Half-Life 2 Done Quicker - HL2 Speedrun in

[@joep.k.2953]

“Pick up that can.” *steps on it and flies away* “That’s not what I meant.”

[@SealWithAGlock]

the people at valve watching this: you weren't supposed to do that!

[@bob-omb1217]

"No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game!"

[@oroel4910]

@@bob-omb1217 haha propfy go brrr

[@Heyguyz132]

@@oroel4910 haha physics police here and your gonna goo brrrr into jail brrr

[@pannomic]

@@Heyguyz132 haha Havok go *E,E,E,E*

[@v33nod3]

Combine: "All units be advised. Suspect last seen traveling down Highway 17 at 180MPH on foot."

[@dunndunn3850]

Speeding at its finest.

[@joebaker8235]

Other combine: sir i don’t think that’s logically poss... holy shit what the fuck was that. is that freeman?

[@cadetwright6496]

I think it's called the Freeman 9000

[@doubleback190xbox3]

Hev Mark 5 Now with Hyper Powered Legs!

[@catonium0]

Not with noclip

[@corningt0n]

this is a nice surf map

[@corningt0n]

Jared O'Brien I try jar hed! c;

[@bruhSaintJohn]

It's called Defrag

[@lordvader6481]

Too bad playing this in the tf2 engine I slower, cause jumps are slightly higher than hl2

[@Theshadow4873]

@@lordvader6481 try playing as scout

[@kylefinn5301]

Alyx: “I can’t believe you made it here so quickly on foot” Eli: “I believe he broke your record”

[@walkingmarshmallow6895]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@thehahagamer07]

The speed running website every time there’s a new half life speed run record

[@plur5ever]

Yeah

[@sagnost]

he didn't break her record He absolutely destroyed it

[@TitaniumSteelGreatest]

Broke your record by... 3 hours.

[@GamingMarine]

Civilian: "I didn't see you get on." Freeman: "Nor did you see me get off."

[@KyokuiGhostASMR]

This is where I get off...

[@joaquingonzalez834]

gordon freeman speaks *wait thats illegal*

[@CrappyIce]

*tips fedora*

[@FnD4212]

Civilian: _Why I even bother...._

[@ILLI4T]

Civilian: "I didn't see you get on." Freeman: "..."

[@KFCArbiter]

Imagine being a combine soldier based at a quiet outpost on the coast line, nice and peaceful, seagulls chirping and waves crashing. Not much resistance to take care of. Your only orders are to stop one man. Easy. Then you see him, cutting through the air at Mach 20, glass shatters when he passes and is already gone before you can react. 30 minutes late you hear the citadel has been destroyed

[@pauliuskaskoks1153]

+Trojan Hippo mach 20 XDD

[@Videogamer96_]

+Nice man Who do you think you are? Going around licking people's comments.

[@KikisCheetos1310]

Combine Soldier: "How?!? What?!?! Ehhh... Whuhhh??!?"

[@gianlucabaccino]

+Trojan Hippo LOL

[@MilosCsrb]

Lol

[@HP2ViD]

- Do you have a spare can of soup? - Yeah, here. Why? *Flies off in the distance*

[@FrameRater]

12:40

[@InfinityPotato97]

- ...

[@starviper1813]

@@FrameRater yes! Found someone who mentioned it. Thank yoy

[@KedaiNasi]

28:00 is the coolest shit I've seen. almost died but the timely thrown box heals Gordon while speedrunning. absolute madlad

[@ethangg974]

Indonesia ya banh

[@CurvedSlightly]

ou need to get out more, bruh

[@KedaiNasi]

@@CurvedSlightly and get covid? it was pandemic at that time, retard

[@Veloziraptor111]

Gordon Freeman is a theoretical physicist. Emphasis on theoretical.

[@CraneoHR]

"If I rub this cylinder here for long enough the citadel will be destroyed!"

[@_Cleveland_]

Therefore he is the only person able to air surf on wood. *oop* and on any other object.

[@kylefinn5301]

Quantum tunneling at its finest

[@blitz7488]

Theoretically, he knows about physics, *IN THEORY*

[@cantaffordmanga3908]

Then you could theoretically solve this puzzle!

