"You can make fun of Tom Cruise chopping wind...but at least thats aerodynamic." 🤣 😂😅
@EdgeO41911 ай бұрын
You know what's really funny? Will Sasso making fun of Steven Seagal's acting on Mad TV is actually better then his actual acting.
@danavixen627411 ай бұрын
YES! Will Sasso was FUNNY ASF! 😂😂😂😂😂
@jefferygracia751010 ай бұрын
Ain't that the truth 😂
@edwardtownsendjr.10 ай бұрын
I watched MADTV just to watch Will Sasso!😂😂😂😂 He is hilarious!!!
@chimchimcharoo569 ай бұрын
kinda sad right? his impressions are better than his actual acting
@jerramaurice78369 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Cuzco0811 ай бұрын
There were clues dropped that he was a twin. When he was talking to the Colombian near the pool, his brother repeated the same line from the shadows. And the chick at the club said his power is because he has "two heads and four eyes"
@bhlakbatosai10 ай бұрын
Yeah...the Double Toasted guys missed that. The classic line was, "he a two place at once."😂
@The_Com-Mentor8 ай бұрын
THANK YOU! I love this channel, but sometimes I have to....🤔
@JamarLewis-mk1knАй бұрын
yea I hate channels that miss stuff right in your face just to make a not funny joke
@Siriuskamikaze11 ай бұрын
There is a minor hint to the Screwface has a twin plot twist. When they make it to Jamaica, John talks to Screwface's ex-girlfriend in the dance club. She says that Screwface has two heads and four eyes. There's the hint. It's not much, but it something, so they didn't pull it out of their asses..
@OmegaBlackHeart11 ай бұрын
There's also the scene where Screwface is having a meeting with Tito. Screwface's brother makes an appearance there to mess with Tito and give Screwface that mystic flair that he's almost supernatural.
@leninfranco932811 ай бұрын
I knew he had a twin when I saw the other twin appearance when they met the Colombian druglord..easy and I was 12 when I saw it.
@mattjacobson361611 ай бұрын
I just found out about double toasted a few weeks ago, and these guys kill me lol. Happy new years to the double toasted team.
@P.E.NumberOne11 ай бұрын
FUN FACT: The girl that plays his niece is "scream queen" Danielle Harris. She was in Halloween, Daylight, The Last Boy scout and Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter is Dead.
@robertroberts52837 ай бұрын
I watched all of those. She was also on Roseanne. I had a crush on her.
@thaistomp3 ай бұрын
@@robertroberts5283every guy did back then haha. She’s a true goddess 💯
@iyanascott3403 ай бұрын
That’s why she looked so familiar
@avace9173 ай бұрын
I knew she looked familiar
@dtrizzy6919 күн бұрын
I always thought she was a really talented actress to be as young as she was.
@highwayman18711 ай бұрын
I'll be honest. Me and my brothers love this movie whenever we need a good laugh. This movie has so much material to point out. It's unreal
@endlessknuckles11 ай бұрын
That’s crazy, same! This was me and my brothers shit too lol “Screwface I don’t kno no Screwface” 😂 iykyk
@XanderPGK11 ай бұрын
To quote Josh Brolin in Deadpool 2: "He even runs like a fucking pervert."
@jerramaurice78366 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AliceBowie2 ай бұрын
I always thought it was a sign of some kind of neurological condition, or he isn't aware of how normal people run. I'm not trying to make fun of people, but I thought Seagal might be autistic or something. People used autism as an insult or joke for the last 10 or 15 years, but we had someone on our cross country team who did the same thing with his arms when he ran. You're supposed to keep your arms kind of loose, you don't want tension, but not like Seagal. You just don't make fists when you run, not let your arms flop all over the place. It's like Seagal never saw anyone else run before, or he has no awareness of how he looks. It's like people who pick their nose in public, or put their hand down their pants on the bus. It's not even comfortable. Maybe Seagal learned to walk way too early or really late, that can affect how people walk and run. Anyway, people made fun of how Seagal ran as far back as 1990.
@AliceBowie2 ай бұрын
@@jerramaurice7836That's a dope hoodie, I'm gonna put Bacdafucup on when I'm in rush hour tonight.
