Half-Life X | The A.S.M.R. of Gordon Freeman

You are Gordon Freeman, former scientist at the Black Mesa Research Facility and world hero extraordinaire. At the behest of a particular suitcase-carrying individual, you have been placed under the direct care of Professor Clemmons, Chief Psychologist and Medical Director of the Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation (rumors say the facility also operates as [REDACTED]). The benevolent professor performs the A.S.M.R. treatments noted below to help you recuperate from all that you endured while saving the world from the Combine, until you are needed once again . . .
00:00:00 Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman
00:01:05 Introductions and why you are here
00:10:25 Administering the IV
00:13:03 Health Questionnaire
00:19:42 Medical Exam
00:23:00 Light & Finger Follow
00:29:12 A.S.M.R. Test #1: Pipe Wrench
00:35:36 A.S.M.R. Test #2: Headcrab Legs
00:44:28 A.S.M.R. Test #3: Vortigaunt Hands
00:51:37 A.S.M.R. Test #4: Cthulhu Statue
00:53:32 A.S.M.R. Test #5: Pestle & Mortar
00:58:13 A.S.M.R. Test #6: Plastic Bottle Cap
01:02:45 A.S.M.R. Test #7: Tissue Package of the Elder Gods
01:05:23 Time to Sleep, Mr. Freeman
Side notes: Yes, I've played HL and HL2, though I don't recall the sequels, and it's been a decade or so since playing the games, so I had to polish up on my lore. I know headcrabs don't have legs that end in claws, but I did forget that Mr. Freeman used a crowbar, not a pipe wrench. But hey, you're here for the tingles, relaxation and sleep, not lore consistency, right? RIGHT!?!? Right. That's what I thought.
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@EphemeralRift]

Half-Life 3 confirmed.

[@n0ggs]

Needed this for so long!

[@bookmulch7379]

Ephemeral Rift about time

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Ephemeral Rift yesssss I've wanted this for sooooo long

[@gieromguy_does_nothing_pro8458]

the no.3 isnt a lie!!!!!

[@rain8222]

Ephemeral Rift let's hope so

[@imbetterthanyou6927]

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not to imply you have been sleeping on...the job, no one is more deserving of a rest."

[@zaikolebolsh5724]

@SANS______ ..."welcome, welcome to City 17..."

[@zaikolebolsh5724]

@SANS______ I know, but it is just following the gman one that's why i put the[ ..." ]

[@gay.mer9328]

You have chosen, or been chosen to relocate here.

[@dominaterival6211]

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world... So wake up Mr. Freeman wake up and smell the ashes...

[@XnoresTheAwesome]

Didn't see you get on.

[@fallingbed1]

The second I saw "Half life" on one of your vids, I subbed immedietly

[@datdude4528]

BRO WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, LIKE ONE DAY AGO YOUR COMMENT WASN'T ONE OF THE TOP COMMENTS

[@thatchertheproto7142]

Uhmm this comment is 3 years old

[@pyroplays599]

whats funny is that I see this falling bed in almost every video I watch of ephemeral rift.

[@dearGOD101]

Erm, what the crowbar?

[@Vimipz]

This is a very realistic Half-Life video. Mr. Freeman doesn't say a word, just like the games!

[@PipBoyGaming]

Minus the fact he uses the wrench as Gordon's "familiar weapon" when that is Shepard's from OpFor.

[@pipachu]

Hawkz say what u want but OpFor is one of the best Half Life games

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@pipachu shepherd is best boy

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@pipachu he didnt killed freeman

[@pipachu]

Benjamin Dominguez Blanco wdym i know he didn’t kill freeman

[@jheitz223]

Adrian Shepard, the main character in Half-Life: Opposing Force actually uses a pipe wrench instead of a crowbar, so it’s still relevant 👍

[@antoinefleury2231]

Can't wait for the crack-life version

[@frogtape4305]

They're waiting for you Gordon, in the sex chamberrr ;)

[@antoinefleury2231]

frogTape This is half-screwed but still a good reference though

[@alphasquadleaderb9859]

Antoine Fleury yeah both mods are fucked up lel.