[@fdynamics]

"I can't believe you got here so quickly on foot"

[@LeMustache]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MandrakeHorse]

"I believe he broke your record, honey!"

[@kevybevy]

+fdynamics ahahahaha

[@turreu]

+fdynamics G-Man: "It seems as if, you only just arrived." - Yeah, 40 minutes ago

[@yaroseau2811]

Gordon Freeman the bunny-hopper.

[@BR23Channel]

"We dont go to ravenholm..." Gordon: "yea, we fly over it"

[@lordvader6481]

Fair enough

[@Iresu_]

the title says "We don't go to ravenholm" so Gordon just go through it

[@arccostello8569]

Well it makes the “Zombie chopper” achievement easier, (Doug it was fun but I didn’t do glitches or know how to do glitch’s, playing through ravenholm with only the gravity gun was fun tbh

[@ultrakillmustdie]

Gordon:

[@aleistercrowley6311]

666 like

[@LAAV69]

Gordon: lands gracefully in a puddle at 374 mph Me, a source engine junkie: yeah, right, of course

[@EnzoLebold]

15:34 smashing the speed limit sign is symbolic

[@dunndunn3850]

“Speed limit of 30 miles an hour? Fuck that, we’re going 300!!” It’s just so funny, how that sign came and gone. XD

[@Rother-bg2mb]

yuh

[@Adam0Null]

It's Actually Funny as Shit lol

[@shoopdahoop2221]

honest to god i wonder if they did that on purpose

[@J09-555]

@@shoopdahoop2221 Probably a coincidence that the sign was in the way but it would be funny if they somehow did that intentionally lol.

[@Tyler.LoggedIn]

"you there! Stop where you are!" *has literally flown over the entire beach within 17 seconds*

[@jeefberky9101]

Now I understand why the characters treat gordon like a god, I was playing the game wrong

[@supergirlpyro5705]

Nope you were playing it right this a speed run it’s not meant to be how u play it

[@jeefberky9101]

@@supergirlpyro5705 Gurl I ain't that stupid, it's in the title.

[@supergirlpyro5705]

@@jeefberky9101 oh well it seems I am definitely the stupid one here

[@FrostyTheOne_]

@@supergirlpyro5705 yes

[@Inkxo3D]

@@supergirlpyro5705 r/woooosh

[@Mach30_SS]

17:46 dont ya just hate when a headcrab sends you to another dimension?

[@subsonicwave64]

I do

[@SmityHead]

when you only have 1 hour trial.

[@luheartswarm4573]

SmityHead that brings me back

[@somerandomname3124]

When Steam says you can refund a game with less than two hours of playtime.

[@viridian6812]

What kinda drugs did you take before writing this comment? Can you share?

[@tobi-b]

SmityHead u have 2 hours on steam

[@landlockedcroat1554]

SmityHead lol

[@dandy3403]

Gman said smell the ashes, not snort them

[@aweeds]

yappy funniest comment ever

[@BERYOZA75]

Lmao

[@whythou3406]

nice one.

[@Rehvidepaigaldus]

Lmao😂😂

[@leastmilk6298]

That's a great joke

[@hyperxd8357]

I like how Alex is in a normal conversation while Gordon is climbing the walls like a cockroach

[@Dominique9325]

at what part? black mesa east? i don't see how talking to a wall is any better than that.

[@actualgoodusername7339]

Hyper XD who tf is alex

[@gub4941]

Hyper XD Gordon is a cockroach

[@isanarditama]

Lol

[@sweatyclaps1689]

@peroh roach

[@TheAverageChannelx]

I can imagine Breen watch from the citadel as the force of nature that is Gordan Freeman razes hell throughout City 19 and he only has 40 minutes to think "the Combine never stood a chance, none of us did"

[@crabulonbestgirl9130]

A week and 40 minutes because there is a 1 week time jump after entanglement

[@BigBrotherMateyka]

Leon: "He won't last five minutes on foot." Freeman: "I won't _need_ five minutes on foot."

[@paralleljames6272]

I know im ruining the joke but clearly the video is 40 minutes

[@jojiko7759]

@@paralleljames6272 he's talking about the coast segment

[@DamienAlexander]

@@paralleljames6272 but he isn't on foot most of the video, he's flying in mid air

[@paralleljames6272]

@@jojiko7759 noooo

[@paralleljames6272]

@@DamienAlexander so?

