HALF LIFE IN 60 SECONDS

HALF LIFE IN 60 SECONDS

[@somebodystolemytoast5885]

Fun fact: 13 years later and nobody managed to beat this run to this day.

[@CoolBluBoi]

he beat half life 1, and 2 in 60 seconds

[@brixxconnor3411]

@@CoolBluBoi now that's halved minute.

[@CoolBluBoi]

@Niko Arabe This video was before HL:A Was made.

[@hawksquadron7302]

glitchless runs are way harder bro

[@ticklingballs]

@@CoolBluBoi yeah this video was made in 2007 and HL:A was made in 2020

[@thinkingthingxii2061]

the most 2000s internet video i have ever seen

[@deisk2707]

Your pfp fits really well what you said.

[@Fostrkan]

@@deisk2707 lol

[@JoelitoStriker]

It even looks like an early newgrounds animation

[@Kinard007]

@@JoelitoStriker the good old days

[@Canderson_Beats]

Because It is

[@stalk8r]

How the fuck did youtube algorithm suddenly throw this at me after 9 years.

[@pawi271]

Vilkku same

[@kidu5537]

lawl same xD

[@jimmythornseed8605]

same wtf

[@olafpl99999]

HL3 confirmed.

[@saadiashafeeq131]

Vilkku because it is awesome!

[@traffecone]

No joke, Gmans speeches are so motivational. "Blah blah blah Mr Freeman" really got me considering my life, and how I can improve it.

[@Aiconversationtopic]

How schools be telling you to answer questions

[@ex_leitoleo]

"Blah Blah Blah Mr Freeman" -Gman

[@ash6216]

"BAHBABAH" -Pistol

[@joteoprop]

MrMadafakakur

[@alejambicho4982]

silverstar sasd 😂

[@McKeltic]

the best gman speech of them all

[@playerunknown0877]

best quote

[@DeadPollo]

after 8 years i just realised... ... ... IT'S GERMAN!

[@drilonkupina8071]

OMG!!!1!!!11!

[@MondySpartan]

+victor demors I already knew it's German from the beginning. I don't understand German but I knew it by looking at the word "krasse forschung" which seemed to be a German word and also German annotations

[@DeadPollo]

+victor demors Gordon FreierMann

[@CarterG4Y]

I just realized, the voice at the beginning says "Willkommen to Black Mesa", which is German, of course.

[@zeushausepl8693]

yeah Ich bin alyx

[@dwarvenmoray]

"Blah Blah Blah, Mr. Freeman." - Gman aka. German Man

[@missingno2401]

or ger man

[@xlop8997]

@@missingno2401 ???

[@йанитаск]

Government-man

[@dwarvenmoray]

@@йанитаск That's what he wants you to think. He is the Ger-man. He wants to use the Combine for interuniversal control. So unless you want all of us little weinerschnitzels to become bratwurst, than you better go eat your kartoffelsalat!

[@g-man4120]

E

[@GabrielLopez-tw3hc]

Half Life 1: 0:01 Black Mesa Inbound 0:02 Anomalous Materials 0:04 Unforeseen Consequences 0:10 Office Complex 0:13 We got Hostiles 0:19 Lambda Core 0:21 Xen 0:23 Nihilanth Half Life 2: 0:27 Point Insertion 0:36 A Red Letter Day 0:38 Route Kanal 0:42 Water Hazard 0:44 Highway 17 0:45 SandTraps 0:46 Anticitizen One 0:52 Our Benefactors 0:54 Dark Energy 0:56 Blah Blah Blah Mr Freemen 0:59 End 1:00 Credits

[@Random_Gamer_Guy]

Thx,i still have no idea.

[@eaj-b2j]

Nova Prospekt: why me... what did i.. DO?!

[@Tydusis1]

Ah, an elegant video, from a more civilized age.

