HALF PAST DEAD BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

[@KidKinobi]

Watching Ja Rule get tossed like a GTA online ragdoll over and over is the funniest shit 😂

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

50 favorite part.😂

[@TheKingWizard]

Yep... u got it fam 😂😂😂😂

[@KBGJAY912]

​@@nehemiahpouncey360750 was probably on the floor holding his side laughing 😂😂😂

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

@@KBGJAY912 he replayed that part Like 20 times.🤣

[@KBGJAY912]

@@nehemiahpouncey3607 oml wishing it was him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paradisecity0406able]

Billy's laughter during the opening seconds of this video is just *chef's kiss*

[@quintintarantino2485]

Annoying with headphones on

[@johntheregular1582]

When he flew out the car all I could hear was Tyrese yelling “EJECTO SEATO CUZ” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dan82677]

😂

[@IanIsrael]

I 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MarcusMarsh21]

Billy’s gasp when Corey announced that reggae album 😂

[@MartialKaiju98]

Watching that scene with Ja Rule flying live on stream followed by Billy’s laugh killed me with how ridiculous it looked!

[@BabySpiegel]

The amount of laughing I was doing in this video whether it's because of Billy laughing, Ja Rule getting tossed around like a rag doll, the lame John Woo/Max Payne ripoffs, or me calling out something because I vaguely remember seeing this a few years ago was something else. I almost dropped my laptop numerous times because of how funny this was 😂😂😂😂

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

50 cent probably saw that part he Cried.

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Two guns?duel weiding guy's. It's on every action movie.

[@matthewprince9705]

When he got slammed into the locker! Ouch!

[@michaelstrong5383]

Ah yes, the iconic duo of Steven Seagal and Ja Rule.

[@kaludgo5811]

The duo WE never thought WE needed and that WE never hoped we would get.

[@maverickay5807]

More iconic then R2 and C3P0 😂

[@bearerofbadnews1375]

Just saying Neil Breen is better.

[@samuelstokes6624]

Don't forget about Seagal & Treach from Today you die lol

[@cam62cam811]

Along with the sequel with the generational duo of Goldberg & Kurupt.

[@Montesama314]

Ja Rule's stuntman deserved an Oscar and a raise for enduring this madness.

[@JvoDre]

You guys need to do the entire series of Steven’s catalog as bad movie roast.

[@danavixen6274]

Agreed! 💯 To me, Seagal's most likable movies are the Under Siege movies, Hard to Kill and Exit Wounds. This roast is going to make me laugh any harder when I see Will Sasso doing the MAD TV skits! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JvoDre]

@@danavixen6274 😂😂😂

[@graboid78]

@@JvoDre On Deadly Ground might make them pass out from laughter

[@JvoDre]

@@graboid78 oh gawd if Billy and Martin there?! It death by laughter 😂

[@F.Hakeem89]

This was part of that Urban Action Movie Craze in the early 2000's that try to Pair Martial Artists actors with Hip-hop & R&B artists stared with Romeo Must Die to Exit Wounds and Cradle 2 the Grave.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Ah Cradle 2 The Grave, with Jet Li and DMX

[@blackmcbain3145]

​@@comixproviderftw_02is that the one with Aaliyah?

[@comixproviderftw_02]

@@blackmcbain3145 No, that was Romeo Must Die

[@TheJesselopez1981]

Also, Seagal did Exit Wounds with DMX.

[@delc4387]

All three of those share the same director and producer (Joel Silver of The Matrix and Lethal Weapon), meanwhile Half Past Dead was produced by the same dudes who made Battlefield Earth and Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

The only fighting Steven doing these days is with himself on choosing which type of donut he wants.

[@TheJesselopez1981]

And he always wins.

