Halo's Season 2 Fixed Everything!

Halo: Dinner Evolved
The story of John Cheeks and is everlasting quest to stuff as much cake in his bakery as possible.

[@braedenalberti]

Awkward timing having this video go up moments before Rooster Teeth as a whole got shut down. The point I made about them still stands though. They had a great run that got them international fame, and all started by telling a funny story using Halo's multiplayer. But, like Bungie, the majority of the people that made it great left a long time ago. RIP RT

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

Worse, WB is selling ALL Rooster Teeth IP'S because they DO NOT WANT TO OWN THEM, meaning that if no company in an imminent future buys RvB rights, RvB Restoration can suffer the same fate of COYOTE VS ACME (Which would be a Jab In The Face for all the people who worked hard on it🤬)

[@tristanoneal9037]

Cry a river 😢 😭 yall some p*****s lmao 🤣 😂 😆. What a bunch clowns 🤡 🤣 😂 didnt know the circus showed up today lmao.

[@McJuggins]

Hey random question, what episode did the “time to own some noobs” clip come from for Arby’s and the chief?

[@Spillow-C]

-Fans response to Halo S1: "your inability to safeguard Halo was a colossal failure" -Paramount when making Halo S2: "i will continue my campaign against the fans" -Fans and Microsoft: "NO, you will not" ** then SEASON 3 GETS CANCELLED and someone else starts planning a Halo movie franchise of sci-fi colossals, that *actually* adapts the Bungie Trilogy and Fall of Reach/Halo Reach too ** a guy can dream.

[@qwefg3]

Season 2 got the green light before season 1 aired... and sadly I doubt they had learned from their mistake.

[@conner4385]

@@qwefg3 Seems like this is a common accurance for shows now a days. So hopefully, they already blew most of their budget on the first two seasons. And the third one gets actually canceled.

[@Marked_One333]

Your comment is a masterpiece

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

@@Marked_One333 I would love honestly an animated Saga like Mortal Kombat Legends about the Halo Universe, They can gave a LOT of awesome characters more spotlight like Tul'Juran, Frank Mendez, Kurt-051, Bornstellar, Usze'Taham, etc.

[@URAWESOME94]

Nay, it was HERESY

[@x4nderss]

tbh i think it's all a plot to destroy every franchise

[@ChawedMirthPrattEnterprise]

There is no proof of this but I will wholeheartedly believe it anyways.

[@x4nderss]

@@ChawedMirthPrattEnterprise nahh there's 100% proof... all the movies and tv shows lol

[@timewarpdrive77]

Proof in the pudding, so to speak.. @@x4nderss

[@Spillow-C]

"i sense a plot to destroy pop culture."

[@nfineon]

Remove their heros, rewrite their stories and history, strong male figures are weak, weak females are now leaders, bad is good, right is wrong, now OBEY...

[@sovietbear5084]

You know you fucked up at the TV show when Halo 4 becomes a classic

[@Mistak_Basement]

LMAOOO

[@asandax6]

Halo 4 wasn't that bad this show is making Halo 5 seem like a decent story.

[@YodaOnABender]

Halo 4 is fine. Should’ve said halo 5 instead

[@sergeantzack1106]

Halo 4 is good through the style was really bad

[@Mistak_Basement]

If season 3 flops that hard might as well consider Halo 5 a decent story

[@tglake2894]

The Baptist with rosary beads is actually hilarious, the writers evidently don't know much about Christianity except that it's *bad*. Which is par for the course considering they dont know anything about Halo either. A+ crew behind the camera!

[@TheGraemi]

It's probably an analogy for bigot christian colonist vs belittle native.

[@CoyoteKnight]

Funny you say that, the trilogy is jam packed with biblical references. "For behold, I will bring a flood of waters upon the earth to destroy all flesh in which is the breath of life under heaven. Everything that is on the earth shall die." Genesis 6:17 Planet designation G617g, the Forerunners make first contact with the Flood.

[@user-qp6ew7vf7r]

What expect of liberal arts students who hate the western civilization and themselves?

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

@@CoyoteKnight & Dutch, one of Halo 3ODST playable characters is Catholic & everytime you play as him he makes a Reverence

[@Paragon..]