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2Lcq6Kfiq56fdU

[@TheObject268]

rip filthyfrank

[@gottagofastfaster]

@@at1laztheaveragefurry Yeah that video referring to those who trying to be smart, so they get more attention. Also there are more of those "this might be got from my recommendation, guys please give an attention".

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Then everything changed when the sjws attacked.

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

Gmod ? Well , thats a name that i havent heard in a long time

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

"Blah Blah Blah Mr.Freeman." Matpat: *Mind-blowing*

[@ardantop132na6]

(GT Crystal shattered from inside MatPat's head)

[@Matrix717]

Let's go bowling

[@slashercinema5991]

Lol

[@gamer69yearsago53]

BUT THAT'S JUST A GAME THEIROY

[@theonefreeman5284]

It really stuck with me.

[@agnel47]

Old KZbin is the best KZbin.

[@Sph_611]

Yep.

[@crazemate]

@@onurbaran41 no millennial go back to watching ryan toy reviews

[@andylynx007]

@@onurbaran41 he's kinda right though, after COPPA implementation, KZbinrs are becoming "online babysitters"

[@muratgun6469]

@@onurbaran41 ok newborn

[@deadacc1367]

Yeah now days comments is full shitty like beggars and people using overused jokes

[@Uhmmm-hp6eu]

This isn't a goofy video, this is a history documentary.

[@WeAintJokinHere]

Wise words from wise hamburger 🍔

[@sergeydid9413]

In fact, this is my childhood, so yeah, it's history

[@PutrickStir]

I want someone to make a half life mod that replaces the gunshot sound effect with the "bam" sound effect in this video

[@AdrianCuyubambaDiaz]

Putrick Stir you could do it yourself, just record the "bang bang" audio and then replace it with the gunshot audio in the half-life files :)

[@MohOEM]

Yeah, just record of file of the BamBam you want and replace the shooting file found in sound/weapons files

[@Felipe_Castilho]

Very easy to be done

[@brandonb5105]

RaTcHeT302 are you an illegal immigrant

[@basstrap6818]

@@RaTcHeT302 do you live under a rock?

[@couldntthinkofagoodnamesoi8357]

"Blah, blah, blah, Mr. Freeman." I died

[@LUITEN1]

me too xd

[@LUITEN1]

me too xd

[@EvilThePyro]

Couldn't think of a good name so i guess this is it me too xd

[@user-rp5mv1zx2g]

me too xd

[@MaartenvanRossemLezingen]

me too xd

[@salt_factory7566]

This video is old enough to be in high school. Just shows how time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings.

[@barthiz]

It starts with you...

[@toaster_rtx1829]

I hate you for typing this… and I hate myself for understanding

[@relinquiem]

I see what you did here...

[@jamsywastaken]

Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away

[@toaster_rtx1829]

@@jamsywastaken it’s so unreal

[@Aha5653ch.]

its been 16 years and its still masterpiece... Edit : wow 86 likes but still look like no half life 3

[@KafshakTashtak]

I just came back to watch this again.

[@thespacexplorer6552]

watched it for the first time after just having completed both half life 1 and 2, this is truly a masterpiece, not just in the acting, but how true to the game it actually is.

[@Thewildone-rc2ke]

I just got recommended this and your right it is a masterpiece.

[@toaster9922]

i demand a 30 second sequel now yhat we have HL: Alyx

[@mrduck1817]

No need we need only 10 sec as the story only went ahead 10 seconds

[@blockydoesstuff8188]

i mean the guy hasn’t uploaded in 9 years.

[@noname-ov8lm]

Blah Blah Blah Ms Vance

[@royliber3824]

"BLAH BLAH BLAH, MISS VANCE"

[@NIL_1107]

Episode 2 and Alex

[@sheriffthiccos9595]

BLA BLA BLA Mister Freeman XD

[@wolftetsu4504]

+Teodor Manolov dat ending do :D

[@-_Nuke_-]

+Teodor Manolov jholidis.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/b8af92da984b8f074aef4360f6c4cf83.jpg

[@skullcer6136]

+Teodor Manolov i thougt he said time mr freeman? hmm

[@sheriffthiccos9595]

Skullnationfilms Nope.avi

[@jonparkes9205]

He say's Time Dr Freemnan? Is it really that time again?

