Operation: Stress Relief (ASMR)

Bothered by a slight upset stomach, you make an appointment to be seen by Corvus D. Clemmons, one of the A.S.M.R. Plague Doctors at Arkham Sanitarium, who decides that a little exploratory surgery is in order to alleviate your symptoms.
00:04:13 Calming your mind
00:07:30 Some beaking
00:09:45 Health assessment
00:14:30 Eye exam & light follow
00:16:37 Administering an IV (with special concoction)
00:26:45 Additional ingredients for the IV
00:33:18 Surgical tools overview
00:35:34 The Operation
00:58:34 Post-op
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@dibization1]

The plague doctor mask was created around 1656 used to treat plague without stinch, they would stuff fruits or flowers and other nice smelling things into the nose of the bird mask and seal it over their face and put a robe over it so the horrible smells from the outside would not get in. - fun fact

[@vespyth1639]

They thought it was airborne but they also put the flowers and herbs in the noses of the beak so that the smells of the burning bodies (which was the way to dispose of the deceased plagued) wouldn't effect them.

[@julianhuntley2876]

They also thought it would protect them from the illness.

[@Shurzii_]

Good to know... Thanks! 👌

[@christopherolivieri5187]

Good luck with that history test.

[@babymae2222]

Ty

[@LinnyTheGuinea]

My little brother is scared of plague doctors. He thinks they are birds that got plague and mutated into humans. It’s kinda a cool concept tbh

[@lazyaries6941]

that's cute aww

[@emrahalien2972]

Didn't you say this on some other video. I know you have because the other comment you made had more replies.

[@valkaerie8715]

^ Yeah i even got a shitton of likes on that one for suggesting to OP to wake his bro up wearing one

[@dr.godfreylambwell2260]

Wait....that's...that's not what they are?

[@inksword6029]

Your brother knows too much about us...

[@morgansours4471]

Corvus: *keeps saying "My friend"* Me *in tears*: I love you..

[@RRTSMPlayz]

........ The what?!

[@cjleehaze]

@@RRTSMPlayz Dont worry mah friend he is back

[@SansTheSkeleton-ti3oc]

@@cjleehaze time for him to cure corona

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@cjleehaze okeh then

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@SansTheSkeleton-ti3oc and *WHAT THE SUBWAY ARE YOU DOING HERE?!*

[@focalpoint._]

When Corvus is beaking you, he’s actually trying to kiss you goodnight just like his homies.

[@DracRio]

Awwww... Corvus

[@gabrielreyes1133]

My heart 💕🥺🥺

[@crawlingmousynewuser7162]

Awww you guys!

[@kaisampson9402]

Thank you for this comment :)

[@greatliversausage2321]

Corvus :333

[@jzknuckles]

Seeing Dr Corvus in gloves and a hairnet reassures me of his dedication to protecting me from any potential viruses and bacteria while he shoves his nose into my face.

[@maidendumpsterfire]

Hairnet lol

[@figeon]

Not to mention that he's using a used IV bag.

[@almostawalrus9970]

Felken As all good doctors do.

[@vultanamograna5094]

Corvus is Latin for ‘crow’ - explains the mask

[@bella_565]

jzknuckles LOL

[@eloise6156]

Me: * has stomache ache * Corvus: *B E A K I N G T I M E*

[@jake4725]

Yes.

[@fatherizyoa]

Ayo free brain and heart tho

[@ArZer]

@@jake4725 7

[@jake4725]

@@ArZer 1

[@yourlocalkinnie7570]

*insert aggressive pecking*

[@kittyfection]

8:35 POV; you're a couple of bread crumbs some old lady had thrown on the ground.

[@The_B1rd]

Underrated comment

[@St0ner_pup]

This is everything 😂✨

[@salem2soon79]

THIS NEEDS MORR GOD DAMN LIKES😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@z0mb1emaul3r5]

The last thing they see before they enter the shadow realm

[@nitro0100]

7:43 is better

[@thespacecowboy71]

Some of my favorite quotes from Corvus *"So far everything seems okie dokie"* *"Stay putted"* *"Ze i.v. bag is e m t e e. You see? emtee."* *"Rubber chicken. I wouldn't recommend eating a rubber chicken."*

[@1llum1n4ty3]

Cant forget " *bonana* "

[@CarmeleonAlt]

"I sink (...)"