@gallyun111 ай бұрын
When Martin mentions at 27:45 about Jamaican gangs, this is slightly more accurate than you think. Mind you, I grew up in Florida in the 80's & 90's (the most craziest state in the U.S.) But, there was a time where Jamaican gangs were taking over smaller cities and suburbs. (Fla, NY, and parts of the east coast and some west coast areas) I knew guy from my neighborhood who was shot and killed by the "Miami Boys" around the time I joined the service. Also, believe it or not, back in the day, drug dealers usually hung out at schools to hit on girls and sold drugs. (yes during the day...lol) I know these guys have a hard time believing some of the absurd plots from Hollywood, (and true stories) but sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.
@ashtonturner286211 ай бұрын
Marked For Death is my favorite Steven Seagal film next to Under Siege. The reveal during the climax was solid.
@johnwerner6911 ай бұрын
Same!
@blackmcbain314511 ай бұрын
Executive Decision is the absolute best. Spoiler: he dies early in the movie 😂
@ashtonturner286211 ай бұрын
You consider that a Steven Seagal flick? He's in it for 5 minutes as cameo. Executive Decision is a Kurt Russell flick. @@blackmcbain3145
@kenrickkahn11 ай бұрын
@@blackmcbain3145 Surprisedly Kurt Russell and Steven Seagal worked well together in that movie.. One of their best movies..
@kenrickkahn11 ай бұрын
My mother loves this movie and my sister loves this movie because of the sweet sounds of Reggae music.. This movie does have a nice a__ soundtrack...
@AztecUnshaven11 ай бұрын
All jokes aside, this movie was cold AF! Seagal was in his prime, badass action scenes, gritty and brutal, killer soundtrack by Jimmy Cliff, great supporting cast, and a badass villain.
@kevaughnmarshall687410 ай бұрын
His best film
@natedogg197510 ай бұрын
It's his best movie. Watched it a lot of times.
@natedogg197510 ай бұрын
I totally agree!!!!@@kevaughnmarshall6874
@bigbabysld10 ай бұрын
I agree, I saw this in the movies with my EX...The man may be a dick in real life but his early movies were fucking brutal, this is my 3rd favorite Segal movie after the 2 Under Seige movies.
@NewlyAwakened10 ай бұрын
Great movie! Just watched it last week and at least once or twice a year. The best part is that bad azz 1973 mustang Mach 1. I almost cry every time I watch them destroy it.
@patrickcharles698311 ай бұрын
Favorite story about this movie is when "Tom Wright" tricked Steven Seagal into thinking he was actually Jamaican&didn't reveal he's actually from New Jersey till the film wrapped. Priceless 🤣
@SelectiveSocial40111 ай бұрын
I don't think it mattered back then. Any black person could've played a Jamaican.
@patrickcharles698311 ай бұрын
@@SelectiveSocial401 that's kind of the reason Tom Wright pulled the Jamaican con on Seagal. Seagal was rejecting actors because he felt they weren't authentic enough(like he's an authority on the subject), so Tom Wright played a production long joke on Steven Seagal.
@kenrickkahn11 ай бұрын
@@SelectiveSocial401😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 We had a white guy who sounded like he was Jamaican (Snow) back in the day and people accepted so I'm not surprised about that one..😂😂😂😂😂 I do like Snow though..
@brookswilliams523911 ай бұрын
@@kenrickkahnInformer 😅
@demonizer13310 ай бұрын
YES!!! I was gonna make this exact same comment 😂 To anyone who hasn't seen it, you HAVE to look up the clip of the Tom Wright interview where he talks about this. It is hiLARIOUS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@notoriousrod7711 ай бұрын
There were actually two clues in there movie about Screwface being two different people leading up to the reveal...it didnt come out of nowhere at all.
@thickbrownlegs185911 ай бұрын
As a woman from the Caribbean this movie is a classic. I’m here for the laughter. “Everybody want go heaven, Nobody want dead, Afraid. Screwface made this movie a classic!
@Baddab3511 ай бұрын
Thank you I’m from the UK of Jamaican descent. The accents are mostly terrible apart from Screwface! The Lester dead domino scene was hilarious. “who kill him, the white boy Hatcher?” 😂😂😂
@thickbrownlegs185911 ай бұрын
@@Baddab35 yes screwface had the best Jamaican accent, the rest was not even trying. Screwface had the best lines! My hubby quote screwface all the time.
