Hammond, Clarkson and May Cooking Compilation

Top Gear and Grand Tour stars cooking food and this excludes Gordon Ramsey, food tribe and James may oh cook
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[@RobertBrownieJr]

1/8" or 2.5mm in Roman Catholic

[@MotoTrist]

I lolled so hard 😂😂

[@royalbloodedledgend]

I don’t get it I get it now

[@Jtmissile]

@@royalbloodedledgend Explain?

[@omarsteel9742]

@@royalbloodedledgend yes please explain 😹

[@dancearoundtheworld5360]

@@royalbloodedledgend Come on lets hear it

[@aleahy299]

Compilation of Jeremy and James speculating about Hammond dyeing his hair and whitening his teeth

[@EntertainmentCheese2022]

@George Saddington A compilation for that hasn't been made yet, let's just leave it to Niks V

[@Veyron722skyhook]

They're just jealous of him aging better than them because he's the slightly fitter of the three.

[@EntertainmentCheese2022]

@@Veyron722skyhook Yup, and younger, they keep making jokes about him being 36/38.whatever even though he's now 51

[@Veyron722skyhook]

@@EntertainmentCheese2022 Exactly. That bit about Jermey thinking he's had a hair transplant in the last episode especially is just stupid. Last episode of Top Gear I mean.

[@EntertainmentCheese2022]

@@Veyron722skyhook The hair dye rumour he tried to spread about Hammond in Uganda would also be up there with that

[@recker_7630]

I love how Jeremy is innocently peeling a potato, and the pan catches fire.

[@jacobrumens9601]

Even seeing him doing that for 10 hours would be much more better to watch than the new Top Gear.

[@corybrown4544]

It’s the “I break everything I touch” gag

[@nuck-]

@@jacobrumens9601 Or the grand tour tbh. OG top gear was produced by smart people for a smart audience. Then TGT went full ameri-tard and they just script EVERYTHING. Its for the derp USA wwe lover market.

[@joeelkins5234]

You didn't include James beating Gordon Ramsay

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

I couldn't help think of Thomas the Tank Engine's Gordon and James when you said that, I know Thomas has nothing to do with Top Gear, only putting this out there for reference.

[@papenfuscharlie5567]

Lol James May James Corden lol Gorden Ramey lol

[@abramo7700]

It says in the description "This excludes Gordon Ramsey"

[@azhariabdulrazak4129]

@@papenfuscharlie5567 r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@ValiantGeoDuck]

"beaten by a fucking shaggy tramp"

[@EntertainmentCheese2022]

5:18 "Oh I say! It's not half bad" FINALLY! A foreign dish hammond actually likes

[@keiztrat]

Yes/ finally!

[@EntertainmentCheese2022]

@@keiztrat Especially when you consider that in the same film minute earlier (The Grand Tour's Seamen episode) He was refusing insects and a cooked bird inside of an eggshell

[@keiztrat]

@@EntertainmentCheese2022 Exactly hahaha

[@thegunnitgamer5716]

@@EntertainmentCheese2022 In all fairness, there isn't anything obvious in there that you can't acquire in the UK, either at a supermarket (beef, probably a large number of the spices, noodles) or online (the more unusual spices)

[@lc9245]

Authentic pho is quite mild and easy to eat. That’s why it became the face of Vietnamese food. Jeremy’s quote about the herbs and spices aren’t exactly right. It is the hallmark of simplicity in cuisine.

[@georgebayliss3291]

What this video needs, is a touch of *CHEESE*

[@maxwhitmore2305]

Can't agree with you more

[@secretbaguette]

Lurpac, invented in 1903.

[@georgebayliss3291]

@@secretbaguette It's 1901, is it not? I think there was something in an episode a while back, where they played back every time he had said 1903 instead of 1901.

[@secretbaguette]

@@georgebayliss3291 R/Woosh

[@georgebayliss3291]

@@secretbaguette Oh sh*t you've got me.

[@General_Grievance]

The moment with Clarkson and Hammond cooking Pho is proof that underneath all the mockery and jesting the boys provide to each other, they really are good friends.

[@anotherHelldiver]

Roger Roger

[@DuTrom]

"Richard? Have you got a fire extinguisher?" "No, why?" WHY DO YOU THINK HAMMOND?!

[@johnmccrossan9376]

Hmmmmm You don't need it to deal with a suprise flood I'm assuming?

