Half Life but Every Sound is Random

[@mrrobottrax]

For anyone who wants to try this out for themselves there's now a download link in the description (and also here but the description is way cooler) drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ZKd-8DXUrzXQt6jiCKQlpioNkPQ5FcSh?usp=sharing

[@DucksFor4]

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[@MrRobotrax]

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[@gregjones3660]

What kind of fuckery is this?...

[@supergirlpyro5705]

@@DucksFor4 reply

[@HitelbeVettBor1998]

@@gregjones3660 It's called modding. :) | This is the most basic kind of it. There are files for every sound you hear in the game and you can swap them with each other to have fun.

[@newpivot1]

That tram ride is my internal voice everyday going to work.

[@Jayfeather-rm2fo]

L i q u i d b r e a c h

[@Rensence]

*_D I E D I E D I E_*

[@dalekman9999]

The tram ride is just my interal voice every day.

[@logiju1]

*"Sorry, I'm leaving now."*

[@Naetheon]

I think your coffee may be a little to dark.

[@AIexOakley]

2:35 "advanced... liquid" he needs that science soda

[@fourscarlet7581]

He's just getting some Jell-O

[@pixelcat29]

THERE U҈S҈

[@pixelcat29]

*advanced Advanced ADVANCED ADVANCED ADVANCED*

[@pixelcat29]

“ITS READY YOU MUST GO NOW”

[@PaladinOfNerds]

It’ll help him see faster

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

*clicks on button* Intercom: *C O M P U T E R*

[@sus-rai-69gamingchannel70]

clicks on light switch "Eat this you bastard"

[@blockstacker5614]

Some one needs to make a program that you can use to make sentences with the intercom and grunt lines.

[@rey4874]

@@blockstacker5614 there is

[@rey4874]

@@blockstacker5614 it's a site, don't remember what it's called doe

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

A D V A N C E D

[@gack1015]

1:23 ...hey, i hear something... A͌͋́ͬͨ̎̈́̿͑ͥͪ̈̈́̓́͊̚͏͙̟̳͇̥̪͘Ḁ̢̼͎͇̹̘̙̳͓̜̞͕̻͉͖̟̮̳͌̓͒̌ͭ͘A̷̸̢̤̺͍̘̗̼̫ͮ̍̆ͬ͌͐ͭÃ͙̥͈̖͇͍͍ͮ̓̓ͤ͗̿̐̀̽̈̅̏̌͋̅͂̽̕͠Ȁ̸͙̹̼͇͚̳̯̰̪̗̪̮͚̹͖̗̖̬̇͌ͬͫA͐ͩ̄̍ͦ̓͛ͧ҉̡̦͎̻̼̗͍̤̪̜͖̲̳̰̗͍̲̰̦ͅĄ̷̷͍̬͈̦̙̙̱͙̟̗̺̠͔̤͓̯̫̬̏̾̔͊ͨ̈͂ͫͭ̃̒̇̓͘ͅÂ̟͖̳̘͚̓̉͐͡A̶̴͎̬̤͍̲̩̤͉̹̺͉͖ͣ̄̉ͩ̂͋ͪ̊͂͆̉̎ͯͪͅÁ͖̼̺̘̬̹̺̥̬̻̭͚̰̥͚̐̽̌͐̒̆̕͝Ã̵̢̺͉̬͕̭͕̝̻̣̠̤̲̘̲̼̪̙̾ͨ̾͌̏͐͒̏̿̃ͪͧ̔ͩͩ̌ͥ͝͝Ḁ͉̬̲̝͈̘͔͍̤̏́̅̍͒̔̀̈́̃̇̀Á̷̵̢̛͚̥͚̟̻͍̜̔ͣ̽ͣ͋ͯ͌̂͆A̷̷̳̮̫̟̫͉̬̫͚̫͕̬̱͊̾ͦ͌̾ͫ͐̍̃̽́̂̑̈́ͧ́̚̚͜͠ͅAͯ̎ͧͥ͐̄͂̏̈ͨ̎̈́̍͂͆̚͏̷̴̼̬̤̦̗̥̠̪̥͙̮A̷̢̫̲̼͖͈̱̲̲͙̩͈͇͍͓̒̐̂ͯ̎ͭͨ͛ͤ̆̒͑̈͟ͅÅ̢̦̞͔̪̇̐̌ͦ̏̃ͭ͡A̵̛̖͕̝̱̹̺͂̾̉̍ͣ͌͛̔̀͌̓͌À̴̧̠̱̟ͨ͛͐̑͆͂́Ǎ̶͐̒͗ͣ̇̐ͤͩ͑͋̍ͧ̽ͦ͘͟͠҉̪̦̣̮̝̻͇̰̼̝̥̖̪̹

[@joltz..2042]

*SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO RELY ON MORE THAN JUST YOU SUIT TO GET THROUGH A TIGHT PLACE, TRY JUMPING THIS GAP*

[@inktheone5933]

*CHOPPER NOISES*

[@hetecks1385]

*screams of the damned* 6

[@pixelcat29]

THER U҈S҈ *COMMAND SHUT DOWN ACQUIRED*

[@ImNotFine44]

Where is that sound file from?!