[@michaelstrong5383]

The Homer Simpson of action movie stars

[@MR.Rexx101]

@@michaelstrong5383 Don't do Homer Simpson like that.💀

[@Ironheart73]

All I can say is, Steven Seagal has an awesome Biography 1. He is a master of Aikido trained by the founder himself 2. He is the first white man to open a chain of Dojos in Japan 3. He fought the Yakuza in Samurai style sword duels 4. He sparred with Bruce Lee, who later idolized him 5. He even solved the mystery behind Brandon Lee's Death 6. He is a CIA consultant/Occassional Operatives 7. He is an Elite Navy SEAL 8. He extracted the shah of Iran and his family and escorted them to safety in London 9. He is a SWAT police officer 10. He is a former Italian Mafia Boss 11. He is to this day the only legitimate tough guy action star in Hollywood. All the rest are bitches 12. He is the best screenwritter and an expert in Siatsu 13. He is a Blues Guitar Legend 14. He is an international Sex Symbol 15. He is a sought after trainer of UFC Champions 16. He provided the martial arts training for the entire RUssian Army 17. He is the National Hero of Russia, Serbia, and Belarus 18. He is of German, Irish, Japanese, Russian, and Mongol decent 19. He is a Deity declared by the Dahlai Lama 20. He is an ultimate master of the buffet.

[@TheDarksideRaider78]

😂😂😂

[@josephwilliams9209]

Billy’a laugh during Ja Rule’s toss out of the car…..perfect. 🤣🤣🤣

[@paychexx]

Man...JaRule went from Fast and Furious to working with the Russian training officer...😂

[@JeonardShadby505]

LOL, did you photoshop Ja Rule's head onto David Byrne's big suit for the thumbnail picture? I love it, it's so accurate to how he looks in this movie! 😂😂😂

[@jerramaurice7836]

Him wearing that over size suit reminds off the end of Big when Tom Hanks went back to his child form and his in that big ass suit and shoes he can barely run in to get to his front door

[@pieterbezemer766]

Now you've got Seagal in a bad movie roast, please consider doing a roast for 'On Deadly Ground ' - Seagal directs himself as an ex CIA firefighter who punches the racism out of an oil rig worker with a hand slap game, goes on a vision quest where he wrestles a bear, then saves the environment by blowing up oil refineries and killing lots of people. It would a perfect roast!!!

[@TheSpawnfan]

Oh, so there IS a movie like that, I thought it was just a dream after a night of insomnia for me.

[@Glitch1568]

Why did they do ya boy Ja like that?! The scene where he’s thrown from the car is hilarious🤣

[@cam62cam811]

& to think, he starred in this a year after being in The Fast & The Furious.

[@TheJesselopez1981]

Then he thought he was too good to come back to Fast and the Furious.

[@EverydayWithBobby]

@@cam62cam811starred?? Lmfao I think you mean a very small part in 😂 mf had one race, lost, and that was it haha

[@JonJayAllDay]

Bruh he was getting thrown and tossed around like a wet rag the whole movie man lol. I do respect Ja because a lot of rappers probably wouldn’t want to embarrass themselves like that on screen but he did it and it was funny lol. Half Past Dead has always been a guilty pleasure of mine.

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

50 cent favorite scene😂

[@You-sw7tm]

Ja Rule went out the car window quicker than the credibility of Fyre Festival.

[@PauloHernandezXD]

Ah, a time when people could afford to waste money on such a flop of a concert, lol

[@MrMegaManFan]

This movie reminds me of when 50 Cent was asked to say something nice about Ja Rule and his response was "Well... he's not dead!"

[@FaceFamous]

🤣 damn that's cold

[@tylerhackner9731]

Lol 😆 Billy’s laugh never fails

[@damianstarks3338]

Lol you read my mind bro

[@casonbrown6239]

Facts 😂

[@UrbanSamurai1975]

When Korey, Martin, and Billy are dying of laughter, you know that the review is going to be good. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KPWSinister1]

I remember liking the movie back in the day, but I remember the side characters and villains more than Seagal. It really was perfect roast material.

[@targetegrat]

Kurupt was so annoying in this movie.

