Steven Seagal has lost his mind. He barely moves in this | So Bad It's Good #58 - Sniper Special Ops

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Jason Brant

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Күн бұрын

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Thanks to Stone Brewing for supplying the delicious Xocoveza Tres Leches to help us get through this movie.
Because of a copyright claim on a previous version of this video, I had to chop out, and/or shorten, a lot of the clips from the movie. My apologies. Someone really doesn't want us showing much of this debacle.
Apparently, Steven Seagal wanted to see if he could make a movie while sitting through the entire thing. He succeeded. Unfortunately for us, that made for one boring movie. This dude doesn't even care about these flicks, anymore. Plus, everyone in this is way too old for their roles.
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@everforward5561
@everforward5561 3 жыл бұрын
A true Gravy Seal.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@OLIV3R_YT
@OLIV3R_YT 2 жыл бұрын
😅
@raymondboop4069
@raymondboop4069 2 жыл бұрын
I just gave this its 31st like, and this comment deserves all the likes
@eggsbenedict2251
@eggsbenedict2251 2 жыл бұрын
😆🤣😂
@horumgrombo6519
@horumgrombo6519 2 жыл бұрын
I have covid and this made me laugh so much I coughed up loads of phlegm. That phlegm is on your hands.
@nissandriver217
@nissandriver217 Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal is the only actor to hire a stunt double to walk up a flight of stairs.
@JoseMartinez-jb9hz
@JoseMartinez-jb9hz Жыл бұрын
It's sad how lazy he's become to live a martial arts life and be so out of shape he's the only action star I know who doesn't workout chuck Norris is 80 still working out and stalon Arnold smh
@christianthornbury6192
@christianthornbury6192 Жыл бұрын
@@JoseMartinez-jb9hzbut Seagal could kill them both at the same time if he wanted so why does it matter? The power of imagination 🙌
@bluedistortions
@bluedistortions Жыл бұрын
Biden is taking notes on that one
@babbadzz
@babbadzz Жыл бұрын
​​​@@christianthornbury6192or sits on them
@roberto2568
@roberto2568 Жыл бұрын
well he is getting paid ! :)
@litneyloxan
@litneyloxan 2 жыл бұрын
steven seagal is the kind of person who wakes his family up to tell them he is going to sleep
@PedroLiftss
@PedroLiftss 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo this is hilarious. Stfu Miley!
@litneyloxan
@litneyloxan Жыл бұрын
@@PedroLiftss Always has to be that one person that needs so much validation they make random weird named trolling accounts to achieve it
@litneyloxan
@litneyloxan Жыл бұрын
@@PedroLiftss it’s only comments on this channel are arguments to you also if you look, im tellin ya, that sweet internet troll nectar calls their name daily
@Lot_2023
@Lot_2023 Жыл бұрын
😂
@nonow1353
@nonow1353 Жыл бұрын
He might have to walk up stairs for that, so unlikely. He would have a double do it.
@guyinthechat9533
@guyinthechat9533 Жыл бұрын
Seagal is the only person I’ve ever seen hold a rifle like it’s a bazooka
@zyourzgrandzmaz
@zyourzgrandzmaz 2 ай бұрын
You've clearly never been to the middle east
@JesusGonzalez-ft7ec
@JesusGonzalez-ft7ec Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@RandyFlip-wq7fu
@RandyFlip-wq7fu Ай бұрын
It's hollywood tactical. Do it like no one does
@michaelpearson7625
@michaelpearson7625 13 күн бұрын
It made my whole spin cringe I saw him holding that firearm that way and felt my grandfather jerk my rifle away and slap the shit out of me lol 😂
@MeTaLISaWeSoMe95
@MeTaLISaWeSoMe95 11 күн бұрын
​@@RandyFlip-wq7fu dude Hollywood has been pretty accurate recently. It's come a long way since the days of everyone firing from the hip.
@wingoreviewsboxingandmma3667
@wingoreviewsboxingandmma3667 2 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal is the leader of Meal Team 6. I watched him take out a McDonald's, a Pizza Hut and a Wing Stop, all in a period of 2 hours
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@matta2738
@matta2738 2 жыл бұрын
He did it on the orders of Colonel Sanders
@eio1971
@eio1971 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂😂
@jayviktor6130
@jayviktor6130 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@paradox5391
@paradox5391 2 жыл бұрын
Meal Team 6 of the Gravy Seals
@Bleyst666
@Bleyst666 Жыл бұрын
I think it is an amazing archivement, to be "action star" for like 40 years and not learn anything about firearm manuals at all. Fucking genius.
@salaciousBastard
@salaciousBastard Жыл бұрын
He was Alec Baldwin's firearms instructor.
@theyoungmessiah420
@theyoungmessiah420 Жыл бұрын
@@salaciousBastard Andddddddddddd..........................................?
@salaciousBastard
@salaciousBastard Жыл бұрын
@@theyoungmessiah420 😩 Do you really not get it?
@TSTD_Punisher
@TSTD_Punisher Жыл бұрын
​@salaciousBastard I mean, Baldwin actually hit what he was aiming at so....
@allengreene9954
@allengreene9954 4 ай бұрын
@@salaciousBastard. Alec Baldwin would be more believable than Steve in many of these Movies😂😂😂😂😂 Even if He shot Someone by Accident 😞😒😒😒😒😒
@srclevenger
@srclevenger Жыл бұрын
He doesn't know how to hold a rifle while wearing a vest and no one bothered to tell him it looks ridiculous. I love it.
@oimeuchapa6995
@oimeuchapa6995 Жыл бұрын
I think someone did, but he ignored it... And fired them
@foxboiunknown320
@foxboiunknown320 Жыл бұрын
They know what they were doing
@keithkaosHarv
@keithkaosHarv Жыл бұрын
He wouldn’t have listened
@kristiansomogyi744
@kristiansomogyi744 Жыл бұрын
@@oimeuchapa6995 probably beat them up too
@oimeuchapa6995
@oimeuchapa6995 Жыл бұрын
@@kristiansomogyi744 I don't think so... I mean, you could just run 50ft away from hum
@chrisidoo
@chrisidoo Жыл бұрын
From the trivia page of this movie on IMDB: "Steven Seagal had two crew members to help him during the most physical scenes, like walking or getting up of a chair. Another member of the cast carried an oxygen balloon for Seagal, for him to use after scenes in which he had to do some effort like, you know, interacting with his colleagues. Shooting had to be stopped many times whenever Seagal demanded food. Director Olen Ray said that one time, when he talked to Seagal and he didn't answered, he thought Seagal had died, because he wasn't moving and his dark sunglasses blocked his eyes. He had vomited the food and was laying still over the table, and had to be reanimated."
@bobaganoosh88
@bobaganoosh88 10 ай бұрын
You must have gotten the 2 disc DVD set with the special features lol
@Catman_CM
@Catman_CM 10 ай бұрын
​@@bobaganoosh88 What?
@Damen178
@Damen178 7 ай бұрын
If that's accurate, it sounds like he's developed a serious eating disorder. I'd hope he would get help for it, but from what I hear he got so big from eating his own ego.
@humanbeing2420
@humanbeing2420 7 ай бұрын
This is actually true.
@humanbeing2420
@humanbeing2420 7 ай бұрын
IMDB trivia page: "Some of the dialogue was improvised and based on reaction the actors had at the moment. One example is when actress Charlene Amoia, who plays whats-her-name, asks Steven Seagal if he was as good as they said he was, "they" meaning the food caterers who worked on the set and had to work around the clock to provide food for Seagal. Director Olen Ray, who had the cameras on, liked the line and added it to his picture, saying "Steven, God bless his enlarged heart, answered 'every once in a while', taking it kindly, and worked well in the picture"."
@rikiey
@rikiey Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal has been; -Gravy Seals : Meal Team 6 operator -Federal Burger Investigation officer -ex US Green Buffet -Kentucky Fighter Chicken trainer -Creamy Ice Agency special agent -United States McDonald Corps veteran
@Cleatus546
@Cleatus546 Жыл бұрын
Damn, he's even greater than I thought he was.
@Dan-di9jd
@Dan-di9jd Жыл бұрын
He’s been doing a combined 1000 years worth of training.
@AdamOBrien29
@AdamOBrien29 Жыл бұрын
Snack ops
@MikeBarbarossa
@MikeBarbarossa Жыл бұрын
" Do you eat as much as they say you do?" "Every once in a while"
@RWildekrav66
@RWildekrav66 Жыл бұрын
Now this is hilarious ! All of them .