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

"Well, because I'm doing the washing. BECAUSE THERE'S A FIRE, YOU TWAT"

[@helplmchoking]

perhaps, and this is just a guess mind you, it could be to extINGUISH A BLOODY FIRE. What a perfectly British response to that question, although asking for a fire extinguisher probably shouldn't be as calm as that either

[@joseptorresm69]

Then James May said, as he remained cool, calm and collected: “uhh, tea towel in water”

[@dbclass4075]

Jeremy might use it as a hammer.

[@brianhebert6152]

1:09 "Right, the water is boiling so its time to start preparing the vegetables..." *pulls out flowers*

[@c.mcxrdle5224]

3:32 hearing clarkson saying ‘richard’ instead of ‘hammond’ is so strange

[@GT_Walker]

Probably how you can tell the fire was not intentional.

[@redmr2na]

Yeah it is. Especially when the Norm is Hammond.....you Blithering Idiot. You can't forget the the Blithering Idiot part.

[@lalnablehector1285]

So that's what was odd, I knew something was off about that sentence haha

[@karllichtenberg4124]

It made me questions, "wait who's Richard?"😂😂

[@lalnablehector1285]

I just thought of another time it's happened, in Bolivia in the jungle when Clarkson left his phone behind he calls him Richard.

[@Kalenz1234]

"My grandfather was burned less than that when I cremated him" And that burger was burned less than James May's barbecue skills.

[@SuperAlbino1]

We need a compilation of one presenter 'dying' followed by the others saying "anyway, if you'd like a job on Top Gear..."

[@cmomofilm]

As a Scottish person, can I just point out that the lazy stereotype that we deep fry everything is still funny. I wish the world would lighten the fuck up about jokes and just have a laugh.

[@grahamek86]

My auto-offend started to soften towards "hmm...salt and vinegar with chips and I reckon he's on to something"...

[@iliasszennati173]

I thougt its the americans who deep fry everything

[@georgeselly3426]

@@iliasszennati173 White Appalachians & white southerners came from somewhere 😛

[@noremorsewoodworking2258]

Having lived in bonnie Scotland, I can testify that not everything is deep fried - but the few things that aren't, are all 'haggis-flavoured'. And no, haggis-flavoured toffee caramel ice cream is NOT something I ever wish to try again!

[@cmomofilm]

@@noremorsewoodworking2258 Haggis is real mans food, It'd put tits on a Priest, I understand why you dont like it. Nice woodwork btw.

[@pavelholub8668]

It's incredible how Jeremy's cooking improved after using engine oil to fry food.

[@TailsFan369no2]

I never understood why he had no choice other than castrol gtx

[@DrewSavo]

⁠@@TailsFan369no2so for this particular challenge they had to cook their meal using only what they could find at a particular petroleum station they’d stopped at. And since most petrol stations are _not_ fully stocked supermarkets, they had a limited selection. The only meat available was on prepackaged sandwiches, and the only oil they had wasn’t vegetable cooking oil, but *engine* oil. So whilst the others are being particularly daft with swapping sponge for bread and using crisps as a base, Jeremy went ham: use flowers as vegetables etc.

[@nicholasw.3488]

3:10 This is easily one of the most chaotic scenes ive seen 😂😭😭😭

[@ministig63ace]

I was surprised to see jezza being genuinely interested in cooking phở. Really made my day😊

[@TheBcoolGuy]

fö

[@rab008]

0:53 love Richards "ooh yeah" when something he thinks is great

[@sebastianmuglia7451]

Hammond has a very nice soothing ASMR voice at times and I Love it

[@ET-Gamer]

Richard might just be the best cook to ever come out of Birmingham.

[@FierceDeity35]

*Europe

[@chinaman1]

I would really like to see babish tackle the pasta with a Scottish twist.

[@mangoshake]

If he nails it I won't even be mad

[@dancearoundtheworld5360]

More like american twist , yuck

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

Poor Babish if he does

[@daltonbecker4494]

@@dancearoundtheworld5360 No you don't get to blame us this time. The Scottish do deep fry a *lot* of there food, hell it's where we get it from.

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

@@daltonbecker4494 The Scottish deep fry stuff that actually makes sense deepfried.

[@JamesTheGam3]

2:33 The way Jeremy is staring at the table is funny as hell to me.