[@spacecrusade]

Any dude who wants to cut you open for slight tummy trouble clearly is a born professional

[@wizardloser7145]

I bet when his mother was in labor he was the doctor and the baby

[@kristinepeters1448]

Doctor cut my stomach open, kinda weird, but would be cut open by dude again 12/10

[@vital7387]

Dr. Lecter is that you?

[@shumad431]

It's Google's father-

[@hanakinsidewalker]

@@Moisturizedsocks that’s what my professor said when they were gonna remove a bullet....I never believed him again when he said this wont hury😂

[@Maymer]

Do you ever see all the drama of the internet and then come across an ephemeral video and just go well at least Corvus is still doing his thing. Whatever that thing is.

[@ad-iw7lb]

Every day

[@Sephelions]

No one really knows what exactly it is Corvus does, but hey, he's still doing it

[@gregalbright7328]

The epitome of what it means to surf the internet lmao

[@theUrsaCat]

Aged like milk. I still love the content though.

[@puddingcat4959]

Okay so.. I love plague doctors?? Cuz like, even though they didn’t have the right materials or what we have now they worked with what they had and tried their best. Plus their outfits were cool >:)

[@homelandenvironmentalriskc2787]

The true honesty of Plague Doctors is that while most of them were actually trying to help, and getting Rich in the Process (Whilst also being seen as Outcasts and Heritics who couldn't be executed for Heresy as they were a nessesary "Evil") There were the bad ones who extorted and Stole. While that wasn't the "Norm" so to speak. Plague Doctors are a Rarity. and especially in this Covid World we live in. We need Plague Doctors. Ain't nothing scarier for a Entitled Non-Masked Karen than to be Slapped upside the head and turn to see a Man in a Plague Doctors suit standing there, And then... Those horrible Words "Its beaking time".

[@LillieGoreXx]

@@homelandenvironmentalriskc2787 I ' m s o r r y w h a t.

[@NeuronActivation]

@@homelandenvironmentalriskc2787 c o m e a g a i n?

[@nights_the_nightingale]

have you SEEN an original plague doctor mask??? That shit scary

[@imtiredofthis976]

What is cool is that the stench of dead bodies was to much for the doctors to handle so they incorperated the beak so that they could stuff it with lavender to block out the smell of the corpses Edit: grammar

[@terezakrickova]

7:34: *"stay putted."* - Corvus D. Clemmons, the ASMR Plague Doctor, 2k17.

[@DracRio]

“And I’m going to just lean forward here... on my chair”

[@chainedmagnolia]

“ and give you........ a nice beaking “

[@Wheeley1337]

How was that? Did you enjoy that?

[@lieutenantdog9020]

Thank you, sleep saver

[@fakeempress1087]

Speech 100

[@n4ilb0mb48]

stay *PUTTED*

[@rating_starsx7033]

Kwite?

[@sleepydoggo7044]

Now I'm gonna laugh anytime someone says "stay put" to me because of this

[@ianmaxjijijijijijijijijiji3434]

Djtsnpis

[@maksymilians931]

POOT

[@krieg5888]

@@maksymilians931 Dont run is just ham!

[@Laurence2000]

1:14 “Brain transplant with Oompa Loompa successful.” Oh, Corvus-you cruel, cruel man.

[@ethanbrandt8617]

Clearly this was the creation of trump.

[@mylittleonionball7002]

I'm dead lmao

[@synth_dahl4438]

I thought you were kidding until I got to that part 😂

[@couyonotaku4724]

Omg

[@natebit8130]

K

[@rogerzalos2851]

"Brain transplant with oompaloompa successful" Me: ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵉˡˡ

[@Gr33nP3as]

Oh hey I heard that too.

[@twxzzy._]

Timestamp?

[@rogerzalos2851]

@@twxzzy._ 1:14

[@Gamedude9000]

As I read this he said it

[@toaster-rp4ft]

How do you do that with the letters? I wanna make tiny floating words too.

[@poptartpoltergeist9765]

"We are going to open you up, and remove whatever's causing you pain." *Removes heart* Well, I don't see anything wrong here, he did his job-

[@Dreamer.Queen.]

_Yeah_

[@aidiotwhodoesntpostoften4459]

He never gave it back

[@judgmentboy2728]

Whenever he beaks, I feel like he's giving the camera little bird kisses.

[@lazyaries6941]

stop im going to fangirl over something im not supposed to again

[@inactive5380]

*_HNNNGHHHHRHHHH_* B A K AAA.

[@cognatillusive5409]

That’s fucking adorable

[@himalia7884]

BEAK ME HARDER DADDY

[@teresamanjon3615]

That's just cute and creepy.... awww(?