[@ghrisman8145]

Is it ironic that Gordon is a physicist and he is actively breaking the laws of physics

[@cdojwolfey9290]

Feckle Heckle yea 😂

[@puppet4978]

It's Gordon Freeman's Laws of Physics

[@Triffgits]

Why do you think he became a physicist?

[@ToomanyFrancis]

He's a theoretical physicist, which makes more sense than just a physicist, but slightly less sense than if he was a quantum physicist.

[@happysedits]

He's just abusing quantum mechanics that haven't been found yet by other scientists

[@maddix-1234]

12:41 *Alyx*: "Here is the Gravity-Gun." *Gordon*: "YO BITCH, ain't got time for that shit!" **flies away on a paint can**

[@FloydGerman]

M. Maddix lol

[@Alexander-wq3mh]

First time a comment on YT made me crack up so hard.

[@mickocipriano1358]

kht

[@frsitlets629]

XD LOL DYING INSIDE NOW !!!!

[@赴大家惡化不得好死時]

frsit lets aren't we all?

[@jamessinclair2898]

"Man takes down government on his lunch break"

[@branescan]

16:44 *sees Gordon flying through* "YOU THERE" *JUMPS ON SAND* "YOU IDIOT"

[@matthewadams3565]

anth0ny and then there's a sonic boom as Gordon flies right through Nova Prospekt

[@shiny1556]

anth0ny *YoU dIStUrbEd thE AnTLionS*

[@SeanKula]

Lmao

[@MrSandvichMann]

2:19 i love how Gordon doesn't need a crowbar when he can just smash shit with his face

[@bigthefurt4620]

LOL

[@JerW]

Strong

[@GarishBus045]

"I didn't see you get on." Proceeds to phase through the train window.

[@adrianozambranamarchetti2187]

Garish™ He was never there to begin with... Not a single fucking frame

[@Weldedhodag]

Didnt see him get off either

[@mrpenguin4350]

10:09 "I can't believe you made it this far on foot" Gordon: *_Actually it was on wooden pallet_*

[@theresa.y5221]

"i like to fly by wooden pallet and abh"

[@halfi593]

27:03 *''FOLLOW FREEMAN''* Good luck!

[@TheYagich]

You think they might have trouble doing that? Because I--*GODDAMNIT FREEMAN COME BACK HERE*

[@tipsybun]

If you look back at the start, HE'S FASTER THAN A TRAIN

[@TrexxikLT]

Simply Ryan

[@halfi593]

Trexxik Yes, I am indeed Simply Ryan. Nothing more.

[@Maltemller]

If you are gonna follow freeman then you need to know how to fly 10 kilometers in the air in about 2 secs

[@patrickworthington3900]

We don't go TO ravenholm, we go THROUGH ravenholm

[@XFanmarX]

In about 3 minutes. What the hell Gordon.

[@Swaglordfawful]

patt correction, * We go *OVER* ravenholm

[@lordgaben1214]

We fly over Ravenholm

[@GregJonson]

"Ah, Gordon! I can't believe you made it so quickly on foot!" "I believe he broke your record, honey!" If only they knew.

[@shawnlatour1825]

Greg Jonson Fun fact: The resistance does this to mobilize quickly.

[@snowmane7871]

Lmao

[@cant-kb8lm]

Speed limit sign: **Exists** Gordon: *"Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!"*

[@theopinionrespecter4762]

Technically not breaking the law if ur not on the road

[@oopsiedaisy2048]

Imagine having orders to take this dude down and then he just clips into the fourth dimension

[@poison_pear2046]

Soldier:”He’s in the tunnel! Gordon:*”flies through wall”*

[@mclarenf1gtrlmedition715]

11th dimension

[@cupcakethesabertooth6802]

Never underestimate Gordon

[@Marcelelias11]

Dude uses the backrooms as shortcuts

[@Frying1Pans]

0:31 "I didn't see you get on" Well he also didn't see him get off

[@hellper9668]

WorthlessProtoplasm XD

[@familiacoronadososafamilia8332]

Lel

[@AmBush2048]

Combine Overwatch oh, hi overwatch soldier!

