Halo's Season 2 Fixed Everything!

Halo: Dinner Evolved
The story of John Cheeks and is everlasting quest to stuff as much cake in his bakery as possible.

[@braedenalberti]

Awkward timing having this video go up moments before Rooster Teeth as a whole got shut down. The point I made about them still stands though. They had a great run that got them international fame, and all started by telling a funny story using Halo's multiplayer. But, like Bungie, the majority of the people that made it great left a long time ago. RIP RT

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

Worse, WB is selling ALL Rooster Teeth IP'S because they DO NOT WANT TO OWN THEM, meaning that if no company in an imminent future buys RvB rights, RvB Restoration can suffer the same fate of COYOTE VS ACME (Which would be a Jab In The Face for all the people who worked hard on it🤬)

[@tristanoneal9037]

Cry a river 😢 😭 yall some p*****s lmao 🤣 😂 😆. What a bunch clowns 🤡 🤣 😂 didnt know the circus showed up today lmao.

[@McJuggins]

Hey random question, what episode did the “time to own some noobs” clip come from for Arby’s and the chief?

[@Spillow-C]

-Fans response to Halo S1: "your inability to safeguard Halo was a colossal failure" -Paramount when making Halo S2: "i will continue my campaign against the fans" -Fans and Microsoft: "NO, you will not" ** then SEASON 3 GETS CANCELLED and someone else starts planning a Halo movie franchise of sci-fi colossals, that *actually* adapts the Bungie Trilogy and Fall of Reach/Halo Reach too ** a guy can dream.

[@qwefg3]

Season 2 got the green light before season 1 aired... and sadly I doubt they had learned from their mistake.

[@conner4385]

@@qwefg3 Seems like this is a common accurance for shows now a days. So hopefully, they already blew most of their budget on the first two seasons. And the third one gets actually canceled.

[@Marked_One333]

Your comment is a masterpiece

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

@@Marked_One333 I would love honestly an animated Saga like Mortal Kombat Legends about the Halo Universe, They can gave a LOT of awesome characters more spotlight like Tul'Juran, Frank Mendez, Kurt-051, Bornstellar, Usze'Taham, etc.

[@URAWESOME94]

Nay, it was HERESY

[@x4nderss]

tbh i think it's all a plot to destroy every franchise

[@ChawedMirthPrattEnterprise]

There is no proof of this but I will wholeheartedly believe it anyways.

[@x4nderss]

@@ChawedMirthPrattEnterprise nahh there's 100% proof... all the movies and tv shows lol

[@timewarpdrive77]

Proof in the pudding, so to speak.. @@x4nderss

[@Spillow-C]

"i sense a plot to destroy pop culture."

[@nfineon]

Remove their heros, rewrite their stories and history, strong male figures are weak, weak females are now leaders, bad is good, right is wrong, now OBEY...

[@tglake2894]

The Baptist with rosary beads is actually hilarious, the writers evidently don't know much about Christianity except that it's *bad*. Which is par for the course considering they dont know anything about Halo either. A+ crew behind the camera!

[@TheGraemi]

It's probably an analogy for bigot christian colonist vs belittle native.

[@CoyoteKnight]

Funny you say that, the trilogy is jam packed with biblical references. "For behold, I will bring a flood of waters upon the earth to destroy all flesh in which is the breath of life under heaven. Everything that is on the earth shall die." Genesis 6:17 Planet designation G617g, the Forerunners make first contact with the Flood.

[@ErickSarabia-z5c]

What expect of liberal arts students who hate the western civilization and themselves?

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

@@CoyoteKnight & Dutch, one of Halo 3ODST playable characters is Catholic & everytime you play as him he makes a Reverence

[@sovietbear5084]

You know you fucked up at the TV show when Halo 4 becomes a classic

[@LaLiLuLe2]

LMAOOO

[@asandax6]

Halo 4 wasn't that bad this show is making Halo 5 seem like a decent story.

