Half Life 3 Is Real

[@samblindao5421]

The Half life 3 situation is crazy

[@juanrollel3693]

The Half life 3 situacion is over

[@TastyJambon]

The Half life 3 scenario is bonkers

[@bxck]

The samblindao5421 situation is crazy

[@cenkwashere9510]

Npc

[@BONNIEE1983]

Nahhhhh bruh ain't way shit crazy

[@sigmundfreud7903]

Half Life 3 will release before Darkwood, Petscop 2, and GTA VI. What a timeline we’ve been living in.

[@neblicia2039]

And before Deltarune Chapter 3

[@Sexgamer45]

@@neblicia2039😐

[@Sexgamer45]

@@neblicia2039Your opinion but no one is gonna care for that. Like the game I won’t shit on you I am not a jerk.

[@edgardeivis]

@@neblicia2039 chapter 3 is apparently getting a good amount of progress though, also i think ch 3 & 4 release together which is a big bonus !

[@p99chan99]

I don't think Half Life 3 coming out earlier than GTA6 is remotely surprising given the difference in sheer scope between the series.

[@damaton]

Only the slopmaster can turn an 8 minute video into a 30 minute video

[@Enterprise.]

That's pretty tame for him

[@BlengloMonsquizington]

i lost all respect on the lethal company video (hidden lore of lethal company) 10 mins of lore 50 mins of explaining gameplay

[@100dead]

googler andy

[@joemama2737]

Asmond may have him beat in this regard

[@solanumtuberosa]

Blud thinks his role in hunt down the freeman 2 is an official half life project and he is gaslighted into thinking he has connections with gaben.

[@Kennatt]

first schizo comment and counting

[@Ind1go_Cloud]

Yeeeaaahhh totally to do with that and not the fact that Pyro covers tons of source related games and content and was told about deadlock years before it was announced, hes totally not a well renowned figured in the space of valve games or anything... oh wait.

[@soulkingethan9667]

No, you're just dumb and don't know anything. I've known of Pyro since 2016; he likes the source engine, I like the source engine, we're all fans of source engine games here

[@CalebEdwards-ut7ju]

he definitely wasnt employed by valve lol

[@TimTheBird49]

Blud is just yappin to yap, meaning u

[@portermations1142]

"i swear half-life 3 leaks happen every.... uh oh" the moment he realized 💀

[@UltraPerfectHatred]

Yes?

[@UltraPerfectHatred]

Yes?

[@cuppedcup]

Yes?

[@sempiternal_futility]

Yes?

[@portermations1142]

Yes?

[@17year_cicada]

3:50 I believe what Pyro meant by that gesture is that Valve employees are fellow fart sniffers and he used to do ERP with them

[@spronkjohnson804]

Not only do I think you're right but I also like to think that means his TF2 fat mod was made in house by valve

[@studentesso]

that was my exact assumption too

[@cameronharding2878]

Do they all enter a sealed room and smell each others farts?

[@CasperTheRamKnight]

lmao true

[@akosv96]

No it means he did the snow dog challenge. Gabe explained it's when you snort coke off a turd or something. (Some might get the reference)

[@OnePrintMan]

I was 14 when I played half life 1.... I'm 40 now...

[@grin3670]

oldhead

[@dummydiamond]

average pyro viewer

[@DelGray]

I'm only slightly younger but same

[@pushkins26]

youngest pyro viewer or are you here for them actual viewers?

[@NOmAbb]

damn unc

[@Roboshark1019]

dude cant even let the video play for 5 second's before getting distracted

[@Pvydrow]

Only pyro can make an 8 minute video stretch to half an hour by filling it up with donos and sideplots and slop

[@Pvydrow]

THAT'S MY KZbinR

[@bowgart5567]

Bravo Sloppocynical

[@coreyrussell2659]

sideslops

[@Bbb_128]

bro wasn't even paying attention to the video 70% of the time

[@bobartza-gaming8119]

pyrocynical has reached his magnum opus in slopping. He literally paused the video every 5 seconds💀

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

>how do you have connections with valve >points at nose what did he mean by this? is he sponsored by the merchants guild?

[@Enterprise.]