[@hellper9668]

Albert Pavlas A bit too late bud..

[@DarkusRelling]

WorthlessProtoplasm 😏

[@naurunappula1]

Gordon killed Nihilanth in about 20 minutes after Resoinnance Cascade. Gordon blew up Citadel in about 40 minutes after stepping off the train. Lesson: Don't fuck with Gordon Freeman.

[@johnbadman3340]

GUYS SOMEONE JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE PLEASE CALL THE POLICE I DON'T WANT HIM TO HEAR MEGFDSGEWGGKHVHAIDHHFIHSADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@johnbadman3340]

I am fine. Do not contact the authorities. I will never comment on youtube again

[@senjuebro]

The Untitled Project ur fucking brilliant

[@ajddavid452]

just wait he will do half-life 3 in 60 minutes

[@colbyjackextracheese6249]

ajddavid452 seconds*

[@chunkycomet9117]

I love how he didn't have any loading screens, old version with the full map instead of sections made it so much easier

[@clairevoyanceSLA]

this actually does have loading screens, many more than usual due to the high amount of saveloading, however this run is rendered with demos from the game, which do not include loading screens/times

[@MadCarTK]

"Watch out for the Hoppers! They're everywhere!" Gordon: "I, am the one who hops!" *jumps across entire map*

[@birolklp5574]

Gordon truly learned from the masters, and now he has become the master

[@SkyeRoseVT1073]

The hoppers: *sad hopper noises

[@terraventus22]

This is the exact moment when Gordon Freeman became John Half-Life

[@gmodiscool14]

aint no way you made this breaking bad reference 4 years ago

[@MadCarTK]

@@gmodiscool14 Yos.

[@mrpokemon1186]

Gordon got a degree in theoretical physics then made physics theoretical.

[@lazyvideoproductions2979]

Lol

[@TheMinecraftACMan]

My personal headcannon is that the resonance cascade from HL1 just completely changed how physics worked, and that's why Gordon can do this shit.

[@theonlybass8947]

@@TheMinecraftACMan He could bhop before the cascade in HL1, so not necessarily. My conjecture is that all the physicists from black mesa could bhop, but most of them were killed by the HECU soldiers or the Xen aliens. In HL2 we just never see them do it because Eli is missing a leg and Kleiner is always in his lab lol.

[@BoomiestBomb]

Underrated comment

[@the_nowak2931]

Underrated comment

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

Fun Fact: All this is happening when Gordon is riding the train to City 17, he's just daydreaming while high as a kite.

[@harveycrook5365]

"They put something in the water... to...to make you trip balls"

[@johnes4882]

Don't drink the water... they put something in it... to make you daydream about flying down the canals at mach 5...

[@jamessleeper2477]

looks like gordon from freemans mind found those "happy pills"

[@rhysf.505]

*Who would win?* A multi-dimensional trans-species empire with their own Dyson sphere _or_ A scientist with a paint can

[@hagrud9554]

Don't underestimate the power of the paint!

[@zselimegmen8714]

now we need to see a scientist with a paint can vs Steve with dirt block

[@pukewave69]

he does have a degree in theoretical physics as in the physics of this game are theoretical

[@nazek4216]

Nvidia must hate you guys. This is *not* the way it was meant to be played.

[@JohnDoe-uq2qd]

+Nazek42 What does Nvidia have to do with it?

[@nazek4216]

+fizzle mygrizzle Their slogan is "The way it was meant to be played".

[@hhaste]

+fizzle mygrizzle Look up. You see that? That's the joke going right over your head, lmao

[@CheezWhiz360]

lmao what a square lol what kind of nerd doesnt know what nvidia is??

[@JohnDoe-uq2qd]

skr1p7k1dd Just because I don't know their slogan doesn't mean I don't know the company

[@Kapin05]

You can only appreciate how quiet the canals sections are when you don't have the airboat engines blaring in your ears constantly.

[@GermaphobeMusic]

The speedrun for Half Life: Alyx will need a lot of puke buckets.