[@toasty3dcommunicationsinc.938]

1 min＝60 sec, video is 63 sec 63-60＝3 half life 3 confirmed

[@thedeatheater5665]

Good news

[@alimertkayral7582]

WTF you are Sherlock Holmes

[@whocommentsgoodcommentbutg1668]

There is half life 1 and half life 2 2+1=3

[@thedestroyer4676]

No its 60 sec, animation

[@tavishdegroot7941]

Fucking genius

[@averageraviolienjoyer1884]

Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained professional!

[@Dr.Freeman...]

...

[@RenatusAnimation]

"Blab blah blah, Mr. Freeman." The G-man is truly the most wise man I have ever met.

[@zavulon422]

He's not human, you know.

[@RenatusAnimation]

@@zavulon422 Ah, yes, it's almost as if it were a joke, eh?

[@Tengohueva88]

@@zavulon422 do you realize that there is something called “jokes” right ?

[@ultmatepotato]

Ger-man

[@Poopenfarden]

@@zavulon422 🤓

[@insertname3293]

why did youtube take 12 years to recommend me this masterpiece

[@viliamvacula8111]

[Insert Name] you should get faster internet connection then

[@Distantexplosion1076]

@@viliamvacula8111 oof

[@noname-ov8lm]

because you probably weren't yet born when this vid was fresh

[@abramsullivan7764]

Because that's life

[@mstech-gamingandmore1827]

@@AylienYu ...Mr. Freeman?

[@ripnob]

Half life in 60 seconds Half life 1 was in 30 seconds HALF MINUTE

[@Fenixias]

Half Life 3 confirmed!

[@agusanto162]

@@Fenixias Dear God... There's more No...

[@hitmondle]

Ha ha ha a h a a. I get it.

[@golden_manzen]

HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAH HAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAAH

[@adityasorigami9284]

No 26 seconds

[@sillasigma123]

BLA BLA BLA, MR FREEMAN 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@tincturdiode]

Man

[@ticki23]

It's from some Guys that Made a German gaming TV Show. You should Look Up "rocketbeans" "gameone" and "badshit insanity japano Gedöns"

[@TheWesternFountain]

THIS IS GERMAN!? I always thought it was gibberish!

[@ticki23]

@@TheWesternFountain well it is gibberish... but German gibberish.

[@xeyyyyy9797]

@@TheWesternFountain i knew it was german when alyx said "ich bin alyx"

[@SONGOKU02]

@@ticki23 No its not. They talk in normal german most of the time.

[@mojixen158]

"Germany barney isn't real and exists he can't hurt you" Germany barney: 0:38

[@matthewduda3605]

lol

[@supermemegenerator267]

lol just play the german hl2 version

[@allanmasanegra9523]

What....?

[@barneycalhoun4456]

@@allanmasanegra9523 bruh

[@2thDIMENSION]

To be honest, everyones german

[@willsavage4429]

I don't speak German. ... Loved it 11/10

[@jozinek876]

Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch, aber nicht viel.

[@LoneWolf-ud5jx]

@@jozinek876 what?

[@Elijah_Gillard]

or do u mean G MAN

[@kozelrc3225]

9/11

[@DextremeArrow]

Will Savage wait it was German, I thought it was just a made up language for the video

[@LemoMage]

Вы тоже просто сидели и это появилось у вас в рекомендациях? Если честно, вы можете считать себя удачливым человеком, ведь это было создано 15 ЛЕТ НАЗАД!

[@k0bra682]

0:47 for some reason, this cracked me up...

[@ded-pihto]

Ah ah staying alive

[@allanmasanegra9523]

AH AH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE!

