Hali Flakes

[@Dan-zb7vn]

Halifax must have rang the police saying there's a man outside with a camera hence the speedy response.

[@Dontbeasheep33]

Police protect the money over the public that’s for certain.

[@MrGersboy72]

“Help there’s a junkie shouting at us” “we’ll send someone round in a while” “someone else has turned up with a camera” “on our way ma’am”

[@wahidkhaliq4776]

@Auditing Britain I have a shocking Tesco video for you .... you’re welcome to use it . How do I send you it ?

[@matthew3774]

Halifax definitely have a service level agreement with the police to get that kind of response. Joe public would just get “sorry no units available” on the phone

[@Yodaspirit45]

@@Dontbeasheep33 nar ARF

[@bleromafia]

That's absolutely true. when the bank/office call, they immediately respond and take it serious.

[@ciarastafford1518]

They didn't like being told that they turn up in a flash for a bank but not an individual coz they knew you were right.

[@davidcann6021]

I'd have thought probably not directly down to the police units but more who ever has written the dispatch protocol? Either way I remember calling the police years ago about a teenerage zipping down a footpath past an old lady on a moped. Took about 2 days for someone to turn up to take the footage.

[@robbiesmith2525]

When was the last time you saw or heard police actually help a member of the public? I cant recall a single occasion.

[@geodun]

@@davidcann6021 Also down to proximity. A call for an angry man at the bank just around the corner from where a unit is available is likely to get a quick response. They will not sit on it for 15 minutes to give the appearance that response times are the same for all calls. If they have two equivalent calls, they will deal with one that is close before travelling to the other one.

[@geodun]

@@robbiesmith2525 Just last night I was in a service station cafe and two women arrived saying they were being threatened by one of their partners. The guy then arrived and was clearly agitated and trying to get close to the women so the staff let the women in to a secure area and called the police. The guy kept coming and going and was variously angry and crying trying to get the women to come out. The police came and dealt with him. The women, the staff and the customers were happy about that and to be fair, the police probably saved the guy from himself.

[@songbirdalbert1247]

Strong communities don't need policing, seriously deluded these folk, quite dangerous.

[@Brightstarlivesteam]

My elderly ,mother's house was broken in to, they smashed the kitchen window, frame and all. It took the police 3 days before they visited her and further 7 days before SOCO came. If the Banks phone for non incident or an Enforcement agent is trying to enforce a parking fine. They send a pile of officers, immediately!!

[@DM-ln8vu]

Were the intruders still there? If not it’s not an emergency.

[@Brightstarlivesteam]

@@DM-ln8vu There were no intruders, as you can see at the start of the incident, Halifax refused to let a customer, withdraw funds from his account, because he had used the withdrawal proceed too frequently.

[@DM-ln8vu]

@@Brightstarlivesteam I wasn’t referring to this incident look at the comment I responded to

[@Brightstarlivesteam]

@@DM-ln8vu That does not matter, it is their duty to seal off the site of a crime and reassure the elderly house holder that they are investigating. The only reason they turned up at all, was because they were pestered to visit the scene of the crime and SOCO only turned up for the same reason. Naturally any evidence had been destroyed by the Weather!

[@DM-ln8vu]

@@Brightstarlivesteam seems like low level criminal damage. Not defending police but they may have higher priority crime.

[@handyjayes1]

Well done AB. NEVER give the police any info. We see what they do to innocent people these days.

[@johntracey4196]

AB would have a dodgey marker put next to his name and follow him through life!!

[@ianphillipson1514]

The police are there to protect the money and not the people. Respect AB top man. 👍👍👍👍👍

[@Cwizes]

Just like in gta5 when doing that mission in story mode of robbing the bank at the top of the map all of a sudden all the coppers come to protect what’s theirs.

[@samtaurus007]

That "police" officer is just perfect for the job. The way he kept repeating AB's answers back at him is a sure sign of a slow as hell mind. "police" - "What are you doing"?. AB - "I'm just filming" "police" - "You just filming"?. "police" - "Do you want to ID"?. AB - "I don't want to ID". "police" - "You don't want to ID"?.........Thick as shit. :)

[@ApofisRaxionNecros]

Regurgitating information is basic customer interaction 101. It validates that you heard them correctly and gives them an opportunity to correct you if you didn't, and believe me people WILL correct you if you say something back that isn't right. And before anyone hurls a bootlicker comment my way I'm not defending the police, it's just that this isn't really a valid criticism of anyone in any profession.

