Serco Running Britain

[@steveymoon]

"You can't just rock up and start asking questions. I don't know who you are!" Oh, the sweet irony.

[@johnhowe8393]

"You can't just rock up and ask questions". Says the woman just rocking up and asking questions.

[@AD-53]

They actually rocked up to ask questions they rocked up it was like they rocked up

[@Military872]

@Threehundredpages Pages They Rocked up though.

[@olsfsodgnb]

@Threehundredpages Pages you just rocked up in the comments to tell people to stop saying 'rock up'.

[@ianjones4286]

@Threehundredpages Pages rockin all over the world and I like it and I like it here we goooo

[@olsfsodgnb]

@Threehundredpages Pages mate you just pure rocked up again

[@Fuxi]

You’re my new guilty pleasure 😂😂 “you don’t look like a security guard, look how hairy your ears are” 🤣🤣🤣 love it man!!

[@frankmahon5197]

Poor Mo, never stood a chance. Dirty shoes, dirty combats, no badge and hairy ears 😂 AB you’re a legend

[@tommyboz8652]

lol

[@martingjsmith]

Hilarious!!

[@johnmuldoon2477]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@06cdancer]

Serco: jack of all trades, master of none

[@go4thnmultiply551]

And a damn sight richer than u and me mate 😂👍✌

[@asitis8990]

@@go4thnmultiply551 , Serco were out at camp Bastion in Afghanistan making billions and paying their contractors out there £1000's per month while the lads and lasses putting their necks on the line fighting the Taliban were being paid a pittance.. Sickening..

[@1979jon]

@@asitis8990 Then they go back to homes where some veterans are on the streets

[@go4thnmultiply551]

@@asitis8990 on a more serious note YES u damn right mate. They have also made a mint out of this CON-vid BULLSHIT, but the worst bit has just been posted by @jonboy79 are lads forgotten while these security guard the illegal immigrants in the hotels n camps. What a shit show stop the world I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE ✌

[@NOOne-im5vg]

My sentiments entirely

[@willbee7925]

"you can't just walk up and ask questions" said the 2 people who walked out to a pavement and started asking questions.

[@micgarn3331]

it's amazing the amount of contradiction and hippocracy that come out of there traps

[@dapto234]

Once they exit their premises they have no authority over anyone the dumb fuckers.

[@mikehunt1528]

@@micgarn3331 They out bullshit even the woke brigade.

[@goodyeoman4534]

People like that always crumble when the person they're attempting to bully doesn't immediately submit to their petty authority.

[@halo091]

You can with a licence

[@chrissalt8401]

The guy who came storming out with the ear hair was absolutely hilarious! Shocking at his job but comedy gold! 😂

[@zz4753]

That’s very rude ab

[@PlayDHDGaming]

"You have very hairy ears" "It doesn't matter" "It does." 🤣

[@sleepypete55]

AB is absolutely hilarious lmfao

[@cuckingfunt9353]

Why pick on poor Mo ? ... Spends his whole miserable life stuck in the box... I know AB has to make a video but fuck... I nearly voted this one down ! ... It was funny though.

[@eclectic_gamer]

"youv'e got very hairy ears" "Wha-???" 🤣🤣🤣

[@AM2K2]

@@cuckingfunt9353 He did say at the end he has no hard feelings for poor Mo

[@TuTU-mb5dd]

10:00 [ Wiesław Piątkowski died on May 12, 2013 Driver, (truck driver possible) - Bełchatów - (city in Poland) Born on July 24, 1966, died tragically on May 12, 2013 (car crash prabobly) Wide way to the heavenly road - friends ] - Best regards from Poland AB

[@luk3811]

nie koniecznie wypadek, krzyż jest w ustronnej uliczce mógł mieć tam postój i go ktoś zatałtwił w nocy nie koniecznie jest tam przyjemnie

[@TuTU-mb5dd]

@@luk3811 w Internecie nie znalazłem wzmianki że został zabity., ale oczywiście też jest taka możliwość.

