Halo Lore - Can Spartans Have Children?!

In Halo Lore, Spartans are killing machines, but can they produce or bear children? Today Jacob, and Chris discuss Spartan IIs, IIIs, and IVs, how they differ in baby making, and more!
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[@theempiredidnothingwrong3227]

Imagine in spartan four boot camp drill Sergeant: Why'd you become a Spartan Spartan one: To protect humanity Spartan two: To become the galaxies greatest killing machine spartan three: To avenge the dead Drill Sergeant: And you four what made you want be a Spartan spartan four: To get the nessecary augmentations to survive intercourse with a spartan woman. Everyone slowly stairs down the line.

[@CopiumSmuggler]

Paul Harrison xD

[@Iamthefriendlyguy]

Paul Harrison I'M DYING 😂😂😂

[@nicholascoker7212]

Paul Harrison you win the internet sir

[@CheckeredPony]

me as a spartan: i joined the spartan program for to reasons, to kill the covenant and to fuck other spartans... and i'm all out of covenant

[@undeadstormblade9337]

Paul Harrison lol

[@neatherman0162]

Normal Family - "I got the baby a pacifier and a rattle" Spartan Family - "I got the baby a weight set and his first energy sword" *Later* Normal Family - "Look honey, he said his first word" Spartan Family - "Look honey, he killed his first grunt"

[@Commrade-DOGE]

Normal family: here’s a puppy spartan family: here’s this alpha crawler son. It’s tame and won’t kill you

[@jemileedabear9630]

@@Commrade-DOGE Normal family: Honey, the baby caught a flu virus Spartan family: Honey, the baby caught a FLOOD SPORE!!!

[@weaselwolf8425]

Haha. Love that. That would probably be true. But they got to be careful not to kill of the whole grunt population. Hahah.LMAO.

[@_Swamp_9168]

Normal family:”Oh my god! Honey! The baby took his first step!” Spartan family:”Honey! Our baby just flipped it’s first tank!”

[@IsraelCountryCube]

@@_Swamp_9168 *oh look honey she shoved a energy sword up her first elite**

[@darthstarkiller6605]

Basically if you were a male spartan you’d probably split a women in half and if you were a female spartan you’d probably snap a guys lower torso if you decided to clench him

[@OHKooIceMan]

so... death by snu-snu

[@NoahWeisbrod]

So, basically, the SPARTAN's partner would have to do all the work.

[@noxflo897]

Worth it

[@backwardsstrat8339]

That's scary

[@mob4609]

Darth Star Killer there the mantises of halo in sëx

[@apex_7766]

The look on that Spartan's face when Sarah Palmer *pulled out* her rank

[@dirtysniper3434]

i have never seen a dick shrink that quickly

[@CJKpoprox]

@@dirtysniper3434 maybe it got even harder

[@weaselwolf8425]

Yup. Now That is a comical military scene. Where a lower ranked soldier doesn't realize he or she is talking to an officer.

[@nolanarthur2732]

Apex _ where is that clip from I don’t even remember it

[@Sennnjuuu]

Nolan Arthur Halo 4 Spartan Ops ep 1

[@koolkidzpoppin8462]

Question still remains... where do Spartans keep their ammunition?

[@karisum2430]

Kool Kidz Poppin Up there crack

[@borealis3639]

Jakari Sumler yup just like their guns

[@jcenteno8]

Kool Kidz Poppin first taking a shit now how thay fuck what's next how thay find a fucking armory on the floor

[@slvrcobra1337]

They carry pouches, bandoliers, and maybe some kind of slots in the armor?

[@cadinnelson5168]

Kool Kidz Poppin their guns

[@rowanxv472]

'Spread his seed'- quote of the year

[@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773]

Disast3rCh1ef Gaming I strongly agree lol

[@HaloFollower-Ron]

*ohhhh yeahhhh* -Chris

[@rowanxv472]

Ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh

[@alexrdm9993]

Ohhhhhhhhhh yeah

[@Captianmex1C0]

117 likes

[@renser8635]

BUNGIE: YES BUNGIE: NO 343: MAYBE Community: Who cares.

[@bishop2286]

Pornhub wants to know your location

[@junk2040]

Bishop 228 will never take me alive

[@masterchief8726]

There was no time to have children. I had to save humanity.

[@strider1trigger38]

Master Chief Makes sense, I'd like to live just a wee bit longer thank you very much, but knowing myself I'm probably get killed doing Johnny Knoxville levels of stupid shit...

