Texting (Jake and Amir)

[@MagownBand]

Paul does an amazing job of rambling about nothing as the video goes on and on.

[@michaelkopischke8072]

+Kairo28dk His speech is honestly as funny as Jake and Amir's antics in this video.

[@SpenserKicksAss]

+Kairo28dk ha i bet your house smells better than mine

[@valx5]

listening to this video without watching it is so normal lmfao

[@michaelgordon8142]

"They would have loved to spend 4 million dollars with us but they couldn't because they were actually vomiting in the bathroom because the smell was so bad."

[@michaelkopischke8072]

I'm honestly more amused by Paul's speech than Jake and Amir's interactions in this video.

[@jackoats4911]

*under my breath "Mike's a bitch"

[@Winteramen]

I wonder if Jake was getting in trouble because Paul couldn't face Amir's side due to the stench

[@hatfortressinfinity]

2:16 never noticed that jake acting like he's smelling the rest of the office as he opens the door. Very nice.

[@michaelkopischke8072]

I always thought he was crying because they were calling him a bitch >_>

[@anonymousanonymous7593]

Alliterator 3

[@DanielJayHouk]

The entire office except for the conference room smells like that time amir put an old radish and a dollop of sour cream in his mouth and let it sit overnight

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Also at 0:23, Jake's last message to Amir before this meeting started was something ending with "... and a gay for this."

[@Munbo44]

I think I would cry if all my coworkers chanted that while I walked out.

[@bassboi666]

i like how amir isnt even making an effort to hide his phone, and jake gets called out on it.

[@annaheff7332]

He should've just been saying "If you're gonna use two staples, just use one..."

[@shade8392]

Nah, that's Ricky's job, Paul doesn't say that.

[@Ekvitarius]

@@shade8392 If you’re gonna have two CEOs say that, just have one do it. If you’re gonna have two CEOs say that, just have one do it.

[@darklink0424]

I remember this used to feel like the "new era" of jake and amir i cant fucking believe this video is almost a decade old im a fossil

[@myrixtyzm3524]

makes me a little sad that Amir's name for Jake's contact is "Jake Hurwitz (Work)." not what i would have expected :(

[@ASNNetworks]

+Myrix Tyzm his work number :)

[@Ekvitarius]

I think he has a separate phone for work and personal affairs

[@Tardivex]

Should've been ##zzzzhelphello696969lol

[@cherryslat5702]

No, his contact name is poundtownzzzzzzzhelphello696969

[@bluepineapples7818]

@@cherryslat5702 It's pound pound, as in the "#" symbol twice

[@HIKAJO]

0:23 please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed "and a gay for this" in jake's phone

[@Lucy-ng7cw]

Why is he replying?

[@Mugsi]

Because he's a bitch.

[@s.o.k.1393]

I love the joke that Amir has Jake in his phone as "Jake Hurwitz (Work)"

[@slycooper459]

I always thought it meant it was Jake’s work phone, but your idea is funnier

[@trancecirca6036]

1 million strong to get Murph in every video

[@RickFoxChicken]

We're closing in now!

[@DennisBayazitov]

When he said to put that phone away I got shivers. My teacher always calls me out on it, and I always feel embarrassed.

[@theyouth2000]

I was half waiting for Jake to quip: “WEAK!” 🤣👍🏻

[@BigDonkMongo]

THIS EPISODE PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH

[@dogspines1514]

Why?

[@Defiring]

'cause this happened to all of us at school, some guy being annoying as hell and us being sent out of class because of him

[@surelock3221]

@@Defiring How the fuck is this a universal experience (rip my school career)

[@BenjaminGoose]

@@surelock3221 Well it just is. deal with it.

[@Azimii]

@@BenjaminGoose damn ben be nice

[@YamiGenesis]

amir didnt get yelled at cause it was blackberry not a phone

[@bradleyrushton7705]

A blackberry is a phone lol that's like saying you wouldn't get in trouble for using a Samsung Galaxy, because it's a galaxy and not a phone xD

[@robmckennie4203]

Bradley Rushton Nah, little known science fact, blackberry is technically no phone

[@YamiGenesis]

Bradley Rushton blackberry used to make only electronic organizers

[@lyingonthemoon792]

WHY DOES HE KEEP CHECKING HIS PHONE

[@Miriromi13]

Jake deserves it for not turning his phone off at the meeting.

