Christmas Possibilities | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@kianavega8803]

My soul left my body when he said “if you know somebody without legs, draw a picture of them with legs” 🤣💀

[@theabsoluteWOAT]

"this is how i see you"

[@victoriaarmstong322]

Same😹

[@Jippa_33]

“I see you complete” 🤣

[@Sppearmintt]

😂😂😂

[@vanessamarrero1147]

Yesssss 😂😂😂😂

[@Zach-jh6zs]

“You can’t put a toddler on Mt. Everest, you gotta put him on an ant hill first” Amen brother

[@jimmyhenson2167]

Praise the lord….Gang Gang brother

[@thomaszyesensky4626]

Lol yeah probably don't want to put toddlers on anthills either lol 🤣🤣

[@randylahey8968]

Get out there and hug a brother! Hug a white woman! Email a Vietnamese person. Someone of different ethnicities. You gotta drill people with love baby. It’s Christmas time.

[@paulrandazzo6589]

Lol I was looking for this comment. Praise God 🙌

[@nwerdscissorhands7475]

It's that time of the day where I'm trying to understand what Theo is talking about. Merry Christmas. Gang gang.

[@HiiiGHLIFE1]

Lmaoo 30 mins in and I just thought wtf is he even talking about lol

[@gdeleon4711]

My favorite part of the day. Merry Christmas Gang

[@crtucker2391]

@@gdeleon4711 Gang gang

[@ericafrenk6747]

You don’t understand but you laughed right.., he does his job and helps ppl in process.. 🥰

[@josephvanwyk2088]

The genius that is Theo Von. I'm rolling with laughter

[@funnybearburger8817]

Theo looking like a pizza delivery guy who drinks the garlic sauce

[@jordanmercier3616]

My best friends growing up were twins, there mom worked at pizza pizza and both them big boys used to drink those garlic sauces. They were like 6'2" 275lbs at 14 years old lol, bulk sauce.

[@BenDover-yy6pd]

Dude love Theo but why is that so accurate that was funny as shit

[@Levaface]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@grahamwalden2867]

That salty warm hitter

[@Aworology333]

Theo looking like a Mexican Marty Mcfly

[@MichaelTheChairman]

I’m handicapped and Theo’s idea of drawing a person with working legs if they don’t have any, saying this is how I see you… is actually a present I would like 😂

[@Skateobyou]

hahahah yesss that was my favorite joke 🤣

[@no-won]

Hahaha that's awesome!!

[@no-won]

I hope Elon Musk gives you a leg chip for your brain bro 🙏

[@YoungEllo]

“I see you complete “

[@ReallyReall]

That’s awesome 🕊🌱🕊❣️

[@teriaviles8560]

I so love Theo. Took my 71-year-old step-dad to the show on Maui right at the beginning of the pandemic. I don't think he totally got Theo's humor, but I cherish the evening I got spend with him at a place he loved (the MACC) and was the last time he got to attend an event before he passed (unrelated to COVID). Theo's absurdist ramblings make me laugh out loud like no one else can. As a former Houston resident, I love that Louisiana vibe!!

[@manonthemoon379]

Gang gang 🤙🏼

[@dominickowalczyk8253]

70 year old dad GANG

[@Yochillitsthatserious]

Well put his comedy is for those who take delight in absurdity.

[@28MalMan]

H-Town!

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

I was there and Theo is so humble and awesome and may your father rest his soul

[@gingernichols8419]

Theo, you really are an earth angel. You have an amazing gift for cheering people up and making them feel not so bad about being on this planet. It's a very powerful and rare ability. You did it for me and countless others. Merry Christmas and Thank You!!

[@Makszi]

I told my gf there was a new Theo while I made dinner, and she goes "Theo always makes me feel better." Gang gang.

[@auroraborealis13579]

GG ❤️

[@victoriaarmstong322]

Amen! 🙌🙌

[@mattbatzel207]

Never even realized how much he did that for me till everyone started commenting about it

[@phoenixmcandrewmusic]

You just don’t want to be around when a camera isn’t on him.

[@Kerrviii]

I hear you Theo . I love the creativity. One big thing is just to remember some people are isolated & have no one to talk to. I volunteer for a “friendship line” to the elderly to check in on them. They have the best stories! Check on your people… or even a stranger.. be kind.