[@holo_2709]

What about between halo 4 and 5

[@kek857]

Master Chief what about *A R B Y ? ? ?*

[@dirtysniper3434]

so your saying cortana dose not have a fine ass?!?!

[@ashleyhicks7664]

Lol

[@ashtong6795]

- child of spartan - hey dad can you open this jar of jelly? - - spartan - sure - jar gets smashed in hand -

[@shawnahogsett6028]

PandaIsPresent ha ha that's hilarious

[@hasinturner1708]

The child could crush it

[@LC-xi7xi]

Child isnt on there best behavior, Spartan mom slaps child, child's skull gets crushed

[@DoubleBoost23]

Leo Cruz That's unlikely,considering who the mom is But the kid might break a wall after being flung by that smack XD

[@tylerolinger6746]

-spartan- ...Fuck

[@cosmicspooky]

CDR. Palmer: any questions? me: can spartans reproduce? CDR. Palmer: are you willing to find out? me: alert medical, have them on standby

[@grahamlopez6202]

Bury me in my uniform, and tell the word my story, I'm going for it lmao

[@Edognightcrest]

Death by snu snu

[@baddecisions7435]

@@Edognightcrest omfg 🤣🤣

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

@@Edognightcrest That is most likely the most accurate representation of what it’d be like for a normal human to get it on with a Spartan super soldier. 😂

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

DEATH BY SNU SNU, VALHALLA,

[@KnightroBlue22]

Can Spartans have children? Well, we’re about to find out. Come here, Vale!

[@AlanIsTrying]

yuri ruzemberg That reminds me of the time friend told me to search dick snap so I did and I saw a dick getting snapped in half

[@yagamienjoyer4408]

@@AlanIsTrying omfg

[@melbournemeliodas215]

@@AlanIsTrying oooooooiihhh. That gitta hurt.

[@jenniferkindred8691]

@@AlanIsTrying oh god

[@yousefsofyan762]

U have 117 likes

[@Squeam9750]

Bully: *bullies boy* Boy: I'm gonna tell my Mom. His Mom: **Vale**

[@burgerflipper6952]

I’m pretty sure a Spartans child would be much stronger than kids their age (still funny tho)

[@Squeam9750]

@@burgerflipper6952 Idk. Augumentations is injected not passed down.

[@burgerflipper6952]

Rey true but still children of Spartan 1s were known to be stronger than usual

[@Le-eu4bf]

@@burgerflipper6952 then again he would probably be verbally and mentally bullied not pyshically like being called freak and stuff

[@Joshua_N-A]

@@Squeam9750 does the drugs they took during augmentation have side effects on their offspring?

[@DootMarine1173]

"Well that just takes all the fun out of it doesn't it?" - Chris 2017.

[@illcurbstompurauntie4289]

Anthony Thompson as I read this he said it lol

[@adolfhitler6964]

Well they can still get it on though

[@adolfhitler6964]

Aaron Sirb I tried Trust me Tried refining liquidised Jew Didn't work Built spartan factory's Bombed by communists Then got told on Xbox live to kill myself Only thing I ever did right

[@HaloFollower-Ron]

DOESN'T IT -Chris

[@someboiwhogivesadamn]

HaloFollower it does

[@spartan2000music]

There’s only one canon mention of a Spartan who retired from the UNSC and had a family, including halo 5 she still remains as the only spartan to actually retire and live a relatively normal human life, her name is petty officer second class Spartan-062 Maria, a Spartan II.

[@dirtysniper3434]

i only remember the spartans on rule 34

[@ForbesMX2023]

spartan2000music wasnt it a comic or graphic novel i think i remember this

[@imboblol8238]

OH MY GOD WHY DOES MY EXS NAME FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE

[@LovingShadow]

Randall is canon? He’s in a 343 written and directed film?

[@AkumaRaizen01]

I knew somebody already beat me to it. Novel, and yes she has a kid in that book

[@cornholio3246]

Master chief you mind telling me what you’re doing on that ship? Sir, taking junior to school

[@teejaybee0852]

Nice rvb reference

[@Eyby1029]

Frog Creep I was gonna reply to see if that was a reference

[@uptightsl]

@james braselton I had like... 87 Strokes trying to read this.

[@yahaira2232]

4:56 background music makes this conversation so much weirder

[@thecrazywolf9625]

OMG THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT thats just...i can't find the word that the spartans are holding my mind HELP ME I THINK ITS CONSUMING ME

[@no_nope_nah]

Ooooooo

[@BrunoSantos-jp1lv]

Ngl Halsey still looks like Cortana

[@SpartanChief17C]

I’m pretty sure that background music is from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

[@Mango-vd1nn]

117 likes!