[@heatherjasper97]

I always find it adorable when Corvus wears accessories/outfits that aren't plague doctor attire.

[@_l.rat_]

True that

[@grumpytoilet4449]

True that

[@jessexisting933]

True that

[@auxstep3353]

True that

[@shumad431]

Yes

[@abrokennut4687]

Ad: “fall asleep within minutes” Me: *tries app* App: *recreates all hurricanes ever and puts it in my ear* Me: “back to the ephemeral rift”

[@eattherich162]

aBrokenNut I hate fat rat adds

[@MysteriumArcanum]

It's better than getting ads that promote a janky mobile game with stolen assets/music or an almost nine minute ad where some chick feeds you some BS sob story about her alcoholic father that tangentially ties into her selling a cheaply made beaded bracelet (that upon looking it up costs $50) because it "promotes feng shui".

[@virgil6290]

Why did I read elephant rift

[@DawnOfLightX]

@@MysteriumArcanum that’s very oddly specific.

[@MysteriumArcanum]

@@DawnOfLightX yeah those ads were weird. Funny that you reminded me of this comment because yesterday I saw another version of the "feng shui" bracelet ad except now the lady is claiming her mom was the abusive drunk despite saying in the first ad that her mom died giving birth to her.

[@potatoboipotato9196]

Doctor: dont worry we will put your heart back me at the end: HE FORGOT MY HEART

[@RRTSMPlayz]

You forgot to tell him though

[@aidiotwhodoesntpostoften4459]

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING

[@pinkflamingos8560]

Corvus: *removes rubber chicken* Me: *shook* Corvus: *removes my heart* Me: *S H O O K E T H*

[@maddecy121]

Corvus: forgets to put them back in Me: Ś H Õ Õ K Ē Š T

[@j_c_may7254]

Corvus: says the rubber chicken is my new heart Me:ŠHÖÒKĖTHËŚT

[@doomguydoom9407]

Hi here is a cookie🍪

[@quandale_iv]

White girl moment

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

Wasteland's Exile I’m not sure how skin color fits into this but ok

[@glamrockmuttgamin]

me: *fakes stomach ache and gets a heart transplant* me: STONKS

[@pedrourbano501]

Not only that but also helt

[@Angiesunshine13]

Also me: *DoUbLe StOnKs*

[@Dandel1onF1eld]

Helth

[@Strifeu]

Helth

[@imadoorandyouarenot]

Helth

[@vanivanil824]

Me: *asks dad for a plague doctor mask for my 17th birthday* Dad: *Sends it in 6 days early* Me at 12:08 AM: *Intently watches plague doctor ASMR while wearing a plague doctor mask*

[@RRTSMPlayz]

You have a plague doctor mask?!

[@Bone20647]

@@RRTSMPlayz you can buy them at alot of places :> i got one off amazon, if you look you can find some pretty good ones there

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@Bone20647 I searched it there but I don't have any enough money

[@mysticproductions7675]

He is learning..

[@kqlpz8695]

Then the **** starts i dont want youtube to like ban me so i censored it

[@confusedboi]

When you realize Corvus just stole your heart.

[@Quickdrawingartist]

Oh no, that's twice in this video... That normal?

[@sofiaisacreepypastafan]

Literally

[@TheoHylton]

He already did that years ago😢

[@arose2165]

For people on mobile: 00:04:13 Calming your mind 00:07:30 Some beaking 00:09:45 Health assessment 00:14:30 Eye exam & light follow 00:16:37 Administering an IV (with special concoction) 00:26:45 Additional ingredients for the IV 00:33:18 Surgical tools overview 00:35:34 The Operation 00:58:34 Post-op

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

arose2165 ty

[@willmarshall1658]

Some heroes don't wear capes...

[@iliekslothd6161]

like the comment so it gets on top

[@dogwater4126]

danks man

[@maidendumpsterfire]

I stuck a feather in my hat and invented a noodle

[@dfeplays3233]

"What does your doctor do when you're nervous" "He tells me to just breath deep and relax. What about yours?" "He beaks me" "..."

[@Let-the-fandom-begin]

Phantoms' System That Is So *AWESOME*

[@noone5281]

Clearly... thebeakissuperior

[@whatinthesixtysix6715]

Beak

[@TheOriginalKaraChan]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SpaceDudeCosmo]

Corvus: keeps saying I’m his favorite Me: (crying in happiness) thank you

[@xandranicholai7301]

Corvus: *whispering*: "How long have you been experiencing this discomfort?" Me: *shouting at the top of my lungs* SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN!!! Corvus: *whispers" Ok.

