Halfway to Heaven | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@inoddswetrust6826]

Is it me or does Theo sound like he's gunna be the voice on the last radio broadcast as the worlds ending, directing people to safety and preaching to the masses

[@DIVINITYSAID]

sayin shit like 'if you got your toes in the water, that's an inside massage from Jesus... stay put! you're halfway to heaven!"

[@colelouis8717]

Citizen Z

[@ExMeroMotu9]

It's just you.

[@BrayanRodriguez-bh3kq]

Like that guy at the end of 2012😂

[@BrayanRodriguez-bh3kq]

I think he’s played by Woody Harrelson

[@joellvincent]

Theo does have that “you’ll listen to me during an apocalypse” factor

[@ptaylor3304]

preach brother

[@ashleywilliams8259]

joel vin fallout radio right here

[@Tormentality]

He's got that apocalyptic hair cut.

[@warriorprincess1846]

Theo "Three Dog" Von

[@veroniquemcfadden397]

Please edit this to "an apocalypse" Thx

[@cl20999]

"If you cut off the news it'll help you live." Bruh, that was true even before all this.

[@Youtubehandle579]

"It makes whoever I am inside yawn, and wake up. Like oh, okay, we're not just cattle being herded. We're about to see who's smart enough. We're about to play a real game here." Damn Theo, poetic

[@CashensPowerwashing]

Theo the smartest bruh from ol Louisiana

[@nickdaboii]

time stamp?

[@todd1222121]

Watched Theo’s Netflix special last night. Forgot how good it is!!! You should be proud of it Theo. It’s a great 1st special.

[@Frosty005]

Theo looks like a life coach that has the worst reviews on yelp

[@maxsiehier]

But the best reviews on help

[@churchoicemorighteous1506]

...and only because he stands strong, refusing to pay those extorting bastards at yelp!

[@davidmoore6097]

😂

[@Sam-um9nu]

lmaoooo. theos genius seems to be rubbing off on some people 🤙😂

[@karolinrose]

theo literally talks in riddles, i need a cup of coffee before i listen just so i can keep up

[@Yancedin]

Some weed or shrooms would probably help you out more than coffee with theo tbh

[@ricardoangel9440]

@@Yancedin he speaks in riddles. That's a pretty good way yo describe him haha

[@hiddenoasisprod]

gang shit

[@dylan6679]

Theo is that cup of coffee bru

[@ren1724]

When you’ve also been told you speak in riddles but not in a vague way but in a way that others can interact with so it’s easy to understand the things Theo says.

[@pootlovato837]

Theo’s earnestness and curiousity is what makes me think he’ll be up there with Rogan in podcasting

[@gracejenson]

"I am HERE and you are...HERE."

[@T4YT0R]

Since we’re here can we touch with these cafeteria mittens?

[@deliman7203]

Buckaroo Banzai.."Remember wherever you go, well there you are."

[@gannosaurus3862]

Theo comin at cha with that Socratic philosophic hitter..... damn

[@bilbobaggins494]

You are me and we are all together

[@puddintaine4556]

@@deliman7203 that one is my favorite.

[@KEAD3400]

Went off on one of the greatest rants ever about birds in Maui and completely forgot about the first called and skipped it lmfaooo man I love Theo

[@susie7336]

Scuba Steez 😂 Im listening now to how ppl in Maui grow wheat in their dreads. Hahaha!

[@sunbear-8508]

I need this Monday morning hitter

[@robinbuglio1718]

Theo won't cancel but the venues will. Hopefully he'll give us more episodes by himself while we're all on lock down. That's my hope.

[@colind1637]

Robin Buglio definitely all cancelled by now

[@evanabbott2737]

Me too, buddy👍

[@TylerLovesYou17]

I hope not. We ready for some love in nashville. Just got wrecked by a mean tornado son

[@SuperHorsecow]

They should cancel. The virus needs to be contained.

[@tylerschaber2891]

My boy over here calling it corvid 19 lmao

[@brianramirez8255]

sounds way friendlier right?

[@lxotrcd]

Podcasters are going to see an uptick in all their views now, that everyone is on lockdown

[@briangriffith4574]

SoCal comedian podcasts are the most played out thing in all of media. I think theo and bill burr are the only ones I haven't bailed on.

[@chanic4621]

brian griffith ever listened to the Tim Dillon Show?

[@briangriffith4574]

@@chanic4621 I dont think so, should I check it out?

[@twalters6551]

Chris d'elias podcast is really good too i only listen to theo and chris i judged him at first and then i watched it and was surprised

[@jhalapia1988]

Bad friends is fairly good new one as well

[@kimmita2thirty2]

It was so interesting listening to this episode years after the pandemic. Theo really had keen instincts regarding the virus & how the world reacted to it. That man has some brain on him! ONWARD

[@Oofjuice]

Theo: Plan ahead. *Phone goes off* Theo: Damn it!