[@the_blue_elephant]

I always knew Master Chief would die a virgin

[@BA3942]

THE BLUE ELEPHANT No, that's Simmons' job.

[@MonTheWell1886]

THE BLUE ELEPHANT Na after he got away from the destroyed Halo in Halo CE he went and picked up some chick and banged her. Sadly she didn't make it and her body was sent into Space.

[@Oxid3..]

Same reason why they didn't show his face because its the most emersive

[@lavernioustucker9127]

THE BLUE ELEPHANT HES WORSE THAN THE FORTY YEAR OLD VIRGIN

[@lavernioustucker9127]

Ultimatrix120 your rihht

[@josehernandez2219]

Short answer:yes Long answer:this video

[@doge8153]

Jose Hernandez lol

[@HaloFollower-Ron]

"Well that just takes all the fun out of it doesn't it?" - Chris 2017.

[@profblack]

HaloFollower I was literally reading your comment as you said it in the video.

[@mreionmrhd6085]

The only thing is if you wanted to have a spartan child with spartan & spartan genes you would have to take two male sperm and then use an egg as simply the place where the fetus can grow without any of the genetic material. So basically if you want to have a fully spartan child running around the child will have to come from two men (at least in the first generation) after the first generation of spartan children are created then you could create children with an egg and a sperm assuming that a female child was born from the original 2 sperm process.

[@murielgalban7700]

well i've also read an article about this same matter, and iv'e found that spartans ii and iii where affected "more" by the augmentation process, because some of them were kids (like 7-10 years old) the augmentations interfered whit the development of their "adult" urges, even some of them are incapable of feeling love or attachment to someone, there was even an spartan ii who didn't care much about her own father (yeah, she found her father and she didn't care), but those "problems" are no longer present in spartans iv, like the video said, they are the first generation of augmentated adults.

[@dawnharris6477]

Master chief hit puberty, you heard his voice?

[@armorfrogentertainment]

He hit puberty, but he's still asexual

[@razzledazzle2666]

You mean his smooth and buttery voice that I may have busted to a few times, then yeah, I've heard it before.

[@julianjones9547]

Yeah his voice deepened, but it may have been the same when he was 15.

[@capnkaba]

He did, but he didn’t develop a sex drive and such

[@hehehehehe7045]

@@razzledazzle2666 wtf bro

[@janfungusamon4926]

Halo 6: revenge of the super space babies.

[@PMW3]

"did UNSC see Spartans as the next step of human evolution?" no, I don't think ONI or UNSC saw them as anything more than living weapons

[@AviationMahin]

I mean it could be that the next generation could also be used as a weapon

[@rogercollins4753]

Catherine Halsey actually said her Spartans were the next evolution of humanity

[@michaelterrell5061]

@@rogercollins4753 Halsey is downright insane and completely full of her self at times.

[@Williamthe4th]

"It wouldn't be that comfortable for the non-Spartan." Superman and Lois: "😂😂😂😂"

[@DoubleBoost23]

Well,I guess we can just ask Supes how he doesn't accidentally hurt Lois and then bam now Spartans know what to do.

[@damobeck1]

I mean Superman is the size of a typical human. I imagine a spartan would be 8 inches SOFT.... shit would hurt.

[@legendaryfrolox6285]

@@damobeck1 ever seen robot chicken where Lois gives Superman a BJ and he bust a nut through her head?

[@hehehehehe7045]

That would go through her whole body

[@human3213]

Lol Superman s plot is bullshit He never was a good realistic character Lois should have been already dead

[@jestergodfield690]

Spartan 1.1s are a thing in the halo universe, they're offspring of spartan 1's

[@extremosaur]

Failed* Spartans

[@extremosaur]

@Above average Peen Jeremy ohhhHhhHhhHHHHhhh One guy out of the lot. Woopty do. But also remember, the Orion project was not the first Spartan project. "Nimrod".

[@extremosaur]

@Above average Peen Jeremy Anyway, the prohect got retired for inadequate results. It is a failed project and that does not mean the people are failures, nimord, no, it means, nimrod, that they failed to become Spartans as planned.

[@jplayzsfsandmore3173]

Yup the suit and augmentations killed most of them

[@Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE]

What about the offspring of a spartan 1.1s, are they called spartan 2s?

[@abelramos5571]

"Can spartans have children?" Kelly, can you come here for a moment? I'm going to need your help with... research. (I'd probably die from snu snu, but it'd be worth it!)