[@samtaurus007]

@@ApofisRaxionNecros I understand your reply but i disagree. I know people that repeat clear statements back at the person and it's my opinion it's a crap way of buying time in the mind, trying to think of a decent reply....but failing miserably. :)

[@ApofisRaxionNecros]

@@samtaurus007 Yeah, true. I'll admit I have actually used this method for BOTH reasons. Most of the time its "right, this is what you told me, I heard you, did I get it right?", but occasionally it'll be because "I'm sorry I was genuinely not listening, dafuq did you say?"

[@samtaurus007]

@@ApofisRaxionNecros Lol. It's a infuriating trick my old man used to do all the time, repeating a CLEARLY enunciated statement right back at me to buy a slow mind a few extra seconds to formulate a reply. The "i wasn't listening" statement doesn't wash though, they are obviously listening well enough to repeat the phrase verbatim right back at you. I expect it from some people, NOT the "police". That being said, i've come to expect such low level tactics from poorly trained, corrupt cowards (the "police"). :)

[@Cwizes]

@@ApofisRaxionNecros they’re just fishing for information to store in their database

[@thebeneficiary]

They are a corporation themselves, that’s why they respond quick time when another corporation rings them, , they should always be addressed as constables...

[@clivegetliff1293]

Corporatism and Fascism are the same!

[@Paul-nr6ws]

Or acting officer

[@richardkinghorn4729]

They are just constables, I refuse to call them Officers.

[@bazsnell3178]

They are NOT Officers! They are CONSTABLES! The highest position in their judiciary is the Chief CONSTABLE. Their judicial boundary for the County is the CONSTABULARY. Any of this sinking in yet?

[@uioplkhj]

@@bazsnell3178 Oh my god, who the hell cares?!

[@sandydobbie1255]

Yep the corporate police !!! If you report a burglary they come three days later give you an incident number then disappear end of !!! Great work AB as usual !!!

[@jaywalker3087]

Crime against money is more serious than crime against the person!!

[@tobeytransport2802]

It’s not crime against money though. It’s legally filming in a public street.

[@bobnicholson6118]

You're right there. They work for the money not crime. Not interested in you and me getting burgled or assaulted.

[@WorksopGimp]

Fake money dont forget

[@Mat-kr1nf]

Full respect for blurring that guys face out, a lot of auditors assure people they’ll blur them out, then leave them in!☹️

[@rogerborg]

It's in full view at 9:58

[@hearmenow909]

I got assaulted a year ago, still waiting for the police to come and see me. They gave me a crime number on the phone, that's it.

[@Seannn94]

@Auditing Britain AB lol, Some guy my man. Keep at it

[@youhavetoagree893]

@@Seannn94 that’s a fake Ab account

[@bensalter7997]

@Auditing Britain Sorry for what i did.

[@technojoe4079]

@@bensalter7997 why what did you do?

[@kevindenogla783]

Spot on about them arriving so fast.

[@wildsod]

AB your 1 in a million for wanting to help this guy out, not many people with a big heart like yours 😉

[@reecedaniel7614]

Nearly 1 in a million subscribers soon 💪🇬🇧

[@jamescullen2448]

Drug addicted

[@RealEyesRealiseRealLies]

Most people would write him off and not even notice he exists, but not AB and not me, everybody is treated with respect regardless of social status

[@akaNOCTURN]

*You're!

[@divergencefilms]

Do you really believe he would give him £20?

[@brianlawlor7366]

I called the police 7 months ago someone damaged my car still waiting for them to contact me welcome t Britain working class last on the list 🇮🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸👊🏻☘✝

[@kingofracism]

There's a racial aspect about it too. It's always been known that the British elite have a hatred of the White working class

[@ryandonagheylovescash4710]

Next time tell the police a guys filming outside your house and wait for the rapid response

[@stillben]

@@a-bootiful-mind6648 haha

[@juliematt1997]

Next time tell them a camera person is on the PUBLIC side walk taking photos of your house .