4:13 You can tell the directors know nothing about the game because cloaked Covenant would show up on the IFF HUD on Master Chief's helmet when they move. The armor has thermal and motion sensors.

[@stranger5011]

"well yeah but have you consider the... The uh- fog?"

[@OneoftheCaesars]

Nice catch.

[@wb7585]

They also forgot the scifi shit because a basic helmet of even a marine can record combat footage. Especially mjonlir.

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

Puting the SPARTAN 3 without the existence of Kurt-051 is just as stupid as adapting Spider-Man Without Uncle Ben or Adpating Ultron Without Hank Pym, OH WAIT...

[@billybadass3056]

*...Slade* that's all I needed to say to you............

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

@@billybadass3056 do you prefer me to say: *Hey Kid, looks like you've seen a ghost?* Or *Hi, Robin, Surprised to se me?*

[@billybadass3056]

@@ArcTrooperRod-269 as long as you knew what I meant its all good LMAO

[@mushroomhead86117]

The best part is they are all clones of Akerson's younger sister!!! Isn't that amazing?!

[@MrBlazinerday]

They want an all female cast. Its checks a box

[@Sethafella]

I've said it before, but this Master Chief is no Demon

[@Spillow-C]

i hate how here they call him Demon from the very first episode of S1, its just so unearned. In the games the Covenant starts to call him like after he destroys the "Sacred Ring", they just dont get Halo or dont care, not even the basic stuff.

[@truthfulpurpose]

@@Spillow-Cthe writers are purposefully incompetent. They haven’t touched the source material. Now we have magical Shaman humans, humans in the covenant and a super emotional man child that is supposed to be an ice cold super soldier. It’s just a big ole laughable joke. It’s hell.

[@Spillow-C]

@@truthfulpurpose they probably read the story from wikipedia or something, either that or the actually played/watched the games story and decided to to their "take" on it, which can be fine for a adaptation, as long as its faithful enough, but here its not. The series is a action-soap, with below average writing, not even the genre itself fits Halo, its so unrecognizable.

[@ziffy88]

Space baptists with rosaries is hilarious

[@mushroomhead86117]

But in this show we're the baptists, we are following a prophecy told by wannabe Lady Jessica from Dune... oh my god!!!

[@bedtimegames]

add this to the pile of modern media that needs to just be scrapped and done over again

[@TheGraemi]

At the moment better hope that your beloved "franchise" does not get an "adaption".

[@tumulovermelho93]

I just realized something while watching this review. This show feels like the writers wanted to make a Mass Effect show instead of a Halo one. This feels way more like Mass Effect than it does Halo. Including the hot model hero being more a Commander Shepard thing than Master Chief's, as well as naked scenes being more in line with Mass Effect.

[@greenmumin]

They better not touch that masterpiece.I see your point tho.

[@Metaphysicist]

​@@greenmuminI think they have to do a done a good job. Because mass effect is what they actually wanted.

[@pbf7719]

Yup I noticed this too. It also feels like they really wanted to do their own version of The Expanse and just sprinkled Halo Easter eggs throughout.

[@Metaphysicist]

@@pbf7719 MASS EFFECT + The Expanse. Is what they want to make. A space opera about a deeply dived society, with a looming threat of an external force.

[@wyattd8423]

I was thinking that just before I saw ur comment

[@RedM-lk6fk]

Season 1 - Master Cheeks Season 2 - Jimmy Rings

[@aeonstar293]

Halo season 2: We don't fucking understand religion or humanity, the show

[@grejsancoprative]

I got it. Master Cheeks are just a new Fabio. They are slowly turning Halo to a romance/erotica novel for women in their late 30

[@branstone]

🤣🤣

[@TheGraemi]

Nearly every show targeted at boys/men in the past seems to get that treatment nowadays.

[@user-qp6ew7vf7r]

"I Fell in love with a Sangheili" or "Forbidden Affair on Reach".

[@Swaggs907]

One of my favorite parts from the book Halo The Flood is when Chief is just getting dogged by Commander Silva and Chief doesn’t say a word. Then Silva at the end says’ “Do you understand?” and Chief just says “Sir, no sir.” Such a badass moment. Too bad I can’t say the same for emo cheeks.