@DonVigaDeFierro
@DonVigaDeFierro Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal is the only movie star to write fanfiction of himself.
@Mind-BlownMoments
@Mind-BlownMoments Жыл бұрын
hello
@ramonguillem7093
@ramonguillem7093 Жыл бұрын
Star?
@nunosantos00
@nunosantos00 Жыл бұрын
As long as he feels like the best special force and specialist in all he wants he is ok.
@Lofirainbows
@Lofirainbows Жыл бұрын
What a perfect description
@Dead8Head
@Dead8Head Жыл бұрын
No, that goes Richard Marcinko, my dude actually wrote fanfics about himself in the field. There's even a featured a game about him, called Rogue Warrior published by Bethesda. Funfact, it is notorious for dropping the most slurs and f-bombs, even the ending ost was a slur fest
@NoxAtlas
@NoxAtlas Жыл бұрын
"Steven Seagal is the most authentic, hardworking, and charismatic actor in the world whose name instills fear and respect in the hearts of the toughest men in the world." - Steven Seagal
@johnromero7492
@johnromero7492 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@marksudayon8300
@marksudayon8300 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@qwertyqwertysson9736
@qwertyqwertysson9736 Жыл бұрын
Hi steve😂
@rwalex01
@rwalex01 Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal likes this comment
@HowToChangeName
@HowToChangeName Жыл бұрын
Sounds like what Space Ice used for his opening when reviewing Seagal movie
@MrFunreal
@MrFunreal 11 ай бұрын
I can't get over steven holding the rifle like a RPG. He practically puts the stock onto his shoulder
@uriahuriah3792
@uriahuriah3792 4 ай бұрын
😂🤣🤣🤣
@thetest8777
@thetest8777 4 күн бұрын
Good 😂
@cheeseburger12
@cheeseburger12 3 жыл бұрын
Well, a sniper can sit motionless for days. - he's been training for this!
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 Decades of training.
@X.Y.Z.07
@X.Y.Z.07 2 жыл бұрын
But he forgot snipers often need to travels quite some distance before reaching the said sniping spot....
@moojuice369
@moojuice369 2 жыл бұрын
Uh you mean s#it right?
@jerryvandevort2366
@jerryvandevort2366 2 жыл бұрын
I was army reserve 93 01. In 98 or 99 a few of our guys were on a Seagal movie set in uniform just for background actors for one day. They said Seagal was an absolute full blown jerk. Lol that's my 2 cents hope yall enjoyed.
@johnhammond9962
@johnhammond9962 2 жыл бұрын
nice
@CasualKaiju
@CasualKaiju 2 жыл бұрын
I cannot stress how painful it is to see this man hold a gun. It's literal PAIN.
@lnsflare1
@lnsflare1 2 жыл бұрын
What, you mean you're *not* supposed to daintily pick it up by the bottom of the stocks and try not to touch it to any other point of your body while firing it?
@JDascrambler
@JDascrambler 2 жыл бұрын
Smh wuss. You think you know pain? These guys made it through multiple Seagal films. You’re complaining about a bullet to the shoulder to men that have survived point blank frags.
@CasualKaiju
@CasualKaiju 2 жыл бұрын
@@JDascrambler LMAO damn, you right.
@lightingthief4482
@lightingthief4482 2 жыл бұрын
If any of my superiors see me pick up a gun like that, I will never hear the end of it
@flightofthebumblebee9529
@flightofthebumblebee9529 2 жыл бұрын
It's almost like he doesn't want to look weak by using his shoulder to help aim. Lmfao
@ExUSSailor
@ExUSSailor 3 жыл бұрын
I feel SO sorry for Dale Dye. He's a decorated Marine Corps veteran. He served for 20 years, and, then went on to be a technical advisor on some of the best war movies ever made. He played Col. Sink in "Band of Brothers", for christ's sake, now, he's reduced to this drek.
@ExUSSailor
@ExUSSailor 3 жыл бұрын
He was in "Platoon", "Born On The Fourth Of July", "Casualties of War", among A LOT of others. He's even been in Seagal movies before, appearing in, "Under Siege", and, "Under Siege 2".
@chilldragon4752
@chilldragon4752 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he took pity on Seagal and was like "screw it.. I'm bored anyway let's get this thing over with so Steven will stop calling me"
@LuisPintoTheFirst
@LuisPintoTheFirst 3 жыл бұрын
Earning a coin
@theengine75
@theengine75 3 жыл бұрын
Yea he’s a legend. He deserves better than this crap.
@das81
@das81 3 жыл бұрын
He was also in the first Mission Impossible movie and in The first Medal Of Honour for the psx. He was in Sins of War too.
@SkoomaFish
@SkoomaFish Жыл бұрын
the electronic ear-protection they are wearing in the beginning are actually super awesome, they block out any noise over a adjustable decibel range (like gunshots/explosions) while making it actually easier to hear voices and from further away (also adjustable) for usually under $100. -former range officer
@luchiani1171
@luchiani1171 Ай бұрын
What are they called?
@lukebailey3662
@lukebailey3662 10 күн бұрын
​​@@luchiani1171 peltor
@F-14DSuperTomcat
@F-14DSuperTomcat 8 күн бұрын
​@@luchiani1171 They appear to be MSA Sordins
@rawbebaba
@rawbebaba 2 жыл бұрын
Steven has been in every single direct to dvd movie since 2010, and still hasn't taken more than 4-5 steps on film. Legend.
@marine00001
@marine00001 2 жыл бұрын
Direct To Trashcan movies.
@ostrich67
@ostrich67 2 жыл бұрын
He owns the production company.
@thomashassall96
@thomashassall96 2 жыл бұрын
@@ostrich67 All a money laundering scheme for Russians clearly. He's so bad in every way man it's hard to believe 😂
@michaelslaughter6557
@michaelslaughter6557 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he in Austin Powers as Fat Bastard?
@rawbebaba
@rawbebaba 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelslaughter6557 no you can tell that wasn't him because he was walking and not just sitting down the whole time.
@Skipjack7814
@Skipjack7814 2 жыл бұрын
"Kukido" is the martial art that enables you to avoid getting struck by an assailant, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough.
@byronshepherd8415
@byronshepherd8415 2 жыл бұрын
you win
@alexanderk7776
@alexanderk7776 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂omg
@mahalalel7771
@mahalalel7771 2 жыл бұрын
People must read the comments....best yet!
@JJSOFLO
@JJSOFLO 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao nice one
@novemberalpha6023
@novemberalpha6023 2 жыл бұрын
Ration for Meal Team 6
@revan7383
@revan7383 3 жыл бұрын
I love how his stunt double looks 80 pounds lighter than him lmao
@russellhamner4898
@russellhamner4898 3 жыл бұрын
I just love the fact that they had to use a stunt double to walk up stairs. Like, Stevie Seagull's laziness and risk of heart attack at even the slightest physical exertion made this a good call on the part of the producers. In fact, SteSeag probably insisted on it, but sold it not as "I'm too lazy to walk up stairs" but rather that he has some mysterious, unmentioned before that point heart condition that only badasses suffer from that could kill him if his heart rate goes up. What a joke that guy is! A living meme.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect casting for the double. I wasn't able to identify the double at all. Totally fooled me. Yup.
@revan7383
@revan7383 3 жыл бұрын
@@JasonBrant I mean we all know they casted a guy Seagal's size but he insisted that they get someone smaller
@BamaChad-W4CHD
@BamaChad-W4CHD 3 жыл бұрын
But where was his guts stunt double? Guts like that matter
@BubbafromSapperton
@BubbafromSapperton 3 жыл бұрын
I'll bet Steven leaves a trail of plugged toilets everywhere he "goes"... 💩
@jfox24
@jfox24 10 ай бұрын
The way he holds his gun and aims is hilarious. It's like a live action version of Goldeneye or Nightfire where you aim the gun but don't move your body.
@cosmicbilly
@cosmicbilly 2 жыл бұрын
Love how his sniper has a classic Hollywood "silencer" sound while not even having a suppressor on his rifle.
@letsdothis9063
@letsdothis9063 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It was a freaking muzzle brake. That would have made it louder (at least to the shooter and teammate.
@Fenrisdog999
@Fenrisdog999 2 жыл бұрын
@@letsdothis9063 they do the same shit in john wick and that movie gets its balls fondled by gun nuts
@tentardigrades968
@tentardigrades968 2 жыл бұрын
@@Fenrisdog999 When do they do that?