[@ur-didact1991]

Rest in pieces brother

[@ultimate.tobi.3609]

Kelly, Linda, Vale, Palmer............................................ *DEATH BY SNU SNU OR NOT, I'M DIVING IN THAT ASS!!!*

[@ur-didact1991]

@@ultimate.tobi.3609 You won't even last one second, I am not talking about your holding power, talking about life

[@acrobaticswitches]

Spartan 069- Jariah

[@becktompkins7509]

Bow chicka bow wow

[@HeroProductionz]

Beck tompkins alright calm down there tucker

[@gavinearls2935]

i like rocks

[@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773]

Beck tompkins Tucker calm down!!!!!

[@carson8915]

Beck tompkins hey chicka bum bum

[@sambphillips959]

Beck tompkins bee chippa bop bop

[@yeaiamtrill]

5:30 "immense size and power difference" OWO

[@mitthrawdoritos30]

The real question is, Can spartan have a child with the elite? and if yes...🤮 what would it look like? 😨

[@andrewzhu5394]

+catty gaming LMFAO

[@americafirst3078]

A completely fucked up individual that's what.

[@acn1813]

S I Z E

[@TheWarHorse100]

@@acn1813 The size of what? ;)

[@gantzuka]

Master Chief: I ain't got time to bleed. Master Chief's Balls: RELEASE MEEEEEE!

[@jplayzsfsandmore3173]

Gantzuka 😂

[@jplayzsfsandmore3173]

But wot if during halo infinite he gets shot in the balls

[@ur-didact1991]

@@jplayzsfsandmore3173 he got *titanium BALLS*

[@maleakhihutabarat3227]

Magnum dong

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

@@ur-didact1991 To quote the king of Vegas Duke Nukem: He’s got balls of steel.

[@gernipede2151]

S1's can and will S2's know the concept but cant grasp it in a meaningful way/do it themselves S3's can and sometimes want to S4's can but dont really want to

[@Mister-Chief]

Halo 6 theory: cortana turns human with the fore runner tech and then she fucks the chief, there for getting pregnant with his child. Cortana is killed and the kid taken by oni and.... BOOM new halo bitches

[@wumpusslayer3150]

...

[@MonTheWell1886]

Mister Chief Fuck you spilled it for us all.

[@joseg7980]

sounds like a plan

[@dgates936]

so masterchief is fucking a young creation of his creater lmao

[@someboiwhogivesadamn]

Commpitalism true... also AD VICTORIUM

[@kingjonstarkgeryan8573]

Don't their bodies adapt to the augmentations so a female Spartans' just a super charged version of the baseline human reproduction system.

[@blacklotus1875]

King Jon Starkgeryan soooooooo they can give birth like 6 months early and be gucci

[@RedBoxHero]

King Jon Starkgeryan late response so if they have kids were that mean they're augmented dna would be carried over to the child or would that child be normal? Just imagine a 10 year old with the dexterity of a college athlete

[@demo0831]

yeah like if that kid got the augmented genes and then got more augments would it stack because their augmentations would be normal to the baby if so does that mean doing that process over and over would eventaully lead into them beating the living shut out of a grave mind with their bare hands as a 10 year old

[@TJD248]

Massive clit. Got it.

[@kieranboulton3953]

Digital Rampage if we go off of the Spartan 1.1s then yes their augments would be carried over to the child

[@halosnova1604]

5:50 hehehe he locke looks so tiny...

[@no_nope_nah]

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@liammcgroder5796]

Come with me mega chief

[@Ideo7Z]

Halsey did engineer the ability to have children into the Spartan program. She did afterall view those children as the next step in human evolution so it would make sense for their bloodlines to continue. Also look at Maria 062. No way ONI or the UNSC would allow a rare asset like a Spartan II retire in their prime unless they WANTED to see if a viable breeding program was possible for next gen Spartans.

[@ThatChineseBot]

1:38 Ha it for some reason reminds me of "the seeds of our future are sown in his past" line by Locke

[@jsiabot3467]

TheXboxVIP arbiter but funnt

[@valynazvalkynaz5375]

TheXboxVIP halsey did say the spartans are humanity's next step as a species

[@HaloFollower-Ron]

HAHAHAHHA lmao

[@ncrtrooper6619]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@The-nr6yg]

NCR Trooper yeah it does... wait how do you have connection to the internet!

[@rougeelite1446]

Wrong game VERY VERY WRONG GAME

[@literallybacon7720]

Sir your in the wrong game

[@randomviewer7916]

Ave, true to Ceaser.