[@ragingpaddy506]

R.I.P.

[@indi0089]

Rip the polish legend WP

[@sasproductions701]

us british like polish people. siema brat jestem stuart.

[@walsingham-xxiii]

Blame Serco management. They employ these cretins, pay them next to nothing, train them in five minutes flat and make millions for themselves.

[@Star-fe8ch]

Yes

[@WorksopGimp]

They still make a choice to do it

[@BusbyTreeSurgery]

Train them to be nosy nasty rude twats, wow that only takes five minutes?

[@TheMercifulKnight]

Training can literally be done in 10 mins. I was an instructor. They get paid PEANUTS. Yes.

[@darenward2307]

You’re right. That’s a 100% fact

[@lesleymooney305]

‘You have very hairy ears my friend’....’it doesn’t matter’....’well it does’ 😆😆

[@deadpaul6415]

@@mookieibra6376 He’s got you watching.

[@deadpaul6415]

@@mookieibra6376 👍🏼

[@johnjohnathan6572]

@@mookieibra6376 hahah secret fan hahaha

[@lukebrooksbank2741]

When "Mr Hairy Ears" turned around and we saw security on his back, I was actually shocked, I thought he was just a worker that lost his high vis and grabbed the nearest one to him just to come and talk to you, pure quality as usual AB

[@oscarred4188]

SERCO give alot of money To the Conservative Party Thats why they get the contacts

[@gooner72]

Serco have been fleecing the government for years, way before the Tories got into power.

[@nic5779]

@@gooner72 they were formed under Thatcher's tory government, CEO's brother is a tory MP...

[@johnnosiennek7066]

The CEO's brother Nicholas,was a Conservative MP...how do you think they got the contracts mmmmm ?

[@facecuck9953]

They're Commies you know the one's the cold war was all about, well now they dictate to us with the full support of government

[@johnnosiennek7066]

@@facecuck9953 Oh look a "reds under the beds" theorist !

[@marloneverington]

Comedy gold. I actually felt sorry for mo at the end. He looked scared for his job

[@Soulvex]

Oh how our country has gone downhill, 20/30 years ago it was clean and tidy, people had respect, people were happy..

[@IanP1963]

People make the country dude not just fault of authority organizations🤦

[@Soulvex]

@@IanP1963 its a reaction from the authorities, they act wrong, so do we.

[@danieledwards9856]

Demographics.......

[@papabear5080]

@@scotttaylor9481 BULLSHIT! DON'T LIKE, DON'T WATCH... SIMPLE. SIMPLETON!

[@SUPREMEdiver33]

THESE DAYS

[@ProfileP246]

I like that security guy he's half having a laugh isn't he.

[@peterb2272]

So they came out to find out that a man with a camera........ is taking pictures. And to tell him he is perfectly entitled to carry on taking pictures. Well done everybody!

[@milldoozer999]

I love their "friendly" approach and then the sudden realisation of "sh$t what have a got myself into?" when challenged back!!

[@andrewblackamore4668]

"How long you worked here ? " " Stop asking me personal question, why you filming ? " How can she say that in one breath, don't ask personal ask then asks one herself ????

[@mattprior8442]

That security guy was just hilarious !

[@youngk596]

I love AB he’s the best auditor in my opinion. His voice is just perfect for this.

[@flynna]

So much calmer than some too

[@christopheranderson6890]

Live free isn't bad when he's alone

[@flynna]

@@christopheranderson6890 yeah I agree. That older shorter bloke i forget his name seems a bit high strung for me always seems mad

[@youngk596]

@@christopheranderson6890 live free is a legend.

[@christopheranderson6890]

@@flynna same but don't get me wrong I admire how A.B handles himself 👍

[@mikieellis5133]

Just looked at their "Partners" since I was unfamiliar with this company since I live in the U.S. They are into everything from environmental to supporting Military troops. That's a lot of power to run amuck abusing innocent people.