[@Shurzii_]

6:50 "how would you like a peeking" Me: A what? *About 30 seconds later* Me: Satisfaction level: 9000+

[@AnotherRandomChild]

0-0

[@-sunriseplayz-7024]

GalacticVoid I was waiting to see what it was then I found out it was actual beaking he stuck the beak in the “face”

[@aloneforever4393]

I cannot breathe help me

[@whynot4448]

Tea

[@johnlennon2202]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

[@KrazeAndFriends]

Plague Doctor: “We are going to open you up and remove whatever is causing you pain”. *Proceeds to remove my heart*

[@orangecryptid7732]

i mean i guess that works

[@noobjo.mp4196]

*then forgets to put it back*

[@mikasanthemeepcityperson6143]

@@noobjo.mp4196 *shoot I'm gonna die*

[@Dreamer.Queen.]

Me: "I didn't need it anyway"

[@harrowingseer]

@@Dreamer.Queen. What happens if I never had any heart but instead, a small shriveled up squishy stone.

[@ShadowForGod]

I used to own one of those masks and the smell was so strong so can we all just give a round of applause to to him for being able to deal with the smell for a whole hour

[@jaxson_pk]

Idk if I’m the only one but I have been watching this ever since it was posted (so five years) and my favorite part has ALWAYS been the beaking

[@jamesdore3404]

SAME

[@blueberrystudios5372]

*WOULD YOU LIKE MORE BEAKING*

[@jupiterstarr8954]

No thank you

[@Hiraeth-0X]

BEAK ME DADDY (im Not sorry)

[@crypticshyguy9170]

*hides in the corner with holy water* Stay back you sinful children-

[@Hiraeth-0X]

@@crypticshyguy9170 MUHAHAHAHA >:D

[@crypticshyguy9170]

Stay BACK YOU SINFUL CHILD I HAVE HOLY WATER

[@TheBoltimus]

If Corvus were to ever become a dentist would he become a plaque doctor instead of a plague doctor

[@lazyaries6941]

oh my god

[@jessicatadala1877]

How bout nO

[@emrahalien2972]

No he would be called a dentist.

[@D_as_in_Dillon]

Genius

[@j_c_may7254]

The door is that way 🚪

[@dont_question_my_motives]

Corvus: this is in the way, I’ll temporarily remove it Me: oh what is i- Corvus: * removes heart * Me: 👁👄👁

[@cecilyerker]

Who's going back in the Corvus lore in 2020 for the coronavirus outbreak

[@Candysblock]

Corvus is the hero we need.

[@Pokemonluv]

Either Crovus is the hero or he made it

[@NicholasHowell2005]

Yeah some of us never left tbh

[@canibites]

M E

[@terowoist]

its weird seeing a comment one year ago about covid and realizing we're still in covid like huh its been like two years of the plague

[@ramoruso14]

"Doctor, i have a tummyache" *Doctor opens you and finds a chicken toy* "NANI?!?"

[@pantheracanis]

ome wa mon shinderu

[@dreamingbabadookoof1339]

ramoruso14 JOJO ASMR

[@crypticgemstone8188]

ramoruso14 Mada Mada

[@ShimoSpookyApple]

ramoruso14 well when life gives you... rubber chicken?

[@yourhouseholdcat44]

Chicken: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru.

[@lightlysalted2564]

The only doctor I trust

[@thomasnolastname8734]

@GregoryRomeoTubeHD’s second account Me: *dances when child dies* OH FUCK

[@wren5962]

The only doctor I’ve ever visited... as far as i knwo

[@gabrielreyes1133]

I found ER about 4 years ago and I am still absolutely in love with Corvus, he’s so soft spoken and it just fits the character. He’s become my favourite comfort character from ER

[@emmyloublue]

00:04:13 Calming your mind 00:07:30 Some beaking 00:09:45 Health assessment 00:14:30 Eye exam & light follow 00:16:37 Administering an IV (with special concoction) 00:26:45 Additional ingredients for the IV 00:33:18 Surgical tools overview 00:35:34 The Operation 00:58:34 Post-op for me bc im on mobile lol

[@Uni02BN]

wot, im also mobile

[@dybii1077]

What there is people watching asmr on pc ?? So they sleep on they're chair or what

[@Uni02BN]

@@dybii1077 first time?