[@gigischaumburg4289]

I am on the other end of that line...it has saved me and brought me joy

[@derekdodd6823]

You've really made me look at the world differently with all of your videos an as I'm writing this you're literally talking about hugging your neighbor randomly🤣 you mean alot to all of us Theo. I hope we help you strive to keep doing these videos an help you see the good you're doing thank you.

[@bogartguillen249]

Theo knows!, he's the best and he appreciates us just how we appreciate him but even more #imupstairssss I got a Mexican pen pal because of the first 40 seconds of this Pcast

[@bogartguillen249]

@@pnwlife8593 really is ,everyone be safe stay cautious , and like you said we need more of us out here spreading the love Things don't have to be so hard

[@jasonrodriguez4863]

i really hope he sees this comment ! he really means the world to me and lemme say “No Homo” to that because he would want me to ! LMAO love this dude so much

[@breezyncj]

Tickle em. You gotta tickle a neighbor.

[@MrFloppyFlute]

Out here doing the lords work

[@sophster201]

Dude I think about calling and sending messages like that too but I'm glad someone said it and let him know. This podcast got me thru the most difficult two years of my life too. I hope theo knows and can feel the love

[@kanvasking726]

Love Theo's creative mind. He is so unique always living outside the box. Such a great comedian and just an all around great guy. Fan for life brother. Gang.

[@Helium089]

This alone could’ve been a special 😂😂😂 this off the dome freestyle

[@jennamarie2665]

Thanks for dropping the pod Theo. For an hour, we get to forget about what's going on in our own lives and become engulfed in the magic that is you. I'm truly thankful and grateful for you! 💙 I hope you enjoy your time off here soon, you deserve it. We are okay🙏

[@pistolpete2803]

Theo got on that Christmas vest hitter 🎅🎄

[@z-z-z-z]

coke induced, "vest wearing." gang...gang...

[@dentonvisual]

Looking like a Marlboro Santa helper

[@pistolpete2803]

@@z-z-z-z a few years ago I was listening to the Joe Rogan experience and I heard a unknown comic talking about how he was alone in his apartment doing cocaine and buying vests on the internet. 😂😂😂That unknown comics name was Theo Von and I have been listening to him ever since.

[@Trapmuzik44]

@@pistolpete2803 best part of the story was when Joe was like good thing you don't have to see that landlord anymore and Theo was like O I still live there. Loooool

[@1000Ducks]

This episode was seriously the first Christmas carols I've heard all year

[@savageguy25]

I haven’t pooped in 3 days, Theo relaxes me so much I’ve finally done it. Thanks Brother for that shitter hitter.

[@frankkirkman5994]

Stop doing them pills man...

[@status0]

@@frankkirkman5994 Hahaha

[@reverbandchill]

GET THAT HITTER

[@petefrvlogs]

legit me today

[@Audiofatuation]

I actually kinda loathe this time of year, but Theo has a way of recapturing the real energy & essence in a way that's easy & lovely.

[@jesusJDCS]

The 52:00 mark is some gold content for a stand up. Theo out here giving the best stand ups on youtube

[@nemohoez8849]

Theo you're the funniest guy alive

[@carolinagirl7596]

Thanks for keeping us “joyed up” throughout the year, Theo. We appreciate you. Your podcast definitely adds to my life. Gang gang.

[@fabian7463]

Theo always cheers me up no matter what's going wrong with the world.

[@Frankfoot986]

For real

[@420fittness]

I will definitely not be sneaking up on my trash man to “tickle his ass” 😬😂

[@cr584]

you're missin out!

[@stantonh1452]

You just don’t have that Christmas spirit bruh

[@tonybee1721]

Grinch

[@bostondave7552]

Daniel. Lol

[@keeganhowell6613]

Hey family.. I'm not even gone lie I'm feelin hella depressed for the holidays. Family ain't the same . Lost a lotta ppl. Just fightin the dark arts . Yall pray for ya boy .. love yall . Praise God baby .. gang gang fam 🤙

[@jopo7996]

Theo looks like a baggage handler that was fired for tickling a stewardess, because it was Christmas time.

[@teriaviles8560]

Haha!!!

[@tishie42]

I would let him tickle me any day!

[@bumbaclot813]

Lol.