[@tutucatm2267]

Holy shit I imagined a speedruner doing a accelerated backhop and puking all over the ground lmao

[@celeb-seventeen]

and also a headache

[@szwagier50]

And alot of money for the broken equipment and furniture

[@theneo2008]

Agree.

[@Justin-qb1yw]

That guy is probably gonna noclip through the planet

[@krisolson6515]

12:38 I love how he points out this hilarious little easter egg as he’s in the middle of setting the world record

[@muad2323]

What easter egg?

[@stickmanweirdadventures2550]

Ah, yes, 67.7 CU.M.

[@muad2323]

@@stickmanweirdadventures2550 That's standard notation on shipping containers, hardly an easter egg

[@stickmanweirdadventures2550]

@@muad2323 but its still funny.

[@nibiru2026]

@@stickmanweirdadventures2550 indeed

[@AinsleyHarriott1]

That's Ravenholme. We don't go there anymore... *Glitches through wall into Ravenholme*

[@rayhill1]

Ainsley Harriott you cant tell me what to do

[@metalvitezek7545]

Just Ravenholm

[@TheGrimstalker]

10:11 "I believe he broke your record honey" .. yeah by like a week

[@Gryphon1-1]

TheGrimstalker No kidding man.

[@zatsune3035]

*Falls down from the sky* "minor fracture detected"

[@spiryn5174]

lol

[@lukeaguirre2762]

'Tis but a scratch.

[@SharkRainstorm]

You got no arms left

[@praetai5461]

@@SharkRainstorm i've had worse

[@gone.109]

Zatsune Miku *SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION*

[@owenstephens3389]

I like to believe that the speedruns for half life 1 and 2 are canon and that the gman saw Freeman as this unstoppable force of nature and just unleashed it on the combine as a way of going "let's just see where this goes"

[@fleggy5050]

Breaking news: 7 hour war ended in 40 minutes because of flying, palette-riding scientist.

[@オジーはビッチだ]

@@nozular 2 decades later

[@オジーはビッチだ]

@@nozular what do you mean when you repeated to me “at least”

[@blitz7488]

@@nozular i dont think he was correcting you, just informing you

[@4RT1LL3RY]

"Collision between objects is merely the expected outcome so via quantum mechanics, this tin can, and amazingly buff legs I will proceed to ignore this walls existence." ~Gordon Freeman: Theoretical Physicist

[@Maddinhpws]

"Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array" Is his PHD after all, so well maybe thats the thing xD

[@gordonkroman1211]

takes me 2 minutes to get off the train, took him 2 minutes to end chapter

[@branchy2000inc]

I absolutely love watching the Source engine be completely ripped apart in runs like this

[@violetseek]

What a way to rise and shine.

[@InitiateDee]

A fucked up way.

[@flurbleman4486]

"Rise and shi- oh, i guess you have somewhere to be then"

[@InitiateDee]

Well sun actually doesn't move so yeah.

[@lbgstzockt8493]

UnfortuneLess sun moves but only when wieved from certain points. ever heard if relative speed?

[@InitiateDee]

Yes, but not in detail.

[@semihdyngyldai4503]

Yes it's not "T.A.S." but it's "P.A.S." which stands for Plank Assisted Speedrun

[@bruheffect6335]

Semih Budak Insert audience laughing sound

[@stardust6004]

AND Can assisted Speedrun!

[@LuchoArrival]

14:51 "Minor fracture detected" Can it be considered *minor* if he goes for like... 15 miles per jump?

[@thebandanadee8265]

28:11 "Dr. Freeman! Since you shut off the suppressor-" *Ascension of the Freeman™*

[@NotoriousPyro]

Request to see this in 3rd person angles with Gordon flying around corners.

[@Depressed_until_dead]

Agree

[@dunktastic4232]

Agree

[@ritz9987]

Agree

[@starjojostar]

Thing is, Gordon's model isnt complete. They didnt rig it, animate, or texture it. It'd look weird.