[@Synicstkayz]

master cheeks cry’s, master chief returns the bomb…they are not the same

[@jlaw12204]

Mandolorian keeps their character in helmet and everyone loves emm it can be done

[@jonathanathor117]

You know all they had to do was just adapt the games. For crying out loud, halo 2, 3 and reach were cinema.

[@rockbottomgaming465]

Halo CE had the single best cinematic out of all the other games, CE wasn't the best for cinematics, but Jenkins helmet recording was by far the best single cutscene out of all the games.

[@Spillow-C]

having actual movies adapting them would be amazing

[@Mastercheeks17]

4 is also peak

[@MidnightDrake]

@@Mastercheeks17 I still feel that Halo 4 could've been better.

[@Jaker788]

I think there's some books that would be better adapted than just ripping the games. First Strike, Contact Harvest, Fall Of Reach

[@ziffy88]

It's amazing how dredd and twisted metal wouldn't show the actor's face

[@maineiacman]

I place a large portion of this shows failure on Kiki Wolfkill. Shes still allowed to damage the Halo IP and its disgusting. Kwan is her character insert and until shes fired from the show we are stuck with that awful character.

[@jalpat2272]

Qrd on her ?, i know wolfkill isnt "new" name in halo.

[@CoyoteKnight]

​@@jalpat2272she's, or was, in charge of all non-video game halo media. I say was because she's been fired, along with frank the janitor and Bonnie. Don't expect things to get better though, they're gonna get worse.

[@Jaker788]

​@@CoyoteKnight Yeah, it's far too late to fix things by firing high level people who were bad for the franchise. The cancer has metastisized too much to remove. Gotta shutter 343, shuffle some good people around to other studios maybe and fire known bad influences. In 5 years minimum we can think about putting together another team, but I'm not sure building a team like was done with 343 was a good idea. Maybe find a studio that's been good in the genre or could be, contract them if they're external, and have them do pre production brainstorming, concepts, demos for 5 years. Then maybe we can start making another Halo game refocused on the original roots of halo lore and forget what happened after the events of Halo 3 as a fever dream. Try Harvest, or even a Covenant game if there's interesting story and gameplay to be had.

[@jonathanathor117]

WE WUZ FORERUNNERS !!!

[@sodargrafen2651]

Bruh....

[@zxylo786]

Calling Season 5 now. 343 Guilty Spark: *sees Johnson* 343 Guilty Spark: You are the child of my makers, inheritor of all they left behind. You are forerunner. But this instalation is yours because you are so powerful and brave.

[@joechungus5424]

AND SHIEET!!!

[@freedomsglory1]

I commend you for suffering this torture. Thank you for your sacrifice.

[@OrangePikmin-cv9ui]

Paramount showed they can do video game adaptations right with Sonic. They just got lazy with Halo.

[@HaloWingProductions]

As a sonic fan who likes the movies, i think they can do a lot better. Im hoping they nail the third movie later this year. As for Halo I hope someone does right by the fans some day.

[@TeenPerspektiva]

​@@HaloWingProductionsi agree with you. The sonic movies are overrated for what they are imo, just because people were so scared of them being total garbage so now they are just happy they werent. But they still left a lot to be desired, i would say

[@HaloWingProductions]

Yeah that's fair. Again I enjoyed the movies but in retrospect there are things that bother me and I want to be better. My biggest issue was eggman. No shade on Jim Carrey but he was not a good eggman at all. But I respect the filmmakers for listening to the backlash and fixing the problems (mainly the design in movie one and adding more game stuff in the sequel). Personally I think that Sonic should have an animated movie, that better suits the series and storytelling. Plus any true Sonic fan knows that Sonic has some awesome animation in the form of cutscenes in the games. I mean imagine a full movie animated like the opening for sonic unleashed, sonic 06 or the sonic riders anime intro. It would be amazing. Still Im hoping movie three is good.

[@TeenPerspektiva]

@@HaloWingProductions true. And yeah i think the thing is: Jim Carrey was just being Jim Carrey. Which is always fun, but it doesnt really fit Eggman that well

[@HaloWingProductions]

Exactly, I'm kinda worried that the sonic movies might have the same problem as Tom Holland Spiderman where people like it so much that they make wild claims that its the definitive version of the respective character.