[@randomviewer7916]

Wrong universe, kiddo

[@trapscancreate5760]

The Spartan 1s had children in I Love Bees. They kept there augments and one couple were both Spartans. They had a daughter, Jan, and they imply when she was a baby she was partially augmented with some sort of injection. She has greater bone density among other things. She was also trained by her father but even as a child she was a natural prodigy, almost getting abducted into the Spartan 2 program. As a Spartan 1 though her father knew the rumors of the Spartan child abductions and so they would often move and in one case he killed the agent sent to abduct her. BTW I want Halo Follower to Cover I Love Bees.

[@azrieldalusong5042]

ONI are such a dickheads. Lmao

[@itsjamesss6801]

They say it's up to the Spartans, but realistically it's up to the UNSC right?

[@ReformedSooner24]

Its Jamesss There are events that could make a Spartan ignore UNSC regs but It’d be damn hard.

[@cruxhi4560]

Master Chief as a girlfriend, She just goes to another school..... You wouldn't know her.....

[@alientitimilk9073]

Crux Is Shih tzu no shes just a rampart A.I. Who wishes to destroy humanity...... again

[@musiclover-zv5zv]

Really i mean REALLY your joke was not funny

[@tallman1184]

What does this mean

[@unknownwill4th549]

Wait wasn't that in the stary night trailer

[@julianmendoza5521]

i think jerome and isabel are more likely to take john and cortana's place than any descendant of john

[@caderoman3881]

yeah. It would be cool to get a fps with those two with the rest of red team and even omega team maybe. I feel like they could do a different halo fps if they did Jerome and isabel with the spirit of fire. Kind of thinking like Mass effect like but probably in one location/planet. Kind of the whole thing of what halo 5 was post to be.

[@julianmendoza5521]

Cade Roman especially since jerome uas never shown his face and has a deep intimidating voice, just like chief, coupled with the Mk. V Mjoilnir armor, he's perfect for the role

[@thecringecounter5091]

Serina is dead

[@KassidyJMoore]

As Drax says: But he'd SMUSH her??!

[@Eric_Nguyen.]

Buck probably has a child with Dare because he was an ODST before he became a Spartan 4. So, the answer is "yes" Spartans can have children. Question: What'll happen when a female Spartan has her water burst?

[@deus0rcinus889]

That's just a scary thought

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

@@deus0rcinus889 No its called Mandalorian marriage

[@redtalon8947]

The one retired spartan 2 has kids

[@imnotoriginalaha3824]

Clash Master5063 maria

[@batman-qx8sn]

Who's her husband

[@gabe7933]

comment section weird af

[@HaloFollower-Ron]

I'm lost here, help me out! HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPP -Chris

[@thecrazywolf9625]

HaloFollower Pulls Chris out "Go that way Chris its the way out!"

[@abidingsilence3626]

HaloFollower I know you're most likely beyond help by now. But just keep going up and if you see a X at the top right corner hit it. Good luck.

[@177SCmaro]

Halsey, herself, believed that her Spartans are humanity's next step as a species. If that's the case, it would stand to reason that they're capable of reproduction.

[@Brimst0ne6800]

Spartan parent review: 1/10 for harsh wake up times (5 AM on a Saturday) bad food, and just harsh rules.

[@commandonigward573]

say a female Spartan gets pregnant from male Spartan and the embryo they extracted and put it in the tube and grow it like a clone from Star Wars

[@BA3942]

Commando 724 For some reason I believe ONI would use a Surrogate.

[@commandonigward573]

I do agree

[@pardonthatdust]

Ultimatrix120 they would die from super baby eating them inside out

[@mreionmrhd6085]

The only thing is that child would be half spartan. If you wanted to have a spartan child with spartan & spartan genes you would have to take two male sperm and then use an egg as simply the place where the fetus can grow without any of the genetic material. So basically if you want to have a fully spartan child running around the child will have to come from two men (at least in the first generation) after the first generation of spartan children are created then you could create children with an egg and a sperm assuming that a female child was born from the original 2 sperm process.

[@flowers2734]

That would be a superbaby

[@13ghettoDolphins101]

What about Veronica Dare, I mean her and Buck's relationship.