[@kingfordvr5863]

@@starjojostar that’s why it would be good to watch

[@ThomerTD]

Fun fact : He hasn't picked up any crowbar

[@Zack-et9wj]

And also any Weapon

[@rookiecf3399]

Zack Immortal Gaming He got the gravity gun

[@flarpyz7613]

Zack Immortal Gaming he got the pistol actually

[@ZaccoOfficial]

he got the suit though

[@astrobagans6182]

This speedrun is faked. No crowbar means no halflife. Ban him from the leader boards

[@sirjanska9575]

On Black Mesa East Alyx: "Oh, Gordon. The vortigaunts said you were here. I can't believe you made it so quickly on foot." Eli: "I believe he broke your record honey" I think so too.

[@liamvogl1703]

Matias Holm you just made my day :) Half Life 2 is just such an amazing Game

[@RealShuraalex]

And then Alyx spends the rest of her free time trying to break the record by staring at a tin can and mumbling "How does he go through a wall with this.."

[@shoopdahoop2221]

EdgyFinsk "You see Alyx, gordon has powers beyond any living being. He saves the very fabric of existance in its current state and then resets the entire universe back to that state"

[@sirjanska9575]

shoopdahoop22 Your sir are destined to write anime.

[@trulyimpossible4124]

I'd love to see this with fixed camera spots so it just cuts to an empty shot then you hear prop glitching and Gordon comes careening around the corner

[@jeefberky9101]

Imagine putting the microphone to your mouth, about to tell your squad you've spotted Gordon Freeman breaking the sound barrier, only to see him disappear through the ceiling. How do you explain that to your benefactors?

[@szwagier50]

"Uhh target just phased through the ceiling" "lol what" "I'm serious. I think we should abort" "Prepare for permanent off-world assignment" "FOR FU-"

[@sigmabean2463]

*our benefactors

[@BRUHMOMENT1972]

You don't, just escape the city

[@alfred0621]

"must've been the wind"

[@largestbrain]

I have no idea where he is now because he hit me with a book and now I’m in scotland

[@stupidfuckingshit3217]

The song plays at 7:10 is literally called "You're Not Supposed to Be Here"

[@Verillia]

XD

[@DarkerS26K]

Well thats weird

[@wreckingkraken8036]

7 hours war 40 minutes revolution!)

[@MishaGold]

Скобка сдаёт.

[@danielcisa107]

We humans like to improve our scores

[@KaterinaKPOP]

@@MishaGold Лол, я только с японского майнкрафт видео про гимн СССР, русские везде

[@engasal]

@@danielcisa107 Implying that Gordon is human

[@gub4941]

WreckingKraken the revolution is not exclusive to this game, it continues after.

[@thebostinteaparty3594]

2:46 Imagine being in that heli and just seeing Gordon on a pallet moving at you

[@grimgrinningghost8528]

2:18 Who needs a Crowbar when you can just slam into the wooden boards at terminal velocity!

[@koona1992]

Indeed.

[@ryanmoore7927]

Has 10 health. Proceeds to ride an explosive barrel across the map xD

[@mrhoundeye1064]

I saw that comment instantly, when he was doing that...

[@tartipouss]

Me too XD

[@andreasroth131]

Omg I saw the comment, looked up and in the same sekond he took the explosive barrel :O

[@bruhmoment4633]

No one cares about you three

[@wackynix171]

8:27

[@templates163]

me: >expecting just a lot of bhopping 7 seconds after the intro: *yeets out of the train using wacky exploit, then yeets out of the map using a cinder block* me: oh epic

[@jeremiahsmith4235]

Trying to find the joke rn

[@davidthechef8979]

half life one is bhopping half life 2 is nocliphopping

[@Lil_Jabooty]

@@jeremiahsmith4235 stinky poopoo

[@IlayarajaS1997]

There's a lot of surfing

[@Toaster___Bath]

i just played half life 2 tonight and thought "i bet this jump mechanic is used heaps" then saw this

[@internetstrangerstrangerofweb]

In this version of the lore, freeman is wanted for breaking the reality speed limit.

[@diving_element3126]

28:00 "No he can not surive that, everybody is shooting at him and he only has 2 hp left, speedrun over here boi" *grabs supplybox, shoots it with ggun infront of him, shoots the box with the shotgun, catches medkits in air, survives* me: ...