@parkmojo6168
@parkmojo6168 2 жыл бұрын
@@tentardigrades968 yeah right, when did they do that? it was loud when John shot the friend of Vigo's son.
@5150usmc
@5150usmc 2 жыл бұрын
That's because Seagal is so bad ass that any weapon he fires automatically matches his speaking voice. It's not actually the Hollywood "silencer" sound, it's the gun mimicking his lines. The fact that he doesn't win an Oscar every year is an absolute travesty.
@anarchohouston9979
@anarchohouston9979 3 жыл бұрын
Seagal is literally trapped in the tough guy action hero genre professionally and mentally. He hasn't progressed or branched out in 30 years. Glad he's become a meme
@wimvanderstraeten6521
@wimvanderstraeten6521 3 жыл бұрын
I could say he's a "walking" meme, but that wouldn't be true.
@stoneskinreb
@stoneskinreb 3 жыл бұрын
I'd say his gut has at least progressed and branched out, he's definitely weighing more than 320 lbs though, probably close to 400.
@owie4070
@owie4070 3 жыл бұрын
@@stoneskinreb You know it's bad when he needs a stunt double just for walking.
@PorkFistedViking
@PorkFistedViking 3 жыл бұрын
@@wimvanderstraeten6521 a waddling meme
@Lobos222
@Lobos222 3 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal: "I pooped my pants once..., or twice."
@Lofirainbows
@Lofirainbows Жыл бұрын
Snipers are meant to stay in position for long periods of time, this was the perfect role for him to play.
@Brugar18
@Brugar18 11 ай бұрын
And he messed it up comming out with an assault rifle
@uriahuriah3792
@uriahuriah3792 4 ай бұрын
​@@Brugar18and holding it like an rpg lol
@JacobC479
@JacobC479 Жыл бұрын
“Steven Seagal is one of the best actors of the last 50 years and is the image of a true badass.” - Steven Seagal
@cinyarko
@cinyarko 2 жыл бұрын
The old guy is actually still alive. Not only that but he's a decorated combat vet (Captain in Marines with bunch of awards). His name is Dale Dye and he's 77, so just 7 years older than Seagal. He looks way older because despite his name he doesn't dye his hair.
@ChevTecGroup
@ChevTecGroup 2 жыл бұрын
Still 17yrs over the forced retirement age
@Abensberg
@Abensberg 2 жыл бұрын
and i cant believe, after he got so many good roles, he took part in a movie like this... what a downgrade :D
@travisrolison9646
@travisrolison9646 2 жыл бұрын
@@Abensberg it happens . Aldo ray was an actor(1950s-60s) and former navy frogman ,who’s career went down and he did shitty movies to pay hospital bills including background parts in porn films. Maybe same kinda thing happened to dye
@Purrrrfectshot
@Purrrrfectshot 2 жыл бұрын
He was in saving private Ryan
@mattkaustickomments
@mattkaustickomments 2 жыл бұрын
Dale Dye has been a technical advisor on at least a few Vietnam War movies. And has appeared in them too.
@Irishdrivingbloopers
@Irishdrivingbloopers Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagull is the only actor who's movie reviews are more fun than the movies themselves
@arslongavitabrevis5136
@arslongavitabrevis5136 Жыл бұрын
Don't call him an actor. He is unable to act. There are bad actors and then there is Steven "Slob" Seagal. 😂😂😂
@Baldwin-iv445
@Baldwin-iv445 11 ай бұрын
I think you mean, Steven "Jupiter" Seagal.
@khuthadzomukhesakule7270
@khuthadzomukhesakule7270 4 ай бұрын
😂
@CheetahNL
@CheetahNL 3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was fat, but Steven Seagal restored my self esteem. Thank you Steven!
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@philow7574
@philow7574 2 жыл бұрын
Also I'm not a defector of the Greatest Country on Earth. He sold his sole to the devil and the devil gave it to Mel Gibson, who traded it to Mickey Rouke, then Harvey Wienstein who traded it to the Island Boys.
@Artis_Lapsley
@Artis_Lapsley 2 жыл бұрын
@@philow7574 The *island boys* juss'a island boy.. tryna ta make it..... Juss'a island boy...🤦🏾‍♂️😆. Good 1 🏆
@Thelastdan
@Thelastdan 2 жыл бұрын
Both can be true
@bravo6959
@bravo6959 2 жыл бұрын
@@philow7574 what
@thieflooter1904
@thieflooter1904 10 ай бұрын
Steven Seagal is not even willing to stay in shape for his movies, why would I be willing to pay to watch his movies?
@tacticalpossum7090
@tacticalpossum7090 2 жыл бұрын
The Colonel is portrayed by Dale Dye, who is a certified badass combat vet. He made Captain before "retiring" from the Marines and continued to serve as a correspondant in multiple wars afterwards. His company Warrior Inc. was founded to work with Hollywood films to ensure athenticity for portrayals of combat, though as you can see Segal would hear none of it for this film.
@alejandrocasalegno1657
@alejandrocasalegno1657 Жыл бұрын
I see him in "Platoon" from Oliver Stone......
@WikedEvo
@WikedEvo Жыл бұрын
How do they not know Dale freaking Dye. It's sad to see him ridiculed like that. It is funny though they constantly call Segal a fat ass while the dude rests his arm on his gut 😆
@iNukedNewVegas
@iNukedNewVegas Жыл бұрын
He’s also plays in Band of Brothers as the Colonel
@beardofdoom8174
@beardofdoom8174 Жыл бұрын
@@WikedEvo This, completely. Dale Dye is a legend, and Seagal would be lucky to be a quarter as good of a combatant as Dye was. I believe he has since passed, but he was the genuine article. He’s also in PLATOON, amongst a lot of other things.
@haroutdemirjian8831
@haroutdemirjian8831 Жыл бұрын
I’m not huge into movies so I did not know about Mr. Dye but as fellow Marine it does annoy me that these guys are making fun of him due to his age and looking him up he served in the same unit I was at 2nd BLT 1st Marines.
@skoorb132
@skoorb132 Жыл бұрын
Steven seagal seems like the type of person to host an award show and nominate himself for every award
@garybell4207
@garybell4207 Жыл бұрын
These guys are making fun of a commanding officer and his age. They make no sense the man did a good job acting the part and didn't make a fool out of himself like they seem to be doing at times. These are supposed to be grown men acting like teenagers.
@Juserni
@Juserni Жыл бұрын
​@@garybell4207 you.... you have to be joking
@jacobortiz1569
@jacobortiz1569 Жыл бұрын
Nominate himself for every award and still lose lol
@jessenoneofyobussines7560
@jessenoneofyobussines7560 Жыл бұрын
​@@garybell4207 100% your Steven Seagal, also he did kinda do that shit when he hosted snl. Everyone as host normally makes fun of themselves. Steven wouldn't shut up about how tuff he is amd straight up staged a fight. So dumb
@Nic-ye2yz
@Nic-ye2yz 11 ай бұрын
@@garybell4207 Hey Steven how's it going
@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 3 жыл бұрын
12:50 “I can’t find the MRE’s.” “Seagal ate them. Goddammit.”
@Mattastrophic1
@Mattastrophic1 3 жыл бұрын
MRS's, Meals Ready for Seagal
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣
@edwarddesoignie1194
@edwarddesoignie1194 2 жыл бұрын
He’s upstairs crapping them out as we speak.
@bryanotero123
@bryanotero123 2 жыл бұрын
@@JasonBrant 3:00 am and laughing like a maniac of fuck. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@danieln6563
@danieln6563 7 ай бұрын
"I cant find the MREs." "Oh, Seagal ate them" 😂😂😂
@jedishaw6771
@jedishaw6771 2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine, years of acting training and you get offered a supporting role in a seagal film!
@rossicourvosi218
@rossicourvosi218 2 жыл бұрын
Then your career is in a very very bad place and you need to reconsider your options
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 жыл бұрын
That's rough buddy.
@DavidThomas-fb8bq
@DavidThomas-fb8bq 2 жыл бұрын
Segal got a supporting role, supporting the weight.
@ianduarte1992
@ianduarte1992 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck no, im going back to cleaning porta potties, this is too much for me.