@antfrancis994111 ай бұрын
@Baddab35 from the uk too (jamaican parents) & even as a kid I laughed at this one white guy going through this crew of jafakecans. Sidenote: did you ever listen to jungle music? If you did, you must remember the tune where they sampled bare tings from marked for death.👍
@antfrancis994111 ай бұрын
@@thickbrownlegs1859 Seagal "I wanna know where screwface is?" Fake yardie "screwface, mi nuh know nuh screwface" 😂
@thickbrownlegs185911 ай бұрын
@@antfrancis9941 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that one get’s me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thomasb628311 ай бұрын
They actually did explain he had a twin. Twice.
@Parluxgrounds11 ай бұрын
Corey if you pay attention to the female he kills that casts a spell on him. She describes him as a twin. Two head 4 eyes
@bigface_travels10 ай бұрын
It was the woman in the club who told him
@PureYang011 ай бұрын
It's been some years since I heard Steven explain why he runs that way but from what I remember he said it's a martial art style. I've done various styles of martial arts growing up and none of them ever taught me to run while throwing my arms around like that though lol.
@Heresjohnny122psn10 ай бұрын
Honestly man I didn't even know they teach u how to run in martial arts I never did that in a martial arts class or seen that like at all so I'm confused honestly were he even got that idea from
@rommix010 ай бұрын
@@Heresjohnny122psn I think Steven is just full of s**t and was trying to explain it away. Kinda like how anime fans try to explain away why they may be furries.
@Heresjohnny122psn10 ай бұрын
@@rommix0 that's kind of the problem with anyone who trained or did anything before video pictures or documentation was wildey expected things u will never know if your telling the truth 100% or not cuz the only evidence u can take from is usually very vague old pics or documents that no one can verify being true or not because most of the person who could are passed away at this point so u can basically really only make inferences on the little vague evidence u have on the few story's u heard or snip bits of pictures and small videos and little documentation So it's just something u can't confirm nor something u cant deny its a mystery
@glennmcneil239510 ай бұрын
Predator 2/marked for death double bill
@leekindler750510 ай бұрын
@@Heresjohnny122psn If it comes out of Seagal’s mouth, 9 times out of 10 it’s total horseshit.
@urniebarnes11 ай бұрын
Actually there was a clue earlier from a lady in a club who told him, "Screwface has two heads and 4 eyes, and thats the secret to his magic"
@adonisvictorious36497 ай бұрын
In other words, he has identical twin brother. 😅😂
@tinkerella00711 ай бұрын
I’m not gonna lie. This makes me want to rewatch a few of those Will sasso from mad tv skits where he’s seagal. They were comedy gold.
@Paranormal71811 ай бұрын
My God! Those were legendary! Especially the restaurant sketch.
@danavixen627411 ай бұрын
Comedy platinum for real! The way Will Sasso would run in those skits....😂😂😂😂😂
@Bigedub10110 ай бұрын
@@Paranormal718hell yea those were great
@michaelstrong538311 ай бұрын
Another Steven Seagal roast is exactly what I need for the holidays!
@rmarkley7911 ай бұрын
Totally agree! If this cheers you up, make sure to check out Space Ice, he tears Seagal up, and his love for Van Damme is hilarious too.
@darkservantofheaven11 ай бұрын
Steven Seagal has had plenty of roast around the holidays
@bearerofbadnews137511 ай бұрын
Still waiting for the day they roast Steven Seagals Patriot movie the one with magic tea being a cure for a virus.
@rmarkley7911 ай бұрын
@@bearerofbadnews1375 I totally forgot about that movie, he's a doctor in it, haha. When I hear The Patriot I think of Mel Gibson's movie, so good.
@kenrickkahn11 ай бұрын
Zig!! 😂😂😂@@darkservantofheaven
@AheadOfTheCurve9411 ай бұрын
Another bad movie review? Let’s go!!! 🔥🔥
@whoizmdot11 ай бұрын
A Steven Seagal one at that
@AheadOfTheCurve9411 ай бұрын
@@whoizmdot that automatically takes this to the next level! 🤣
@Nightwing-ce1tx11 ай бұрын
This movie is Oscar worthy compared to the recent movies Seagal had made
@davidjames57911 ай бұрын
They're not even movies, just a collage of images that are supposed to suggest a movie is happening.
@nightking013011 ай бұрын
At least these films are funny bad those new films are unwatchable
@michaelstrong538311 ай бұрын
Seagal being in direct-to-video films seems appropriate. They look like some movies you'd find in a bargain bin.