[@captainkeyes9913]

4:57 that headcrab is the smartest of his generation

[@HerahKobayashi]

:0 its lazlo in headcrab form

[@zedbags]

POOR LAZLO

[@Delta0001-y]

Hahahaha

[@BendusProvitionalGhost]

the finest mind of a generation

[@gregalt3405]

Poor crabzlo, he was the finest mind of his generation.

[@bukachell]

5:01 gordon gets insulted by a Health charger

[@samdrow8268]

Ahaha, underrated XD

[@Scigam243]

@@samdrow8268 you look terrible

[@Scigam243]

Joke

[@jiquandaviussongaming8640]

Self-esteem decharger (yes i know this comment was made 3 years ago i have no interest in that fact)

[@dogelord79]

2:47 you ruined his casserole so he started letting out the screams of the damned

[@siryeeter4374]

The other one warned him to leave before the demon escapes

[@joltz..2042]

You must go, now!

[@what8827]

3:57 *C H E C K*

[@TheTrue_KeyTex]

- Captain? - *Sound of falling concrete debris*

[@IAm-zo1bo]

@@lunaticzeroone you don't get a free fking pass because you said that

[@IAm-zo1bo]

@@lunaticzeroone we know

[@EvanIsAwesome777]

I heard shrek

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

*CHECK.

[@gameaddict11707]

4:50 time to chew

[@slick3996]

Me when food

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

nice how he tried to share his gum, too bad he over shot your mouth and plummeted down.

[@horny_v1]

he waited too long!

[@alex342gwsturk8]

2:15 let me help you *glass breaking language*

[@randomslav4721]

1:43 how to count... one ............... six

[@pixelcat29]

*sad noise* 🅃🄷🄴🅁🄴 U҈S҈

[@inktheone5933]

COMBAT SHOTGUN ACQUIRED

[@synthinax]

carmat shotgun acquired

[@ballsinspector42069]

ONE!!! _Six._

[@Торнадоплюспетарда]

*H O L E*

[@metropolice099]

the medical station saying "you look terrible" when you use it is hilarious, just imagine every one of them being sentient and making smug remarks at the player's health state

[@droptherapy2085]

Eventually it just does it to wear down your self-esteem and then at one point it starts insulting your mother

[@Espartanica]

@@droptherapy2085 So they're just GladOS

[@droptherapy2085]

@@Espartanica probably.

[@fagglebag]

That’s probably what the health stations at Aperture do lol

[@Espartanica]

@@fagglebag Aperture probably wouldn't bother with health stations

[@unearth1640]

3:52 "Well, it looks like we won't be working together..." "Does that mean I can go home?"

[@NachotaDelan]

SHIT!

[@morgantippetts7681]

SHREK

[@oddguy5356]

"No, you're going to the basement"

[@Торнадоплюспетарда]

*_CHECK_* *_MATE_*

[@LateNightHalo]

The demonic scream at 1:23 killed me

[@belacoak5796]

I think the door was a little to rusty and old.

[@Ralster]

Funny seeing you here!

[@ВасилийМорозов-л7х]

Well, he opened the door to Black Mesa, and it actually became hell soon.... So he opened a door to Hell.

[@bukachell]

Get some WD-40 on those doors damnit!

[@Cactus_fucker]

How’s your- aughggggghtheee

[@tob19]

3:26 a talk with the boys

[@Handhandme]

They're just so intelligent they simplified their language into screams and noises. For the sake of efficiency.

[@gottagofastfaster]

I prefer to talk with the sound of the dammed, it's more normal than those weirdos.

[@mertcanuruni863]

H O G.

[@mr.mangles8730]

scientist 1: swjlklkllkjkljkkll scientist 2: vortigaunt sound

[@waluigi9080]

2:26 the most logical dialogue so far

[@LordReaperus-memes]

to be honest it fits

[@JetFalcon710]

Is anyone else getting hungry?