[@oklahomasooner7686]

“We’ve been sucking on the sweet salami of comfort in America”

[@nopeteys2424]

Im a waiter at a restaurant in NY and im pretty sure the state is gonna shut down all restaurants so im gonna be out of a job for who knows how long, but podcasts help take my mind off the crazy time we going through right now. Thanks Theo

[@briangriffith4574]

Already happened in Seattle

[@amavasya5884]

Happened in Chicago too. Praying for y'all

[@gavinfitzgerald4638]

Just happened in Houston

[@FarmersMelon]

that introsong hit differently today

[@dawnykz7452]

Absofuckinglutly.im a server in Michigan and we closed everything down at 3 today.its a go broke vacation .wtf is going ON

[@megsees]

Agreed

[@FarmersMelon]

hang in there DKZ

[@Benzoo5700]

Bruh, before this virus, the only person who could get the pubs to close in Ireland was God..

[@Jessica-ee5nq]

bahahah.

[@jeremyleodin5586]

People would be dropping all around and they would still carry on as normal

[@dermotmoynihan6999]

Stolen

[@howardhavardramberg333]

God is a virus

[@itsmebutters978]

@@dermotmoynihan6999 your butt virginity?! 🐾🐑

[@patti873]

We need The rat daddy in times like these ❤️

[@Dave-zh2ow]

Stfu patti

[@ollie121yeah]

Tony Ferguson VS Khabib Nurmagomedov April 2020 Dickhead get a life you fat troll

[@jondoe8275]

Definitely gang gang

[@salima3889]

@scott k penicilline is anti bacterial I don't think it works against them viruses

[@Pooksty]

Oliver Bob simp

[@lloydlopoz]

I dig theo's music taste. Hes in that space.

[@YupItsJordan]

“I was out of the country, I was in Maui”

[@beauvandermate]

I died 🤣🤣

[@BrandynQuigley]

Theo looks like he's not concerned because no matter what, the shelves at the supermarkets will never run out of Gumbo

[@Leilafart]

This is one of the most profound comforting things I’ve seen since all this shit has gone down. Thanks Theo. I love you

[@DonnaManningCroley]

The best part is, "You start to see who people really are.... OH OK! OK! Ronald's buried himself in his yard..." "I see how he is during hard times." "OH! OK, Bernadette just purchased a hot air balloon.."

[@Pinus25]

somehow your podcasts and just hearing "go get that grey block pizza" completely turns my day around and is such a nice escape from reality. We need to protect Theo at all costs

[@kimberly315]

I love the animation y’all put up! It always makes me laugh. I’m so excited for you, great job. Sending lots of love and positive energy 🙏🏼😌🤗❤️

[@FederalBeureauInvestigations]

Lovin how frequently nick is featured lately, he adds a nice element, plus hilarious

[@ohoward512]

Theo looks like he's applying to be a caddy at a miniature golf course

[@DIVINITYSAID]

O Howard 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂

[@ryanlhobson13]

He would agree I think. That’s hilarious Howard

[@ohoward512]

@@ryanlhobson13 gang Shit bruh. I believe he would as well Hoppy

[@boofert.washington2499]

"I'm gonna suggest that putter, sir. It's the hitta."

[@SonOfaGun999]

Sad asf rn but Theo always manages to put a smile on my face. Needed that shit today.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Good to have this to watch during quarantine

[@NASkeywest]

Who quarantined you

[@laynescooby9784]

@@NASkeywestJust Some Guy With A Mustache Probably

[@bobbybush1750]

@@NASkeywest Desperate Weeb's are always on self quarantine, because they are complete deplorables.

[@martinlouis911]

13:34 Theo does strike me as the kinda guy who considers Maui Hawaii "outside the country" lol

[@mesomeone8684]

Man, for dude who's has the cheating wife. Leave! Dont take her back. She only wants convenience from you. Know your worth bruh.

[@jestervaleska1806]

facts

[@inoddswetrust6826]

Theo's getting ready for the return of christ

[@Tormentality]

hahahahaha the lord liveth hahahah

[@warriorprincess1846]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tryptaminegod3699]

Lol that’s the Pisces in him. Praise god brother

[@mattchrisman250]

Praise the Lord 🙏 Gang gang

[@bigzachful]

Amen

[@maxsiehier]

Theo looks like the guy who'd finally dare to ask who this crazy 19 yo kid named CORVIN is three weeks in the pandemic

[@daniellanunez4121]

theo is so dedicated to us. hes still having his shows, still doing the podcast. we fucking love you THEO!

[@Grunge_Cycling]

"If you keep your mouth shut, it can't get in your mouth!"