[@sprouti4eek_bs298]

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

[@ivonnesaysmiau]

HA HA FREEMAN! *NEEEURGHH x4*

[@sprouti4eek_bs298]

@@ivonnesaysmiau *Ha ha stayn alive PAAYYNG X4*

[@elweewee]

13 years ago and this is still god tier.

[@15adam]

Bla bla bla mr.freeman

[@allanmasanegra9523]

Huh.. This video is 13 years ago...😱

[@allanmasanegra9523]

This is posted in 2007

[@abeconnoreisma3160]

@@allanmasanegra9523 yea did u see the description

[@underthetreeproductionsOffical]

@The Wise Brute (Blobber) it got recommended to me 15 years later

[@wdaswwqads]

Guys unfortunately there won't be Half Life 3. Gordon Freeman's voice actor is dead :(

[@willis3045]

James Bond LOL, there is no voice actor!

[@HarlemHusky]

Andy Willis There is actually a voice actor for Gordon. Believe it or not, there's also a voice actor for Chell (from Portal).

[@generalrubbish9513]

He always was.

[@TheHAARPfacility101]

Kek'd

[@PERILEX]

*SHIT!*

[@johndafuni]

i think i lost my 2 remaining braincells watching this but it was worth it lmao

[@CastledCard]

The fact its German gibberish makes it better

[@DoktorDicht]

- No one in WW2.

[@Myuutsuu85]

Actualy, the words do make complete sense.

[@mecisbuvelle4025]

@@Myuutsuu85 Me as german ... yes

[@arminschneider3915]

Aufn Sack!

[@QuestionableSprite]

Do you mean German is gibberish?

[@VaruKozuka]

This is how you make a "in a nutshell" video, really short and on point

[@ValuableBlueberry]

blah blah blah Mr Freeman

[@kopfnicker5346]

Fun fact: At 0:04 it says "Krasse Forschung" in the background. Which means something like "badass/awesome research"

[@freshdumbi999]

Was fürn scheiss funfact

[@Spongi_124]

Das nennst du ein "Fun" Fact?

[@Winrarnt]

Wow! What a fun fact for people who don't speak German!

[@IAhmadGT]

Thats Really Cool

[@kepiblop]

alyx also says ich bin alyx i think

[@reig36]

why is this recommended to me 16 years later

[@EonHSD]

GIVE BACK THIS ACCOUNT!

[@sipinosapa]

Wat?

[@MrNuker-ku4md]

fuck hackers

[@SONGOKU02]

+Krieg0re And the best thing is, this Video ist also stolen.

[@SONGOKU02]

***** Oh well. But the Video is also from Simon Kraetschmer. Also commented in the Credits. He is a german game reporter.

[@gordon--freeman]

where is barney

[@Barret161]

This is from the german TV-Show "Game One", which was canceled and re-build as "Game Two".

[@Salerias]

It was from Giga Games and from Simon Krätschmer (now at Game Two and before at Game One)

[@Barret161]

@@Salerias Oh? I thought I saw it on Game One not Giga Games, but it's been a long time so I guess you are right. Thanks to clarify that.

[@4Astaroth]

@@Barret161 /watch?v=y_D3ORE97LU Hier ist das Making of von Simon. :)

[@Barret161]

@@4Astaroth The video already had a thumbs up from me and I remember seeing it, but it wasn't clear to me it originates from Giga Games. But thanks for the link! :)

[@4Astaroth]

@@Barret161 I think it was made for Game One. I gotta watch the Almost Daily again to verify that.

[@RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts]

The algorithm brought us back together for this reunion. Let us never forget this gem

[@ДмитрийЕфремов-э5ь]

Аминь.

[@munic14]

Hello there, good sir!

[@AleksWorkshop]

My younger self has to be at least 3M of the total views

[@brother_tukam]

Aint no way

[@angryscotsman1354]

11 years ago? I remember watching this shit as a kid!