[@YodaOnABender]

Halo 4 is fine. Should’ve said halo 5 instead

[@sergeantzack1106]

Halo 4 is good through the style was really bad

[@LaLiLuLe2]

If season 3 flops that hard might as well consider Halo 5 a decent story

[@ziffy88]

Space baptists with rosaries is hilarious

[@mushroomhead86117]

But in this show we're the baptists, we are following a prophecy told by wannabe Lady Jessica from Dune... oh my god!!!

[@Paragon..]

4:13 You can tell the directors know nothing about the game because cloaked Covenant would show up on the IFF HUD on Master Chief's helmet when they move. The armor has thermal and motion sensors.

[@stranger5011]

"well yeah but have you consider the... The uh- fog?"

[@OneoftheCaesars]

Nice catch.

[@wb7585]

They also forgot the scifi shit because a basic helmet of even a marine can record combat footage. Especially mjonlir.

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

Puting the SPARTAN 3 without the existence of Kurt-051 is just as stupid as adapting Spider-Man Without Uncle Ben or Adpating Ultron Without Hank Pym, OH WAIT...

[@billybadass3056]

*...Slade* that's all I needed to say to you............

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

@@billybadass3056 do you prefer me to say: *Hey Kid, looks like you've seen a ghost?* Or *Hi, Robin, Surprised to se me?*

[@billybadass3056]

@@ArcTrooperRod-269 as long as you knew what I meant its all good LMAO

[@mushroomhead86117]

The best part is they are all clones of Akerson's younger sister!!! Isn't that amazing?!

[@MrBlazinerday]

They want an all female cast. Its checks a box

[@grejsancoprative]

I got it. Master Cheeks are just a new Fabio. They are slowly turning Halo to a romance/erotica novel for women in their late 30

[@branstone]

🤣🤣

[@TheGraemi]

Nearly every show targeted at boys/men in the past seems to get that treatment nowadays.

[@ErickSarabia-z5c]

"I Fell in love with a Sangheili" or "Forbidden Affair on Reach".

[@aeonstar293]

Halo season 2: We don't fucking understand religion or humanity, the show

[@Swaggs907]

One of my favorite parts from the book Halo The Flood is when Chief is just getting dogged by Commander Silva and Chief doesn’t say a word. Then Silva at the end says’ “Do you understand?” and Chief just says “Sir, no sir.” Such a badass moment. Too bad I can’t say the same for emo cheeks.

[@RedM-lk6fk]

Season 1 - Master Cheeks Season 2 - Jimmy Rings

[@Synicstkayz]

master cheeks cry’s, master chief returns the bomb…they are not the same

[@Sethafella]

I've said it before, but this Master Chief is no Demon

[@Spillow-C]

i hate how here they call him Demon from the very first episode of S1, its just so unearned. In the games the Covenant starts to call him like after he destroys the "Sacred Ring", they just dont get Halo or dont care, not even the basic stuff.

[@truthfulpurpose]

@@Spillow-Cthe writers are purposefully incompetent. They haven’t touched the source material. Now we have magical Shaman humans, humans in the covenant and a super emotional man child that is supposed to be an ice cold super soldier. It’s just a big ole laughable joke. It’s hell.

[@Spillow-C]

@@truthfulpurpose they probably read the story from wikipedia or something, either that or the actually played/watched the games story and decided to to their "take" on it, which can be fine for a adaptation, as long as its faithful enough, but here its not. The series is a action-soap, with below average writing, not even the genre itself fits Halo, its so unrecognizable.

[@freedomsglory1]

I commend you for suffering this torture. Thank you for your sacrifice.

[@ziffy88]

It's amazing how dredd and twisted metal wouldn't show the actor's face

[@jlaw12204]

Mandolorian keeps their character in helmet and everyone loves emm it can be done

[@maineiacman]

I place a large portion of this shows failure on Kiki Wolfkill. Shes still allowed to damage the Halo IP and its disgusting. Kwan is her character insert and until shes fired from the show we are stuck with that awful character.

[@jalpat2272]

Qrd on her ?, i know wolfkill isnt "new" name in halo.

[@CoyoteKnight]

​@@jalpat2272she's, or was, in charge of all non-video game halo media. I say was because she's been fired, along with frank the janitor and Bonnie. Don't expect things to get better though, they're gonna get worse.