@user-vz9ft9wm8s
@user-vz9ft9wm8s 2 жыл бұрын
Id rather be that robot that gets Rick his butter
@mhamm45309
@mhamm45309 Жыл бұрын
The old Colonel is Dale Dye. He is a decorated Marine veteran from Vietnam. He was what is considered a "Mustang" in the Marine Corp. He climbed the ranks of the enlistment to Master Sergeant and then was appointed to be a warrant officer. When he retired in 1984 he was a Captian. Mustang officers are the most respected of Officer is the Marine Corp. They chewed the same ground as the normal grunts. He is a Bronze Star winner with Valor. He definitely is old at 78 to play this part, but he has earned that. He has been in a ton of Military movies. His goal when he joined Hollywood was to make war movies more realistic. One of his first films, I think it was his first was Platoon. He also worked in Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers, amongst several others. He has definitely helped some films become very realistic. Unfortunately, nothing he can do for this movie. I am sure no one listened to him and he was there for the check. Not a bad plan at 78.
@ShoutsWillEcho1
@ShoutsWillEcho1 Жыл бұрын
Hey thx for the background info, that was interesting to know
@thatindiandude4602
@thatindiandude4602 Жыл бұрын
Good stuff dude :)
@chrisbuttonshaw2088
@chrisbuttonshaw2088 Жыл бұрын
they are right that he should be higher rank than COLONEL at his age.... I get he likely wouldn't want a title he never received in real-life, but still
@jasonconrad7664
@jasonconrad7664 Жыл бұрын
​@Chris Buttonshaw he wasn't even a colonal, he was a captain. And yes, he's far too old to be a colonel, but the 4 people who watch this movie aren't likely to mind.
@Thiccness_Is_Delicious
@Thiccness_Is_Delicious Жыл бұрын
These guys are idiots cause your not forced to advance ranks unless you wanna lol
@TrogdorBurnin8or
@TrogdorBurnin8or 2 жыл бұрын
Dale Dye was in fact a Marine in Vietnam from 1965-1970, earning a Bronze Star and 3 Purple Hearts in 31 major combat operations if you believe his bio. He was born in 1944, so in 2016 when this movie was released he was ~72, and he is still alive today at ~78.
@korawitbuttramee618
@korawitbuttramee618 2 жыл бұрын
As someone pointed out, he's only 7 years older than Seagal, but unlike Seagal, Captain Dye ironically doesn't dye his hair
@davidgrunewald7194
@davidgrunewald7194 2 жыл бұрын
he is still younger than Queen Elizabeth, who can still fire fire a mean AK-47, SO?........
@korawitbuttramee618
@korawitbuttramee618 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidgrunewald7194 Irrelevant. The Queen is immortal. We all know she is going to outlive all her idiotic children and probably still in business in the 22nd Century. Seriously, the Queen is probably way healthier than Seagal despite being older. Have you seen him speak? Motherfucker is out of his breath even before he finish a goddamn sentence.
@XanderPGK
@XanderPGK 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidgrunewald7194 Wait. Queen Elizabeth the 2nd can (and has recently) shot an AK-47??
@Cruisey
@Cruisey 2 жыл бұрын
@@XanderPGK Jokes exist, mate.
@TurntBucket
@TurntBucket Жыл бұрын
They do make ear protection that lower loud sounds and increase quiet sounds. It's meant so that your shooting doesn't blow out your ears but you can hear movement etc. Also can be used for comms.
@slayerd357
@slayerd357 Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal is the greatest actor ever. I mean he's in character 24/7.
@zinnahsayarmahmud
@zinnahsayarmahmud Жыл бұрын
He is a method actor by birth
@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689
@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 Жыл бұрын
Legend has it that he is actually a nice, decent, easy going, humble and respectful person, but he has been in character since the mid 1970's.
@ktheterkuceder6825
@ktheterkuceder6825 2 жыл бұрын
Credit where its due. First time a stunt double is used to walk or climb the stairs. This an historical moment. Hats off to Sifu Seagal.
@TheWolfsnack
@TheWolfsnack 2 жыл бұрын
I eagerly await next year's Seagal movie which co stars his armored disability scooter....
@ktheterkuceder6825
@ktheterkuceder6825 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheWolfsnack or his getting of a chair stunt double.
@mikerosoft1009
@mikerosoft1009 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being hired as a stunt double and you ask what stunts you'll be performing. You're excited that you can add more to your resume. And then you find out....
@Jeudaos
@Jeudaos 2 жыл бұрын
He's a master at finding new and creative ways of using stunt doubles... That's not beating their ass in a fight scene.
@jayklink851
@jayklink851 2 жыл бұрын
"Shi-shi shaaww!"-Dale Gribble, aka Rusty Shackelford.
@ianjardine7324
@ianjardine7324 2 жыл бұрын
Love the fact the poor stunt double had to carry the wounded man up the stairs just to give Segal a reason to not leave the room.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 2 жыл бұрын
That stunt double put in some work on that scene.
@misterpink8099
@misterpink8099 2 жыл бұрын
@@JasonBrant Yeah... true... but let's be real, it was probably some small woman stunt worker so it was no worse than bringing in the groceries
@jfk_was_afk9597
@jfk_was_afk9597 2 жыл бұрын
@@misterpink8099 what
@dralel1381
@dralel1381 2 жыл бұрын
@@jfk_was_afk9597 I going to echo you. What?
@kaldunaaa
@kaldunaaa 8 ай бұрын
I love how Rob Van Dam is randomly in this movie, lol
@chipchippahson
@chipchippahson 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the minimum requirement to be in this hyper elite "Special" Forces unit is to be at least 56.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 That as the ONLY requirement, I think.
@ajax3070
@ajax3070 2 жыл бұрын
And clinically obese!!
@brianwright9514
@brianwright9514 2 жыл бұрын
The minimum requirement is a exception for the minimum retirement age. 😂
@escapedfromnewyork
@escapedfromnewyork 2 жыл бұрын
As a 57 year old, I’m going to ask, what the f*** is your problem with older men?
@chipchippahson
@chipchippahson 2 жыл бұрын
@@escapedfromnewyork Lol.
@night_speed
@night_speed 3 жыл бұрын
The "old guy's" name is Dale Dye. He's 77 years old and still alive. He's a decorated Marine veteran of Vietnam and often serves as technical advisor on tons of films many of which he's offered acting roles. Oliver Stone uses him all the time. He was in Platoon, Born on the 4th of July and Heaven and Earth as well as Outbreak, Casualties of War, Saving Private Ryan, and arguably Steven Segal's best film, Under Siege.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the info.
@night_speed
@night_speed 2 жыл бұрын
@@JasonBrant no prob. It's nice to finally put some of my useless knowledge to good use.
@King_Flippy_Nips
@King_Flippy_Nips 2 жыл бұрын
Danny Trejo is the same age and looks 20 years younger and can still move well.
@supertruckertom
@supertruckertom 2 жыл бұрын
@@King_Flippy_Nips and he probably has actually killed people but never talks about it.
@SuperDirk1965
@SuperDirk1965 2 жыл бұрын
@@King_Flippy_Nips The whole point was that they probably needed someone who moved worse than Seagal in this movie.
@arthuryong8562
@arthuryong8562 Жыл бұрын
When a colonel as old as a tree has more effort and energy in acting than Steven Seagal.
@JoseMartinez-jb9hz
@JoseMartinez-jb9hz Жыл бұрын
Dude is like 90years old in the military smh 🙄
@georgecoventry8441
@georgecoventry8441 Жыл бұрын
Watching Seagal's minimalist acting technique is always fascinating. 😂 It's like watching a turtle attempt to do origami.
@arslongavitabrevis5136
@arslongavitabrevis5136 Жыл бұрын
Wonderful stuff! Brilliant! 😂😂😂
@caliael3346
@caliael3346 Жыл бұрын
He always uses a "0 effort policy" on every movie 😂😂
@TekkamanBiker
@TekkamanBiker Жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@JA-ru3il
@JA-ru3il Ай бұрын
Hey man what do you got against turtles who can do origami
@georgecoventry8441
@georgecoventry8441 Ай бұрын
@@JA-ru3il - 😂 HA! HA! Good one.
@Psyrus88
@Psyrus88 2 жыл бұрын
Show Lt. Col. some damn respect. He's as American as it gets. He sailed here on the Mayflower; fought beside Andrew Jackson in the War of 1812, and stormed the beaches of Normandy. All this as the swansong to his illustrious career in the Roman 5th Legion.
@ID-8491
@ID-8491 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't the guy who plays him a former soldier? Same guy who played an officer in Platoon and few other movies.
@djjilisb
@djjilisb 2 жыл бұрын
@@ID-8491 He played Colonel Sink in the Band of Brothers series.