[@user-11z157]

Me too when i dont have an account

[@psychowolf_5116]

same hereeeeee

[@ilovequake833]

This poop?

[@whatintarnationwhuuuut]

Same thing here

[@cardboardbox2103]

Same

[@Orthestral]

The auto-generated subtitles managed to get "Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman" correctly.

[@Astrophysics]

It's instead of 60 secs it's 1:03 min!!!!! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

[@SCP-iq7px]

1:04 HALF LIFE 4 CONFIRMED!

[@lazy7279]

+SCP 173 crap dont close my eyes or blink

[@TDRR_Gamez]

Wait.. did u see dat... 1 + 4 = 3... LOOMINARTY AND PERFECT MATH CONFIRMED

[@Misty994]

+Candy Games 3 seconds of credits, so the actual animation bit is 1 minute.

[@MateuszJasik]

+SCP 173 It's possible that Gaben doesn't know number 3.

[@Acthu69]

Well here we are again, 16 years later...

[@ch1ppychipp]

0:57 Me when theres not much time to explain something

[@snowrose124]

OMG!!! WHAT A OUTSTANDING SPEEDRUN!!!!!!! NOBODY CAN BEAT IT!!!!

[@heartaches2142]

Nobody

[@roboticfuzzball179]

Half life in 59.9 second s

[@roboticfuzzball179]

r/WOOOOOOOSH

[@aquiresramires9355]

its rare i find a r/woosh

[@merabidundua510]

Hmm I wonder what if we do it 2x

[@vxscarr]

Valve = 5 letters. Valve rhymes with Talve. 'Talve' means 'winter' in Estonian. Estonia is next to Russia. Stalin was the leader of Russia. 'Stalin' sounds like "stalling" The word "stall" also has 5 letters. COINCIDENCE? I think not. But what does this have to do with Half Life 3? Stalin was in charge of a country. Valve's employee, Yanis Varoufakis, is in charge of the economy of Greece. Greece's army consists of three branches. Three. Three, as in the Android app "Threes". Google is in charge of the Android app store. Google's logo consists of the colors red, green, blue and orange. Half-Life's logo is orange. Do you know what else is orange? That's right. The color orange. There's three letters in the first three letters of the word "orange". Oranges are fruits. "Fruit" in Javanese language is "woh". 'Woh' has 3 letters. Woh = orange, 3 letters. Half-Life 3 confirmed.

[@HaloIsMinecraft]

The best part is this makes sense

[@TsaritsaLuna]

I did not know there were three letters in the first three letters of the word orange.

[@xxXX666Santy666XXxx]

Ainsley Barriot I read it with the confirmed videos synthetic voice

[@usernametaken4023]

HOLY SHIT THIS BLEW MY MIND

[@silenx764]

Ainsley Barriot Talve is not winter Talv is

[@YourMothersFavouriteTerminal]

16 years ago, looks like a modern day shitpost

[@cheezkid26]

Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman.

[@SkilledSkilling]

I died on this x'D (i feel old by knowing this since its release)

[@guy4953]

Blah Blah Blah, Mr cheezkid26

[@mr.mann.7519]

I think you mean.. HL1: *something bad happens, Gordon saves day.* HL2 (spoilers): *Something bad happens, Gordon commits severe destruction of property and saves the day.*

[@Yetipfote]

You mean "Gordon does a great deal in a short time span" :)

[@CargoCommando]

spoiler warnings for a 16 year old game?

[@mr.mann.7519]

@@CargoCommando im not even done with the game dude. but seriously my spoiler warning was commiting severe destruction of property

[@CargoCommando]

@@mr.mann.7519 you commented 7 months ago on a 16 year old game and you aren't done with it yet ._. bro

[@Hazgoblin]

HL1: gordon fucks up an experiment and kills military HL2: gordon fucks up an experiment and kills alien military

[@KirillMolotok]

After 14 years, this is still perfect

[@rBox.]

and still no half life 3

[@arandomguyonthenet5941]

after 15 years this is still epic

[@cronotekk9193]

Wait... This video is 1:03 minutes long 1(0)=0 0+3=3 Half life 3 confirmed EDIT: If one more person points out that the last 3 seconds are credits...