[@funni_moksi69]

@@JetFalcon710 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@utterderc]

4:34 *congratulations, you have completed the black mesa target range*

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

2:35 _Advanced_ *LIQUID*

[@huroalzonikos2683]

1:33 That scientist is spitting out facts, I agree with everything he said.

[@pixelcat29]

Meto

[@Luka2000_]

Meto

[@kaseycombs6968]

Meto

[@rey4874]

Meto

[@bredtbruh]

Meto

[@providence6023]

4:46 gotta love how the headcrabs say "you've waited too long" and "time to choose" simultaneously when they jump at you

[@chemasenapi7455]

Me: I try not to wake anyone up at night my bedroom door 1:23

[@evacorrell3116]

1:22 (overlapped "hey i hear-") *DEMONIC NOISES* calm voice: sometimes you need to rely on more than just your suit to -slightly gets lower and more echoed- get through a tight place try jumping- LOOK OUT! biscuit

[@evacorrell3116]

@Y8KK0 [ɢᴜɴ ꜱᴇᴘᴛɪᴍ] i know it just sounded like biscuit

[@SageGilbert191]

Try jumping biscuit

[@descent8275]

3:52 "well it looks like wie won't be working together..." "SHREEEKKKKK"

[@ahgcomegaguardian5575]

Ooohh, goooodd, I nearly vomited!!! HAHAHAHHA

[@pixelcat29]

*CAPTAIN*

[@ahgcomegaguardian5575]

@@pixelcat29 Donkey!

[@ballsinspector42069]

​@@pixelcat29 ... (ROCK RUMBLES)

[@CreeperFino]

1:57 *turns to face other scientist *"H O O G"* *turns back

[@rey4874]

I'm lmaoing

[@justhere4637]

He wants a *H O O G*

[@postmortem7581]

I think what he's actually saying is "hole," which is even funnier

[@notfreeman1776]

5:43 Honestly, talking trough a corpose is something id expect the Gman to do unironically

[@mrschizo2837]

1:22 *Barney alerted the horde!*

[@spikefallyt3350]

2:45 He died inside

[@imrukiitoaoffire1908]

6:23 NOVEMBER FINALLY

[@Maxxon89]

When you prefer grim, cloudy and slightly cold weather.

[@pixelcat29]

@@Maxxon89 i prefer that being set on fire inside a furnace for all month in summer

[@Killbayne]

@@Maxxon89 I've had clouds throughout october to february please no

[@Maxxon89]

@@Killbayne :(

[@supersonictumbleweed]

Australians waiting for summer be like

[@RenegadeScooter]

1:19 *_EXPERIMENTAL ENERGY WEAPON_*

[@arroba_matias]

*the screams of the damned* _SOMETIMES, YOU WILL HAVE TO RELY ON MORE THAN YOUR SUIT-_

[@MrMrMojo]

1:39 looks like the turning point in a horror movie where everything goes to hell in a handbasket. **presses button on computer** Announcer: *FORBIDDEN* **Alarms start to blare** **Security guy yells** **Ungodly screams begin** Security guy: *R U N* (I know it's "one" but work with me here) All you'd need is the scientist saying "Six" two more times and you're golden.

[@ThatGreenLED]

*_you got those 2 sixes in likes lmfao_*

[@plisehon]

3:51 "Looks like we won't be working together" " *C H E C K* "

[@bromine1480]

**ungodly sounds from hell** random scientific: s i x

[@guguce28]

s I x s I x

[@rayzojams]

i can't help but hear "s e x"

[@1vite]

4:57 "I'm rather looking forward to this analysis" Sure thing, stuck headcrab.

[@rey4874]

Wait a minute... I know that character

[@kroh7742]

He's the lazlo of headcrabs

[@diegogodinez5009]

3:59 "Capitan....*pow*....*car speeding*

[@CrizzyEyes]

I died at the first aid station saying "You look terrible."

[@bitchasshoe8719]

rude first aid station

[@supergirlpyro5705]

Yep

[@Shin-hg1jr]

7:48 *A* *S* *S*

[@ILOVECHARLES]

@BitterVoidcombat shotgun acquired

[@Scigam243]

The most scariest thing then a resonance cascade A S S

[@piktureit]

Resonance asscade

[@Werty715_25]

​@@piktureitMe after Taco Bell:

[@levilee207]

5:18 NO I DON'T WANNA BE AMMO AHHHH

[@demonatrinox]

5:03 -sounds like me after taco bell- lol

[@pixelcat29]

NO STOP XDDDDDD

[@theman13532]

ooOOOooo

[@Mariopwnzu]

I think if I went to work everyday on a 5 minute train ride that says DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE the whole time just for a coworker to look me dead in the eyes and perfectly imitate a helicopter I'd have blown the place up too

[@AIexOakley]

2:54 "the... FORBIDDEN" what aren't they telling us about the HEV suit?!