It's a gesture used to convey that you're in the know about something covert I learned it when I was watching Netflix's Archer

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

​@@Enterprise. I somehow learned this as a child, dunno where, somehow forgot, and the Archer reference made the memory rush back.

[@derangedfreackingtwistedps5048]

It was definitely from HDTF right?

[@Ag_33]

@@derangedfreackingtwistedps5048well that wasn’t an official valve thing

[@eank3429]

he does blow at valve christmas parties god you lot are dense

[@huntjetson]

GTA 6 before half-life 3

[@huntjetson]

@Tvdoni hamburger

[@Stopitreacts96]

@@huntjetsoncheeseburger

[@Pinkcircleguy]

@@Stopitreacts96 barbeque bacon burger

[@Gabe-z9v]

@@Pinkcircleguywith large fries

[@JohnnyDoe141]

​@@Gabe-z9vand a large soda

[@lobothe_god]

8 minute video turned in 30 minute video ACTUAL FARMER

[@TheKenetikal]

Dude He snorts attention deficit what did you expect

[@mrswagpunk]

Half Life 3 releasing before Half Life 2 VR but the AI is self aware

[@MasonMan]

that is actually crazy

[@4zy1]

wayneradio sucks 👍

[@PoopooTf2]

@@4zy1why?

[@Kiri_musicstuff]

@@4zy1 bruh he does not suck :\

[@Gxaps]

*slanders beloved creator* *refuses to elaborate* *leaves*

[@shnibbletron69]

This feels like I’m going through a schizophrenic adhd brain trying to watch a 8 minute video but getting sidetracked by the voices in his head.

[@Whenwhereeverywhere]

Gorgeous feetman when he’s at aura boris:

[@skyr3x]

Not everyone should have free speech

[@Whenwhereeverywhere]

@@skyr3xapert siense

[@gobbleygourdiscursed6782]

he combine gorgeous freeman and hlvrai....................

[@dr_birb]

Did Pyro really not listen to the video so hard he's reacting, that he thought Tyler's "don't target/signalboost the VA" was about Tyler himself?

[@othehello]

Not even a second into the video and he paused

[@cowwithinternet]

now your gonna have to make a main channel video titled "Half Life 3 2"

[@thecrowner2605]

Half-Life 32 coming summer 3025

[@Bruh-qr1qt]

Half Life 3: The Second

[@MarkTengstrom]

I honestly hope that valve reaches out to the developers from entropy zero 2 and hires them to somehow make the game canon in the main series. Entropy zero 2 was so good that I genuinely feel that valve should incorporate its story into half life 3 and consider hiring the team like what they did with their other popular games

[@Gelatinocyte2]

Half Life 2: Episode 2 - Part 2

[@colomski2742]

Brothers adhd and addiction to yapping turned an 8 minute watch into over 30

[@plarpedbees3143]

"8 minute andy" says the guy narrating the 8 minute long stream highlight

[@ALEX19960609]

Technically Deadlock is still not announced

[@IIsnake]

Half Life 3 might be dropping before Petscop 2. This is a major milestone in human history.

[@Poatik]

Pyro trying not to pause the video under a min challenge

[@trvxo]

3:51 HE SOLD THEM COCAINE

[@thatzanzystig]

“the half life situation had a shockingly good ending…”

[@Markimoo]

slop lord give me slop

[@aussieman4791]

First 30 seconds > Gets dono telling him to look at leaks > Doesn't believe leaks are real like everyone else > Believes its bait and looks it up > Within 3 seconds of seeing the news he just stops "Uhoh."

[@spilldabeans628]

'they arent vr games, at least one of them isnt' did pyro just nonchalantly confirm the deckard?

[@nubnoobbo]

1:22 THATS SHEPARD YES PLZ

[@whatsfordinner62]

Remember: stim responsibly

[@Mr._tr0ll]

0:28 "Uh oh"

[@HuuThanhNguyen-zw5mh]

Video 8 minutes and bro talking for 22 MINUTES

[@themilkman-4046]

You fools, valve is obviously finally working on the heavy update .