@ID-8491
@ID-8491 2 жыл бұрын
@@djjilisb He was also the guy who organised the boot camp for actors playing in Band of Brothers.
@lazyafrandomnumbers
@lazyafrandomnumbers 2 жыл бұрын
I hope hes gonna be the first man on mars too at this point
@Psyrus88
@Psyrus88 2 жыл бұрын
@@lazyafrandomnumbers He'll probably be the test pilot for the first warp-capable spacecraft.
@kingarthur5110
@kingarthur5110 2 жыл бұрын
Props to the first insurgent who was able to hold onto his flask even as a 7.62mm went through it.
@andwill1509
@andwill1509 Жыл бұрын
I was wondering why the guy would have a booze flask.... but ok it's Steve's movie.
@grumbazor
@grumbazor Жыл бұрын
@@andwill1509 Its special halal booze
@qamzatmedvedov
@qamzatmedvedov Жыл бұрын
@@grumbazor alcohol free 😂
@lastsinner1738
@lastsinner1738 Жыл бұрын
Yeah because it would have flown out his hand lol.
@julianstrauss3843
@julianstrauss3843 Жыл бұрын
@@andwill1509 apple juice flask ofc xD
@christophero1969
@christophero1969 9 ай бұрын
This was a daunting SEGAL review.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 9 ай бұрын
Haha, thanks 🙏
@truttlebear7999
@truttlebear7999 Жыл бұрын
"Are you really as good as they all say you are?" Seagull: "Awoontsawol..."
@kgakimogashoa6052
@kgakimogashoa6052 Ай бұрын
😭😭the cringe😂
@Hykje
@Hykje 3 жыл бұрын
I have a little theory about this movie -nobody in this movie knew they were in a Seagal movie under the production, it was not until later in the editing they decided to put Seagal in it.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
We said the same thing, but I didn't put it in the final cut. He only appears with the other actors in the last 2 minutes.
@mmkay6638
@mmkay6638 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah its a movie about how seagal is homeless in the middle east
@tommyjohnson1066
@tommyjohnson1066 2 жыл бұрын
They green screened Segal in
@rayromero815
@rayromero815 2 жыл бұрын
@@tommyjohnson1066 that's a big ass screen!
@josephfranzen5626
@josephfranzen5626 3 жыл бұрын
I firmly believe this movie is a visual representation of how Steven actually views himself in the context of real life. To be clear when I was in infantry school at Ft.Benning in 2004 my battle buddy was this great guy named Chauncey Jinx. While he would go on to become one of my closet friends, his lack of overall common sense and intellect was substantial enough that he stood out, in a company of 100+ guys who picked an MOS in the Army that generally attracts those types of people as you can choose the 11B MOS with a measily ASVAB score of 35. For some contrast I’m confident my cat would score a 45. Anyway, good ol Jinx, who at one point I had to explain the many reasons why we, as infantrymen were guaranteed to deploy which came as genuine shock to him, is millions of times more deadly of a combatant than Segal on his best day living in his fantasy world .
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
Seagal has zero self-awareness. It's kind of impressive, actually.
@Greyghostvol1
@Greyghostvol1 3 жыл бұрын
@@JasonBrant You guys are mistaken. He has negative self-awareness. How else could he think so highly of himself?
@nurse425
@nurse425 3 жыл бұрын
Skynet is MORE self aware than Seagal!
@stevekay1370
@stevekay1370 3 жыл бұрын
These are the most hysterically accurate comments I've read ina while. Touche gents. Also I was a grunt Marine and fully understand and agree with what's said here. I grew up loving seagal movies, now I just wonder wtf has happened.
@josephfranzen5626
@josephfranzen5626 3 жыл бұрын
I also love how instead of securing the structure he’s in with his wounded teammate, taking the initiative and developing a feasible route of egress he just plops down and has a good ol heart to heart like they’re not in the middle of a hostile AO with no friendly support units. I’m sure Dale Dye had plenty of input but was shut down by “master marksman CIA SAD Operator trainer” Sansei Sugartits Segal.
@snowman22ism
@snowman22ism Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal is a meme without even trying, like everything else he does.
@cujoedaman
@cujoedaman Жыл бұрын
Will Sasso meme'd Seagal on MadTV long before memes were a thing :D
@johnbargas554
@johnbargas554 2 жыл бұрын
This is why he hasn’t been in any Expendables movies, everyone grew and got better. He just grew.
@acries3148
@acries3148 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@retrodemogamer
@retrodemogamer 2 жыл бұрын
Admit it we would want to see Steven Seagal in an Expendables movie where he would be casted as the C-47 plane.
@dwaneanderson8039
@dwaneanderson8039 2 жыл бұрын
He would have been perfect in an Expendables movie... as the villain.
@MrVanative
@MrVanative 2 жыл бұрын
He could be in the Expandibles!
@alilarhdiri9666
@alilarhdiri9666 2 жыл бұрын
@@dwaneanderson8039 Not really
@swaptrickgaming
@swaptrickgaming 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing Seagal in an urban combat setting, pretty obvious the only room he's ever cleared is a buffet.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣 Damn.
@renangeek47
@renangeek47 2 жыл бұрын
Savage
@wh8787
@wh8787 2 жыл бұрын
The comments on this video are amazing.
@tomstamford6837
@tomstamford6837 2 жыл бұрын
As part of Meal Team 6 no doubt.
@wh8787
@wh8787 2 жыл бұрын
@@tomstamford6837 😆😆
@nathanstolz4650
@nathanstolz4650 10 ай бұрын
The old guy is Dale Dye who is a decorated marine vet and is a technical advisor for many many movies and shows such as band of brothers. He would personally be responsible for many movies being less shit with his advice. His a man that should be respected which is why is such a shame seeing him involved with a seagal movie
@silverlotus9960
@silverlotus9960 Жыл бұрын
imagine being a professional stuntman and the director tells u "alright, get down the stairs and then up the stairs" 😂
@rusty7984
@rusty7984 6 ай бұрын
Sounds like easy money to me
@TreatMySoul
@TreatMySoul 4 ай бұрын
​@@rusty7984 yeah, that's easy money for little work
@GarretGrayCamera
@GarretGrayCamera 2 жыл бұрын
The best part of this is the stunt double trying to cover his face when going down stairs. That's some Ed Wood quality right there.
@samo2010magik
@samo2010magik 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@alibarznji2000
@alibarznji2000 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@StLaparole
@StLaparole 2 жыл бұрын
Being a stunt double for Seagal must in itself be a meme in the industry lol
@jesserivas1387
@jesserivas1387 9 күн бұрын
For a man that was supposed to be in the CIA,Police officer and Aikido master, he looks like he was trained by Leroy at the local Salvation Army!
@DrArku
@DrArku 2 жыл бұрын
He wants to be a badass so hard, it's not even cringe anymore, it's just hilarious.
@j.jonahjameson1281
@j.jonahjameson1281 2 жыл бұрын
This will be written on his grave lol
@gilbertotoledo1421
@gilbertotoledo1421 2 жыл бұрын
I almost feel bad for him. He really really really wants to be remembered up there with Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme or Stallone. But he's way past his prime and his movies just kept getting worse and worse. It's sad really.
@DrArku
@DrArku 2 жыл бұрын
@@gilbertotoledo1421 The funny thing is, he would've been remembered as one of the Hollywood tough guys, if he wouldn't have gone the desperate way to stay up there. Tragic, really.
@therealistintheboot8822
@therealistintheboot8822 2 жыл бұрын
@Nicky Bobby He literally makes zero money in the west. All his movies since 1999 have been money laundering schemes by some eastern European country, most likely Russia.
@walmorcarvalho2512
@walmorcarvalho2512 2 жыл бұрын
He wants to be a badass so hard, yet he doesn't want to make the smallest ounce of effort. Literally! Seagal's probably a grade II obese, he needs doubles for almost everything that doesn't involve sitting and talking in a shitty accent, and still need someone to overdub his lines bc he can't be even be bothered to learn them. Say what you will about JCVD, but at least he puts in the effort and actually tried to deliver entertaining action flics.
@MrBombphoon
@MrBombphoon 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly the stunt man did a great impersonating Seagal's waddle up those stairs. They did a real good job of convincing me that they were a much fatter man.
@bogusmogus9551
@bogusmogus9551 2 жыл бұрын
Especially like where the stuntman hid his face from the camera with the bag as he turned to walk up the opposite flight of stairs 🤣
@Section8dc
@Section8dc 2 жыл бұрын
Lololol
@hutchmusician
@hutchmusician 2 жыл бұрын
Dammit, now my cat is covered in tea.
