"You can tell he's a bit of a trouble maker, can't you?" Freedman jumping around in the background

[@Sivoris17]

"We got something. Okay it's human." Sure Judith. Sure.

[@quickninjacatofficial5754]

Alyx: "I can't believe you've made it so quickly on foot." Eli: "I believe he broke your record, honey." Alyx: "Well, he earned it."

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

10:03 "Hey Gordon!" [Gordon flies away]

[@tutude]

29:40 Kleiner: yes Alyx where are you? Alyx: **isn't there**

[@STfofisnuffle]

Imagine being the guy in the attack helicopter in waterways. "Uh Overwatch, we had eyes on Freeman and... He out ran us"

[@captaintofu4926]

The end sequence is so broken, it's a delight!