[@mellamoluv9466]

Tickling a little Viet man possibly. But it was all alright… he was enjoying it. Sometimes big business just get caught up with intersecting emotions. But it’s alright, we’re all feeling good this Christmas. Can I get an amen my brothers ?

[@HF1.0]

Lame.

[@iAMitUnot]

Merry Christmas, Theo. So many of us are thankful for you brother. Gang gang!!

[@randylahey5463]

Theo, from one addict to another; thank you. Some people pretend to care about things and behave like you don't. You behave like you don't care when you actually do. It's funny how people work but you've helped me through a lot. Half positive you won't even see this but I wanted to pass some love to an unknown friend in the holiday season.

[@alexandermartin7028]

ImIn rehab for the holidays this year. Gang gang baby. "Corey, trevor smokes. Let's go"

[@keeganhowell6613]

I care bruh

[@joemckinley]

@@alexandermartin7028 gang brother, time is a healer, it won't always be like this. Hang in there

[@gingerleamcwow435]

@@alexandermartin7028 been there a few times also. It doesnt go away but it gets easier. Good vibes your way, brother 🤘

[@rachelhouse9386]

Great way to start my day. I’m so thankful I found this podcast earlier this year. Merry Christmas Theo and thank you for all you do for all of us .

[@josephvanwyk2088]

This is why I consider Theo Von's podcast the best of them all, hahah. Also, who can talk an hour nonsensical dry-humor. Genius. GG

[@two-tone6524]

theo looking like marty mcfly what a beautiful christmas season

[@Dhardy316]

Hey bud, why dont you make like a tree AND BARK

[@alexlloera8071]

More like if Marty mcfly found a meth pipe 😂

[@jemiiam]

Thotty McFried

[@mikethepsych2084]

Get That life reserver!

[@Dhardy316]

@@alexlloera8071 I heard this in King Theos voice

[@FlobberwellGweneveve]

I grew up with Theo back in the late 90s early 2000's. He's a cool dude, pretty quiet most times. But always respectful. We're not friends friends, but we have common friends and we hang out probably around 3 times a year these days. So happy to see him doing so well 👏 you deserve it, dawg. Gang gang, baby.

[@idab6864]

Your name totally sounds like a name he would use In a story lol

[@troy8423]

@@idab6864 omg

[@cybergimp]

@@idab6864 wouldn't be surprised of ole florence has a special talent

[@onestarflag9876]

Florence dont have a foot on his right leg, and he smells like popcorn all the damn time. Gang baby.

[@bruhman5722]

are you the kid with the wooden shirt?

[@caznakcur9905]

Theo means with God. You’re one of the REAL ones in this overly fake world we find ourselves in. Truly. I never comment. You deserve and have earned some love. Cheers for all the laughs and contemplative moments. All the best to you and your dearest brotha, cheers from NZ!

[@Nomoneyproductions1]

*somebody gets knocked out” Theo: “I wish I could sleep like that” 💀💀🤣

[@kanvasking726]

Love you Theo. You're a huge inspiration to me and your podcasts always lighten my day and make me smile. There isn't another human on earth quite like you bro. Keep going man. Much love, Gang.

[@cymaratechoverdragon]

Theo out here dressed like the employee of the month at Target.

[@kendallleingang]

This uploads at 3am when I cannot sleep. 🙌 Love you, Theo + the TPW crew! Merry Christmas! 😘

[@Jaxonflaxonwaxon]

THEO spread that hope brother, you are a walking miracle!! Just like all of us, the difference between you and I is that your voice is heard much more than mine. Just for today, we all have 1 thing in common, and that is TODAY!!!

[@superemma1366]

Theos got this new glow to him recently

[@JS-jf7gv]

“You can’t put a toddler on Mt Everest.” -Theo Von This is the wisdom I seek.

[@Nonameforyoudangit]

Watching this old episode for the first time. Might be one of my favorite veraions of the mullet. Gang.

[@shawnmclean2338]

Man I don't even know what to say. This is pure gold. Just what I needed to lift me up. Everyone is so uptight these days but Theo reminds us to be human and laugh. Merry Christmas

[@Randomperson7409]

I have never found a better way to explain Christmas and be flirty than than "it happened once in the desert, but that's a wrap. Now we gotta do some touch".