@ufsteropolstero6014
@ufsteropolstero6014 2 жыл бұрын
He was carrying an extra 200 lbs so that pretty much evens him out with Seagal.
@Lights480
@Lights480 2 жыл бұрын
@@bogusmogus9551 🤣
@nickk1658
@nickk1658 2 жыл бұрын
I worked (in film) with both Seagal and the 'really old guy'. The 'old guy' is Dale Dye, US Marine and combat veteran. Captain Dale Dye is awesome. It was truly a privilege to work with him. Seagal is at the opposite end of the spectrum and I found him a thorough disappointment in every way possible.
@BioShock5177
@BioShock5177 2 жыл бұрын
But why?
@realrainpoursx
@realrainpoursx 2 жыл бұрын
I really hope you weren’t in charge of the ‘tactics’ in this movie 😂
@thatdarnmage1515
@thatdarnmage1515 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, Dye is a gem! Also worked on Band of Brothers alot
@nickk1658
@nickk1658 2 жыл бұрын
@@BioShock5177 Why what?
@nickk1658
@nickk1658 2 жыл бұрын
@@realrainpoursx I had nothing to do with this movie. I would never work with Seagal again. (Not that anyone asked me to, LOL)
@Sum-Ting-Wong71
@Sum-Ting-Wong71 Жыл бұрын
This guy never ceases to amaze me with the ever changing virtual myriad of intricate roles he takes on to make these movies every bit as good as they are! I mean just the shape he gets in to sit in a chair with all that gear on the entire movie, while masterfully building the tension in his colon just blows my undisciplined mind! His dedication to the craft is nothing short of awe inspiring.
@atexandude8303
@atexandude8303 2 жыл бұрын
That’s always one of my favorite things about movies in modern conflict, the t-ban or whomever the bad guy is always sprints into the open, takes a Slav squat and starts hammering rounds, when in reality, 90% of those dudes fire from a window, alley, from behind some rocks/trees/bushes and then just disappear entirely. Rarely do they fully engage and if they do it’s because they figure they have the upper hand. Not too many movies do the enemy justice in their wanting-to-not-die department. Lol
@miniclip1162
@miniclip1162 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, its either propaganda at this point... or they dont respect their viewers intelligence.
@mrcheesemunch
@mrcheesemunch 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah military movies and shows are almost always horrendously stupid like that. Do they not get that these are supposed to be real human beings who definitely don't want to die? Oh yeah sure I'll just stand out in the open, that's smart. The entire reason these conflicts even happen and last for so damn long is because *both* sides are trained to fight. Just because one force might be lower tech doesn't mean they're all like cavemen or some shit(see Vietnam) It's just like they have to make the enemy the bad guys rather than actual people, so they just do stupid crap. Meanwhile our excellent heroes do the opposite and run around like they're in Call of Duty racking up hundreds of kills.
@odstarmor557
@odstarmor557 2 жыл бұрын
It's a stupid cliche to make the protagonist look good as they mercilessly murder a bunch of people. It's fine to have the invincible hero.....if the setting makes sense (and even then) but far too many writers dont respect the setting or the pieces in the story so you get the typical mook that just stands in place like a target dummy instead of a real believable being. Like not using any pratical battle tactics despite being in a real world war setting.
@mondaysinsanity8193
@mondaysinsanity8193 2 жыл бұрын
gave me an idea for a short movie type thing actually show how guerrillas act lmao
@5400bowen
@5400bowen 2 жыл бұрын
It's always been the same way in movies and TV shows with the bad guys running away from cover out in to the open. I grew up in the '60s when everything was WW II. I was too young for Vietnam, but all the guys I knew that were there said the same thing. NOBODY sticks there head up when shooting is going on, NOBODY.
@xkidgey
@xkidgey 3 жыл бұрын
I get the impression that every time Seagal mumbles something, the director and cast kinda just shrug at each other and go with it
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
Seagal produced this, so I'm guessing whatever he says goes.
@tomstamford6837
@tomstamford6837 2 жыл бұрын
The Marlon Brando school of acting - get obese, barely be able to move and mutter incoherently. The Horror... The Horror...
@djimma5080
@djimma5080 2 жыл бұрын
I think they just do one take for all scenes too
@tomstamford6837
@tomstamford6837 2 жыл бұрын
@@JasonBrant Well... yeah... but I'm guessing no one understood that either... (I would add a ROFTL laughing emoji here if I could).
@Artis_Lapsley
@Artis_Lapsley 2 жыл бұрын
😆🏆
@Redfleminem
@Redfleminem 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he uses his gut to rest his weapons on…tactical flab.
@GinoCambria
@GinoCambria 2 жыл бұрын
It's a tactical gut
@sakurarayne
@sakurarayne 2 жыл бұрын
☠️☠️
@travinoallen1541
@travinoallen1541 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@gordondutch1277
@gordondutch1277 2 жыл бұрын
😀😀😂😂😛
@brianfischer5609
@brianfischer5609 2 жыл бұрын
I believe the technical term is "tactical shelf".
@Ratciclefan
@Ratciclefan Жыл бұрын
I don't know enough about guns to know the right way to hold them, but I do know enough to tell he's doing it wrong 😂😂😂😂😂
@LoneWolf81684
@LoneWolf81684 2 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal has literally become Will Sasso's version of Steven Seagal. The circle is complete.
@josephreilly6328
@josephreilly6328 2 жыл бұрын
Will can take from here
@EZ-D-FIANT
@EZ-D-FIANT 2 жыл бұрын
They had to get the idea for inception somewhere! S-Seagal is the perfect balance of confusion and crazy......
@LoneWolf81684
@LoneWolf81684 2 жыл бұрын
@@EZ-D-FIANT And yet.....I can't look away!
@EZ-D-FIANT
@EZ-D-FIANT 2 жыл бұрын
@@LoneWolf81684 I can relate.....😏
@Jmon808
@Jmon808 2 жыл бұрын
So true
@CoffeeFiend1
@CoffeeFiend1 2 жыл бұрын
The movement and weapon handling has me in stitches every time I see it. I cannot keep a straight face.
@raymondroberts8709
@raymondroberts8709 2 жыл бұрын
Yes it's cringeworthy. But I can't look away. 🤣
@cahillrebel
@cahillrebel 2 жыл бұрын
Why is it so hard to keep the stock against your shoulder? Come on it’s not that hard lol. These are the same actors who would hold out a shotgun against no part of their body.
@duaneborgaes9223
@duaneborgaes9223 2 жыл бұрын
god, really.
@mikemccann978
@mikemccann978 2 жыл бұрын
This dickweed claims he’s a “master shooter” to boot.
@michaelwerkov3438
@michaelwerkov3438 2 жыл бұрын
i cant believe that i used to think he was a martial arts and weapons master... and hes a master in a culty almost fake martial art and kind of an idiot
@zZzjabzZz
@zZzjabzZz Жыл бұрын
The old guy (Dale Dye) actually served in the Marine Corps during the Vietnam War. Had scenes in Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, Under Siege, Mission: Impossible amongst others. Has served as a technical advisor on many films he's appeared in. To ensure war was portrayed accurately. Its a shame cuz I'm sure he ignored realism in this movie for the paycheck.
@jimbob465
@jimbob465 Жыл бұрын
Dude wanted to leave something behind for his great grandchildren. I don't blame him
@uthopia27
@uthopia27 Жыл бұрын
I don't think so i thinks it's more like he's idea got ignored by seagel here so there's nothings he can do but collect the paycheck and did the contract
@thejeffbosley
@thejeffbosley 4 ай бұрын
Tons of real rangers, green berets and marines worked on this. Sadly. Lol
@NobesBLO13
@NobesBLO13 Жыл бұрын
Rob Van Dam makes a random appearance? What a flick!
@TalkingHands308
@TalkingHands308 3 жыл бұрын
I like how that rifle, that doesn't have a sound suppressor on it, still makes that movie-silencer "pew" sound, lol. Not to mention, in a sniper team, the spotter is actually the more senior and more experienced of the two. So in this case, Seagal is actually playing the less experienced of the two but you know that wasn't his intentions, lol.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
The gun play in this is horrendous.
@TalkingHands308
@TalkingHands308 3 жыл бұрын
@@JasonBrant you can say that again. I love how it seems like he just learned about swapping shoulders, which you usually do if you're leaning out from cover but he just does it randomly throughout the movie, lol.