[@5th1]

You guys always seem upload when I'm feeling low and just want you know how much I appreciate what you do. Thank you guys

[@krw_iii]

Dude talk about perfect timing!

[@joshjones9749]

These videos go into a rare category on KZbin I call PERFECT pick me ups lol

[@danavixen6274]

🗣️ TRUTH!

[@RaDicAL808]

On Seagal’s cop show that he was on, he would code switch depending on the race of the person he was talking to. lol

[@erikbyrge2024]

2:04 Steven Seagal Worst SNL host 3:57 Bad very Bad singing 7:16 It's Dead it's dead! Frankenstein type of movie 8:32 Eye care! 11:29 Billy Brooks master of the Laughs! 12:12 Get out of my ride! Men! 13:50 what a rush! 16:35 Dumb move Jackwagon 18:07 ain't him doing that! 20:45 I smell BullCrap 22:20 No help from a a$$ beating 25:11 Video game in prison what! 27:18 Death Row!😅 32:00 making fall Look good! 33:12 Underworld Rain! 39:19 Bad men Donnie! 41:24 I've had it with the Slow-motion shots! 42:26 miss the double tap Chumps 43:30 tossed away! 44:25 Silly slap fight! 45:19 Shut up all of you! 46:19 See ya Ja Rule! 47:40 Undercover FBI Agent😮 50:40 I am good men! 51:32 he's trashed 53:00 Best tossed away in the Movie! 54:10 Oh S**t I dead! 57:00 ain't funny Jackwagons

[@adammartin5809]

Thank you for the timestamps.

[@badman3000]

In fairness to ja rule suit. That was the style of suit at the time. All you need to do is check the early 2000 draft classes in the NBA to see.

[@Thisisjustname]

I blame Steve Harvey. But Steve's suits were all custom made.

[@EdgeO419]

maybe for 6-7 feet tall basketball players where long flowing suits would work, not for ja rule. They clearly dressed him up in ill fitting clothes so an in shape Ja Rule wouldn't make it as obviously to out of shape Segal was.

[@badman3000]

@@EdgeO419 clearly you have not seen the pictures they look just as bad. They all look like they stole their dad suit.

[@TheEnigmaticBM39]

The chopper city suit 😂😂

[@GAMER3Productions]

The film that Ja Rule decided to do instead of coming back to do 2 Fast 2 Furious which would’ve undoubtedly changed his life forever…..but he still got Fyre Festival!!!🤷‍♂️

[@GAMER3Productions]

@lenindominguez1986 They’re Eating Her….And Then They’re Going To Eat Me………ITS MURDAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[@Dan82677]

It's crazy to think how different Ja Rule's life would be had he came back to do 2F2F.

[@GAMER3Productions]

@@Dan82677 yeah

[@bensneb360]

Ja Rule spent more time in the air than Superman lol

[@jp3813]

During the heyday of martial arts superstars Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Donnie Yen, Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao, etc..., American action fans in general chose to watch Steven Seagal in the late 80s to mid-90s instead. I would've rather seen Michelle Yeoh as the star of Under Siege.

[@stevenwoods5787]

dude, every generation has that one guy or gal that became a star that had no business doing so. and under siege was still bad ass. yes it had more to do with everyone else, but still lol

[@jp3813]

@@stevenwoods5787 Imagine choosing Shaquille O'Neal to play Charles Xavier instead of Patrick Stewart.

[@stevenwoods5787]

theres a problem with the names you mentioned too: only the most hardcore of movie fans would know who sammo hung, yuen biao, or donnie yen are. im not sure if jet li and jackie chan were in america by the 90s

[@jp3813]

@@stevenwoods5787 I referred to them as martial arts superstars b/c they were internationally popular... except in the west. It wasn't until the late 90s that Hollywood actually attempted to introduce them to American audiences w/o changing what made them successful (ex: The Protector tried to turn Jackie into Charles Bronson). My point is that if you're a movie producer looking to establish a new action star in the US, there were many far better choices than Seagal. Some might say that the language barrier would've been an issue, but plenty of action roles are of the mostly silent type: Conan, Rambo, Mad Max, etc...