[@Deachuu]

just constant soft yelling

[@SuS7aV]

PENIS!

[@babaispink1051]

The new half life game looks pretty realistic

[@monkeyonfetanyl]

The new 2 years ago looks pretty realistic.

[@mikehawk7427]

The new 2 weeks ago looks pretty realistic.

[@monkeyonfetanyl]

Mike Hawk the new 1 hour ago looks pretty realistic.

[@marcushollway4306]

PieSpy The new 4 months ago looks pretty realistic.

[@zombie6457]

@@marcushollway4306 the new 16 hours ago looks pretty realistic.

[@Thlormby]

You should do a Gman one with Adrian Shepherd. You could use his strange speech pattern to your own advantage. Plus hes just one of those out there characters that's always been strangely interesting to listen to.

[@alterdnothing1855]

I'd like that

[@captainpanic3616]

This, please.

[@PoProstuBoniacz]

Pleese

[@nat1110]

For those on mobile: 00:00:00 Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman 00:01:05 Introductions and why you are here 00:10:25 Administering the IV 00:13:03 Health Questionnaire 00:19:42 Medical Exam 00:23:00 Light & Finger Follow 00:29:12 A.S.M.R. Test #1: Pipe Wrench 00:35:36 A.S.M.R. Test #2: Headcrab Legs 00:44:28 A.S.M.R. Test #3: Vortigaunt Hands 00:51:37 A.S.M.R. Test #4: Cthulhu Statue 00:53:32 A.S.M.R. Test #5: Pestle & Mortar 00:58:13 A.S.M.R. Test #6: Plastic Bottle Cap 01:02:45 A.S.M.R. Test #7: Tissue Package of the Elder Gods 01:05:23 Time to Sleep, Mr. Freeman Tingle On!

[@Ty_777]

Nathan Hill Thanks

[@bookmulch7379]

Nathan Hill 👍

[@razor3079]

Nathan Hill Thnx

[@Liam-wt2gq]

smh

[@cyberjoy3005]

KJasmr not me

[@nishanmahdasian799]

HE DID IT HE DID MY REQUEST AAHHHHHHHH

[@mohyaldin6492]

Many Thanks

[@zaikolebolsh5724]

You are a great man, this wasn't necessary, but appreciate indeed, thanks

[@Tf_Kid]

Glorious

[@5ynthwav31ng4]

w

[@papajontheboi4742]

so you're the one that did this huh

[@venomasmark154]

I love how the reasoning for this video is that G-Man scheduled a therapy and rehabilitation stay for Gordon. Dude really needs it, to be fair.

[@MrPaparazziPizza]

Professor Clemmons always seems like he's restraining himself, like he's holding something back. It's unsettling.

[@MrPaparazziPizza]

Trying to make sense of everything that's happening is literally driving me insane

[@JimmyTwoShoes94]

He's holding back a fart

[@theRPGmaster]

He's just relaxed

[@ScreamingmadJoe]

Nick Panaggio if there is an underlying plot then I’d say odds are Clemmons is the antagonist

[@MrPaparazziPizza]

@@ScreamingmadJoe I most definitely agree. Especially with the new lore drops that he's the leader of the NWO, which caused the apocalypse and continues to rule the post-apocalyptic world.

[@ASMRPowerOfSound]

Superb 👍

[@zayzahh]

ASMR Power Of Sound You give me haircuts i remember that face

[@aBisMoth]

ASMR Power Of Sound and so are you my good sir, my sleeping schedule goes from here to your channel every night

[@chuckles2364]

ASMR Power Of Sound Coolio

[@kairodude8353]

i think this guy was on elvis the aliens channel

[@chuckles2364]

KairoDude Ye i was just watching him......hes a little toned down with the smiles tho.

[@inflatablemattress2]

*Rise and shine* Me- Not even phased at this point

[@xXblazmodzXx]

Inflatable Mattress I've heard that intro so many times it's expected with ANY half life roleplay/machinima haha.