[@damidge700]

13ghettoDolphins101 buck was an ODST before being a spartan

[@arclight7388]

They were in a relationship before buck had augmentations to become a spartan, but interesting question

[@ARuiz-eu3hk]

Dare: "OH, BUCK! PLE...EEASE! DON'T. STOP. THIS. TRAIN. NNOOOOWW!!!!" Buck: "TROOPER!!!" 😂😂😂😂

[@scentral2233]

She couldn't handle it that's y she disappeared 😂

[@Verboten_Joey]

In the book New blood, Spartan Romeo sleeps with the local women during shore leave. While a spartan would have to be careful, they are otherwise compatible with normal humans.

[@person928]

Next: *Do Spartans Do Porn?!?*

[@dirtysniper3434]

yeah i saw a bunch of spartan porn

[@lordofshrek8994]

RuLe 34 My DoOd

[@basemaus3728]

ask google images

[@americafirst3078]

Sure they do when they ain't saving the galaxy it's time for a lil Spartan love.

[@razzledazzle2666]

Look it up on porn hub XD

[@d-train115]

What if Noble 6 had a kid and he became the deadliest spartan of all time, I'd pay 300 bucks to play it hands down.

[@lordofshrek8994]

SCP Foundation nah I’m pretty sure kat got shot

[@americafirst3078]

I wouldn't sounds lame. I'd rather take a step back from being a Spartan again and be a Marine or another adventure as an ODST.

[@NobleBoss]

My Noble 6 would with kat

[@GalacticFox32]

@@lordofshrek8994 Who said Kat was the only female Spartan?

[@Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE]

@@GalacticFox32 Maybe 6 fucked kats dead body

[@m.v.a.l7669]

Why are you doing so akward about sex?!? It's not like we are little children and you are explaining us the butterflies and the bee's

[@thefirstfury6732]

Killermickey im 10

[@m.v.a.l7669]

TheFirstFURY Okay👍

[@nickwilson3499]

Killermickey what do you mean lol he wasn't acting awkward

[@JJJR09]

Nick Wilson He was.

[@m.v.a.l7669]

Nick Wilson he was acting awkard. watch the video over again and listen to the music and his voice

[@HeroProductionz]

halo follower if you have any further questions ask Tucker

[@_John_Smith_]

I dunno he might just show you the dark side of the internet instead

[@Galactipod]

"That was the worst throw... ever... of all time." -Agent Washington

[@immortalgamer2564]

Or his son, if you could speak Blargh Hornk

[@sjirko]

Difference between powers in a normal human and a spartan Girl comes in and lays on bed as the spartan male breaks her bones since hes more powerful during sex.

[@Jrlomay]

What if during labor the spartan woman has her muscles so developed she can just shoot out the baby like a concussion rifle?

[@LukeSmith-kt2ir]

I can hear Tucker cheering right now

[@Galactipod]

"PROTECT ME, CONE" -Grif

[@witnessme602]

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!

[@ianmcrae1098]

Luke Smith now chika bow wow

[@theta_clips]

Luke Smith Hey Chicka bum bum

[@DarkIronGamer]

Those would make for some muscly ass babies huh? Just imagine if the augmentations were made genetic and got passed down... 45 pound babies made of pure muscle and extremely strong ceramic type bones... damn. I really wish those augmentations existed today.

[@helljumperomega5151]

I died at "45 pound babies"

[@MegaInsaneMC]

that just sounds like doom guy as a baby

[@basemaus3728]

@@MegaInsaneMC thats his backstory

[@MegaInsaneMC]

@@basemaus3728 i thought his backstory was that demons killed his pet rabbit and now he's eternally enraged?

[@basemaus3728]

@@MegaInsaneMC maybe, there are INFINITE backstories for him got the pun?

[@GrimmWarrior19]

I think this has always been a part of what's driven Cortana crazy, she's unbridled human emotion with no constraints beyond not being completely physical, whereas Chief has a constrained, physical presence. While he's barely maintained his sense of family and camaraderie through fellow Spartans, she's been the closest "human" interaction to maintain his psychological stability as a person. Her quest was keeping John human and I think it still is, she confronts him with all aspects of what it means to be human, helping him realize what he is. I just hope she doesn't need to die at the end of it all, it would be nice for her and John to have one last mission to realize each other. Maybe Mendicant will wrest control of the domain from her and resume his previous mission of when he was rampant against the forerunners, leaving Cortana and John to team up perhaps needing to sacrifice themselves to save the galaxy. I hope they live and Cortana can be re-composed in a human form, THAT would be a neat ending but it's doubtful.

[@steveo9284]

Spartan, why is your helmet and right hand crushed? 'sir, wife finally delivered our first born'

[@arandomelite5448]

5:20 really? that song seriousely?!