[@kvernesdotten]

27:06 - Tbf this "random elevator lady" is admiral Parangosky, an actually canon character that was present in the entirety of season 1. This show has so many plot holes and poor writing we dont need to make up more of them xD

[@Liquid278]

"Having a character that never talks or doesn't show his face would be boring" That might be applicable with a plank of a character like John Cheeks, Master Chief is not that

[@TheGraemi]

The truth is IMHO more about the value of an actor. Without a face to put to a good performance means less actor market value. Ironically despite a lot of face the result is the opposite. 😅

[@Liquid278]

@@TheGraemi I agree in some way but Master Chief is iconic for a lot of people, he really is one of the few that don't need market value from a recognised face, like Doom Slayer

[@TheGraemi]

@@Liquid278I explained why not that it is necessary. There I agree with you.

[@cforchex]

i would argue that plank from ed, edd and eddy is more entertaining to watch than john cheeks

[@TheLastArbiter]

They learned absolutely nothing

[@3sgtecelica]

Writers went on strike and this is the best they can produce

[@branstone]

This show would perfectly fit on the CW channel rather than paramount

[@TeenPerspektiva]

Holy shit xD

[@TeenPerspektiva]

Holy shit xD

[@TeenPerspektiva]

Holy shit xD

[@Peak_Aussieman]

It's weird because for some strange reason they appear to be trying to turn Halo into Dune, when the two are nothing like one another.

[@levongevorgyan6789]

Halo is such an easy story to do. Ship chased by aliens. Ship lands on strange stellar object/space station. Monsters attack humans and aliens. Human supersoldier destroys stellar object. You could cut parts of Star Wars, Prometheus, and other movies and stitch them together into a monstrosity and it would be more Halo then this trash.

[@S_raB]

2 minutes 25 seconds in & I'm done, can't stop laughing. "I'm a Baptist!" Proceeds to touch a rosary.... what am i watching!? To get something that basic fundamentally wrong had to be meta commentary, right?

[@DualWieldFTW]

“well-liked” you cant lie to me I fucking see Del Rio

[@timlamiam]

Asking a person their real life KDR is ridiculous.

[@Siegbert85]

Well, he was talking about "Spartan Attack" which is a game in the show universe apparently. But why would he expect some uber professional to play video games...

[@matt6872]

dude you can’t just drop that gladys clip like that, shit nearly killed me

[@pbf7719]

The Elites in this show behave more like the Outriders from Infinity War. They seem kind of mindless and not like warriors that use tactics against their enemy…..then again none of the characters actually behave the way we remember them so at least it’s consistent in that respect

[@mosshivenetwork117]

I buy the idea they are making the series bad on purpose to ruin Halo's reputation.

[@Brandelwyn]

It a money laundering scheme

[@ambrosianapier7545]

I think them wanting to make mass effect but got stuck with Halo is a good theory. It’s not hard to imagine that some executive thought halo and mass effect were similar because they both take place in space.

[@stateofopportunity1286]

Agreed. They're destroying it purposely.

[@anirbande7893]

John Cheeks. 😂👍

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

Technically Is Jimmy Rings, But that also works as well

[@Spillow-C]

Halo is a pretty cool guy

[@Dystopian_Phantom_595]

Master Chungus

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

*10:14** I just wanna point out that THAT COMPARATION IS WAY BETTER when you remember that Captain America & Master Chief are voiced by the same guy, RAÚL ANAYA💚*

[@GT_rising24]

Return Of The Jedi accomplished what this show couldn't Vader's helmet reveal felt so emotional where as Chief's reveal kinda just happened💀

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

Same with Douglas In Halo Wars 2 *He gets his face revelaed after Atriox beats him until his helmet gets detroyed by beating him in the head with his Hammer, & the shot makes enfasis on his bleedy face*

[@Peak_Aussieman]

That's... not... how... Spartans... talk... sweetie....

[@linus116]

This show makes me angry….especially episode 5…. oh…. my….. GOSH!!!! I hate paramount+

[@Left-sh1db]

This show went from season 1 being unwatchable trash to season 2 being slightly watchable trash

[@Georgelyda]

??? In second season, HE HAS NO ARMOR!!! And continues throughout getting his a** beaten

[@Killerviz80]

He hasn’t even whore his armor in the last two episodes. Kind of hard to call him master chief when he’s always out of his armor.