[@Lgs260495]

You missed James beating Ramsay in a cooking contest, and Jeremy discovering he's full of lobster crap.

[@Gobbbbb]

"Yes, I am full of shit!"

[@ummrumaannasar5562]

Shrimp crap

[@commanex]

Those werent on top gear

[@Lgs260495]

@@commanex no, they weren't. But this is compilation of them cooking, so why not?

[@commanex]

@@Lgs260495 well since every other clip is from top gear

[@Vladpryde]

Not gonna lie, that dish Jeremy was cooking in the wok on the boat looked amazing.

[@stefanolauriola3081]

As an Italian, those spaghetti getting fried, hurt my eyes..

[@just_matt214]

As another italian, holy shit you're weak lmao. Pasta al forno exists, this is just its natural evolution.

[@stefanolauriola3081]

@@just_matt214 ma non è fritta la pasta al forno😄 è come dire che i bomboloni al forno siano come quelli fritti

[@lizardlad279]

It enlightened mine

[@tunderstorm2769]

@@stefanolauriola3081 che poi perche ti ha risposto in inglese

[@refiachmadfarhan1058]

It looks absolutely delicious to me, I like deep fried

[@Sathya97658]

This shows why only James have a cooking web series 😂

[@Tony-112]

All jokes aside , Hammond needs his own cooking show. 👌

[@horvatharamadrasan]

@AH_92x Hear hear

[@jasondriver44]

Needed this, absolutely made my Monday so much better

[@jasperdomacena6491]

watching this on my 15 minute smoke break at work 😂 I guess that's one way to lessen the stress 🤷

[@a_certified_mess]

Probably the best way as well 😂

[@ianghose1]

4:21...that's actually a signature dish of Francis Malmann, a Michelin star chef who happens to reside in Patagonia.

[@OriruBastard]

So Clarkson can actually cook something without setting the whole vehicle on fire.

[@MaskofFayt]

This is even funnier now that May had a pretty successful run of cooking on foodtribe and his own cooking show

[@fpspwny995]

2:37 Guessing that's how you made Coronation in the 70s.

[@Generalscorpio]

That thing with bread, yoghurt and chocolate looks like something I might actually eat.

[@dancearoundtheworld5360]

Id finish it but cant fathum him saying sponge fingers

[@ArmandoVictorForno]

Ohhh I expected to see when Jeremy cooked in an abandoned condo in Spain. He made shrimps or something with all the onion peels😂

[@TheCloakedTiger]

Now I am hungry... That spaghetti deep fried in the beginning looked so damn good!

[@AchingGibbon450]

2:03 me choosing something to eat while I watch cars 2

[@Dan330i]

That last one loooks soooo goood

[@Sepilein1]

To any Italians who made it past 1:00...you made it, you are now in a safe place and can rest

[@tudorbrancuturcu5996]

I don’t know about you, But Hammond cooking for Jeremy Clarkson is just so wholesome.

[@henryhunter1773]

I love these Compilations! Thanks for uploading!

[@tracyhoughton3749]

Anything these 3 do is hilarious. . Love them all ❤❤❤

[@MGlobal111]

I really did think I've been places and seen things but I'd never even imagine to deep fry spaghetti.

[@KRPrice-wf4ml]

4:04-4:07 Damn, that’s gotta be like a burn WITHIN a burn! 😲😂

[@ked4]

The title really should be Clarkson May Hammond so it's in order of descending age and height.

[@sameboll886]

And weight

[@AnnaMarianne]

Clarkson Hammond May rolls off the tongue more smoothly

[@erosion271]

Credits order

[@pilummurialis6490]

3:39 visible fire and reading a magazine, sounds like the world right now

[@tabletophobbies.terraintec2697]

Miss these specials and challenges, not saying the new GT isnt great but these were classics 👌

[@DAZZER435]

I would love to see these 3 make a travelling food show.

[@someguy1728]

That last bit on the boat I was looking at Hammond in that plastic chair and I thought “He’s going to topple over backwards into the water”, because of how low the edge is behind him

[@israelisntreal786]

Jeremy making Pho is just Phenomenal

[@theninethrees8044]

You mean, *Pho* nomenal?

[@mrdriver2988]

I can watch these 3 do the most mundane activity and it would still be entertaining.

