Pre-Winter Clearout Special! | Ashens

[@unpronouncable2442]

I wish there was a typo in that book. just one on some random page in a random line

[@unpronouncable2442]

no. but I would give it to few grammar natzies that I know

[@Slunkee]

+Unpronouncable the irony

[@josephlauletta3419]

If you could somehow locate the source text document, you could Ctrl + F for "Shades of grey." and subtract the number of results from 50,000. I'm sure it was just copied and pasted stemming from the very first sentence though.

[@Pigness7]

shades of garry of shades of green

[@rucu8311]

or grey fifty shades of. thousand...get them thinking.

[@squidspecs]

Ashens videos are so fun because it could be from yesterday or 9 years ago and it will always be the same. Been watching for years and have never been disappointed lol.

[@danvondrasek]

Those books sell for almost 80 bucks now...and I see the real ones at thrift shops for 50 cents. Who'd of known, Ashens would make a BETTER more VALUED version of something?

[@thomasjenkins7506]

50,000 shades is better written for sure.

[@angelusnielson7135]

It's also a better love story than Twilight.

[@nightw4tchman]

I have the book. I got it when it was cheap. Page 195 has an amazing twist on it.

[@nightw4tchman]

It's a joke.

[@jacobmorales2353]

fuck trees

[@derpinatrixderp7426]

What I loved the best about this? The gelli baff and spa gel? Same exact stuff put in to diapers and menstrual pads to catch liquid. No spa benefits at all.

[@Demumbraisapedo]

My favorite part of Stuarts book is, Pg. 132: "Shades of Grey". Truly astounding craftsmanship and a literary genius!

[@lizzyregis]

"it tastes like rotten cheese!" ingredients: natural cheese

[@RavenDumpster]

Does Audible have your book?

[@jpthreebf3]

😂

[@snowfall_shirayuki2770]

Hopefully

[@zacharywolf5666]

Narrated by Microsoft Sam

[@xXItsJubleyXx-Minecraft]

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[@rk9island]

There's a video on youtube of someone dramatically reading the book.

[@lilmattere]

Dr Ashens, let me tell you that your book literally changed my life. So inspirational.

[@ferricch9777]

Same, did you show up to his panel at the book convention in London?

[@BYERE]

The gummy things you showed after the Calorie Mate stuff is called Mochi. It's a thick rice paste, sometimes with a savory (though in this case, fruity) jam-like stuff inside it. They are a bit flavourless on the outside, but they're REALLY good if you like the fruit involved. Also, the green pack is melon flavour.

[@tiotharius]

The little doughy sweets he eats are called mochi. Very popular in Japan.

[@KennieFitz]

+Cai Jephcott That's mochi? I figured it would be something crunchy. The word sounds crunchy at least...

[@VndNvwYvvSvv]

+Cai Jephcott I thought so too. Shouldn't the be frozen?

[@daroachdoggjr9802]

+FieroGT42 No, they're meant to be very soft.

[@VndNvwYvvSvv]

+Amanda Laurence Maybe I'm thinking if an ice cream version, which also was soft anyway, or maybe my host was misinformed and shouldn't have done that, lol

[@technopoptart]

+Cai Jephcott the brand of mochi he was given is shit tho' XD they are gross and artificial tasting

[@ninetailedliligant1334]

Weird to think you wouldn't eat that japanese jelly confectionary because it was a few days old and then years later your eating food that a decade out of date. Weird how times change and all.

[@benmacdonaldcfc]

That's exactly what I thought

[@ANCUTTER]

He (for most part) has to try everything at least once. He already tried the one he skipped.

[@ninetailedliligant1334]

ANCUTTER Yeah it just a little ...ironic...no no that never the term but just kind of funny that he just says I not going to eat this because it off a few days and I could get sick and then years later takes a bit out of things literately decades old that probally could actually have things that could kill him.