[@GamerFollower]

it takes 30 minutes to watch a 8 minute video T-T

[@u-ask]

i don't think thats very honest to judge's tyler content's quality when you are unable to properly watch his video without interrupting every 10 seconds with constent subject changes. it misrepresents his work and it's really not cool

[@FafifArc]

He's British slopman ofc he's gonna stop every sec but yeah you're right lol

[@infsm27]

It's to keep pyro's content transformative. It would be worse if he essentially re-uploaded that guy's video, barely saying a word

[@u-ask]

@@infsm27 i understand that but you can't go like "oh yeah this guy is so much hated (whilst showing a dislike ratio that isn't representitive of anything) and his hl3 isn't very consistent", and then like not listening to half of the video where he litterally explained that he is caught up by the situation and he is making this video to let ppl know this is real and that he will a have a more consistent video later on. he is misrepresenting him and if you want to react to someone you should have the decicy to actually be interstead by the video in question otherwise you are just trying to draining someone's else momentum and honstly this is kinda how it feels in this video

[@YouYubeEnjoyerNum1]

@@infsm27 you can do that whilst paying attention to the video

[@djp1234]

I got ADHD watching this video

[@StrangeCorvus]

I like that 90% of this video, he isn't even reacting to the video he's just talking to chat....

[@phoenixiskool]

i can't believe chat makes donations so funny that pyro laughs before they play

[@hoardingapples7083]

this is actually unwatchable, pauses every 4 seconds to read chat, go on some useless tangent, and pause for donos this is the biggest slop farm ive ever seen

[@paraphenaliac4657]

Watching these lately is hell. Bro never stops yapping.

[@Jzerk]

bro he said he wanted to scale the videos back after Darkwood and i was like aw man i like the longer videos and then this man said it's gonna be 10 HOURS LIKE HUH?!?!?!?

[@huskywing]

I don't want to even imagine what kind of mods Pyro has installed for Fallout😭

[@Hvhvv89]

only pyro could turn an 8 minute video into a 30 minute video while not reacting or paying attention to it

[@S.A.F.I.vs3r]

2:52 it got disliked to hell bc it was an ad

[@HamtaroJr]

I love how pyro couldn’t even calculate his own birthday… he says he’s 27 but he said in 2007 (release of half-life two episode two) he was 7 years old… if he was born in 2000 he would be 24 now 😭😂

[@4zy1]

hey can someone reupload this but cut all the times pyro pauses the video every 5 seconds to yap for 30 seconds straight? thanks.

[@theepicshifter1251]

hey it's spyro

[@4zy1]

@@theepicshifter1251the best spyro

[@theepicshifter1251]

@@4zy1 I like his evil version better

[@4zy1]

@@theepicshifter1251fair

[@boqk]

With current Valve, it's either going to be extremely mediocre or a masterpiece

[@Mundane_InTheMembrane]

i dont know, half life alyx was great.

[@johngrimm3837]

it better be a masterpiece since it's been 20 years hl2 💀

[@water6006]

@@johngrimm3837and HL2 ended on such a cliffhanger

[@bowgart5567]

​@@water6006retconned

[@Whenwhereeverywhere]

@@water6006still on par with half life 2

[@non-kanon-kys]

8 minute original, 30 minute reaction, nothing of substance said. Peak slop

[@ptrcrispy]

2:28 Half Life 3 & Deadlock

[@Razzbow]

He was saying outside of deadlock. There is another AR or VR game. Probably F-Stop

[@cavewaiterpng]

Gordon Freeman situation is insane

[@runnrest6004]

30 min on a 8 min vid is crazy

[@Max-ej4oh]

If they actually made it, I think this would be the last thing Valve ever make. They need to even show how G-man really is, lay it out everything. Leave no ties and perhaps give it a definitive end.

[@galanga21890]

can't believe they're making hunt down the freeman canon

[@ELASPED]

this video felt like watching two hours of content because of the amount of pauses

[@nielubieplackow184]

Ah yes, Marc Laidlaw's The Thistle 3

[@backwardslash]

pyro turns 9 minute video into half an hour

[@lowbacca9583]

Remove the space between "is" and "real" and that shall reveal the next locale in the half life universe

[@Hervoo]

Pyro making 30 minute content out of the 8 minute video

[@feritye767]

wait... why did they not mention that it says ''grenadestate'' in the files, this basically confirms that it's an FPS game

[@afunnypootis]

Since when did pyro start saying "what the skibidi" 💀💀

[@SuperWiiBros08]

I didn't expect Pyro to slander TylerMcvicker

[@random_lich7604]

making a 30 min video for a 8 min video, i'm proud of you my slop queen

[@snoopuppers6319]

Yapacynical is that kind of guy who will manage to watch a 8 minute video in 30 minutes

[@Orion-Productions-2025]

7:99 pyro reloading his headphones 💀

[@Ludemna]

Two-tier policing in UK aside, has anyone decided to just reupload Pyro videos with all the adhd cutaways trimmed out to make them watchable?