@nightking013011 ай бұрын
@BizznessBox lol out for a kill I’ve seen that it’s literally embarrassing
@nightking013011 ай бұрын
@@michaelstrong5383 no they look like you find them in the Redbox or the trash
@shaunwatson635411 ай бұрын
In the movie Screwface is described as having "two head and four eyes"--does that NOT count as a clue?
@jonathankozenko11 ай бұрын
Space Ice's video on this movie was great, so it's nice to see Double Toasted also give their thoughts on this!
@samuelstokes662411 ай бұрын
Space Ice is awesome
@erikbyrge202411 ай бұрын
1:50 Bad Movie! 3:14 Town of Crack addicts! 4:15 Get the Heck out of my way! 5:13 Run like Girl! 6:40 Tag your it! 7:55 Slap Happy Jackwagon! 10:55 best acting here 12:21 Cut hand off! 13:42 Stupid Idoit! 14:30 Bragging Segal! 16:37 I need you! Man! 19:37 Goofy Chump! 26:35 Keith David Watching you! 27:54 Marked Martin for Laughs! 28:39 No more Dancing Die die! 29:16 Light him up! 31:10 Billy Brooks marked for Laughs! 31:40 😂😂😂 34:09 Terrible acting 35:50 just drop me Lady! 36:33 She's fine Everybody!🙄 37:43 Jamaican crazy! 38:05 the Beat Slap! 39:34 Screw your Face!😆 40:45 of course Steven Seagal would wear that! 42:27 lost his accent! 44:47 You should have throw at me! Dum Idoit! 46:32 you got do better than that! 47:57 Your were saying Bonzo! 49:45 He doesn't know Better! 51:25 Action Time! 53:14 Punch for Everybody! 53:34 off with your Head! 55:30 Twin Brother Lame Twist 56:36 Backbreaker! 58:03 No not Steven Seagal singing!!
@WilliamsPinch11 ай бұрын
HILARIOUS LOL
@krisj82711 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@mladenkulic44611 ай бұрын
The roast finally came out for holidays. And nothing says happy holidays like a classic 90s Seagal movie. Above The Law, Hard to Kill, Marked for Death, Out for Justice, and Under Seige are the best Seagal movies.
@Bigedub10110 ай бұрын
Exactly these were the better of Seagal movie by far
@LCBanga11 ай бұрын
There is one clue about the twist. An informant says “Screwface has 2 heads and 4 eyes and that’s the secret of his power.” That was the one clue about the twin brother reveal.
@CAdams9311 ай бұрын
Steven Seagal best films: 1. Marked For Death 2. Under Siege 3. Hard to Kill
@manticorephoenix11 ай бұрын
1. Under Siege
@Bozek1011 ай бұрын
This is actually one of his better movies. Compared to the crap he's doing now.
@Bigedub10110 ай бұрын
Facts
@thereviewartistrrp549310 ай бұрын
It's probably in his top 5
@benjaminloudly11 ай бұрын
Use to always laugh at how the title for this and "Hard to Kill" could easily be switched due to the subject matter. Me and my cousins loved both but always confused the two when trying to reminisce about them.
@darkservantofheaven11 ай бұрын
I always felt the titles could be sequential First he was marked for death But he proved to be hard to kill Now, he's Out for Justice But he must go Above The Law
@kenrickkahn11 ай бұрын
@@darkservantofheaven You know what? If Seagal stay the same name and made these into a series it would have been a good series..
@rodgerelledge415111 ай бұрын
Surprised no one mentioned Predator 2. Hollywood was Jamaican heavy in the 90's. Btw, Screwface twin was hinted during his conversation with the columbian drug lord with the bad accent and when Steven Seagal spoke to Screwface ex girlfriend
@angusmerriweather158911 ай бұрын
It really was. Marked for Death, Predator 2, Cool Runnings, Belly, Only the Strong, the theme song to Cops😂
@rommix010 ай бұрын
@@angusmerriweather1589 Yeah, and a lot of white-washed reggae inspired music. Informer by Snow being one of them.
@RiggsBF6 ай бұрын
Steven Seagal almost played main role in Predator 2 instead of Danny Glover.
@kicknowledgesmith860811 ай бұрын
The only fighting Steven is doing these days is over the last donut. lol
@GKJusticar5511 ай бұрын
I don’t know why, but my grandmother used to stay up late at night playing cards by herself and all she’d watch were these C-tier dumbass action movies. She especially enjoyed this one because they shot guns and cursed a lot. Boy was that weird.