[@giltzexuh]

- Sees wrench - Wait... That's engie's wrench...

[@GatheringGuru]

Except it's not. That's Adrian's wrench, from OpFor. That's why he says it's no longer "Red and Shiny", because Adrian's Wrench was. That aside, Engie's wrench is a completely different model and type

[@valkaerie8715]

God, I can only imagine ross's freeman reacting to this. "Do you like this sound, Mr. Freeman?" "No godammit, Let me go! I have to go do... Well, anything but this"

[@scrithen2818]

Valkarie Stoze who the fuck is ross’s freeman?

[@valkaerie8715]

Look up Freeman's mind. You can thank me later.

[@scrithen2818]

Valkarie Stoze im not thanking you because i didnt like it

[@valkaerie8715]

:P

[@valkaerie8715]

The hell's wrong with you?

[@BezoRazo]

A _Twin Peaks_ reference within a _Half-Life_ ASMR roleplay? I think my log just underwent a resonance cascade O_O

[@lucbrisebois767]

Red Daikini me likiee

[@StuartTheGamerNerd]

Red Daikini My log has something to say to you.......

[@ther6989]

Red Daikini Clever comment my fellow gamer

[@BezoRazo]

Just call Me X Loved it! 😁

[@frankfurhter]

Also a reference to the SCP Foundation due to his mug.

[@jamieb1830]

This is what Laidlaw wanted

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Jamie Baker This and Freeman's mind.

[@RampDad]

if you close your eyes, it's clearly the G-Man

[@djsillydummy9103]

DDoS420 clearly less intimidating than gman.

[@giltzexuh]

boypussy Yea, the G-Mans pasty ass skin scares me...

[@gwadpot]

"Perhaps it was an alternate timeline." Holy shit, is that an Opposing Force reference?

[@roguelancer8998]

I don’t get it. Opposing force involves stuff with alternate dimensions, not alternate timelines.

[@gwadpot]

Rogue Lancer nah man, it's also when rift brings up the wrench. Who uses the wrench? Fuckin Adrian Shepard baybeeee

[@roguelancer8998]

oh shit what Gordon and Adrian live in the same universe. He could have been talking about Jack from Bioshock, who uses a wrench.

[@Bluesit32]

oh shit what The Opposing Force game was happening at around the same time as the main game. It's not an alternate timeline anymore than Blue Shift was.

[@fishsticks1195]

@@roguelancer8998 Its because some people don't consider op4 cannon.

[@stefanb8388]

He predicted the resurrection Of Eli Vance, he is truly a time traveler.

[@pekropekro6264]

Nice spoiler good -_-

[@jzknuckles]

Half-Life ASMR with Twin Peaks references? Your hitting my cultural sweet spots tonight, Paul!

[@Rocklobsta_]

173 Likes? *SCP ASMR ROLEPLAY CONFIRMED*

[@joshuatunis6732]

YES PLEASE.

[@lordwashy863]

dragongabe1 your actually a genius

[@firehearts6242]

Agent Washy lol I already made a comment for this idea on a previous video a while ago

[@YaBoiEye]

I wouldn'tve surprised

[@Limeslice4r64]

Seriously need this.

[@GreenDeLeBean]

So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and... Smell the ashes.

[@JimmyBlack7351]

No wonder Half-Life 3's not out yet; Gordon's been getting ASMR treatment

[@stewartminor4968]

*HERES A SUGGESTION:* You should do a video featuring a toy box, you could call it something like "Toy box to the underworld", that seems like a regular toy box, but in reality is a gateway to any point in the universe. You could pull out various toys from beyond the rifts, and fiddle with them to create some kickass ASMR.

[@legony1]

Stewart Minor Cool idea.

[@blindsanta9976]

name it like Pandora's box or some shit that'd be cool

[@katiebayliss9887]

Stewart Minor The Twilight Zone.

[@yourbank376]

Or like a tf2 asmr?