[@Jaker788]

​@@CoyoteKnight Yeah, it's far too late to fix things by firing high level people who were bad for the franchise. The cancer has metastisized too much to remove. Gotta shutter 343, shuffle some good people around to other studios maybe and fire known bad influences. In 5 years minimum we can think about putting together another team, but I'm not sure building a team like was done with 343 was a good idea. Maybe find a studio that's been good in the genre or could be, contract them if they're external, and have them do pre production brainstorming, concepts, demos for 5 years. Then maybe we can start making another Halo game refocused on the original roots of halo lore and forget what happened after the events of Halo 3 as a fever dream. Try Harvest, or even a Covenant game if there's interesting story and gameplay to be had.

[@branstone]

This show would perfectly fit on the CW channel rather than paramount

[@TeenPerspektiva]

Holy shit xD

[@TeenPerspektiva]

Holy shit xD

[@TeenPerspektiva]

Holy shit xD

[@kvernesdotten]

27:06 - Tbf this "random elevator lady" is admiral Parangosky, an actually canon character that was present in the entirety of season 1. This show has so many plot holes and poor writing we dont need to make up more of them xD

[@levongevorgyan6789]

Halo is such an easy story to do. Ship chased by aliens. Ship lands on strange stellar object/space station. Monsters attack humans and aliens. Human supersoldier destroys stellar object. You could cut parts of Star Wars, Prometheus, and other movies and stitch them together into a monstrosity and it would be more Halo then this trash.

[@3sgtecelica]

Writers went on strike and this is the best they can produce

[@S_raB]

2 minutes 25 seconds in & I'm done, can't stop laughing. "I'm a Baptist!" Proceeds to touch a rosary.... what am i watching!? To get something that basic fundamentally wrong had to be meta commentary, right?

[@timlamiam]

Asking a person their real life KDR is ridiculous.

[@Siegbert85]

Well, he was talking about "Spartan Attack" which is a game in the show universe apparently. But why would he expect some uber professional to play video games...

[@pbf7719]

The Elites in this show behave more like the Outriders from Infinity War. They seem kind of mindless and not like warriors that use tactics against their enemy…..then again none of the characters actually behave the way we remember them so at least it’s consistent in that respect

[@anirbande7893]

John Cheeks. 😂👍

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

Technically Is Jimmy Rings, But that also works as well

[@Spillow-C]

Halo is a pretty cool guy

[@Dystopian_Phantom_595]

Master Chungus

[@matt6872]

dude you can’t just drop that gladys clip like that, shit nearly killed me

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

*10:14** I just wanna point out that THAT COMPARATION IS WAY BETTER when you remember that Captain America & Master Chief are voiced by the same guy, RAÚL ANAYA💚*

[@DualWieldFTW]

“well-liked” you cant lie to me I fucking see Del Rio

[@GT_rising24]

Return Of The Jedi accomplished what this show couldn't Vader's helmet reveal felt so emotional where as Chief's reveal kinda just happened💀

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

Same with Douglas In Halo Wars 2 *He gets his face revelaed after Atriox beats him until his helmet gets detroyed by beating him in the head with his Hammer, & the shot makes enfasis on his bleedy face*

[@Left-sh1db]

This show went from season 1 being unwatchable trash to season 2 being slightly watchable trash

[@Georgelyda]

??? In second season, HE HAS NO ARMOR!!! And continues throughout getting his a** beaten

[@michaeldiaz3865]

It was difficult giving this video a 👍.. ... Not because of you, you did great.! I just can't bear to give any kind of support to the show.😢

[@Killerviz80]

He hasn’t even whore his armor in the last two episodes. Kind of hard to call him master chief when he’s always out of his armor.