@Heresjohnny122psn10 ай бұрын
Yeah they just run by the mill run by numbers action movies it's not bad it's not good most the time its just there u get some laughs and some decent mildly cool moments once and a while nothing special to get u excited and talking after it and there's alot of c tier action movies and I believe they still make good amount of them today especially with people trying to copy the big successful S tier ones
@NewlyAwakened10 ай бұрын
She sounds amazing. I bet she is deep and the stories should could tell.
@calvinclyke11 ай бұрын
Grew up watching this terrible movie and laughing at it. Martin and Korey say there wasn’t a hint. However, there is a scene where Screwface’s brother walks in the shadows saying “I and eye be waiting.” So when the reveal came that he had a twin brother I remembered that scene. Now knowing he has a flare for the theatrics, I took that as it wasn’t voodoo but a misdirection to make it seem he could teleport. Most people don’t rewatch this movie so it’s a blink and you miss it moment. Still love this movie because it was a guilty pleasure how hilariously bad it is.
@GregPopabich11 ай бұрын
Also, the girl in the club in Jamaica said "Screwface has two head and four eye and that is the secret of his power."
@AttitudeOfAries11 ай бұрын
"everyone want heaven nobody wanna die" aww man we used to quote that shit after seeing this movie 😂😂😂😂
@Drayton4267711 ай бұрын
The Jamaican with the letterman jacket, is Michael Ralph, the brother of Sheryl Lee Ralph from ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
@SelectiveSocial40111 ай бұрын
I used to watch this with my father when I was a kid. I was watching R rated movies at the age of 6 and 7.
@brookswilliams523911 ай бұрын
Because we grew up in the 90s lol
@WilliamsPinch11 ай бұрын
I love the way the jet black 16inch ponytail swings in the action scenes 💅🏽
@maximusprime345910 ай бұрын
The twin brother bit wasnt "tacked on". They hint at it very early in the movie during one of Screwface's earliest appearences.
@andrecruz938011 ай бұрын
Oh man, i used to love this movie when i was a young kid 😂😂😂😂
@viewmaster61711 ай бұрын
Hell yeah I remember going to school the next day and me and my friends would talk about it at the lunch table
@joeodonnell92111 ай бұрын
As you should lol
@andrecruz938011 ай бұрын
@@viewmaster617 oh those were the days, when anything would blow our minds, even a crappy movie...
@previouslyunnamed599211 ай бұрын
fun fact, all the Jamaican's ADR was performed by Chet Hanks. Tom pulled some strings and got him a summer internship on the film.
@BaddiesBroadcastАй бұрын
*I DIDN'T KNOW BUT NOW THAT I DO I'M REALLY ANNOYED AND OFFENDED AS A BLK PERSON BCUZ HE JUST BLATANTLY DISRESPECTS BLK PPL 😒*
@JustRicky11 ай бұрын
Marked For Death is finally back! Seagal did his best to keep this roast from hitting these KZbin streets lol
@Maxrepfitgm11 ай бұрын
This man has some KZbin channels made off of roasting him! His downfall and loss of respect is legendary
@OmegaBlackHeart11 ай бұрын
Guys, awesome roast and still love what you all do but there's a few mistakes that I just gotta point out. The twin reveal as a few others have said is no ass pull. 2 scenes in the movie hint the twist at the climax: 1- Early in the movie in Chicago when Tito meets Screwface by a pool. Screwface gives a cryptic warning and the twin speaks and moves behind a pillar throwing Tito off guard like he saw a ghost. 2- When Hatcher, Charles, and Max go to Jamaica and Hatcher meets the girl in the club who does business with Screwface she says to him: "Screwface has 2 heads and 4 eyes and that is the secret to his magic." 3. The older lady we see at the little get together I'm pretty sure IS Hatcher and Melissa's mom. The scene doesn't say it, but later in the movie when Hatcher calls his sister before she's attacked she says in the scene "Mom's there (at the hospital) with Tracey (the girl shot during the drive-by)." Not trying to burst anyone's bubble so don't @ me, movie's still messy and roast worthy (though I still enjoy it), but some of these details aren't too, too hard to miss.
@LeviAckerman-cb5ji11 ай бұрын
55:50 There were a gem clues the led to Screw face being twin brothers. 1: The ghostly appearance of another Screw face when he was meeting with the Spanish crime boss. 2: The reason the sancteria death curse did not work on him. 3: The Jamaican dancer saying Screw face has four arms and two heads, and that is the secret to his power. Although I don't know why she didn't just say he is a twin.
