Hallie Part 2 (J&A Archives)

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I get girls. Figuratively and literally. They like when words have double meanings, for instance.

[@macmalina]

"I like your hair. Is it brown?" is my new pick-up line

[@democrow29]

"uuuuh, I like your hair" "Thank you" "Is it brown?" "Yeah" "I know" Skill Amir, skill

[@almight1036]

he is so adorable when he has a crush

[@MissyFaye]

aw.. that was cute actually.. i wish it wasnt jakes old girl and they let this story continue cause it felt so genuine..

[@jesusthroughmary]

Wow, Hallie is the most adorable thing I have ever seen.

[@malec8517]

0:44 Pat's face when Amir comes over speaks to the pain this man has faced.

[@lordlossize]

"remember when you made jake punch me?" yeah that was an ace and jocelyn episode, which is how this hallie series ended. mind blown

[@MDCxThePG]

This was before that.

[@AndreRhineDavis]

awwwwwwww! ^_^ so cute back when Amir was just lonely and pathetic and just wanted to be loved, and not sadistic and fucked up like he is today

[@myworldorder6753]

Just a couple of episodes ago he apparently did something so terrible to Rosie that he had to go to the hospital and Amir didn't even care. He's always been sadistic bro.

[@Search4truth488]

+MyWorldOrder It was different back then though. Back then he did things like that but gave the impression of not understand what he'd done wrong, but in the later episodes he just does crazy wacky things all the time and isn't really developed as a character. I think both formats are good in their own way, but ultimately the earlier incarnation is better.

[@billybobjoe198]

This is also an archive video. This was a few years ago when Jake and Amir had awful production quality. It gives it a sort of charm that doesn't exist on the newer videos.

[@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato]

He’s like a kid it’s adorable

[@akashlevyismyhero]

JAKE I'M DEF GETTIN LAID TONIGHT

[@sdouglas28]

this is awesome, it shows amir actually has human feelings other than obsession for jake

[@lilnina1992]

Amir is adorable when he's like this

[@Rennydrums]

TANOIGHT

[@beatngo710]

That ending is one of my favorites in all of Jake and Amir. :D

[@Fincky]

This explains well Jake's actions in the Girlfriend series...

[@Commander0fTheArmy]

the last line is the only reason im liking this.

[@higgihiggi29]

love it when the top comments so original

[@DaBase333]

That's so random and friendly of you, guy!

[@La_CaLiGoS]

BEST LINE EVAR!

[@IndianaParkWars]

She is so pretty! I think she is so cute!!!!!

[@TheBlaine]

IndianaParkWars this comment is cringy

[@paddymcelroy5317]

Don't be like par cassel

[@smokejc]

+Patrick McElroy Fucking Par Cassel, man.

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

You had one job, and somehow you fucked up two

[@mastersoftoday]

its pro castle

[@hallowdepths]

It's Fart Coxnog

[@Xoesj]

Sorry to interrupt YOOOUU, but I must ask for more DINOSAUR OOOFFFFIIIICCCEEE.

[@samuelborsellino2553]

Best episode

[@DaBase333]

I like your hair. Is it brown? "yes" I know. Best small talk -ever-

[@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato]

He’s like a child asking a girl out

[@cctomcat321]

You commented the same paraphrased thing 4 months apart. Right on top of one another too. Funny.

[@cctomcat321]

@onmy computer2020gal lol. Points for admission, I guess. But I don't think that particularly describes this situation.

[@sdouglas28]

in these older vids jake has some serious anger probs

[@DordtyHylemorph]

Pat is a nice addition to the duo

[@pyr0static]

She's so preeeeeety...

[@Dryftburn]

The laugh afterwards meant he was ROIGHT.

[@jamiebrookes4756]

i second this motion.

[@ok2431]

30 times i play this

[@SantaCruzBeastMode]

This must have been filmed a few years ago... I mean, look at the office and Amir's shorts.

[@nikoletina1994]

That is so funny. I wish there was a video of someone saying that exact sentence...

[@Dr4g0n54g3]

that escalated quickly.

[@michaelman87001]

I loved these sooo much thank you guys for reuploading them!

[@22SundanceKid]

jack is so calm:))

[@mrbrainiac444]

if you guys want to watch the third you can go find it on their website

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

This made me blush lol

[@SuperMatthew345]

That escalated quick.