[@stevenwoods5787]

@@jp3813 i dont think many of those guys were in a hurry to come over here. they make pretty good money in china and japan, so they didnt have much reason to come over here. hollywood is a weird, and lets be honest, cruel and even evil monster. theres been alotta people that shouldve been stars (michael jai white comes to mind) that didnt really get much of a shot

[@thechefsteffon9173]

He was a notorious host 2:04 Ears are in pain 😭 3:57 Poor ja rule 😭 12:12 Clearly a stuntman 🤦😂 18:07 Not a bad fall lol 32:00 Facial hair looks terrible 🤦 34:16 Evil Donnie 👀👿 39:19 He's just too fine!! 🤣 40:42 What fighting style is that!? 🤦 44:25 😱😲 FBI 47:40 That expression 👀😭 54:10 Every character and plot is exactly the same while trying to use a three syllable title.. Eliminate bad guys one by one except for the last one until out of bullets, all fancy martial arts moves are used, and monologue is complete. End with hero shot lmao awful. 😭🤦

[@TheBoomBoxGuru]

Nia Peeples drop kicking Ja Rule was in the damn trailer 😂😂

[@brandynrivas591]

Now they must do On Deadly Ground. Steven Seagal as an eco warrior and the cast is insane. And he directed it himself.

[@TheJesselopez1981]

Eco warrior/indigenous person protecting his native land. It inspired a MadTV skit where he plays one of the first integrated black students in the University of Alabama. It ends with a karate fight with George Wallace.

[@michaelstrong5383]

So, it's basically a movie version of his own SNL "sketch" where he beats up a board of directors over environmental stuff.

[@stevekasan3105]

That's one of my fav Seagal films from his main début run alongside Marked for Death and Out for Justice

[@JeonardShadby505]

Also, Seagal legitimately thinks that Al Gore and Greta Thunberg owe him gratitude for bringing attention to the climate crisis before they did.

[@emanuelespinoza9325]

That movie was bonkers, especially with the whole montage involving Native Americans and their land. Then you have some funny dialogue, especially the "No 'I' in team" line.

[@VampiricBard]

Korey I don't know if you'll see this comment, but I'm glad that you have a different attitude towards body shaming now. I stopped watching Double Toasted in part because of the height shaming.

[@s3.14dervision]

You know Seagal ordered Ja to be dressed like that on purpose so no one could tell he was way better built than Seagal. It was on purpose.

[@EdgeO419]

Yup, Segals ego couldn't have anybody out staging him in his own movie.

[@Bigedub101]

​@EdgeO419 Exactly... Cause he'd have real fighters or dudes that we know good actors and gotta be background.. Ja Rule at this time was when every woman liked him.

[@Ecw_Kevin_Torres]

9:01 that part of the video is where I lost it

[@bryanmartinez9334]

Yo DT never fails to bring me joy with these Roast and Toast! May DT continue on for many many more years.

[@danavixen6274]

Amen to that! 🙏🏾 Korey, Martin and Billy make up a HILARIOUS trifecta! When Billy said, "Fake 🍑 Colin Farrell!" and the Ja Rule toss ups, I was LMFAO!😂

[@michaelmyers3709]

The helicopter explosion is from Charlie’s Angels, the skydivers coming out of the plane is from Navy Seals and there’s unused outtakes from The Rock.

[@whoisyouranime]

I knew the second Ja Rule went flying out the car, Billy will be laughing. 🤣

[@jaypriest8845]

😂😂😂 Billy laugh at the beginning. Instant classic.

[@London.Bridgez]

First comment 🏆

[@buckwild-k9g]

I sincerely believe that I've gotten more laughter out of Steven Seagal than any other human being on the planet.