[@RealNewsMMA]

You can’t put a toddler on Mount Everest You gotta put em on an ant hill first And that’ll be my quote going into the new year bruh

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

24:40 As a younger man in rehab, while coming off of a bad opioid addiction, my withdrawals were so miserable and so extremely intense that I had my roommate knock me out just so I could have a brief moment where I didn’t want to die.. this piece of the show just brought me back to that place in my life and made me grateful that I’m not there anymore.

[@chriswalker9218]

This is one hour of straight up Theo Von gold baby!!! This could have have been a Netflix special by itslef!!

[@yinyogawithkit]

“I felt so many possibilities… like I was in a damn Fallopian tube.” Hahaha that’s what I’m striving for in life 😏😝

[@tracititus9791]

Please keep the - I’m UPSTAIRS! Merch up until after Christmas. I just now saw it and I am buying it for myself LOLOL. I’m yelling that everyday if my life to my husband and kids!!! Now I won’t have to 🤣.

[@bakedatassup]

I've already made the choice that my entire family will be listening to this instead of Christmas songs on Christmas day. This is gonna be coming through the big speakers.

[@Donchenz00]

Theo this was gold 😂😂 When you were talking about the reindeers “ there’s a Mexican one called vato” Or one that’s addicted to computer cleaner😂😂😂

[@angeldoesfunny]

"Be a love gun" appreciate the advice Theo!

[@PiglyT8C]

I got that "I'm Upstairs!" Long sleeve and it's dope as fuck. Fits perfect, plus I get to rep the podcast. Got that hitter baby, GANG GANG!

[@Soyuz2578]

I love how Theo rambles on randomness at the start it's hilarious 😂😂😂

[@BennyDeSlager]

Merry christmas Theo, thanks for a year of joy again sir GANGGANG

[@macgruber4689]

Wearing a vest indoors, upstairs to be safe when the snow storm hits, that plastic bagged blizzard. Gang gang-Ho Ho Ho.

[@alexcamarena8643]

Big homie Theo stays dropping knowledge and how it should be. Gang.

[@treverloyaltyanderson6501]

Theo seems like someone who was living in the 80’s and found a time machine and got sent to the future which is present time and is still tryin to learn everything new but no one knows cuz he is playin it off so fukin good cuz he’s just that cool. Gang gang

[@Vampnado]

I'm upstaaaaaaaairs!!! ~ Lots of love for Theo!!

[@itzFlaco723]

“U didn’t get a baby with out sex, that happened one time in the desert and that’s a wrap” he’s so non chant wit his bangers I love it

[@MainlyYeezy]

I need a Theo tee & hat or bag that says "My fav type of weed was umm, coke"

[@Dudesobchek]

😬👍

[@justincripps1444]

Merry Christmas theo from the world! You sir, single handedly, make this world a better place! Bless you and your family brother! And again, theo for president 2024!!!

[@fredychicano654]

Lies and your being a little to gayy

[@bhew7409]

@@fredychicano654 too gay* and hes fine, I dont know about speaking for the whole world but let him be happy xD

[@justincripps1444]

@@fredychicano654 fredy, learn to spell correctly before you try to hit someone up with an insult... tis the season to grow up and spread the love. You keep the negative attitude and enjoy your life. Merry Christmas my man. Find some joy

[@fredychicano654]

@@justincripps1444 lol the internet doesn't care enuf shhh I'm 100%%%%% sure your a YELP CRITIC

[@spencer8754]

@@fredychicano654 I’m 100% sure you’re a Chinese bot

[@starman2125]

Theo you are the golden children, brother keep up the fun times. Gang Gang

[@ejnemo1325]

Salutes Theo Merry Christmas brother. You know all those AA and NA one liners are the truth nothing changes if nothing changes

[@andrewhuddleston3086]

I know, and always know what this man is taking bout. on that level, no man articulates it better! my dream Christmas would be that hitter hat hitter on a beautiful Saturmas morning

[@darkwingbeatz1835]

Gang gang from Lancaster, PA. Waking up too early actually paid off today 😎

[@AvengingBus]

Theo you have truly been a light in my life recently. Keep doing you, wish you the best always.

[@Ridz149]

10:50 so suprised he didn’t say “HOLD THE LINE!!!!”

[@alicelewis8427]

Thank You 🙏🏻 for being you! You are doing good work helping many by just being Theo ❤️

[@t77break]

This episode just knocked my cranium outta the fucking park

[@ashleycarroll3264]

All i want for Christmas is Theo Von tour tickets!!!🎄🎅

[@trav3rsy]

Ayyyy I didn’t think I would smile today. Gang, onward.