@adamclifton2911 ай бұрын
Horror fans know who the niece is in this movie - Danielle Harris in one of her first roles. Also... no clues dropped as to Screwface twist? It was established earlier in the movie that he has two heads and four eyes. There was also an earlier scene where Screwface was talking to his crew and somehow he appeared in another part of the room with no explanation. His people believed in the black magic so they didn't think much of it. If Korey wasn't too busy slagging off the movie and actually pay attention to it, he'd have noticed these things.
@chination179611 ай бұрын
Marked For Death is still a throw back classic
@thaistomp7 ай бұрын
Fax 💯😎
@davidrose64711 ай бұрын
Their was a CLUE! THE GIRL ON THE ISLAND TOLD SEGAL THAT "SCREWFACE HAD FOUR EYES" THE LINE THAT SHE SAID. PAY ATTENTION.
@nehemiahpouncey360711 ай бұрын
Mad tv poked fun at him dozens of Times.😂
@CuriousByChoice138911 ай бұрын
I think a hint was dropped in the movie that Screwface had a twin, but went over all of the viewers head, even Steven Seagal. When John Hatcher meets the girl at the club in Jamaica, who was previously known to be Screwface girlfriend. She says "Screwface thinks with 2 Head and 4 eyes, and that's the trick to his magic". She might have been the only one who knew he had a twin brother. She probably even slept with both of them. Even his henchmen did not know this little secret of Screwface, which they thought was magic.
@adamroche140911 ай бұрын
Now this was peak seagal marked for death is awesome but out for justice is my favorite Steven Seagal film it's absolutely insanely violent and hilarious
@shadowwarrior721811 ай бұрын
His Best
@93deadpool11 ай бұрын
This just goes to show you that Korey really never truly pays attention to the films that he watches, because they hinted at Screwface being a twin at least twice earlier on in the film before the reveal. The first one was when Screwface had the meeting with the Colombian drug lord, and when Hatcher had the conversation with the dancer at the club.
@jessewright432911 ай бұрын
There are actually at least two instances in the movie (neither scene shown here)were the fact that there were twins. The movie is still silly but the twin thing doesn't completely come out of nowhere.
@OmegaBlackHeart11 ай бұрын
👏🏼 this. I love Double Toasted, but definitely add this to noticeable mistakes.
@paulhardister627411 ай бұрын
I love these! I wish there was a separate channel dedicated to bad movie reviews called Double Roasted!
@Botsy-Collins11 ай бұрын
Great idea 'Double Roasted'
@andreford597911 ай бұрын
There was one clue about the twin brother in the scene introducing Screwface. The "Eyes and I see everything" speech
@bobfitzpatrick89529 ай бұрын
At 47.04 in is the scene where you can clearly see tall palm trees; this was supposed to be up in Chicagoland.😀
@APriestMain11 ай бұрын
This is definitely a "so bad its good" movie
@AndreNitroX10 ай бұрын
15:00 the bragging in the confession box cracked me up!
@jamesbritton63511 ай бұрын
These bad movie reviews are always so good!
@PerfectTroy111 ай бұрын
There was a clue given about the twin brother twist. The girl that partied with Screwface said it.
@CMOOREDESIGN11 ай бұрын
You can tell that none of them have advanced martial arts training or skills. He runs like someone who has been in martial arts for a long time. It changes how you run
@avace91711 ай бұрын
The Jamaican woman Seagal met with said "he has 4 eyes and 2 heads and that's his secret"
@brI88Octo2511 ай бұрын
A Steven Seagal movie roast always brightens up my day.
@LiamDalley-jd1kc11 ай бұрын
This is one of Steven Seagal’s least awful of his bad movies. Fun Fact this is kinda a Halloween 4 reunion, this is directed by Dwight H Little who also did Halloween 4 (and a couple of other movies and episodes of TV shows) and it also has Danielle Harris who played Jamie in Halloween 4
@Kylopod10 ай бұрын
Serious Q: What's an example of a non-bad movie he's done? Exec Decision doesn't count.