[@Pancake_ice_420]

Billy’s laugh can cure depression

[@wiplocjr]

The only thing I remember of this movie is Ja Rule flying out of the car.

[@TheHammerThatShapesTheHand]

I don't know about real life, but the way Segal fights in this movie is just sad. Are they slap boxing? I think half the DT viewers could whoop his ass.

[@EdgeO419]

Segal stopped trying with his fight scenes back in the early 90's

[@patrickcharles6983]

My favorite Steven Seagal story was when an actor on "Marked for Death" had Seagal believe that he was actually Jamaican through the whole production & didn't reveal he was from New Jersey till after they finished 😂.

[@patrickcharles6983]

@lenindominguez1986 I'm talking about the time(during "Marked for Death" production) when Tom Wright trolled Steven Seagal into believing he(Tom Wright)was legit from Jamaica & that he didn't reveal that he was actually from New Jersey till they finally wrapped up production. Moral of the story is that Tom made Seagal look like an idiot in a hilarious way 😆

[@Profess84]

I remember when I was a teen going with my older cousin and friends to the theatres, we refused to see this film theatres because when knew the acting was going to be terrible, Morris Chestnut deserved better.

[@Bigedub101]

Man I forgot Morris Chestnut was in this. Man some good actors had to do some horrible movies to get paid 😊

[@beastmodeforever8674]

Finally you guys do a Steven Segal movie i didnt think it would be this one lol

[@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg]

I hope they do more, so many bad movie roasts to be had

[@bearerofbadnews1375]

They need to roast Steven Segals “the patriot” the movie where tea is an antidote to a poison and he injects it into peoples veins, which btw that’s not how that works.

[@brandynrivas591]

On Deadly Ground, Out for Justice, Hard to Kill, the possibilities are endless.

[@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg]

Half Past Dead describes Seagal's career and health

[@JeonardShadby505]

Half Past Dead, Fully Past Obesity

[@gamestation2690]

This was Steven Seagal's last theatrically-released movie for several years, before being relegated to doing direct-to-video movies.

[@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg]

@@gamestation2690 lol true, he has so many direct to video

[@TheJesselopez1981]

Did he have any after this?

[@gamestation2690]

@@TheJesselopez1981 There was Machete.

[@ericng7015]

In order to be called a jiu jitsu master, Seagal must able to toss not just his opponent, but also himself 😂

[@Night-Mayor]

Steven Seagal has a huge ego. He likes to have actors from other action films co-star with him so he can be written on top. Actors rumored to have turned him down are Eddie Murphy, Denzel Washington, Jan Claude Van Damme, and Jackie Chan. Steven was reportedly upset with Under Siege. Feeling that there was no way anyone would believe Tommy Lee Jones would be able to last so long in a fight with him. One of Steven's failings was his lack of showmanship. How to show his characters were in the fight of their lives. He would hype the antagonist only to beat them in under 3 minutes at the film's climax. This lead to loss in box office returns. Soon Hollywood stop calling. And his career plummeted.

[@SSGKoop]

The only thing i remember from this movie, outside of Ja Rule getting launched out that car ( as well as him also getting thrown into an entire shelf by one of the prison guards) my favorite part of this film was when the chick head butted the holy hell out of the warden because he said something in spanish 😅😅

[@armandoestrada5224]

Coleman: "Bottom of them feet..." Billy: (DIES) 🤣🤣🤣

[@DHerveyinfinity3]

This movie came out before Cradle To The Grave (2003) . The creators of CTTG, Learned from this movie and did it better bringing together a Rapper and Action movie star/Martial Artist. Let that be known. RIP, Rest in Power 🪽 DMX. #CradletotheGravediditbetter 💯

[@Dactaraad]

I wonder if Ja was given baggy clothes because he was in better shape than Seagal?

[@TheSpawnfan]

That is very likely. Just like Henry Cavill needing to grow a moustache for Mission Impossible so he wouldn't be considered as good looking as Tom Cruise.