[@cat-lo3hx]

@@a-bootiful-mind6648 🤣😂😆👍

[@richardkinghorn4729]

What he says is technically true on who is available, however when a member of the public gets their house burgled they don’t even bother to turn up, that’s what annoys the public. Stay safe AB.

[@benlucas27]

I had my motorbike stolen and they said they would be there in 10 minutes and didn’t ever bother turning up. But when the co op was having a problem with a customer they came within 5 minutes.

[@bmeghani88]

I love the attempt at trying to cover the fact that they prioritize large corporations rather than general public

[@hometruthshomie8688]

its quite clear that they serve the Crown and the Crown's vested interests like the Bank of England and its banks, corporations etc. Serving the actual public is bottom of the list of priorities. Of course, they know this and that is why they hate being called public servants as us lowly serfs are the bottom of the pile. I would only ever call the police to get a crime number if essential, these days. I would not actually want them to come out and visit me in my home, as they most likely try and nick me for something. They are not to be trusted.

[@bmeghani88]

@@hometruthshomie8688 Yes that is very true, once I reported vandalism when some kids threw a log into my window. They never turned up. Police is absolutely useless to us common folk nowadays, i don't think I would bother reporting anything to them anymore.

[@78vinyl97]

That's why they identify themselves as officers rather than constables .they're acting in a civil capacity.

[@michael_mouse]

... thats because they are a corporation... 'birds of a feather' etc

[@ReadyPlayerDog]

It's not as insidious as that. They always reply to the easy jobs, the ones where they get to stand around for 30 minutes and do nothing. Then they sit in the car and write it up for an hour, then take a break. They're a right bunch of slackers.

[@billystepney6307]

17 years out of the UK the police are still full of shit, stay safe AB

[@maryhassan7462]

The police force are the most corrupt organisations/gang there is. My daughter was kidnapped and they were useless. It is unbelievable we are in a system that protects the big corporations that refuse to give us our own money 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ The job your are doing AB is beyond important and although comical at times it is extremely important 👌🏼👏🏼👍🏼

[@accounti98476]

Love when AB uploads keep up the good work.

[@jamesyjames1607]

Yo! Keep up the good work AB. Too much entertainment and comedy at the same time 😂

[@Thewebmastercom]

Lol, "I'll take it off don't worry". Immediately proceeds to show his reflection in the window.

[@chrisrebar2381]

".... I dont know what video, you were outside a police station and two policemen came out ..." - Ha, thats about 95% of his videos

[@ChillOutmyG]

He was defo lying

[@peterwhite3746]

That was a very nice gesture AB, for all the haters out there that think you may be a bad person this gesture erases all of that "BRAVO" to you sir, stay safe

[@SergeiFedorov77]

You can see the hatred in the cops eyes when they get filmed. That's how you instantly sort out the tyrants. They just have to come and bother you, bad cops hate exposure. All tyrants fear having to be held accountable. On another note, it's wonderful to see the empty streets not overcrowded with people all the time. This is how it should be really.. But not because of the current reasons, let's make our best to get rid of this pandemic soon.

[@KDips18]

@Auditing Britain 🇬🇧 Great content always AB. That was quality in the last video when you asked the Cop to go buy you a coffee ☕ and get himself a donut 🍩 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 loved it. He walked away really fast after that.

[@NeonSpinnner]

Loving the consistency AB!

[@beanser1]

He's made my Friday evening :-)

[@AuditingBritain]

Lots more to come

[@js0001xg]

@@AuditingBritain good stuff

[@richardtheeighth4431]

Sir AB, the plod asked for your details, (well done for declining) next they'll want your footage to stitch up the lads of them requesting their money that the greedy bank withholds from them. I commend you for asserting your rights and watching the backs of the less fortunate people. 🆎️ 💯 👍

[@jollygoodshow5608]

The bank was shut ffs

[@idaslpdhr]

Halifax do this if you take out too many small amounts your blocked, poor guy didn't know, but the snowflakes could have told him

[@richardtheeighth4431]

@@jollygoodshow5608 That's irrelevant, for all its worth thanks for your two pence worth. 🙄