[@dybii1077]

@@Uni02BN Yeah

[@Purplesim123]

Thank you very much~~~

[@PizzaNuggetPie]

Concoction spilling on the floor and the doc's like- *w h a t z e h e l l*

[@witchhatsftw7206]

"buried in Margret's Garden" is starting to sound less like an ominous death threat and more like a euphemism

[@tomhanks6976]

WitchHatsFTW “you don’t want to get too close to this here plague mask, partner. it was buried DEEP in margret’s garden last night 😏”

[@complain9269]

WitchHatsFTW - I had to look up the word, "euphemism" because I never seen it in a sentence, only said. XD

[@fatpanda3305]

The Michael Listening to George Carlin taught me about euphemisms, oxymorons and the proper use of irony

[@jesuschristonabike8878]

Eww...

[@tygonmaster]

Garden Fresh Tingles™

[@VyxenViolets]

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT BEAKING MEANT UNTIL IT HAPPENED AND I FEEL SO LOVED THAT WAS ADORABLE

[@horsemackerels]

*removes heart* Heavy: Should I be awake for this?

[@Ace_Gamez_Luv]

Ahah... well no. But since you are, do you mind holding jour ribcage, I cant seem to- *rib breaks off*

[@rustkarl]

chara dreemurr *screams in russian pain* *holds up broken rib and looks worried*

[@Ace_Gamez_Luv]

@@rustkarl oh dont be such a baby! Ribs grow back! *looks at Archimedes* no zey dont...

[@rustkarl]

chara dreemurr *medicine happens* What happens now?

[@Ace_Gamez_Luv]

@@rustkarl now? Heheheh Now, ve go practice medicine!

[@aidenbelanger7867]

*appointment ends* "Hey thanks doc your the best!" *Walks out of office and goes home* "What a swell guy" *Lays down on bed* Wait....WE FORGOT MY HEART!

[@yeoyh3256]

when you go to get a heart transplant, but get a beaking instead.

[@Gustavoenderdragon]

@@yeoyh3256 LOL

[@oldaccount167]

@@snowdriftin_. r/ whoosh

[@snowdriftin_.]

SANS______ ._.

[@whynot4448]

My heart left with my wife and kids *stares out window with dramatic look on my face*

[@TurnAHexa]

Doctor: *rips heart out* Me: *looks at wound* That's a serious boo boo Doctor: You seem to have a case of the ouchies

[@wallyfrompapalouie7905]

Nice stolen Swaggersouls joke

[@Jac58290]

@@wallyfrompapalouie7905 who said he was stealing it? In my eyes he's just applying it to the situation

[@wallyfrompapalouie7905]

@@Jac58290 i was having a joke mate calm down

[@plaguedoctor8180]

@@crunchygatorade3051 I- I diag wose yew wif termi wal owchies. Don't w- worry I wil tak gud car of yew

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@plaguedoctor8180 way to turn it into hentai

[@yogwii_5485]

This was the first asmr vid i ever watched, and i still come back to ot all the time, thank you for this :)

[@rivertrez5107]

Doctoor: (pulls out keyboard) Me: shocked Doctoor: (pulls out lemon aid) Me: *SHOOK* Doctoor: (pulls out heart) Me: *S H O O K E T H*

[@Neyronshrk]

ME=ŞOKEE OLDUM

[@door.4975]

(Pulls out nuke) Me: SHOOKETHER

[@alanismaldonado4688]

@@door.4975 (takes out vile of the bubonic plague) *SHOOKETHERIST*

[@rhettbasham4290]

Doctor: (pulls out heart) Me: *DEAD* (Because my heart is no longer in my body)

[@Squarebody]

Doctor: pulls out prescribed medicine Me: *SHOOKE-* oh wait never mind that’s normal...

[@SallyVno]

8:57 THE HEAD BOPS

[@NyanZieks]

OH MAH GAWD THAT’S CUTE, I ADORE IT.

[@spinkasa]

IT'S LIKE HE'S REALLY EXCITED

[@DALZIELMUSIC]

The man who never runs out of commenters who have run out of ideas!

[@yawn9327]

DALZIEL looks like you nailed it

[@KilurDragon]

So you ran out of ideas have you now?

[@xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

Yup.

[@Domarikat]

DALZIEL I have one, Corvus visits Canada. Because why not

[@Raccccs]

DALZIEL Do you wear glasses?