[@Miriromi13]

@@Ekvitarius Greetings from four years in the future! And yes, they kept provoking him, because Jake kept his phone on.

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

@@Ekvitarius normally i'm on jake's side, but "they provoked me" is really the most stupid excuse, known to man, sorry.

[@Ekvitarius]

​@@fumomofumosarum5893 Well at the very least Amir should have gotten sent out too.

[@matth2381]

I like to think of the "role reversal" episodes as jakes nightmares

[@JoshLikeCrazy]

theyre not role reversals

[@matth2381]

thats why i put quotes

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

JoshLikeCrazy that's exactly what they are

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

matth2381 why would that be his nightmare?

[@tardersauce3578]

Alternate universes

[@KlawOfChicken]

Dang Murph is a hoss. I'm SO glad they integrated into more and more episodes because he's starting to become my favorite.

[@cahilljoe]

8 years on and I just noticed that Pat is the only one not chanting when Jake leaves

[@someperson5506]

I was paying more attention to the speech than the texts :)

[@1992munster]

Jake and Amir is the only reason why I still watch college humour

[@YenRou]

I never want to watch an episode without Brian Murphy ever again! That guy is fricking hilarious.

[@thegreen8172]

Byron Murphy, actually, he likes to drink kerfee

[@YoungBrave2006]

Murph's hostility towards Jake is hilarious.

[@NateXVII]

The girl next to murph is cute

[@SeahawkSTRIKE]

Supernatural Saiyan gross dude

[@prestonjohnson-roy7428]

Tame yourself

[@MJake]

I paused this vid sooooo many times!!!)

[@allaboutthamusic]

I read every single one of those texts in their voices.

[@SwizzleGuy]

murph just always takes shit to a whole new level :D

[@starvingcamera]

Murph has GOT to be my all time favorite CH guy. He needs his own series. Please?

[@brucebanner9856]

I was wondering why so many dislikes... till I saw the ending. I spent a bad amount of money for this.

[@moin7509]

Bruce Banner i still dont get why it has so many dislikes...

[@JafacaksWasTaken]

@@moin7509 6 years later and I'm still mystified

[@mattapps4355]

@@JafacaksWasTaken same

[@pokerplayingfrog]

my favourite part was 0:00 because that's when i knew my evening would consist of back to back jake and amir

[@shoeib123]

1:46 just his thumb lol

[@geradgerard]

i love how theres so many people in this skit. so random at the end.

[@neontime8507]

Fucking Rod...

[@orangejuiceninja6661]

It's 11:39PM. I have school tomorrow and yet I keep clicking Jake and Amir videos.

[@mariabrown6926]

Murph kills me

[@poppypop3555]

Why so many dislikes???this is HILARIOUS

[@VidMealY2K]

Lol reminds me of high school

[@lorenzoej]

trying to concentrate on the meeting and the texts is SO hardd

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

But why did he keep checking his phone? If I where in that situation I would just ignore him. If he got too relentless I'd block him. There was literally no reason for Jake to continue checking his phone. And definitely no reason for him to dignify with a response.

[@ace-xy8ub]

Showing who the real goat was at CollegeHumor being able to get that many people in a room for a sketch

[@allolp]

Good setup, crappy payofff

[@SlightlyRewordedRaps]

Its murph. He the "crazy" character, atleast recently. he has his own series called dire consuquneces, where he acts normally, but he appears in Jake And Amir and Hardly Working as crazy in Trust Fall 2, Sprite Prank, Double Date Pt. 1-4, and a few videos when he was "normal".

[@nateszubin6310]

Anyone else see the end of a homophobic text by Jake and 0:24

[@liamthomson-jagoe8734]

at 0:24, right before Jake sends the message, you can see that one of their previous conversations ended with Jake saying "and a gay for this"

[@schonsmith50]

Am I the only one who can't stand Murph?

[@BigGab.]

now the Trust Fall 2 video makes sense.

[@englandfootball8]

ive been pausing every second just to see the texts

[@qwertybrock]

Did anyone else notice that the picture wasn't blurred later? It was just a thumb.

[@God8010]

please for the love of god drop this series

[@MiGamezer]

if you pause at 1:46 you can see that the picture he took off was his thumb

[@bouchandre]

why the guy talking is not asking Ais to put his phone down??