[@seang2424]

Mike serco are owned by the royals

[@geordiejigsaw]

They do something with nuclear weapons to.

[@oldgolfpunk]

They own the US patent Office....... They have military contracts... Alot of power indeed...

[@MrWhothefoxthat]

@@seang2424 thats where all the covid dead are going.

[@i3az]

CEO will be buddies or related to someone high up in our government, hence why they’ve got their fingers in so many pies. Greedy feeding the greedy

[@davidcann6021]

I love that line, 'with everything going on'. What the f*ck is going on all the time???

[@harleyd9180]

Guy walks up in public and invades your personal space, has no security ID starts rabbiting on

[@swift2117]

Just a man earning a living, getting harassed for attention. Yes he isn't very educated but he's a working man doing right.

[@Jack777760]

Always remember, these people are in dead-end jobs for a very good reason - I rest my case.

[@chrisryan5339]

Indeed must of been bullied at school.

[@binboy4034]

Lots off working class ppl are stuck in dead end jobs. Myself included.

[@droolooze6811]

@@chrisryan5339 School? never even spent an hour there, maybe.

[@bmgaming85]

Absolutely Brilliant man I'm in tears with laughing HAIRY EARS aha 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@hamzadotcom]

Desi man get angry 😂

[@1708Purple]

Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@bmgaming85]

@BAD SANTA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Legend i needed that absolute in bits 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@andrewmclelland3657]

Fuckin howling

[@Iano180]

@@scotttaylor9481 are you sure it's you're baby

[@garageflower8009]

AB: "you have hairy ears" Security Guy: "it doesn't matter" 🤣

[@freeingushetia9680]

Dont talk that rubbish! Dont do that :D

[@danielwilliam1534]

12:00 I’m in tears pmsl. But I hope that security man didn’t lose his job, he was so friendly.

[@thirdlion3107]

"Hairy ears!!!" 😂 I think thats the 1st time i've laughed out-load this year!!! Cheers 🤗

[@06cdancer]

Serco, who get ridiculously huge government contracts, have connections to Philip May, Theresa May’s husband.

[@oldgolfpunk]

Sercos biggest share holder is the Queen, serco control most major companies across UK, and many arms manufacturers

[@SpectatingBystander]

Theresa May's husband is a shadow investor for G4S

[@rodwright4699]

is that Philip May the Cannabis Farmer the largest producers of cannabis in europe some say world

[@jimnaz87jd]

@@rodwright4699 yes wifey also gave him a lifetime licence before leaving number 10

[@vanessahenderson1850]

@@oldgolfpunk Serco also have large contracts over in Australia too.

[@ned_o_kelly]

This is the funniest thing I have seen/heard all week. Thank you AB

[@kennyg4277]

The security guards are the real MVPs of all AB’s videos!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@doveronefoxtrot4417]

The government gives them all of the contracts AB, because certain tory Mp's are on the board of directors. Which as you know is sheer coincidence, nothing more ! Good video as always. 👍

[@petewilliams6404]

"It's a free country" - That's debatable

[@TheCatfishcheese]

no one is in a free country, anywhere. not in a world lockdown. jus sayin

[@carlwhitehead217]

Should be laws against man buns

[@davecoffey977]

How and why is question,, thought England was in lockdown

[@trevhedges]

Well done AB! I vote AB for Prime Minister!

[@stevemiller8414]

I've honestly never laughed so much at one of these videos. Thank you so much. You've really brightened up my day with the hairy ears comments!

[@aftabklm]

Serco is a front name for Royal family's business empire! Involved in all sort of crimes. Serco have all the major contracts in UK.

[@oldgolfpunk]

Spot on brother.... 100%

[@asitis8990]

They were caught fiddling the taxpayer out of 10's of millions and even negotiated their own fine, how the fuck do they still get government contracts after that?

[@lazyjesus6573]

Serco is owned by william as is obama care.