[@gabrielreyes1133]

I’m so glad there’s no ads on this. I have my volume to its max. *speed*

[@abrakupokus1245]

Corvus: “did you eat the grenade for the iron?” Me: “I-uh-erm- yes! Yes that is exactly why...hehe”

[@droxx8547]

Sugar! Spice! And a good sacrifice. These were the ingredients to create the perfect Asmr. But Corvus accidentally added another ingredient. Chemical X.

[@crypticshyguy9170]

AND THUS AN ACTUALLY DECENT ASMR WAS BORN!

[@maridiancomer7635]

Yessss omg

[@theresal697]

BOI NANI?!?!

[@yatransboiandy7412]

Chemical beaking

[@dusksentry5836]

We can never have enough of ze good birb doctor

[@itsjustshibaski5864]

Especially when the birb doctor makes a meme *BEAK ME HARDER!*

[@kurosakitagami2788]

But we had enough of furries

[@Iwidelyoutliveeverything]

I have a bird head! You're dominated! We're both having a bad day...

[@thewarriorcreeper1044]

Anon Deus Why tho?

[@ultimitbanana2823]

This was the first video I had ever seen from this channel so I came back 3 years later and omg it is still as good as I remembered. 10/10

[@thegoldenstick]

Same

[@GriimGarr]

7:37 when he started leaning forwards, my first thoughts were "Are we about to kiss right now 😏" lmao

[@kuraimjacobs5732]

This quickly went from "I'm gonna be a creepy serial killer" to "Is- Is that a keyboard?- Are you okay, man?"

[@that1trashborb948]

*rips heart out then starts talking about how pretty it is* Me: screaming becuase i'm still alive some how

[@tonantzincorralejo7104]

The brain can survive for up to about six minutes after theheart stops. The reason to learn cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) is that if CPR is started within six minutes of cardiac arrest, the brain may survive the lack of oxygen. After about six minutes without CPR, however, the brain begins to die.

[@yamaslushy9461]

@@tonantzincorralejo7104 Ooooooo a scientist!

[@leos.6167]

Martha Noyola 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😠

[@Gamer-wk6te]

*The More You Know*

[@yamaslushy9461]

@@tonantzincorralejo7104 Btw that reply i made wasn't sarcastic that is actually really cool!

[@cloudtheclod]

Before: The doctor is finally here! Today: *OMG I LOVE THE SCP COSPLAY*

[@glitchreflex3352]

ZA WARUDO

[@deadfoxanimamatesoriginall9526]

The people from back then must be so dissapointed in all of us lmao

[@guitaristgamer2028]

8:08 What my food in the microwave sees.

[@stephanie1733]

😆👏

[@jinxxedabby362]

Mom can i get a bike? Mom:Tell your father Hes beaking his camera... Mom:Hes WHAT

[@tippettfamily3339]

The only thing that scared me about this video is that he put green stuff... into... my blood stream...

[@Mmmm-kk9qe]

It’s probably weed

[@thatreddude8796]

Not again!

[@juliannarogers3108]

😅😅😅

[@silv3r_may]

' D a d s ' . . a m i r i g h t-

[@dapperglu]

*Comes in because of tummy ache* *Doctor opens chest*

[@BlitzBaron]

Well the cause of the tummy ache was because of all the items in our abdomen that weren’t supposed to be there

[@daubeny6796]

Horizon Syndicate He didn't gave us our hearts back........

[@lori4549]

Glu XD

[@Jonasaaaa123]

I’m a girl

[@kilaha8399]

O.......k?

[@ReyMorton]

“Just a little drop” *spills a whole bottle* “...Or a few”😹😹😹

[@karwathrex9336]

Corvus is the doctor we go to when we don't have insurance😅

[@lordfarquad7150]

me: * falling asleep * ephemeral rift: “maybe… you would like a beaking” me: YESYESYESYESYESYES

[@crosstitch2270]

Yes, Yes, Oh My God.

[@kittencraze2113]

Me: how about no. I've been bitten by a parrot before and I'm not being bitten by a bird again.

[@snitzelberry8006]

I actually whispered 'yes' about 16 times before he started

[@Vinsmokesosa]

Eisendracht Gaming i may be the only one who understands that reference

[@susiebakai6608]

Oh god, is it going to be both?

[@diggitydanktank5581]

Do a Corvus face reveal where he pulls off the mask to reveal yet another mask

[@morgangobin9985]

He’d be pulling a Charles Dance Phantom on us (I guarantee no one will get this reference!)