[@richardtheeighth4431]

@@idaslpdhr Your right they could have been courteous to the lads, they probably were gloating and took pleasure that they were inside with the doors locked. 👍 Banks are the main offenders, employing far to many snowflakes. 💷 + 🏦 = ❄

[@jollygoodshow5608]

If the banks shut it's shut to all, how is that irrelevant ffs

[@djdelight_musik7181]

Another cop that works on the premise of 'Guilty til proven innocent'

[@wokeupandsmellthecoffee214]

AB you’re still the best, the way you offered the guy if he wanted to go on camera was so professional. Keep up the good work and keep those coffees going ☕️

[@pearlharbour3300]

just look how military the cops look these days....sinister really,,imagine when cash goes totally digital.....insidious guards at every checkout..

[@theresam1963]

We should never agree to a cashless society. Look at the power they would have. Step out of line and account is closed.

[@robertoc2485]

Keep using cash! Keep it going 👍👍

[@Snacksaloon]

You’re on a roll AB!

[@MrDenis7p]

Yo! A B Another Good Informative Video from around Derby. Thank You! All of the UK will probably be occupied watching all the News and Funeral of Prince Phillip Duke of Edinburgh who passed away today at 99 years of Age for the next few Days we offer our Condolences.

[@KingBlueSlimss]

As a Derby local who's in town every day working for Deliveroo and Uber, I can guarantee he was annoyed because he couldn't buy some spice.

[@Cheeseban151]

Exactly, both looked dodgy and gobbing on the floor. Definitely smack heads

[@grange247]

Classic, " the money is for his kid" of course it was!!! Can't believe how many on here fell for that old chestnut......come on Mr AB.

[@osmanjama8731]

what I like about AB is that he is gentleman , he is always polite and never swear when he get angry that's why I watch his videos with my teenage songs. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MATE

[@z0770z]

Did you write the songs?

[@osmanjama8731]

@@z0770z sory mate the was boys

[@talktothesand88]

Nearing a deserved 100k 👏

[@shafx1987]

I was in stitches when u said stop trying to look for my face in the reflection 😂🤣😂🤣 cos no doubt most including myself were trying to see

[@UKAudit]

Big respect for trying to find him 👊 loved every min m8 😁👍

[@lesterhales2785]

You are always spot on AB, your videos are quality bro!! Spreading the truth and our rights 100%

[@IrishWealdstoneRaider]

“Witness “ lol Trying to get your name. A new tactic.

[@terrybunch7313]

Yup, had nothing to do with the incident. Just fishing for details.

[@hometruthshomie8688]

Witness to someone being unhappy and venting their feelings is a crime these days. Before long it will be illegal to show any emotions and we will have to walk around like braindead drones. Its happening as we speak. We wont be allowed to raise our voices in public as they will class it as a public order offence. Farting out loud will be included too. Its horrible living in 21st Century Britain and its gonna get far worse. This is just the start of it. Complete totalitarian police surveillance state. 1984.

[@technojoe4079]

@@hometruthshomie8688 A Brave New World

[@technojoe4079]

@@worthwhile5401 Still fishing. They're trained to do it.

[@shahidfree]

Well said AB. When general public require police assistance they never respond or respond days later. Yet when an establishment calls on someone filming the respond is rapid and immediate. Interesting stuff. Great job AB these tyrants will never change

[@grrr.9998]

The little blonde female cop's eyes revealed how angry she felt that you dared to criticise them.

[@bournagin4439]

So true. When you call Plod for a burglary at your house, they never turn up for days. Big Corporations ring them and they are there in minutes. Joke!

[@mrb4408]

Guys do this outside banks hoping kind hearted people will give them money. Sneaky way to get cash for their beer, smack etc.

[@tentaklaus9382]

Perhaps if we had a better attitude towards drug problems and actually trying to help those struggling instead of imprisoning them they wouldn’t be in this situation. Beer, smack, etc 😂😂

[@mrb4408]

@@tentaklaus9382 I agree. My comment on the vid was purely what is actually going on in the cities these days. I’m not judging anyone at all, my brother is a paranoid schizophrenic who has struggled with alcohol dependency most of his life. The fact is that anyone can go downhill so fast it’s unreal. I really do feel for these homeless because they deserve much better.