[@Coozium]

u mean luuminadi cunfirmd?

[@MazzaAzi]

coffsyr luuminadi have 3 corners= hl3 comfirmed

[@thephoenixgamerYT]

Nef Piss off. -_-

[@Coozium]

The Phoenix Gamer i'll piss where i want.

[@Logicalspy]

Nef Illuminati*

[@Neuwey331]

0:09 GAWDON FRIMAN

[@h4ppyc]

GANDON EBANIY

[@DeckerBens]

@@h4ppyc o vi iz anglii

[@gEck0_]

Those sound effects tho.

[@gaouchos35]

"blahblah mister Freeman"

[@KingLich451]

BAM BAM BAM!

[@TroubledTrooper]

This is 15 years old, and HL3 is still not out.

[@GavinFromDucktales69]

Yes 😔

[@multibotoqln5573]

11 years later and this is still hillarious

[@sdhsis9595]

* hilarious

[@michalbochenski4329]

14 years now

[@SomeGrunt_On_Youtube]

The fact that i didnt know this was in german back then and i thought they were speaking gibberish made it more funnier

[@Wircea]

Best sound effects. EVER.

[@Knapperoni]

My favorites were the gun noises

[@mediscout]

bam ba bam

[@ComputerClan]

This is my favorite quote from Gordon Freeman: ""

[@terdik36]

👌

[@MoonStudioAnimation]

The old comment wouldn't get old in 2022!

[@N0bdi3]

Gmod animation be like: Btw I love how some gmod animations are funny, stupid, and chaotic I love that. Gmod has some charm.

[@Grampa_Swood]

bla bla bla mister freeman

[@TheEwker]

Bla bla bla indeed.

[@Grampa_Swood]

bla bla bla bla?

[@Grampa_Swood]

bla bla bla bla

[@bab4kir38]

Blabla? Bla bla! Blablabla...

[@Grampa_Swood]

Blaaa bla

[@glitchtrapsansoldchannel7188]

0:57 Gman when he talks a lot in a nutshell

[@MattRTGB]

*Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time-span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services. Ordinarily I wouldn't contemplate them, but these are extra-ordinary times, hm? Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choo-sing-for-you... if, and when, your time comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of… well, I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime, this is where I get off*

[@0fg4]

November 1st 2007. You have just finished Episode Two, can't wait to play Episode Three. You don't know yet that the franchise is already dead. But you have a whole decade to make peace with it. That, you also don't know. Yet... ...yet, 13 years later, when you've already lost all hope and (seemingly) moved on, Valve, out of the blue, announces A NEW GAME IN THE FRANCHISE. You are a grown person now, probably with a spouse and kids, YET you're considering saving up for a VR headset. You are old and happy. Just like Gaben in that interview.

[@naglismalisauskas1779]

lol it hurts to read

[@annellora]

I played HL for the first time this summer and I feel really bad for those who want HL3 or HL2:E3 at least. I decided that it would be too technologically advanced for my computer so I don't want this to ever come out. But you people are brave.

[@ItsAnH]

@@annellora They missed their chance to release episode 3 in that 3-4 year window where the fanbase would have accepted it, regardless of how it turned out. People still believe that Valve is waiting for VR to become huge so that they can create the next best thing, but if you look at Valve's history regarding Half-Life, there are reasonable doubts that Valve even cares about it anymore.

[@Nasfelia]

... It's not, apparently.

[@long_chin_man]

half life: alyx just got announced

[@haris6523]

I love how theres nothing cant explain half life faster than this

[@cotox7765]

"Blah Blah blah, Mr Freeman" © G-Man

[@nikbinsadegh]

didnt even notice this was in german until the "hei ich bin alyx"

[@PC-tan]

Was that an early clue to let us know about the existence of Half Life Alyx?