[@Drugstorecowboy69]

These keep me going 💯

[@jmaice83616]

I got to be totally honest with you Theo. I had no idea what you were talking about today, but I had a good time listening to it all. Gang gang brother!

[@o8red8o]

Merry Christmas Theo. Thinking about you and hoping you are good brother. Thank you for beeing there and doing what you are doing. It helps alot. Much love

[@dentonvisual]

Tis the season to straighten the snake, for closing Pandora's box and tickling a neighbor ⛄

[@kimhornhem5399]

"u cant put a toddler on mount everest, you gotta put him on an ant hill first" wise words from theo von

[@ginogarcia8730]

"Trap an eagle for um, that's God's NFT." 🤣🤣🤣

[@triunity686]

Yup I felt it when you said draw a swastika on his back, that's that drunk hitter boy. Whoever falls asleep 1st gets that perma marker. #GangGang

[@kanvasking726]

Merry Christmas to everyone reading this!

[@auroraborealis13579]

Right back at you! 🎄⛄️🎉

[@jerryjenkins8247]

Merry Christmas

[@MandyLand08]

I love that you uploaded a video this Early. It's going to be a good day. Thank you, Theo. Merry Christmas!💞

[@onebadgirl1657]

Love all the videos. Thanks Theo I wish we could silly dance. U have a huge heart. Merry Christmas Theo ❤️

[@griffinhick1362]

Theooo hope your good brother big love from Australia here!🤘gang gang son!merry christmas man ya definitely make our lives better more than you know and thats for sure. Appreciate you gang bro 🤘🤘🔥🔥

[@larrydennisjr1730]

Listening to this episode every year round this time ☝️🌲

[@briandavis1798]

Every single episode there’s a moment where I literally laughed out loud today was when he said “she could be dating a reindeer on the side who knows?” 🤣

[@racheller8753]

Hilarious " I'm an adult, why is someone reading me a book"? Too funny😆😊💜

[@blossom56718]

Theo takin us to church 😇

[@flylifejay1395]

I drive, I listen, I laugh . PG baby, Praise God. Love you Theo. Happy holidays !

[@shawnaimus]

Merry Christmas Theo. Thank you for all you do! We love you ♡

[@crankbaitcody4162]

Merry christmas theo! Tight lines to all my fisherman and fisherwoman!

[@blessedtobealive3119]

Love you theo!!!! I was waiting and waiting for this new podcast to pop up at the top of my screen, and i was happy af to see this. I’m always counting on seeing your new episodes

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Christmas ain’t the only white thing Theo’s dreaming of… We see that Vest hitter BABYYYY!!! No judgement, Love ya Bud Merry Christmas 🎄

[@brittanychance639]

Lmao

[@StevenMartinGuitar]

Theo out here looking like a gas station attendant who can't wait to finish his shift so he can go home and play with his dog in the front yard. Gang.

[@CombatCoulture]

Theo bringing back the life perserver vest look

[@jasonbeaudoin7205]

You cant reproduce a Theo. Original . Love it. Those little comments that arent even intented to be funny are funny . They're only one Theo i love it ..GangGang

[@Soulless6415]

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you and yours bro… thanks for all you do… and def take care of yourself in January… you always deserve the time to take care of yourself. Be good to yourself bro… you deserve it

[@jackbarrows7484]

Merry Christmas to you and your dear mother Theo hope the new year is good to all of us! God is good!

[@mrunpopularopinion334]

Theo is the VIBE

[@quincyseis813]

Amazing MERCH!! I am an angler and a true fan of you so I was completely sold on that hoodie!!!! GANG GANG Trout Slayer!

[@dmcalister4505]

Just watched The Challenge on Netflix , Theo you've came a long way brother 💪🏼

[@dakotasmith576]

Great first date idea Theo!!

[@auroraborealis13579]

Actually…..yes!

[@66shaggy77]

27:05 "Happy Birthday" but ya Fuked I'm 💀🤣 That's like a A1 comedy bit‼️💯

[@elburro5434]

"You can't put a toddler on Mount Everest. You have to put them on an anthill first." genius

[@christinamarchand5646]

what a sweet tender soul god bless this man. if we could only see ourselves the way we see others.