[@MJ-ct3gv]

Bernadette with the hot air balloon almost killed me. 😂 I 💗 it! Thank you Theo. 💗

[@rzrselliott]

Theo is lowkey a philosopher, I hear what he says.

[@homepro2155]

nick's laugh is great. always makes things funnier when you hear him chuckle in the background

[@alisonrock2891]

Somehow I feel more optimistic about this virus after listening to Theo 😂🖤

[@mouthywitch]

Our Grandparents went to war to save the world, we're being asked to stay home to not overload hospitals. Theo, you are a good dude, but staying home is just smart.

[@idab6864]

Yeah it's so irresponsible for him to preach Incorrect info right now

[@IceKoldKilla]

I wanna leave this litany I've been carrying with me for the past year to help me. I hope it helps others too: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[@JeffNixonComedy]

Only good thing to come out of this mess is all the great podcasts to keep ya entertained - cheers to Theo...enjoy your isolation, everyone!

[@HoboSammiches]

"Let's have some fun while we all die"

[@CSDonohue11]

Bro... exactly. How fitting of an intro.

[@x3david36]

Amen!

[@imwhoyouwannabe]

The Max Preps line was the most underappreciated thing this whole episode. I honestly died laughing when I first heard it.

[@alsnow1049]

It’s been awhile, glad you’re still grinding this content out Gang gang

[@d-complex_live_dnb_sets]

Thank you Theo for this Podcast. From las Vegas here, No St. Paddys for us, most of the bars and restaurants are closed. We will all get through this one way or another.

[@Songbirdofourgeneration]

Anybody ever eaten at Grey Block? Was it that hitter?

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

Brennan Huff I’m so curious. They love theo lol

[@gracejenson]

It's probably closed now

[@MichaelRuiz3]

more like grey cock pizza...

[@ffnovice7]

It's good, but a tad overpriced for pizza. It's right in front of Santa Monica College's main entranceway. I literally grew up a couple blocks from there. I got my nostalgic hitter.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@MichaelRuiz3 DAMN BRO HOW'D YOU COME UP WIT THAT??

[@philsophi6557]

That was a beautiful little episode.. very considerate and hilarious!

[@Ryan_11990]

Anyone else feel bad for Theo because he doesn’t get to have himself in his life like we get to have Theo in our lives?

[@auroraborealis13579]

A resounding YES just filled my chest cavity.

[@kidsister316]

Theo and Mike Judge continuing his already hilarious animation?! match made in heaven! congrats dude it's my birthday, it's the apocalypse, i just wanna eat Grey Block pizza down by the closed santa monica pier while Theo sucks maple syrup off my toes while telling me tales of rescuing a family of baby armadillos as a kid

[@michaelpichardo7134]

Mike judge! and Greg Daniels! and possibly pappiotoon , And the goat Theo von ! I'm stoked! And happy for the future.

[@TannerFlowers]

Mother nature always had a good set on her.

[@paulamerson7581]

Racked up

[@TannerFlowers]

@@paulamerson7581 don't want her pulling them out. That's when the shit really goeth down.

[@valeriedonahoe5264]

Charlie! get over here! I laugh every time I think about you talking about that. I know that dog wishes he can see you again. He wants to pop another nicoret. Love from Texas! Gang

[@nicelydone4846]

With you Theo, heaven is a place on earth

[@johnwilson8197]

Lmaooooooo "IF YOU KEEP YOUR SUNGLASSES ON" ☠💀☠💀☠

[@calebhanan7099]

Dang theo took my call!! Gang gang I appreciate the advice!!

[@ultranadax6852]

Theo walks the fine line between silly goose ridiculous and the ramblings of a homeless person.

[@SpiralCleric]

Man a show would be awesome, I love all of the animations. Also I agree we can focus on the good things coming out of the quarantines such as self care and people focusing on their health and being with family.

[@robster985]

Redbilled tatteltail!! You are slayin brother! I'm laughin so hard the dog is looking at me like WTF?? The BABY has it?? This podcast is off the chain!! gangang!!

[@dadams9158]

Oops, no plagiarism, didnt see yours until I posted mine. Yours is better, I'll delete mine.

[@robster985]

@@dadams9158 I didn't see your post but is it just me? I'm a big fan of Theo but he just blew up. This is the funniest podcast he's done in my opinion and that's sayin a lot!! gangang brother!

[@mikeyRD08]

Theo "I Used to Know Somebody Who" Von

[@nemonemo3898]

Exactly 👍🏼💯😂

[@waloacme]

Please don't start with that shit...

[@the_KING_andthe_DUCK]

Very similar to Brian “A. Buddy of mine is a” Callen

[@funkstauzz]

Theo "they had a boy near me" Von

[@Raye22]

Theo you’re the best!❤️❤️❤️

[@kidsister316]

allison bevan. thank you for spelling "you're" correctly!