[@itsnotforourconvenience2990]

@@mrb4408 I hate to think what the fallout will be because of this plandemic!

[@Collabcreatemarketing]

@Fusion Bunker sounds great in theory but please tell me what can be done to help these addicts they just want drugs it's sad but they don't want help (most of the time)

[@rogerchadwick3452]

Mate, mate ,mate , mate, mate , mate ,mate......the underclass at play....

[@ESSA20]

Slowly but surely were getting there 100k your brave soul, you and others will bring change.

[@RobertMarsh1988]

I would call this a semi successful interaction. The police officer was professional and courteous. He was also very considerate of the people working in the bank. I also like how he gave his own reasoning for police not showing up when needed. Unfortunate circumstances for the gentleman who couldn't withdraw money though. I would definitely give that police officer a pass.

[@hazelife7366]

almost 100k mate, well done

[@naztubes]

"I'm gonna try and find that Chav and give him twenty quid" LoL!

[@bsb11kat25]

Derby Police......top knot......have a look at crimebodge about them!! nice and cool AB

[@Killary-Klinton]

The Derbyshire police were terrible.. well Crimebodge already taught us that ha ha ha

[@MorrowindES17]

I enjoy watching your visits you go to place I never visited before good work AB.

[@ganjover4978]

The amount of times I've walked past Halifax in these covid times to tumbleweed, what r the odds of this

[@ganjover4978]

Glad u finally made it this neck of the woods btw, always wondered what reaction you'd get

[@robbiesmith2525]

and there was 4 of them plus two more hanging around in the background

[@gooders8855]

I know we shouldn’t judge, but I wasn’t convinced that those two needed £20 for a child. Hopefully I’m correct cos they certainly got no help from the Halifax.

[@Jadenh87]

His money though.

[@lmccourt7588]

Doesnt matter what he wants it for. Its his

[@lmccourt7588]

@@a-bootiful-mind6648 understood but they couldve opened and had a conversation with him instead of calling the cops. He is a customer. " sorry sir there is nothing we can do" then suggest alternatives.

[@a.t.l1576]

Drugs

[@gooders8855]

@@lmccourt7588 they would’ve done the same to anybody. Do you think they just came to the door and said fk off druggy? No, they obviously told him they were closed and to use a different cash point.

[@chriscolin7291]

Your a kind man AB !

[@Okay-time]

That’s the problem with banks Legally when you deposit money into bank account it is not your money anymore and sometimes you have to sue the bank to get your money back

[@tumbarec]

I press LIKE before watching, already know its gonna be good !!!

[@richardtheeighth4431]

Same here, always 💯

[@JohnDoe-uc7et]

AB, you don't use a Gimbal stabilizer? Cheers from The Netherlands.

[@larry691]

Another awesome video AB............keep up the good work

[@slowloris1163]

Keep them coming AB good luck getting to 100k subscribers you deserve it !

[@kaynine1958]

The world has gone insane!! People walking around OUTSIDE with masks on...wtf!

[@earlmcraw5606]

They are basically killing themselves little by little each day all because they feel safe wearing a mask, they are stupid!

[@janicebarthram6759]

They are the reason we will never get our freedom back.

[@kaynine1958]

@@janicebarthram6759 how right you are...I blame them totally for giving away their freedom, and, expecting us to as well...they are dragging us into the abyss the stupid fools.

[@janicebarthram6759]

It’s got to a point when I’d rather stay in that go out, unless I walk along looking at the floor. The masks are everywhere and the eyes of the people look dead. I want to scream when I witness the sanitising rituals at store entrances. No one questions what chemicals are in those bottles.! Double jabbed and still jumping sideways as I approach them. God help us.

[@earlmcraw5606]

@@janicebarthram6759 the constant mask wearers will get sick soon and that will be put down to COVID-19.

[@thenumber8894]

The Italian/ english accent makes these videos that much more entertaining!

[@colonialclive]

Out and about like a Brussel Sprout.