[@oldgolfpunk]

@@asitis8990 most people don't truly understand how there taxes work, many believe working tax s pay for fire ambulance and police, but thats not where this side of money goes. Most would not pay any tax if they knew who it goes to. People forget every thing they buy is or has a tax attached to it, fuel cigarettes an alcohol produce a serious amount of revenue again people don't truly know. So when serco steals a few hundred million they don't care. I ask people who don't belive about tax money, why is it called , " her majesty's inland revenue service " should it not be called the peoples revenue service because that's who its for.... and inland revenue ?? There is a sea revenue also...

[@Monkeytrix29]

"Dont just walk up and start asking questions, I dont know who you are"...🤔....as they do exactly that 😂😂😂

[@THEEblindman]

I've seen far more of these videos than is good for my blood pressure, and I am still amazed at the number of people who think that if they ask a question it MUST be answered, and that it matters whether or not they have a "problem" with what another person is doing. I personaly dont understand the need for tattoos but I dont go round telling people " I dont have a problem with your tattoo" and then ask them to explain why they have it. Because it's no ones business but theirs.

[@Docdoherty13]

I'm after crying laughing here when you zoomed in and told him he had hairy ears 🤣🤣🤣

[@theimperialist2686]

Dumb staff/security don't realise that it's isn't illegal to film in public.

[@lazyjesus6573]

People call them sheep, protecting the wolves.

[@eroche2049]

I was shocked when he turned around and had security on his back

[@harrymcklein292]

Loooooooool at AB doing the silly voice at "Mr Security EAR!"! "Hello my friend! How are yoooooou!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@alduksar3580]

A plate of a Polish driver who died tragically Rip.

[@markstartup3349]

These videos are comedy gold, keep them coming . 🤣🤣🤣

[@AJGeeTV]

"You got dirty shoes, dirty clothes, and hairy ears. See that hut over there - go back to it. Chop! Chop!" 4king hilarious :-D

[@tanyaingridritchie1516]

@Asian Hustler786 And you'll be in handcuffs

[@dkayflowers79]

OOohhh 🙋🏽‍♂️ you swore 😝

[@tanyaingridritchie1516]

@Asian Hustler786 Naahh...it's fun to provoke *LOL

[@tanyaingridritchie1516]

@Asian Hustler786 It's more fun to pepper spray *LOL

[@tanyaingridritchie1516]

@@anwaramin1923 He should however clean up and wax the hairy ears *LOL

[@FlanZx6r]

OMG that guy with the hairy ears was comedy gold mate! keep it up pal! love it

[@iamthatiam363]

''Go back to work! Chop! Chop!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@erwinpersoon]

Priceless !! watching the man with the hairy ears LIVING in that cute tiny house....lolololol.

[@MarcoStJames]

Love you AB! Your doing a great service to us all by exposing the reality... 🙏❤️🙏

[@franciscruickshank8794]

ill trained/untrained cant even speak correct english! serco funded by corrupt royal family!

[@keithbecaus4430]

I am sure it’s the high vis jackets that give them a false sense of power, perhaps we should ban high vis jackets for security guards.

[@hongkongphooey78]

Especially women.

[@paulroach9764]

I am am sick of hi viz vests in so many industries where the is no risk of being run over by a vehicle. For example shelf stacking in a supermarket. Is a mad shopper in a trolley going to bump into me because I aint got a hi viz on.

[@BusbyTreeSurgery]

@@paulroach9764 it is funny i am my friends call them invisibility jackets put one on and nobody pays any attention to you any more

[@j0hnf_uk]

@@paulroach9764 Blame Tony Blair and his Health and Safety Executive regulations he brought in, in the late 90's, for all that bullshit. Something that tied into the 'compensation culture', that also sprung up at around about the same time, as well as the legacy of being in the EU, and all the regulations they brought in. It's time they got rid of all this over-protective nonsense and allow people to use their own common sense when it comes safety.