[@AIexOakley]

sorry, I mean the... gluon gun??

[@Scigam243]

The forbidden hev mark 2

[@fayinara]

I see you’ve found the gluon gun

[@gameaddict11707]

hev johnson

[@carlthenpc716]

*B*

[@Dinofly4]

1:37 I like how there's a forbidden button that just brings forth complete chaos until you deactivate it.

[@Iamnotaspy.]

O N E

[@Error-xv4mw]

​@@Iamnotaspy.Six

[@its.just.lowrain]

@@Iamnotaspy. six.

[@legoguy228]

6

[@BunZen]

Batter from OFF?!?!

[@Mikle_Bond]

2:35 "ADVANCED... LIQUID" How do you like THAT, Aperture Science, huh?

[@FireTheNuclearMissiles]

stop :(

[@sneakeruniform7560]

1:34 he’s got some sick beatboxing skills

[@foodood8895]

1:20 “Experimental energy weapon” “Hey hey, I hear-“ ⚠️ Here they come... “Sometimes you’ll need to rely on more than just your suit to get through a tight place, try jump-“ *”LOOKOUT”*

[@newben_2animates547]

when not barney hears a car alarm

[@newben_2animates547]

anywa- *FETCH ME THEIR SOULS*

[@thedude9534]

"SIX"

[@genokugel]

o n e

[@fell-z]

NINE

[@jazzsolo84]

S I x

[@Naiciii]

I love the shotgun shells screaming as you load them. 5:33

[@totallynothyper964]

AH AAAH- OH MY- OH MY-

[@cosmo.1630]

3:52 “Well, it looks like we 𝘸𝘰𝘯’𝘵 be working together...” *“𝙎𝙃𝙀𝙏-”*

[@DonatUnterberger]

2:26 by far the most normal thing in this mod

[@axolotl2959]

Things I found funny: 1:33 why did I laugh at this 3:41 he just shit himslelf 4:43 "Right, a ʷᵃˡˡ." 5:02 health charger roasts you 5:44 *casually takes a nap on the floor and starts sleep talking* 7:09 I don't even know what to say about this

[@JetFalcon710]

And not to mention: 2:26 Is anyone else getting hungry? 2:35 Advanced...liquid 3:57 *C H E C K*

[@badideagenerator2315]

0:30 ✨️try jumping this gap on your own✨️

[@jiquandaviussongaming8640]

6:30 i like how the military guys are like complimenting gordon and explaining things to him while he is in the vent above them

[@pawprint1]

They want to help get him out of this nightmare.

[@unionblue21]

This is probably what Gordon’s nightmares are like. Just a jumbled mess of all the shit that he has seen and heard.

[@carlosauer3884]

1:10 Advanced, advanced, advanced, VANCE, VANCE, VANCE, VANCE, VANCE

[@Eric-1444]

Hey, I hear something...

[@Devilot91]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@-_-._.-_-]

Experimental, Energy, Weapon.

[@mrgears3045]

Hey I hear somet- *AAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@dededunce8121]

Sometimes you’ll need to rely on more than just your suit to get through a tight space. Tr- LOOKOUT

[@pwnth]

5:01 you look terrible.

[@Scigam243]

You too

[@squishybrick]

I want a door that screams "GET BACK" before it opens. And a microwave that screams "It's ready! You must go!" when its done.

[@pug-aloentertainment3801]

2:28 gave me severe Crack-Life flashbacks. I almost expected the scientist to continue on screaming for the rest of the video

[@Whiteraven30]

I like how at 3:20, it says "Hey, I hear something" and he turns around, yeah he heard something alright

[@vinnie4609]

2:35 I sure do love some "advanced liquid" its my favorite soda!

[@cappypyramsaudpate5535]

6:14 sounds like an anime dub of the HECU as high school girls

[@Cyberjoker14]

1:51 Gman: Combat shotgun acquired Also Gman: *Looks at Screen* Me: Aw crumbs....

[@sahilhossian8212]

**Credits roll**

[@litigation_jackson]

Gordon's a highly trained professional, he doesn't need to hear all this.