[@Willaporte]

That was like...adorable. D'aw :D

[@Thekmamc]

" Jake! I'm deff gettin laid TANOIGHT ! "

[@arcanum1717]

no, amir. ice cream is NEVER stupid.

[@peasinacan]

FUCK WATCH THIS HIGH AND ITS PERFECT. WELL DONE

[@EmmaInCandyland]

haha Jake is so pissed xD

[@wawaneesa]

So his comment makes you believe he's a homosexual? You can apparently read a person's sexual orientation through text. You sir, are a genius.

[@TeeBreak]

damn these are good

[@yxoxuxxtxuxbxe]

O my god what a coincidence the 2 top comments are also said in the video we watched just now how funny is that haha.

[@schvanger]

pat looks so serious

[@Ballogabear]

This must be old because its funny and Pats there

[@VictorAdam007]

FALSE. She is ADORABLE.

[@Excidium96]

pretty woman.

[@מידןטמיר]

♪walking down the street♪

[@IIbikerII]

But she doesn't, so the question still stands

[@TheTwB2Frager]

Sarcasm, you sure get it.

[@kingoftheregion]

Thanks. :) Dude keep it going, I´ve been Vegan for 3 years. Veggie is the future.

[@ze_rubenator]

I like how he just said "luck" and not "good luck" =P

[@PopcornColonelx]

wtf are you talking about, they released it like 2-3 weeks ago

[@Pedakin]

You might wanna get that BB removed.

[@TheFounderUtopia]

Someday the internet will make this possible. If I have one goal in life it's to live until I see that day.

[@WrathofRS]

Don't make promises you can't keep.

[@0825jmt]

JAKE IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT haha

[@DawnOfDystopia]

If you think its old look at the word archives

[@LemonYourAid]

It works if you're funny enough, trust me. Helps if the girls into cute guys as well.

[@SuperMatthew345]

It has burger in the name, so i call it a burger.

[@sghost258]

nah there's a bacon shortage

[@xflint7]

She laughed when he yelled about getting laid. That means yes in creeper code. Somebody's havin roofies for dinner ;) Or maybe just wine... Wine's good too.

[@ovenheat2762]

I want one!

[@xxxzzz5]

I like your hair, is it brown? Yeah! I know. Best pickup line ever.

[@sorankurdi]

hey guys, does anyone know what sound an aardvark makes?

[@Nikkeloodeon]

JAKE I'M DEF' GETTING LOID TONUGHT

[@turtleownage]

That got pretty harsh, pretty fast. Lol.

[@sdouglas28]

who do I have to cuss out to get a hallie 3?

[@THEAARONOCONNOR]

He said "tonight" like the irish do :P

[@aegisfate41808]

lmao remember the punch

[@Eskupe32]

ohh you watched the video too?

[@SnapplePoet]

cuuuuuuuuuute

[@TheTrumpetplayer45]

i will bring hummus

[@MrMuaythaimitko]

Hahah Amir so funny.

[@Tristonien]

dont put tomatoes on mine

[@Mrissecool]

part 3!

[@jhennysee4395]

LOL, gotta love amir

[@robbiekelleher4979]

Amir's "TANOIGHT" sounds so Irish

[@sanzoTravels]

archives????

[@puffingfatman]

Thats my boy!!!!!! GO AMIR

[@RockstarEnergizeMe]

"Jake Im Def getting LAID TONIGHT!"

[@samuelborsellino2553]

Have you seen her shoes “their Normal” exactly

[@Sgtsnowman00]

ya thanks bro

[@JonesCharlesbond]

picture or didn't i think. tell us the story damn it!

[@PhoenixKDIX]

Trust me, this doesn't work in real life. Just trust me, don't ask questions. Please. ;_;

[@konnii1]

....you ate my muffin didint you

[@GarriG7]

My favorite part was when Bill Murray appeared.

[@tubeholic7]

is it weird i heard the ringing in the vid tooo O.o

[@SaadAldousari]

hahaha

[@SuperMatthew345]

There is pretty much "veggie" anything, and it tastes the same.

[@mrpinksprinkleddonut]

What's with all the "My Favorite Husband:" video's

[@DubsOdyssey]

Do you make pork burgers?

[@ImAaronKelly]

Ill take 2 :)

[@pennyjack2]

you fail at life but your god on the net

[@llamasrockmore]

This is giving my ideas for tomorrow night. Laid for sure.

[@ReformistYeti]

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