[@MiisterShane]

NineTailedLiligant it's probably more a case of opened vs unopened food. Food tends to last a while in its original packaging whereas if you get it out and leave it for a short period it can mould up pretty sharpish, that's my guess anyway.

[@masterskyrunner]

An audiobook version is needed of Fifty Thousand Shades of Grey!

[@AgentTasmania]

I'm preparing a dramatic reading. Recorded chapter 9 today

[@telegraphjames4542]

They made one. Look it up

[@acciaiomorti]

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[@acciaiomorti]

exactly 100

[@masterskyrunner]

acciaiomorti *Shades of Grey.

[@AiurIkiza]

"Fifty-thousand Shades Of Grey" - The first ever 100+ page book that i am able to remember EVERYTHING written in it.

[@dane2YT]

Page 117 of your book Was, exceptional to say the least. It gripped me. I couldn't put it down!!

[@kis5140]

Eh, I personally found page 129 to be the height of the emotional development of the characters. It led into the climax yet described each character so perfectly and naturally beforehand, you never would've guessed. The climax itself gets too much attention I feel. I believe the little moments that further the development of the story as a whole are the most important.

[@brenduck]

Does no one remember episode 112? When Linda shocked Gerald that she was pregnant with another man, you could _feel_ Gerald's heart just stop

[@charlesbartowski2373]

Episode? Is this now the TV edition?

[@brenduck]

Wow I'm a genius, aren't I

[@kis5140]

Charles Bartowski Surprise, director JJ Abrams is bringing 50,000 Shades of Grey to the silver screen.

[@angelachase2163]

My mum got her card info stolen, the person bought plane tickets to Brazil and went to a circus.

[@slideitinslowly993]

alastair xD

[@kashinimeyo]

My mom got her card info stolen too- but instead by someone in London who bought 3000 dollars worth of sex toys and lingerie

[@RemixedVoice]

Kat Howard Wow. I wish I could see their dungeon. :)

[@PunakiviAddikti]

I got my credit card info sold to a third party. Some ghost corporation called "Paramount Wireless" took 63€ off my card before I had it locked and destroyed.

[@molIymawk]

PunakiviAddikti funny enough, paramount wireless went out of business recently. their website is gone, location shut down, etc. used to drive by there quite a bit

[@ultimateninjaboi]

I was given a Calorie Mate at a convention once while I was cosplaying Big Boss. Got it from another Big Boss cosplayer. We shared a package. Thankfully it was the browner variety. He was basically right. It was kinda tasteless, with a bit of coco hints... not in a particularly amazing way

[@Shiratto]

Oscarman97 | Bleh…disgusting! *Continues to chomp on raw snake.*

[@yocapo32]

@@Shiratto "I'm not _done."_

[@Arbron]

@@Shiratto Excellent stamina recovery?

[@rufusderpington5140]

Fifty shades of grey movie is out, ashens needs to make a film of him saying the phrase shades of grey on a loop fifty thousand times.

[@katiegrace7725]

Omg!!!!

[@whoeusbsknsi]

Katie Grace right?!?!?!?! that would be, hilarious 😂 and totally not fucking stupid

[@voidsauce2616]

I'd buy it on BluRay.

[@parappatheconstipatedmaggo209]

It's not even a loop. It's literally him actually saying shades of grey 50000 times.

[@elephystry]

Vsauce-tier joke.

[@phillipkrickler8558]

I will order 50,000 copies of your book.

[@josephlauletta3419]

2,500,000,000 shades of grey.

[@aryomaheswara3188]

Joseph Lauletta and im gonna buy 2.500,000,000 of them

[@jintaker113]

qrYo 125,000,000,000,000 shades of grey.

[@aryomaheswara3188]

Jason christopher and i will copy 125,000,000,000,000 of those books,well the list goes on,isnt it?

[@PunakiviAddikti]

They're 80 bucks a piece. Good luck with that.

[@ChickenPika]

You will never have Ashen testing things in your bathtub. Why live?