[@TheLodgeBBW]

Fantastic video Clearly shows how they respond to corporation concerns a lot faster than peoples actual incidents

[@jonnywayner]

Cant get 1 to turn up when a real crime is being committed 💯

[@alexanderfavell]

I love the simplicity of your point of view, that time on time public servants are oblivious to the logic before them. Keep on highlighting this Ab

[@brianpalmer5223]

Yo Ab thanks for sharing very close to the 100k now :-)

[@charliemarqfj]

True , a individual in distress calls and waiting a while. A bank or cooperation rings and here in a flash.

[@DRSRACING]

another great vid AB, keep em coming

[@jahjahreggae7248]

take a shot everytime he says MATE

[@bigbudgaming9839]

4 police for a bloke yelling outside a bank ffs, waste of taxpayers money

[@jonbarney5779]

🎼⛄️ Dashing through the snow, on a one horse open sleigh, do do do do ⛄️🎼 Love the Christmas soundtracks in April 👍❤️ lol

[@idaslpdhr]

My brother in law had a rock thrown trough his porch window, he called the police and was told NOT to touch anything and they would send someone, 3 DAYS LATER the cops came, my brother in law said 'what do you want' the cop said we're here about the smashed window, he said 'your a bit late that was 3 days ago they are probably in France by now'

[@danhitchcock727]

"Wanted £20 for his baby"!! You said "crack" wrong. Love these videos

[@northcountrybhoy]

Love that Derby has a Bonnie Prince Charlie statue. I've not seen one in Scotland!

[@daydreambeliever7611]

my home town AB hope you had fun. I would have got you a coffee if i new you was in the city

[@nodarkthings]

A B has got so much balls. Nice one

[@darussianping61]

it's true about police thet won't turn up when you call and even accessing police station is hard graft. they don't help commoners these days.

[@maisy_madeleine_allbless1951]

Very funny title you wrote there! You have a great sense of humour too 😊

[@cypellaessex6926]

Try getting them to respond to someone breaking into your car or even house, you might see them tomorrow!!! Business calls and they fall over themselves to respond..

[@warhamer40k]

all he wants is his last little bit of universal credit so he can score his crack rocks!!! Give the man a break!! 😂😂😂

[@sourcedirect769]

Nothing wrong with a bit of crack

[@tsunamitube3351]

@@sourcedirect769 both variations

[@robjamessolo]

I had my garage broken into and it took them 2 days to come - they didn’t do anything and didn’t even take any fingerprints etc - there was evidence left behind by the burglars and they never followed it up - waste of tax payers money

[@rajugurungvlog]

Bro whatever you talk..you always talk straight on point love it 👍

[@SlothyVlogs]

Yo! 100k soon ...

[@domestosbleach750ml4]

I would fully be rich after how many times this guy said "Mate" lol

[@stuarthall2180]

More like needed a score for his next fix.

[@dreadpirateroberts6337]

Won’t come out for a theft at an elderly persons house but .... when Corps call ... there in a flash 😂😂

[@GuitarxPlayax]

YO ab i like the new ringtone

[@AuditingBritain]

😂😂😂

[@technosisdjs]

So true on response time. Bank? yes ... public? not now.

[@ianyams]

A.B. Always in the right place at the right time 👀😂

[@darksidedean]

They are corporation defenders. Forgot their oath now following maritime law.

[@jamesmoran5192]

He needed twenty quid for a bag of gear.

[@174trek]

Lol, that was my first thought

[@mr.diabolik5997]

His money his life... Who gives a shit

[@jasbarsoph]

you are right they respond like lightning to the call from the banks, It’s sickening.

[@PeteJohnson1471]

Great content as always, cheers AB

[@KP-ur9vf]

Yo. Big up AB! None do it like you. Still the king of UK audit. Doing it right.

[@manager6711]

I would've got you a coffee AB 🙂

[@Hammertime054]

He might not like coffee👍

[@manager6711]

@@Hammertime054 what are you going on about? He clearly does if he asked for one 🤡

[@LukeWeb1992]

Agree, super quick when the big corps call them. I guess they turn up quick because they don't want bad press. Imagine the headlines, "bank gets robbed police turn up 4 day's later."

[@christianking3915]

AB love you, your the GOAT but stay away from the crazies 😘