[@milkiii413]

Behind every mask is another mask

[@eleonora7473]

Master chief would be proud

[@grilledcheesy8469]

*BAZINGA*

[@jqv002]

Lmao, that would be funny 😂

[@pronounced-like-the-drink]

Corvus: Is there any certain reason you ate this grenade? Me: forbidden pineapple

[@Gio0205]

7:53 OMG i can't stop laughing !!!! looks like he's giving me little bird kisses kakkakakkakakakakakakakkaka

[@mrbehemothscreamoth3130]

Corvus: *removes keyboard* Me: Oh that's where it went. Did you find the mouse as well?

[@thevibemaster8466]

What about the monitor?

[@drmustacheofficial]

7:37 - 8:20 When a plague doctor sees breadcrumbs on your face

[@theheretic5559]

lel.

[@landenallen1994]

Xd

[@littlearcticowl9988]

Haha lol bird

[@rausis5709]

Good one Castro

[@zkgarage1939]

DM Central yeah I do it to my wife all the time.

[@DARA-gi9ci]

No one: Corvus: *peck* *peck*

[@mksmuffin7048]

I don't know why but when this man beaked me I felt more relaxed than I've ever been

[@rhysfarrelly6527]

Heavy: should I be awake for this Doctor: ha well no

[@Bluesit32]

Medic: Oh, don't be a baby. Ribs grow back! (No zey don't).

[@SteampunkCorvus]

*r/unexpectedtf2*

[@beanie640]

You just got dominated

[@stewiegriffin7237]

Heavy: DOCTOR. ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?!! MEDIC: HAHAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!

[@bradleybryer1708]

*heart explodes* Heavy: what was that Medic: the sound of science my friend

[@ullimous9515]

7:46 8:52 you have almost won a life time supply of beaking!

[@mexicanseal6105]

and u have spelt beaking wrong wow!!

[@tonantzincorralejo7104]

Birb kiss

[@AnAceBrit]

@@mexicanseal6105 YoU SpElT YoU WroNg

[@idoh9915]

@@AnAceBrit BuT OBvIsLy He WaSnT tRyInG tO sPeLl YoU iTs A fAsTeR wAy To SpElL tHaT wOrD

[@ullimous9515]

@@mexicanseal6105 lol sorry, I changed it so it doesnt bother anyone else.

[@nightfireikaijuuniverse765]

I like the blue shower cap thing he is wearing

[@shebehere2452]

“Listen to the sound of my beak.” XD my god

[@dylanevans3755]

He took my heart out like a mortal Kombat move, though I feel assulted, I feel relaxed

[@TombstoneDingus]

Uh.... D-doc... My heart? Its still.... On the... Counter...

[@rausis5709]

Naaaaa you don't nead It my dude

[@HaZa917]

Meh, you'll be fine

[@Rausis173]

wtf are you waching brother

[@aidenbelanger7867]

Omg I thought nobody else noticed!

[@luiginoidtank8666]

Well mabye the cut - away he did was you telling him about your heart still being on the counter.

[@dargarin]

My stomach hurts. Plague doctor: opens stomach He finds *2 sea shells, a keyboard, a grenade, a bottle, a controller, a tin foil ball, I'm too tired and lazy to write the rest of this comment.

[@potatolord7284]

"I'll make sure to take good care of you" he says as my heart is in the background.

[@keira980]

Doctor: *spills green stuff* Me: you okay over there? Doctor: Yes my friend.

[@GoblinsOfFarmington]

*Yes my fwend.

[@greekbirb]

well..i trust you more than my actual doctors for some reason

[@Pissfryy]

*s a m e?*

[@definitely_retarded2349]

So do I bc he doesn't want to check my balls thts a win

[@gachaxxlunar8961]

Same

[@dmytro2500]

The first very transparent doctor that doesn’t ask for a check

[@imselfaware419]

Hmm, wonder why a doctor behind a screen in a video is more trust worthy than a living creature in real time?

[@maxthereapernephilim2416]

58:57 Uh, Dr. Corvus, my heart! MY HEART!

[@theeguy9022]

*STAY PUTTED*

[@user-wm7fu2ef2x]

Me: I am scared to see what he will pull out next Corvus: *Pulls out grenade* Me:Oh God...How in the name of.... Jesus...

[@user-oh4li5xx2x]

I th out you were joking

[@Shurzii_]

That grenade was inside of my body and I am not surprised whatsoever....

[@sovietsoft8383]

question is WHERE'D HE GET A GRENADE and not that paperweight junk

[@paroxysm8588]

The way he's moving his fingers while he's speaks in the beginning. Is amazing in more than one way.