[@Bigedub101]

​@lenindominguez1986 Or it was a tall rapper like Method Man cast then he had something comes up and Already had clothes picked out

[@michaelj68ou1]

How did they not notice Ja Rule's stunt double during the Nia People's fight scene is not only taller than him but he's white

[@MikeM-np4od]

Kurupt and Ja Rule got over their rap beef to get tossed around in a Steven Seagal movie.

[@rodbarnes9624]

Lol! The thumbnail got me with JaRule in that oversized suit

[@screwballprotagonist4381]

Ja Rule in the thumbnail dressed like David Byrne in Stop Making Sense with the big ass suit on

[@godsleep6129]

Can't lie I loved this movie when I was a kid 😂😂😂😂

[@Paranormal718]

"If you really want the 4 star treatment...go to Death Row." 😆 🤣

[@The_Cold_Slither]

I had to laugh because they not only played camera tricks with Morris Chestnut, they used Calling All Freaks for the music 😂! Quintessential 2000’s I’m a bad ass music lol

[@ClandestineSnowman]

Can we get a supercut of Billy absolutely losing his shit?

[@grindin63081]

Somebody add “Monica No” to the clip of Ja flying out the car🤣

[@F.Hakeem89]

This was when Ja Rule Peaked 50 was Blackballed at the time and he had multiple #1 hits but man did he Fumbled by not returning 2Fast 2Furious.

[@rommix0]

And also the Fyre Festival killed off his reputation for good (or whatever was left of it).

[@rommix0]

@lenindominguez1986 Which Trolls 2? The 1990 one sure didn't.

[@rommix0]

@lenindominguez1986 Oh definitely, and that bad movie roast DT did for Trolland was fun.

[@Dan82677]

It makes me wonder if Ja Rule returned to fast furious would he be back in Ludacris role or would he get Tyrese's role in the following films?

[@rmeddy]

They tried to jump on the trend of rapper co starring with Martial art action star that Jet Li and DMX did with their films. Steven Seagal really asked WHERE IS JA?! Another thing iirc there was a trinidadian in this movie and he was one of the prisoners but was portrayed as a explicitly gay and I remember a bunch of my friends having a meltdown over that Also I didn't know Ivanova from Babylon 5 was in this and Kurupt

[@pontiacGXPfan]

And Goldmouth from Life

[@blackmagician7645]

21:47 Alcatraz was a fishing transport for the Ohlone native tribes before European occupation. Native tribe descendents protested around the rock's shores. Eventually I think they won the protest claim and that's why the prison was shutdown. There might be more to the story. But I don't feel like pausing the video longer to look for it.😅

[@TheSpawnfan]

There were also those three guys who managed to escape the prison, that was a blow to their reputation.

[@wyldchyld4438]

50 cent has this movie just to watch Ja get tossed out of Seagal's car 😂

[@williejones6446]

Of course I havent finished the video but I wanna make sure Billy's point is made. When you make a crazy character you dont tell the audience "Ohh look how crazy they are". Its like that far cry bit when Vaas tells you how crazy YOU ARE for playing the game and it sort of funny. A person telling you "Do you know what crazy is cause im crazy" just feels like theyre not that crazy.

[@Dan82677]

Like Korey quickly said after Billy stumbled to make a point...this movie is awful, ain't shit anyone could do to fix it 😂

[@MuaBlacswan]

in an interview Steven Segal said he did all his own stunts then they cut to his stunt double 😅

[@marcushamner5994]

Billy’s laugh in the beginning takes me out everytime🤣🤣 #Classic

[@shadowX370]

Remember back in the day when Steven Sigal could kick 😂

[@kaludgo5811]

I was still a toddler the last Time Steven Seagal could move

[@KBGJAY912]

0:07 😂😂😂😂😂 that dummy was just Flapping in the air like raised flag 😂😂😂😂

[@blackmcbain3145]

Steven segal trying to run like the flash 😂

[@amirahclark4989]

24:50 the warden says “póngase tuya” meaning get yours. It was hard to understand the first few times tho then I realized haha

[@dukestandard4743]

4:40....😂😂😂😂😂 don't let the "tootles" go unnoticed!