[@jsnnF]

bro this was definitely the best part of the run lmao

[@firehunterz2311]

Fucking badass

[@cupcakethesabertooth6802]

pretty cool

[@lexander4435]

Totally a pro gamer move

[@Josh-zu8cr]

It is cooler to imagine this as in one go however check description it is segmented

[@Brown-du2qy]

Everybody gangsta until Freeman starts bending space-time

[@Darklordd123]

"pick up that c-" *already in Nova Prospekt*

[@blacksuit4738]

i know this was made a year ago but ur profile picture is the same as my phone backround

[@aperturescience1823]

@@blacksuit4738 Merry christmas

[@helioph272]

@Aperture Science Merry Christmas

[@lieusa]

Sa

[@cooldudemcgee5870]

S

[@Wyvern201]

The sassy/furious way Gordon threw the radio in Eli's lab was fucking hilarious.

[@kellox817]

Nasa should just use barrels smh

[@gavart4509]

HandsomeMudkip They should just Bhop up a ramp like for real

[@Alex-nx2kp]

Or just save load a bunch smh 😤

[@four-en-tee]

I wish i could just save load through my college courses.

[@8ava8198]

W

[@8ava8198]

Man what if bhop was in real life

[@KeyQuantum]

14:40 "come back up dr freeman" gordon: *flies off* 16:45 "stop- you idi-" gordon: *flies off* 26:12 "dr freem-" gordon: *flies off* 26:21 "hey ov-" gordon: *flies off* 27:04 "follow freeman" gordon: *flies off, don't follow him please* moral of the story: there is no reasoning with gordon, he flies away and gets the job done

[@lorieanntimkang20]

Ryan Kyojiri

[@beankensa]

Ryan Kyojiri 4:55 slams himself into wooden pallette

[@Venrom]

oml I love this comment

[@vbwh4t_]

In 40 minutes

[@KeyQuantum]

omfg thanks dude

[@someoneelse803]

10 minutes: you are in Black Mesa East. Me at 30 minutes: still at train station messing up with the props

[@crazydave9093]

thicc

[@prec1sion548]

thicc

[@КиллограмКартошки]

Speedrunners in 30 minutes: already in citadel

[@eganplaysMC]

Astolfo

[@boomymanlyman9876]

thicc

[@RizterMeast]

“7 hour war? Give me 30 minutes” - Gordon, probably

[@VickUwU]

7 hour war? pfff what about the 40 minutes resistance

[@jonjohnson102]

Bithch, if it was 2 weeks when he went into the tele, then dose that mean this is a 2 week and 40 min speed run?

[@arekkrol9758]

2 weeks? not one?

[@tomit0w_24]

Jon Johnson nah, he speedrun the time

[@yakovlev999]

I can imagine at 10:00 - Alyx talking about how you got here so fast on foot, meanwhile Gordon jumping above them like a maniac, and making angry baboon sounds

[@garrett8379]

making baoon sounds, XD

[@Scarfulhu]

I love the ending where Breen and Alyx watch the explosion together while Gordon and the G-man have a chat. And then G-man is so baffled that he forgets to leave.

[@ulriksonne5697]

scarfulhu have you seen the half life 1 speedrun?

[@Scarfulhu]

ulrik Sonne Of course.

[@ulriksonne5697]

And gordon was still late for work that day

[@combinemax]

you met me at a very strange time in my life

[@deftrascal1626]

I like to think that Gordon Freeman in canon moves like this and he’s able to do it because he understands physics and how to manipulate it better than anyone, that’s why he’s able to defeat an interdimensional empire single handedly

[@gneu1527]

I feel like he canonically moves fast and bhops (except for flying with props of course) because well, theoretical physics.

[@AnGeR4Dead]

This is not speedrun it's SPEEDFLY

[@JustAthel]

Jimmyjay245 only it isn't noclip

[@coleh800]

It's not noclip, it's not speedfly It's Called saving a loading that is why there are cut when he does the clipping. Also they use a hotkeys to jump, couch, save and load very fast to save time.

[@robvicente6265]

How is the code for fast like that?