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

I would REALLY LOVE if someday an Animated saga of Halo in the Style of Mortal Kombat Legends gets the chance to be made 💙 To be honest, I honestly think Halo doesn't really work in Live Action FORWARD UNTO DAWN was the exception because it was a more grounded story about the survival of Marines rather than a Major Conflict during the war

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

¡GREAT NEWS PEOPLE! In a new interview Kiki Wolfkill(this "Thing" head writer) admitted when she *Wrote Jimmy Rings, she intended to write him as a separate character from the OG John-117* _SO WE CAN NOW SAFELY & OFFICIALY SAY,_ *JIMMY RINGS & MASTER CHIEF ARE 2 SEPARATE & DIFFERENT CHARACTERS* 😎😎😎😎

[@IluvpringlesOG]

The shows only saving grace is when John Halo said “It’s haloing time!” And then halod all over everyone.

[@JGD199]

At least Paramount was able to get their precious ESG points. I guess the incredible popular Halo franchise wasn’t good enough for Paramount’s non-existent “modern audience”. Paramount by the way is losing tons of money and it’s completely deserved.

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

**Spoilers** I felt More with Doyle's Death(A TERTIARY CHARACTER THAT WE ONLY HAVE FOR FEW EPISODE) in Red Vs Blue than With Vannak's Death(A MAIN CHARACTER WE'VE BEEN FOLLOWING FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES) *Guess which one of the 2 Showed more emotions in his Death Scene?*

[@Zeyga]

Thank you for watching this utter trash so I don't need to. You're doing a service for us sir.

[@void7176]

This is why we need our fellow "nerds" to make our "nerdy" content

[@anubusx]

So happy to see a new video from you.

[@distixi1557]

the worst part about this show is that 90% of the work is alredy done. They just had to retake the massive lore and games and put it in episodes, yet they manged to work more, and fucking fail more , thats insane !

[@ForsakenSandpaper]

Things i wanted to see in tv show: Sarge, captain keys, low poly cortana, original chief voice, pillar of autumn, flood, thel vadam and shipmaster, lord hood, marines with iron plates, Spec ops elites, noble six, emile, original voices of marines and grunts from halo 1.

[@BobMcBobJr]

Yoink force go! -yoinks foes out of sight.

[@mikewozawski1634]

Haven't watched season 1 because I don't want my heart to be broken.

[@anthonyperez8143]

This show is equivalent to DC animated movies versus live action movies

[@GonzoTehGreat]

There's only 2 praiseworthy things about this show and that's the production values and the action scenes. The costumes, sets, props and CGI (especially for the Covenant) are all excellent. The fight choreography and action scenes capture the "combat evolved" and show the deadliness of the Spartans, but also how scary the Covenant are to most humans. Unfortunately, the plot is laughably bad and the characterization is a joke. The show creators stole a much from the source material, but what they're making isn't Halo, which is a real shame.

[@pauldadzie6991]

They just should have given this thing to neil blomkamp. He would he would have given the fans a halo of epic proportions.

[@solastro5595]

They use camo elites alot and using elites like world war Z zombies

[@tacofitness1876]

Halo: the visual novel

[@ErickSarabia-z5c]

On a parallel universe this show is Covenant propaganda portraying humanity as weak, dumb and worthless as species.

[@ouchiegiverjr]

I recall as a kid wanting a halo show…..man thank fuck I outgrew shit like this and Star Wars otherwise this shit would be heartbreaking to see, now I’m just….apathetic….apathy is death.

[@liameyles1450]

what's your KD there we go they did it everybody we got a video game reference and a nod to the source material

[@Siegbert85]

That's a bit weird though... he obviously wouldn't be playing video games so his remark can only refer to his irl KD... and since he's not dead there's nothing to count on the D side

[@bingoose5295]

red vs blue was goated

[@flamebeard10339]

25:54 iirc, the UNCS did try to cover up the war in the beginning. It only lasted like a month tho, and that was when the outer colonies were in danger, not Reach lmao. 27:00 I mean...they are blatantly following the hero's journey good grief. depression in a video.

[@johnwstruhar]

Akerson is also close to the same as the actual cannon. Akerson is responsible for the Spartan III'S. He tried to have Chief and Cortana killed in the main cannon. This KZbinr doesn't really know the extended lore. I guess this guy doesn't know the Spartans were created to fight Insurrectionists. The UNSC was actually viewed as the bad guys by the outer colonies prior to the Human-Covenant War. So the opening scene makes perfect sense if you have read the books. Yes, they changed some major plot points. No, I don't agree with them all. But, the show still has many things taken from the books and lore. My God what a depressing video.