[@berendboonstra3724]

can you make a vid about hyper lethal spartans

[@wumpusslayer3150]

There where only 2 that we know of, Noble 6 and MasterChief, it would be a short video

[@MonTheWell1886]

Berend Boonstra So a video on Chief and Noble 6?

[@berendboonstra3724]

Steven yes

[@wumpusslayer3150]

yeah

[@nickcreamer3310]

I feel like master chief should be more than hyper lethal

[@shirosakiogishi5305]

Since the Spartans II were broken, I don't think they would even see an interest in this.

[@founderoftheempire8589]

When you say chief spreading his seed I thought that was the funniest thing ever

[@daveshoe4574]

If I was the unsc I would want them to. 2 Spartans can become 8 spartans (they're very busy) with another 8 Spartans become 64 keep going you have an army spartan

[@BA3942]

dave shoe But, just how well would the augmentations transfer from generation to generation like would the chemical augmentations become more and more diluted or would some augmentations negatively affect their bodies as they are designed to withstand some augmentations, and for the Spartan-IV's it is even weirder as they have whole organs replaced to help them survive in possible deadly environment should the situation arise.

[@daveshoe4574]

Ultimatrix120 just keep injecting the chemicals to the children then they should The traits of the parents of those should be acceptable. After awhile maybe effects will happen naturally

[@_John_Smith_]

pffft, seems legit. Wonder if it'll work though..... Game Theory I have a question!

[@rayanmasoom]

dave shoe That requires hella incest 😂😂

[@daveshoe4574]

Eon nope there is more then just 2 spartans so you can just mix their children with another Spartan children. 8 x 8 that what this meant.

[@solidsnake9477]

That one retired Spartan (Maria I think) has kids.

[@LightningZetton]

whoever is gonna be chief's wife.... oh boy they're gonna get that thing of his that went through countless wars and went through deadly events

[@zaraw.6192]

I’m cackling-the music at 5 minutes is so perfect 😂😂😂

[@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET]

yes they can have kids. their reproductive system works fine. they do need hormone therapy to be able to have the kid develop correctly

[@GuyThatAlex]

Thought i was weird and alone for think Vale was hot. Now I feel better.

[@bayleerichards8940]

Also can childbearing be a weakness to the domain that Cortana was reason by it

[@johnsonl82]

I believe Master Cheif has a GF her name is Master Chick.

[@MiniNinja258]

Lol

[@chunkycat7333]

No it's Cortana. Why do you think Cortana hasn't been destroyed yet

[@melbournemeliodas215]

@@chunkycat7333 because of the domain

[@woozy9112]

Master hefa

[@jacobstarr9010]

Master dick

[@Deadguy-bp2yx]

im sure master chief gets some every once an awile kelly,linda

[@mattewl9261]

Not really the masterchife grew up with them it's like his sisters to the chief

[@elijahwatson3474]

Mattew L He shown to have affection towards Kelly.

[@kevinalvarado1182]

The daughter part sounds like the movie for logan

[@whiterunguard7109]

Id give Vale a child 👌

[@someboiwhogivesadamn]

Whiterun Guard HEY! *notches an arrow*

[@caboosethegod9084]

Dont u have guard duty while your cousin is out fighting dragons?

[@mob4609]

👌👌👌👌👌

[@robertf5318]

Whiterun Guard But I already thought you took an arrow to the knee.

[@mlgamingnick1263]

same

[@ugandanknuckle70]

If master chief dies, the torch passes to Jerome most likely, master chiefs kid is just... impossible

[@dead987]

Heads up, Thumbnail says "Halo Spartan Children". Also the Halo goes over the red outline and looks super weird.

[@lukehaywood-jennings1344]

Ohhhhh..... Well There Goes Mini Master Cheif. :'-(

[@arcticdragon3565]

IF the master chief was to die at any point, I think it would be much more interesting if a post rampancy Cortana rather controlled his armor, or created a mechanical body, taking the persona of the master chief. Like in Marathon where Durandel surpassed his rampancy and entered a state of total self awareness and unchained freedom, Cortana could choose to "resurrect" her fallen friend, redeeming her character, and righting her wrongs. This would also be similar to Mendicant Bias, who after a forced rampancy by the Gravemind, waited thousands of years to regain control of himself, and aided the master chief from behind the scenes in Halo 3. I think AI has always been one of the most important topics of Halo.