[@Mishyou33]

lol it looks like a picture of his thumb when you see it uncensored..

[@ATF_CA]

The video was 2:35 long, but the texting conversation was 19 minutes long. Hmmm, weird.

[@jobforacowboies]

murph is just getting better and better

[@karahab]

0:24 "And a gay for this". What do you guys text to each other when nobody is watching!??? hahaha

[@wowurtubby]

It's alright when my video freezes and buffers, but when my AD freezes and buffers, I get furious.

[@COUNTVLAIDMIR]

"You just Threw up". "I hicupped food!" LOL best line ever>

[@the-boring-car-guy]

Oh murph, you never fail to make me laugh

[@Vblogs1]

nah, its when he opens the door and can smell the stench Amir flooded the office with haha

[@dakacklator]

Did anyone notice that the blured pics that Amir sent were just pics of his hand

[@Basher.G]

I blame ricky who said if you're gonna use 2 toilet paper squares just use one

[@sebcde]

i don't care if the video was funny or not, it should simply have more likes because of the "hiccup" intro haha

[@qhyroolmiqzue]

why did they censored the thumb photo Amir sent to Jake? LOLOLOLOL

[@Gravitics]

Blackberry 😂

[@Cubanned]

The non blurred picture is amir's thumb. Yeah.

[@TheRealKaylaf]

Thank you for making your videos iPod friendly

[@krombopulos_michael]

Didn't realise till the end that the guy talking does a lot of voice overs on CH

[@JoMoQatar]

I kept pausing to read the messages

[@WackyFunkMunster]

I keep pausing to read all the text

[@JoshLikeCrazy]

You forget to blur out the picture of Amir's thumb on his phone.

[@meloonie17]

Ikr? I get that too, shivers! Oh god... I like threw my ipod across the room when he spoke up

[@richardb1816]

The Paul era was great because you never knew who’s side he was gonna take

[@HKNYN1]

Starting to feel like all of the videos end with some sort of chant

[@ecilahamilton7099]

Every time I watch these videos I laugh a bit harder. I miss my life. SMALL PRICE FOR LANDING IT SQUARE

[@tweeboonKVK]

Congrats Amir, next episode: A broken friendship.

[@kittykaty664]

1:44 You can see the picture not blurred out! It's a thumb!

[@TheCrafterOfTheMine]

Why is this not on the playlist.

[@ThePr0Hobo]

this was probably my favourite episode.

[@SlightlyRewordedRaps]

Its not... plus he's in california. he comes once a week to film like 3 jake and amir. Notice how he's not in anything else recently.

[@woodpigeon66]

What's with all the bad comments? This is one of my favourite J&As!

[@NilesMac2]

at around :23-:24 on jakes phone he has a previous message he sent up top saying "and a gay for this.." ???

[@EriktheSonicfan]

@iiRAZZERii It's not Murph's part it's all the "Jake is a bitch" thing, sounded completely random.

[@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr]

You can tell which episodes jake writes, and which ones amir writes...

[@kaasiits]

I already saw all of the new videos, I just come here to read the comments ;D

[@gavcam123]

This was amazing

[@NealChauhan]

LOL at 0:24 the last message from jake to amir ended in: "and a gay for this"

[@mrpotatoman714]

Did anyone else listen to the boss as they we're texting eachother?

[@Hazar629]

@agenthalo20 >Mortilly obese. >Meant to say Mortally obese >Still not even right >MORBIDLY

[@Arkitrax]

I'm not a troll :P The fact is that you actually thought that the person speaking in the background was a teacher, when this is obviously a workplace. In such a workplace, that person is called a BOSS.

[@blueeyesaf]

The guy running the meeting looks scarily similar to the brother-in-law from Breaking Bad but without the beer gut.

[@TheToad2525]

Awwww Jake needs a hug.

[@DLKentarou]

I think some people don't understand the concept of "actor".

[@SourBunnyBear]

Hahahaha the blurred picture appeared later at 1:45, It's his thumb...

[@char124eve]

Paul's rambling is the funniest thing

[@lordpyro1]

Did anybody else notice the first blurred out picture was actually his thumb? XD

[@Irishkeyblade]

just a small question, does anyone know college humor's stance on S.O.P.A or even if they have one? just curious

[@LTG709]

And this is where the term, "creepy" was discovered.

[@MegaMLGPros]

jake is the only reason y college humor is doing so well