[@criminalscum2421]

Name it Pandora’s Toy Box

[@prokath7447]

One of my favorite ASMRtist making a video about my favorite game ever... Is this a dream ? Maybe it's time for me to ... Rise and shine ?

[@unzipmygenes8252]

"Owls can't read your thoughts, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

[@afromaniacle]

Ross scott

[@ampersandKnuckles]

Read this in Cliener's voice

[@catplantASMR]

super dope

[@wemakingmoves]

perfect dope

[@dunksterer]

Okay, this is fucked up, today I played Half-Life for the first time ever and now you upload this video

[@allbottledup9513]

Sir. Duckson Congrats. You get a double dose of one of the best games ever.

[@Memoquin]

Sir. Duckson I wish I could go and play it for the first time again. What a game.

[@daisukemorichika315]

+Memoquin me 2 bro

[@Maxmotor2008]

Double dose of awesome followed by 2 shorts and then an eternity of waiting and annoyance at valve's lack of understanding of their audience and greed for money..

[@Humma_Kavula]

Ha, that's awesome! Funny though, because although I've played HL before, I just started a new game today and then also see this. Very weird indeed!

[@CDIRick]

So this is why he was so late to work.

[@frogtape4305]

WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE TEST CHAMBER HALF AN HOUR AGO?

[@theRPGmaster]

The risks of a resonance cascade are so slim, they're not even worth mentioning

[@GordanFreeman23]

Oh yes.....

[@otakunthevegan4206]

GordanFreeman23 Did Barney buy you that beer yet?

[@user-rf5qo6rw5b]

Did barney get you the beer yet? it has been about 21 years.

[@monkeyonfetanyl]

сука алди dude can you get the beer?

[@abandonedlmao9433]

FREEMAN YOU FOOL

[@criminalscum2421]

He’s the 23rd Gordon Freeman This means there are multiple Gordon Freeman’s

[@izices]

Ross's voice: "I'm not fucking crazy! Everyone else is!"

[@bencross5688]

I wasn't sure if you were gonna use a face hugger as a headcrab

[@robbiejackson4951]

Ethereal Wraith glad he didnt

[@curlywurly4310]

I wonder who took inspiration from who

[@chloeg2020]

I just watched your Side Effects of Being Human video. Just wanted to say thank you so much, you're helping me through a really hard time. You are a wonderful human being and I am very glad I stumbled upon your channel a few weeks ago.

[@laminx34]

I'm killing myself today. You should join me! Lol but I am dying today :\

[@Shapes2009]

That video came out during a time I was dealing with a lot and feeling rather worthless. Glad to see I'm not the only one who had been helped by his videos. I hope things get better for you.

[@dereksavage3416]

Chloe G

[@mrcombine7983]

Life is worth it, I know you might think that it'll never get better but every time it does, I shit you not, all hardship is temporary. I remember a statement my dad said to me it goes something like "I use my past but I don't let my past use me" which I still stand by, funny thing is I'm atheist who doesn't think we have a real meaning except for reproduction and that's about it I see it as I might as well make the best out of it, try to make yourself happy, I was able to climb out of depression whiteout mess because of my rusty trusty roomate, he's awesome, stay awesome.

[@ItsImmortal5114]

Laminx oh well, too late now.

[@TheFangedGhost]

All fairness Shepherd used a wrench so it's not like a wrench was never used in half life, videos still great

[@Depakinelunaline]

Every single tiny move of ER gives me tinglezzzzzzz. Amazing as always. Creativity overload. :D

[@hazewire4618]

So... When's the sequel coming out?

[@hugoandersson2872]

Hazewire 21823 I'd say a few years to about an eternity

[@bookmulch7379]

Hazewire 21823 the first came in 1999 the second in 2001 so by logical thought after 3000

[@bookmulch7379]

cheese of lemoms what did I oh.... I write 2001…

[@giltzexuh]

Hazewire 21823 After 9 years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. Oops, wrong game

[@user-rf5qo6rw5b]

The same time hl3 is coming out.