[@Jedi1993]

COVID-19 is the creepy guy on the roof playing a violin xD

[@knifen2478]

Its that fidler

[@seandawson5899]

Thanks for not making a mockery of the virus while simultaneously bringing some laughter to the table. Much needed.

[@grrizzzy7]

“Bernadette bought a hot air balloon just hangin out over Memphis. Talkin shit. Throwin down empty bags of bugels. Talkin shit”😂

[@antiatheism9063]

I always knew the short long would make a comeback!

[@aeb8316]

Named my fancy Bluetooth speaker "that hitter" so when I connect, I'm gettin that Hitter! Good job papa, keep on pushing, stay creative.

[@craiglandry2032]

Theo please never stop doing this show

[@yogurtslinga09]

Ima keep my sunglasses on baby!! 😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheFifthWallz]

Wow virus lady must be related to the guy in the park yelling at his SLAVE DOG! LOL

[@CliveRobertKennedy]

Theo is a big bro we don't deserve, Gang Gang

[@kingbacon10]

love how he circumlocutes gloves with caferteria mittens this man must be protected at all costs

[@gangstaflamingo]

Im so glad the email sound is back. Missed that thing

[@mitchellkean609]

Glass in the sand i freekin love love looooove it and theo he's my visual positivity

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Theo says so much yet doesn't say anything at all 😂

[@waitinroom]

ok after that ad, i finally know wtf lil brows was talking about with the pico blvd line and "come get that hitter"

[@deafman5680]

Theo was def talking about Amanda Cerny and Johannes Bartl the bald guy lol

[@NASkeywest]

The one who tries to hide from death is usually the 1st one to find it.

[@nopeteys2424]

Dark Star King not in a pandemic lol. The less people who get exposed and spread it around the better. Even if most people arent at risk from dying of the virus you can still get really sick to the point of needing to be at the hospital and thats the worry is that our hospitals are gonna overflow like were seeing in Italy. We havent seen the worst of this virus yet in America it just got here

[@NASkeywest]

@@nopeteys2424 in China the numbers have already fallen and they are tearing down the temporary hospitals. Heart disease kills 17 million a year. Why are people freaking about this but eat garbage and dont even exercise. The media and goverment are scaring everyone so the federal reserve could loan out 1.5 trillion to Wall Street. Thats the reason for all this. The tax payers just handed over 1.5 trillion to the most corrupt, wealthy, and powerful group of companies on the planet. Meanwhile people are fighting over toilet paper.

[@lazyjoe99]

Bro Theo is right about birds, they do look like they are spyin on you then fly off like they’re gunna snitch on you. ROFL 🤣

[@scottokaga2702]

i love you, when i am stoned ....you are even more funny

[@canetoad6944]

The America/train metaphor was good. Feel similar

[@alifelesstoxic1253]

Tricking the kids into thinking this is Gum Drop Soup 🤣🥰😭

[@crapheap8]

waddupp homies!!! Corona Wassup

[@metamentality9818]

Thanks for the episodes Theo!

[@brianramirez8255]

That bird bit came out of space and it landed hard lmao

[@asavalentine6028]

You know Maui is a island of misfits if Theo says there is “special characters”

[@nothinbutpeanut]

And makes an edit cuting of the caller, must've said something bad

[@gmaccormack420]

Dust bears out there

[@Herbinatah420]

Red Bill Tattle Tails flying down there.

[@ricardoangel9440]

I read this just as he said it ... happened pretty often to me with theos videos for some reason

[@boofert.washington2499]

Willie Nelson lives there.

[@sarcastanaut]

God bless you, Theo!

[@crystallampkin4033]

I saw you in Maui! Great show!!

[@NYCWendy1]

Happy Birthday Theo !! 🥪🥢🥡💕🍦🍩🎂🧃!

[@shanemurphy4341]

Damn Theo hit it right on the nail man. Love ya no homo and God bless you and your family. Brahs for life

[@HilariousStandUpClips]

Bruh. That first lady’s idea of heaven was freakin awesome.

[@rebaj3277]

“If you cut off the news that definitely helps you live.” Preach to me Theo Von 🙏

[@rubbersole79]

Dang....respect for the consistently interesting opening tunes......

[@ronaldvasquez9391]

Thanks for the shoutout!!!

[@fantomasfanto8469]

Just remember......”IF YOU KEEP YOUR SUNGLASSES ON, IT CAN’T GET IN YOUR EYES!!!!! 😎” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robrob7449]

This is the best episode so far

[@llulianorona9428]

Theo is the type of guy to be The last radio host in the movie 2012 , sceptical till the end , 🤣🤣