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

I would REALLY LOVE if someday an Animated saga of Halo in the Style of Mortal Kombat Legends gets the chance to be made 💙 To be honest, I honestly think Halo doesn't really work in Live Action FORWARD UNTO DAWN was the exception because it was a more grounded story about the survival of Marines rather than a Major Conflict during the war

[@anubusx]

So happy to see a new video from you.

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

**Spoilers** I felt More with Doyle's Death(A TERTIARY CHARACTER THAT WE ONLY HAVE FOR FEW EPISODE) in Red Vs Blue than With Vannak's Death(A MAIN CHARACTER WE'VE BEEN FOLLOWING FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES) *Guess which one of the 2 Showed more emotions in his Death Scene?*

[@mrchainsaw8320]

Bro I praise you for sitting through this mess. Thank you for sparing me the torture. It makes me sad, Idk where to begin how insane the portrayal of Master Chief is. I remember waiting for midnight back in the day for Halo 3 release at the store. The story and game play had so much meaning. I feel like this show is akin to telling someone your life’s story, everything you’ve been through to become the person you are and them taking it and sh!*ting on your life. What are they doing?

[@michaeldiaz3865]

It was difficult giving this video a 👍.. ... Not because of you, you did great.! I just can't bear to give any kind of support to the show.😢

[@nont18411]

The king is back

[@gabrielafranco5242]

At least Paramount was able to get their precious ESG points. I guess the incredible popular Halo franchise wasn’t good enough for Paramount’s non-existent “modern audience”. Paramount by the way is losing tons of money and it’s completely deserved.

[@themaskedone4668]

You know it’s bad when 343 actually understands MC or maybe the show is made 343 to look not that bad

[@Giddyshoes]

Master Chief: "This is Spartan-117"😎 Pablo's Chief: "My name is JOHN."😥

[@Zeyga]

Thank you for watching this utter trash so I don't need to. You're doing a service for us sir.

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

¡GREAT NEWS PEOPLE! In a new interview Kiki Wolfkill(this "Thing" head writer) admitted when she *Wrote Jimmy Rings, she intended to write him as a separate character from the OG John-117* _SO WE CAN NOW SAFELY & OFFICIALY SAY,_ *JIMMY RINGS & MASTER CHIEF ARE 2 SEPARATE & DIFFERENT CHARACTERS* 😎😎😎😎

[@solastro5595]

They use camo elites alot and using elites like world war Z zombies

[@Ignorant.Red.]

19:23 is this even halo ?

[@emary9511]

Spartan 2s mostly are high functioning sociopaths

[@GymmyJosh]

I have no problem if someone else just does the whole series over again, but good

[@Dustin-trustinO12]

Things i wanted to see in tv show: Sarge, captain keys, low poly cortana, original chief voice, pillar of autumn, flood, thel vadam and shipmaster, lord hood, marines with iron plates, Spec ops elites, noble six, emile, original voices of marines and grunts from halo 1.

[@BobMcBobJr]

Yoink force go! -yoinks foes out of sight.

[@liameyles1450]

what's your KD there we go they did it everybody we got a video game reference and a nod to the source material

[@Siegbert85]

That's a bit weird though... he obviously wouldn't be playing video games so his remark can only refer to his irl KD... and since he's not dead there's nothing to count on the D side

[@ItatsuMagnatsa]

Why do they keep using the 343 Warthog Turret Shield? THAT'S NOT THE HALO WARTHOG TURRET SHIELD!

[@mikewozawski1634]

Haven't watched season 1 because I don't want my heart to be broken.

[@Baldus-the_bald_guy]

"who is this some shayman priest person?"-random marine

[@flamebeard10339]

25:54 iirc, the UNCS did try to cover up the war in the beginning. It only lasted like a month tho, and that was when the outer colonies were in danger, not Reach lmao. 27:00 I mean...they are blatantly following the hero's journey good grief. depression in a video.

[@johnwstruhar]

Akerson is also close to the same as the actual cannon. Akerson is responsible for the Spartan III'S. He tried to have Chief and Cortana killed in the main cannon. This KZbinr doesn't really know the extended lore. I guess this guy doesn't know the Spartans were created to fight Insurrectionists. The UNSC was actually viewed as the bad guys by the outer colonies prior to the Human-Covenant War. So the opening scene makes perfect sense if you have read the books. Yes, they changed some major plot points. No, I don't agree with them all. But, the show still has many things taken from the books and lore. My God what a depressing video.