[@Nethseaar]

@@johnwstruhar ​​⁠The problem ain't "muh lore"; the problem is abject incompetence on the part of the writers. The show doesn't make sense on its own terms. The characters are unlikable idiots, the UNSC does not operate according to any kind of sensible military protocols, and nearly every decision anyone makes is foolish. The show purports to be military sci-fi, but is in fact a shoddy soap opera, occasionally interrupted by some VFX that might amount to a passably interesting 10-minute supercut. It is unfocused, and it utterly fails to establish believable stakes. Adding an approximation of Col. Ackerson cannot paper over the fractal garbage they have foisted on us. Adding more connections to Halo lore in future cannot possibly save it. Only better writing can do that. It's unfortunate that Halo must remain in the category of ruined stories, but pretending there's merit in this show will only invite further butchery. Enough is enough.

[@johnwstruhar]

@@Nethseaar then don't watch it.

[@platypipope328]

​@@johnwstruharsure except terrorist insurrectionists are not a weird space cult and they don't just oppose the UNSC because they have a spiritual connection to their homeworld. The writers taking components from the original story does not automatically mean the new story is of the same quality as the original

[@alaskamark4562]

​@@johnwstruhar You think HE doesn't know the extended lore? Well the freaking show-makers don't know the basics of Halo for Pete's sake. Chief never shows his face, let alone his a$$-cheeks, Spartans are stoic soldiers who barely have emotions, Covenant don't recruit Humans, and it's FRIKKEN OH-NEE NOT OH-ENN-EYE. You have a twisted idea of what constitutes a "depressing video", this whole show is an insulting travesty.

[@markgrehan3726]

Humanity is doomed in this timeline as the UNSC is the worst military ever, badly run ill disciplined and weirdly happy to let their super special soldiers wander around with civilians even after beating up a couple of Marines. Also I'm still not sure why they are happy with a team of super soldiers suddenly appear to have had a personality switch and are all emotional now.

[@Rippers-TV]

Cortana looked more like the game cortana in season 1.

[@Baldus-the_bald_guy]

"who is this some shayman priest person?"-random marine

[@laykni]

Some hinted that this is supposed to be the silver timeline, but I don’t know

[@nomad5454]

foward unto dawn had a stronger story and did chief with more justice this this bs show , if you want sparts out the mask to emote feelings and conflict use his team let chief remain a fixed point for everyone around him to lean and count on, and no one cares about kwan stop trying to force her story jesus christ.

[@megalopath]

Anyone else getting Caprica vibes? Because I'm getting Caprica vibes.

[@Phwonk]

Soren was a spartan II washout in both timelines, so he's not as strong as a spartan should be in the silver timeline. In the regular timeline he's actually crippled by the augmentations not working properly. His muscles grow so large they rip themselves apart and one of his arms is described as being basically a giant club. He's constantly put on incredibly strong painkillers but he stops taking them eventually because he thinks they cloud his mind iirc. His disfigurement actually makes him the strongest spartan II out of all of them, and by extension probably the strongest spartan ever. He desperately wants to be put in combat but he's too disfigured to wear mjolnir and he'd be a liability because the other spartans would feel obligated to protect him. He's instead made into a desk jockey and eventually gets convinced by a coworker to join the insurrection, he tries to escape in a long sword (i think) and is shot down and crash lands on a planet, his body wasn't found at the crash site and he's listed as MIA. Some more background on him, unique among the spartan II's, soren wasn't abducted and replaced. His family lived on a rural planet and his mother died of some disease, his father went mad and soren ends up stabbing him and running away to live in the forest, his dad eventually dies of the same sickness his mom died from iirc. Being orphaned, Halsey lets him choose if he wants to join this special program of hers, promising him he'll become strong. This makes his later disfigurement much more tragic. (This just a real brief summary of his character from the main timeline, theres a LOT of details i left out/forgot.) Also he's blonde with blue eyes in the regular timeline. So a much better character all around imo and it would be very interesting to see his story play out on screen.