[@andrewroache3517]

Clemmons is Gman confirmed

[@automah2724]

Andrew Roache no he found a book about half life in the library of the arkham sanitarium. Just my theory though.

[@ZeeTheFreeman]

He explains how he knows the Gman in the video, just watch it.

[@BazingaBro]

okay what i've been re-obsessing over the half-life series for the past few weeks you're a wizard, rift dad

[@jayfarr5532]

I feel like you are probably the only asmrtist that could sell merch because of your variety of characters and Rift omniverse are so unique, and you seem to have pretty consistent viewers, myself included

[@ASMRTRENT]

Oh hell yeah. A brilliant idea, but then again almost all yours are. Half Life 3 I can not wait, please let it be. I'm going to upgrade my PC just for that if it does come out.

[@tommydiaz6426]

Agreed.

[@jakedickens9240]

I believe in 3!

[@karlgerg2626]

Half Life 3 isn't coming anytime soon. Lead writer Marc Laidlaw has released an edited version of HL3's plot on his blog however. Google it if you want to know about it.

[@bennygokgoye3974]

ASMR TRENT it probably won't

[@ASMRTRENT]

I believe in 3! So it must be real. I also believe in fairies, unicorns, and Satan.

[@fomod_]

Make a series out of this, but stop at episode 2

[@bookmulch7379]

Rick112 NUUUUUUUUUU

[@mohyaldin6492]

Noooooo

[@stepdaddunk1159]

Hey, Uncle E. I just wanted to tell you that I love your content. I used to watch it to fall asleep, but over time I needed it less & less. Now, thanks to you, I never have a problem falling asleep. But I continue to support you and watch your content, as I absolutely love it.

[@olgaShmolga]

Dear ER, I enjoy this video so much! I fall asleep along with it for about a week now. Besides, it calms and relaxes me a lot. Thank you for all the effort you put into your videos. It is appreciated :)

[@TruePatriot1234]

Half Life was the fist game I ever played. I played it in 1998 I believe and I was 3 years old. It stands to this day as my favorite game of all time. Can't wait to watch this! Thanks Uncle Rift!

[@worldwidewebster6224]

The fact he kinda predicted Alyx's dad coming back to life is pretty cool.

[@danzigmcnaniel5226]

You nailed the scientist dialogue shuffle and cadence, powerful uncle rift💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

[@josephclark7475]

Perfect intro. The characters cadence in the game is super unique. Good choice.

[@tristanowich4609]

0:21 care of a Kappa

[@tigame2360]

Keepo

[@noble6TheReachGod]

Tigame peepo

[@barrybokke1757]

Cuppa

[@thedude4450]

Crescent Mage NASA peepo

[@finthechatforjellotrooper5216]

Tristan Gläser please don't

[@futuregamer24]

The one that uses the wrench is Adrian Shepherd from the half life opposing force game.

[@baguetteboing]

34:15

[@maxzillagaming2458]

It hypes me so much to see that ER is covering something that I love and know very well!

[@IndeedYaBoi]

I wasn't expecting an Our Fair City reference. This is why I love your videos.

[@vicinchaustegui4448]

“Does this remind you of anything” Me-yea close enough

[@themichael8116]

Bioshock ASMR anyone?! He has the wrench for it!

[@liaruyana752]

This scratches my brain, thank you so much

[@sparo_art]

Oh hello ! I can't believe the theme :D thank you for this awesome video !

[@bood6162]

When the expectations for HL3 are too high for valve to handle so Uncle E takes it into his own hands

[@Kimmocheck]

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ASHES

[@gamer46653]

Kimmocheck WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ASSES

[@asianmelk211]

gorfreckuf m WAKE UP AND SMELL THE MASSES

[@david8661]

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE LASSIES

[@Hyuuga2109]

WAKE UP AND SMELL MOLASSES

[@piccalele]

Kimmocheck WAKE UP AND SMELL THE CASSEROLE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!