[@Nethseaar]

@@johnwstruhar ​​⁠The problem ain't "muh lore"; the problem is abject incompetence on the part of the writers. The show doesn't make sense on its own terms. The characters are unlikable idiots, the UNSC does not operate according to any kind of sensible military protocols, and nearly every decision anyone makes is foolish. The show purports to be military sci-fi, but is in fact a shoddy soap opera, occasionally interrupted by some VFX that might amount to a passably interesting 10-minute supercut. It is unfocused, and it utterly fails to establish believable stakes. Adding an approximation of Col. Ackerson cannot paper over the fractal garbage they have foisted on us. Adding more connections to Halo lore in future cannot possibly save it. Only better writing can do that. It's unfortunate that Halo must remain in the category of ruined stories, but pretending there's merit in this show will only invite further butchery. Enough is enough.

[@johnwstruhar]

@@Nethseaar then don't watch it.

[@platypipope328]

​@@johnwstruharsure except terrorist insurrectionists are not a weird space cult and they don't just oppose the UNSC because they have a spiritual connection to their homeworld. The writers taking components from the original story does not automatically mean the new story is of the same quality as the original

[@alaskamark4562]

​@@johnwstruhar You think HE doesn't know the extended lore? Well the freaking show-makers don't know the basics of Halo for Pete's sake. Chief never shows his face, let alone his a$$-cheeks, Spartans are stoic soldiers who barely have emotions, Covenant don't recruit Humans, and it's FRIKKEN OH-NEE NOT OH-ENN-EYE. You have a twisted idea of what constitutes a "depressing video", this whole show is an insulting travesty.

[@DanielPerez-hh5sy]

Who cares about a cool war against aliens and super soldiers, when we can see a dinner scene between two peculiar looking gay dudes. Everyone will love that, sooo inclusive, exactly what Halo fans wants.

[@bingoose5295]

red vs blue was goated

[@distixi1557]

the worst part about this show is that 90% of the work is alredy done. They just had to retake the massive lore and games and put it in episodes, yet they manged to work more, and fucking fail more , thats insane !

[@musicguy20]

Was it a second chance? Or did they have a contract for two seasons??

[@antares3171]

That callback to RvB and Rooster Teeth kind of stings a little now considering the recent announcement.

[@pauldadzie6991]

They just should have given this thing to neil blomkamp. He would he would have given the fans a halo of epic proportions.

[@GonzoTehGreat]

There's only 2 praiseworthy things about this show and that's the production values and the action scenes. The costumes, sets, props and CGI (especially for the Covenant) are all excellent. The fight choreography and action scenes capture the "combat evolved" and show the deadliness of the Spartans, but also how scary the Covenant are to most humans. Unfortunately, the plot is laughably bad and the characterization is a joke. The show creators stole a much from the source material, but what they're making isn't Halo, which is a real shame.

[@braydoxastora5584]

Since this video is a bit of a rant it was gonna get things wrong but i Should point out at the stupid family dinner the KD was a reference to the shows in universe Videogame not to chiefs personal record as its only later they notice he is a spartan.

[@kimberly8266]

Ty for the revew😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@anthonyperez8143]

This show is equivalent to DC animated movies versus live action movies

[@sodargrafen2651]

Clumsy Spartans 😂 woke spartan blind gау😂 wait wait this near future?! Augmented 👀? Lmao 🤣😂 Ahahahahah

[@YodaOnABender]

Literally all this show needs to do is focus on the marines and the camaraderie they share and the show would be fine. There was only a single scene of that in S1 with Kai and it’s the best part of the show so far

[@laykni]

Some hinted that this is supposed to be the silver timeline, but I don’t know

[@tacofitness1876]

Halo: the visual novel

[@solastro5595]

Solid Kawn or Liquid Kwan

[@Syisulis]

Random elevator lady was in charge on season 1

[@Rippers-TV]

Cortana looked more like the game cortana in season 1.

[@flamebeard10339]

Anyone know why the show has 94%/70% on rotten tomatoes?

[@stranger5011]

People who like the Very bare bones surface level "Halo stuff" this show does and well, cheeks.