[@theoneswholeaveyoutubecomm4682]

That bathroom at 12:13 looks disgusting. I don't mean the booger-gel. I mean the wall, pipe, and tile. I'd be afraid to get into a tub in a bathroom that dirty!

[@mrmothy258]

Welcome to the high standard of rental accommodation here in the uk. Probably had to pay a fortune for that bespoke rusty pipework and carefully manicured tile grime...

[@Smg065]

Happy 100th like! How do you feel?

[@ChickenPika]

This is going to sound smug and self-satisfied no matter how I say it, so I won't, and I'll just direct you to Ashens' World's Sharpest Knife video.

[@andymadden8183]

The creepiest.

[@cutterchaz]

At least Snake likes Calorie Mate.

[@M070RG0A7]

+cutterchaz He didn't exactly have the best options at the time. The End's parrot always looked tastiest to me

[@kylehill8947]

Instant Noodles was another one of his favorites.

[@ClockworkOrangeImagination]

+M070RG0A7 He does state his favourite flavour is chocolate Calorie Mate.

[@kinamiya1]

well its kinda tasty... not the best but... compared to eat snakes and those rations that snake states as really nasty i would choose calorie mate or instant noodles :D

[@HitmanJenkins1]

If you spent several days in a jungle eating various animals you'd probably end up liking the taste of Calorie Mate too.

[@CobraSlammer]

That expanding jelly sand (Sodium polyacrylate) is also used in soil to keep your plants watered while you're away. Just as in your video, it will soak up many times its own size in water, so if you have it mixed in with your potting soil, it will maintain a constantly moist soil until it dries, and also prevents overwatering.

[@CLaw-tb5gg]

Re: Gelli Baff - there is actually a third version.. basically sex-Gelli Baff. I was at.. well, what amounted to a sex convention recently and overhead the sales-bloke saying "er, yeah, we had to rebrand it from the original". They had a tub of it set up. Stone-cold. It was deeply unpleasant.

[@gui18bif]

What were you doing at the sex convention

[@himiranda123]

what makes it a sex gelli baff

[@CLaw-tb5gg]

Guilherme Ferreira Not much. It was actually kind of boring. It was the London Alternative Market, so it was all stalls with ball gags and nipple clamps for sale and such, but not much else going on. I had a drink at the bar and went home fairly quickly.

[@CLaw-tb5gg]

miranda vicente I’ve no idea, other than a naked woman on the box.

[@yocapo32]

@@gui18bif Looking for people to share pizza recipes with, what the fuck do you think?

[@melonpigeon6641]

I must have got a black market 50,000 Shades of Grey book. It only contains 49,999 Shades of Grey.

[@alexe8375]

did you count the title?

[@VorpalSlade]

Grey market

[@Kazza_8240]

It's a grey area

[@leohelen1858]

Incase anyone was wondering at 12:35, the domain was unfortunately shut down but if you actually Googled it back in the day it would take you to a blank web page that just said "don't be ridiculous"

[@TheOnePhun211]

7 years... Man what a crazy thing... Yet I still get entertained by these old videos just as much as the new ones.

[@I_Am_Kiba]

That book is a riveting read, a real page turner. 10/10.

[@captainweekend5276]

I always saw gelli baff adverts and always wanted to get it, but my parents wouldn't get it because they thought it'd block the drain, I'm kind of tempted to get it now.

[@spicybeantofu]

Its going to get into your creases.

[@DASyam-tb7qt]

Lost it at "Aaakh..! Tell Doris I love her..." *Blghh* 😂😂😂

[@420mralucard]

The two pack of "Alien Power" figures are molds ripping off Kamen Rider Double, the one on the left has the exact same colors as his Cyclone/Joker form and you can even see the Double Driver painted on his waist....

[@Clawthehedgehog1]

Andrew Howlan Now, count up your sins.