[@tottyamadeus591]

Ah Ah Staiyn' Alive *Ahhh* 5secs later *BLAH BLAH BLAH MR. FREEMAN*

[@g-man9877]

My famous quote: "Blah, blah, blah, Mister Freeman."

[@shoolepak]

0:03 is this a lawn mover?

[@superhydroweston]

The resonance cascade was caused cause Freeman sticked a lawn mower into the anti mass spectrometer

[@shoolepak]

full of nutella

[@superhydroweston]

***** Heh, that actually happened, it was my tie though... HE OWES ME A NEW ONE!

[@Walternity]

Black Mesa Scientist SQUAD GET HIM!

[@edbo10]

Black Mesa Scientist I thought it was cause gordon frohman jabbed a wedge of cheese

[@charadreemurrlolgamer_3d654]

Still makes Me laugh 0:50 lol

[@dahbiaguedda5128]

Same lol

[@AK--uf9co]

SAME LOL!!!

[@semenprotasov5927]

Normal😐

[@snipuhh__enthusiast2736]

Who doesn't laugh.

[@KevinXD1988]

@@snipuhh__enthusiast2736 me

[@TBrizzle01]

I like finding the old Half Life videos. It hits a bit different when you know that you're dealing with the OG fans.

Still good.

[@mrleiwand]

Kommentiermon :O

[@lisavogel7860]

Simon Krätschmer *Old, but gold!*

[@xXxLYnXxXx]

Heute zum 20. Geburtstag von HL mal wieder gegeben ... Still good :)

[@MasterOfPeeing]

Simon Krätschmer is it still good?

[@adaozpercin7544]

Fuck you

[@jacksongibbs8998]

The fact that this video isn’t in English makes it all the more funny.

[@gildg7806]

Somehow most of it is understandable to English speakers the only really obvious part is when barnie gives him the crowbar that stands out as decidedly not English but still funny.

[@PowerCat]

0:14-0:19 still funniest part

[@judywilks3644]

Pah pah pow

[@nesodude]

PAH PAH PAAAH POH

[@2020-blocky]

100th like

[@Hypernova559x]

Dude this vortigaunts made me cringe xddddd

[@Cod_fan-ed6re]

Half life in a nutshell be like :

[@EnclaveSergeantArchDornan]

0:32 ah yes that is the best music ive ever heard probaly should've added this. turn captions on to see what im saying.

[@adummyguy]

0:47 no

[@Grandtrunkboi4070]

Strider sed woooooooooooooooooo

[@gamesgo6724]

musik

[@ENG-CT4982]

Musik

[@Yhareteze]

Musik 😨😨🤩🤩🥵🤮🙀🙀🙀😤😤🤣🤣😹😹😹

[@sus7270]

"Ha!" "Ich Bin Alyx." -Alyx, '07

[@bestbruder04]

"Hi!"

[@happywojak]

hi it's me alyx

[@akronred648]

Why is this gem in my recommended thirteen whole years later?

[@Krisztian08]

Dunno

[@zavulon422]

Just imagine how many hidden treasures are somewhere there Marble machine Badger badger badger This too shall pass 10 styles of metal I've recalled these ones in few minutes and they are all about music.

[@AC_707.C]

1:00 Blah blah blah me.freeman

[@johnmmmmmm]

0:57

[@Dr.Freeman...]

True

[@electromgl5511]

Best part so far "Blah Blah Blah Mr.Freeman"

[@bAcKiNBlAcK187]

Gebt Jakob Rompkowski verdammt nochmal seinen Kanal zurück!

[@PeterOak989]

"hah, ich bin alex~" "blah blah blah, mr freeman" best quotes

[@Sam-up1fu]

When Half Life comes back 12 years later....