[@Brandelwyn]

People are dumb

[@gir8268]

Def paid reviewer or desperate fan

[@ZWillis12]

I understand the use of the Rooster Teeth reference, but dang the timing is not great haha

[@markgrehan3726]

Humanity is doomed in this timeline as the UNSC is the worst military ever, badly run ill disciplined and weirdly happy to let their super special soldiers wander around with civilians even after beating up a couple of Marines. Also I'm still not sure why they are happy with a team of super soldiers suddenly appear to have had a personality switch and are all emotional now.

[@tree7677]

Jimmy Rings never really fell off because he was never on

[@user-qp6ew7vf7r]

On a parallel universe this show is Covenant propaganda portraying humanity as weak, dumb and worthless as species.

[@GenericProtagonist7]

It's hilarious that, even in Halo, they managed to make the villain a religious white guy.

[@baby_grogu]

Hey could you make a madme web one next??

[@AngeVNs]

He did make a funny sarcastic post recently about it so I'm guessing he just needs proper visuals so he can beautifully lay how his savage thoughts

[@IluvpringlesOG]

The shows only saving grace is when John Halo said “It’s haloing time!” And then halod all over everyone.

[@chemdaddy602]

People really thought 6:08 would be Noble team in his visor reflection 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@phwink5754]

Soren was a spartan II washout in both timelines, so he's not as strong as a spartan should be in the silver timeline. In the regular timeline he's actually crippled by the augmentations not working properly. His muscles grow so large they rip themselves apart and one of his arms is described as being basically a giant club. He's constantly put on incredibly strong painkillers but he stops taking them eventually because he thinks they cloud his mind iirc. His disfigurement actually makes him the strongest spartan II out of all of them, and by extension probably the strongest spartan ever. He desperately wants to be put in combat but he's too disfigured to wear mjolnir and he'd be a liability because the other spartans would feel obligated to protect him. He's instead made into a desk jockey and eventually gets convinced by a coworker to join the insurrection, he tries to escape in a long sword (i think) and is shot down and crash lands on a planet, his body wasn't found at the crash site and he's listed as MIA. Some more background on him, unique among the spartan II's, soren wasn't abducted and replaced. His family lived on a rural planet and his mother died of some disease, his father went mad and soren ends up stabbing him and running away to live in the forest, his dad eventually dies of the same sickness his mom died from iirc. Being orphaned, Halsey lets him choose if he wants to join this special program of hers, promising him he'll become strong. This makes his later disfigurement much more tragic. (This just a real brief summary of his character from the main timeline, theres a LOT of details i left out/forgot.) Also he's blonde with blue eyes in the regular timeline. So a much better character all around imo and it would be very interesting to see his story play out on screen.

[@solastro5595]

remember reach nah, forget reach.

[@billybadass3056]

((7:12~7:17))Yes because They HATE You.... not being funny here

[@seanr152]

Pablo Schraber is a victim of bad writing,hes doing the best he can so cant knock him for that

[@nomad5454]

foward unto dawn had a stronger story and did chief with more justice this this bs show , if you want sparts out the mask to emote feelings and conflict use his team let chief remain a fixed point for everyone around him to lean and count on, and no one cares about kwan stop trying to force her story jesus christ.

[@goldieARZ]

If Star Wars had been a mega galactic video game series, the diehard fans would also have been apoplectic bc some characters or scenarios were changed or removed from the film storyline. The same goes for Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings and the 1st Dune film - which were all based on hugely popular, world-building, epic books. True the TV series, is not 100% canon to everything in the 20+ yr old game franchise, but as stated above -- it's certainly not unprecedented. I think the Halo series, cast, and show runners have successfully brought to life these iconic characters and storylines and introduced them to a new and "larger" audience. As for the outcry about the TV series showing MC cheeks…well the body design of Cortana in Halo 4 was pretty R-rated IMO. So yea I’m very ok w/ the Pablo's MC cheeks -- I know they ain't CGI. 🤩

[@jesussaquin6266]

I was looking forward for season 2, but in all honesty I hope this show doesn’t get a season 3.

[@jpitt916]

Glad I watched this video. I was almost thinking of giving it a second chance. Between this and the interview where Steven Kane said they only talked about characters and didn't look at the games, it definitely seems like a total waste.