[@adamrtr2774]

I really want to try those sponge fingers

[@TVR_Sagaris_]

These 3 make me hungry everytime I watch them

[@AAdams456]

I couldn't find any of those sponge fingers but I've got an absolutely brilliant idea I'm gonna use BREAD

[@karenmarsh1067]

Richard Hammond tries to help them eat healthy But deep fries spaghetti and a cake

[@tudorbrancuturcu5996]

That spinning chicken Killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hislordship6087]

The Scottish bit cracks me up every time 😂

[@lodomir321]

I remember watching them with my dad and i know every scene here XD, best thing ever made

[@GlitchanBlack]

0:00 - 0:58 I want Richard to teach me to make that.

[@RubyBlueUwU]

The discussion of “peeling” the squirrel and then the cow is some of the funniest tv I’ve ever seen

[@dalewasson5919]

I swear Hammond does cook a lot

[@a.s6161]

Absolute quality channel

[@ThelouwseFD]

It's only january and you already saved 2021 with this video

[@manfredi169]

Every time Hammond says oh yeah I’m doing it haha

[@louiseturner9811]

Can they all do a cookery show together. please. I watch that.😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@robbutterill1426]

hammond making the sponge fingers will never not be funny

[@hanakoyoo2423]

Ah top gear my favorite cooking show

[@martinbridge7967]

And James....strangely enough, is the one who gets his own cooking show....

[@motorade]

You have forgotten about Jeremy's paella (supercars in Spain) and his V8 Manly Cocktail.

[@Muffinlicioification]

0:21 "pastor, and source are ready"

[@smithyc2051]

The 3 amigos 3 mates who have stuck by each other through thick and thin

[@diegocalcagno5102]

If you do a part2 include "the bloody awful" from the V8 blender.

[@callum5106]

You forgot Jeremy's Paella he made when they were in Spain.

[@ree4550]

Thank you for the vid!

[@thewonkytardis4177]

I love these videos

[@jamesstokes4343]

So Hammond can actually cook something other than canned beans hahaha

[@TheJohnnymlg707]

The title alone made me smile

[@mattlinthicum4207]

you left out the best part early on where Clarkson is talking about fire safety in a motorhome and Hammond"s place goes up almost as if on cue.

[@kwardozz]

i cant be the only one who would actually like to try a deep-fried spaghetti

[@jasonyu1887]

Richard do you have a fire extinguisher? no why? 😭😂😂

[@RedSkylinex60]

When Hammond said he was he was gonna give the spaghetti a Scottish twist I got scared He'd put Haggis in it.

[@azzornet4240]

Now I can say that I saw everything in my life 😂😂

[@ziga5451]

my stomack just tourned around as I saw those spagetti bolognese

[@jonnnyren6245]

"Hammond! Have you got a fire extinguisher?!"

[@Need1738]

I've found that using Mobil 1 when I cook really cuts the taste that other motor oils have.

[@BlueflagAlpha]

it was 9am here while im watching this and im hungry

[@lordquacki5434]

“…our love for coronation and chicken, and the ingredients are chicken and coronation”

[@basicallystupid7080]

why does Hammond’s ice cream idea look so good, i mean sure the scottish version spaghetti might be good

[@gsw5503]

Looks good 👍

[@labaguette7512]

0:54 "........oh yeah 😉😁😁"

[@AA-rc1ny]

In the US we do measurements and units based off of caliber i.e. dump three equivalents of 7.62 grain into the bowl

[@JenandTonic95]

I've never seen anything funnier than those chickens whirring round and round

[@naemehyatt0412]

"Top Gear" person are not a joke, they're a smart people to do anything🎉

[@radio_cooking_ghost]

"the ingredients are: chicken! and coronation!" i cant brathe someone send help. the delivery was so funy

[@THELEXIS1983]

just these few clips is better than the entire series of the new top gear.

[@frankmonke1248]

Hammord, Clarkson: Does not thing James: CHESSE

[@vincegrayson8039]

3:34 Jeremy: Richard, have you got a fire extinguisher? Richard: No:why? Jeremy: how are you put a pen fire out? James: um tea towel in water.

[@thomasdavis5230]

richards cooking went from 100 to 0 real quick at the beginning there

[@theodenmannix4362]

Hammond committing crimes against humanity in the first clip

[@parvinaujla]

The top gear ground force was a classic

[@adityarai5367]

The Italians will never forgive you Richard.