[@sewerspitz]

3:47 gus whenever walter opens his mouth

[@nukehead849]

Hey, I hear some- *SCREAMS FROM HELL*

[@corsojames]

Sometimes you'll need to rely on more than just your suit to get through a tight place. Try j- *LOOK OUT*

[@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000]

Scientist 1: 1:33 Dudes a beatboxing master Scientist 2: 3:28 Strange gushing of liquid Scientist 3: 3:31Alien gargle Scientist 4: 3:32 Shotgun reload

[@ВасилийМорозов-л7х]

Gushing scientist? Then he is DR COOMER!

[@combinemetrocop4213]

Ha-ha! I got another one!

[@BlazenBreaker]

Perfectly normal conversation

[@Artician]

That's the Science Team for you.

[@kroh7742]

@@ВасилийМорозов-л7х hello, Dr Freeman

[@novkinthewatcher321]

5:35 - that shotgun loaded with scientists' "OH MY GOD" replics. Sounds really funny. BTW, awesome mod.

[@mhumanworldm]

*Sometimes you'll need to rely on more than just your suit to get trough a tight place.*

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

Stock tram safety: Keep all body parts inside the tram at all times. Randomized tram safety: Try jumping this gap on your own.

[@rohitnair4594]

I'm going to die from a lack of oxygen after this video is over.

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

the time stamps in the comment are really killing me.

[@AgressivePigeon]

1:32 Like him or not, this man is spitting straight facts.

[@akicsizzy6582]

3:42 I love when the AI talks in electricity language 😂

[@axel2741]

*looks you dead in the eyes with a glazed look* “...” “ _six_ ”

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

2:46 Scientist: "It's ready! You must go!" *opens portal to hell*

[@Tanuki_Sama]

7:10 *demonic posession noises* "Yes"

[@RapidPhantom293]

1:32 Love him or hate, he's spitting straight fax.

[@Stongg]

door opens: *E X P E R I M E N T A L E N E R G Y W E A P O N*

[@supersnow17]

Going to torture us and not have a download link to experience this ourselves?

[@mrrobottrax]

I'll add it later today

[@mrrobottrax]

Download link is now up if you want to hear hell itself for some reason

[@uekiboy92]

@@mrrobottrax 😂😂😂

[@bagginss7339]

5:07 This scientist is like: "Ah yes. Death as I expected... Now, based on a typical survival behavior of living creatures, I shall scream in order to alarm other representatives of my species that I am in danger. By doing that there is a chance of someone helping me. NO!"

[@martarivera9489]

barney: (unknown sound) Gordon: (nods yes)

[@SageGilbert191]

4:04 scientist so fast he makes car noises

[@layeerx3142]

me when i back home 0:04

[@ANGER2077]

*C U M P U T E R*

[@Scigam243]

Coomerputer

[@Funnyredhouse3453]

Lol

[@djd00mshyer]

*TORMENTED SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED* _six._

[@niksin9941]

*digestive problems* "excuse me gordon"

[@haifai3916]

5:08 *getting eaten alive by eldritch horrors* “As I expected.”

[@falloutpip985]

1:33 that scientist really do be spitting straight facts

[@liamkubala9466]

5:02 the most nicest thing I have ever heard from a first aid station:D

[@max_955]

1:50 "Combat shotgun acquired." *Stares at you like a gun dealer would do

[@moonasha]

Nobody: Game: C O M P U T E R

[@blackisbackblack9105]

1:32 Is Ivan the Space Biker tier communication

[@ronjohnson4217]

1:51 "Combat shotgun acquired..." Scientist: "Oh noo..."

[@automatiiik]

7:43 Open fire Gordon! Op- Open fire- ASS

[@AHoraeAVezdaPoesia]

So there was an helicopter and an airplane in the airfield. Then the helicopter said: 1:33

[@Kingkillwatts]

Everybody gangsta until the headcrabs start performing scientific studies

[@TheSuperCanucks]

2:20 six.

[@SilverShamrockTimmay]

Is anyone else getting hungry?

[@Damian_1989]

Black Mesa's new adquisition: *The CDI Ganon Tram*

[@olipolygon]

i love the soda machine going "advanced liquid" im gonna start calling soda that now

[@MetroCopUnit3430_ANTI_FURRY]

"Sometimes you'll need to rely on more than just your suit to get through a tight place!"

[@alexanderwright6597]

The voice: Combat shotgun acquired G-Man: Suspicious head turning intensifies

[@keyspam_]

4:32 it's a hound eye wearing a scientist costume!

[@mememaninsertdeadmemehere6382]

Everyone gangsta until the window starts talking *Headcrab*

[@Pontinho_XD]

4:17 open fire Gordon