[@joeyq4970]

I love how this video is about Half Life but he spends 80% of the video paused not talking about Half Life

[@AC7_7]

I can’t believe pyrocynical released the half life 3 beta

[@Randomguyonyoutbe]

Justice for mystical ✊

[@Whenwhereeverywhere]

W scammer

[@erricro3198]

'reolads headphones'

[@cat-5761]

The funniest part of this situation might be how if the stars align and half life 3 somehow against all odds is created pyro will have to make a new episode also called half life 3

[@MemberRoach]

We're gonna get Team Fortress 3 and a ray tracing update to portal 2. Mark my words. No HL3 ever.

[@akasunanosasori6385]

the nose tapping with the smile is just perfect

[@Brainrage117]

Me reading the title: 🎵"Can we get much higher?"🎵

[@RisingSol]

🤖

[@Brainrage117]

@@RisingSol Fam what?

[@darkzero7969]

He's slowly turning into Asmongold

[@kukkzikoCZ]

11 minutes in, 2 minutes of the actual video watched, ignored 30% of it because of chat and tts

[@scxrcho2504]

Tyler McVicker mainly get tons of dislikes because he tends to get it wrong, and the one time he happened to be right he cried about it and gloated. There's a reason he has to use speculation tags now. He used to pass speculation off as truth and he got called out for it.

[@Zoidedberg]

15:01 bro being a lil too honest 💀🗣️

[@drkreuzer670]

(Not gonna watch the whole thing, just gonna judge it from the thumbnail.) Holy crap! Half life 3 is real! they are turning Gman into a VTUBER!

[@iforbot7732]

This is the first time i watch a video from him, why does he get distracted by everything.

[@OhHeyJude]

Ah yes. The only channel that can stretch an 8 minute video to 30 minutes. Love you, pyro :33333333

[@Batbraker36]

Nmms como que el video de darkwood dura 10 horas, el tvnauta se va ha morir xdd

[@schrotthandler1648]

you click bait me - i take ur scalp a fair trade

[@RodGodFan]

“Does this mean team fortress is back?”

[@diobrando7646]

Bro turned 8 min video Into a 30min long slop

[@JRock2007]

Never thought I’d be unironically saying this but… HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

[@wanderingspaceman16]

How can people enjoy watching this? You constantly pause the video every 3 seconds and dont even go into it, you just lift off from the actual video

[@Runha240]

in words of a famous British man, "I believe we have half-life 3 in our time"

[@piotrgajewski8123]

imagine a new (insert a colour) box, deadlock, portal 3, hl3 holy fuck would that be a banger

[@elidatkitty1694]

thumbnail is taken from the final hours of half life alyx btw

[@oramulk5901]

brother stretched an 8 minute video to 30 minutes

[@Unitoligist]

It gets officially announced “Half Life Alyx Episode 1”

[@aumua2876]

If hes 27 now, how tf could he have been 7 in 2007? What is bro on about, dont know your own age?

[@CasperTheRamKnight]

he niall

[@StrikeLaserEyes]

After 28495824 years, Valve finally learned about the number 3 👏

[@NoahRichard]

Big fan of the main channel man but this was painful to try and sit through, if you're gonna react to a vid you probably shouldn't react to chat at the same time

[@drupert]

the dark destroyer does a pub quiz at the old crown in brum every year

[@RoanShip]

We getting New Californian Republic before half life 3

[@Left4DeadHunterFan]

Did y'all know that Gordon Freeman made an appearance in Warframe?

[@GibbonFan]

he really thought we wouldnt notice the administrator inflation in the other tab 😭🙏.

[@TheCascadeKing]

That things already fat as shit

[@uuuh_ok1]

HUH?!?!?!