[@muratyigit152]

"Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman" -Gman 15 years ago

[@fideys]

„Hi, ich bin alyx.“

[@izimsi]

it's funny how I probably watched that like 20 times over the years and noticed that just now

[@Palaremauve]

That means Hi I am alyx

[@Palaremauve]

In german

[@fideys]

@@Palaremauve ja das weiss ich

[@paulmaher7683]

I didn't know I need to see a German G-man "blah blah blah Mr freeman"

[@ramiroruggeri7710]

Back in 2009 or 2010 KZbin would recommend me this in the main page. And you wanna know something funny? Today for the 1st time I watched it! And I find this fucking superb and hilarious!

[@dudedogdawg8024]

You could've commented before and seen it now

[@Krisztian08]

So I'm not the only one who does this

[@Dante1337]

0:16 'GIVE ME WEED' lol.

[@tobythedumb0]

weed

[@sam63333]

Ich grüße den Simon, der hier täglich Kommentare ließt xD

[@godsmackfalcon2544]

gtfo

[@godsmackfalcon2544]

@@KickOnYT only kids call other ppl kids #roasted

[@godsmackfalcon2544]

@@KickOnYT rooofll qq more crybaby I like seeing ppl like u get butthurt 😂😂😘

[@4Astaroth]

Wie freundlich. Grüße auch an Jay der die Animationen gemacht hat. Ein echtes deutsches Qualitätsprodukt.

[@simonpeckskamp6493]

Lol ich heiße simon, aber sehr es zum ersten mal

[@catmangames878]

wow 16 years?! and its STILL THIS GOOD?!

[@axoezrandom7454]

Bla bla bla Mr.Freeman that cured my depression 😂😂

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

0:57 he said blah three times,Half-Life 3 confirmed.

[@h3llc4t34]

This is gonna get recommended to everyone over and over again throughout the years lol

[@ethanmantlo2868]

overused stolen comment

[@Director_Orson_Callen_Krennic]

bro Diese "Bla Bla Bla Mr. Freeman" hat mir den rest gegeben... 💀💀

[@revine9243]

Gordon, we have successfully defeated all of the U.S. Military

[@citizenwastaken]

Drink the Soda, it makes you see faster.

[@BeachioSandschannel]

Do you have your, uhhhh… Passport?

[@smithdamiens7344]

Regular half life : Normal talking. This half life : I'm the globglogabgalab

[@amacibelliolmayankanal1185]

Because is G er MAN

[@joshdotjpeg04]

I AM THE YEAST OF THOUGHTS AND MINDS

[@sirtrygve75]

What does Barney say in german when he gets the crowbar?

[@ThorAxeTheThunder]

Tzen- gzy You gotta go alone buddy( Not excatly but this is very close to the exact meaning)

[@Rendarg]

Tzen- gzy Continue on your own for now, buddy (in a way, as if Barney had contributed anything^^)

[@Fenrize]

Rendarg Well, he did save Gordon from the nice future of being a Stalker.

[@jared528]

Fenrize How? I don't remember that

[@Fenrize]

Deputy Bastion In the very beginning. After you get off the train and get to the check point. The camera doesn't recognize Gordon's face, and Barney retrieves him, acting like he's going to question him. If not for him, the Combine would have sent Gordon to Nova Prospekt. In other words; they would have turned him into a Stalker.

[@Thebestbobbyboy]

There’s probably some stupid person saying they forgot half life Alyx

[@witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280]

If you check the replies in a few of the popular comments, you'll find people berating someone for exactly that but the replies saying that are mostly deleted

[@Kobaford]

"blah blah blah Mr. Freeman" Words to live by

[@fierplayer5666]

Translation (Literally) 0:01 Welcome in Black Mesa 0:30 Welcome in City 17 0:35 Hi!, i am Alyx 0:39 Do this alone 0:46 (the english Translation dosent make sense so... Nohnting to See here :D) 1:01 Ton= Sound Konzept= concept

[@aratzheltv]

00:46 means: "on the nuts"

[@termozoid6248]

And that means fuck it