[@keithbecaus4430]

@@j0hnf_uk Actually the Health and Safety Act was bought in by Ted Heath the conservative PM in 1974. There is no problem with the Act it has saved thousands of lives and millions of injuries, What can be wrong is the frightened idiots who do the Risk Assessments

[@duncblues]

AB is auditioning comedy partners - classic!

[@paulshakespeare612]

from a 62year old i must admit you are the best ,your humour is a good as many on tv ,thankyou for educating britain.

[@georgepoz1789]

Polish driver tragically die over there. Other drivers put a memorable sign.

[@MrSilvadolla]

RIP

[@campbellmurphy6095]

God give me strength! More Hi-viz low intelligence! I would love to be a fly on the wall during recruitment interviews!

[@johnterry804]

I need to get a orange vest?? Instantly have POWER!! Lol 😂

[@murphycreationsvideos]

8:40 My old job used FedEx as their carrier and I was in dispatch for awhile and I never saw the arrow until today.

[@alliecollin1748]

'What are you taking pictures of...???' AB: 'Well, you knobs, now!' 😂😂😂

[@kcgibbs]

Plot twist, that security guards name is Harry Earsz.

[@Davidand-Goliath]

hahaha haha

[@Ralph_Smith0724]

*This is one of your best audits ever.*

[@maureenkidd6629]

I loved the "chop, chop".

[@NarnianRailway]

Noticed the litter significantly decreased as you got further from Serco and the Recycling facility.

[@cryptosteve5377]

It was G4S that faced allegations of charging for tagging people who were dead in jail or had left the country

[@billy9125]

Yeah get your facts right AB let's see your appearance if you're judging others son?

[@OrlandoDibiskitt]

"you are just a guy with hairy ears!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jkk55]

Love it you crack me up with your quips! 😂🤣🤣

[@chriscolin7291]

"Just a man with hairy ears" I nearly died laughing AB

[@tomsgarage4486]

There like the weirdest ears I've seen for a while!

[@oldgolfpunk]

The hairy ears part should be a classic line... its a line straight out of bottom with Richie and Eddie.

[@jakespeed6515]

AB is a fucking Legend!

[@hydromuzik2059]

Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@benwest6633]

The balls on AB! That guy would make a great character on little Britain 😂

[@dailaffin9066]

AB = Absolutely Brilliant 😀 Thanks AB for brightening up my day 🌞

[@pete7230]

The security guard looks like a builder😂

[@denfire5063]

a really bad one, he looks weak as XD

[@ArcofNeptune]

The zoom in on the 'security guards' little box with a lonely chair was priceless!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@squarewindow]

That's where he lives lol

[@darksidedean]

Yet again another great video. The two guys at the end get it and well done to them...keep um coming AB your a legend in my house. Love from my family to yours.❤

[@davidezekiel1163]

He's definitely living in that hut.. He's even got his own bin

[@adamtrucking5]

He wonders why people approach him as he stands outside with a camera looking suspicious 😂

[@Josh19998]

@@adamtrucking5 David isn’t on about AB

[@honda115a]

Ha ha

[@johny112ful]

The end was so funny with the security lol I live your channel seriously

[@oblong3039]

HAHA this is like a Month Python sketch!

[@al3k]

Proper comedy lines on this one.. hah. Thanks AB, you're actually ok... Wasn't sure at first. ;) Please keep the humour up so it doesn't end up like the other antagonist channels. :)

[@davemcintoshyt277]

YO! THANK YOU AB. Bank of England tattoo on his forearm says a lot about the guy.

[@mrbluenevertoleratehatred]

There should be a regular compilation show on Channel 4 ASAP!

[@paulheart320]

BBC now own ITV, ch 4 and Ch5

[@stephenrice5959]

Not on channel 4.they are too woke

[@reckszrka2396]

Hahaha great work man 👍🏼 continue doing what you do, I'll support it all the way

[@craigc1615]

You could see the security guy was harmless, actually funny. Thanks A-B for the upload.

[@paddymallory4080]

They have their mucky little trotters in all kinds of dubious projects.