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

I can’t believe that at this point billy don’t pass out from laughing so much in these bad movie reviews

[@mladenkulic446]

For second i thought i was hallucinating, but no, double toasted is roasting Steven Seagal. His acting had only gotten worse after Half Past Dead and it was his last theatrical released movie.

[@MrN0tim3]

After watching this roast, this movie just became one of my favorite movies ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@flysus4011]

The weekly roast and toast intro anination is so relaxing brings me back watching tv in 2000

[@gamestation2690]

I'd love to see you look at "Marci X" and "An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn."

[@nostalgicwiz3977]

I just found out about the Steven Segall reggae song Strut. Steven Segall saying "punany" is one of the most funniest things I heard in my life 😅😅😅

[@Knight622ny]

When even the Expendables don't want to work with this guy, you know that's bad.

[@jacksonboy92.34]

25:36 I think that's kurupt dangling from the sealing which to me is a little weird seeing him here, including the fact that he's in half past dead 2 with Goldberg.

[@cab12300751]

YES! I'm so glad you covered this movie! My friends and I found out about it a while back and had a great time watching it. PLEASE do Exit Wounds at some point!

[@Ecw_Kevin_Torres]

53:15 😂😂😂😂 I’m dying here

[@krw_iii]

“HE HIT THE WINDSHIELD!” Damn Billy smfh! 😂

[@superstarthomas]

Surprised it took them this long to do a Seagal movie.

[@tshegofatsoletlape8721]

Security guard beats the hell out of Ja Rule and tosses him around. Ja rule: "I know kids who beat harder than that." Me: "You mean you always get beat up by kids and they toss around harder than that?. Who are they and why?." 😂😂😂😂

[@jnky3x711]

Everytime Korey says “right there, over there right here” I’m 💀💀💀

[@WealthyIndustrialist]

Just looking at the thumbnail for this, I’m reminded of the spoof movie “Black Hammer/White Lightning” shown in Major League 2 😂

[@EliDEVITTSpeaks]

Double Toasted joining in on the seagal bullying? LET'S GO!!!

[@moisesdelira]

Finally!!! Double Toasted does a Steven Seagal movie!!! Now, when are they going to review China Salesman (the one with Mike Tyson)?

[@kmc1994]

They tried to redo the scene from a Rush Hour in the beginning when Chris Tucker is blown onto the window-shield… lmfao they copied everybody!! Smh

[@daevonsibert3735]

The Reggae album should've said "Steven Se-gayl".

[@adriangilmore8645]

Ja rule was saying his lines like he was still in the audition room

[@JeonardShadby505]

Useless factoid, the head of the prison bureau at 26:30 is a cameo from the late Stephen J. Cannell, the guy who created Greatest American Hero, A-Team and 21 Jump Street.

[@pontiacGXPfan]

And Renegade with Lorenzo Lamas

[@EazyDee-ps8xi]

Lmao that shot of him beating up the stunt men at the news station reminds me of the Will Sasso skits on MadTv when he played Steven Segal. 😅

[@cameronjohnson7382]

Definitely a guilty pleasure movie . I remember this use to come on that StarzBlack or EncoreBlack channel on cable all the time

[@carlosmelendez8317]

The song is called "Me Want The Punani" go figure Steven Segal would make a song like this. Movie fact: Morris chestnut was in under seige 2 with Steven segal

[@machoman32supafly]

This review had me in stitches! I'm currently working from home and found it hard to concentrate at times 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CGivision]

Yo, that 540 corkscrew when nick got punched 😅😅😅

[@aharris82]

Kurupt is one of my favorite lyricists, so I'll forget he starred in this movie... XD