@LiamDalley-jd1kc10 ай бұрын
Under Siege is easily his best movie, it’s a legit solid action movie
@robertdavis691711 ай бұрын
Hell yeah !! 😎 🙌 " Mark for Death " 🙌 is one my favorite childhood movies, got dam'n classic 💪💪💪💪😂
@robertdavis691711 ай бұрын
@lenindominguez1986 my friend i was never a fan of the live action street fighter 🎬 , but watch 🙌 " Lion Heart ", " Cyborg ", " Blood Sport ", and of course " Double impact " ! 🙌, " Lion Heart ", was the live action 🎬 movie " Street Fighter ", should have been
@melbrown229511 ай бұрын
Korey is wrong in his assertion that there were no clues dropped prior to the reveal of Screwface having a twin. Earlier in the film, they catch up with a former lover of his (Screwface’s), and in questioning her, she states: “…Screwface have two head and four eyes, and that is the secret to his magic!…” She straight up TELLS THE AUDIENCE right there! If Korey stopped lookin’ for jokes long enough to pay attention he’d have gotten it too, lmao! 😜
@kris.g_art11 ай бұрын
Now we know where Jack Sparrow got his run from.
@alcottdevalte744011 ай бұрын
Seagal has become a global treasure, good man. Gotta appreciate all the entertainment throughout the years. Thought this movie was fascinating and entertaining.
@JinxSanity11 ай бұрын
Huh, I wouldn't call him a global treasure but more of a Global Trainwreck seeing how much he faked his way to stardom and has made a utter circus of himself especially with becoming a fanboy of Putin.
@songoten7600I11 ай бұрын
NOW WHO YOU BULLSHITIN?😂😅
@Planag710 ай бұрын
How much is he paying you for that like seriously unless you're a Russian... He's a faker a molester and possible rapist
@Yiiino11 ай бұрын
I want that tiger jacket. One of my fave Segal movies
@bfnfamily3 ай бұрын
34:04 I never noticed how funny this scene is until now. 😂😂
@vinnynonose293011 ай бұрын
The fact Martin was so baffled when Korey duped him into thinking he was doing a better help ad 😂
@stephennootens91611 ай бұрын
I remember seeing this back when I was a kid. My step dad was a fan Seagal and when his new movie got on VHS we would rent it for a family movie night.
@kenrickkahn11 ай бұрын
My mother was a big fan of Seagal and she would do the same too.. Damn.. Never thought Seagal would bring families together 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Thewingkongexchange11 ай бұрын
Taking his work as a whole, this is among the better Seagal films!
@De_Si_Re11 ай бұрын
After streaming space ice and other channels that likes to roast seagal, You can't know how much i've been hoping for this channel to make a bad review on either marked for death or on deadly ground. And immediately this dropped i jumped up with joy and amazement. Double toasted has been my life saver since i discovered them this year. Thanks for this review.
@KrazyC200811 ай бұрын
To my understanding, the art form that he studies,Which is aikido, is not the brute force that is displayed in his movies. The fighting may be fake, but the injuries that these co-actors do get are indeed real. That's why I will never look at another Steven Seagal movie ever again.
@muchlovegambine94911 ай бұрын
A Steven seagal movie. Strap in. It’s bout to be a bumpy ride
@rmorrisjrusa11 ай бұрын
There was one scene earlier in the film with a dancer (who used to party with Screwface) who says "...the secret of Scewface's magic is that he has two heads and four eyes..."
@Devilsblood11 ай бұрын
I'm still wondering what was the appeal of Seagal to begin with? Van Damme had looks and agility, Arnold had Charisma, Stallone had range, Norris had skills and Chan had a personality. Steven Seagal is a balding man with a dad bod that stands in one place during fight scenes.
@keldorthebluemack11 ай бұрын
@KillRhythmYeah Out For Justice was his last box office hit and after that everything he had was terrible except Glimmer Man and Exit Wounds but they still weren't huge like his early movies
@zarbon70011 ай бұрын
Seagal was hardcore, brutal violence.
@AztecUnshaven11 ай бұрын
Seagal was a massive star back then. His fight scenes were WAY more brutal than any of the other stars, he became an overnight success because of that. He was a high level master in Japan before he ever got into movies, that was part of his "intrigue", when he first burst onto the scene.
@digitaljanus11 ай бұрын
@@keldorthebluemack No, Seagal and Van Damme were the guys who kept their mainstream career running well into the 90s while Arnold and Stallone were floundering (still popular internationally though) and Norris went to TV. Under Siege was a big hit, and then his other 90s films weren't as well received but he was still making theatrical releases instead of direct to video, and he was still big enough to be the bait and switch protagonist of Executive Decision, but around that time he really gets a massive ego and the wheels fall off.