@ravenwolf8632
@ravenwolf8632 2 жыл бұрын
@@TalkingHands308 Of course he has to. He's so fucking fat if he tried to lean into a turn he would fall over and you would probably hear his back audibly crack if he had to twist more than 4 degrees.
@TalkingHands308
@TalkingHands308 2 жыл бұрын
@@ravenwolf8632 LOL, never before have they had to hire a stunt double just to walk up and down freakin' stairs. I bet his stunt double was like "ok, so do I have to get thrown by an explosion, hit by a car, or crash through a window pane?" "Nah, you just walk up and down some stairs and try to hide your face while doing it..."
@ravenwolf8632
@ravenwolf8632 2 жыл бұрын
@@TalkingHands308 I wish that were true but they had to hire stunt doubles to stand up for him as well. That one movie where he is in this cyberpunkish future they literally had a stunt double to stand up off a bed for Seagal.
@Idaho278
@Idaho278 3 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal has single handedly turned “fat” into a verb
@c.r.chandler5905
@c.r.chandler5905 3 жыл бұрын
This is the comment of the year. Lmao, epic........
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣 Love it.
@Skilful_basics8
@Skilful_basics8 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@ksavage681
@ksavage681 3 жыл бұрын
He's phat.
@Cussy69_420
@Cussy69_420 3 жыл бұрын
He's not fat. He's tactically wide...
@Yousadclownofaman
@Yousadclownofaman 3 жыл бұрын
Seagal has never looked more like a contractor bag full of pancake batter & packing peanuts than he does in this movie
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣
@dsanchez9703
@dsanchez9703 3 жыл бұрын
Hes been washed up for the past 20+ years.
@Dan-ps6dt
@Dan-ps6dt 2 жыл бұрын
Quality message mate. 😂. Perfect description.
@joshs199
@joshs199 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@Moneymyke357
@Moneymyke357 2 жыл бұрын
Loooooooool
@colin5577
@colin5577 Жыл бұрын
You don’t know Dale Dye and snigger at his age for a solid minute? You guys are the Steven Seagal of movie reviewers.
@robertflores7219
@robertflores7219 2 жыл бұрын
"I can't find the MREs". "Uh, Seagal ate them". "Aboit a month's worth ". Lmao best part of this video.
@riatorex8722
@riatorex8722 Жыл бұрын
It reminds me of that one bit from the Y2K episode of Family Guy
@gagelindell271
@gagelindell271 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell he shot all of his scenes at a totally different time than the rest of the cast. This is the funniest movie ive ever seen.
@reekz1568
@reekz1568 Жыл бұрын
Steve’s so into himself he probably demanded it. Didn’t want to meet the other cast members cause he’s too much of a star.
@gagelindell271
@gagelindell271 Жыл бұрын
@@reekz1568 The same with all his recent movies - he probably says “you have me for 4 hours and i get 50% of the movies budget which is around $10,000”
@frankiethebull8269
@frankiethebull8269 Жыл бұрын
Apparently he can be a diva about the shooting schedules so they often shoot when he wants too, that's one of the many reasons for his downfall from being an "A list" movie star.
@gagelindell271
@gagelindell271 Жыл бұрын
@@frankiethebull8269 Oh of course.
@marlondeanbellot.7945
@marlondeanbellot.7945 2 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal is the most disciplined person I have seen......he never missed a meal in his life!!!!!!
@aaronsmith4940
@aaronsmith4940 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget secondzis
@andre5468
@andre5468 2 жыл бұрын
Meal Team Six
@OMP25
@OMP25 2 жыл бұрын
Someday he will replace Michelin man. :)
@boxingfanboy4111
@boxingfanboy4111 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if seagal would say that on his younger days he was a stuntman that use to do the running scenes 🤣
@MikeS-um1nm
@MikeS-um1nm 9 күн бұрын
I really don't know how these guy's can sit through a Seagal movie. I'd walk out of one of his movies on an AIRPLANE!
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 3 жыл бұрын
The actor playing the Colonel was born in 1944 and became a Marine at age 20. Full military career, Bronze Star in Vietnam, made it to master sergeant, captain after officer training, eventually retired in 1984, turned to various things including journalism, acting, and working as an expert advisor for movies about warfare. So about 8 years older than Seagal.
@TheSniperGTO
@TheSniperGTO 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. He was 72 years old when this was filmed. 72. And he was a Lieutenant Colonel. To put that into perspective, I retired in 2018 as a LTC at age 46. And I was enlisted for 6 years before I Mustanged up to officer. So most of my peers where 40-42. So Dale Dye’s character almost 30 years older than me and the same rank. He’s a great actor in the right role, but terribly miscast here.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
Seems like a cool dude who should not have been cast for the role. Though I think they needed someone older than Seagal to make it 'work.'
@Tiago-zg7vl
@Tiago-zg7vl 3 жыл бұрын
Too old to be a Colonel but young enough to be a world leader! Joe Biden is 79 years young!
@TheSniperGTO
@TheSniperGTO 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tiago-zg7vl And doesn’t have to do anything. And he wasn’t a Colonel. He was a Lieutenant Colonel. In the Army, especially in Infantry or Special Operations, both of those ranks have to do what their men do. He does PT every morning, goes on ruck marches, does the obstacle course, lives in the field for weeks at a time, goes to various weapon ranges…There’s a lot to it physically and mentally. The President doesn’t have those requirements. If, to be the POTUS, you had to run 2 miles in 14 minutes, do 80 pushups in 2 minutes, 80 sit-ups in 2 minutes, march 25 miles with 60 pounds of gear, your weapon, and whatever extra weight you you have (spare SAW sums, extra belt for the 240, mortar rounds, etc…) I doubt he would be the president. That’s why the average age for a Colonel is around 44, give or take a couple of years, and a LTC is 38-44. At 79, he might be able to do the mental requirements, but unless he’s the Highlander, he’s WELL past the physical.
@ravenwolf8632
@ravenwolf8632 2 жыл бұрын
@@JasonBrant I guarantee you the reason he appears in this movie is because he appeared in the Under Siege movies with Steven Seagal back when as well.
@jansandman6983
@jansandman6983 Жыл бұрын
A sniper and a spotter literally protruding conspicuously from a cover is about as believable as a real flying elephant. The Lt. Col. in this movie is Dale Dye, a real-life decorated Vietnam War Marine who has become a Hollywood director and was a military consultant to many military war movies, including Saving Private Ryan. I was laughing my ass off about your comment about him being so old for just a Lt. Col. It's exactly my first impression when I saw this one; I literally said to my friends, "Goddamn, with this guy's age, he might as well be a 10-star general."
@Jimmynitro76
@Jimmynitro76 2 жыл бұрын
You know you've hit rock bottom when you land a role in a segal movie!
@jrmartinez6783
@jrmartinez6783 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone who gets a role with Segal is lunch
@netmannetman8124
@netmannetman8124 2 жыл бұрын
Or a starting point for a totally unknown actor or actors trying to make a name in the game 😁
@29slowjoe
@29slowjoe 2 жыл бұрын
I was offered a part in a segal movie. That or 6 years probation. I never like traveling out of state anyways.
@jrmartinez6783
@jrmartinez6783 2 жыл бұрын
@@29slowjoe I will take that Gass chamber before been around Steven fatgal
@nos4me
@nos4me 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’ve hit rock bottom just by watching a segal movie
@Thanos1908
@Thanos1908 Жыл бұрын
Seagal's dream role is one where he plays someone on a wheelchair but still kicks ass against full bodied criminals.
@MeyerBen27
@MeyerBen27 Жыл бұрын
My dab has no idea how hard Steven has fallen and still regards him as a seriously good actor and legit martial artist. Fucking hilarious.
@Takaichi666-
@Takaichi666- Жыл бұрын
Show Him current Steven segeal
@not.an.operator
@not.an.operator 2 жыл бұрын
Love how the first sniper rifle has the standard Hollywood silencer sound to it, and the gun isn't even suppressed 🤦‍♂️😂
@manuelluna6454
@manuelluna6454 2 жыл бұрын
"Pew"
@donewithmodernlife
@donewithmodernlife 2 жыл бұрын
Noticed that too. His weapon handling is absolutely absurd as well. Dude is just phoning it in & has been for a very long time.
@iancatt5915
@iancatt5915 2 жыл бұрын
Hes that good... sometimes
@dmichael7144
@dmichael7144 2 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too. It’s a bit of a pet peeve of mine in movies when suppressed weapons make little to no sound. Suppressed firearms are still pretty loud!