[@iCANhazRECON1]

Why is 'Fifty Thousand Shades of Grey' not available absolutely anywhere for a reasonable price? I would love to get my hands on a copy or two without spending a thousand dollars on Amazon

[@bloonkiller9923]

Still cheaper than CS:GO knives.

[@Kascaded]

iCANhazRECON Wow you're right. It cost $999.91 to buy one.

[@dazelumm]

Brendan eldridge LOL

[@ciara947]

iCANhazRECON I found a copy for £33.50

[@iCANhazRECON1]

MartianMallows Where at?

[@zacmitchel92]

I use gray and grey interchangeably.

[@apperusenpai]

Those light up robots are amazing and I need 10 of them right now in order to feel fulfilled again!

[@captafrica]

Did anyone go to the site for the uncensored version?

[@ah3rnan]

Don't be ridiculous.

[@OmegaRiley]

the words Dont be ridiculous pop up

[@krasykay2294]

Best link ever

[@OnlineHellMaster]

God bless your soul...

[@OnlineHellMaster]

Dr.Octogon Ashens said he had naked pics of him in a fake URL, and the dumbass Kind Of An Odd Name asked if he is the only one to go see the pictures -_-

[@ZeroF26]

That is amazing that you were able to sell a book as ridiculous as that through any kind of major store. I applaud your epic win on that project.

[@Lathland]

Still better than the real 50 shades of grey, another great video :P

[@bryanpotts5594]

I want Ashens to turn Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey into an audio book.

[@Mobysimo]

You know, I honestly think Ashens book is better than 50 shades. At least I know his book dosent glorify an abusive relationship

[@christianholmes9993]

Great book Ashens but the ending was kinda predictable...

[@nolankadinger7357]

Us Americans use Gray/Grey spellings interchangeably in most cases.

[@noelleisadog]

Not really, I've never met anyone who uses "grey" unironically

[@nolankadinger7357]

+Kore an (Assassin) I live in a weird place (Washington state), we have weird logic of spelling in some places.

[@noelleisadog]

+Nolan Kadinger yeah, I'm from Missouri and people here say "Wersh" instead of Wash...... I'm not even joking. We're weird

[@HughesEnterprises]

+Nolan Kadinger I'm in WA too. I laugh at people trying to pronounce Sequim and Puyallup.

[@MatchstickMan]

Honestly, I'm american and I use grey because to me, gray looks weird.

[@TwitchFast]

That geli baff shit... "Final product not tested on animals", so the previous revisions were?

[@cottontaelle]

hello celest

[@Emerson990]

+TwitchFast and your problem being??

[@TwitchFast]

Emerson Babu I assume you're just trying to be edgy, in which case you're not really worth a proper response.

[@Alexshockwave84]

hi

[@MiaowGaiGar]

+TwitchFast Because being passive-aggressive is _way_ better.

[@OdaSwifteye]

That sounds like a really great prank actually. Somebody somewhere do this and video tape it please. Especially the part where the neighbor realizes what's become of the pool and either knows he's been pranked or becomes massively confused .

[@VndNvwYvvSvv]

The blue stuff looks like diaper filler, the same gel used in those absorbent pads sometimes found under prepackaged raw meat in the supermarket. They've just taken 2 pence worth, dyed it blue, and tossed it in a box.

[@Highyeena]

I've seen this before, but never thought to add this: 6:00 A muskmelon, it's similar to cantaloupe and honeydew... if memory serves, cantaloupe and honeydew are varieties of muskmelon.

[@OhShitSeriously]

I've never had muskmelon mochi, but I've had muskmelon moonshine and it absolutely destroyed me.

[@Metrallata]

Two brilliant marketing design objectives, make technology wear-able and make food on-the-go and fast for the busy hikers that are our audience. Both deserve nobel prizes.

[@20cnVision]

I ate calorie mate back in japan when I got sick because I didn't have any apetetite at all and there was noone to provide any food for me, so this was amazing. Didn't really taste like anything but gets the job done. The one I had didn't smell like anything.