[@vryzna5352]

Never thought a youtuber would make a Half-Life 2 ASMR but this ASMR artist is now my favorite person on earth for doing so.

[@fellypeosagaz4464]

very good this narration of the G-man. I loved it. congratulations, rise and shine.

[@Dani-wg9br]

Twin Peaks reference YES

[@bookmulch7379]

You missedd a great chance by not using a CROWBAR. I am kind of sad really as I read no such thing in the description

[@bookmulch7379]

R.J. Poroner I was here 4 minutes after the video was released. There was no such thing as a crowbar message for all I can remember.... I think.

[@DoctorMinatoArisoto]

He does mention the wrench not being a crowbar in the video 33:40

[@bookmulch7379]

LAZYNeku I think it was a re-edit. I slept midwayes at first thing so I might just have missed it

[@johnwright148]

A wrench was used in Half Life: Opposing Force (the best of the series), so perhaps that confused him.

[@bookmulch7379]

John Wright I did not remember that... You right

[@carlosperes4227]

This brought some joy to an otherwise unpleasant night. Thanks a lot, ER!

[@jaredmislan5186]

First KZbin video I get to watch after hurricane irma came and went, missed this channel!

[@alexthethiccboi5562]

SCP coffee cup, Half life role play, ER:I don’t give a dam

[@afromaniacle]

Been watching alot about scp lately soon as i saw the mug

[@TackyEpicman]

This is highly *t e c h n i c a l*

[@maija238]

Tacky Epicman Wrong channel boi

[@VPraetorian]

They need to collab

[@otakunthevegan4206]

No he is busy with Barney right now.

[@iveros8481]

Dr. T=Gman E.R=random scientist

[@FortisBinary]

I was waiting for such a video for some time. Excelent work here mate, long live Gertrude Fremont Ph.D!!!

[@AJAJ-vo5qg]

This is the only asmr video in existence that actually gives me some relaxation for some reason

[@tasty4434]

Welcome, welcome to City 17

[@otakunthevegan4206]

T A S T Y *Gets blinded by a city scanner and proceeds to throw trash around*

[@OcarinaOftimeFan2020]

Half Life 3. Featuring the voice of famous ASMR KZbinr Ephemeral Rift. COMING IN [REDACTED]

[@WanderingWhispers]

You pulled this off perfectly, thank you for being so awesome!

[@red5helidead]

Just noticed the lock combination was the one used in the previous locksmith video. It’s nice little touches like that that make you the best!

[@planetterror2369]

Damn, he probably killed Lamarr for these legs

[@ShimSham.]

Lamarr got launched into space

[@iandur5601]

Hi g man how are you

[@QuackQuackMofo]

Tiny din0 no tae bad pal

[@ack7494]

That ain’t G Man

[@naked_snake3921]

Yes! Thank you for making this video!

[@psoffxifan4904]

I was half expecting this to be you as Freeman, and the whole hour was just silence.

[@DonMichi]

Kleiner: Gordon, you like this auditory science called ASMR? Gordon Freeman: ........... Kleiner: Interesing Gordon...Interesing

[@whitemanfromtown8888]

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

[@alterdnothing1855]

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

[@giltzexuh]

White Man From Town You deserve more likes dammit...

[@theRPGmaster]

Does my head look too big?

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Well, there goes our grant money...

[@zakeneeny3280]

STAHP

[@falloutkiller042967]

i love how you put the microphones in the background, off screen so that you dont break immersion by having to lean in close to the camera to get the binaural effect(just an educated guess)... and better yet you still kept the shadows completely off the set. however you did it, another great video

[@melanie_kay_6014]

yesyesyes hell to the yes, i've been waiting for this basically since i subbed years ago. So well done, man.

[@cian2168]

O shit, clemmons is the G-man? This answers so much.