[@GoopOozeAndMore]

wheres the noclip at? theyve explained how to do the things hey do

[@gub4941]

AnGeR4Dead ayy I watch your vids

[@BlakeGameYT]

"Fine Scientist, Judith. She was up for your job at black mesa. But you etched her out with your Innsbruck experience." *Violently slams computer drive on Elis' head*

[@insomniackitty9397]

the professor spent many years trying to perfect teleportation, Gordon wacks the girl on the head and gets teleportation everytime

[@jalugamer3515]

12:20 that was so perfectly timed

[@Canaris3]

Alyx : We better hurry. Gordon : Say no more *destroys Combine in 40 minutes*

[@kylefinn5301]

And 2 weeks if you add the period of time between Entanglement and Anticitizen one

[@troupemastergrimm6861]

​@@kylefinn5301 Didn't teleport

[@moosa5283]

"Hey freeman hop in the car and I'll lower you in!" Nope lol. *Gordon shoots a barrel and goes flying off.

[@FrameRater]

14:36

[@jackpowell1573]

PHYSICS!!!! XD

[@lightlytoastedrye]

"Come back Doctor Freeman! The cars on the peir!" *already reached loading zone*

[@Terkzorr]

*arrives at Nova Prospekt 3 minutes later*

[@apersonwhoexists546]

Combine soldier : im going to kill you Freeman : nope *gordon flys past him.

[@cheezmiguel341]

It's strange watching hours of work done so easily in minutes.

[@hagrazz]

"easily"

[@zdoroviyantony4089]

It was done in years, same with game.

[@SkyeRoseVT1073]

69 liker Sorry, but i dont think outside the box much

[@thisisahandle01]

10:05 Alyx: I can’t believe you made it so quickly on foot! Eli: I believe he broke your record, honey! Gordon: *You don’t say...*

[@stonexl]

Hazardous radiation? Nah that's just the hole Gordon is leaving in the fabric of space.

[@warponator2012]

"Ah, Gordon! The vortigon said you'd bee here!" Gordon from the cealling - HSSSSSSSSSS

[@Verillia]

Vortiguant*

[@VSaccount]

TheEmeraldMaster 1234 maybe thats the cyrillic spelling

[@Kapin05]

Sorry, I had to look down for a second to eat my pasta. How many chapters did I miss?

[@mattthemini139]

Kra Z Kapin 7

[@zhg4485]

A L L O F T H E M

[@cdojwolfey9290]

Kra Z Kapin only about all of them, don’t worry tho, you can rewatch it again

[@ratbagreps]

Kra Z Kapin the whole thing

[@PrimusPicklebal]

Kra Z Kapin you missed them all, he is finishing episode 2

[@ElSoloNoco]

Man I thought this was all done at once until I read its segmented 500+ sections, even still this run is insane, God level, you have risen above humanity 😂

[@pershingpower9397]

That CP has been waiting to say “pick up that can” to Freeman for three years now

[@Patrick_The_Pure]

"This is as close to stealth as i get" - Gorgeous Freeman

[@Y7Maverick]

The 7-Hour-War is nothing against Gordons 41mins... :D

[@joshmoritty]

@@bluemoon4933 Epic necro dude.

[@Mutterschwein]

​@@bluemoon4933 Just in case what, genius? It's a fuckin joke.

[@gregoryderpwrld111]

Maverick ...and a week (because slow teleport)

[@venrakdrake]

15:10 was honestly the slickest part of the run

[@jmcnu1ty]

28:00 hp drops to 1, nearly dies but survives like a pro.

[@fungi331]

11:42 *picks up radio* Alex: "So i've seen you've met-" *starts violently smashing alex's head with radio*

[@zorex.]

alyx*

[@chillguy49cole99]

Assault with a conversation box

[@uni692]

@@zorex. nobody cares

[@zorex.]

@@uni692 you have 2 subscribers, i have 27, hush

[@uni692]

@@zorex. and the guy you commented on has 400 nobody even cares

[@OmegaPlum]

16:44 "You there! Sto-" *Gordon hits sand at over 80mph"

[@themcjarhead1383]

*a distant* "YOU IDIOT!" *echoes across the land*

[@NerdomancerKirou]

Omega Plum *800 mph

[@LateCigs]

"YOU IDIoₜ..."

[@chrissy1045]

I imagine this is how most npcs would react to a speedrunner

[@rscals]

My parents explaining how they used to get to school:

[@unversia8562]

Underrated