[@JRWeezy84]

its 3 am here in georgia u.s. and im binge watching ashens lmao your awesome man

[@wakofish]

To be fair it's a pretty good way of spending your night

[@khellberg11]

2 am right now at the Savanah port right now, my night would be boring right now

[@clintedwards82]

georgia here doing the same thing

[@ModernFreak123]

+william edwards 4:20 where i am, doing the same.

[@Aalborg42]

Denmark 12.30 pm

[@chaoszonenate]

Mochi is absolutely delicious Ashens what on earth are you talking about?

[@papayer]

Late but the shelf-stable shit he got is absolutely dreadful. That's not real mochi.

[@connorbuchanan9508]

@@papayer What is considered real mochi?

[@LCAC75]

@@connorbuchanan9508 that's real mochi, perhaps they're thinking of ice cream mochi, which is very nice.

[@connorbuchanan9508]

@@LCAC75 Just realized my local market has some mochi, and a tasting is long overdue.

[@gearsmoke]

Watching this old old video and being awed by how clean and new the sofa looks.

[@lilly2o13]

Those "blobby japanese stuff" are called mochi I believe, and I absolutely love them! Btw, you are hilarious! xD

[@EdgyShooter]

The thing I always remember about Gelli Baff, was the incredibly low budget adverts 😂

[@TheLazyMadman]

To whoever else thought the first alien power 2-pack had Kamen Rider W, you are my friend!

[@negativeinfinity4387]

As soon as I saw that I started busting out laughing.

[@rileye9599]

"Would you really want to climb into a bath full of that?" Buddy, I would JUMP

[@silverxstar01]

I am sexually attracted to Ashens' hands.

[@julesgreen2066]

Agreed

[@cardinalximenez4505]

I shook his hand. I have touched one of them. Envy me! ENVY ME!

[@silverxstar01]

Cardinal Ximenez I envy you.

[@ShadowYoshi-Vincent-]

lol

[@MEVIbrothers]

+silverxstar this is gold

[@Dill.]

'Dont be ridiculous'

[@senorplatano7271]

+TobebwidZ Garn wiv'yer

[@CattyMintgum]

Still waiting for that international release-

[@Facesforce]

It's funny how memories work. I remembered the foul taste of calorie mate, and then remembered your magnum opus. I totally forgot that the two were reviewed in the same video. 😂

[@NyxDiscordia33]

I don't know if anyone caught this, but in that double pack of "Alien Spider's" the one on the left actually bears a striking resemblance to Kamen Rider W; look it up!

[@DashCamSheffield]

actually had to skim the comments to see if anyone mentioned that. I'd buy it just for that!

[@TheG2I0O]

2dog14 he even has the double drive her around the belt area

[@TheG2I0O]

*driver

[@NyxDiscordia33]

I know, right? that's a really specific detail to just HAVE on a bootleg figure xD

[@Furbisms]

I really want to know what would happen if you put a bath bomb in "gelli baff"

[@autumnwoodfall4471]

windowsapologist it would be a helli baff

[@Mad.maiden.miriam]

A black hole forms

[@pandapickles489]

0:36 the original "idk i never saw the movie"

[@thechazz8080]

I am rewatching all of this 3 years later

[@arctickilla5424]

Hahahahaha “You butter fingered spider-fake!!” That made my day, great video 👍👍

[@MrMarioman569]

I remember the gelli baff adverts from years and years ago xD

[@AuroDHikoshi]

Page 93 is particularly good especially the middle section.

[@T61APL89]

Funny going back thru this channel and seeing an already pressed like button. Either past me has good taste or my youtube is haunted.