[@solastro5595]

Solid Kawn or Liquid Kwan

[@goldieARZ]

If Star Wars had been a mega galactic video game series, the diehard fans would also have been apoplectic bc some characters or scenarios were changed or removed from the film storyline. The same goes for Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings and the 1st Dune film - which were all based on hugely popular, world-building, epic books. True the TV series, is not 100% canon to everything in the 20+ yr old game franchise, but as stated above -- it's certainly not unprecedented. I think the Halo series, cast, and show runners have successfully brought to life these iconic characters and storylines and introduced them to a new and "larger" audience. As for the outcry about the TV series showing MC cheeks…well the body design of Cortana in Halo 4 was pretty R-rated IMO. So yea I’m very ok w/ the Pablo's MC cheeks -- I know they ain't CGI. 🤩

[@shrimpsalad2498]

Lol like how they evacuate sanctuary but not reach….

[@ItsButterBean1020]

Ok I hate the show but they did, that’s part of why Keyes does

[@ZWillis12]

I understand the use of the Rooster Teeth reference, but dang the timing is not great haha

[@antares3171]

That callback to RvB and Rooster Teeth kind of stings a little now considering the recent announcement.

[@jesussaquin6266]

I was looking forward for season 2, but in all honesty I hope this show doesn’t get a season 3.

[@valmirmehmetaj5246]

Lol this is on showrunner's Wikipedia "joined the Paramount+ series Halo as showrunner.[5] Steven wrote or co-wrote every episode of the first season of Halo despite knowing nothing about the source material or lore while running the show on the ground in Hungary. Due to the prevalence of legalized prostitution in Hungary, attempts were made to turn the source material into a romantic drama denoting "Pretty Woman". Production was halted for six months in 2020 due to the COVID-19 pandemic, but completed in the summer of 2021. Due to production company interference, Kane's project quickly became an art noir pile of feces with no push-back from the "co-writer"

[@Syisulis]

Random elevator lady was in charge on season 1

[@flamebeard10339]

Anyone know why the show has 94%/70% on rotten tomatoes?

[@stranger5011]

People who like the Very bare bones surface level "Halo stuff" this show does and well, cheeks.

[@Brandelwyn]

People are dumb

[@gir8268]

Def paid reviewer or desperate fan

[@Turbo.M777]

I just cannot understand the motivation to delete major characters from the story (Fred, Linda, Sgt Johnson), change characters entirely (John & Keyes), add stupid ones that conflict with the established story like Makee, not to mention other major derailments of the established storyline... Like was it REALLY just so hard to adapt the story to the screen without shoehorning in so much crap? Wish the writers for this had stayed on strike and the makers used Chat GPT to write the script instead. Probably would have been leaps and bounds better. I thought the CGI has been pretty good for a TV show though. I commend the props and visual effects guys on their work. My complaints about the show are solely about mangling a badass story and characters, then putting them through a generic Disney-channel vibes dialogue filter. Also, I appreciate you talking about the glaring lack of military discipline. Did 4 yrs in the Marines , and compared to my time in the military, its incredibly cringe to hear all these 'zingers' casually thrown around within the ranks of supposed top-tier warriors, and John regularly losing is composure and getting emotional and flustered in conversation. He's supposed to be the ultimate war machine, but has the composure of a teenager that just joined the ROTC in high school with a chip on his shoulder. Its gross.

[@chemdaddy602]

People really thought 6:08 would be Noble team in his visor reflection 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@factor2634]

I hope they continue ....so the lose more money 🤣🤣

[@luispagan7173]

Master cheeks vs 💩writer 💯💀💀💀💀

[@solastro5595]

remember reach nah, forget reach.

[@FlyingCircles]

A show about Carter and Noble Team would actually be awesome, I think. You could have your helmetless protagonists, an automatic full cast, and lots of new turf to work with for a set of existing characters. But nope, gotta get that triggering marketing clout. You'd think that if there is to be a show about Chief himself, why not take the opportunity to patch up the timeline around Halo 4 and Halo 5, potentially redeeming their stories. But nahhhhh

[@kevinmccarthy1992]

I’m kinda grateful for terrible shows like this, because we get great video reviews like this!