@MrShiftey13
@MrShiftey13 2 жыл бұрын
No recoil also, lol
@butcherben82
@butcherben82 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine your a stuntguy asking about your asignments during the filming. And then they tell you; "You´ll be walking up and down stairs"
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
🤣 Easiest payday ever.
@jonathannelson103
@jonathannelson103 2 жыл бұрын
In a sumo suit.
@Norlamon
@Norlamon 6 ай бұрын
That "Old guy" is Cpt. Dale Dye, a decorated marine veteran that fought in Vietnam. I don't know about making fun of him.
@TheSniperGTO
@TheSniperGTO 3 жыл бұрын
I spent 25 years in the military. Four as a Force Recon Marine, 21 as an infantry officer and counterintelligence agent for Special Operations. This movie is hilarious. 1) these guys are so old. All of them. 2) There are no Specialist (E4) Operators. 3) Some girl saying I’m an expert marksman, can you say the same? To a guy in Special Operations who more than likely is a rifle expert. 4) This may be the greatest movie ever made.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
All hilarious points. You could tell she was an expert marksman by the way she took care of business, though 🤣
@dma3932
@dma3932 2 жыл бұрын
KILL
@quoteunquote13aac
@quoteunquote13aac 2 жыл бұрын
i fucking hope theyd all be expert marksmen....
@Robert-po8jn
@Robert-po8jn 2 жыл бұрын
I'll call BS on your military part of your comment.
@TheSniperGTO
@TheSniperGTO 2 жыл бұрын
@@Robert-po8jn 94-98 USMC. 3rd Force in Okinawa. Camp Hansen and Camp Schwab, part of 3rd SRIG. 2nd Force in Camp Lejeune at Onslow Beach. 2 years at Arkansas State ROTC and an SMP with the 875th Engineers, then the 39th Infantry Brigade. 4 years as an Infantry Officer with the 3rd ID, 3rd BCT, 1/30 Infantry Regiment. Then re branched MI. After school at Fort Huachuca, assigned to SOCPAC at Camp Smith, then as an LNO to Korean Intelligence, then sent to ILE at Fort Leavenworth. Assigned to the EPIC at Fort Bliss, then AF Special Operations at Hurlburt as an instructor. Then assigned to the Embassy at Amman and CFSOTF Syria. Then at KASOTC. Then back to DIA in DC. During that 1 tour in Afghanistan, 3 in Iraq, 2 in Kosovo, 1 in Bosnia, 1 in Haiti (Operation: Restore Democracy not the earthquake) and chasing down drug dealers in Boxas Del Toro, Panama as part of Just Cause. Went in a private, in 1993 under the DEP, got out a LTC in 2018, medically retired on 100% combat disability. Currently live in Little Rock, as I’m from here and LRAFB and Camp Robinson are so close I can hear colors played in the morning and afternoon. Sometimes, if I’m outside, I’ll still stop what I’m doing, face the music, and salute. Had it not been for IED’s, specifically EFP’s, I’d still be in. And since most of my OER’s were above center of mass, and I was promoted above the zone to MAJ and LTC, pretty sure I’d have made full bird, and probably higher. Enjoy your day, and Happy New Year. Semper Fi and Hooah.
@Webb_Master
@Webb_Master 2 жыл бұрын
The old lieutenant colonel is Dale Dye and actually was only 71 years old in that movie. Besides being an actor he’s a military advisor for tv and film movies. He was a technical advisor for Saving Private Ryan.
@Vito_Caligiuri
@Vito_Caligiuri 2 жыл бұрын
He was also Colonel Sink in Band of Brothers
@yelruta
@yelruta 2 жыл бұрын
@irishmetalfan $$$
@soulstalker6
@soulstalker6 2 жыл бұрын
And he was in Platoon, Casualties of War, Born on the Fourth of July….He is/was pretty much THE go to guy for military advisors for TV and movies. Granted, looks a little rough here but he’s a solid dude!
@kevinwade7003
@kevinwade7003 2 жыл бұрын
He is also a Marine, and served in Vietnam
@kevinwade7003
@kevinwade7003 2 жыл бұрын
@Coogan I agree, dude. Just adding it as a fun fact
@stocktonpigwatch2284
@stocktonpigwatch2284 5 күн бұрын
Steven Sea Gull always has that face you make concentrating trying to chase down the last Cheerio in the bowl for 20 seconds 😂😂😂
@Zarastro54
@Zarastro54 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen literal children with toy guns have better gun handling than Segal in this.
@ArturoPladeado
@ArturoPladeado 2 жыл бұрын
I'm practically braindead and yet when I was younger, I've held fake guns and a few real ones better than he does. Like if a practically braindead kid does better than you then you have a major fucking issue.
@itsumayo
@itsumayo Жыл бұрын
Steven in this movie looks like a guy who would show up for an airsoft match once and never show up again
@arthuryong8562
@arthuryong8562 Жыл бұрын
The true main character in all of Seagal movies is none other than his stunt double.
@StupidusMaximusTheFirst
@StupidusMaximusTheFirst 11 ай бұрын
Seagal makes all his stunts himself.
@86themadhatter27
@86themadhatter27 2 жыл бұрын
I like how even the stunt double had to walk a little slower than normal to make it look more believable
@orlock20
@orlock20 2 жыл бұрын
Costume probably had to get the kid version for all the gear so the proportions matched.
@michaelwerkov3438
@michaelwerkov3438 2 жыл бұрын
@@orlock20 thats the problem lol, the proportions are so wrong you can tell its not him
@solidXsnake4life
@solidXsnake4life 3 жыл бұрын
That standing up and looking was oscar worthy. A shame that Hollywood is blind to truly inspiring performances. It literally moved me to stand up and straighten my back. Bad sitting is no joke guys. Love that his performance brings awareness to this silent killer.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 жыл бұрын
Seagal is changing the world.
@NetshadeX
@NetshadeX 2 ай бұрын
5:02 Holding your AR like a rocket launcher is some next level shit.
@natsune09
@natsune09 2 жыл бұрын
I have to defend the headphone thing. As a veteran of Iraq and crewmember of a Bradley, we had helmets with hearing protection designed by Bose that had microphones that would transmit audio until there is a sound like a gunshot, which it then cuts the audio to protect hearing. The system was really good, where you wouldn't notice it being sent in through a microphone and played through speakers, it also stopped a lot of noise.
@aarons6935
@aarons6935 2 жыл бұрын
No you weren't, don't lie.
@natsune09
@natsune09 2 жыл бұрын
@@aarons6935 Jealous? Yeah you are, you certainly sound like it. But your jealousy doesn't make my time in the US Army not exist. Go troll somewhere else.
@misterpink8099
@misterpink8099 2 жыл бұрын
Valid, but, and it's a big butt, the only reason he would need those noise cancelling headphones is to cut out the peeps advising him that 10 cheeseburgers for breakfast might not be a good idea.
@natsune09
@natsune09 2 жыл бұрын
@@misterpink8099 You sir, are correct.
@brandonmay6287
@brandonmay6287 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service.
@arthurmont-morency5027
@arthurmont-morency5027 Жыл бұрын
I find hilarious the idea that MANY of the casted actors worked throughout a whole movie production only to the discover at the premiere that it was always a Seagal movie
@chillinoutmaxin4630
@chillinoutmaxin4630 2 жыл бұрын
I've been on a MASSIVE Steven Seagal analysis binge on another channel (Space Ice btw, which I HIGHLY recommend) and to start this video and hear "It's Seagal time again..." made me feel more emotion than his entire filmography combined. Great vid, guys.
@garymcderp1146
@garymcderp1146 5 ай бұрын
Steven Sea-boom-boom! Bro’s acting parts are him sitting in chairs because he can’t even stand anymore without being out of breath 😂
@JohnnyBravo1977
@JohnnyBravo1977 2 жыл бұрын
at the age of 80, he will still make movies where the enemy just drops dead at the sight of his awesomeness 😁
@adamthesurgeon6164
@adamthesurgeon6164 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this had me die laughing
@savagegtalks5912
@savagegtalks5912 2 жыл бұрын
before his passing, Steven will make all Chuck Norris sayings come true on the film screen about himself 🤣🤣
@DCI-Frank-Burnside
@DCI-Frank-Burnside 2 жыл бұрын
By then he'll need a stunt double to do the sitting down scenes.
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