[@matthewweigel7856]

Around the 15:00 mark, I remembered a figure I had gotten from Japan that looked like the figure in the left. It was something like Street Rider or something, and it was a hollow rubber thing that had no articulation whatsoever, and it came with a hardback book that was entirely in Japanese, and I have no idea what they were from or if they were a real thing at all. And the fact that I couldn't read Japanese made figuring it out so much more complicated. But it had the exact same color scheme, and it had a similar belt. It had red eyes, too, and it had little spikes on its head. If you have any idea what I'm talking about, please let me know.

[@XenoRider]

Youre talking about Kamen Rider, :p to be more precise thats Kamen Rider Double from the series called "Kamen Rider W" :D the halfgreen/halfblack is his standard Rider form but other combinations of colours are possible through the use of Gaia Memories, USB-stick shaped thingys that are inserted in the belt :D the ones in this video are unofficial rip-off toys tho

[@matthewweigel7856]

Lukas Vindevogel Yep, that's what it reminded me of. I lost the figure a long time ago, and since I don't live in Japan, I really have no way of getting them, and I haven't seen the exchange student who brought them in a few years either. I've never seen the series, so thanks for clarifying.

[@XenoRider]

I highly recommend watching the series, especially if you like/liked Power Rangers! Theres like 17-ish Kamen Rider series though so watch the one that looks most interesting I guess :D

[@taxevaderyoshi5795]

Surely I’m not the only one to think of MGS 3 when I saw that Calorie mate.

[@borederlands5387]

B-but big boss said calorie mates were amazinng

[@bob11712]

3:20. "That's.. DAMN good." - Naked Snake, 1964

[@megansutton9699]

00:59 That would be a great prank

[@PatriciaCross]

Those are Mochi. You review a different brand/quality of them in the next video with the century egg. I found that amusing as I binge watch your show that literally back to back you get the same food and in the newer video you didn't recognize them. Mochi can be hit or miss depending on the filling and personal tastes. I love the green tea ones. I know you hate tea so pfffft.

[@spicybeantofu]

I feel anything thats in a shelf stable package is gross.

[@hannahblurp9360]

@@spicybeantofu that must really limit your food options

[@Savannah_Simpson]

@@spicybeantofu You must waste a lot of food then.

[@mprospero]

Fifty-Thousands Shades of Grey, still a better use of paper than the real one.

[@babsbylow6869]

18:50 OMG! They're still pumping these out?! My (now 16 yo) son had those when he was a toddler. Gawd I miss the day when buying from the Family Dollar was good enuf to make him happy 😉

[@HitmanJenkins1]

Holy shit I haven't seen Gelli Baff in years, I remember it being advertised on the TV (usually on a channel like Boomerang or Nickelodeon) or some shit.

[@SuperEekie64]

Those CalorieMate blocks may not actually taste all that good, but they sure as hell look tasty! Is it bad if this video never fails to give me cravings of biscuits?

[@spacealien1602]

I actually brought "Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey" from Amazon for just under £6.00 (Free postage!)...

[@BerenikeNoble]

Oh Hey! Ashens! I remember that bath shit and chocolate anywhere! XD

[@OdaSwifteye]

It's weird that he said that in a sarcastic manner but then actually did do it. Please don't do that Ashen. It's hard enough to guess sarcasm and sincerity in text.

[@emoandstay]

I also own a copy, and everyone I know thinks I was stupid for buying it. Ah well. Came to about $9

[@victorvangrimgamming6784]

All 3 of his books are still avalable on Amazon (fifty thousand shades of gray, attack of the flickering skeletons, and a third i can't be bothered to check.)

[@SeiIorii]

Did anyone see the one action figure at 15:04 that was multied colored please tell me im not the only one who saw the cyclone joker combo from kamen rider w.

[@ArtemyMusha]

I was just about to comment with that, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed!

[@AozoraOrigami]

Akriloth2150 henshin!

[@chcoman123]

AozoraOrigami CYCLONE. JOKAHHHH.