[@bradleyturner6503]

10:15 'If you had a good time.' 😏

[@hervisdaubeny7078]

its the halo sex talk

[@Lord_Gatsby]

DAUBENY

[@outermostfury7270]

wait if cheif never went through puberty that means he has a child size u know what

[@caboosethegod9084]

What? A dick

[@ReformedSooner24]

OutermostFury Im pretty sure the entire body grows bigger with age. That includes the genitalia.

[@razzledazzle2666]

Nah chief, with that muscle enhancer aug, he got that big daddy D that anyone would fuck.

[@patatedecours0075]

The kid:Dad can you help me to make my home work ? The dad:no im killing covnent at work

[@michaeltakaichi2658]

1:37 "spread his seed"

[@masterchiefpettyofficerjoh8660]

Well i dont have a kid.

[@HeroProductionz]

Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 what happened to cortana

[@MonTheWell1886]

Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 You do. You just don't know.

[@masterchiefpettyofficerjoh8660]

Steven Prove it.

[@solar_cpg8833]

the results are in you are the father lol

[@TheGarrett27]

Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 maybe someone slid u a mickey

[@decentkiller1236]

Did you know that Spartans are 7'8" to 8' tall

[@MisterJohnDoe]

With or without armor?

[@decentkiller1236]

@@MisterJohnDoe with, without armor they are roughly the same hight though due to their enhancements and the fact that they are shorter by about 3 to 5 inches then the armor

[@burgerflipper6952]

Only 7’ actually or at least average cause this would make elites 10 ft when they are only 8ft on average

[@Pedro_Dactyl]

4:54 *INTENSIFIES*

[@demigodgamez]

He sounds like a father who explains how people are made to his children.

[@NitroProductions0123]

They have the ability. It said so in the books. They just have lost the sexual desire or drive to do so.

[@the_neo_crusader]

I just realized I'm 15 so I'm old enough to be a Spartan

[@ur-didact1991]

Me too

[@HoldmyApplejuice]

same

[@jrm6183]

Same

[@abdollahdowidar3347]

I was 11 when i played halo for the first time...so i could have been a Spartan-III and STILL could be since I'm 14.

[@adnancharif9296]

8:50 Roland be like 'What are you talking about, Chris?'

[@timothyamos7971]

"THE SEEDS OF HIS PAST, SOW OUR FUTURE!"

[@mr.highschoollocksmith6080]

Don't crucify me, but you played "oh yeah" when the Spartan 4 was with Halsey. And for some reason that put an image in my head that only a shotgun could get rid of.

[@miekelei2761]

Same. That is an image I’ll never be able to unsee. Halsey as a cougar. Pass the eyebleach, please.

[@susandominguez3196]

4:20 that's me and my friend when a new girl comes to our school😂😂

[@yamioscar4933]

*Starts thinking about wrighting a book about a child of a Spartan*

[@KaptainKommissar]

4:17 Had me laughing.

[@dirtyd4c338]

Never do the "Cowgirl" with a female spartan

[@GalacticFox32]

*Y O U C A N T S T O P M E*

[@carenmartinez9677]

"Spread his seed." Me in a very quiet classroom: 👏😂 OMG Everyone else: 👀👀

[@premiumheadpats4150]

This is exactly what I was looking for and I appreciate it. This is the only video on the subject that I could find on the entirety of KZbin after searching for quite a while. I was curious as to whether or not there might have been some "fraternizing" going on between the Spartan IIs during long deployments. Considering they are human. Now I know. They don't have those urges.

[@witnessme602]

Welp, there go the Lasky/Palmer shippers' dreams

[@killer13324]

Here's the big question. Would it be possible for a child conceived by a spartan to inherit ANY of the parents[s]'s augmented traits and if so which ones are the most likely to be passed down?

[@kay0230]

Well considering the Spartan-IIs, IIIs, and IVs, augmentations are not genetically changed. The DNA structure wouldn't be changed. So children born from Spartans wouldn't inherit the parent's superhuman traits and would grow like a normal human child. However the birthing process for a female spartan would be problematic... With her augmented body traits. Anyhow, that I would think and if something did happen that somehow melds the augments into the Spartan's genetic structure. The Spartan's kid will have the augments similar to the S-1.1's.

[@cringekiller348]

@Kay They are genetically enhanced.

[@TheBastered]

Spartans! TO NIGHT WE ARE SEX MACHINES! ROFL.

[@Thunderbolt22A10]

“It would be rather uncomfortable for the non-SPARTAN” Jokes on you I’m into that shit

[@DogLeggedPie]

I could just imagine a 'Logan' style Halo story with Master Chief as Logan and his daughter being the future Chief, and ONI tracking then down for the possibility of future spartans, that would just be sure cool !