@ikembaojore387710 ай бұрын
The shower posse was a problem up and down the east coast. They were in the inner cities too.
@adammark219611 ай бұрын
Somebody probably said this already, but you guys didn't cover the funniest scene! When they're fighting the Jamaicans in the department store, Steven kicks everyone's ass, and Keith David is nowhere to be found. Only after everyone's all beat up, Keith comes running in and smacks some dude who's already doubled over with the butt of his rifle like he's doin' something to help.
@Paranormal71811 ай бұрын
I've been waiting for this since it was announced via Facebook. This is a gift for the diehard DT fanatics.
@bruceleeds798811 ай бұрын
I used to think ALL those 90's cop movies he was portraying the same cop, Nico Toscani. I didn't know it was not a franchise
@JvoDre11 ай бұрын
Seriously yall need to do a entire series of Steven Big belly Segeal movies
@markbrunache64811 ай бұрын
The actual name of the Jamaican gang is called the shower posse.
@thechefsteffon917311 ай бұрын
5:42 awful running 8:30 lol 😆 11:29 best acting 👀 14:15 useless 15:04 so bragging.. 😭 17:12 need you man! 27:10 Keith David is mad 28:30 Martin laugh 😂 31:42 lmao 32:33 what language is that!? 34:43 awful acting 💀 38:17 flying Jamaican 😂 39:07 angry slap! 40:05 all in his face eww 😭 43:00 what happened to the accent? 53:48 painful 54:07 wow fight is over?.. 56:07 he has a twin brother? 😆 57:10 clearly a dummy 😂 58:38 oh no singing by Steven 💀😆 One of Segal's few watchable movies before his belly grew larger than his oversized ego.
@emotionalglooms11 ай бұрын
billy always comes clutch with a "ima getchu b****"
@ulomaogbonna367411 ай бұрын
Marked for Death was my favorite Steven Segal movie...when I was 8 years old🤣. My older sister rented it from Erol's and my 8 year old self thought it was gritty and hard hitting🥴!
@kenrickkahn11 ай бұрын
I saw the director cut of this movie and it's way better than the theater release... Marked For Death is one of my favorite gulity pleasures to watch.. The Reggae music is top notch in this movie.. Screw Face is one of my favorite villains, I just wish they gave him more to work with in this film.. Billy would be good at Cinama Sins... He's on point here with every word that's coming out of his mouth.. Martin does the research which is an added plus.. Thank you Martin.. I like that...It gives the viewers more insight about the production of the movie.. Korey is hilarious as hell in this movie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Never hold back Korey..
@champd12z11 ай бұрын
In the movie, the light skinned chick who was Screw-Face's ex-girl said that he had 2 heads and 4 eyes and that was the secret to his magic!!!!! You missed that one Double-Toasted!! 🤣🤣🤣 there was the one part where he was in 2 different places in the same scene. Too me, this was one of the pluses for the movie!
@sissokoshwazz672511 ай бұрын
Oh thank you, I have been wishing for this review for a long time
@daronnb11 ай бұрын
Yea they did the girl at the bar said he had 2 heads an 4 eyes
@comixproviderftw_0211 ай бұрын
And this is why recent Steven Segal movies from the last decade just has him sitting around 90% of the time.
@MellowMutant11 ай бұрын
I was cracking up the whole time watching this review 😂, awesome.
@shaunrene111 ай бұрын
I have a Jamaican mom and watched this when it came out at age 10 and it scared the shit out me cause i can relate to how aggressive and over the top Jamaicans can be when trying to make a simple point lol. Check out the Spears & Steinberg podcast, its raw and uncut cocaine jokes!
@ShutterSpeedGaming10 ай бұрын
42:13 😂 Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die! 😂
@avace91711 ай бұрын
Him running like a girl has been a thing since Above The Law and that was 3 movies before this
@kiasersouzayxoxo10 ай бұрын
That movie was out cold y’all just hating 😂
@draminusprime416311 ай бұрын
This is A Hood CLASSIC 😂 I STAND ON IT
@HufflinPuffs11 ай бұрын
I’m glad im not the only one making up words for the Liberty Mutual commercial
@RaDicAL80810 ай бұрын
I had the soundtrack to this cuz that Jimmy Cliff song hit hard. lol
@adampellett491711 ай бұрын
Die Hard has better writing than that flick in which Steven Seagal acting throughout the film to make it cringe worthy. Guessing this is part of the end of this year thing. Great vid, guys.