[@Thanatoys]

The riders have somehow gone from saving Japan to being sold in Poundland. CYCLONE CHEAPSKATE

[@SeiIorii]

Tommy Wiseau Tommy Wiseau is my favorite kamen rider :3

[@TheSpyt67]

Calorie mate. Mmm. Delicious. (mgs3)

[@Zombieslayer610]

I want some more!

[@Daweasaurus]

Wait, I though he said it was terrible, it was that the rations? Either way who needs calorie mates when you have SNAKES and FROGS!!!

[@Zombieslayer610]

Daweasaurus he said that the russian rations were disgusting

[@Daweasaurus]

+Max Moody ah ok, thanks, couldn't remember because I haven't played that game in a while, I should play it again!

[@skirtingboard]

I want some more!

[@bwagner6246]

16:24 I had these as a kid. My brother and I destroyed them in various ways.

[@ShiningDarknes]

That book is possibly the best ever written. Quite inspired and educational.

[@genericwehraboo3131]

wait, caloriemate is a real thing!?!? I thought they just made it up for mgs!

[@Ivan-cw4ip]

19:03 6 yo me when receiving my one and only christmas present

[@aidancontino1640]

Anyone else only remember Cal. Mate from MGS: 3?

[@notadoctor9041]

me too lol

[@Echo_Reyes]

Yes

[@floydstephman]

I didn't know it was real, or at least not actually exist as seen in mgs.

[@xxluigi123]

I WANT SOME MORE

[@imsowhiteiglowinthedark19]

holy heck thats what its from

[@pointdan4540]

@14:59 that KO action figure with the Green/Black paintjob is a KO of Kamen Rider W cyclone joker right down to the poorly painted double driver on the waist.

[@laskann]

14:58 Holy fuck, why would they color that stupid figure after Kamen Rider W? It's not even a property anywhere outside of Japan O_o

[@zaerozxadvent]

I thought you were kidding about the W recolor ... oh my god

[@m1scmus1c]

the puffy candy stuff is Mochi it is fruits and treats inside rice balls. famous in asia

[@marvelfan3634]

@17:08 I think this police figure holding a rifle looks a bit like Herman Munster

[@TheJesterGuy_]

This is by far one of your best videos. It's bloody excellent.

[@breakingbasha]

One of the alien spiders is just a Kamen rider W rip-off. They even have a suggested driver

[@unforgivencaleb528]

14:57 Oh my God, they made a bootleg Kamen Rider Double.

[@vincetravis8701]

I'm American and of all of my years of living, I've always spelled "grey"

[@turtlebornben118]

I-is that not how we're supposed to...?

[@vincetravis8701]

Turtleborn Ben Apparently...

[@danielgrianger6199]

Grey for 'E'ngland Gray for 'A'merica

[@candyqueenify]

Daniel Grianger Oh shit.

[@Scaevola9449]

I tend to use both depending on which sounds better to me in the given context.

[@TopFurret]

I bought 10 boxes of this jelly baff stuff once to fill a pool with it. It was pretty fun. Draining it was a nightmare though.

[@ChickpeaBlues]

That link doesn't work. Humph

[@gaming4Britania]

used to

[@alexe8375]

GARN WIV'YER!

[@zacil1234]

It used to say “Don’t be ridiculous.“

[@rocketsharknightcore4024]

Kamen Rider Double...Spiderman...yes, i clearly see the similarities, there.

[@TakaComics]

+Rocket Shark I pause the video because I saw the same thing.

[@TheHutchy01]

The funny thing is if he did it today and was maybe 20 years younger, that XXX Ashens thing probably wouldn't be a joke.

[@galactaytegd8924]

The food at the beginning just proves that first is the worst, and second is the best

[@DavidIoffreda]

I listened to a hour long audio book of 50 thousand shades of grey

[@jefferywang3131]

hey isn't calorie mate some thing that snake eats in metal gear solid

[@jefferywang3131]

i knew it

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

I love the pre-onlyfans onlyfans joke there.

[@steevanatorotto6454]

is there an audio version on audible? there should be, ill see what i can do...