[@xXblazmodzXx]

half life is one if my favorite games ever. Too bad valve doesn't make games anymore, instead just relies on CSGO skins >:/

[@realglueman1200]

THE DOTA CARD GAME, HOW FUCKING FUN

[@gulagman2099]

@Tallyment Blaze's comment was made 3 years ago you dumb fuck

[@mirzamnimu]

I love how trippy the intros to ER's videos are getting.

[@pyrrhocratic]

YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR TOO LONG

[@CleanSockQ]

0:00 I found the lambda

[@YTBlazer]

I dont know if you guys know, but the writer of both half life games published a PDF or text file saying the whole plot of HF3 and it's basically said it's never going to be made. www.marclaidlaw.com/epistle-3/ I think he changes the names of all the characters in his post to avoid copyright laws or whatever Valve can use against him.

[@bood6162]

Blazer239 it's been so long since the last one came out that it's to the point to where Valve will never be able to meet the expectations of fans who've hyped it up this point so to them it's probably better to not release one and have fans still going on about it than to make one and have everyone pissed that it "wasn't good enough"

[@ArcosOfBlack]

Blazer239 I only skimmed it, thinking the confirmatio "no hl3b would come at the beginning or end, but i didn't see anything. What part of that states, or implies, that it will never happen?

[@ryguy7227]

That's episode 3 not half life 3. Not to imply that I believe we will see anything about half life 3 anytime soon, but it has never been outright denied either

[@dangdudedan8756]

boy do you look dumb now

[@LyricallyWine626]

OMFG YOU LISTENED TO MY REQUEST!!! FUCK YESSSSSS!!!!!! Thank you sooo much Uncle E! I can't believe you actually made this! You rock man!

[@Eehhhhhh]

Yess I've been waiting for this thank you

[@simple-asmr-en-espanol]

OMG!!! Half-Life is my favorite game ❤

[@bookmulch7379]

Simple-ASMR and you aren't the only one

[@cyberjoy3005]

Dragon Ball Z is my favorite sitcom

[@IvanIvanov-qx5oz]

Ephemeral Rift is my favorite anime

[@Tuuume]

Fruit is my favorite vegetable

[@GALuigi]

Simple-ASMR me too!

[@RidgeRacer]

Don't worry about the wrench, in the Opposing Force expansion pack you use a pipe wrench when playing as Shepard, and Freeman does make an appearance. So, hey!

[@RidgeRacer]

Read the description and watch the video

[@marcellaallen5286]

This is my favorite ASMR ever. Thank you for this gift, ER!

[@marcolugani5148]

How long i ve waited for this..

[@B0XMATTER]

There are times when all of your life has been a continous path to towards a destination. All that has happened so far has happened so that you can seize this one moment, or let it slip. Moms spaghetti. This video is that moment. EF doing a video about Half-Life. Our God is a merciful and benevolent God, truly.

[@theshittiestposter6853]

1 dislike from a stray combine I'm sure.

[@bookmulch7379]

Speedy Eyebrows don't worry... It's dead

[@daisukemorichika315]

or hecu soldier

[@giltzexuh]

The Shittiest Poster make that 129

[@beanie640]

*slowly walking away*

[@ethanbradshaw2858]

You mean overwatch soldier I think.

[@rennevirtanen5639]

Omg loved this so much!!!! thank you

[@rosenia5409]

I was trying to hook up my headphones so was away from the video for a second, and suddenly I see this huge eye on the screen lol scared me xD anyway freaked out when I saw this on my feed, thank you Mr. Rift! :D

[@ColonelFrosting]

I finally get power back after Hurricane Irma hits and this is what greets me. This is truly a glorious day.

[@giltzexuh]

Zakhar Vanzin You stayed in the FL too? If so, where?

[@ColonelFrosting]

Yessir, I'm up in Jacksonville. Was planning to stay more or less from the get-go given how far north and east I am, especially given Irma's path was so westward for the longest time. Of course it went further East at the last minute.

[@BerryHustle]

Is this the trailer for half life 3?

[@Whitey_Tighties]

This is the best ASMR video EVER thank you so much for this again :)

[@shjazz58]

That effect in the beginning was awesome!! :D