[@TRG_R17]

Can't call it clickbait rn

[@TheMasterCaster]

My fav part of this video was where you said no one cares about the Soren and his wife plot so you’re not gonna cover it. Thank you. It would have been a waste of time in your video. It’s awful, almost has awful as the Kwan plot line

[@joncooke4360]

So far in s2 no armor at all, could of been so much better

[@adampatino5372]

Nah, brah. She's a dishonest cheater who stole the Australian position from someone who actually deserved to be there. She should be made to apologize and be barred from competing for her dishonest manipulations. Not to mention, have to pay back the funds she wasted. Selfish.

[@FelipeNiclvs.]

hilarious that only fan projects get stories right, what the fuck is wrong with writers and directors man its not that hard. I could make a shitty better version and im just a sound tech.

[@davidcohen6352]

no they wrecked it, incompetence is paramount.....

[@m777howitzer4]

Alright, i solved it. They are making the show worse, straying further from the plot, and doing what they shouldn’t ON PURPOSE. Remember our beloved male hero’s that have all been dismantled and replaced in the past 10 years? This is just more of that. Don’t watch, don’t even talk about it. They deserve less than nothing.

[@dbkfrogkaty1]

I figured since the show runners heard all the criticism from season 1 they would take note and make some changes. Put the Master Chief's helmet back on, get a couple more spartans to team up with him, and go hunt the Covanant. But no. Just more sitting and talking. The show is slow and boring. Is it me or is there an over abundance of female characters in this show?

[@nickcalderon2637]

They greenlit Season 2 before the first episode of Season 1 was aired. Obviously they never learned anything, because they had no intention of doing so in the first place.

[@DocDastardly91]

Isn't Donut pink?

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

Lightish Red, but yeah

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

You okay there, sir? I don’t think this was fixed…

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

By the Rings… They fixed nothing and made it WORSE.

[@dataracer1172]

The fight scene on Sanctuary was actually legit. Theres plenty of dumb stuff to criticize, but you lost the plot trying to say that was "mid." When they get it right, they should be told they got it right, and not subject to disenguious commentary.

[@Ignorant.Red.]

The best way to enjoy halo season 2 is to not watch it

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

The best Part of Halo season 2 is when you take it off & put Ayuda Mundial instead😎

[@Ignorant.Red.]

@@ArcTrooperRod-269 absolutely, right

[@whitefang4490]

cheeks escaped the UNSC about 5-6 times during this shows 2 seasons why is he even fighting the covenant why not just join them he seems to fight them way less than humanity plus his girlfriend is already in the covenant so wtf 😂

[@kimberly8266]

Ty for the revew😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@cforchex]

plank from ed, edd and eddy would have a more exciting spin off than the bullshit paramount is coming up with.

[@MadDadLad]

If Marty gets elected in Nevada, maybe he can make something happen to get this dumpster fire of a series scrapped😅

[@derrickjohnson4952]

I don't get their "We can't have a relatable character stuck in a helmet " argument seeing as the Mandalorian was super popular & they only revealed his face like once or twice.

[@Siegbert85]

You can but I really don't see the need to. Halo is a first person shooter so seeing the main character's face is irrelevant. If you want to explore the character in a show it's not a bad idea to show him in different settings.

[@enkille2]

hahah this is way better !!

[@FlyingCircles]

I wouldn't mind a Halo show that isn't about the actual halos (regarding timeline and/or plot), but it would have to actually be a GOOD SHOW. This is not. Instead, it desecrates existing Halo characters and stories with its filthy footsteps!

[@sashablouse9486]

Nahh they wont change it unless they remove kiki wolfkill, bonnie ross stooge!

[@urfuneral36]

Genius critiques… “the video game didn’t have dinner scenes and the show does”. Military officials don’t oppose superiors when their orders sacrifice millions…. Do you hear yourself through your hate boner cries? But sure let’s scrap all character development, emotional human responses to situations and just make every scene master chief blowing stuff up. Why would we need a show for everyone to know what’s important to him or what he’s been through.