[@eattherich162]

...

[@louisianafisherman14]

@@eattherich162 ....

[@plus_ultra2.0]

I always love to remember this ASMR video and just stop everything I was doing and listen to it. It brings me joy and a calming sensation. Some days are very stressful, maybe because of my anxiety or work, but always comes to an end and that's the important thing.

[@aglitchedgasmask5378]

I do not know why a guy with a plague doctor mask pecking my face 100% of the time gives me tingles but I love it :D

[@cooloats1816]

I have a theory, Corvus is simply a bird man and you two have fallen in love, explaining the frequent visits to the hospital- and his “beaking” are really just him giving you kisses 🌸

[@vi0let831]

Done did An oof cute (actually that would make a good story)

[@theresal697]

I will do a Wattpad fanfic on that!!!!

[@failedprodigy5762]

Theresa L Tell is when your done! I’d read it.

[@Khoochi]

**Highly stressed out from the scary plague doctor mask.* **though very relaxed at the same time.*

[@kakashi8019]

Imagine him as a oompa loompa.

[@kakashi8019]

Wait thats scarier

[@totallynotjosh945]

22:49 is the best ER moment in years

[@bendover7016]

"You didn't feel anything, do you?" Little did he know, he was operating on a dead man.

[@wren5962]

Lol I can relate

[@robertk.8280]

I don't like doctors, they make me feel stressed, but this video relaxes me, you're amazing!

[@KilurDragon]

Marcell D'avis XD I'm sure they like you, just the others

[@maidendumpsterfire]

My mother is a doctor, so I'm kinda obligated to respect you.

[@efrengonzalez2699]

You’re fuckin nuts this is creepy as hell

[@BlitzBaron]

So doctors who spend years at medical school purely for the soul reason of your health scare you but an actor wearing a plague doctor bird mask giving you a random drink keeping you alive whilst he opens your chest because your stomach hurts is ok?

[@ItsXochitlBaby]

Guys calm down, it's normal to not like doctors and that they make you feel stressed. There's plenty of reasons why going to the doctor can make you feel stressed which would cause you to not like going to the doctor.

[@princevince2135]

“Brain surgery with Oompa Loompa successful” ok wait reverse take it back now y’all

[@UndeadGrizzly44]

I audibly snorted at this comment

[@wafflecon6029]

Turn it up

[@projectcyberghost]

Cha cha real smooth

[@itsyourboiuuuskinnypenies1428]

Successful Loompa oompa with surgery brain

[@Purps_Pans88]

*maraca noises*

[@mikegeizer2279]

lost it at rubber chicken. Haha

[@Ace_Gamez_Luv]

Doctor: *pulls out random stuff* vat ze fack? Me: *giggling* normal Tuesday morning Docter: its Friday afternoon....

[@Flevir]

I am a simple man. I see Corvus, I click.

[@thecusk6918]

Flevir Are you saying that you don't click on each Uncle E's new video automatically?

[@nicolamatthews5254]

You are a very simplistic and regular homo-sapien male from the planet Earth of Dirt. You see a video from Empheral Rift from who in which uses one of his characters called Dr Corvus. D Clemmons who is a plague doctor type of character. You simply use a piece of technology called a mouse or if you are using a smart phone you tap or click on to the video runnig a lot of very complicated and hard coding to were it directs you to this video from Empheral Rift

[@nicholasf98]

Corvus is one of his best characters IMO.

[@herpderp3916]

Corvus is best waifu.

[@maidendumpsterfire]

Earth was originally supposed to describe the main substance of a planet, as dirt is our earth, and Mars's soft rock is its own earth. So referring to Earth as "earth of dirt" is irrelevant to how it should be thought of, unless you say "Earth," as in our planets name. Simply, "earth of dirt" is wrong.

[@Antunes762]

He attacc He protecc But most Importantly, He save u from Hecc With *BEACC*

[@neo6028]

Ik

[@lemonkiz8067]

Oh yeah yeah *nods with agreement*

[@buckythebeaver6074]

Stop with these fucking he attacc shit

[@lemonkiz8067]

@@buckythebeaver6074 wel f* you too like jezz

[@Jeff_D421]

Fr

[@kriiminal2888]

Nobody: Me 56 minutes in: “wait I don’t think this man is a professional..”

[@falconeshield]

He got a rubber chicken outta you and you're not dead I say he's good

[@weebiest239]

I like how the beaking is the most replayed part