[@danielcole1185]

I watch auditors from around the world and you are by far my favourite

[@AuditingBritain]

Thank you

[@MrPants1970]

Lol, “he told me to not use my remote, or my belly will grow fat!” 😂😂

[@piesktoryjezdzikoleja....4140]

Regarding Polish sign "Be safe on motorways in Heaven" ❤️

[@djohn1671]

be fair to the security guard, this time a month ago he was on a dinghy heading here.....so how was he to know.

[@sj-red]

Being a racist knob is worse than being uneducated in photography laws. Security guard was in the wrong, we know. No need to be racist.

[@craighewitt4674]

@@sj-red whats racist about that? 🤣 someone needs a dictionary

[@djohn1671]

@@sj-red best leave thinking to those with a bit more experience eh?. but, thanks. you used expletives (bad language) in your comment, but that's okay yeah?.

[@georges9760]

@@craighewitt4674 The comment can absolutely be deemed as a racist comment, maybe you should get your trusty dictionary out.

[@craighewitt4674]

@@georges9760 well JJ. Taking the piss isn't racism. Twats like you think its everywhere. And the commentors point was spot on. 🖕

[@SmartbloggerUk]

I love these videos. Bloody brilliant

[@jmsenna4325]

AB, I can't help it. I can't stop watching your videos. They're the best videos out there I can't stop laughing hairy ears🤣

[@AuditingBritain]

Thank You Michael.Enjoy👍

[@murraymarshall5865]

Loved how she said “you can’t just come up and ask questions” But they came out and asked questions 😂

[@Camberwell86]

When he tries getting them to take the rubbish inside with them 😅 legend

[@n7torp904]

Big fan from USA. Keep it up mate. Great work

[@adriennebyrne8237]

That was actually quite funny AB thanks again for another great video

[@Jadenh87]

I wonder how many shareholders we have in parliament

[@supertruthfortynine]

Yes, likely double figures. Serco are so shady even Satan's wary..

[@stupot50english82]

Oh, I would guess a fair few. Serco are scum bags

[@realPromotememedia]

“Chop chop!!!” 😆 😆 😆 priceless

[@MetalFan10101]

With my limited Polish, I believe the sign and cross is for one of their drivers who was killed in a tragic accident on 12 May 2013.

[@peakyparttimers9362]

From 12.11. It turned into a comedy sketch! Best thing ive seen for a long time! 🤣🤣👍

[@Andolf10001]

I love how all these people come out thinking everyone owes them answers has to why you’re on the street with a camera.

[@johnscott4693]

“What are you doing, who for, who are you”. 4 seconds later ....”NO I have not asked any questions”! “Now we know why you’re here we’re ok” ... with you being on a public path, acting lawfully. Dumbo & Dummer from Serco are indeed rather strange folk.

[@Bucketbrain82]

I think a ‘walk of shame’ comment as he walked back to his hut would have ended me 😂.

[@diddy1966abc]

AB... WELL DONE ON THE 80,000 , U DESERVE THEM AND MANY MORE... KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK...

[@maxbritain1380]

SERCO= Royals+ David Cameron= more Migrants.

[@Hamza-fr1gj]

Migrants enjoy AB too 😁

[@PurePeacePower]

AB is himself a migrant.

[@jaimieboy999]

@@PurePeacePower I know, that's how he gets away with this so well, if he was white British he would be labeled a racist.

[@craggerrs]

@@PurePeacePower and therefore a benefactor of serco - does 'AB' talk about the multi billion pound contract serco have recently been granted to put illegal immigrants up in 4star hotels and take them on days out and then eventually house them? All while we're told we're not allowed to leave our hosues...?? All while we have a housing crisis and our economy is shrinking meaning there's already not enough jobs for the people who are already here...

[@craggerrs]

@@jaimieboy999 white British people are labelled racists just for getting out of bed in the morning

[@dbcooper7326]

AB's videos bring joy to the world.

[@rdenn_shapes]

Why disrespect the security man